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Previously onMom...
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So, Regina,
tell us about you.
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I'm a money manager.
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People trust me
with millions of dollars.
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So, yeah,
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maybe I like to take the edge
off at the end of the day
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with a couple bottles of wine.
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Few shots of tequila.
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Fistful of muscle relaxers.
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I'm dating this sweet, smart,
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smokin' hot guy
who's just a train wreck.
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Can I ask you something?
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Sure.
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Are sober people
allowed to do coke?
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You know how I told you people
trust me with their money?
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Yeah.
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They shouldn't.
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I embezzled from my clients.
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Why?
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What kind of
question is that?
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What's a better question?
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How?
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Anyway...
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The real reason I came here
tonight was...
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I think the police might be
waiting for me at my house.
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I can't believe
they found you guilty.
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I can. I stole $3 million.
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Kind of gives you faith
in the legal system.
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[laughs]
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Shut up.
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So what
happens next?
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There's a sentencing hearing.
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I'm hoping the judge
will go easy on me
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'cause I've been
turning my life around.
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Have you?Don't push me, Chopstick.
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Maybe they'll send you
to one of those
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swanky
country club jails.
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Get real. I'm a black woman
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who embezzled money
from white people.
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I'm going to jailjail.
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Someone's gonna buy my ass
for a Kit Kat bar.
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Well, it's only fair.
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Kit Kat bars helped
build that thing.
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My lawyer said it might help if
I had some character witnesses.
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Oh, so you need people
who can testify to how you've
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turned into a productive
member of society.
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Yeah.Yikes.
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Well, it wouldn't be the first
time I've lied under oath.
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Thanks, but I was kind of hoping
for someone a little less...
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sketchy.
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That's funny.
Sketchy was my street name.
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What about you, Christy?
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Oh, I'm not
squeaky clean, either.
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Especially not in Nevada.
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And parts of Utah.
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I'm not allowed
to travel abroad.
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It's not
a competition, Mom.
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You'll
be great.
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Just look at the judge like one
of those big-eyed kid paintings.
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He'll eat it up.
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You think?Oh. Show me.
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Open your mouth a little, so you
look like you're about to cry.
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Tell me that doesn't look
like house arrest to you.
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Come on, I can do that.
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You look like someone
who just huffed some paint.
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Okay, for that,
you're buying.
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Mom. She's
going to prison.
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Where she will eat for free.
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Come on, we're gonna
be late for the meeting.
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Oh, actually,
I can't make it.
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I've got to help
a friend move.
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Who's the friend?
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Do you know Denise?
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No.
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It's Denise.
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Catch you later.
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Your daughter's
an amazing woman.
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She's a lying whore.
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What?There's no Denise.
She's going to see
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her pothead boyfriend.
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Wow.
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All I saw was the big eyes.
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She's gonna be great
on the stand.
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You ready to go?
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Let me just use
the ladies' room.
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Why don't you just take a leak
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right here
in front of everybody?
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What?
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You're going to prison, you
might as well get used to it.
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You asleep?
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No.
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Just enjoying the moment.
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Me, too.
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If I tell you something,
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you promise you
won't freak out?
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I'll try. Am I gonna
need antibiotics?
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No.
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I think I'm falling
in love with you.
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Oh.
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You freaked out?
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That depends.
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How high are you right now?
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On a scale of Woody Harrelson
to Willie Nelson.
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Snoop Dogg.
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So you might not
remember this.
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I'll remember.
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Traditionally,
this is where you say
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you're falling
in love with me.
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Oh, God.
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I might be.
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Good.
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[soft laugh]
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Mmm.Mmm.
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You ready for round two?
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Mm. I am.
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But I have to go to work.
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No, don't go, stay.
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I'll make us waffles, I'll
read you some of my poetry.
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Seriously?
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I've got a fireman
who writes poetry?
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I prefer to think of myself
as a poet who puts out fires.
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Damn you.
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What are you doing?
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Calling in sick.
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[husky voice]:
Gabriel.
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It's Christy.
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I-I think I got that thing
that's going around.
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So I won't be in today,
maybe tomorrow. Bye.
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[laughs, sighs]
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All right, I'm all yours.
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Do that sick voice again.
I think it's kind of sexy.
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[husky]: Kiss me.Nope, I was wrong.
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Hey.
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Hey, where you been?
