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CHRISTY:
Sorry I'’m late!
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Got stuck at work.
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Just in time.
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Pull up a seat.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Hey, Mom.
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This is dinner?
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Pizza and French fries?
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What is this, a bowling alley?
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He is not allowed any carbs
at your ex-husband'’s house,
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so we'’re lobbying
for his affection.
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Really? No carbs?
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Candace makes us eat sandwiches
wrapped in lettuce.
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I'’m sorry,
but that'’s not a sandwich.
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Aw, poor guy.
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Remind me to slip a dozen bagels
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in his overnight bag
before he goes back there.
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No pumpernickel.
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So what else is going on?
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How was your week?
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Fine.
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Mostly stayed in my room
and played Call of Duty.
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I thought Candace
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didn'’t let you play
violent video games.
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She didn'’t notice.
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She was too busy
fighting with Dad.
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Really?
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What about?
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Pretty much everything Dad does.
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[no voice]
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Did you hear anything specific?
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No, I put on my headset
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and just focused
on killing Nazi zombies.
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And a grateful nation
thanks you.
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Roscoe, if your dad
and Candace fighting
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is stressing you out,
I need to know.
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I'’m okay.
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When I need to relax,
I just jump into the Jacuzzi.
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It really takes you away.
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♪
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CHRISTY: Love you, sweetie.
Sweet dreams.
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ROSCOE:
Love you, too, Mom.
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If I make him pancakes
for breakfast,
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he'’ll be mine forever.
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Did you get any more dirt
on the unhappy couple?
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Only that Baxter spends a lot
of nights in the guest room.
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Only? That'’s huge.
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I know.
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I'’m trying to feel bad about it,
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but my face keeps doing this.
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Might be time to reconsider
Baxter having shared custody.
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Yeah.
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If my son'’s gonna be
in a toxic environment,
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he might as well live with us.
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We may be crazy,
but we can eat toast.
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Not tomorrow.
We'’re having pancakes.
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I don'’t want to oversell it,
but Car and Driver
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called this baby
the Korean Maserati.
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Baxter?
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Hang on.
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Feel free to sit inside.
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There'’s 11 cup holders.
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See if you can find them all.
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Hey, this is a nice surprise.
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Lookin'’ for an economy car
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that J.D. Power calls
"surprisingly acceptable"?
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No, actually, I need to talk
to you about our son.
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He okay?
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Yeah, fine.
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We just need to talk.
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Um, okay, my manager'’s watching.
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Do you mind if I pretend
you'’re a customer?
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If you don'’t mind me pretending
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I have enough money
to buy a car, sure.
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Step right in, ma'’am.
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Good news, you can drive
this beauty off the lot,
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no money down,
no payments for a year.
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How do we do it?
We'’re crazy, is how!
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So, what'’s up?
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Well, last night
Roscoe mentioned
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that there'’s a lot of tension
in your house.
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Ah, damn.
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He'’s feeling it, Baxter,
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and I'’m a little
worried about him.
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I'’m sorry.
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I bought him
noise-canceling headphones,
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but they don'’t cancel Candace.
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Would it be better if he stayed
with me until things calm down?
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Probably.
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Not that it'’s any
of my business,
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but what'’s going on?
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I don'’t know.
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The closer we get to
the wedding, the more we fight.
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It'’s over everything:
the band, the guest list...
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you'’re not invited, by the way.
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You suggested
inviting your ex-wife?
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Yeah, and she threw
a SlimFast at me,
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which, even though it'’s only
190 calories, still hurts.
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Don'’t tell me, she'’s dieting
to fit into the wedding dress?
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Yeah, that'’s not gonna happen.
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Unless, you know,
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she gets trapped
in a mine for a month.
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Baxter, all brides
are stressed out.
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You weren'’t.I was trippin'’ on mushrooms.
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I thought I was marrying
the Cowardly Lion.
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You kind of were.
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[chuckles]
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Man, I didn'’t know
how good I had it
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when I was married to you.
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That'’s really sweet, thanks.
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And if you ever want
to get out of this wedding,
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just say that to Candace.
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We did have some good times,
you and me.
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Yeah, we really did.
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So, are you gonna be all right?
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I guess.
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I hope you know
I want you to be happy.
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It'’s too late to be happy.
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The wedding invitations
have already gone out.
