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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:06,220 Doghouse - Horror Comedy 2009 English 2 00:00:44,496 --> 00:00:46,540 Aw, fuck... 3 00:01:16,736 --> 00:01:18,446 Fuckin' hell! 4 00:01:18,613 --> 00:01:21,158 What's the matter with you? What? 5 00:01:21,324 --> 00:01:25,162 - I'm not a bloody prostitute! - All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 6 00:01:25,370 --> 00:01:27,581 Christ's sake, this was our second date! 7 00:01:27,747 --> 00:01:30,250 Was it? Listen, listen, all right... 8 00:01:30,417 --> 00:01:33,211 I was on the tequilas last night and, um... 9 00:01:34,212 --> 00:01:37,757 - What is your name again? - Oh, you're kidding. 10 00:01:37,924 --> 00:01:40,594 Tell you what, if you was a prostitute... 11 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,804 you know... you'd be caked. 12 00:01:49,603 --> 00:01:52,439 What's the matter with you? That was a compliment! 13 00:01:52,606 --> 00:01:56,526 You know what I mean, I can't win! I've got the pox of it. 14 00:01:58,361 --> 00:02:02,532 Tell you something else, you're only an old dog, anyway. 15 00:02:02,699 --> 00:02:05,702 Maybe "boys' weekend," wasn't the best choice of words. 16 00:02:05,869 --> 00:02:07,537 Whatever. Have a nice time. 17 00:02:07,704 --> 00:02:11,541 I'm not one of those guys who ditches his mates for his girlfriend! 18 00:02:11,708 --> 00:02:14,586 - I don't want you to ditch your mates! - What DO you want? 19 00:02:14,753 --> 00:02:16,755 An invite would've been nice. 20 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:22,135 No girls allowed, darling. 21 00:02:27,557 --> 00:02:29,893 I didn't know there was gonna be strippers! 22 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:33,730 - And Neil's not in charge. I am. - That fills me with confidence. 23 00:02:33,897 --> 00:02:36,650 I'm only going to my gran's. I'll be back on Monday. 24 00:02:36,817 --> 00:02:39,069 I'll have the locks changed before then. 25 00:02:44,157 --> 00:02:47,744 Bex, Bex... It's for Vince. Vince! 26 00:02:47,911 --> 00:02:50,664 He's helped me out so many times, I've lost count. 27 00:02:50,831 --> 00:02:54,000 When I first came to London, he supported me. I owe him. 28 00:02:54,167 --> 00:02:57,504 Lots of people get divorced, Mikey. He'll get over it. 29 00:02:57,671 --> 00:03:01,341 Yes, by spending a weekend getting trollied with his mates. 30 00:03:01,508 --> 00:03:04,636 Well, you can celebrate your own divorce with him! 31 00:03:04,803 --> 00:03:08,098 I thought you'd react like that, so I glued your ring on. 32 00:03:08,265 --> 00:03:12,561 - See you Monday, babe. Love you too! - Mikey, if you walk out that gate... 33 00:03:16,189 --> 00:03:19,609 You don't know whether you're coming or going, do you? 34 00:03:21,278 --> 00:03:23,238 Patrick! 35 00:03:25,574 --> 00:03:27,159 I'm going. I'm going! 36 00:03:27,325 --> 00:03:29,703 The first weekend my parents visit in years, 37 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:33,457 and you bugger off to the wilderness to rediscover your testicles! 38 00:03:33,623 --> 00:03:36,877 It's bad enough I have to tell them you've quit your job... 39 00:03:37,043 --> 00:03:39,796 Welcome to Sonic Stress Therapy. 40 00:03:39,963 --> 00:03:44,968 It's going to be a beautiful day. Let's start it with a smile. 41 00:03:45,135 --> 00:03:49,222 - Anxiety is almost the same... - Are you just gonna fucking go? 42 00:04:14,039 --> 00:04:16,124 No, no. 43 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:22,297 It's a symbol of his identity, and the source of his primeval inner strength. 44 00:04:22,464 --> 00:04:25,592 So how come the Zombie Girls kick his arse on page four? 45 00:04:25,759 --> 00:04:28,678 How many times have I told you they're NOT zombies?! 46 00:04:28,845 --> 00:04:34,351 - All right, calm down. It's only a comic. - No, no, it's not only a comic. 47 00:04:34,518 --> 00:04:39,147 This is a... It's a unique and often misunderstood art form. 48 00:04:39,314 --> 00:04:42,859 This... is a painstakingly crafted, 49 00:04:43,026 --> 00:04:47,614 and carefully balanced alignment of words and art, OK? 50 00:04:47,781 --> 00:04:50,951 - What, like TV? - Do you want it or not? 51 00:04:51,118 --> 00:04:54,579 - No, it's stupid. - Right, piss off! 52 00:04:54,746 --> 00:04:58,542 - Go on. We're closing early, OK? - What? Why? 53 00:04:58,709 --> 00:05:01,712 Space/time anomaly. 54 00:05:01,878 --> 00:05:05,215 You mean... you want a bit of time alone with your missus. 55 00:05:05,382 --> 00:05:07,676 Don't touch her. Get off her and get out! 56 00:05:07,843 --> 00:05:10,387 Go on, then! 57 00:05:10,554 --> 00:05:12,889 Go on, out! And don't come back! 58 00:05:14,641 --> 00:05:16,727 Little knob-end. 59 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,571 Vince, you're not getting out of this! 60 00:05:27,738 --> 00:05:31,908 - You're coming with us! - We're gonna have such a good time! 61 00:05:36,538 --> 00:05:39,041 Be careful! Be careful! Be careful! 62 00:05:47,591 --> 00:05:49,801 Oh, you bastard! 63 00:05:52,179 --> 00:06:00,179 Bastard! 64 00:06:05,984 --> 00:06:08,028 Bastard! 65 00:06:48,568 --> 00:06:51,029 ♪ She's a special girl, you know ♪ 66 00:06:51,196 --> 00:06:55,158 ♪ The kind I'd hope to see ♪ ♪ Hanging on a wall ♪ 67 00:06:55,325 --> 00:06:57,577 ♪ Watching me cross the street ♪ 68 00:07:04,543 --> 00:07:07,087 ♪ I wonder how long it will be ♪ 69 00:07:07,254 --> 00:07:11,258 ♪ Before I'm sick of her ♪ ♪ And I no longer care ♪ 70 00:07:11,425 --> 00:07:13,093 ♪ Where she goes or has been ♪ 71 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:17,097 ♪ Cause she's the new thing ♪ 72 00:07:17,264 --> 00:07:19,016 ♪ She is the new thing ♪ 73 00:07:19,182 --> 00:07:21,268 ♪ Well, she's the new thing ♪ 74 00:07:27,190 --> 00:07:31,194 ♪ She is the new thing ♪ 75 00:07:31,486 --> 00:07:33,238 ♪ Another new thing ♪ 76 00:07:33,405 --> 00:07:37,159 ♪ Feel my stomach sink ♪ ♪ As I curse my slow limbs ♪ 77 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,077 ♪ She is the new thing ♪ 78 00:07:39,244 --> 00:07:41,330 ♪ Always a new thing ♪ 79 00:07:41,496 --> 00:07:45,250 ♪ Staring at her, ulterior girl ♪ 80 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:49,713 Thanks. 81 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,716 - Vince, you left this behind, mate. - Ta. 82 00:07:52,883 --> 00:07:55,719 - I thought you'd given up. - I have. 83 00:07:55,886 --> 00:07:58,430 - Where's Banksy? - Late. 84 00:07:58,597 --> 00:08:00,933 He's always late for everything. 85 00:08:01,099 --> 00:08:03,185 He showed up on time for his wedding. 86 00:08:06,063 --> 00:08:07,689 Why's that funny? 87 00:08:07,856 --> 00:08:12,361 Well, he showed up, and, um... she didn't show up at all. 88 00:08:12,527 --> 00:08:14,988 Lucky bastard! 89 00:08:15,155 --> 00:08:17,741 Here, I'll give him call. 90 00:08:39,429 --> 00:08:41,682 Oh, shit! 91 00:08:47,646 --> 00:08:50,232 "You're through to Banksy Electrical. 92 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:53,860 Please leave your name and number after the tone, and I'll..." 93 00:08:54,278 --> 00:08:57,739 Banksy, you're wanker. 94 00:08:57,906 --> 00:08:59,616 Hurry up! 95 00:08:59,783 --> 00:09:01,994 Liven yourself up, lazy-bollocks! 96 00:09:03,704 --> 00:09:06,248 Hey, Pat, what's with them golf clubs, man? 97 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:09,209 There's no golf courses where we're going. 98 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:12,838 That's why have this bag... my little friend. 99 00:09:13,005 --> 00:09:15,090 You know there's more to life than football. 100 00:09:15,257 --> 00:09:18,844 - All you need is the open air... - Me nuts, ow! 101 00:09:19,011 --> 00:09:22,723 I don't think your new-age golf therapy is gonna work on Vince, Pat. 102 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:25,017 Vince is real man, Pat, not like you. 103 00:09:25,183 --> 00:09:27,853 You should've seen him in his glory days, Mikey. 104 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:31,857 I mean, they used to call him Fearless. 105 00:09:32,024 --> 00:09:36,653 He would step out in front of a raging bull just to protect his mates, 106 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:40,699 and still manage to buy the first round from his hospital bed. 107 00:09:40,866 --> 00:09:45,037 Yeah, that's only 'cause you guys picked up what was left in me wallet. 