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Hey.
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Where you been?
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At the mall.
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Wanted to buy you
some pretty maternity clothes.
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And?There are none.
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Here's a churro.
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What's all this?
Mm.
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The adoption agency sent over
some more profiles.
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What about the two guys
you liked in San Francisco?
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Yeah.
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I thought this was
gonna be their "gayby."
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They bailed.
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What happened?
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They asked if alcoholism
runs in the family.
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Our bad.Sorry.
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So, you find anyone
else you like?
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Yeah, lots of people.
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Um, these are
the yeses.
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And those
are the nos?
No.
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Those just fell and I wasn't
able to pick them up.
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Wow, all these people
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trying so hard to have
a kid and they can't.
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It's not fair.
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Yeah, all I needed to have you
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was a bottle of Jack,
an eight ball
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and a Supertramp album.
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Aw...
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I can never hear
that story enough.
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So how's Luke doing?
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He coming around
to the idea of adoption?
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I don't know.
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We're not talking.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just hoping
once I find the perfect couple,
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he'll realize
that this is for the best.
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Patty and
Russell Callahan.
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These people seem okay.
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Nice house, nice car.
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Uh-oh.
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They got married at Disneyland.
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Losers.
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Ooh.
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How about the Pattersons?
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They're into fishing, hunting
and amateur taxidermy.
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Passeroo.
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Mindy and Manny Klein.
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"We may be barren,
but we're really carin'."
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No, thank you.
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I'm kind of liking these people.
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Jeff and
Suzanne Taylor.
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They look sweet.
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There's just something
about this picture.
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If I fell and scraped my knee,
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I'd want this lady
to kiss my boo-boo.
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She's an artist
and he designs video games.
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Cute house.
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Little log
cabin-y, but...
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Wait, that's their lake house.
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Let's see the house house.
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ALL:
Oh, my God.
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To be honest, I've been
really struggling
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the last couple of weeks.
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My daughter's gonna
have a baby next month and...
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GROUP:
Aw.
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No, no, no.
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She's giving it
up for adoption.
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GROUP:
Oh.
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And that, right there,
is the hardest part.
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Telling people.
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Just today I ran into a friend
at the grocery store
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and she was all,
"Oh, you must be so excited
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about becoming a grandmother."
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I had to go through
the whole thing with her.
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I'm thinking of just
getting a T-shirt that says,
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"We're not keeping it."
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You know, a little picture of
a baby with a line through it.
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[sighs]
Anyway,
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my daughter's being strong,
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and I'm trying to be
strong for her.
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And my mom's around.
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Thank you.
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We'll take a ten-minute break.
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Help yourself
to coffee and cookies.
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Uh, hey... actually,
just coffee.
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I was in charge
of the cookies
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and the whole grandma thing
happened at the store and...
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Sorry.
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Hey.
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Hi. Christy, right?
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Yeah. Hi, um...
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Ooh, I know that
you're two weeks sober
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and were touched inappropriately
by your babysitter,
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but I don't remember your name.
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Steve.
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Steve! Right. Hi, Steve.
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Um, this is
my mother, Bonnie.
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Hello.
Yeah, hi. Steve.
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I got it.
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STEVE:
So, listen.
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Uh, just wanted
to make you aware
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that I practice family law,
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and in the event that you're
looking for an adoption attorney
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for your daughter,
I'd like to offer my services.
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Thanks, but we're good.
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We're just gonna let
the agency handle it.
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Ooh, you don't want to do that.
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Adoption agencies
only care about one thing:
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placing the baby
and getting their fee.
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What do you care about?
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Getting my fee.
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And you, of course.
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How much do
you charge?
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Well, my hourly rate
is $400...
Whew.
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$250.
Ha.
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$120.
Whoo!
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I can get my fee
from the adoptive parents.
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You're hired.
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Welcome to the team.
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I don't understand.
Why do we need a lawyer?
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Seriously? You grew
up in this family
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and you're questioning
the need for a lawyer?
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Okay.
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Where'd you find this guy?
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We, um...
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...recently heard him speak
at a social event.
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Oh, God, he's a drunk?
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He's not a drunk.
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Anymore.
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And he's free.
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[sighs]
Anyway, he says that
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you have to get Luke
to sign his rights away
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before the adoption
can go forward.
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How could I do that?
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Luke's dead-set against it.
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Hmm.
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Would you mind
if I talked to him?
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Yes, I would.
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Stay out of it.
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Hey, I am just trying to help.