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What do you mean,
where have I been?
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Work.
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[sighs]
What are you doing?
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Frosting cupcakes.
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What's the occasion?
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It's You Signed Up
to be Snack Mom and Forgot Day.
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Oh.
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Nope, forgetful mothers
do not get snacks.
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You know...
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cupcakes aren't a
very healthy choice.
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Neither is criticizing me
for doing your freakin' job.
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Why don't I just finish
that up for you?
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Fine.
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So, a long night, huh?
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Ugh, brutal.
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I'm really thinking
about going back to school.
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I cannot wait tables
my entire life.
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Good for you.Yeah,
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I'm tired of spending
ten hours a day on my feet.
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You sure you don't
mean on your back?
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What?
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Gabriel called to say
he's sorry you missed work
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and hopes you're feeling better.
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So what are you thinking
about studying in school?
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[sighs]
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All right, fine.
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I blew off work
and spent the night with David.
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But why lie about it?
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'Cause I'm kind of a liar.
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Is that where you were
when you missed
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your daughter's Lamaze
class yesterday?
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Oh, no, was that yesterday?Don't worry,
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I covered for you.
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20 women going...
[quick, short breaths]
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...for a freakin' hour.
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It sounded like Japanese porn.
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You are the best grandmother.
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Yeah, only because
you're the worst mother.
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Look, I am not gonna tell you
how to live your life,
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but you're screwing up.
You are in over your head
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with this guy,
you need to snap out of it.
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I thought you weren't gonna
tell me how to live my life?
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You're not the only liar
in this room.
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It just so happens that
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that guy told me
he loves me tonight.
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Oh, well, love.
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That changes everything.
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You deserve a cupcake.
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[exhales]
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Not bad.
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Oh, I can't
promise anything,
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but I'll try.
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Yeah, I miss you, too.
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Hey, you sound
a lot better.
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[husky]:
It comes and goes.
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Well, I'm glad you're back.
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Please wash your hands.
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A lot.
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Hey, Paul, is Rudy still
selling weed on the side?
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RUDY:
Oh, uh, yes.
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Oh, hey, didn't see you there.
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Step into my office.
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You do it in the freezer?
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Cold people don't haggle.
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So, would you like
to hear the specials?
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Okay.
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Tonight we have
a locally produced Sonoma Kush
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which pairs very well
with a lovely 1978 Quaalude.
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No, just the Kush.
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Good choice. So what are we
thinking, half a kilo?
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No, just a couple of joints.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm freezing my balls off
for a couple of joints? Look,
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Paul handles the
nickel-and-dime crap.W-Wait, wait, uh,
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this stays just between
you and me, right?
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Absolutely. I will
protect your reputation.
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Oh, what are
you looking at?
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Yes, I'm banging
the little blonde.
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[sighs]
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What the hell am I doing?
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Christy.
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Yeah?! Hi! Who?!
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Oh, Regina.
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You scared the crap out of me.
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I need a favor and I
didn't want to bother
you in the restaurant.
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Oh, so you decided to give me a
heart attack in the parking lot?
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Here, take this.
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While I'm in prison, I want
you to hold it for me.
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What's in it?
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I don't think that concerns you.
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Oh, my God, is this some
of the money you stole?
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No, that's money I earned.
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But the Feds will take it
if they know I have it.
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How'd you earn it?
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Selling Mary Kay cosmetics.
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Now... are you still good
for being my character witness
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in court tomorrow?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Should I bring the box
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of stolen money with me?
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No. You can leave it
and the sarcasm at home.
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Just...
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tell the judge how
I've turned my life around
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and that I'm a fine,
upstanding citizen.
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Got it.
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Thank you.
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You're a good friend.
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See you tomorrow.
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Regina, wait.
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[sighs]
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If I had a real emergency,
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do you think I could...
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you know... dip into it?
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Define "real emergency."
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I don't know,
my kid needs an operation...
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'cause his mom doesn't have...
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satellite TV.
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Just give me
the big eyes tomorrow,
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I'll get you HBO.
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♪ ♪
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Hello, Christy.
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Oh, no. No, no, no. No, no.
No, no, no, no,
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no, no...Get back here!
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CHRISTY:
I don't have time
for an intervention!
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Get!
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I'm only coming back
'cause it's myhouse.
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Sit.
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What are youdoing here?
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I'm concerned about you.
