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"Below Deck Down Under"...

Jump off this marina

butt naked gets $1,000!

Daisy, do you want
to say something?

I've been pretty
upset this trip.

Quite a lot of selfish behavior.

I'm really feeling some
tension in the crew.

This is a great opportunity
for the crew to have a day off.

This afternoon, you're
going to go to a villa.

[cheering]

I want you to really bond.

And hopefully
this will reset and

we'll get through
the rest of the season.

Really?

Say exactly what you said.

Oh, my God!
We're co-workers. That's it.

I don't want the friendship.

-Mike.
-I know what I'm doing.

The two of you sort
this sh-- out together.

I am done with it.
I am done.

Mike and Alesia,
I ----ing went off.

Don't engage with it.
We're here to work.

You're not able to do that,
find another job.

Eddy is the safe bet.

He's the type of man
you'd bring home to Mom.

-You like the zoo?
-Yeah.

How are you and Eddy doing?

It's definitely not a person
I would normally be with.

Any time you want to come
to the master cabin, you know...

[kissing]

[kissing]

Yep.

Look at that mess.

I told them to be up at seven.

We've got a tight turnaround
and the boat looks like sh--.

There should be no reason
a crew member should

be going to sleep with
a boat looking like this.

I've had a talk with them
before and they know better.

I know you're all exhausted.

I know we just got
over the halfway mark.

And you all have to start
thinking of the bigger picture.

Think of this as
the uphill climb again.

I want everyone to
actually get together

for the
final few charters

for us to get home on a
really good even keel.

The opportunity of the villa
was to come together and bond.

I thought unity and teamwork
would come from that.

They need to get their sh--
together and do the job right.

Come on.

That's it.
I'm pissed.

Eddy.
We're going to get up, mate.

We're going to get on deck.

-Daisy.
-Morning.

We're going to get up.

Let's go, girls.
On deck.

Wakey, wakey.

Yeah.

Five past seven.

I said seven o'clock
start yesterday.

That means seven o'clock here.

That doesn't mean
turning up late

and then turning on the coffee
machine at five past seven.

Just all over the place.

The boat's a mess.
Okay?

You sit here and you just know
that we're seven o'clock start.

Captain wants to talk to you.

We come here together and we
get started together as a team.

But if you keep
going around like that,

it's just going to
be fail, fail, fail.

Five charters ago,
we didn't know each other.

We didn't know
what the program is.

Now we do know.

So there's no excuse from
this charter

not to excel
to the top, right?

Deck.
Main deck aft, please.

Jenna has the list.

I'm going to concentrate
on the laundry down here.

Go, team, go.

Make it good.
Sparkly clean.

How are you, Betul?

I'm good.
How are you?

It's going to be a long day.

If you can organize
a wash bucket

-with everything for the stern.
-Yeah, sure.

Thank you.

Yay, there's so much
more work to do.

Yeah, I'm great. I'm great.

What were you doing?

Bonding.

I don't want to know
about bonding.

What are you going
to do about Eddy?

Oh.

Eddy's keep on saying
you're mine, you're mine

to me and I'm like...

-I literally have to...
-You need to speak to him.

I am drawn to Ben, but I have
a connection with Eddy.

However, if we
weren't on Katina,

I don't know if Eddy and
I would even gel together

or even make conversation
with each other.

So I don't know whether
to commit to that

or explore a little bit and
see exactly what I do want.

What can I help with then?

Should I take any towels
and stuff down to the laundry?

No, thank you.

Has that middle bit been done?

Ben, Daisy, Joao,
meet me in the crew mess.

-Copy.
-Copy for Ben.

All good, all good.

I don't even want
to ----ing look at him.

Don't worry about that.

All right guys,
preference sheet meeting.

Back at it again.
Four to go.

Let's get into it.

Eight close friends and
family from Phoenix, Arizona

are coming to Canouan
on this luxury vacation.

There are four couples

and all should be considered
co-primaries.

Since we're having
Italian pasta for lunch,

I bought
some Italian wine.

It's in this fridge, yep.

But wait, which one?

It's the one that's from Italy.

I've known Shanel's mom,
Joanna, since I was 11.

Shanel and I met
playing softball.

We were on a travel
team, so we would travel

like across North America
at a young age.

A lot of our relationship,
travel, eating,

checking new spots out.

This trip is eight
of us together.

Kyle, my husband.

Shanel and her husband, Joe.

Shanel's mom, Joanna.

And her husband, Wes.

And JJ and Kelsey.

JJ played with Joe
on the Diamondbacks.

They played baseball together.

And that's how they met
and we're all friends.

I need somebody
to grate the cheese.

And I know nobody likes to do
it, but that's part of it.

I'll grate the cheese.

What are we having, by the way?

-Oh, lemon anchovy pasta.
-Amazing.

My mom is celebrating
her birthday this trip.

I believe everybody's
birthday should be celebrated.

Big time.

I love my mother.

Traveling with my
mother is exhausting.

There is yellow napkins
in there to go with it.

It's in the thing
marked napkins.

She entertains.
She loves food.

She travels the world.

She is like, let's do
a cooking class in Thailand.

She's always in the kitchen
and she'll tell the chefs

what they can do better

and maybe what she
would do better.

If somebody's a chef,
they have more experience,

they have
an education behind them.

They should be better than I am.

So I'm not really tolerant
with mediocre food.

Yeah, I'm a bit
nervous for the chef.

What do you think?

Yeah, this is delicious.

The guests would
like a leopard-inspired dinner

for Joanna's birthday.

