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Previously onMom...
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Alvin Lester Biletnikoff.
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Who's that?
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Your father.
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Do you remember Bonnie Plunkett?
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Bonnie.
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I'm her daughter.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm your daughter.
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Yeah, yeah, I got that.
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I can't believe
they found you guilty.
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I can. I stole $3 million.
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Maybe they'll send you to one of
those swanky country club jails.
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Get real. I'm a black woman
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who embezzled money
from white people.
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I'm going to jailjail.
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Someone's gonna buy my ass
for a Kit Kat bar.
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Well, it's only fair.
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Kit Kat bars helped
build that thing.
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I'd like to propose a toast.
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To Regina.
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Great friend,
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sober sister
and convicted felon.
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Tomorrow you'll be starting
your prison sentence,
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but you'll always be
on parole in my heart.
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My turn.
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Regina, you embezzled
$3 million
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from people who trusted you.
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You shouldn't go to jail.
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You should go to Wall Street.
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To Regina.
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Regina.
Yeah.
To Regina.
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Hey, look who's here,
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taking advantage
of her employee discount.
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Well, it's hard to
pass up 50% off.
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It's ten percent.
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Really?
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Everybody
stop eating.
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I'm kidding.
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Uh, so, what's the occasion?
Somebody's birthday?
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Um... no.
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Oh. Uh, is it one
of your sober anniversaries?
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I just ask 'cause you're the
only people in the restaurant
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drinking Shirley Temples
with shots of Red Bull.
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No, it's just
a little bon voyage
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for our friend Regina.
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Oh, wonderful.
Where are you going?
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Chowchilla.
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Ooh. Sounds fancy.
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[laughs]
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What's that,
a resort in the Caribbean?
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It's a women's prison
near Modesto.
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Ah.
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To answer your next question,
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I killed a nosey maître d'.
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Well, uh...
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[laughs]
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You go, girl.
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Uh, bon appétit.
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Please tell me
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that's not the married boss
you were sleeping with.
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It is.
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Oh. I pictured him hotter.
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Why were you
picturing him at all?
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I'm a lonely old woman with a
little cancer and a lot of cats.
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What else am I doing?
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All righty. Regina, I got you
a little going-away present.
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Oh.Oh, honey, you didn't
have to do that.
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Ah, just
open it.
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What the hell is that?
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A metal file for your escape,
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or if, you know,
you need to shank somebody.
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Thank you, baby.
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And the cupcake's gluten-free,
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'cause I know
that wheat makes you gassy.
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Mmm.
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I got you something, too.
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Ooh. What's this?
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[chuckles]
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Seriously? Lube?
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In case your cellmate
isn't big on foreplay.
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Okay, and this is from me.
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Oh.
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, what a
beautiful journal.
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Mm.
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I thought you could use it to
chronicle your spiritual growth,
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or write poems, or maybe even
pen a novel about your journey.
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I'm going to prison,
and you're giving me homework?
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Lube's looking better
and better, isn't it?
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Well, how are we doing tonight,
ladies?
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Everything's
delicious.
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Of course it is.
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Hello, Bonnie.
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Rudy.You're looking well.
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Of course I am.
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Are you seeing anyone?
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Anyone but you.
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All right, then.
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Excuse me
while I go molest your dessert.
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That's the chef
you were fooling around with?
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It is, indeed.
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Oh. I pictured him taller.
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Stop picturing.
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I should be back
in time for dinner.
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Till then, Violet's in charge.
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Where you going?
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Um, me and Grandma are taking
a friend of ours to...
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visit her sister.
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Is her sister in prison, too?
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What?
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I heard you
on the phone last night.
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Then why'd you ask?
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To see if you'd lie to me.
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Oh, well, you
have your answer.
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Ready to go?
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Almost.
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Hey, Grandma,
where you going?
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Taking somebody to prison.
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See? It's not so hard.
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Violet, we're leaving.VIOLET:Good!
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Oh, hi.
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Hi.
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This is a surprise.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. Just had
some business in Napa,
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and thought
I'd stop by and say "hi."
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How's it going, Bonnie?
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I hate you, and I
wish you were dead.
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You old softy.
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Mommy, Daddy, stop.
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I'm sorry, but we were just
headed out for the day.
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No, I'm sorry.
I should have called.
