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Well, that
was awkward.
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What?
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Did you not notice Steve leering
at me through the whole meeting?
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I didn'’t see
any leering.
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Oh, yeah, he was leering.
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He was eating cookies atme.
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How do you eat
a cookie "at" someone?
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I'’d show you,
but it'’d freak you out.
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Bonnie, I'’m not gonna
tell you I told you so,
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but maybe someone
could say it for me.
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She did tell you
not to sleep...
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Yeah, I heard her, Wendy.
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But what am I supposed to do,
go back in time and un-bang him?
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If I could go back in time, I'’d
totally un-bang Barry Slotnick.
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For me, it would be
Brad Hoisington.
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Oh, and his brother Dale.
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The drum roadie for ZZ Top.
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And not un-bang, re-bang.
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Okay, we'’re all sluts.
Moving on.
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Wait, I didn'’t go.
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The Korean guy who told me
he was Joe Montana.
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How do you mistake a Korean guy
for Joe Montana?
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I was drunk, and he kept
the helmet on till we were done.
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BONNIE:
Okay, you win.
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and I can'’t go back
to that meeting.
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I need to find one
where I can feel safe.
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Hmm, that'’s a toughie.
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Is there an A.A. meeting
in Northern California
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where you haven'’t
slept with someone?
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What are you insinuating?
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I think it'’s
pretty clear.
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You guys all get it, right?
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Why don'’t you go
to a gay meeting?
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Well, don'’t you have to be gay?
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No, you just have to be a drunk.
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Anything else you put
in your mouth is your business.
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Actually, that sounds
like it might be fun.
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You all saw that, right?
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No one eats a cookie like that.
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♪
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♪
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Welcome, welcome, welcome!
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Thank you.
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I'’m Milo.
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Bonnie.
Christy.
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So glad you'’re here.
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Are you new?
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No, we'’re here '’cause
this one slept her way
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out of our regular meeting.
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[laughs]:
Oh, honey.
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Been there.
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Yeah, we'’re usually at
South Street on Tuesday nights.
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Marjorie'’s meeting.
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Love her.
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Helped me get sober.
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How is that hag doing?
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[laughs]
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Still rocking a pant suit?
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[chuckles]
She is.
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She'’s got a serious
boyfriend now.
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Shut up. I thought there was
police tape over that thing.
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[laughs]
I like him.
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Well, come on in.
Snack table'’s over there.
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It is sushi night,
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so grab a spicy tuna
roll and settle in.
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Thank you.Thank you.
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Well, this is
perfect.
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Good-looking,
well-dressed people,
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and I haven'’t slept
with any of them.
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WOMAN:
Bonnie?
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Jeanine?
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Oh, my God, Aunt Jeanine!
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Christy Crackerjack,
is that you?!
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Look at you, you'’re
all grown up!
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Oh.
Oh.
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I can'’t believe it'’s you.
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Mom, look, Aunt Jeanine!
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Yeah, I see her.
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Kiddo, you realize I
wasn'’t really your aunt.
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Yeah, I know.
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My mom sat me down and explained
it to me when I turned 36.
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Hey, look at that, you have
slept with somebody here.
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How you doing, Jeanine?
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I'’m good.
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I beat cancer, I beat hep C.
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I had two angioplasties
and a hip replacement.
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I'’m like the bionic lesbian.
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So how long you been sober?
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Ooh, six months.
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This time.
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Well, good for you.
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I'’m going on 28 years.
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Wow. What'’s your secret?
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I haven'’t had a drink
in 28 years.
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But I have thought
about you a lot.
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Yeah, me, too.
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About you.
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Okay, listen, good to see you.
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Maybe, uh, after the meeting,
we can catch up.
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Yeah, I'’d like that.
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Okay. Excuse me, I got to go
get this party started.
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Paul.
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Play me in.
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[piano playing
"New York, New York"]
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How great is it
to see Jeanine?
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Yeah, terrific.
Let'’s go.
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Hold on, hold on!
Sashimi!
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♪
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So let me get this straight.
You lived with this woman?
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For about a year.
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And during this time,
did you do gay things with her?
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Gay things were done.
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What kind of gay things?
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What difference does it make?
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I'’m having trouble picturing it.
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Then stop.
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Were you in love?
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It'’s complicated.
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When we met, I was experiencing
financial difficulties.
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We were living
in our car.
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Which was parked
in a lovely neighborhood.
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Anyway, I met Jeanine,
she was a blast.
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I knew she liked me,
she loved Christy.
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So I decided, "What the hell?"
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I'’ve faked it with a man,
I can fake it with a woman.