Following dinner,
they'd like a performance

from the crew for Joanna.

Britt would also love
a leopard-inspired cake

to continue
celebrating Joanna.

-Cool.
-Yeah, cool.

Look, they're coming
on for a short charter.

Lovely.

I want them to have
the time in their lives.

We need to amp it up.

Sounds great.

So let's look at dishes,

let's look at plating,
let's look at service,

let's visualize how
it's going to go out.

You guys are dealing
with a lot going on.

-They seem better today.
-That's good.

You know, I want
people to be here.

I want them to stay,
I want them to grow,

I want them
to push through this.

But if they're not,
I'll make changes.

So let's help them
on their way, eh?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-Thank you very much.
-Thank you.

Hello, you.
I saw you.

Really? Trying to hide
as quick as possible.

Ugh.

Jenna clearly fancies
the pants off of me.

That's about it,
really, isn't it?

I'm not going to be
serious about this.

Alesia and Mike, can I
speak to you, please, in here?

Yeah.

Where do I begin?
Please sit down.

I'm not happy.

And I need the two of you to
understand how serious this is.

The two of you have an ego.

And it needs to go.

I just want to know specifics.

Like, what have
I done exactly wrong?

What's Alesia done
exactly wrong?

I'm sick of you pot stirring.

I'm sick of you complaining.

You're both adults.

Start asking for help
in a manner

that is kind and respectful.

I'm here to guide you.

I'm here to help you.

I feel like I've been
very supportive to both of you.

Yeah, I agree.

But now it's time
for you guys to start

figuring this
out on your own.

-I want team player.
-Yeah.

I want respectful tones
towards each other.

And I want
to stop with the egos.

The fact that me
and Mike are sat

here together on
the chopping block,

like, he's put me
in this position

and now I'm going to
suffer as a consequence.

Like, I have tried to work
with Mike

and he doesn't want it.

He doesn't want direction.
He doesn't want to do it.

He doesn't even want to clean.

Mike does not give
a flying [bleep]

about anyone that's not Mike.

-Have a good day.
-Will do.

Thank you, guys.

Let's just, yeah, let's
just not worry about it.

Let's just move on from it.

Right.

I'm getting a coffee.
Do you want one?

Yeah, I would love one.

-Nice coffee.
-Yeah.

Ready to take on
this new charter.

Right.

Unfortunately, we are cakeless.

It's a shame that we had
to give it to the ingrate.

-Joao.
-Yes.

He took the cake and then
he was like, yeah, cake's great.

By the way, I want
nothing to do with you.

Yeah, what a bastard.

Oh, my God.

[bleep] sake's.

Just sundeck remaining
and the window.

Ben, do you have
a second to talk?

-Me?
-Yeah.

-For you?
-Yeah.

Just a brief chat.

Oh, [bleep]. Really?

You're not going to like
what I'm going to say.

Oh, great.

There's a few things
that I need from you

to make service go smoother.

What?

Do you think
in the morning

you could try and take,
like, time just to, like,

because I think it would help
you to menu plan your day?

Yeah?

Because I know chefs
think on the fly

and I feel like
you do that a lot,

but I think it would help
not have you so, like...

Last minute.

That's not that easy for
a chef because it's like,

when that happens, the menu
changes and it screws me.

Trust me.

Because there's
enough time to be like,

oh, no, can he not
make this or whatever?

You know, I'd rather just
be isolated in the kitchen

doing what I want or
doing what I think I want.

After last charter, honestly,
I am so embarrassed.

I cannot be the
only person on this boat

having nightmares
about soapy eggs.

Does your egg taste weird?

My eggs taste like dish soap.

What did you guys
put in the eggs?

They put soap in
the guests' eggs.

What the hell?

They need to get some serious
organization in there and quick.

What about trying today,

having your lunch and
your dinner idea...

Yeah.

...going up to just the primary?

That's the way I would do it.

It's just so tough
because they get on the boat

and they want
snacks immediately.

I know, I know.

I think we're doing well,
but, like...

Keep the communication going.

Yeah.
Okay, cool.

-All right, okay.
-Thanks, Ben.

Yeah, no worries.
Thanks a lot.

Good morning.
Nice to see you.

You, too. How's it going?

Jenna, Jenna, Alesia.
All the cabins have been done.

Thank you.

Has this been done?

I've bleached it.

Well, you need to do
more than bleaching.

You need to clean this.

What?

All crew, all crew. We are one
hour away from guest arrival.

-And this, you need like a...
-What is this?

It's sh--.

-Do you have a minute?
-Yeah, yeah.

What do you need a hand with?

Why am I nervous right now?

Don't be nervous.

Don't be nervous?

No.

I obviously had time to
think about a lot of things.

And I really respect you, and
I really enjoy company with you.

And I don't want to,
like, lead you on

to say there is going
to be something afterwards,

because I just
don't see it happening.

I don't want to
lead you on to say

there is going to be
something afterwards,

because I just don't
see it happening.

What, so you don't think
that we could try after this

or anything like that?

How would it work?

We're in two
different continents,

we both work on yachts.

I don't want someone
to get hurt really badly

at the end of this.

I personally don't think
it's getting hurt badly.

If you like someone,
you make it work.

You make the effort.

We have two completely
different lifestyles.

I just don't see
our lives merging.

It just feels like
it's gone from one...

flip from one coin to the other.

You've just cuddled
with me this morning,

and we've had our
bodies against each other

and kissing and everything,
and that intimacy.

