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[sniffles] and I was
doing so good...
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then last night
I went online
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[sobbing gasps]:
and... and...
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[sniffles]
and...
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Oh, for God'’s sake,
you'’re like a cat
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trying to cough up
a hairball!
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And what?!
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Then I found out
how much it'’s gonna cost!
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For two more years
of college
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and three years of law school,
I need two... h...
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[sniffles]
two... two...
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Two what?!
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$200,000!
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[sobbing]
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Poor thing.
No wonder she'’s crying.
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All night. I had to make
her sleep downstairs.
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Where am I gonna get
that kind of money?
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[sniffles]
I'’m a waitress.
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People are gonna have to
leave me thousand-dollar tips.
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And I'’m not that good
a waitress!
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She'’s really not.
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CHRISTY:
Anyway,
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I know I'’m supposed to end...
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[sniffles]
on an up note, so, um...
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I'’m grateful to be sober...
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[sniffles]
and...
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and...
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...and...
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Clap. Put her out
of her misery.
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Thank you.
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♪
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[sniffling]
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[whimpering]
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How'’s the peach pie?
Is it worth it?
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I think so.
You want some?
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Just a nibble.
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[whimpering,
sniffling]
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Oh! So worth it.
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Christy.
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Would you pass me
the sweetener?
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[whimpers]
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Ladies, can we please show
a little compassion
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for our friend?
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Hey, I showed compassion
for 22 hours.
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Right now this is
just white noise.
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Sweetie, how much
is it gonna cost
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for just one semester
of college?
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$8,423...
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[crying]:
plus books.
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Okay, then you don'’t
need $200,000,
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you just need that.
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Yeah, I guess.
[sniffles]
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You have to start looking
for scholarships, student loans,
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anything
you can get your hands on
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to help you pay
for the first semester.
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[sniffles]
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Okay. I could do that.
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There you go.
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One step at a time.
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Thanks, Marjorie. [sniffles]
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You always know
how to calm me down.
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And didn'’t you tell me you
had some money set aside?
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$4,000. But I spent it
on my daughter'’s wedding dress,
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and now
she'’s not getting married!
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[Christy sobbing loudly]
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Nice. She'’s sleeping
at your house tonight.
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♪
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Feeling better?[sighs]: Yeah.
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Marjorie'’s right.
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I just got to take this
one step at a time,
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roll with the punches.
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Oh, hey, you'’re home early.
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Are you kidding me?!
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Oh!
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[Christy sobbing]
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[door closes]What'’s her problem?
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Seriously?
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Think about it.
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For how long?
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♪
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You did this to me.
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What did Ido?
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I'’m talking to the dress.
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Ah. It'’s not talking back,
is it?
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How can she afford pot?
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How can she afford anything?
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I just told her, if she'’s gonna
live here, she has to get a job.
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Great. She can be the budtender
at the pot store.
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Actually, uh,
that'’s not an entry level job.
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You know I'’m gonna have to pay
for her school, too.
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Says who?Says me. What kind of mother
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would I be if I didn'’t help
my daughter get an education?
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I didn'’t help you--
does that make me a bad mother?
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It'’s one of the things, yeah.
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Okay, let'’s try this
another way.
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How much more money
are we talking about
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for her to go to school?
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[sighs]
Same as me, I guess.
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Eight, nine grand a semester.
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All right, so what'’s
the first thing you need to do?
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[sighs]
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There'’s only one thing I cando.
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[Christy sobbing loudly]
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[Christy continues sobbing]
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♪
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Psst.
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Hey. Size two, gettin'’ married?
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Come here.
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Let me show you something.
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Never been worn.
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Pay cash,
and I'’ll throw in the shoes.
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♪
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[door closes]BONNIE: Hello?
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In here.
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What'’s up?
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Just doing as I was told,
trying to find scholarship money
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anywhere I can.
Question:
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do we have any Native American
blood in our family?
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Ah. I did have
a Paiute boyfriend
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right around
the time you were born.
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Close enough.
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One-eighteenth Paiute.
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The Beer Distributors of America
give out a scholarship?
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Yes. And if anybody
deserves it, I do.
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"Napa Valley
Trial Lawyers Association."
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Yeah, that'’s a good one.
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But I got to go to a banquet
and give a speech
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on why I want to practice law.
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Really?
Let'’s hear what you wrote.
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Yeah?Sure.
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Great.
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"Good evening and thank you.
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"Ever since I was a little girl,
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I'’ve wanted to help
people in trouble."
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[snoring]
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Oh, screw you!
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Oh. Almost forgot.
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The Bonnie Plunkett
Scholarship--
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no boring speech
necessary.