108 00:09:45,204 --> 00:09:47,998 - We helped you. - Go on, show Mikey. 109 00:09:48,165 --> 00:09:51,627 - Oh, yeah, look at this! - Let's have a look. 110 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:57,966 Pamplona Bull Run '96. He screamed like a girl the whole way around. 111 00:09:58,133 --> 00:10:00,219 I wish I was there, man... 112 00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:01,678 Shit! 113 00:10:03,889 --> 00:10:06,642 Sorry, mate, seriously. Let me just... 114 00:10:06,808 --> 00:10:09,186 Anyway, where were we? 115 00:10:29,581 --> 00:10:31,250 Snap out of it, Vince. 116 00:10:31,416 --> 00:10:35,045 Today you re-discover your inner bloke. You don't wanna miss it. 117 00:10:35,212 --> 00:10:37,297 Me inner bloke's all right, thanks. 118 00:10:37,464 --> 00:10:40,342 He's not, though, is he? He's lost his way. 119 00:10:41,552 --> 00:10:46,139 We all have. All suffering from social gender anxiety. 120 00:10:46,306 --> 00:10:48,350 Is that some sort of disease or something? 121 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,477 Nobody knows, that's the problem. 122 00:10:50,644 --> 00:10:53,772 The second you try to figure it out... doomed. 123 00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:59,611 Not you, Vince. We're gonna bring you back from the brink. 124 00:11:02,114 --> 00:11:05,200 - Oi, no smoking! - Shut up. 125 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:10,080 - You're outnumbered. - Ooh, I'm terrified 126 00:11:10,247 --> 00:11:12,082 Slag. 127 00:11:12,249 --> 00:11:14,626 - Charmer... - Wha'? Wha'? 128 00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:18,547 - Now, listen to me, boys... - I thought it was funny. 129 00:11:18,714 --> 00:11:20,424 This is the plan. 130 00:11:20,591 --> 00:11:25,345 First thing we do in the country, we piss up the trees, mark our territory. 131 00:11:25,512 --> 00:11:29,433 Then we're gonna find a pub and drink till we've forgotten how to speak. 132 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:34,396 We'll communicate in grunts like cavemen, until we pass out in the woods. 133 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,773 Any questions? 134 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:40,235 - Are you Michael? I'm the driver. - Hey, she's the driver! 135 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,908 Wanna see my driver's license? 136 00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:49,077 Uh... 137 00:11:50,245 --> 00:11:52,748 That's Mikey, the little squirt sitting there. 138 00:11:54,249 --> 00:11:57,503 I'm Neil. What's your name, babe? 139 00:11:57,669 --> 00:11:59,713 I can tell you now it's not "babe". 140 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,966 It's gonna be a long drive, isn't it? 141 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:05,761 Looks like it's heading that way, don't it? 142 00:12:06,887 --> 00:12:09,515 I tell you what, let's start again. 143 00:12:09,681 --> 00:12:12,226 - My name's Neil. - My name's Ruth. 144 00:12:13,894 --> 00:12:16,396 From now on it's Candy. 145 00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:20,734 Ignore him, RUTH. He's a throwback. He hasn't evolved properly. 146 00:12:21,985 --> 00:12:24,029 Call me Candy. 147 00:12:29,952 --> 00:12:31,829 Come on! 148 00:12:38,794 --> 00:12:41,213 Wehey! Woo-hoo! 149 00:12:42,256 --> 00:12:45,008 - Right, boys, you ready? - Yeah! 150 00:12:45,175 --> 00:12:48,887 Get on these two here, look. A couple of right wrong 'uns. 151 00:12:49,054 --> 00:12:52,307 I'll tell you what, women love me. 152 00:12:52,474 --> 00:12:56,019 You got enough petrol, babe, and all that, yeah? 153 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,816 - Have you called Banksy again? - He'll show up. 154 00:13:00,983 --> 00:13:04,528 He's like Mikey's missus. You can't shake him off. 155 00:13:12,286 --> 00:13:14,705 It looks nice, but it's a piece of shit. 156 00:13:14,872 --> 00:13:16,749 - What? - It's fucked. 157 00:13:16,915 --> 00:13:18,792 But I've only had it five minutes. 158 00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:23,589 Someone's run the knackers off it. You can't fix that with a nice paint job. 159 00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:33,390 You're the one who's getting divorced, ain't you? 160 00:13:33,557 --> 00:13:35,267 Thanks for bringing it up. 161 00:13:35,434 --> 00:13:38,312 There's worse things than getting divorced. 162 00:13:38,479 --> 00:13:41,440 Rape, murder, castration. 163 00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:44,068 Fair enough. 164 00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:47,946 What's in a weird village like Moodley that you can't find in London? 165 00:13:48,113 --> 00:13:51,784 Mikey's nan lives there. We'll stay there while she's away. 166 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,702 What do you mean weird? 167 00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:56,497 Well, it's just a dead-end in the middle of the woods. 168 00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:59,666 There's nothing there. 169 00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:02,252 When I saw the booking I thought it was a wind-up. 170 00:14:02,419 --> 00:14:05,214 Mikey says the women outnumber the men four to one. 171 00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:07,674 - Yes, they do, Neil. - Oh... 172 00:14:07,841 --> 00:14:10,844 - And obviously they're all gagging for it. - Obviously. 173 00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:13,305 An entire village full of man-hungry women 174 00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:16,725 waiting to jump the first band of desperados rolling up from London. 175 00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:19,144 - Have you been there, then? - Uh-uh. 176 00:14:19,311 --> 00:14:22,064 My firm hasn't booked a job to Moodley in years. 177 00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:24,775 Oh, sod off. 178 00:14:26,443 --> 00:14:29,988 Don't fear. There's no cause for alarm. 179 00:14:30,155 --> 00:14:32,449 All is well. 180 00:14:32,616 --> 00:14:35,536 Death is a natural part of life. 181 00:14:35,703 --> 00:14:39,707 Anxiety about this is an inbuilt survival reflex, 182 00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:46,046 no longer required in this beautiful predator-free world. 183 00:14:59,184 --> 00:15:01,520 Welcome to the country. 184 00:15:11,238 --> 00:15:13,449 I'll do it, then, shall I? 185 00:15:16,952 --> 00:15:18,412 Yeah, well done. 186 00:15:24,251 --> 00:15:27,254 What's your Nana up to this weekend, Mikey? 187 00:15:27,421 --> 00:15:29,923 She's off on a cruise while the builders are in. 188 00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:32,134 What builders? 189 00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:35,346 Oh, they'll be gone by the time we come out of the pub. 190 00:15:35,512 --> 00:15:38,515 What about when they're back at dawn and start drilling holes? 191 00:15:38,682 --> 00:15:41,602 - She doesn't know we're coming. - Well... I did say... 192 00:15:41,769 --> 00:15:46,273 - You fuckin' idiot. - Listen, man, I know where the key is! 193 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,692 Jesus! This gets better and better. 194 00:15:48,859 --> 00:15:52,237 I might just stay on the minibus and wait for the return trip. 195 00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:57,034 Gentlemen, you are all past the point of no return. 196 00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:02,665 Oh, for fuck's sake, Mikey. 197 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,708 It's not me. It's not me! 198 00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:09,964 Hello? Yeah... 199 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,591 I told you I'd sign the papers. 200 00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,927 Solicitors always say that. 201 00:16:15,094 --> 00:16:17,763 I can't do nothing today. I'm not in London. 202 00:16:19,223 --> 00:16:21,767 Moodley... Moodley! 203 00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:24,228 What do you mean it's a shit hole? 204 00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:28,607 Hello? Hello? 