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[sobbing loudly]
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He just can'’t believe
the savings!
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Oh, and get this,
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Candace made him wax
all the hair off his body
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because he sheds
on her expensive sheets.
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All the hair?
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He must look like
a 200-pound baby.
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[laughter]
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It just ticks me off,
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because she doesn'’t
accept him the way he is.
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Isn'’t that our job as women?
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To reject a man as he is
and call it love?
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[giggles]
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Yeah, well, I just
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don'’t like seeing him
get pushed around.
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Hold on, is this
the same Baxter
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I'’ve heard you bitch about
at every single meeting?
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Hey, the only person
I bitch about
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at every single meeting is her.
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You are obsessed with me.
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And he'’s not the same Baxter,
he has changed.
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Is it just me, or does she have
a lady-stiffy for her ex?
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"Lady-stiffy"?
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[whispering]
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Oh.
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Ugh.
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But yes, I agree.
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Wendy, what do you think?
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Schwing!
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You'’re all crazy.
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I spent years with that guy,
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watching him get high
and fail at selling pot
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because he was too paranoid
to answer the door.
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Yeah, but he'’s
all cleaned up now.
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He'’s got a good job,
bright future,
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and without hair, probably moves
pretty quick through the water.
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[laughter]Christy, all kidding aside,
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do you still have
feelings for this man?
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Yeah, do you?
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Oh, my God!
You have to think about it?
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No, I don'’t!
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Then what was the pause?
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That was a normal,
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pre-sentence pause.
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Um...
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no, it wasn'’t.
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[women giggling]
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That'’s not fair!
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Your pause was way longer
than my pause.
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You still haven'’t
answered the question.
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I have no feelings for him!
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Okay, you answered
that weirdly fast.
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You did.
Too fast.
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Schwing!
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Oh, your skin
is so smooth,
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it'’s like having sex
with a dolphin.
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[timer dings]
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WENDY:
Did you guys
not hear the timer?
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Told you!
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Yeah, she still has
feelings for him.
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Hey. Not a single hair.
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[women laughing]
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Whoa!
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Want to talk about it?
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[knocking at door]
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Hey.
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Oh, hey, you'’re early.
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Sorry. Roscoe ready?
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No, he'’s on a bike ride
with my mom.
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Oh.
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Uh... okay if I hang out?
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Sure.
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You want a cup of coffee?
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Thanks.
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So caffeine'’s, like, the only
drug you have left, right?
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No, I had a cold
on New Year'’s Eve,
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and got to huff
a little VapoRub.
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Nice.
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Man, you and me had
some crazy New Year'’s Eves.
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And New Year'’s Days,
checking all the hospitals
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and jails trying
to find each other.
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You were always in
the last place I looked.
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So, what'’s going on
with the honeymoon?
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You make any plans?
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Two weeks in Italy.
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Ooh, that'’ll be fun
with no carbs.
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That'’s the least of it.
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Candace doesn'’t want us speaking
English while we'’re there
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so we don'’t come off like
stupid American tourists.
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But you don'’t speak Italian.
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[Italian accent]:
And there'’s the problemo.
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Thanks.
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So, uh, what'’s going
on in your life?
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Seeing anybody?
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No, not really.
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There'’s a guy in
my pre-law class
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who always saves a seat for me,
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so I guess
we'’ll see where that goes.
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Ah.
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He'’s 19,
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so it might be
more of a mom thing.
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A hot mom thing.
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[laughing]
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Oh, stop.
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BONNIE: We'’re back!
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In the kitchen!
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Hey, Dad!Hey, buddy!
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Well, well!
Look who'’s here!
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Good to see you, Baxter.
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Good to see you, too.
How'’s it going?
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Not bad. You?
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Good, good.
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Been here long?A few minutes.
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That checks out.
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Would you like a cup without
Sherlock Holmes'’s finger in it?
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Nah, we gotta get going.
Our movie'’s at 2:00.
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Mom, why don'’t you
come with us?
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Oh, uh, no, this is...
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time you spend with your dad.
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I don'’t mind.
Come on, Christy.
It'’ll be fun.
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Sure.
I don'’t see why not.
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I do.
Shh!
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I'’m just gonna need a minute.
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Meet you at the car?
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Great.
Let'’s go, buddy.
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This is cool.
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I'’ve never gone to the movies
with both of you.
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What are you doing?Nothing.