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00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,467
[mocking]:
I'm concerned about you.
266
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,211
Before we begin...
267
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,387
it's important you
know we love you
and we just want
268
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,346
to talk to
you about...I am so pissed at you!
269
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,697
Apparently, Violet
is going first.
270
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,439
I spent too many years
making sure you ate,
271
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:27,050
putting you to bed,
and cleaning vomit off of you.
272
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:30,750
I am not going
through it again.
273
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,840
You do realize
you're having a baby, right?
274
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:37,104
Christy, you're lying
about where you are,
275
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,627
you're calling in
sick to work,
276
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:41,064
and now Gabriel says
you're buying pot?
277
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,239
I saw you go in the walk-in
with Rudy.
278
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:45,112
You ratted me out to my mother?
279
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,330
What is this, fourth grade?
I am fine!
280
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,332
You're buying drugs.
281
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,769
For my boyfriend!
282
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,901
Okay, so it's
eighthgrade.
283
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,338
How long before you start
buying them for yourself?
284
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,862
I know what I'm doing.
285
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,559
Says the woman
who slept with her
286
00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,388
married boss.
287
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:03,391
Let's not lose focus.
This is about the weed.
288
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:07,177
Christy...
289
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:10,615
this David's just gonna
drag you down with him.
290
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,966
I see what's going on here.
291
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:16,230
David and I are happy,
and you guys can't handle it.
292
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,797
Don't be
ridiculous.
293
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,450
Why don't you take
all of this "concern"
294
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:20,364
and fix your own damn lives?!
295
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,714
Are you happy?
296
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,672
Are you happy?
297
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:26,066
I know you're not happy.
298
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,286
I'm happy...
299
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,635
ish.
300
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,376
I'm out of here.Christy, wait.
301
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,770
Nope.
302
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:38,818
And just for the record, this is
the crappiest intervention
303
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,820
anyone's ever thrown me!
304
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,040
And I've had a few!
305
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,435
♪ ♪
306
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,440
[electronic tone dings]
307
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,531
Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
308
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,839
Whoops.
309
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,449
Who's she?
310
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,277
Um...
311
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,931
Alicia.Alicia.
312
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,151
Maybe I should... go.
313
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,849
Yeah, maybe you should go.
314
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,981
It was nice
meeting you.
315
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,113
Mm-hmm.
316
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,462
I can't believe you!
317
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,856
Okay, let's stay calm and talk.
318
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,466
What's there to talk about?
319
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,990
You got your tongue
in some slut's mouth!
320
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,905
Just waiting for the elevator.
321
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,777
Let's go inside.
322
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,918
You rat bastard!
323
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,789
You said you loved me.
324
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,401
I said I was falling
in love with you.
325
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:44,840
And in my defense,
I was very high.
326
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:50,237
Well, I was falling in love
with you...
327
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,979
and I was stone-cold sober.
328
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:54,719
You're right.
329
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,634
I'm sorry.
330
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,637
The truth is, Christy,
the reason I kissed that woman
331
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,162
is because...
332
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,207
I love you so much.
333
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,603
Wow.
334
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:12,041
That's so bad,
it's almost good.
335
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:15,001
My feelings for you are
so intense that it scares me.
336
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,524
Scares you?
337
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,353
I put you in front
of my family and my job!
338
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,137
I even bought pot for you.
339
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:21,529
Really? Did you bring it?
340
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,447
Here you go.
341
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,449
Choke on it!
342
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,886
[door opens]
343
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,802
Oh, for God's sakes,
take the stairs.
344
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,718
♪ ♪
345
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:45,857
Where the hell is my
big-eyed character witness?
346
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,860
My guess? Unspooling
a fireman's hose.
347
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,472
What?
348
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,953
She's banging
a fireman.
349
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,043
I am going away
for a long time.
350
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,261
You know...
351
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:01,221
it's not too
late to run.
352
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,787
You think?
353
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,267
[door opens]
354
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,616
Regina, I can't
delay this anymore.
355
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,706
Now it's too
late to run.
356
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,273
Oh, dear God,
357
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,319
I prayed it wouldn't
come to this.
358
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:12,710
But...
359
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,323
Sketchy...
360
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,672
will you be
my character witness?
361
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,547
I would be honored.
362
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,549
The judge a guy
or a girl?
363
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:26,594
Guy.
364
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,032
I got this.