205 00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:36,532 Not my PS... 206 00:16:36,699 --> 00:16:40,577 That's it. Give us that fucking thing. I've had enough of this! 207 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:44,707 - I'm not having this. - What are you gonna do? 208 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:49,086 - All the phones, off, in this bag. - What?! 209 00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:52,006 - OK? All of you. Come on! - No, no, no, no. 210 00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:55,843 Getting away from it all doesn't include spousal abuse by T-Mobile. 211 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:59,138 - See you, darling. - I need to ring my mum. 212 00:16:59,305 --> 00:17:02,725 - You've got mine already. - In the bag, sunshine. 213 00:17:07,271 --> 00:17:09,982 - Ladies first. - After you, then. 214 00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:12,568 All right. 215 00:17:43,432 --> 00:17:45,684 Mikey?! Is this it? 216 00:17:45,851 --> 00:17:50,022 - Please tell me you took a wrong turn. - Told you the place was a dead end. 217 00:17:50,189 --> 00:17:52,858 Is that it? Is this...? 218 00:17:53,025 --> 00:17:54,902 Mikey! 219 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:06,205 We're in the middle of fuckin' nowhere. 220 00:18:06,372 --> 00:18:10,668 I'd leave all that, Mikey, till we've done a bit of reconnaissance. 221 00:18:10,918 --> 00:18:15,714 - We might not be staying. - What do you mean not staying? 222 00:18:15,881 --> 00:18:19,093 I'm off the clock for half an hour, then I'm leaving... 223 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,345 with or without you. 224 00:18:24,598 --> 00:18:26,475 Fiddlesticks! 225 00:18:36,318 --> 00:18:38,237 On your head! 226 00:18:39,905 --> 00:18:42,908 - What the fuck are you doing? - You idiot! 227 00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:56,130 I'm sure this place used to be bigger when I was, err... little. 228 00:18:58,674 --> 00:19:01,886 Looks like the whole village has fucked off with your nan. 229 00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:04,138 Where's all the women, then? 230 00:19:04,305 --> 00:19:06,640 When were you last here, Mikey? 231 00:19:06,807 --> 00:19:11,687 - Well, it's been a few years. - Right, come on. First things first. 232 00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:16,567 Mikey, you break into your nan's house and make sure I've got a bed for tonight. 233 00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:19,945 The rest of us can get the beers in at the... Cock & Bull, 234 00:19:20,112 --> 00:19:22,823 and drink until Moodley starts looking like Barbados. 235 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:25,075 And someone go get Candy down for a drink. 236 00:19:25,242 --> 00:19:26,994 I'll go. 237 00:19:27,161 --> 00:19:30,956 Neil, if she sees you, she's liable to drive away with our stuff. 238 00:19:31,123 --> 00:19:34,585 What are you talking about? Women love me. 239 00:19:34,752 --> 00:19:36,170 Really 240 00:19:36,337 --> 00:19:39,715 You are a long way from your sports car, though, aren't you? 241 00:19:48,432 --> 00:19:51,393 I'm gonna go for a slash. Get us a pint of the usual. 242 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,396 Oh, no, put your money away, Neil. My shout 243 00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,690 Knob. 244 00:20:24,885 --> 00:20:26,971 "Vote Meg Nut". 245 00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:30,015 Meg Nut... Nut-meg... 246 00:20:31,058 --> 00:20:33,185 "Sponsored by Wundawash." 247 00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,322 Ew! 248 00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:03,841 Oh, shit. 249 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:19,565 Ew! 250 00:21:30,785 --> 00:21:33,162 Yes! Yes, yes, yes. 251 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,332 Oh, thank you, gnomie. 252 00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:47,009 Hello? 253 00:21:47,176 --> 00:21:50,513 I can't believe we jumped on one of Mikey's schemes. 254 00:21:50,679 --> 00:21:54,600 - His heart's in the right place. - Shame his head is up his arse. 255 00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:57,895 Come on, Pat. Liven yourself up. Get 'em in. 256 00:21:58,062 --> 00:22:00,523 Neil, Do you see any bar staff? 257 00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:03,484 I think I just saw one in the khazi, chucking up. 258 00:22:03,651 --> 00:22:08,405 - Maybe they're all sick. - What the fuck is that horrible stench? 259 00:22:08,572 --> 00:22:11,784 It's the smoking ban, mate. Get rid of the all the puffers, 260 00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:15,788 you'll find out what a pub really smells like - stale beer and piss. 261 00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:18,499 No. It's something else. 262 00:22:21,377 --> 00:22:23,045 Where the fuck's Matt? 263 00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:41,647 All right, calm down. You sound like a dolphin. 264 00:22:41,814 --> 00:22:43,607 Idiot. 265 00:22:43,774 --> 00:22:46,444 Look at that. 266 00:22:47,153 --> 00:22:49,697 It's a knob in a box. 267 00:23:06,088 --> 00:23:07,965 This is a joke, right? 268 00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:16,182 Don't... 269 00:23:17,349 --> 00:23:19,643 Hey, back up. Back up. 270 00:23:19,810 --> 00:23:21,103 I will... 271 00:23:25,608 --> 00:23:28,986 Looks like there is life on Mars, after all. 272 00:23:32,823 --> 00:23:35,826 - What's the matter with her? - I think she's homeless. 273 00:23:35,993 --> 00:23:40,623 300 miles from London, the only person we see is selling the Big Issue. 274 00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:44,877 - Let's get some change. - I've got some, I've got some. 275 00:23:47,755 --> 00:23:50,049 Hey! Hey! 276 00:23:59,058 --> 00:24:00,851 Go Vince! 277 00:24:04,397 --> 00:24:06,774 - It's not what it looks like, mate! - Yeah? 278 00:24:07,942 --> 00:24:10,194 Matt, call the police! 279 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,741 Go, Graham. Hit him! 280 00:24:22,456 --> 00:24:24,750 Go on! Somebody else hit him! 281 00:24:28,212 --> 00:24:30,673 Put the knife down, mate. 282 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,384 Put the knife down! 283 00:24:37,596 --> 00:24:39,890 You lot, just listen to me! 284 00:24:45,646 --> 00:24:47,606 - Hey, watch! - She stabbed me! 285 00:24:47,773 --> 00:24:49,608 All right, hey, hey! 286 00:24:50,568 --> 00:24:52,695 - Oi! Oi! - What are you doing?! 287 00:24:54,739 --> 00:24:56,866 - Can we talk about this? - Hang on, hang on. 288 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,620 Jesus... 289 00:25:09,670 --> 00:25:12,840 - What... What's wrong with her? - What do you mean? 290 00:25:13,007 --> 00:25:17,053 She's like Evil Dead in your shop, those things with the claws and teeth! 291 00:25:18,596 --> 00:25:22,224 And she's not the only one. 292 00:25:26,062 --> 00:25:28,689 Look! Look at that. Look, look. 293 00:25:34,987 --> 00:25:37,531 - Back on the bus, then, eh? - Yes, yes! 294 00:25:38,574 --> 00:25:41,077 - What about Action Man? - Oh, shit. 295 00:25:41,243 --> 00:25:43,496 Come on! Leave him! 296 00:25:51,921 --> 00:25:55,049 Candy, start her up, baby. We're leaving. 297 00:26:00,221 --> 00:26:02,890 Let's go somewhere else, then. 298 00:26:04,725 --> 00:26:06,394 Yeah, OK. 299 00:26:07,687 --> 00:26:09,522 Where's your nan's house, Mike? 300 00:26:11,524 --> 00:26:14,402 Mike, your nan's house! 301 00:26:18,406 --> 00:26:19,865 OK, uh... 302 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,705 Let's take the scenic route. 303 00:26:50,563 --> 00:26:52,898 Mikey... Get his gun. 304 00:26:57,111 --> 00:26:59,196 YOU get it. 305 00:27:15,922 --> 00:27:18,424 It's empty. 306 00:27:18,591 --> 00:27:20,301 Oh, mate... 307 00:27:20,468 --> 00:27:22,428 That is not cool... 308 00:27:22,595 --> 00:27:24,847 Look at the state of him. 309 00:27:29,852 --> 00:27:32,313 What? 310 00:27:33,898 --> 00:27:35,900 He said, "Don't go in the woods." 311 00:27:36,067 --> 00:27:38,194 - Why? - Why you asking me? 312 00:27:43,282 --> 00:27:45,576 What's in the woods? 