And then you've just
gone, ah, actually,

full 180, I don't
want to do this.

That's just baffling.

Right, well, I need
to just have a bit of time

to think on what you've
said, if that's right.

You've just dumped that on me
now, right before the charter.

Boom!

Beautiful.

Okay, I'll give you some space.

Yeah, please.

Attention all crew,
this is a 30-minute

heads-up
to guest arrivals.

-Sweet.
-Okay, let's go.

Let's get changed
into our whites.

[groans]

She just cut it off with me.

-[bleep] off.
-Yeah.

Why?

She was like, I don't
see what can happen after.

Is that what I just heard?

We have two completely
different lifestyles.

I just don't see
our lives merging.

I quite like her a lot,
so it's a bit sh-- to do that.

It's just like, right,
well, cheers for doing that

just before the charter.

And I'm sorry
about that as well.

Nah, it's all good, mate.
Thanks for that.

Okay.

I've got your back,
brother, you know that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just broke it off with Eddy.

He'll feel sad,
which sucks.

Like, I'm always
the one who's broken up with.

But I think you're definitely
doing the right thing.

I've never had to break up
with someone so early on.

You know what I mean?

All right, team, let's go.

Let's get out in the dock.

Yeah.

Positive, positive
mental attitude.

You're welcome.

What's up, buddy?

There's your boat, bro.

They sell sweatshirts
for the Sandy Lane?

We want Sandy Lane merch.

Ooh.

Hello, how are you?

Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Daisy.
Nice to meet you.

Jenna, lovely having you.

Welcome on board.

-Is it your birthday?
-It's my birthday!

Thank you!

Welcome, everyone.
Welcome to Katina.

Can anybody bring the sun?

It's a blessing in disguise.
It'll keep the heat out a bit.

So it's only going to be
an hour to the anchorage.

We'll get everything in the
water and we'll get wet anyway.

So Daisy will show you around.

Four hours this group will
have this turned upside down.

If you want to follow me, I'll
give you a tour of the boat.

In here, we have
the main saloon.

Get your blues on,
get luggage in,

and we'll get
out of here, guys.

So these two cabins
are the two primaries.

Unbelievable.

Oh, yeah, these are so nice.

That's really the question.

This is the rollers
for the slide.

-Oh, I'm not doing anything.
-Oh, 100%. I'm doing this.

I am doing this
all day, every day.

All right, let's
get a mixing bowl.

Not really, no.

What a dumb question.
Are you okay?

All luggage on board.

We're changing into blues,
getting to our stations now.

May I order a tequila on the
rocks with a splash of lime?

Yeah, tequila on the
rocks with a splash of lime.

Okay, you can
take all lines off.

Copy, taking two off.

Concentrate on putting
this where it needs to go.

What's this for?

This is for the tow line,
because that's the next move.

Tow line.

He wants a tequila on the
rocks with a dash of lime.

Perfect.

I'm just going to
get into my blues.

All lines are in.

We're moving, we're moving.

Port quarter is all clear.

Clear to swing.

Release the tenders now.

Both tenders at tow now.

Thank you.

We're going an hour.

We're going to anchor,
and then

they're going to put out
all the water stuff.

So we're going down that slide.

Ellie is going to turn
into a buzzing machine.

-[bleep] yeah, I'm ready.
-And forget all of her woes.

Right, love?
Oh, sorry.

I owe you one.

Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Ellie.

-Elena.
-Yup.

Elena, get your
laughing gear around this.

There seems to be a
difference in Ben this morning.

It's just his energy.
He's being very goofy.

It's weird, like,
where is this coming from?

Is there a spoon in there?
I'll take this one.

There's the spoon, yeah?

Don't swallow the spoon.

-Remind me your name.
-I'm Jenna.

What is the what?

Her name is Jenna.

She's really bad
with J names, too.

J names.

Joanna sucks with
names that start with J.

It's very difficult for her.

Are you family or
are you just friends?

Well, sometimes. Sometimes.

Family is an insult,
so I'll say family,

but actually
it's mostly friends.

You guys seem like a fun group.
I love it.

Okay, drop, drop, drop.

We're bringing the
tenders to a short tow.

All is clear in the aft.

It's a long stay now.

Got to lock that off.

Copy.

Deck team,
let's get the slide out.

Copy, on my way.

♪ Oh, it's a beautiful day
for Katina to sail away ♪

Have you been down the slide?

Oh, no, I haven't.
I haven't.

Okay, that's not good.

You're not making
me feel better.

Have you gone down the slide?

I haven't done the slide.

No, so no one here has
gone down the slide

that is working here.

So have you gone down the slide?

I'm gonna go now.

-You're gonna go now?
-Yeah.

Oh, okay, good.
You go down the slide.

I'm going home on a plane.

-Hey, Ben.
-Yeah.

Sorry, are you doing
the birthday cake tonight?

The vanilla essence
with ice cream.

I did a chocolate cheese cake.

Okay. Have you checked
that with the primary?

I really... I've already made
the cake. So, yeah. You know?

I had to get it out of
the way in the morning.

I know, but do you
not think it would

have been wise to say,
pull the primary?

No, I think it would have
been a shocking idea.

And we've been through
this before. Sorry, honey.

You've just... That's the one
thing I'm gonna combat you on.

Cakes are very specific.

And, uh, I think they're
gonna absolutely love it.

But do you not want me
to go up and say,

hey, Ben has made a
chocolate mousse cake,

instead of just
giving it to them?

Nope. Nope. Nope.