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[sighs]
So bottom line,
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you pretended to be in
love with this woman
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in order to keep a
roof over your heads.
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Yes, Marjorie,
just as at other times,
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I'’ve pretended
to be a nun, Geena Davis,
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and a USDA meat inspector.
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Oh, yeah, we did
eat well that summer.
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So how did it end
with you two?
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I realized Jeanine was
getting kind of serious,
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so I did the decent thing:
I packed up Christy,
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and we snuck out
in the middle of the night.
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I was told we were
going to Sea World.
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I told you were going
to "see the world."
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And we did.
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Sounds like you owe
this woman an amends.
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Oh, for God'’s sake, Marjorie,
I can'’t possibly make amends
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to every single person
I'’ve screwed over.
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Why not?
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Well, for starters,
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when am I gonna be
in Japan again?
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♪
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Thanks again
for seeing me.
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Hey, I was happy
to get the call.
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So you still in real estate?
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Number one salesperson
in my firm.
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Ever since they legalized
gay marriage,
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there'’s a queer tidal wave
headed for the suburbs.
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[chuckles]
Nice.
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Yeah, me and Restoration
Hardware: big winners.
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Who'’s this?
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That'’s Lenore.
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She came along after you.
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Oh, that'’s nice.
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Is she around?
I'’d love to meet her.
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Yeah, right on the mantle.
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Bonnie, Lenore.
Lenore, Bonnie.
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I'’m so sorry.
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How did she die?
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Doing what she loved most:
mountain climbing.
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Well, in this case,
mountain falling.
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[chuckles]
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Uh, I'’m sorry.
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Don'’t be. She would have
loved that joke.
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You gonna tell me
why you'’re here?
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Why do you think?
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I need to make amends.
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You were so good
to me and Christy,
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and I just...
treated you horribly.
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I accept your amends.
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Really?
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It'’s that easy?
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Well, in all fairness,
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I did my best to keep you loaded
so you'’d stick around.
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So I guess I owe you
an amends, too.
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Wait, I'’m confused.
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All these years,
I thought I was the one
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who took advantage of you.
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Now you'’re saying
I was the victim?
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[scoffs]
Some victim.
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I kept a well-stocked bar,
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I tossed you a couple
of Quaaludes,
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and you lived with me
for two years rent-free.
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Two years?
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Time flies when you put
bourbon on your pancakes.
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Huh.
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Okay, well, mm-hmm.
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What do you say
we just call it even?
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Works for me.
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You hungry?
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I guess I could eat.
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Come on, I'’ll throw a couple
steaks on the grill.
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Sounds good.
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All right.
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I'’m really glad we
could reconnect.
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Me, too.
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I would have
laid even money
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you'’d be dead or
in jail by now.
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Technically, I'’ve been both.
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[laughs]
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♪
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This is always
a hard day for me.
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Four years ago,
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I finally found the courage
to come out to my father.
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[sobbing]
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He hasn'’t spoken to me since!
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It'’s just so hard...[quietly]: A piano player?
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Sushi?
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I swear, it was all here.
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♪
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Why aren'’t we using
the dishwasher?
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I like it better this way.
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It'’s soothing.
218
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Although you still
cannot dry a dish.
219
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What?!
Look at it.
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It'’s wetter than
when I handed it to you.
221
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Well, then give me
a better towel.
222
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Really?
223
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You'’re blaming the towel?
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You'’d rather I blame you
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for not using
the friggin'’ dishwasher?
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[chuckles]
227
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Same old Bonnie.
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Hey.
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Can I ask you something?
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Sure. Anything.
231
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You know what?
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Never mind.
233
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Ugh, I always hated
when you did that.
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Ask me.
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Okay.
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Back when we were a couple,
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were you just going
through the motions,
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or did you have
any feelings for me at all?
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00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,327
Of course I had
feelings for you.
240
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:11,812
I mean, as much as I was capable
of having feelings for anybody.
241
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You know, I was devastated
when you left.
242
00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,426
I know.
243
00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:20,081
When I saw you walk
into that meeting,
244
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I thought my heart was gonna
jump out of my chest.
245
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,782
Yeah, I got a little jolt, too.
246
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Ooh.
Oh, geez.
247
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I'’m sorry.
Oh, God.
248
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,091
Are you okay?
Yes.
249
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♪
250
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Hi.
251
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Hey.
252
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How'’d it go
with Aunt Jeanine?
253
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Would you please stop
calling her Aunt Jeanine?
254
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,294
Fine.
255
00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,731
How'’d it go with
your former lesbian lover?
256
00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,040
It went great.
257
00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:08,346
I made my amends,
we talked about old times,
258
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,521
had a couple steaks.