313 00:27:45,743 --> 00:27:48,329 Everything... you've ever been afraid of. 314 00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:57,838 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 315 00:28:00,925 --> 00:28:03,094 Quick, quick, Graham! 316 00:28:03,261 --> 00:28:06,347 - Open the fucking door! - I'm gonna do it when I get the key! 317 00:28:06,514 --> 00:28:09,350 These are multi-combat trousers! They've got 11 pockets! 318 00:28:16,691 --> 00:28:18,943 You missed her! 319 00:28:21,153 --> 00:28:22,697 Open the fucking door! 320 00:28:31,789 --> 00:28:33,291 - Vince! - What? 321 00:28:33,457 --> 00:28:34,709 Help me! 322 00:28:38,963 --> 00:28:41,048 - I've got the key! - OPEN IT, THEN! 323 00:28:49,056 --> 00:28:51,225 Shut the back door! 324 00:28:59,525 --> 00:29:00,985 Oi, oi! 325 00:29:01,194 --> 00:29:03,196 They're moving away! 326 00:29:08,492 --> 00:29:13,539 All right, you funny cunts, how's this supposed to cheer me up? 327 00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:29,931 - Phones are dead. - "Let's put all the mobiles in a bag." 328 00:29:30,097 --> 00:29:33,226 - Good idea, Neil! - You wanna talk about this some more? 329 00:29:33,392 --> 00:29:37,146 Let's talk about the unliveable state of this house we're staying in. 330 00:29:37,313 --> 00:29:39,857 OK, back door's locked, kettle is on. 331 00:29:40,024 --> 00:29:41,567 Neil. 332 00:29:46,239 --> 00:29:50,243 - They're not coming back. - So what's going on here? 333 00:29:51,285 --> 00:29:54,413 It could be some kind of chemical spillage. 334 00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:57,124 Maybe one of the streams has been polluted. 335 00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:59,418 Patrick, when was the last time 336 00:29:59,585 --> 00:30:04,090 you saw pollution turn somebody into an axe murderer? 337 00:30:05,132 --> 00:30:08,845 Candy didn't even get off the bus and she still turned into that. 338 00:30:10,096 --> 00:30:13,766 - So it must be in the air. - Why haven't we got it? And him? 339 00:30:13,933 --> 00:30:17,979 - Maybe only women get it. - What kind of virus only affects women? 340 00:30:19,564 --> 00:30:22,441 Bird flu. 341 00:30:24,527 --> 00:30:26,654 So where did all the men go? 342 00:30:26,821 --> 00:30:28,364 Shh! 343 00:30:30,116 --> 00:30:31,576 Shh, shh, shh... 344 00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:33,327 No, no, no, no! 345 00:30:35,955 --> 00:30:37,748 What is it? 346 00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:48,217 Are you fucking retarded? 347 00:30:48,384 --> 00:30:50,636 All the men are dead. 348 00:30:50,803 --> 00:30:54,557 - Sit down, Andy McNabb. - Easy, mate. I'm not the enemy. 349 00:30:54,724 --> 00:30:57,226 - Really? See, I think you are. - Right... 350 00:30:57,393 --> 00:31:00,897 We demand an explanation! 351 00:31:01,063 --> 00:31:03,608 Is it a biological weapon gone out of control? 352 00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:05,526 It's classified is what it is. 353 00:31:05,693 --> 00:31:08,529 It's hardly classified, mate, it's running about in stilettos! 354 00:31:08,696 --> 00:31:11,991 - I said sit down. - Or what? Or what? 355 00:31:14,410 --> 00:31:16,579 Oi! Oi! Oi! 356 00:31:18,998 --> 00:31:20,917 Kettle's boiled. 357 00:31:29,801 --> 00:31:32,428 - What's your name? - Sergeant Gavin Wright. 358 00:31:32,595 --> 00:31:36,224 We don't give fuck about your rank. We want an explanation. 359 00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:38,976 - It's virus. - Why aren't we infected? 360 00:31:39,143 --> 00:31:42,188 I thought you'd worked this one out. Only women get it. 361 00:31:42,355 --> 00:31:44,941 - Why? - Just luck. 362 00:31:45,108 --> 00:31:47,568 Oh, that's not funny. Is there a cure? 363 00:31:47,735 --> 00:31:50,488 I don't think anybody survived long enough to try. 364 00:31:50,655 --> 00:31:53,574 But that's not my department. I'm just here to shoot them. 365 00:31:55,284 --> 00:31:57,161 - What...? - How did it start? 366 00:31:57,328 --> 00:31:59,622 The only questions you need to ask are, 367 00:31:59,789 --> 00:32:02,500 "How many are there?" And, "Are they in our way?" 368 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,335 So, how many are there? 369 00:32:04,502 --> 00:32:06,879 The whole village has gone over to the dark side. 370 00:32:07,046 --> 00:32:09,465 Most of them are out in the woods. 371 00:32:09,632 --> 00:32:12,885 So if you're thinking of hiking out of here, think again. 372 00:32:13,052 --> 00:32:15,555 What the fuck are they doing in the woods? 373 00:32:15,721 --> 00:32:20,101 Maybe they're all taking a shit. Women like to go to the toilet together. 374 00:32:20,268 --> 00:32:24,021 What do you think they're doing? They're looking for fresh meat. 375 00:32:25,064 --> 00:32:27,483 - So what's your exit plan? - Same as yours. 376 00:32:27,650 --> 00:32:30,987 Get on the minibus and fuck off out the way you came in. 377 00:32:31,154 --> 00:32:33,948 Well, there's little problem with your plan, Marvin. 378 00:32:34,115 --> 00:32:38,995 Bad Candy lives on that bus. And she's got a little skin complaint. 379 00:32:53,050 --> 00:32:57,805 When she gets off the bus, start running and don't stop until you hear the horn. 380 00:32:57,972 --> 00:32:59,932 We'll come back and pick you up. 381 00:33:00,099 --> 00:33:02,894 Why are you so sure she's gonna follow me? 382 00:33:03,061 --> 00:33:05,063 Women love you. 383 00:33:06,606 --> 00:33:10,735 If you have to kill her, just do it. She's not Candy any more. 384 00:33:12,028 --> 00:33:14,822 She never was. Her name's Ruth. 385 00:33:14,989 --> 00:33:17,283 - Whatever. - Well, stop calling her Candy. 386 00:33:17,450 --> 00:33:20,453 Neil, now is not the time to stop objectifying women. 387 00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,371 Be new man tomorrow. 388 00:33:22,538 --> 00:33:27,585 Today, we need you to be the misogynist Neanderthal arsehole we know and love. 389 00:33:27,752 --> 00:33:31,339 - You could get this virus next... - Fuck off. 390 00:33:31,506 --> 00:33:33,549 You even hit like a girl. 391 00:33:34,384 --> 00:33:36,302 - What are you doing? - Fucking go. 392 00:33:36,469 --> 00:33:38,596 - Liberty-taker. - Hurry up! 393 00:33:38,763 --> 00:33:40,723 All right, I'm going. 394 00:33:55,697 --> 00:33:58,282 Come on... Come and have a nibble. 395 00:33:58,449 --> 00:34:00,993 You know you want it. 396 00:34:02,495 --> 00:34:04,580 Bollocks. 397 00:34:17,552 --> 00:34:19,137 Get off the... 398 00:34:19,303 --> 00:34:22,515 - Go! Go! - Quick, hurry up! 399 00:34:33,151 --> 00:34:35,153 Get the phones! 400 00:34:35,319 --> 00:34:36,779 Someone get the phones! 401 00:34:45,413 --> 00:34:46,956 Bastards! 402 00:35:02,847 --> 00:35:05,016 Fuckin' hell! 403 00:35:34,337 --> 00:35:37,715 Oh, man. We are dog meat. 404 00:35:39,342 --> 00:35:42,011 They're everywhere! 405 00:35:42,178 --> 00:35:44,180 - Shit... - Oh, man! 406 00:35:47,058 --> 00:35:48,559 Julie? 407 00:35:48,726 --> 00:35:50,269 Do you know her? 408 00:35:53,272 --> 00:35:56,150 Yeah, yeah... We had thing once, it didn't end well. 409 00:35:58,361 --> 00:36:01,114 - I'm gonna be sick. - How do you think I feel?! 410 00:36:05,118 --> 00:36:08,496 The phones... I've got the fucking phones! 411 00:36:08,663 --> 00:36:10,290 Shit... 412 00:36:11,624 --> 00:36:15,503 - Do something! You're the soldier! - Look at the fucking size of her! 413 00:36:17,422 --> 00:36:19,173 Oh, no... 414 00:36:21,509 --> 00:36:23,219 Get her off me! 415 00:36:28,349 --> 00:36:30,476 Look out, Vince. Look out! 416 00:36:35,565 --> 00:36:37,275 Fuck! Come on! 417 00:36:50,455 --> 00:36:51,914 Yeah! 418 00:37:01,799 --> 00:37:03,509 Oh, look at your teeth! 419 00:37:07,096 --> 00:37:09,098 Fuckin' hell! Patrick! 420 00:37:26,115 --> 00:37:29,327 - We should start placing bets. - My money's on that one. 421 00:37:31,621 --> 00:37:33,498 Let's go! 422 00:37:37,377 --> 00:37:39,254 Everyone stay together! 423 00:37:39,879 --> 00:37:42,006 Here, here! Quick, come on. 424 00:38:14,289 --> 00:38:16,291 Fuckin' hell. 425 00:38:53,494 --> 00:38:57,916 She'll be through that freakin' window in a minute. Grab anything you can. 426 00:39:03,504 --> 00:39:05,381 - Vince! - What? 427 00:39:08,009 --> 00:39:10,637 Still in its original packaging! 428 00:39:12,931 --> 00:39:15,975 Weapons, Matt. Grab any weapons you can. 429 00:39:16,142 --> 00:39:18,561 Not fuckin' robots. 430 00:39:18,728 --> 00:39:20,855 All right... I'm looking. 