No, I say, Ben has
made a chocolate mousse cake,

just to let you know.

And she goes, okay,
thank you so much for

letting me know, so I
don't get a weird surprise.

I will go up with the cake,

and I will explain it to them
when it's in front of them.

Okay. I think that's
weird, but whatever.

Thanks, Daisy.

-Am I right?
-100%, yeah.

Thank you.

No, it's not 100%.

It was 100% the wrong decision,
but whatever.

Yeah, you're right.
I think it's 110%.

Daisy, seriously, you're
just opening up an avenue.

You've said no, it's fine,
but I do think

it's the wrong decision,
but I'll follow your decision.

It's a power trip.

He wants to think that he's
in charge over the guests,

over the crew,
but this is not Ben's trip.

This is the guests' trip.

And then little Miss Ellie,

with her head
stuck up Ben's ass, goes,

"Ohh, you're so right, Ben."

I feel like I'm going crazy.

Just give the people
what they want.

Nowhere on those preference
sheets does it say

we don't like chocolate,
we don't like cheesecakes.

Ugh. It really,
really ----ed me off.

If you give me carte blanche,
I have carte blanche.

I'm on board with that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my freaking God.

So, see, he threw
some soap on.

-You can see it.
-Oh, my God.

And they're going...
What?

-They pushed him.
-Oh, my God.

That's ----ing great.

[laughing]

Sorry, man, I couldn't help it.

She wanted a vanilla
essence cake, right?

Yeah.

Daisy's got me
----ing freaked out now.

I think it's delicious
and they're gonna be happy.

It's gonna be insane.

Daisy's one of those
people that thinks

all chefs
are superheroes.

It's the how to piss off the
galley department playbook.

[bleep] it.

Let's just make another cake.

I have tremendous trust
issues with chief stews.

Kate wasn't a
great communicator.

I was completely in the dark.

You saw me getting
stressed earlier

because I didn't know
what was going on.

Three hours later I still
didn't know what was going on.

All I've got is time.

All I've got on this boat is
a bunch of time on this boat.

Are they liking?

I don't hover over
them while they take

their first bite but
I'll keep you posted.

But with Daisy it's very clear.

It's obviously too clear.

Start firing up the second
course once this goes

because they're gonna
eat this really quick.

I'm here to put the pressure on.

Yeah, well, stop doing that.

But that's my job.

A little bit of pressure is nice

but a lot of
pressure is not nice.

I feel like sometimes
she's working against me.

Doing two cakes in one morning

is pretty ----ing good,
by the way.

All right, we'll do that.

Nice.

It's finally time for duck.

I've been waiting
for this moment.

Yeah, I love it.

It's a new concoction.

And would you like some
grated chocolate over the top?

Oh my gosh, you're so bougie.

Oh, look at this.

If you wanted to go
and speak to them,

now is probably a good time.

I'm busy. I'm good.

There you go.

No problem.

Here's candles.
You want candles?

You want candles?

I'll take anything.

-You'll take anything?
-Yeah.

-Whatever you get?
-Yeah.

[chuckles]

So what's the theme?

Hey.

I love this.

I love the leopard print.

It looks so cool.

Whose birthday is it?

Joanna's.

Brilliant.

I want to just go over
the knives and forks.

Like, I want the
chairs, like, perfect.

The cutlery needs to be
super, super straight.

Ready?

How are you guys doing?

-Look at us.
-Yeah.

-I have a question for you.
-Yeah, of course.

For dinner.

Was it Italian
or it's not Italian?

Let me check.

Ben, Ben can you
come to the main salon?

Guests want to talk
to you about dinner.

Copy.

Shirt open or shirt closed?

Shirt open.

-Hungry?
-Yes.

-Hey, guys, how are we?
-Hi.

What do we got tonight?

Crispy duck spring roll.

-Ooh.
-Yep.

I was going to do some Wahoo.

What is that?

It's a fish.

Wahoo.

Which you're not that
excited about, are you?

No.

That's cute.
That's cute.

-Let's do it.
-You're cute.

-We all like pasta.
-Yeah, of course.

I love it.

And I married an Italian,
so you know.

-Yeah.
-I love it.

It's all right.
Yeah, yeah, of course.

With lemon and
anchovy and garlic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's one of Shanel
and I's favorite.

Yeah, yeah, I got you.

Very rarely does a guest
come in with last-minute

pasta dish requests
10 minutes before dinner.

Ben should have checked
in with them

before dinner
like I told him to.

Told you so.

No, I don't think Daisy's
right in any shape or form.

[bleep], man.

These guys are coming full on.

I'm ----ing starving.

I'm doing good on the stairs.

Probably got 27 times
up and down.

-Look at it.
-Oh, it looks so good.

It's so cute.

Galley, galley, the guests
have moved up to the sun deck.

All right.
Brilliant.

Alesia, Alesia, you can go and
start on cabins that are free.

Housekeeping.

I love leopard. I just...

-Oh, do you?
-Yeah.

Do we have cans of anchovies?
I'm freaking out now.

-Yes, we do have.
-You sure?

Yes.

-Would you like some rosé?
-Sure, sure, sure.

Galley, galley, we have
all guests at the table.

It smells in here.

Don't push it too hard.

There you go, it's perfect.
Well done.

-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.

Where's my dinner?

-Wahoo.
-What's wahoo?

It's a fish.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Crispy duck spring roll,
sweet chili slaw.

Oh, here's food. Good.
Here we go.

Crispy duck spring roll
with a sweet chili sauce.