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Don'’t make
a big deal about this.
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She said, as she applies
slightly whorish lipstick.
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This is your lipstick.
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And I'’m not going
because of Baxter.
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I'’m going to spend time
with my son.
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Whew.
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The lies fell
from Christy'’s lips
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like cherry blossoms
in the springtime.
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Stop narrating my life.
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And with those words...
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she was gone.
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00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:33,458
♪♪
260
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,070
Oh, man, I miss sugar!
261
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,768
Yeah.
Me, too.
262
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,814
Candace thinks
fruit is dessert.
263
00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,468
Sometimes cheese.
264
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:46,428
Well, every once in a while
is not gonna hurt you.
265
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,864
Just don'’t tell Candace
about this.
266
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,953
I know.
Think I'’m looking for trouble?
267
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:54,305
And probably don'’t mention
that I'’m here.
268
00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,612
I'’m smarter than I look, Mom.
269
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,788
How'’s the happy family
doing here?
270
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,269
Um...
Oh, um, actually,
271
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,967
we'’re... not...
I mean, we were...
272
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,013
but now we'’re not, uh...
273
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,318
But we are happy.
274
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,233
In our individual homes.
275
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,018
Good for you.
276
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,152
I gotta take a squirt.
277
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,764
A squirt?
Where'’d he get that?
278
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,243
From me.
279
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,549
I don'’t want him
getting beat up at school
280
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:21,855
'’cause he'’s gotta go "tinkle."
281
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,030
That'’s smart.
282
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,511
Thanks again for letting me
tag along today.
283
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,122
This has been really fun.
284
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,559
Yeah, it has.
285
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,387
Do you ever wonder what
it would be like
286
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:35,085
if we, uh, met now,
instead of back then?
287
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:38,698
You mean with me sober,
and you with your life together?
288
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,395
Yeah.
289
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:43,659
Maybe it'’s crossed my mind
once or twice.
290
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,444
Me, too.
291
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,272
Too bad we messed it up.
292
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,188
A friend of mine
once told me that
293
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,755
sometimes you got to
mess it up the first time
294
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,410
to get it right
the second time.
295
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,108
He was talking about cutting
cocaine with baby laxative
296
00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,458
but it kind of applies
to relationships, too.
297
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,898
Baxter... do you think maybe
we'’re having this conversation
298
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:08,162
because you'’re getting
cold feet about the wedding?
299
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:12,079
Maybe. Or... maybe we'’re
having this conversation
300
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,343
because we'’re supposed to be
having this conversation.
301
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,870
So what'’s next
on the agenda?
302
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,874
♪♪
303
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,399
Hi. Christy.
I'’m an alcoholic.
304
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:29,879
GROUP:
Hi, Christy.
305
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,012
So, the last time I shared,
306
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:35,711
I may have been in a teensy
bit of denial about my ex.
307
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,757
GROUP:
Oh...
308
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,367
Nothing happened.
309
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,282
We just went out
to the movies
310
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,849
and for some ice cream.
311
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,764
GROUP:
Ooh...!
312
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:45,721
With our son.
313
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,331
GROUP:
Aw!
314
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,855
I'’m just gonna pretend
I don'’t hear you.
315
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,120
Anyway, I'’ve got a dilemma.
316
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,601
Especially if Baxter ends up
breaking off his engagement.
317
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:59,343
Which I think he might do.
318
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,171
Ooh!Oh, grow up!
319
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,045
But the truth is...
320
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:08,004
I think I have
feelings for the man.
321
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:11,051
I mean, he'’s nothing
like he used to be.
322
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:14,532
He'’s kind of a Baxter 2.0 now.
323
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,840
Whatever awful things I might
want to say about his fiancée,
324
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:22,149
she... did nag a lot of
the bugs right out of him.
325
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,107
Of course...
326
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:27,415
I'’ve also changed a lot.
327
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:31,332
So... maybe two,
new improved people
328
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,682
could make it work this time.
329
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,907
Okay.
330
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,778
Thanks for your support.
331
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:44,911
No, you grow up!
332
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,610
♪
333
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,962
[sighs deeply]
334
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,923
Well? You'’re not
gonna say anything?
335
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,707
I will,
I'’m just trying to choose
336
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,665
my words carefully, you idiot.
337
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,580
Why am I an idiot?