431 00:39:26,736 --> 00:39:28,780 Did you lock that? 432 00:39:33,576 --> 00:39:35,036 Matt! Matt! 433 00:39:35,203 --> 00:39:36,955 Where are you going? Matt! 434 00:39:38,832 --> 00:39:40,917 I'm coming! 435 00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:44,170 Weapons... Weapons... 436 00:39:46,214 --> 00:39:48,299 Matt! Matt! 437 00:39:48,466 --> 00:39:51,386 - What are you doing? - Give us a lighter! 438 00:39:51,553 --> 00:39:53,805 In me pocket... THE OTHER POCKET! 439 00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:06,151 Get back. If they can't see us, they'll forget we're in here. 440 00:40:06,317 --> 00:40:09,112 - That's optimistic, innit? - They are easily confused. 441 00:40:25,962 --> 00:40:29,716 NOW you decide to shoot someone, you fucking monkey's arse-ring. 442 00:40:29,883 --> 00:40:31,467 You had a gun all along? 443 00:40:33,595 --> 00:40:36,848 I was saving the last bullet for when I needed it. 444 00:40:37,015 --> 00:40:38,808 You're still a twat. 445 00:40:43,605 --> 00:40:46,524 Fuck, I think you've just sent out a party invite. 446 00:40:48,902 --> 00:40:51,404 Do they sell petrol in toy shops? 447 00:40:51,571 --> 00:40:53,031 No. 448 00:40:53,198 --> 00:40:56,284 It's Nitro Fluid for radio-controlled cars. 449 00:40:58,495 --> 00:41:00,455 Don't you know anything?! 450 00:41:00,622 --> 00:41:05,335 I know we need to be tooled up with something that wasn't made in Taiwan. 451 00:41:30,485 --> 00:41:33,029 Who taught you to drive? Let me have a go. 452 00:41:35,115 --> 00:41:36,533 Get off! 453 00:41:43,039 --> 00:41:44,833 Reverse. Reverse. Over here! 454 00:41:56,970 --> 00:41:59,931 Hello? Are we in there? 455 00:42:00,098 --> 00:42:03,518 - I take it you're in a toy shop. - Who's there? Is Neil there? 456 00:42:03,685 --> 00:42:05,937 No, just me, Mikey and the Milky Bar Kid. 457 00:42:06,104 --> 00:42:07,981 - My name's Gavin. - Whatever. 458 00:42:08,148 --> 00:42:11,192 The speed Neil was running, he's probably halfway home. 459 00:42:31,171 --> 00:42:35,550 ♪ A thousand thundering thrills await me ♪ 460 00:42:35,717 --> 00:42:38,428 ♪ Facing insurmountable odds, greatly ♪ 461 00:42:38,595 --> 00:42:40,472 You're so sexy, do you know that? 462 00:42:40,638 --> 00:42:44,100 ♪ The female of the species ♪ ♪ is more deadly... ♪ 463 00:42:44,267 --> 00:42:47,896 Why don't we forget about all this? This finger food. 464 00:42:49,522 --> 00:42:51,608 That's a really lovely spread. 465 00:42:51,775 --> 00:42:54,903 But why don't we just take this upstairs, eh? 466 00:42:58,656 --> 00:43:00,700 We're both adults. 467 00:43:02,077 --> 00:43:03,953 I'm a man... 468 00:43:06,164 --> 00:43:08,666 You're a... 469 00:43:11,586 --> 00:43:13,463 You're a woman. 470 00:43:15,715 --> 00:43:19,094 This could be the start of something special - you and me... 471 00:43:20,136 --> 00:43:22,555 All you've gotta do... 472 00:43:23,598 --> 00:43:26,059 is... untie me, yeah? 473 00:43:30,730 --> 00:43:33,191 Just untie me, please. 474 00:43:51,042 --> 00:43:53,086 Come on, then. Come on! 475 00:43:56,172 --> 00:43:59,259 No, no, don't do that. No. 476 00:44:09,853 --> 00:44:14,024 Fear and panic are only chemicals within your body. 477 00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:18,153 Anxiety is nothing more than a chemical reaction. 478 00:44:18,319 --> 00:44:21,239 So, what's the plan? 479 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,576 What do you mean what's the plan? 480 00:44:24,743 --> 00:44:26,995 The plan. What's the plan? 481 00:44:27,162 --> 00:44:30,081 - I haven't got one. What's yours? - I've got a plan. 482 00:44:30,248 --> 00:44:33,335 What's all this bollocks with the walkie-talkies, then? 483 00:44:33,501 --> 00:44:37,005 Just fancied a chat about something other than Star Wars. 484 00:44:37,172 --> 00:44:39,382 Oh... How is Matt? 485 00:44:43,928 --> 00:44:46,139 Yeah, the force is with him. 486 00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:56,024 - Oi! - What? 487 00:44:56,191 --> 00:44:57,776 I said I've got a plan. 488 00:44:59,444 --> 00:45:00,820 Go on, then. 489 00:45:00,987 --> 00:45:03,573 You're the double hard bastard. You do it. 490 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:05,700 It's your plan, arsehole. 491 00:45:05,867 --> 00:45:07,994 You two are so gay! 492 00:45:14,501 --> 00:45:16,544 Your mum's an arsehole. 493 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,135 The payload has been delivered. 494 00:45:24,302 --> 00:45:25,845 What? 495 00:45:26,012 --> 00:45:28,264 The head's in the truck, man. You ready? 496 00:45:37,732 --> 00:45:40,860 We're gonna need a diversion for our diversion. 497 00:45:41,027 --> 00:45:42,404 I'm on it. 498 00:45:53,790 --> 00:45:56,334 Come and get your meals on wheels. 499 00:46:42,005 --> 00:46:43,673 No! 500 00:46:59,397 --> 00:47:00,857 Fuck off! 501 00:47:02,817 --> 00:47:05,320 Do the horn. 502 00:47:07,822 --> 00:47:10,659 You're not getting the better of me. 503 00:47:16,581 --> 00:47:18,667 Turn it, you're gonna go out of range! 504 00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:21,169 I'm turning it. I'm turning it! 505 00:47:21,336 --> 00:47:23,546 Get off! 506 00:47:26,216 --> 00:47:28,009 Oh, f... No! 507 00:47:35,392 --> 00:47:37,936 - Oh, that's disgusting. - Fuckin' hell. 508 00:47:42,983 --> 00:47:45,151 Fucking thing! 509 00:47:51,616 --> 00:47:54,619 - How could things get any worse? - Mikey? 510 00:47:55,787 --> 00:47:58,832 - Yeah? - Mikey, they've spotted you. 511 00:48:07,048 --> 00:48:08,592 Great. 512 00:48:26,401 --> 00:48:28,320 Mm... Yum... 513 00:48:30,155 --> 00:48:32,490 Yum! 514 00:49:06,525 --> 00:49:09,152 Mikey? 515 00:49:09,319 --> 00:49:11,196 Mikey? 516 00:49:11,363 --> 00:49:13,198 Mikey! 517 00:49:13,365 --> 00:49:14,783 Fuck. 518 00:49:14,950 --> 00:49:17,577 - Come on. Let's go. - No, wait. Wait. 519 00:49:17,744 --> 00:49:20,747 I am not going out there half-cocked. 520 00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:25,168 Let's party. 521 00:49:26,586 --> 00:49:28,588 Where's mine? 522 00:49:29,297 --> 00:49:31,591 Well, there's only one. 523 00:49:33,134 --> 00:49:35,303 No, look, got a spare. 524 00:49:39,391 --> 00:49:40,851 No? 525 00:49:41,685 --> 00:49:43,937 All right, you can have my backup. 526 00:49:45,730 --> 00:49:47,315 What's this? 527 00:49:48,859 --> 00:49:51,111 I will make you feel sexy. 528 00:49:52,154 --> 00:49:53,655 Yeah! 529 00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,701 Right, then. Come on, Vince. Me and you - Butch and Sundance! 530 00:49:57,868 --> 00:50:00,662 - They both died. - Yeah! 531 00:50:00,829 --> 00:50:03,540 - Come on, you gimp. Let's go. - Yeah! 532 00:50:17,596 --> 00:50:20,307 Do your fire thing! Do the fire thing! 533 00:50:20,474 --> 00:50:21,850 Hurry up! 534 00:50:45,624 --> 00:50:47,083 Oh, shit! 535 00:51:41,096 --> 00:51:42,848 Ta. 536 00:51:47,102 --> 00:51:48,645 What do we do now? 537 00:51:48,812 --> 00:51:52,357 We do what everyone else does, when they're facing mortality. 538 00:51:52,524 --> 00:51:54,276 Run. 539 00:51:57,279 --> 00:52:01,116 Wait, wait. I bet you a tenner it's locked. 540 00:52:01,825 --> 00:52:02,826 Bollocks. 541 00:52:02,993 --> 00:52:04,661 You owe me tenner. 542 00:52:08,081 --> 00:52:10,208 Oh, my God. 543 00:52:20,343 --> 00:52:22,929 Look, look. 544 00:52:27,601 --> 00:52:30,937 Mikey? Neil? Is anyone there? 545 00:52:31,104 --> 00:52:36,276 - Where's the walkie-talkie? - Lads, can you hear me? 546 00:52:36,443 --> 00:52:40,197 Me and Matt, we're in the church but we've locked the doors. 547 00:52:40,363 --> 00:52:44,951 So if you get over here, please just let me know. Try and get over here. 548 00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,919 We have to get out of here. 549 00:52:54,086 --> 00:52:57,631 Let's follow your mates over to the church. It's our best chance. 550 00:52:57,798 --> 00:53:00,842 I think it's a bit late to start praying, don't you? 551 00:53:02,010 --> 00:53:04,971 You feeling all right, mate? 552 00:53:05,138 --> 00:53:07,641 I have just had a genius idea. 553 00:53:07,808 --> 00:53:12,562 - Is everyone ready? - You're loving this, aren't you? 554 00:53:12,729 --> 00:53:14,815 - Garry? - It's Gavin. 555 00:53:14,981 --> 00:53:17,109 Let's just get it over with. 556 00:53:20,821 --> 00:53:23,532 - What? - You've done this before, haven't you? 557 00:53:23,698 --> 00:53:27,119 - Don't get any funny ideas - Don't worry, he's not a lesbian. 