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Oh, my God.
Where'’d this come from?
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You'’re not selling
fake ecstasy again, are you?
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No. But for the record,
I never called it ecstasy,
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I just walked
around Coachella
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and offered people
$20 gummy bears.
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That money'’s from
Violet'’s wedding dress.
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You sold the gown of shame?
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Not only did I sell it,
I got invited to the wedding.
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You could be my plus-one.
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How much is here?$500.
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[exhales]
That dress cost me four grand.
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Yeah, and I sold it
for a thousand dollars.
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So wait, you'’re keeping half?
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You got a problem
with that?
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Yeah! I'’m trying
to go to college!
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Well, you should take
a business class
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and learn how
the world works.
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Mom!
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[groans]:
Oh, for God'’s sake.
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Thank you.Not so fast.
Tell me you love me.
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[groaning]:
I love you.
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Like you mean it.
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I love you.
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Now, was that so hard?
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I'’m such a whore.
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♪
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MAN:
All right, folks,
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this is the part of the evening
that always tugs
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at my recently scraped-out
heartstrings...
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where we offer a helping hand
to one deserving student
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who'’s seeking a career
in the law.
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Now, this year we have three
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outstanding young candidates
who will say a few words
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about why they want
to be an attorney.
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And we'’ll begin
with Christy Plunkay.
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Thank you.
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It'’s actually Plunkett.
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But I kind of like
the sound of Plunkay.
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It'’s more... funkay.
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All right, then, not fun-nay.
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[sighs]
Ever since I was a little girl,
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I dreamed of being a lawyer
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because I wanted to
make a difference.
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I wanted to help people
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like Atticus Finch did
in the inpsiring novel,
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To Kill a Mockingbird.
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I believe that the
real superheroes in our society
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are lawyers.
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Especially trial lawyers.
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Um...
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you know what?
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This is all crap.
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Let me tell you
why I'’m really here.
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I wasted a lot of my life
using drugs and alcohol.
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I was a complete and total mess.
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But three years ago,
I got sober,
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got my GED, finished two years
of community college
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with a 3.8 grade average...
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...all while I was working as
a waitress and legal secretary.
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At the same time, I was raising
my son and daughter,
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and caring for
my mentally-challenged mother.
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So, the answer to why
I want to be a lawyer is simple:
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I know first-hand what it'’s like
to fall through the cracks.
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And I also know
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what it'’s like to be given
a second chance.
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If you decide to help me out,
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your money won'’t be wasted,
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'’cause I have lived enough
to appreciate how precious
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an opportunity like this is.
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Thank you.
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Also, I never read
To Kill a Mockingbird,
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I just saw the movie.
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Where'’s Christy?Who knows.
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Elks Club, Lions Club,
Moose Lodge.
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Every night she'’s out begging
a different animal
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for scholarship money.
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Good for her.
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She'’s in the solution,
not the problem.
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You know,
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whenever you burp up
one of those clichés,
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I get a pain
right behind my eye.
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I know.
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I got this.
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I'’m sorry, what'’s happening?
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It'’s my treat.
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Yeah, I just don'’t understand.
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I came into a little extra money
selling Violet'’s wedding dress,
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and I want to buy my friends,
and Marjorie,
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coffee and dessert.
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She loves you, she just
doesn'’t know how to express it.
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Didn'’t Christy buy that dress?
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Yes.
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Then shouldn'’t
she get all the money?
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She thinks she did,
that'’s close enough.
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Anyway, I'’m looking for other
stuff to sell,
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you guys got anything
you want to get rid of?
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I have a Bowflex,
a Thighmaster, and an Ab Rocker.
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Still in their boxes,
I'’m guessing.
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That is so mean.
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And yes.
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I'’ll take it all.
Anybody else?
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Oh hell, I got a garage
full of stuff.
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You'’d be doing me a huge
favor by clearing it out.
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A huge favor?
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Then why don'’t you pay the bill?
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Well, freaky Friday'’s over.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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How'’d it go?
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Kind of a disaster.
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Where were you?
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Elks, Beavers, Woodchucks?
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The Shriners.
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When I told them I was sober,
they started to boo.
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Aw.
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Where'’s Violet?
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She'’s sleeping.
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At 9:00?
258
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:17,677
Apparently the good parties
don'’t start till 11:00.
259
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,854
Did she even bother
looking for a job today?
260
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,594
Who knows.
261
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,509
I don'’t have the energy
to fight with her anymore.
262
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,511
Well, lucky for you,
I'’m sitting on a lot of anger,
263
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:27,991
and I need to squirt it
at somebody.
264
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,560
[door opens]Wake up!