It's really good.

The water's boiling
for the pasta.

-Should they go in?
-All right, cool. Yeah.

Thank you.

That was delicious, actually.

It was so good.

Galley, we are clearing
right now.

Roger.

Delicious.

I've got to cook the fish.

And then we're going
to cook the pasta.

----ing hell, man.

-How are you doing?
-Hi!

You look like Red Riding Hood
with your little basket.

It's a bit odd.

All right, here we go.
I need service, please.

Potato lyonnaise,
sautéed wahoo, please.

Ben's alive.
He's awake.

Jenna's gone to get
the pasta for you now.

-Beautiful.
-Oh, sh--.

Where's the colander?
[bleep]

They're over there on the shelf.

The potatoes are delicious.

I am starving.

Who's getting hangry?

-Well, all of us.
-Yeah.

We didn't set a
timer for the pasta.

So, it's not good?

-So how's the fish?
-It's overcooked.

Oh, wow.
Britt came out fighting.

Really?

Eleven minutes, so we need
to set it

for eight minutes,
nine minutes.

Oh, it's like prison fish.

All right, set a timer, please.
Eight minutes.

Okay, I've got it.
I've got it.

-How's the fish?
-It's overcooked.

I love how you
guys all talk sh--.

Oh, no.
If he asked, I would tell him.

He never asks.

We're just starving.

[bleep] you.

We're ready to clear?

Copy for galley.

We're like underfed.

Thank God we
added the pasta, right?

Thank God, or I would
have wasted away.

The problem is with Ben,
he's ----ing slow as molasses.

Like some kind
of ----ing vendetta

against yacht chefs
or something.

I'm going to get
one of the boys to weigh this

when they're doing the...

They would love that.

-Two minutes.
-Yep.

Eddy? Same routine as
last time, but

at the start, we're
going to go duh, duh.

Duh, duh.
Duh.

We're going to
go one, two, three.

Here we go.

Is Ben awake?

They'll be happy
with this pasta though.

They'll be very happy with it.

I love it.

I think it fits.

I didn't want to end
things at all with Jenna.

She did, but definitely
there's still something there.

So, do I still feel like
I've got a chance?

Yeah!

Haha. Yeah.

-Okay, I'm ready.
-Thank you.

Let's go.

Here's our family style pasta.

He didn't overcook it,
thank the Lord.

This has got really good flavor.

I don't feel like I need
to do much more to this.

Right, you ready?

A little hairspray on top.

Thank you very much.

Galley, galley,
that's the table cleared.

Yeah, you like it?

Wow.

What?

So good.

You think so?

I think we're ready for all
the crew in the main saloon.

When you guys are ready,
we can have dessert downstairs.

Oh.

We can?

The guests are
on their way down.

Oh, [bleep].

Oh, look at these guys,
they're in robes.

Welcome, welcome.

Where are you
guys at my birthday?

Oh.

-That's so good.
-Fantastic.

I don't know,
I have a feeling you're

a little bit more
aggressive than he is.

Are you ready for it?

Oh, I'm ready.

I was born ready, honey.

Oh, I'm ready.

[cheering]

Shanel, this is your mom.

Well, I don't have any
underwear on, but...

I have had a very long day.

I mean, I've been up since
the crack of dawn,

scrubbing toilets.

Not tonight.

And to me, this
is what I do best.

Round of applause.

I'm back in my natural habitat.

-Cheers.
-Yeah, Joanna.

-Happy birthday, Joanna.
-Happy birthday, Joanna.

Joanna's birthday.

No, is it a leopard?

Yeah. From Egypt.

That is something.

Magic Mike and
friends, thank you.

Oh, God.

Can you spit less?

Yeah!

Yeah.

That will get us the tip.

-I hear you.
-That's the icing on the cake.

-Ooh, that looks good.
-Yeah.

Do you want to try
your own cake?

-I might try it a little bit.
-Yeah, try it.

Is it good?

I don't love cake
and this is really good.

This is awesome.

Let's go.

Good night.
Appreciate you guys.

Of course.

Good night.

He made a new cake?

You're welcome, Ben.

Morning.

Ben woke up this morning.

[bleep].

What's the time?

Sharing a room
with him is absolute...

I was just saying it's good that
she has Ben to like vent to,

but that's probably
a bit awkward for Ben.

You share a room with her.

It's going to be really
awkward when we're cuddling.

Whatever.

I've been waiting to pursue
things with Daisy because

I didn't want to hurt Ellie
more than I had already.

Now that it's over,
I can't help myself

from being
drawn towards her.

I thought at this point,
Joao would have come to me

and said,
I like you or whatever.

But he is not making a move.

So, very confusing.

I know, I know.

Are you up here to help me?

Oh, thank you.

Here we go.

All right, concentrate
on those eggs, please.

I'm concentrating.

-Ready to go?
-Yeah, man.

Let me go and see
what we can do.

Can we get this up
there, please,

while they're warm, please?

Is that it for
breakfast service?

----ing hope so.

I want to go out
in the water again.

-It's looking pretty nice.
-We can go swimming.

Okay, I'll see you all
down there by the water.

Mike and Alesia, you can
get started in cabins.

-Of course, yeah, take a chill.
-Thanks.

Yeah, no, now's your time.

Now's our time to just
relax for like 15 minutes.

Okay, good.

Oh, no way, she'd
front flipped as well.

Ben, sorry to
mention this,

I think they really want
homemade cookies.

I don't know if that's
something that's doable.

Yeah.

