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Hi.
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Hey.
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BOTH:
Bad news.
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BOTH:
Not again!
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You go first.
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Remember the temporary crown
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I got at that dental clinic
in Tijuana a few years ago?
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Yeah.
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I swallowed it.
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Total waste of 800 pesos.
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So you need
to go to the dentist.
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Yeah,
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and both my passports
are expired.
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What'’s your bad news?
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I got laid off.What?
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The restaurant'’s closing
for six weeks for renovations.
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And they'’re not paying you
during the down time?
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They'’re only carrying
the employees
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they can'’t afford to lose.
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Oh, well, then you'’re out.
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I'’d like to argue
with you, but yeah.
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So we'’re looking at
six weeks with no income.
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Wow. I should'’ve savored
that Mexican crown.
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Might be the last thing
I eat for a while.
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Hang on. Let'’s not panic.
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We just need to stay cool
and make a plan.
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You'’re right.
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We can think our
way out of this.
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[sighs]
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♪
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I think I'’ll just
stick with coffee.
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How '’bout you?
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I'’d like a bowl
of very hot water
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and six ketchup packets.
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Come on. You guys got
to order something.
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Yeah, I can'’t
enjoy my meal
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with you two shoving your
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[whispering]: poverty,
in my face.
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Why are you whispering?
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I'’m sorry.
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and filled with shame.
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Not until right now.
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Pick something
off the menu.
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My treat.
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Thanks, but we don'’t
need your charity.
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Chicken potpie
and a vanilla milkshake.
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Twice.
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If you'’re really up against it,
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Victor and I would be happy
to lend you some money.
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Thanks, Marjorie,
but as your friend,
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I have to tell you,
never lend me money.
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So how are you
gonna live?
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Well, for the time being,
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this one'’s job
covers the rent,
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but we still have
credit card bills,
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my student loans...
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My hillbilly mouth.
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Hey, why don'’t you
come work for me?
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Seriously?
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Yeah, I was
actually thinking
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of hiring
a personal assistant.
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To do what?
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Assist me.
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With my personal stuff.
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God, Jill, that'’d be great.
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MARJORIE:
Hold on, ladies.
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Friends working for friends
isn'’t always a good idea.
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Why do you always do that?
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Do what?
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Something good is happening here
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and you'’re all like,
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[whining]:
whaaa-whaaa-whaaa.
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[whiny]:
I am not.
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Jill, thank you.
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You'’re saving my life.
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When do I start?
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How about now?
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Here'’s a quarter.
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Go feed my parking meter.
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I'’m on it, boss.
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Oh, could you feed mine, too?
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Sorry, I don'’t work for you.
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See you later.
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What time are you
gonna be back?
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No idea.
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Did Jill tell you what
you'’re gonna be doing?
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Nope. She just told me
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to bring a laptop and a bikini.
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Seriously? A bikini?
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I'’m bringing a one-piece.
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I thought it'’d be
a little more professional.
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Okay, I gotta go.
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I don'’t want to be late
for my first day of...
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I have no idea.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Hello?
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No, sorry, no Linda here.
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That'’s okay. Bye.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Hello?
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MAN:
Is this Linda?
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Nope. Still wrong number.
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What were you trying?
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Uh, 707-637-5839.
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That'’s this,
but there'’s no Linda here.
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Oh, man.
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She blew me off.
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What'’s that?
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I met this girl
at a bar last night,
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and it looks like she
gave me a bogus number.
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Oh, yeah. I know that trick.
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I used to give
the Domino'’s number,
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so at least they'’d get
a pizza out of it.
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Hey, that'’s thoughtful.
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I try.
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Okay, well,
have a good day.
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Yeah, you, too.
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[cell phone rings]
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I'’m starting to see why Linda
gave you a bogus number.
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Oh, no, I-I'’m sorry.
I just have to ask:
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Why would a woman pretend
to hit it off with a guy,
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and then give him
a fake number?
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Lots of reasons.
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Maybe she didn'’t want
to hurt his feelings.
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Maybe she'’s married.
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Maybe he'’s just
a garden variety uggo.
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Well, I know
it'’s not the last one.
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A lot of women consider me
rakishly handsome.
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Are these women your mom
and your grandma?
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They'’re on the list, yes.
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Well, you sound
like a terrific guy.
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I hope you meet the lady
you'’re looking for.
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Thanks.
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It wouldn'’t happen
to be you, would it?
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Sorry. I'’m happily married
and have 11 children.
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No, you'’re not.
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How do you know?
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'’Cause no one
with 11 children
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is happily married.