265
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,475
VIOLET: What the hell?
Give me back my blanket.
266
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,433
BONNIE:
It'’s my blanket, buck-o.
267
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,131
Now here'’s how
this is gonna go,
268
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,263
no more parties,
no more laying around here
269
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,438
smoking reefer.
270
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,309
VIOLET:
What'’s "reefer?"
271
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,963
BONNIE:
Shut up.
272
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,443
You have got till the end
of the week to get a job.
273
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,184
VIOLET:
Why are you being so mean to me?
274
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,403
My whole life
is falling apart.
275
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,665
Don'’t let her play you.
276
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,580
BONNIE:
Your life is falling apart
277
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,668
'’cause you'’re stupid!
278
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,322
Yes!
279
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,715
BONNIE:
You need to move
280
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,238
out of the problem,
and into the solution.
281
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,413
Ow.
282
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,544
VIOLET:
What'’s that mean?
283
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,372
BONNIE:
It means stop
284
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,374
feeling sorry for yourself
and get on with your life.
285
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:05,812
Mom.
What?
286
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,683
I love you so much right now.
287
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,642
Oh, okay, thanks,
I love you, too.
288
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,384
For your information,
I don'’t feel sorry for myself.
289
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,603
Get back in there!
290
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,304
Okay, that'’s it,
you'’re getting a hug.
291
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,750
[sighs]
So, what do you think?
292
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,187
Oh...
293
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,885
my God!
294
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,495
I know, it'’s a mess.
295
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,106
Can'’t even park
my Range Rover in here
296
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,629
'’cause of these damn Jet Skis.
297
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:43,414
Since when do you play drums?
298
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,199
My ex-husband took lessons.
299
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,374
Really?
300
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:47,418
Yeah.
301
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,072
He had no rhythm in bed,
302
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,946
I don'’t know why he thought
he could play the drums.
303
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,599
What is that?
A hang glider?
304
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,732
Yeah, he was into all kinds
of extreme sports.
305
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,691
Hmm, explains why
he married an alcoholic.
306
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,432
So all this stuff is his?
Yep.
307
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,520
And he doesn'’t want it?
308
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,087
Oh, he wants it.
309
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,959
So how soon can you
get it all out of here?
310
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,618
I don'’t know, Marjorie,
I did everything you said.
311
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:17,144
I applied for, like, ten
scholarships and got nowhere.
312
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,799
Yeah, I could apply
for a student loan,
313
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,975
but I'’ll never get out
from under it.
314
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,891
Yes, I'’m staying positive.
315
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,197
[sighs]
316
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,808
Yes, I know
it'’s all in God'’s hands.
317
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,940
[mouthing]
318
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,682
Behind you.
319
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,771
I got to go,
my mother has a canoe.
320
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,294
It'’s a kayak.
321
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,339
Open 1A.
322
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,080
What'’s happening?
323
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,516
Hang on, let me put this down.
324
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:45,825
Where did you get that thing?
325
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:46,956
Jill'’s garage.
326
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,392
She gave it to me to sell.
327
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,438
I got stuff from everyone.
328
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,875
Does Mrs. Hathaway know you'’re
using her apartment for storage?
329
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:56,009
Mrs. Hathaway is in the hospital
in critical condition.
330
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,141
She does not need the stress
of hearing from me.
331
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,535
Then I guess
you'’re in business.
332
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,102
I even came up with a slogan,
333
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,843
"Don'’t junk it, Plunkett."
334
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,757
How about,
335
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,803
"Don'’t throw it away, Plunkay."
336
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,544
What'’s "Plunkay?"
337
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,807
Never mind.
I got to get to work.
338
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,983
Is Violet here? I could use some
help with the Jet Skis.
339
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,203
Believe it or not, she
and a bunch of her girlfriends
340
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,508
went to Lake Tahoe
for the weekend.
341
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:18,553
What?
342
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,120
I told her to find a job.
343
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,773
And I told her
to do the laundry,
344
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,037
and I'’m still wearing
yesterday'’s pants.
345
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,603
Hey, ask around
at the restaurant,
346
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,214
see if anybody
wants to buy a guitar
347
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,824
autographed by Sammy Hagar.
348
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,395
Working on scholarships?
349
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,179
No.
350
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,964
Trying to find out if
the government breaks your legs
351
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,227
when you can'’t pay back
your student loans.
352
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,012
Why do you assume you won'’t
be able to pay them back?
353
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,362
After you graduate,
you'’re gonna be a rich attorney.
354
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:48,104
I was never doing this
to become a rich attorney.
355
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,324
I want to help people
who are in trouble, you know?