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You're welcome
to stay until we get back.
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Get to know
your grandkids.
Really?
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Yeah, otherwise, how will
their little hearts be broken
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when you desert them
on Christmas Eve?
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Mom.
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Based on a true story.
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Maybe I will stay,
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grab a little
quality time.
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Great. Roscoe, Grandpa.
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Grandpa, Roscoe.
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See ya.
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Where you headed?
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Believe it or not,
I'm taking somebody to prison.
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Oh, wow. Gonna
miss you, Bonnie.
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It makes me crazy
that you're so nice to him.
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I know. Added bonus.
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You do know that he wasn't
in the neighborhood on business.
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I know.
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And it doesn't bother you
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that your father's a liar?
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My mother managed a whorehouse
in Calgary.
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It takes a lot to bother me.
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I understand how you
feel about him, but
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I want to have my own experience
with my father.
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And I don't want
to take that away from you.
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Thank you.
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[sighs]
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What he did
to me was unforgiveable,
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but that's certainly
not your problem.
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Do you see
what she does?
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Don't drag me into this.
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But I see it.
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Can we just agree
to put our issues aside
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and make this day about Regina?
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Yeah, let's keep things
light and happy.
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Like a trip to prison should be.
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There she is.
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Dead man walkin'!
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What?!
I'm keeping it light!
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How's the sandwich?
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Good.
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Did you know that sandwiches
were named after a guy
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called the Earl
of Sandwich?
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Really? Do you know him?
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No, he died a long time ago.
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That's depressing.
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Yeah,
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but he lives on in your mouth.
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So you're my mom's dad.
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I am.
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And my grandpa.
Yep.
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How come
I'm just meeting you now?
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Well, uh...
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no easy way to say it.
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I messed up real bad
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and wasn't around when
your mom was growing up.
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And I'm really sorry
that I wasn't around
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to watch you grow up.
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Hmm.
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You didn't miss much.
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"Chowchilla,
120 miles."
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You don't have to keep
calling out the miles!
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Wow, bite my head off.
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Sorry.
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You guys ever think
about reasons
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to start drinking again?
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You mean like
a zombie apocalypse?
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You're kidding.Nope.
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Got a whole list of things
to drink over:
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zombie apocalypse, my kids
are stolen by gypsies,
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I have a stroke
and forget how to masturbate.
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What if something horrible
happened to me?
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I'd get through it.
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You're not planning on drinking
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while you're in prison, are you?
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No, I'm gonna wait
until something bad
happens to me.
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Just remember, they hold lots
of meetings in there.
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You just have to make it
your business to go.
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Yeah, and meetings might be
a good place to make friends
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with the Aryan Nation chicks.
Talk about a meet-cute.
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How would you drink in jail,
anyway?
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Oh, that's easy.
Toilet wine.
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What's toilet wine?
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Oranges, raisins,
ketchup, sugar,
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and a sock filled
with moldy bread,
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all marinating in a toilet
for a week.
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Ugh!
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Well, it gets the job done
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and you can trade your
surplus for cigarettes.
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I wish I knew you
back in the day.
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I don't think so.
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You would've been my bitch.
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And I work my bitches hard.
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Hey, look!
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Hootie and the Blowfish
are at the Chumash Casino!
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How's the sandwich?
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Good.
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You know that, uh,
sandwiches are named after
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the Earl of Sandwich?
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That's terrific.
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So, what's your deal?
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My deal?You don't really think
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you're gonna show up
out of nowhere
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and suddenly play grandpa.
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No, of course not.
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But I am hoping, in time,
to get to know you
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and maybe be somebody
you can count on.
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And how exactly would that work?
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Well, after
the baby's born,
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I can change a
diaper, babysit,
whatever you need.
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I won't need any of that.
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Yeah, you say
that now,
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but it does
take a village.
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My mom didn't tell you?
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I'm giving the baby up
for adoption.
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Really?
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Really.
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Wow.
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Sure you want
to do that?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I just mean, have you
thought it through?
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No, I'm just gonna abandon it
like you did my mother.
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I know you're
being sarcastic,
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but that's exactly
why I'm asking.
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Not being there
for your mother
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is my biggest
regret.
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Yeah?
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Well, I won't have any regrets,
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because I'm making sure
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that my baby has a great life.
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I... I'm not
saying that...