365
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,647
Your Honor, I'm not
gonna candy-coat it.
366
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,563
I've done bad things in my life.
367
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:47,615
I've bought drugs, sold drugs,
a little gun smuggling,
368
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:50,618
might have dabbled
in some human trafficking.
369
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:54,796
But that doesn't mean
I'm not a good person today.
370
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:59,322
[quietly]: Doesn't mean she's a
good character witness, either.
371
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,107
I've sat where Regina
Thompkins is sitting.
372
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,413
I know the regret
she's feeling,
373
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,502
the shame, because
she hurt innocent people.
374
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,983
Yes, you did, Regina.
375
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,378
You hurt them.
Don't look away.
376
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,991
But what are we here for,
Your Honor...
377
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,733
punishment or redemption?
378
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,216
Okay, I'll
say it for you.
379
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,044
Redemption.
380
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:29,004
Which is why Irecommend
release with probation,
381
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,485
so Regina can find
honest employment
382
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,053
and pay back
the money she stole.
383
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,620
You do realize we're
talking about $3 million.
384
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:40,363
Well, they may
not get it tomorrow...
385
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,582
but doesn't she
deserve a chance?
386
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:44,193
I don't think so.
387
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,847
Wow.
388
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,675
So you're just gonna be
a douche about this.
389
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,286
I'm here, I'm here. Sorry.
390
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,593
Oh, thank God!
Get your skinny
ass up there!
391
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:54,725
Tough crowd.
392
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,859
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
393
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,861
Today has been
a total nightmare.
394
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,906
Do I need to, uh,
touch a Bible
395
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:04,126
or say the Pledge
of Allegiance or something?
396
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,780
No, no, just
state your name
397
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,738
and tell us about
the defendant.
398
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,958
Oh, okay. Uh...
399
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,003
Christy Plunkett.
400
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:16,660
I'm... here to speak
on behalf of Regina Thompkins.
401
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,619
Whew! Where to start?
402
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,839
I mean... I love her.
403
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,451
She's a wonderful
person.
404
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,757
Sure, she's made some mistakes,
405
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:29,456
but she's really turned
her life around.
406
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,893
She's been sober
for six months, and...
407
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,025
let me tell you, that
is not an easy thing to do.
408
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,027
Because...
409
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,986
when you get sober, you...
410
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:41,207
think the fun's over.
411
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,686
Unless you get lucky
and meet a guy
412
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,298
who actually
makes you feel good,
413
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,778
and then you think,
"All right, I'm back!"
414
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,693
But you're not.
415
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,829
[sniffles]
416
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,874
[crying]:
Because...
417
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,573
you open your heart up...
418
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,618
to this jerk...
[sniffles]
419
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:06,101
and he turns out to be a big,
420
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,757
drunken, cheating idiot.
421
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,238
Yeah, the sex was
great, Your Honor.
422
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,761
But how am I supposed
423
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,502
to forgive him?
424
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,982
Once a liar,
always a liar!
425
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,246
A leopard cannot
change its spots.
426
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,728
Unless, of course,
427
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,818
the leopard is
Regina Thompkins.
428
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:40,309
Is it too late to give back
some of that money?
429
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:47,098
I'm so sorry
about the way I acted.
430
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,361
I just thought...
431
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,754
David and I
really had something.
432
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,234
I know, baby.
433
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:55,542
I'm so sorry you had
to go through that.
434
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,284
Hello?
435
00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,894
Anybody sorry I'm going
to jail for four years?
436
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,939
Aw, with good behavior,
you'll be out in two.
437
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,941
You could do two years
standing on your head.
438
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,074
Or sitting on someone else's.
439
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,685
Here's what you do--
first day in there,
440
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,121
you find the biggest badass
in the yard,
441
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,602
hit her with
a sock full of nickels
442
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,388
and show everybody there's
a new queen bitch in town.
443
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,172
But doesn't that mean
sooner or later
444
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,348
someone's gonna whack
the crap out of me?
445
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,264
Well, uneasy lies the head
that wears the crown.
446
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:24,875
[big sigh]
447
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:25,746
Anybody else feel
like hitting a meeting?
448
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,878
Sounds good to me.
449
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,101
Don't worry, Regina, your box
of money is safe with me.
450
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,929
BONNIE:
There's a box of money?CHRISTY: No.
451
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,366
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