558 00:53:27,285 --> 00:53:30,956 - Is this gonna work or what? - Let's try. 559 00:53:31,957 --> 00:53:34,292 Here she is! 560 00:53:59,651 --> 00:54:02,362 Vince, open the church door. 561 00:54:05,782 --> 00:54:07,409 Oh, fuck. 562 00:54:20,005 --> 00:54:22,799 - Fuckin' hell. - Come on, come on! 563 00:54:23,759 --> 00:54:26,595 No, no, no! Don't go in there! Don't go in there! 564 00:54:52,621 --> 00:54:54,581 Wait! That's my nine iron. 565 00:54:59,711 --> 00:55:01,171 Come on! 566 00:55:09,137 --> 00:55:12,683 - Oh, Christ, it's the ex. - Vince, we're outside. Open the door. 567 00:55:13,892 --> 00:55:16,436 Don't move, just keep smiling. 568 00:55:17,813 --> 00:55:19,731 Our clothes are in there! Shit! 569 00:55:22,067 --> 00:55:25,320 Oh, for fuck's sake, Julie. We split up, get over it! 570 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,285 All right, gays... guys! 571 00:55:33,328 --> 00:55:37,207 - Where did you come from? - I took the scenic route. 572 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:40,377 Come on. 573 00:55:42,587 --> 00:55:44,673 I hate you. I hate you. 574 00:55:45,966 --> 00:55:50,887 Why don't you just sit on me and get it over with, you fat fucking pig! 575 00:56:19,541 --> 00:56:21,627 Vince. 576 00:56:21,793 --> 00:56:25,631 - I really wanna go home. - OK. OK, let's go. 577 00:56:26,715 --> 00:56:28,634 Let's go home. 578 00:56:31,094 --> 00:56:34,681 Vince, are you taking piss? This isn't funny any more. 579 00:56:34,848 --> 00:56:37,184 - Let us in. - Hold on, we're coming. 580 00:56:38,685 --> 00:56:41,647 - Come on, hurry up! - What are they doing? 581 00:56:41,813 --> 00:56:44,775 - What are you doing... - What the fuck's this?! 582 00:56:44,942 --> 00:56:47,736 - Shh, don't laugh at me! - Neil! Neil! 583 00:56:47,903 --> 00:56:50,697 Where the fuck have you been? 584 00:56:55,285 --> 00:56:58,121 ♪ She's dressed to kill ♪ ♪ Oh, what a thrill ♪ 585 00:56:58,288 --> 00:57:00,374 ♪ Mess with her ♪ ♪ And you're bound to get ill ♪ 586 00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:03,168 ♪ She'll chew you up and spit you out ♪ 587 00:57:03,335 --> 00:57:06,004 ♪ - She'll leave a scar... ♪ ♪ - Hello, girls. ♪ 588 00:57:06,171 --> 00:57:09,508 ♪ - She knows what she likes... ♪ ♪ - Who's first? ♪ 589 00:57:09,675 --> 00:57:12,469 ♪ She looks at me with those crazy eyes ♪ 590 00:57:12,636 --> 00:57:14,846 ♪ Takes no time for me to realise ♪ 591 00:57:15,013 --> 00:57:17,307 ♪ She's a wild-eyed crazy lady ♪ 592 00:57:17,474 --> 00:57:25,065 ♪ Bad-ass crazy lady ♪ 593 00:57:30,404 --> 00:57:32,489 ♪ Wild-eyed crazy lady ♪ 594 00:57:32,656 --> 00:57:34,700 ♪ Bad-ass crazy lady ♪ 595 00:57:34,866 --> 00:57:38,287 ♪ - Wild-eyed crazy lady... ♪ ♪ - I'll call you. ♪ 596 00:57:38,453 --> 00:57:41,748 Show's over. Everyone get inside. 597 00:57:41,915 --> 00:57:44,960 - I don't think so. - Is that supposed to frighten me? 598 00:57:45,127 --> 00:57:48,589 - He said it would make me fell sexy. - Does it? 599 00:57:48,755 --> 00:57:50,799 A little bit, yeah. 600 00:57:55,053 --> 00:57:56,722 Oh, for God's sake! 601 00:57:56,889 --> 00:57:59,892 Can we leave this male posturing bullshit till later? 602 00:58:04,980 --> 00:58:07,774 Everyone get inside! 603 00:58:15,866 --> 00:58:19,369 I don't think I actually ever used that finger for anything. 604 00:58:20,412 --> 00:58:23,665 - There's nothing up here. - Come back, then. 605 00:58:23,832 --> 00:58:25,209 We're nearly there. 606 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:27,836 - Ahh! - Oh, shut up, you girl. 607 00:58:28,712 --> 00:58:30,964 That's it. 608 00:58:31,131 --> 00:58:33,175 Talking of girls... 609 00:58:33,342 --> 00:58:36,345 There's not even a spare choir-boy outfit up there. 610 00:58:36,511 --> 00:58:39,181 Sit down, silly-bollocks, you look gorgeous. 611 00:58:39,348 --> 00:58:45,103 - I think that butcher took a shine to you. - Nah, she's not my type, that one. 612 00:58:45,270 --> 00:58:46,980 What about one of the others? 613 00:58:47,147 --> 00:58:50,400 - You would, wouldn't you? - Don't you ever have a day off? 614 00:58:50,567 --> 00:58:54,655 There were three kinky birds in that house. 615 00:58:54,821 --> 00:58:57,324 For second, I thought, you know... 616 00:58:57,491 --> 00:59:01,370 as long as they don't start with that sicking-up bollocks... 617 00:59:01,537 --> 00:59:04,039 The one with the, um, scissors is pretty fit. 618 00:59:04,206 --> 00:59:08,460 She'll have your bollocks for earrings before you've even bought her a drink. 619 00:59:08,627 --> 00:59:11,380 - I like the one with the axe. - She's married. 620 00:59:11,547 --> 00:59:14,925 I can't believe this! You people have no respect for women. 621 00:59:15,092 --> 00:59:19,346 Oh, come on, Graham. That's why you bat for the other side? 622 00:59:19,513 --> 00:59:21,849 All women are mental. 623 00:59:22,015 --> 00:59:26,520 You can't make that kind of sweeping generalisation about an entire gender. 624 00:59:26,687 --> 00:59:29,606 Why not? Look at us. 625 00:59:29,773 --> 00:59:33,986 Look at Vince. His glory days are over. His missus did that to him. 626 00:59:34,152 --> 00:59:38,031 He was king when he met her. She turned him into a fucking ghost. 627 00:59:38,198 --> 00:59:42,661 We brought him out here to convince him that all women aren't out to get him. 628 00:59:42,828 --> 00:59:44,705 Yeah, thanks for that, lads. 629 00:59:44,872 --> 00:59:47,207 It's all gone really fuckin' well, innit? 630 00:59:53,005 --> 00:59:55,757 - What are you looking for? - Yes. 631 00:59:55,924 --> 00:59:57,885 This. 632 00:59:58,051 --> 01:00:00,137 I've done it! 633 01:00:00,304 --> 01:00:02,181 Right. 634 01:00:07,227 --> 01:00:10,564 Wow, we've got the whole village under surveillance. 635 01:00:17,779 --> 01:00:20,449 Well, it's about time. 636 01:00:20,616 --> 01:00:23,243 You've been offline for nearly 24 hours. 637 01:00:23,410 --> 01:00:27,539 And why was my so-called escort called back to Moodley last night, 638 01:00:27,706 --> 01:00:30,959 and left me chained to the fucking briefcase? 639 01:00:31,126 --> 01:00:34,880 That's Meg Nut from the poster, look. 640 01:00:39,593 --> 01:00:41,678 Who are you? 641 01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,934 You're not involved with Project Cat-house. 642 01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:49,311 Where's the Colonel? 643 01:00:58,529 --> 01:01:01,156 - Get her back. - It's on fire. 644 01:01:06,954 --> 01:01:08,747 It's happening. 645 01:01:12,251 --> 01:01:14,002 - What's happening? - Phase II. 646 01:01:14,169 --> 01:01:18,006 Hold on a minute. What's Phase I? 647 01:01:18,173 --> 01:01:21,885 Sickness, disorientation, psychosis. 648 01:01:22,052 --> 01:01:24,054 Phase II is the mutation. 649 01:01:24,221 --> 01:01:28,392 They're gonna get smarter, faster and weirder. 650 01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:54,460 - What's that? - It's called The Dolphin. 651 01:01:54,626 --> 01:01:57,838 There are high-frequency sonic deterrents all over the village, 652 01:01:58,005 --> 01:02:00,299 emitting painful sound only women can hear. 653 01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:04,219 - So there was a fail-safe all along. - It only works after Phase II. 654 01:02:04,386 --> 01:02:07,639 - Obviously. - Well, stop talking and press the button. 655 01:02:20,569 --> 01:02:22,780 - Is it working? - I dunno. 656 01:02:23,822 --> 01:02:25,783 Can YOU hear it? 657 01:02:30,496 --> 01:02:32,706 Um, that doesn't work, does it? 658 01:02:32,873 --> 01:02:35,375 This isn't funny. They'll be relentless now. 659 01:02:35,542 --> 01:02:37,461 They hunt in packs. We are fucked! 660 01:02:37,628 --> 01:02:42,466 For the sake of clarity, we're not dealing with few insane women any more. 661 01:02:42,633 --> 01:02:44,968 What you boys have actually created here 662 01:02:45,135 --> 01:02:49,556 is an army of pissed off, man-hating, feminist cannibals. 663 01:02:49,723 --> 01:02:54,269 This biological weapon can turn one half of the population against the other. 664 01:02:54,436 --> 01:02:59,108 - We can fight wars with no armies. - So this is a test run? 665 01:02:59,274 --> 01:03:02,152 You set the virus loose in an isolated little village 666 01:03:02,319 --> 01:03:04,488 and then sit and watch it on the telly? 