338
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,104
You said it yourself.
339
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,193
Candace is the reason
you like Baxter now.
340
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,021
No! That is not what I said.
341
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,197
It'’s exactly what you said.
342
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,546
When he was with you,
he was a mess.
343
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,026
She cleaned him up.
344
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,201
What do you think'’s
gonna happen,
345
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,593
if you get back together?
346
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,247
Um...
347
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,510
we'’ll live happily ever after?
348
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,686
Ha! I give it a week
349
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,297
before he'’s unemployed,
smoking pot,
350
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,821
and you'’re all living in
a van full of back hair.
351
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,518
You'’re wrong!
352
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,433
You weren'’t there when
we took Roscoe out for the day,
353
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,565
and we were
a family again.
354
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:31,914
Oh, and that'’s another thing.
355
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,742
What about Roscoe?
356
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,657
If you try and get back together
with Baxter and it blows up,
357
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,180
what happens to him?
358
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,663
Man, if this isn'’t
an advertisement
359
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,360
for taking the bus,
I don'’t know what is.
360
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,363
♪
361
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,888
[knocking on door]
362
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,455
[Christy sighs]
363
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,718
Who the hell is that?
364
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,380
Marry me. Again.
365
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,600
What?
366
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:06,818
You know we'’re both feeling it.
367
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,994
Let'’s just do it.
368
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,604
Oh, my God.
369
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,088
Wait a minute...
370
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,916
What are you doing?
371
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:20,920
How much weed
did you smoke?
372
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,443
I didn'’t smoke anything.
373
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,097
Baxter...
A little bit.
374
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,316
Baxter...!A normal weeknight amount.
375
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,362
Baxter...Why do you keep
saying my name?
376
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:29,929
It'’s freaking me out!
377
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,670
Come inside and keep it down.
378
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,411
Rosoe'’s sleeping.Right, right, right.
379
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:35,760
So, what do you say?
380
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:36,936
[sighs deeply]
381
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,589
I say my mom is right.
382
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,939
I'’m an idiot.
383
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,592
Why? What'’d you do?
384
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,726
I thought you changed.
385
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,771
I did!
But with you, I can change back.
386
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,556
I can be my old self.
387
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:51,472
Yeah, but you see,
there'’s the problem.
388
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:52,864
Your old self
kind of sucks.
389
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,217
Well, that'’s hurtful.
390
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:58,566
[sighs deeply]
Please tell me
391
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,263
you didn'’t break
up with Candace.
392
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,657
Oh, no. I wanted to see
how it sent with you first.
393
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,054
Oh, my God,
you'’re such a jerk.
394
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,884
Listen to me: you need to
go home and sleep it off.
395
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,234
But what about our love?
396
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,888
Our love is asleep
in the other room.
397
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,066
Now get out of here.
398
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,937
Okay.
399
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,460
But just so we'’re clear,
400
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,114
once I walk out this door,
401
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,073
that'’s it-- I'’m gonna
marry, uh... uh...
402
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,075
Candace.Candace.
403
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,861
And then there'’s
no going back.
404
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,167
You and I are done.
405
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,647
Oh, sweetie, that'’s not
406
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,346
the threat you think it is.
407
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,523
Okay. Understood.
408
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,351
You don'’t have
to tell me twice.
409
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,743
Oh, come on! Guys like me
don'’t come along every day!
410
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:46,788
Good night.
411
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,659
Look, I-- Ow!
412
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,445
And because she listened
413
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,013
to the words of wisdom
from her saintly,
414
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,189
but still do-able mother...
415
00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:01,020
...Christy made
the right decision.
416
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,196
The end.
417
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,678
[muffled; weakly]:
Last chance.
418
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,943
♪
419
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,645
♪
420
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,736
LANGUAGE INSTRUCTOR:
"Where is the train station?"
421
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,738
Dov'’è la stazione?
422
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,914
Dov'’è la stazione?
423
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,396
INSTRUCTOR:
"I'’ll have the fish."
424
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,267
Vorrei il pesce per favore.
425
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,747
I don'’t need this one.
426
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,314
[laughing]:
I'’m not gonna order fish.
427
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,014
INSTRUCTOR:
"What time is the opera?"
428
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,668
A che ora commincia l'’opera?
429
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,409
Oh, come on, Italian Guy,
430
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,324
how do I ask for weed?
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