259
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,175
That'’s it?
260
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:14,004
No dipping your toe
back in the lady pond?
261
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,311
Don'’t be silly.
262
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,965
So...
263
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:20,663
all parties remained dry.
264
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,143
Hey.
265
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,971
I am your mother.
Show a little respect.
266
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,320
Oh, please, we'’re way past that.
267
00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:27,714
Good night.
268
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,324
Night.
269
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,937
Okay.
270
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,635
I dipped my toe, I dipped
my face. Everything got dipped.
271
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:36,679
What?
272
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,376
It just happened.
273
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,204
One thing led to another.
You know how it is.
274
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,553
No, I don'’t.
275
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,338
I'’m team penis,
always have been.
276
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,559
So what does this mean?
277
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,996
Now you'’re gay?
278
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,693
No.
279
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,348
I mean, for an hour and
a half, yes, but no.
280
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,263
An hour and a half?
281
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:58,527
We'’re women; there
was lots of cuddling.
282
00:10:58,614 --> 00:10:59,876
I don'’t understand.
283
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,704
How can you flip-flop like that?
284
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:02,923
I don'’t know.
285
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,228
I dropped a plate,
we bumped heads.
286
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,056
I might have had
a concussion.
287
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:09,059
So what happens now?
288
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,801
Does Christy have two mommies?
289
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,284
Nothing happens.
290
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,938
It was a fluke.
291
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,896
It was sex with the ex,
a one-time thing.
292
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,593
Does Jeanine know that?
293
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,900
Of course she knows; we'’re
mature, sober women now.
294
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,249
We understand what
this was about.
295
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,207
[cell phone chimes]
296
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:28,905
Ah, damn it.
297
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:29,906
What?
298
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,865
She sent me a poem.
299
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,564
♪
300
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,261
Wow, something smells good.
301
00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:38,393
JEANINE:
It should.
302
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,699
It'’s your favorite.
303
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,048
Oh, hi there.
304
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,005
Mm, hi.
305
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,573
Dinner will be
ready in 20,
306
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,706
so why don'’t
you go wash up.
307
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,055
Uh, okay.
308
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,404
Did we have plans?
309
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:50,884
No. I thought I'’d surprise you.
310
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,190
Well, mission accomplished.
311
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,193
How'’d you get in?
312
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,934
Christy Crackerjack let me in.
313
00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,283
Ah, sure.
314
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,155
Where is that fun-size treat?
315
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:02,504
Doing her homework.
316
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,897
Just like old times, huh?
317
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:04,941
You bet.
318
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:05,942
Excuse me.
319
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,248
Love that tool belt.
320
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,945
Very sexy.
321
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,599
Okay.
322
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,778
Hi, Mom number one.
323
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:19,303
Why didn'’t you call me,
text me, anything?
324
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,565
Oh, I don'’t know.
325
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,828
'’Cause I'’m a little stinker.
326
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:23,873
Want some bruschetta?
327
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,309
No, I don'’t want any bruschetta.
328
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,137
Your loss.
Jeanine grows her own basil.
329
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,443
Yeah, I know.
She showed me her garden.
330
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:29,792
I bet she did.
331
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,273
Hey, Bonnie,
you still hate mushrooms?
332
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,665
Actually, no.
333
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,277
Hmm, look at you,
trying new things.
334
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,457
I'’m gonna go out on a limb here
335
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:46,026
and say that you two gals
are not on the same page.
336
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,376
Now I remember
why I ran out on her.
337
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,507
She'’s crazy.
338
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:50,987
Interesting.
339
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,641
Couple of days ago,
Steve was crazy.
340
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,077
He was.
341
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,253
Last week, I was crazy,
Marjorie was crazy,
342
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,081
the guy at the gas station
was crazy.
343
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,953
So you see
what I'’m up against.
344
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,043
♪
345
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:06,263
[sighs] God,
I am so full.
346
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,613
I hope you left room
for blueberry pie
347
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,006
with fresh whipped cream.
348
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,356
Oh, no, Jeanine, no more food.
349
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,184
I'’m gonna have
to take my pants off.
350
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,664
Now you see
how it happens.
351
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:22,062
If you don'’t mind, I think I'’m
gonna have my dessert later.
352
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,367
You sure?
353
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,413
Yeah, I'’ve got
to finish my homework,
354
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,850
and I bet you two want
some alone time.
355
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,678
No need. We'’re fine.
356
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,027
It'’s okay, Mom.
357
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,507
I know you'’re
sexually active.
358
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,727
Thank you so much for dinner.
359
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,207
It'’s great to have you back.
360
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,730
Likewise, Crackerjack.