This thing is pretty cool.

-Thank you.
-It's remarkable.

You mentioned,
let's take a 30 minute break

and then one minute
later Daisy comes,

hey, by the way,
they want homemade cookies.

-Like, okay.
-No.

Nearly there, mate.
Nearly there.

Did the guests ask for the
cookies or is this your idea?

Charter guests,
although I love them,

they're sort
of the enemy

because we're trying to please
them and they're quite often

trying to make
our lives difficult.

But it seems like Daisy's
kind of joining in their fun.

Yep. I didn't actually use
a recipe for this,

so wish me luck.

Thank you for your
help this charter.

Oh, it's been my pleasure.

It's just after last
charter's squabble.

It's just nice to know that
we have each other's back.

I knew you were going to
have some sort of rebuttal.

Right, go on. Bend over.

When do they want the cookies?
After lunch or what?

I haven't told you
you're making them.

I've just heard comments,
so I thought

it was a good
idea to make them.

Oh, I bet you did.
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Nice job.

Okay.

When do they want the cookies?

I don't know.
They haven't asked.

I didn't say you have
to make these cookies.

I said if it was possible,
it's a good suggestion.

-I made them.
-Great.

And I'm telling you the guests
are gonna ----ing love it.

I do things to help you.

So please don't shoo me
like I'm a ----ing dog.

You had a little
smirk on your face.

-A smirk on my face?
-Yeah, you did.

Daisy, I think we're done here.
Thank you.

I made the cookies.

I don't give a [bleep]
about the ----ing cookies.

I made a suggestion.
Take it or leave it.

Zero [bleep]s given.

Don't ever shoo me again.

Daisy, I think we're done here.
Thank you.

I made the cookies.
We should all be very proud.

I made a suggestion.
Take it or leave it.

Don't ever shoo me again.

That suggestion
manifested itself

into eight
beautiful cookies.

You should be proud
of yourself there.

You want to finish the season
with no more suggestions?

Absolutely ----ing fine.

Figure it out on yourself.
Let's see how that goes.

We just had a big fight.

He can use me like a punching
bag like he does everybody else.

But ----ing shooing me
like a ----ing dog?

And in a way, as well, because
I feel like it's sending

Ellie the wrong message.

Being like, it's okay,
you don't respect me.

Yeah, it's not cool.

And she did have
a smirk on her face.

You saw it, right?
And that's what annoyed me.

Do not give a [bleep].

Deck, deck,
let's get ready to lift anchor.

Copy.

All right, let's do this.

And Mike, we'll do
a Paloma for Shanel.

Two more Palomas.
No problem.

Let's go.
You can pick it up.

The anchor chain is
up and down right now.

Anchor in the pocket.

Thank you.

That's so great.

All right, so filet
mignon with the dijon.

Filet mignon and then dijon.

Okay.

Deck crew, deck crew,
ready to enter the marina.

-Hi, Ben.
-Hello.

Should we put
the Dijon on the...

I actually made
that for the steak.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh my God, this is so good.

-This is perfect.
-Thank you.

Unbelievable.

-Thank you, Ben.
-Appreciate you.

I made some fresh
cookies for you guys.

-Did you make cookies?
-Yeah.

-No! You did?
-Yeah, I did.

I'm very happy
he made us cookies.

I think they came out
pretty well, actually.

He made us cookies.
Homemade.

The steak is outstanding.

That's a redeeming steak.

Okay, aft deck.
Are we ready to go in?

Aft deck is clear.
You can proceed.

I mean, you guys need to
stand up and look at this.

Like, this is
absolutely incredible.

-High five!
-Well done.

Here we have homemade
chocolate chip cookies

and this is like an icing dip.

Ben, like, he's killing it
in the last part, though.

Like, you know?

He's bringing it in the end.

Told you so.

Did you just hear that?

Oh, I'm sorry for getting
you ----ing brownie points

to help you on
your ----ing redemption.

He didn't give
no one credit.

Oh, these are good.
Mmm, chewy.

I'm gonna go and
get into my whites.

These cookies are amazing.

Clear to swing.

You have 15 meters
from the starboard dock.

Could you imagine trying
to back this thing up?

Like, I don't like to back into
parking spots in my car.

Fore leading spring now.

Tighten all lines, guys.

Both bow lines are on.

Okay, I've got four lines on.

Thank you very much, guys.
Well done. That was great.

Shutting down.

Okay, I'm gonna go pack it up.

I'm not ready to leave.

I know.
I don't want to leave either.

-You gave them all five.
-I gave them all five.

Actually an
unbelievable experience.

Daisy, huh?
Didn't get on too well, today.

Apparently, she's offended.

You, offending someone?
I don't believe you.

It wasn't that.
I mean ----ing hell.

We could settle
it over a dinner.

Why not? We could have a
little HOD dinner.

All right, well,
I'd rather like that.

Where's that big box?

We've got to go, we've got
to go, we've got to go.

Ew.

Just jam them in there.

Okay, in line, guys.

[applause]

Thank you, my darling.

-It was fantastic.
-Thank you so much.

Thank you so much, man.

I'm gonna miss you!

Better late than never, Ben.

-Thank you.
-Thank you very much.

-Thank you.
-Thank you very much.

Thank you so much
for all your hard work.

I'll give this over to you.

Just want to say,
thank you guys.

This was just the best.
This is for you guys.

-Thank you.
-Cheers.

See you soon.

Bye!

All right, everyone.
Let's clean this place up.

Blues.

I mean, it's in
pretty good shape.