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No, you don't get
to say anything.
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All right, listen,
I'm sorry...
266
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,296
Save it.
267
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,385
I'm just coming back
for my sandwich.
268
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,694
Even meaner than
her grandmother.
269
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:42,310
You know what the worst thing
about going to prison is?
270
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,705
You're
in prison?
271
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:48,577
No.
272
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,319
I'm gonna miss seeing
273
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,755
my little boy grow up.
274
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,323
Oh.
275
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,586
I'll stop
talking now.
276
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,719
Don't say it
unless you mean it.
277
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:02,852
When was the last time
you saw him?
278
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:05,855
Just before the trial.
279
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,814
That was months ago.Yeah.
280
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,991
His father won't
let me near him.
281
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,470
I can't blame him.
282
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:15,691
Wait, so you didn't
get to say good-bye?
283
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,389
No.
284
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:19,782
Oh, that's awful.
285
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,524
He just had his tenth birthday.
286
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,834
He'll be a teenager
by the time I get out.
287
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,838
Where do
they live?
288
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,754
Back in Stockton.
289
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,627
Well,
screw that.
290
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:39,759
What are you doing?
291
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,195
We're going
to Stockton!
292
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,936
But I'll be late
for turning myself in.
293
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,067
What are they gonna do?
294
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,112
Throw you in jail?
295
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,948
[whispering]
296
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,695
Uh, may I help you?
297
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,393
Yes, hi.
298
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,960
Sorry to bother you,
but we used to live here.
299
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,049
Really?
300
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,878
This house is brand-new.
301
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,445
Yes, thisone is...
302
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,620
And it's beautiful.
303
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,535
...but before it was built,
304
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,234
there was another house here
that was torn down.
305
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,497
'Cause of the murder.
306
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,368
A murder?
307
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,153
Th-That wasn't disclosed to me
when I bought this place.
308
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,894
That's why they built new.
309
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:31,811
Well, that and...
the ghost problem.
310
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,160
Are you related?
311
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,817
She's my mom.
312
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,862
And she's my mom.
313
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,042
Anyway, uh, we
were just hoping
314
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:49,437
we could come inside
and take a look around.
315
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:50,786
For old times' sake.
316
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,527
Yeah, I suppose.
317
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:53,528
A murder, huh?
318
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,617
Murders.
319
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,968
I always pictured him shirtless,
320
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,796
fresh from mowing the lawn.
321
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,537
[mouthing]
322
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,240
[door closes]
323
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,809
All right, look,
324
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,985
I know that it's weird
to wake up one day
325
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,639
and find out
you have a grandfather
326
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:18,901
you never knew existed.
327
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,076
That happened
to you, too?
328
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,515
I just want you both to know
329
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,866
I don't expect you to love me
or anything like that.
330
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,085
I-I just want a chance
to be here for you
331
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,695
and do whatever I can.
332
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,221
I guess that's fair.
333
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,527
I also need to
apologize to you.
334
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,356
It was very stupid of me
335
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,054
to think that I know
better than you
336
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,011
when it comes to putting
your baby up for adoption.
337
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,927
What's he
talking about?
338
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,320
Thanks a lot.
339
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:47,364
Hadn't told
him yet.
340
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:52,239
I'm sorry you had
to hear it like this.
341
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,196
But I was gonna
be an uncle.
342
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,111
I know, but...
343
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,635
this is better
for the baby.
344
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,593
You suck!
345
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,377
Roscoe, wait.
346
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,296
[door slams]
347
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,386
[sighs]
348
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:12,085
Guess we're not gonna
go play putt-putt tonight.
349
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,264
Oh, thank you so much.
350
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,657
This really
helped.
351
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,137
Yes, it's nice
to have some closure.
352
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,747
Yeah.
353
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,140
Still might want to get
a priest in there,
354
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,185
sprinkle a little holy water.
355
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,664
Yeah.
356
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,275
Yeah, wandering souls
357
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,886
can screw up
your satellite reception.
358
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,757
All right, well,
that's some good advice.
359
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,194
Have a good day.
360
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,804
Easy for
you to say.
361
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,023
I'm going
to prison.
362
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,589
Regina?
363
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,678
Don't you ever
keep my son from me again.
364
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,811
'Cause I got friends
on the outside.