361
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,391
Honey, you want coffee
with your dessert?
362
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,871
No, I'’m good.
363
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,394
You'’re better than good.
364
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,482
You'’re great.
365
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,272
Jeanine, please sit.
366
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,273
L-Let'’s talk.
367
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,057
Is everything okay?
368
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,059
[sighs]
369
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,756
No, not really.
370
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:10,545
Listen, I'’m... really grateful
you accepted my amends.
371
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,158
But what happened after,
the kissing and...
372
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,814
...stuff...
373
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,729
was maybe ill-advised.
374
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,165
How so?
375
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,124
The thing is...
376
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:27,954
...I'’m not really into women.
377
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,608
Really?
You could have fooled me.
378
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:34,656
Hey, when I'’m doing something,
I like to do it well.
379
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,311
Look, don'’t get hung up
on the labels, okay?
380
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,008
Gay, straight.
381
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:42,142
The point is you and I have
feelings for each other.
382
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,361
We had '’em
a long time ago,
383
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,841
and we have '’em right now.
384
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,061
Well, of course we have
feelings for each other.
385
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,499
But?
386
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,154
You and I back together,
387
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,939
uh... it'’s not gonna work.
388
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,117
Okay.
389
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,118
I get it.
390
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,467
I'’m really sorry.
391
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:04,947
I never meant to hurt you.
392
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,644
At least this time,
393
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,559
you didn'’t run out
in the middle of the night.
394
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,345
Again, I'’m really sorry.
395
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,216
You know what, it'’s okay.
396
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:16,002
I'’ll just pack up my pots
and pans and get out of here.
397
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,960
Oh, come on.
You don'’t have to leave.
398
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:18,961
We'’re both adults.
399
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,354
We can have some coffee.
400
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,921
I can sit here and
enjoy your pie.
401
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,923
Yeah, yeah, I
heard it, too.
402
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,925
♪
403
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:31,060
So, Bonnie, did you ever
make amends to that woman?
404
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,715
As a matter of fact, I did.
405
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,673
For an hour
and a half.
406
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,242
Well, good for you.
407
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:42,158
The healing starts when we
clean up the messes we made.
408
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,161
Unless you'’re
making new ones.
409
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,468
Big, sloppy new ones.
410
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:54,388
Did you know my mom'’s amends
come with a happy ending?
411
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,999
Wait, more gay
stuff was done?
412
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,436
Bonnie, can I talk to you?
413
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,655
Sure, I guess.
414
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,397
Ooh.
415
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,094
More mama drama.
416
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,704
What'’s up?
417
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,402
Okay, well, I noticed
418
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,578
that you haven'’t been
coming to this meeting,
419
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,362
and I'’m guessing it'’s because I
made it uncomfortable for you.
420
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,799
A little bit, but...Let me... let me finish.
421
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:18,455
I get why you wanted to keep our
relationship on the down-low.
422
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,848
You weren'’t that into me.
423
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,850
And you know what?
424
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,504
That'’s okay.
425
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,245
I just hope we can go
back to being friends.
426
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,422
Does that mean you'’re done
with the weird cookie thing?
427
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,424
Yeah, sorry about that.
428
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,382
I was trying to be sexy.
429
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:33,340
JEANINE:
Bonnie.
430
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,430
Oh, boy.
431
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,694
What happened between us the
other night can'’t be a mistake.
432
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,565
We belong together.
433
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,524
Okay. Hold that thought.
434
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,530
Now do you get it?
435
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:50,574
Oh, please.
436
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:51,880
You call that a kiss?
437
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,363
Now I can
picture it!
438
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,108
Okay, that was pretty good.
439
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,500
I wasn'’t ready.
I want to go again.
440
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,941
This is exactly
what happened in Japan!
441
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,031
♪
442
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:19,995
Hola, mi nombre es Soledad,
y soy una alcohólica.
443
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,215
ALL:
Hola, Soledad.
444
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,000
[quietly]: You get
how ridiculous it is
445
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,784
that we have to go
to this meeting
446
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,482
to avoid people
you'’ve slept with.Oh, come on.
447
00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:30,527
Where'’s your sense
of adventure?
448
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,355
How am I supposed
to get anything out of it
449
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,965
if I can'’t understand
what they'’re saying?
450
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,532
Fine, I'’ll translate.
451
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:38,448
[speaking Spanish]
452
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,623
"I drank."
453
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,628
"I ruined my life."
454
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,503
"It'’s all better now."
455
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,982
Thanks, that helps.
456
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,723
Shh.
457
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,725
Dios mio.
458
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:55,813
Bonnie Plunkett?
459
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,860
AÁndale.
460
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,472
♪
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