667 01:03:04,655 --> 01:03:08,075 They used to do this kind of thing in the '50s with LSD. 668 01:03:08,242 --> 01:03:11,578 Thanks, Matthew. What does Meg Nut have to do with this? 669 01:03:11,745 --> 01:03:16,542 - Not much. She's just a delivery girl. - Yeah. But delivering WHAT? 670 01:03:16,709 --> 01:03:20,003 How fucking stupid are you people? What do you think? 671 01:03:20,170 --> 01:03:22,256 A free box of Wundawash? 672 01:03:27,928 --> 01:03:32,057 The virus is in the washing powder, look. 673 01:03:32,224 --> 01:03:33,809 It's biological. 674 01:03:43,944 --> 01:03:45,654 Everybody, get back. 675 01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:53,495 - Leave her out of it. That's my nan. - I thought she was on a cruise. 676 01:03:53,662 --> 01:03:55,456 Yeah... So did I. 677 01:03:57,291 --> 01:03:59,418 Matt. Matt, no! 678 01:04:26,904 --> 01:04:29,406 You've, um... 679 01:04:30,532 --> 01:04:32,660 There's some stuff on your face. 680 01:04:39,833 --> 01:04:42,294 All right, Matt? 681 01:04:50,135 --> 01:04:52,179 Thank you. 682 01:04:53,972 --> 01:04:56,642 Don't go in there, Matt. It's the mortuary. 683 01:04:56,809 --> 01:04:58,727 I think he's traumatised. 684 01:04:58,894 --> 01:05:03,315 I'm the one who's fucking traumatised! Look what he did to my nan. 685 01:05:03,482 --> 01:05:05,651 Matt? Matt? 686 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,824 Matt... 687 01:05:16,495 --> 01:05:19,581 Vince. Run, run! 688 01:05:28,924 --> 01:05:31,260 What's happened? 689 01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:33,220 Is he all right? 690 01:05:33,387 --> 01:05:35,389 No. 691 01:05:36,598 --> 01:05:39,184 So, where is he, then? 692 01:05:39,351 --> 01:05:41,895 He's dead. 693 01:06:23,979 --> 01:06:25,898 Come on! 694 01:06:41,413 --> 01:06:43,415 That's for Matt... 695 01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:46,585 bitch. 696 01:06:53,175 --> 01:06:55,261 Shit, shit... 697 01:06:57,096 --> 01:07:01,100 - Look at the state of him. - We can't just leave him here. 698 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:04,395 What, in mortuary I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 699 01:07:05,854 --> 01:07:08,274 I'm just as freaked out as you are. 700 01:07:11,777 --> 01:07:13,654 What was that? 701 01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:31,255 Vince, don't go down there, that's how she got in. 702 01:07:34,758 --> 01:07:37,761 Yeah, and it might be our only way out. 703 01:07:44,643 --> 01:07:46,478 Ew... 704 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:28,270 - It's the other half of Moodley. - Jesus, it's all the men. 705 01:08:28,437 --> 01:08:31,357 - You mean parts of them. - It's a nest. 706 01:08:38,155 --> 01:08:40,241 Come on, come on! 707 01:08:45,579 --> 01:08:47,748 - Get up, come on! - Get up! 708 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:02,596 Get up the stairs! Come on! 709 01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:08,853 Vince, Vince! Come on! 710 01:09:09,019 --> 01:09:12,106 - Neil! Neil! - Close the door! 711 01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:17,152 Neil, give us a hand with this! 712 01:09:29,373 --> 01:09:31,500 Hurry up, will ya? 713 01:09:32,543 --> 01:09:35,171 Oi, what are you pair of tarts doing up there? 714 01:09:35,337 --> 01:09:38,465 Banksy, what time do you call this? 715 01:09:38,632 --> 01:09:41,260 You would not believe the shit day I've had. 716 01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:45,264 - What's going on? - Listen, soft-lad, 717 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:49,894 outside Mikey's nan's house, there's a big ladder, go and bring it back here. 718 01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:51,896 What's with the... 719 01:09:52,062 --> 01:09:55,483 - Get the fucking ladder, soppy bollocks. - Hurry up. 720 01:09:55,649 --> 01:09:58,694 All right, all right, don't get all aggressive. 721 01:10:00,362 --> 01:10:02,740 Fuck, help me out! 722 01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:05,743 - Get your ass outside. - I think I'll stay a bit. 723 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:09,288 Get your ass outside now. Go, fuck off. 724 01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:11,957 Pat, go on. 725 01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:14,210 - All right? - Vince? 726 01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:16,378 Hurry up! 727 01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:21,217 I can see your bikini line from here. What's with the frock? 728 01:10:23,135 --> 01:10:25,805 - What are you doing? - Vince said a get ladder. 729 01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:28,891 So we can get down, you plank, not so you can get up. 730 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:31,811 - What's happening? - All the women have gone evil. 731 01:10:31,977 --> 01:10:35,606 One of them ate Neil's finger, Matt killed me nan with a nine iron 732 01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:39,568 and now he's dead, and we need to get down the sodding ladder. Down. 733 01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:41,946 You lot been taking drugs? 734 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:46,283 - You got some left? - Get down, get down! 735 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:48,244 Move, move! 736 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:58,420 Go back up! 737 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:06,470 We're alive! 738 01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:10,015 Let go! 739 01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:15,020 Who's the monster? 740 01:11:15,187 --> 01:11:17,857 - What are you still doing here? - Wishing I wasn't. 741 01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:23,070 - Come on! - Come on, Pat. Come here. 742 01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:26,240 - Come on, Pat. - Watch his leg! 743 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:32,121 - Graham, come on, let's go. - You go. 744 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,874 I'm right behind you. 745 01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:57,938 Fuck me. 746 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:03,360 Fuckin' hell. 747 01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:10,910 This is worse than the fucking Pamplona Bull Run. 748 01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:16,582 Fuckin' hell! 749 01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:42,817 Jesus! 750 01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:47,988 - Get the ladder. Get the ladder. - What's this one? 751 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:55,704 Come on! 752 01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:04,880 - Come on! - Vince, Vince... 753 01:13:15,182 --> 01:13:18,018 - Banksy, give us your phone. - I left it at home. 754 01:13:18,185 --> 01:13:20,604 Right, of course, yeah... 755 01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:22,440 Where are you parked, then? 756 01:13:22,606 --> 01:13:25,359 Behind the big billboard lying across the street. 757 01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:36,120 What's that? 758 01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:39,331 - It's a rental. - It's a rental? 759 01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:43,919 What do you mean it's a rental? Where's your van? 760 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:46,172 - It broke down, I forgot. - You forgot? 761 01:13:46,338 --> 01:13:48,799 Repeating everything I say ain't gonna help, Vince. 762 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:51,635 What's not gonna help is that fuckin' moon buggy. 763 01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:54,638 Maybe we can squeeze in. I'll sit on someone's lap. 764 01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:59,435 Shut up. Forget it, it's too small. Why did you even get here? 765 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:02,688 - What are you trying to say? - This trip was bad a idea. 766 01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:04,774 No... really 767 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:09,153 - It could be worse. - It could be worse? 