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[sighs]
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Christy, I need you to make
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reservations for lunch
at Tra Vigne.
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Sure.
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For what time?
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I don'’t know.
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What time do you want to eat?
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How about after
our tennis lesson?
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That sounds good.
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We also have
to go shopping later.
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What do you need?
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A personal assistant
who dresses better.
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[vibrating]:
You'’re buying me clothes?
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Well, somebody should.
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Um, okay.
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Also, do you think
you could start talking
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with a British accent?
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What?
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Well, I just think
a British assistant is classier.
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[cockney accent]:
I'’ll give it me best, guv'’nah.
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Never mind.
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Now I feel like
I hired an orphan.
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How cool is that?
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How long were you a stuntman?
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MAN:
Over 30 years.
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Would I have seen you
in anything?
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Uh, maybe.
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Ever watched a movie where
a guy gets in a car
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and turns the ignition
and the car explodes?
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Yeah.
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I'’m that guy.
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Oh, my God.
I love your work.
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[laughs]
Thank you.
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So what do you do?
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Nothing very exciting.
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Really?
What'’s that like?
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Oh, you know,
when your toilet overflows
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and you call someone to help
and they never show?
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Yeah.
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I'’m that guy.
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Oh, man, I hate that guy.
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You'’re not alone.
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So how are we doing
on the meat loaf?
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I put the eggs in.
What'’s next?
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Add a tablespoon of curry.
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A whole tablespoon?
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Will you trust me?
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Fine. I'’m putting it in.
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Okay, now really
put it in.
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How did you know?
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We'’ve been talking a while.
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I get that you
have trust issues.
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Nice. A guy who listens.
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You sure you'’re straight?
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Yes.
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Said the man who'’s giving
you his meat loaf recipe.
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[door closes]
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CHRISTY:
Hey.
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In here.
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I... lovemy job.
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[sighs]
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Is that Christy?
Hi, Christy.
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Um... hi, voice.
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Adam, I gotta
call you back.
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You better.
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I mean, hey,
you do whatever you want.
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What was that about?
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Wrong number.
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What happened to you?
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Oh, this?
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Mm-mm.
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These are my new
work clothes.
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And so are these,
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and so are these.
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She took you shopping?
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Yep. I also got my hair done.
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Upstairs and downstairs.
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Got a little landing strip,
in case I get laid in the fog.
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How is getting waxed
part of your job?
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Jill wanted to see how it looked
on me before she did it.
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Ooh!
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I might be getting
new boobs next week.
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[laughing]
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You were totally right
about this movie.
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It'’s hilarious.
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ADAM: Different side of
Clint Eastwood, isn'’t it?
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You mean the side that
makes movies with monkeys?
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It'’s not a monkey.
It'’s an orangutan.
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And he was a real jerk.
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You'’re kidding.
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I wish.
I was his stunt double.
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Furry bastard wouldn'’t
give me the time of day.
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What'’s going on?
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Adam and I are watching...
what are we watching?
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Every Which Way
But Loose.
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Oh, yeah, with the monkey.
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It'’s an orangutan.
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That'’s my girl.
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Right.
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Can I talk to you
for a minute in private?
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Uh-oh, Bonnie'’s in trouble.
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Be right back.
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What are you doing?
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What? I met a nice guy.
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We'’re getting
to know each other.
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How do you know
he'’s a nice guy?I can tell.
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Did you Google him?No. We agreed
not to Google.
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Besides, neither of us
is looking to date.
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We'’re just enjoying
each other'’s company.
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You'’re not doing phone sex
or anything weird?
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Okay, first of all,
phone sex can be beautiful.
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And no, nothing'’s weird.
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All right.
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Where are you going so late?
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I have to go buy Jill
a box of condoms.
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And yes, it'’s weird.
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I'’m back.
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Everything okay?
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My daughter thinks
what we'’re doing is weird.
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Do you think it'’s weird?
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I don'’t care.
I'’m having fun.
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Me, too.
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You hungry?
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Uh, a little bit.
264
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,015
Come on.
Let'’s go make a sandwich.
265
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,148
Okay, now it'’s
a little weird.
266
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,417
Jill?
267
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:36,592
Thank God.
268
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,942
I was running out of dirty talk.
269
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,552
I didn'’t know what you liked,
270
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,859
so I got flavored, ribbed
and glow-in-the-dark.
271
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,253
I guess that'’s in case
you lose track of him.
272
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,255
Extra large.
273
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,561
You know me so well.
274
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,781
I didn'’t know you
were seeing someone.
275
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:52,956
Why didn'’t you tell me?