-Yeah, it's fine.
-All this stuff is done.

That was a really good charter,
that one, that was.

They were cool as [bleep].

Speak to Ben about potentially
us three going out for a dinner.

Oh, yeah?

He said that he had his
first argument with you.

He was really, really rude.

He looks me up and down and
shoos me out of the galley.

-I was like, no.
-Mm-hmm.

We're older and
we're HODs, so [bleep] it.

I'm into it. Whatever you
kids decide, I'll do it.

What's happening?

We might be going out
for dinner first as a HOD.

-Okay.
-But we're going to meet you

-after for a drink.
-Perfect.

This ----ing honks.

You're the head of
the deck/stew department.

I'm the only deck/stew.

That means I'm the head
of the deck/stew department.

You're right.

So you're allowed to come
to dinner, mate.

Daisy's gonna love it.
You're an HOD, mate.

This could go down in history.

Mmm.

It sweats.

Alesia.

Attention all crew.

Please be ready in the
main salon immediately

for a tip meeting.

Copy for deck.

We're finished working now.

-Yeah, so...
-Are we...

All right, what do we got?

Where's Ben?
Has anyone seen him?

No.

What could have been better?
The food.

Area of improvement, food.
Oof.

Ben.
Tip meeting, buddy.

-Come on.
-No, bubby.

Come on, bud.

God, it must be nice to
be a guest on this boat.

Ben being late to the
tip meeting is a classic example

of what is going
on down in the galley.

He doesn't respect
anybody else's time.

Honestly, I'm so
----ing done with it.

Jason's right there.

All right, here we are.

Tip meeting.
Let's go.

That was a good one.

Just Ben's not here.

I don't care.
I don't give a [bleep].

We're here to
have a tip meeting.

You haven't got the respect
to be up here, so be it.

All right, here we are.
Tip meeting.

Let's go.

All right, guys.

Just... Ben's not here.

I don't care.
I don't give a [bleep].

We're here to
have a tip meeting.

You haven't got the respect
to be up here, so be it.

[whistles]

All right, deck did quite a
good job, so well done.

Everyone, round
of applause for Ben.

Ben, I call it on the radio,
I want everyone here.

I need you to set a standard
for everyone else as well.

Across the board.

The reviews say it all.

There's still a lot
to do with food.

Going through these,
didn't like the fish dish.

-How's the fish?
-It's overcooked.

Food needed some seasoning.

I love how you guys
all talk sh-- behind the back.

If he asked, I would
tell him, he never asks.

What could be improved?
Food.

That's nice.

Same thing that's coming
over and over again.

There's only one way
to get it fixed,

and that's to talk about it.

Communication,
meal planning,

get in front of the guests,
see what they want.

Everyone loved the crew.

MVP is definitely Magic Mike.

Come on, Mikey.

The tips today were $28,000.

Whoa!

That's $2,100 each.

Personally, this big tip
that we got was because of me.

I'm going to have
to use all of my charter tips

to restock on hairspray.

Okay, so everyone
got their money.

Yes, yes, yes.

Look, the helmet's
got to go somewhere.

The helmet has to go to...

Ben.

I had to start the tip
meeting without you.

I am slightly embarrassed.

Yep, Jason, you're right.

I'm tardy, and
I suck at cooking.

My food I take
very personally, so...

I probably won't be wearing
this tonight, but I will take it

as a beautiful gift
from my illustrious captain.

There you go.

-Cheers.
-Reflection starts now.

-All right, thanks, guys.
-Thank you.

Okay, can my team come?

Daisy, I do need to have a
chat with you about something.

Head of department, Mike, HOD.

No, no.

I'm the only one
in my department.

It doesn't matter.

Let's secure the last lines.

Bring the ones in from the dock.

Yeah, last little bit.

Shh, I can't hear this anymore.

Bullsh--.

Oh, thank you, baby.

Bring the loop from there
so I can put it onto here.

Okay.

Do you think Jason
would be upset

if I threw this in the ocean?

Why the [bleep] did
I get the helmet?

You don't give department
heads the ----ing helmet.

Let's ask Daisy.

Are you wearing casual?

I'm wearing this
and I'm wearing heels.

Absolutely tremendous.

She's wearing like
half an American flag.

It's like Memorial Day.

Will Daisy be happy that I
have memorialized her outfit?

I've got a red shirt.

Oh, I think... I love it.

What's wrong babe?

I don't know how I feel.
I'm not sure.

I felt kind of dizzy.

Yeah, that's okay.

Come on man, don't be shy.
Let's go.

Everyone ready for it?

-Are you going out on the HODs?
-Yeah.

I don't really want to
distance myself from the crew.

All right, so I've decided
to stay with you guys.

I think that's what
a good HOD should do.

-Yeah, 100%.
-Whatever.

Oh, wow.

-Oh, what?
-What the heck is that?

Oh my God. I can't.
Wow-ee.

Right, shall we?

Guys, we'll see you later.

-Bye.
-Have fun.

Appreciate that mate.
Thank you very much.

Guys, I think this is like such
a nice time for us to bond.

♪ Going to the sun deck,
baby, come on ♪

Here's to us getting this far.

-To Daisy.
-And to Daisy. Yes.

And to getting this far.

And to finishing
the battle with pride.

Is there pride?

Am I getting my apology?

I don't know what that is,

you're going to have
to go over that one.

[bleep] off.

Coming up...

What was the most enjoyable
thing about the charter?

Mine was becoming
head of department.