768 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:12,782 How many fingers am I holding up? They're fucking eating us! 769 01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:16,661 - How can it get any worse? - Can everyone shut the fuck up? 770 01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:22,291 Cracking skulls open with a nine iron is not my idea of golfing holiday! 771 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:26,253 But this is not Mikey's fault, and it's not Banksy's. 772 01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:29,090 I'm sure as fucking shit, it's not mine either. 773 01:14:30,216 --> 01:14:32,218 Relax... Relax... 774 01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:38,474 Now, we all need to work together to facilitate some kind of positive - 775 01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:42,895 and I mean POSITIVE escape scenario, 'cause I'm not dying in this shit hole! 776 01:14:59,286 --> 01:15:03,541 There's nothing wrong with you that can't be fixed with a smile. 777 01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:08,004 Get on the bus. 778 01:15:10,631 --> 01:15:12,425 Come on! 779 01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:15,553 Ruth! 780 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:34,105 Banksy! 781 01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:53,507 Come on! I've had enough of standing here! 782 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:56,802 I'll fuck in stick it in ya! I'll fucking stick it in ya! 783 01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:59,013 Get in the fucking bus! 784 01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:01,807 I'm fucking sick of it! Fuck! 785 01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:05,019 Come on, Vince, let's go! Let's go! 786 01:16:09,023 --> 01:16:12,693 - What are you doing? - I'm having a mid-life crisis. 787 01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:16,989 What, now? Can't it wait? 788 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:18,574 No. 789 01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:21,202 Well, it's about fucking time. 790 01:16:24,038 --> 01:16:26,415 Anyone seen me lighter? 791 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,793 Where's me lighter? 792 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:34,632 Oi, look after it next time, yeah? 793 01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:44,016 You know, I always thought you two were completely fucking useless. 794 01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:47,728 You - you just follow your dick like it's a fucking compass. 795 01:16:47,895 --> 01:16:51,941 And you - you're letting your marriage slip through your fucking fingers. 796 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:54,527 Neither of you know anything about women. 797 01:16:54,694 --> 01:16:58,906 - So why are you two still fuckin' alive? - We're not gonna be for much longer, 798 01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:01,993 if you don't stop yapping and get us out of here! 799 01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:10,376 The rest of us, we try to do everything by the book - and we get shafted. 800 01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:13,045 We try to be what they want us to be. 801 01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:19,844 You know, we become reliable, mature, domesticated. 802 01:17:21,012 --> 01:17:23,222 And then what happens? 803 01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:26,517 They get bored - that's what happens. 804 01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:35,151 If all women really want is pet, why don't they buy a fucking Labrador? 805 01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:42,491 I've had enough, being told to sit, and lie down, 806 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:45,536 and roll over, and play dead. 807 01:17:53,211 --> 01:17:57,506 From now on, what you see is what you get. 808 01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:04,013 For fuck's sake! 809 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,933 Vince, you do know the road's blocked. 810 01:18:07,099 --> 01:18:11,270 Bollocks to the roadblock. I've been living by the highway code all my life. 811 01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:15,066 Where did it get me? A one-way ticket to Moodley. 812 01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:19,403 Buckle up, lads. We're going off road. 813 01:18:24,534 --> 01:18:26,702 Whoo! 814 01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:40,841 Vince, watch out for the old biddy. 815 01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:44,428 Whoa, easy, easy! 816 01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:55,898 Oh, my God! 817 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,448 What was that? 818 01:19:04,615 --> 01:19:06,659 Fat bird. 819 01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:10,288 Slow down, Vince. Slow down. 820 01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:45,448 Hello, hello... 821 01:19:50,870 --> 01:19:52,955 Hello? Is anybody there? 822 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:56,459 Graham, we thought you got squashed. Where are you? 823 01:19:56,626 --> 01:19:59,837 In the nest with the stiffs. 824 01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:02,089 Where are you? 825 01:20:03,633 --> 01:20:05,593 Coming to get you, silly twat. 826 01:20:07,804 --> 01:20:09,764 Let's do it. 827 01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:23,402 Ew... 828 01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:11,451 Who's your favourite Spice Girl? 829 01:21:13,828 --> 01:21:18,291 Here's the plan. We're gonna go down there, get Graham, 830 01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:21,711 piss off to the nearest pub, somewhere much nicer than this, 831 01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:27,133 have a little bit of lunch and then get absolutely shit-faced. Any questions? 832 01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:28,885 Yeah. 833 01:21:29,177 --> 01:21:33,181 You do realise that we're slightly outnumbered, right? 834 01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:35,558 Pass one of them golf clubs. 835 01:21:35,725 --> 01:21:38,686 No, give me a wood. 836 01:21:38,853 --> 01:21:40,938 Give him wood as well. 837 01:21:51,741 --> 01:21:55,203 Right. We're outnumbered, and outgunned. 838 01:21:55,369 --> 01:21:57,580 But I've got the hump. 839 01:21:57,747 --> 01:22:01,918 So we're gonna go down there in a very ungentlemanly fashion 840 01:22:02,085 --> 01:22:05,296 and... present company excepted, of course, 841 01:22:05,463 --> 01:22:09,759 bash the living shit out of anything in a dress. 842 01:22:09,926 --> 01:22:12,053 Bloody hell, Vince... 843 01:22:13,721 --> 01:22:15,765 not very PC is it? 844 01:22:36,369 --> 01:22:37,495 Come on. 845 01:22:43,084 --> 01:22:44,919 Let's have it! 846 01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:58,808 Now what? 847 01:23:04,814 --> 01:23:07,191 Oi, oi! 848 01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:10,319 You all right? 849 01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,282 I've got it working. 850 01:23:14,449 --> 01:23:16,409 Let me see that, let me see that. 851 01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:40,850 Ahh! 852 01:23:47,148 --> 01:23:50,401 Remote-controlled women. 853 01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:53,654 - Do it again, Neil! - Oh, my word! 854 01:23:57,742 --> 01:23:59,285 Take that. 855 01:24:00,286 --> 01:24:01,829 Get in there, Graham. 856 01:24:11,339 --> 01:24:13,424 Be careful, Neil. 857 01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:18,971 Whoa! 858 01:24:21,182 --> 01:24:24,185 Oh, I'm lovin' this. Absolutely lovin' it. 859 01:24:24,352 --> 01:24:27,480 Lovely little thing, ain't you, sweetheart, eh? 860 01:24:28,856 --> 01:24:30,858 Whoa, whoa! 861 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:36,906 Vince, you got to have a bang on this, mate. Just have a bang! 862 01:24:37,073 --> 01:24:41,244 Bollocks! 863 01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:47,625 Go! 65148

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