276
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:55,480
Well, he'’s very private.
277
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,482
[whispering]:
And kind of famous.
278
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,223
You'’re having celebrity sex?
279
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,921
Who is it?
Is it someone good?
280
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,357
I'’m sorry.
281
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:03,967
I really can'’t say.
282
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,142
Hey, you owe me.
283
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,361
I just got slut-shamed
284
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,450
by the cashier at the pharmacy.
285
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,626
No. Now I gotta go.
286
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,063
I got a semi-aroused
household name upstairs.
287
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,630
Wait, Jill, one more thing.
288
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:15,805
What?
289
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:18,460
Please tell me who it is?
290
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,244
Good night.
291
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,334
Wow.
292
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,772
A famous person'’s putting
on a condom that I bought.
293
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,778
[cell phone ringing]
294
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,433
Hey, you.
295
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,044
What are you doing?
296
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,002
Actually, you caught me
coming out of the tub.
297
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,048
I'’m dripping wet.
298
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,310
Really?
299
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,703
I just finished
working out,
300
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:47,402
so I'’m all sweaty,
and, you know...
301
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,578
feeling pretty darn good
about being a man.
302
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,495
What are you really doing?
303
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,323
I'’m in my underwear
eating cornflakes,
304
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,368
watching a dog show.
305
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,414
Looks like the Pomeranian'’s
306
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:02,373
going to take the
whole freakin'’ thing.
307
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,027
What are you
really doing?
308
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:07,204
I am totally coming
out of the bathtub.
309
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,641
[laughs]
Fine, be that way.
310
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,121
So what do you
got going on today?
311
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,732
Well, some stuff
around the building,
312
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,429
and then I'’m off
to an AA meeting.
313
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,213
Oh, you go to those
things every day?
314
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:20,217
Just when I'’m feeling crazy,
so yeah.
315
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,349
I'’m impressed.
316
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,698
Thanks.
317
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:23,873
[can opening]
318
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,135
That was a beer can.
319
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,789
I'’m toasting you.
320
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,051
Please tell me you don'’t
drink light beer,
321
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,226
'’cause that'’s a deal breaker.
322
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,401
Light beer?
323
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,576
None of the buzz
and all the pee?
324
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,926
No, thanks.
325
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,971
Oh, my God.
326
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,494
Why don'’t you two
just meet already?
327
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:37,669
Mind your own business.
328
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,976
Adam, are you
a serial killer?
329
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,630
Uh, no.
330
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,154
Big cereal eater, though.
331
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,461
There you go.
Nice guy. Nice lady.
332
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:47,810
Hang up the phones,
pop a mint,
333
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,203
and go get a cup of coffee.
334
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,770
Get out of here.
Go to work.
335
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,903
Sorry about that.[door closes]
336
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,426
She'’s a little pushy.
337
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:58,342
Wonder where she
gets it from.
338
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,692
I mean, uh,
we don'’t need to meet, right?
339
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,346
This is fun the way it is.
340
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,783
This is great.
341
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,393
I'’ve said things to you
342
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,090
I'’ve never been able
to say to anyone else.
343
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,878
Hello?
344
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,270
Did I lose you?
345
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:16,143
No. I-I'’m just thinking.
346
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,277
I'’m a little curious.
347
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,540
Yeah, me, too.
348
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,805
I mean, we did already
take a nap together.
349
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,373
That'’s true.
350
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,463
You snore, by the way.
351
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,945
Sorry. 20 years of cocaine
will make you a mouth breather.
352
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:39,383
So should we do it?
353
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,690
Yeah. Sure.
354
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,040
Okay. Great. Tonight.
355
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,781
Burgundy Bistro.
356
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,783
8:00 and I'’ll wear a red scarf.
357
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,829
I'’ll wear a Raiders cap.
358
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,832
Well, the Niners would
be better, but okay.
359
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,616
Oh, wait, you'’re not hiding
a bald spot, are you?
360
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,052
Are you kidding me?
361
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:59,316
I'’ve got the hair
of three men.
362
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:02,450
As long s it'’s on your head,
I'’m in.
363
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,021
Again, I'’m really sorry.
364
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,849
Oh, stop. It'’s fine.
365
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,807
Are you sure,
'’cause I'’d be happy
366
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,940
to look into getting you
a new tennis coach.
367
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,420
There is nothing wrong
with my tennis coach.
368
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:17,857
You just got lucky.
369
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,598
You'’re right.
370
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,862
Three sets in a row.
371
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,342
Okay. I think we'’re
done for today.