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Believe me, I've got much better
things to do with my time.
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Next, please.
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Hey, Luke.
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Oh, hi!
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Can we talk?
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I'm actually
kind of busy now.
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Okay, I'll order something.
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How's the fried fish sandwich?
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It's a lightly-breaded
seafood treat.
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[quietly]: I don't
think it's really fish.
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Okay, then,
I'll take a cheeseburger.
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One cheeseburger.
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I need to talk to you
about the adoption.
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Yeah, I don't want
to talk about that.
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Would you like
fries and a drink?
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Sure. Small Coke.
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Look, I know what it's like
to have a baby at your age.
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I struggled
to make ends meet,
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and I'm still struggling.
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If you get
the large Coke,
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it's 50 cents cheaper
and you get a free toy.
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Sounds great.
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One Happy Slappy Meal.
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Here or to go?
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To go.
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Anyway, Violet found this
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wonderful couple
who really want to adopt a baby,
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and they're coming
by the house tomorrow.
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That's $4.28.
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[sighs]
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Why don't you just drop by
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and meet them
and see what you think?
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I already know what I think.
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Come on, Luke.
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Your order will be
up in a minute.
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Next, please.
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[baby crying]
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Coincidence?
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I think not.
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[mouthing]
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Seriously?
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That's my lawyer?
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You get what you pay for, honey.
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Talk to him.
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Well, isn't that rude?
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He seems to be in the
middle of a conversation.
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Go.
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What's going on, Counselor?
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Nothing, everything's fine.
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You sure?
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No, I can't do it.
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I've never practiced law
without being loaded.
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My brain is very
angry at me.
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We good here?
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I think he's detoxing.
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Really?
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You seemed fine
at the meeting.
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I was high as a kite
at the meeting!
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[doorbell rings]
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Okay, that's the Taylors.
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Nobody be themselves.
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Luke.
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Hey.
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What are you
doing here?
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I came to meet this couple.
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VIOLET:
How'd you even know?
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Your mother showed up
at my job and told me.
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I was in the mood
for a Happy Slappy Meal.
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Thanks.
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So you're okay with all this?
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I don't know.
I'm just here to listen.
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Knock, knock.
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Hi.
You must be Violet.
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Uh, yes.
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I'm Suzanne.
This is Jeff.
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I'm Jeff.
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Oh, please come in.
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Hello.
This is my mom
Christy...
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Hi, it's nice
to meet you.
...and my
grandmother Bonnie.
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Nice to meet you.And that's Luke,
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the baby's father.Hello.
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Hi.
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Hey. Oh, um...
sorry about the sweaty hands,
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I-I'm really nervous.
[chuckles]
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Me, too.
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And, uh, this is our
attorney, Steve Curtis.
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We can discuss my fee later.
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Please, come,
sit down.
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You have
a lovely home.
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Not really, but thank you.
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BONNIE:
So...
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you want to
adopt a baby.
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Yes, we do.
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You're in luck.
We have one.
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Quiet time.
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I read a lot
of profiles,
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and yours really stuck out.
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Oh, thanks.
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Suzanne did the artwork,
and I wrote the copy.
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She wanted to go with
the Helvetica font,
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uh, but I insisted on Courier
to make it easier to read.
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We compromised
with Times New Roman.
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Honey, they don't
want to hear that.
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Why?
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Everyone likes fonts.
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I like fonts.
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Wingdings are my favorite.
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Do you have any questions
you would like to ask us?
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Why can't you have
your own baby?
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Luke.
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No, that's a
fair question.
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We tried to get
pregnant for many years.
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It just didn't
work out.
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She has a tilted uterus,
and I have a low sperm count.
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It's like shooting blanks
into an empty canyon.
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No matter how many times
we had intercourse,
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nothing ever happened.
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And we tried
some pretty weird positions.
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Please go back
to fonts.
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TMI?
TMI.
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So, your profile said
you design video games?
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Yes, I design video games.
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Is that still too much?
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No, too little.
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Um, do you know the game
Clumsy Monkey?
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No way. I love
Clumsy Monkey.
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How do you get
past level seven?
267
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,492
Oh. [laughs]
That stumps everyone.
268
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,146
You have to get
the monkey through
269
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,191
the china shop
without breaking anything.
270
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,976
But he's so clumsy.
271
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,849
Try swinging
from the chandelier.
272
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,330
The chandelier.
Of course!