You think I can't move
around ----ing fenders?

Mike is winding me up.

And this is a big
F-you to Daisy.

As Daisy has deliberately told
him to stop doing just that.

Slap that smirk off your face

and it really ----ing
pisses me off.

Am I getting my apology?

-About what?
-[bleep]off.

Don't ----ing do this.

Listen I... Just
rip the Band-aid

and just say
I'm sorry I was a dick.

It's so difficult.

Why? Because of your pride?

Because I can't
remember what happened.

No, I was swatting a fly.

-You'll win people over.
-Did I do that?

Yeah, and it was rude.

-I was swatting a fly.
-No, you weren't.

I've just heard
comments so I thought

it was a good idea to make them.

Yeah, I bet you did.
Yeah.

You use people as a punching bag

and then when you
get called out for it

you use your charm
to swim out of it.

You did it with Ellie.
You did it with Alesia.

You smile.
You say I don't remember.

You make every other excuse.

You've got to understand.

You said, "Oh, well, they didn't
actually ask for the cookies"

and you were kind
of smirking and so was Jenna.

Ask Elena, she saw you smiling.

Oh, I bet she ----ing did.

She did.

Yeah, why don't we
----ing dive into that?

This whole getting
Ellie to back you up.

I felt like you were empowering
her to almost undermine me.

When you shoo me out of
your galley in front of her,

she also smirks.

Ellie will adapt to you
more than anyone else.

She looks up to you.

When you say [bleep] Daisy

she'll be like yeah
[bleep] Daisy.

I always have your back.

All right.

Okay, now would be a great time
for me to just apologize to you.

-Okay?
-Thank you. Thank you.

All right I think this
is a hug apology.

Hug apology.

All right, I love you.
I didn't mean it, all right?

Thank you. That means a lot.
Thank you.

Despite everything I
actually get Daisy and

I think Daisy gets me and it
would be a shame to lose that.

And between you and I, if Daisy
feels like I owe her an apology,

then I probably
owe her an apology.

-Thank you. I'm sorry.
-See? We're besties.

That's all it took, I guess.

I think everybody
just needs to step up a bit

and follow along
Mikey's standards.

And there needs to be more

deck stew head of
department meetings.

You're the HOD.

You're HOD of the only
department you're in.

The deck stew department.

I'm so glad you agree.

Difference between
good sarcasm and bad sarcasm.

Yeah, well that's
all British humor.

Thank you so much.

Let's get to the fun stuff.

So who do you fancy?

Jenna.
Full stop.

-Wow.
-100%.

The two of you
giggle like a bunch of

----ing schoolgirls
around each other.

Giggling Gerties.
Yeah, yeah.

No, obviously, I fancy Jenna.

I think she's smart.
I think she's cool.

I think you guys suit more
than anyone else on the boat.

I'm jealous you have
a vibe with someone.

What about you kids, eh?
Such a bright future.

Don't [bleep] it up.

Shall we play a game?

What was the most enjoyable
thing about the charter?

No beach set up.

Oh.

Well, mine was becoming
head of department.

Thank you.

So yeah this has been like
my highest point of the trip.

It means a lot.

Because obviously I'm the
only person in this department.

If you think about
the stew side of things...

Yeah.

Like if I asked Jenna
to come outside and do

a job on the deckhand,
she couldn't do it.

You think I can't move
around ----ing fenders?

Stop it. Stop it.

Mike is winding me up.

And this is a big
F-you to Daisy

as Daisy has deliberately
told him

to stop
doing just that.

Take that ----ing smirk
off your eyes for a minute.

I'll explode.

Like slap that
smirk off your face

and it really ----ing
pisses me off.

Who wants to go for
a cigarette with me?

I don't smoke but I can.

Hey, guys should we
all go and get ready

and then head over
to the lagoon, yeah?

Let's go!

You've got such strong
good energy honestly.

Thank you, it's a
Sagittarius thing.

-It is.
-Yes.

That's one strange man.

Tell me about it.

The way he came into
that tip meeting late,

it felt like we were all a bit
like what the [bleep], Ben?

First time that I've seen Jason
go I didn't give a [bleep].

And I know,
the thing with Jason is this.

If he wants to lose it he can.

Who are you talking about?

Jason.

First time in my life
I've seen Jason

go don't give a [bleep]
if he's not here.

-That for you...
-You weren't there for us.

-...should mean something.
-What is your problem, man?

My galley...

Don't get defensive now mate.

Let's go, bitches.
[bleep] it.

We're not even there,
we're getting ----ed up already.

You need to keep
your radio on you. The point...

I was trying to have a nap.

The only person you're
disrespecting is Jason

and that's it.

No, you're disrespecting
the whole team.

[bleep], Daisy, everyone have
a go at Ben, would you?

Has anyone got anything
interesting to say?

No, not at all.

Or are we just going to bitch
at each other

for no ----ing reason?

You can pick up the tab,
send me the bill.

Brilliant.
Love this ----ing conversation.

He's mental.

If he can not differentiate
between friendship and work,

then it's his problem, not mine.

That was insane.

He just would not
take any accountability.

Twats.

Next on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

-Awesome!
-Wow!

I love this.

What is going on?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Is this sweet?

If you want to keep winding
Eddy up and playing with

his feelings, I'm going
to wind you up even more.

You know what? [bleep] off.

You shouldn't be here.
You don't deserve to be.

You're not winding Jenna up?

You know what like,
I'm the deck stew.

I've got
the head of the department.

Get off the boat.
Get off the boat.