372
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,257
Thank you very much.
373
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,868
Oh, okay.
374
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,174
So as of now,
I'’m off the clock?
375
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,655
You are off the clock.
376
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,658
So I can speak to you
as a friend.
377
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,355
Of course.
378
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,575
Who'’s the famous guy
you'’re sleeping with?
379
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:43,186
I can'’t tell you that.
380
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,667
Why?
381
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,364
It'’s complicated.
382
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,844
What do you mean, complicated?
383
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,326
Oh, he'’s married.
384
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,025
Oh, Jill,
Jill, Jill, Jill.
385
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,027
See? This is why.
386
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,116
Hey, I am not judging you.
387
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,378
I'’ve made the same mistake.
388
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:02,727
Not with a famous person.
389
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,642
My guy was a loser.
390
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,732
The point is,
it never ends well.
391
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,387
Thank you for your concern.
392
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,519
Are we done now?
393
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:12,737
No.
394
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,217
You'’re a smart, beautiful woman.
395
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,697
You don'’t have to settle.
396
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,438
I'’m not settling.
397
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,093
We'’re very happy
with the way things are.
398
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,398
Oh, really?
399
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,748
Does your big celebrity
have any kids?
400
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,881
Two.
401
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,274
But they'’re very unpleasant,
402
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:30,233
so your heart
doesn'’t go out to them.
403
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,758
Do you really want to be
the kind of person
404
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,238
who breaks up a family?
405
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,893
I love him
and he loves me.
406
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,068
How do you know?
407
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,287
Because he told me.
408
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:42,985
Okay, he'’s just... he'’s waiting
409
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,508
for his daughter
to go off to college,
410
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,597
and then he'’s asking
for a divorce.
411
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,295
How old is his daughter?
412
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,514
Six.
413
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,866
Look, I know
what you'’re thinking,
414
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,390
but I'’m willing to wait.
415
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,045
He'’s worth it.
416
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,437
Oh, come on.
417
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,918
If he really loves you,
make him prove it.
418
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,441
Tell him to choose.
419
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,704
I can'’t do that.
420
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,402
Why not?
421
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,274
I don'’t know.
422
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:15,626
I guess '’cause I'’m scared
that if I push too hard,
423
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,933
I'’m gonna get an answer
I don'’t want to hear.
424
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,458
Okay, well, it'’s your life.
425
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,983
I just think you deserve better.
426
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,333
Thank you.
427
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,118
Now, if you'’ll excuse me,
I'’m going to go take a shower.
428
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,728
Jill, wait. One more thing.
429
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:31,903
What?
430
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,731
Please tell me who it is.
431
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,779
I'’ll let you beat me at tennis!
432
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,306
Ready to order?
433
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,004
No, thanks.
I'’m waiting for someone.
434
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,179
Oh.
435
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:02,021
I'’m sorry, but you look
horrible in that.
436
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,606
Oh, man.
437
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,608
She'’s beautiful.
438
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:39,145
I can'’t.
439
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,734
[crying]:
I can'’t believe
I took your advice
440
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,172
and told him
he had to make a decision.
441
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,522
Really?
442
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,915
Was that my advice?
443
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:15,485
I actually convinced myself
he was going to pick me.
444
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,052
But he didn'’t.
445
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,271
[blowing nose]
446
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,446
[snorts]
447
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,626
How could he give all this up?
448
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,062
[crying]
449
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,760
Oh, Jill, I-I'’m so sorry.
450
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,285
But isn'’t it better
you found out now,
451
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,243
rather than let him
string you along?
452
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,376
No. '’Cause now I'’m all alone
453
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,465
and miserable like you.
454
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,426
Hey.
455
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,601
Hey.
456
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:45,907
How did it go with Adam?
457
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,997
Um, nice guy,
458
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,218
but I don'’t think
there'’s any real chemistry.
459
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,958
Better off on the phone.
460
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,569
Oh, I'’m sorry.
461
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,787
No big deal.
462
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,224
What'’s her problem?
463
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,400
I broke up with you-know-who.
464
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:03,359
Oh, well, we both knew
that was gonna happen.
465
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,101
W-w-wait.
466
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,930
You know who
you-know-who is?
467
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,279
Yeah.
468
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,629
You told her and
you won'’t tell me?
469
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:15,154
She was there
when we met.
470
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,373
Let'’s go in the kitchen
and I'’ll make you some tea.
471
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,201
Thanks.
472
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,119
Fine. Whatever.
473
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,426
Keep your little secret.
474
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,601
I don'’t care.
475
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,259
Come on, you guys!
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