365
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,957
BONNIE:
Mom!
366
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,833
It's weird.
367
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,356
Doesn't feel like a prison.
368
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,402
That's because you're leaving.
369
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,753
Hey, did you know
you get an hour
370
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,320
of free recreation time
outside every day?
371
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,844
Oh, Mom.
372
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,715
What?
I don't even get that.
373
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,285
Regina Thompkins?
374
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:25,810
Right here.
375
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:26,333
Let's go.
376
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,990
Okay.
377
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,603
All right, I'm gonna
say my good-byes.
378
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,213
And I will slap
379
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,867
the first one of you
that starts crying.
380
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,919
Christy...
381
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,225
if you hadn't
talked me out of
382
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,271
bailing on my
first AA meeting...
383
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,275
...I'd probably be
dead right now.
384
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,018
[sniffs]
385
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,932
You gave me
a second chance
386
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,631
and I will never stop
thanking you for it.
387
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,029
[crying]:
You're welcome.
388
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,031
Don't slap me.
389
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,076
[Regina laughs]
390
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,515
And Marjorie...
391
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,952
Girl, you're
my rock.
392
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:25,000
You see the good
in everything.
393
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:31,006
Even while you're
fighting breast cancer...
394
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,964
all you do is
think of others.
395
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,401
I love you,
Regina.
396
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,709
I love you, too.
397
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,407
[sniffs]
398
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,757
Don't you
die on me.
399
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,063
I won't.
400
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,282
Don't you drink.
401
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,327
I won't.
402
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:50,069
[exhales]
403
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,418
Don't forget to sleep
with your shoes on.
404
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,073
You never know when
you'll have to run.
405
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,949
And you...
406
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,867
I think I'm gonna miss you
most of all, Scarecrow.
407
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,351
I know I bag on you,
408
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:14,789
but you're one of
the strongest women I know.
409
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,316
I watched you fall hard,
410
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:24,146
but you picked yourself up
and... started over.
411
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,365
I admire you
412
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,975
so much for that.
413
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:29,804
[crying]:
Oh, God, why do you have to go?
414
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,066
It's okay, baby.
415
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,372
I'll be out before you know it.
416
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,113
No, you won't.
417
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,158
You're gonna be
in there forever!
418
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,206
Time's up.
419
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,209
[exhales]
420
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:47,387
Okay.
421
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:50,607
Okay.
422
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,044
Bye.
Bye.
423
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,102
[sniffs]
424
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,501
It's funny...
425
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,547
I always thought it'd be you
I'd be dropping off.
426
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,166
Oh, crap.
427
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:27,775
Forgot
about him.
428
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,690
Be nice.
429
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,082
I'm always nice.
430
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,736
Oh, look, we got a garden gnome.
431
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,220
Have fun with the grandkids?
432
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,265
Oh, sure, sure.
433
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,309
We're making baby steps
434
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,484
in the right direction.
435
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,094
Why are you sitting out here?
436
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,836
Ah, needed some fresh air...
437
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,970
and your daughter took
the opportunity to lock me out.
438
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,319
Why?
439
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,973
I kind of spilled the beans
440
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,104
about the adoption to Roscoe.
441
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,194
Violet's giving away the baby?
442
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,630
Oh, God, you didn't know either?
443
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,458
I'm screwing with you,
numb-nuts.
444
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,591
Why don't you stay for dinner?
445
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:02,766
We'll straighten this all out.
446
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,986
No, I've imposed enough.
447
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,901
I-I should
get going.
448
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,163
Alvin, wait.
449
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,470
Yeah?
450
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:11,688
Why'd you really
stop by this morning?
451
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:15,214
You didn't buy the whole
452
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,172
"I had business
in the neighborhood" thing?
453
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,695
Not for a second.
454
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,784
[sighs]
455
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:22,960
My wife threw me out.
456
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,267
I had nowhere else to go.
457
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,616
Yes! Karma!
458
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:30,185
Stop.
459
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,492
Please,
come on inside.
460
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,320
No, you know...
461
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,409
your kids aren't real happy
with me right now.
462
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:37,801
Really?
They love me.
463
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,064
Come on.
464
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,979
So what do you think? You gonna
lose everything in the divorce?
465
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,678
I only ask 'cause that and ball
cancer is what I prayed for.
466
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,636
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