273
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:39,116
Anyway, we just want you to
know that if you do choose us,
274
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:42,380
we will do everything
we can to give your baby
275
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:47,037
a great life and love him
or her with all of our hearts.
276
00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:53,087
Hey, you're making the rest of
us look pretty bad here, sister.
277
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,523
[laughs]
278
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,745
What do you think?
279
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,486
I think you're
really nice people,
280
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:05,229
and I hope you have your baby
someday, but not this one.
281
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,144
Luke...I'm sorry, I can't.
282
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:07,797
No, Luke.
283
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,712
Luke...
284
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,020
[door closes]
285
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,370
[hushed]:
How am I doing?
286
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,553
I'm really sorry.It's okay.
287
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,989
We've been
through this before.
288
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,122
We had an adoption
fall through last year.
289
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,819
We walked the birth mother
through the whole pregnancy,
290
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:33,127
decorated a nursery,
were at the hospital
291
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:36,696
for the birth, and then
the mother changed her mind.
292
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,393
I actually tried
using alcohol
293
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,308
to numb my pain.
294
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,876
Well, we certainly
understand that.
295
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:46,836
I just did not like
how it made me feel.
296
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:50,187
And you lost us.
297
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,062
I think that if you give Luke
298
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,890
a little more time,
he'll come around.
299
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,501
I'm sorry,
but we already drove home once
300
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,504
with an empty baby seat
in the back of the car.
301
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,419
We can't
go through that again.
302
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,334
Let's go.
303
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,988
It was really nice to meet you.
304
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,641
It was nice
meeting you.
305
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,033
Good luck.
306
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,083
[sighs]
307
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,564
I better go check
on Violet.
308
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,523
Why don't you
get rid of him.
309
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:22,872
[sobbing]
310
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,576
[knocking]
311
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,754
What you doing?
312
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:35,885
Tossing out
all this college crap.
313
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,887
Why?
314
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,498
What do you mean, "Why?"
Because I'm not going.
315
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,413
I'll keep the baby,
316
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,851
and maybe when it's 16,
17 years old and hates my guts,
317
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,374
then I'll look at college.
318
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:50,378
Oh, they hate you
sooner than that.
319
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:56,993
Come on. Luke may
still change his mind.
320
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,561
And just because
we lost the Taylors
321
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,041
doesn't mean there's not
another great couple out there.
322
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,869
I wanted them.
323
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,827
You sure?
324
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,612
He's kind of weird.
325
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,790
Yeah, but he's cool weird.
326
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,226
Big Bangweird.
327
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:18,188
And she's, like, the best mom
you could ever ask for.
328
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:21,235
Okay, I'm just
gonna let that go.
329
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:25,935
You know what I mean.
330
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,111
I do. And I'm
letting it go.
331
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:33,029
I'm so sorry.
332
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,945
No, it's better this way.
333
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:39,557
[footsteps]
334
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,474
Sorry to break this up,
335
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,825
but we've got a
lawyer on the roof.
336
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:53,310
Here you go.
337
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,878
And enjoy your meal.
338
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,576
Excuse me, Christy.
339
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:02,015
Uh, a very young man is
asking for you at the bar.
340
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,408
I'm making up next
week's schedule.
341
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:07,542
Should I put you on it, or
will you be going to jail?
342
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:10,066
What? No.
343
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,155
He's my daughter's boyfriend.
344
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:15,942
It's too bad.
I was in the mood to judge.
345
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,945
What are you doing here?I need to talk.
346
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,382
But I'm in the middle
of my shift.
347
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,774
Now you know
how it feels.
348
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,561
Okay, what do you want?
349
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,128
I need some advice, and you're
the smartest person I know.
350
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,305
Oh, well, thanks,
351
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:34,612
and I'm sorry you don't know
more people.
352
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,527
The reason I don't want
to give the baby up
353
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,181
is 'cause I don't
want to lose Violet.
354
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:41,532
Wait, you're fighting
this whole adoption thing
355
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,099
because you're afraid
she'll dump you?
356
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,100
Well, yeah.
357
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,450
Violet's really smart.
358
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,148
Without the baby, she can go
to college and be somebody.
359
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,628
And I'm probably gonna
be flipping burgers
360
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,630
for the rest of my life.
361
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:56,286
Oh, sweetie, that's the wrong
reason to keep the baby.
362
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,462
What's the right reason?
363
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,464
'Cause you want a baby.
364
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,728
All I really want
is Violet.