356
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,847
The downtrodden.
357
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,544
Oh honey, when are you gonna
figure it out?
358
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:56,547
Weare the downtrodden.
359
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,115
Make a lot of money
so we can be the "up-trodden."
360
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,770
[door opens]
VIOLET:
Hello?
361
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,120
Oh, crap. In here!
362
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,818
You want me to take this?
363
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,211
No, she'’s my fault.
364
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,386
Oh.
365
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,735
Hey.
366
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,433
Hey, how was your weekend?
367
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,477
It was great.
368
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,131
I won $38 at the casino.
369
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,786
Look at that, Christy,
your money problems are over.
370
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:21,050
Yeah, turns out I'’m really good
at slot machines.
371
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,835
Anyway, the best part is
I got a job.
372
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,402
Really? Where?
373
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:26,577
At Harrah'’s.
374
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:27,839
I'’m gonna be a blackjack dealer.
375
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,496
Wait a minute,
you'’re moving to Lake Tahoe?
376
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,151
Yeah, my friend Lindsay'’s dad is
a pit-boss and he hooked us up.
377
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,631
We'’re gonna share an apartment
and go to dealer school.
378
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,980
It'’ll be a blast.
379
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,329
But what about
finishing college,
380
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,461
making something of your life?
381
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,419
I am making something: money.
382
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,508
When people win at blackjack,
they give you a tip.
383
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,294
So I figure, all I got to do
is make sure that they win.
384
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,125
Oh, God, she'’ll be
stripping in a month.
385
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,387
May I step in?
386
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,736
Have at it.
387
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,912
That sounds like
a terrific plan, Violet.
388
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,392
Good luck.
389
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,611
That'’s how you
step in? Step out.
390
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,874
What? She'’s an adult.
391
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,833
Maybe college isn'’t
the right thing for her now.
392
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,966
So you'’d rather have
her deal blackjack?
393
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,793
No, it'’s a terrible idea,
394
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,491
but let her find out for herself
that she'’s an idiot.
395
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:13,189
Thanks, Grandma.
396
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,235
Anyway, I'’m gonna go lie down
for a little while.
397
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,584
I'’m going out later
to celebrate.
398
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,936
I can'’t believe this.
399
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,459
Hey, look at the bright side,
400
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,331
you now have one less
tuition to worry about.
401
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,333
I don'’t care
about the money anymore,
402
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,117
I just want her to be safe.
403
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,641
Hey, I happen to remember
another cute, young blonde
404
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,904
who left home early to find
her way in the world,
405
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,819
and she turned out just fine.
406
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,387
I wound up addicted to drugs,
alcohol, with a police record
407
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,606
and two children.
408
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,001
Maybe I wasn'’t talking
about you.
409
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:46,309
[bell dings]
410
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,919
Oh, my God.
411
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,661
I got the scholarship
from the trial lawyers.
412
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,620
Oh, honey, that'’s great!
413
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,448
It'’s like Marjorie says,
414
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,538
"When God closes a door,
he opens a window."
415
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,018
BOTH:
Ow.
416
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,028
ALL: ♪ Happy birthday,
dear Christy ♪
417
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:12,205
♪ Happy birthday to you
418
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:15,295
♪ Keep coming back.
419
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,999
Three years sober,
I'’m so proud of you.
420
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,349
Thanks, Marjorie.
421
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,177
I don'’t know
what'’s more impressive,
422
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,571
three years without a drink
or a whole week without crying.
423
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:31,963
[all laugh]
424
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,356
I just want to thank you guys.
425
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,879
I couldn'’t have made
it through this year
426
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,577
without you.
427
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,971
I'’d like to say that
you'’re all my family,
428
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,191
but that word has
such ugly connotations.
429
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,671
[all laugh]
430
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,240
How'’s it going
with the college tuition?
431
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,068
Almost there.
432
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,418
If I get the tax refund
I'’m hoping for,
433
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,202
grab some extra shifts
at the restaurant,
434
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,291
and perform my own root canal,
I might just make it.
435
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,553
[all chuckle]
436
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,860
Or...
437
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,080
you could have a mother
who wants to make amends
438
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,690
for not being there
the first time
439
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,909
you tried to get an education.
440
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,781
What'’s this?
441
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,000
I sold Jill'’s Jet Skis for...
442
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,263
how much did I tell you?
443
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,526
$5,000
444
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,484
Right, five grand.
445
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,225
Anyway, that'’s my cut and...
446
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,226
and now it'’s yours.
447
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,227
Good luck at school.
448
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:21,970
Oh, Mom, thank you.
449
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:25,191
[quietly]: Don'’t count it
in front of Jill.
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