365
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,687
[sighs]
366
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,907
Look, I can't promise that the
two of you are gonna be together
367
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,996
for the rest of your lives,
but I can promise you
368
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,346
that if you use this kid
as a bargaining chip,
369
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,477
you guys are done.
370
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,349
You think?
371
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,091
You want to make sure
that she doesn't outgrow you?
372
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:21,007
Then for heaven's sake, grow up.
373
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,182
Make something of yourself.
374
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:27,535
My father's pushing me to go
to a Christian university
375
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,753
and become a preacher.
376
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:29,972
That's cool.
377
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,496
What's stopping you?
378
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,542
I only believe in God
when I'm high.
379
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:40,461
All right, let's put a pin
in that and keep thinking.
380
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,946
You're sure you're okay
with all this?
381
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,121
Yeah.
382
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,645
Okay, Steve,
you're up.
383
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,691
[sighs]:
Okay.
384
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,568
Easy.
385
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,265
Easy.
386
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,227
Here you go.
387
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,404
The Relinquishment
of Parental Rights.
388
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,145
Sign here.
389
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,364
[sighs]
390
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,887
Proud of you.
391
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,541
You did this without
alcohol or drugs.
392
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,545
Thanks.
Thanks.
393
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,377
We're doing
the right thing, Luke.
394
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,121
So what now?
395
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,080
I have to file
this at court.
396
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,604
Can somebody
give me a lift?
397
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,127
You don't have a car?
398
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,476
I have a car.
I don't have a license.
399
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,698
We'll drive you. Come on.
400
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:44,220
Shotgun!
401
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,792
Do you still love me?
402
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,837
I never stopped
loving you.
403
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,279
Smartest person I know.
404
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,546
Can I say
something horrible?
405
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,722
Since when do you ask?
406
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,900
I can't wait for
this to be over.
407
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,510
I know.
408
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,686
I'm trying to hold it
together for Violet,
409
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:18,428
but it's like I'm waiting and
waiting for my heart to break.
410
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:22,128
Yeah, this is the hardest thing
I've ever gone through.
411
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,999
And I was raised by you.
412
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,089
Good one.
413
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,960
It wasn't a joke.
414
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:34,183
I just keep telling myself
that my daughter's gonna have
415
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,012
a better life
because of this decision.
416
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,274
College, maybe graduate school.
417
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,190
Yeah.
418
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,105
Why don't you go back to school?
419
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:47,240
Believe it or not,
I've been thinking about it.
420
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,198
That's terrific.
What do you want to do?
421
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,418
Promise not to laugh?
422
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:52,332
No.
423
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:59,687
Okay, well, ever since
I was a little girl,
424
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:02,124
I've wanted to be a lawyer.
425
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:05,301
Really?
What brought that about?
426
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,608
I don't know.
Maybe it had something to do
427
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:10,089
with watching the police
haul my mother off to jail
428
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:13,266
and wishing I could do something
about it.
429
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:18,836
So what I'm hearing is
I inspired you.
430
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,969
Yeah, that's it.
431
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,231
Hey, maybe you can ask Steve
for some advice
432
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,581
as to how to get started.
433
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,670
You know, after he stops
hallucinating.
434
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,456
I just might.
435
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,157
Wow. This is exciting.
436
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,507
Right?
437
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,900
Come here.
438
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,252
I am so proud of you.
439
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,776
Thanks, Mom.
440
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,343
To be honest, I've always
been a little embarrassed
441
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,780
you were a waitress.
442
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,662
I just want you to know
that you are always welcome
443
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,272
to be a part
of this baby's life.
444
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,100
It's totally your call.
445
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,018
I would like that
very much.
446
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,195
I'd like it, too.
447
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,718
Same for me.
448
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:15,589
Especially if we can visit
at your lake house.
449
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:19,897
Hey,
450
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,421
so what are your plans
after high school?
451
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,510
I don't know.
452
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:24,424
Probably go to the beach.
453
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,429
I think he means
long-term.
454
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,996
Oh. No idea.
455
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,390
How'd you like to
come and work for me,
456
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:35,609
learn how to design
video games?
457
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,567
Seriously?
458
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,308
Why not?
459
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,483
I was your age when I came
up with Clumsy Monkey.
460
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,876
That's so weird.
461
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,530
I was my age when
I started playing it.
462
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,663
Then it's meant to be.
463
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,230
Thanks.
464
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,884
Oh, oh.
465
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,277
[whispers]: You want
another kid, just say the word.
466
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,409
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