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Another round,
doubles, straight up.
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Table six is still
waiting on their dessert.Oh...
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Can you help me out with that?
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I got a table
full of firemen
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drinking bourbon like
it's coming out of a hose.
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Firemen?
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Yeah, they saved
some rich clown's house
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and he gave 'em
a gift certificate.
Oh, yeah.
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I was the rich clown.
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By the way...
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tax and tip
not included.
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They should've
let you burn.
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[men laughing]
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Here we go.
Ooh.
Ooh.
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Four double bourbons.Thank goodness.
[laughs]
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Thank you for bringing
the medicine
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that alleviates my pain.
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Aw, are you in pain?
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Yes.
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No.
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You guys have fun.
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Hey, wait, don't go.
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I'm sorry.
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I got a lot of people
hurting in here.
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Yeah, but you and I
have something special.
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Really?
Mm-hmm.
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And what's that?
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Give me your hand.
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Feel it?
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No.
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Wait for it.
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How 'bout now?
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No.
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Come on.
My friends are watching.
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Feel it? [mouths]
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WOMAN:
Whoa!
Whoa!
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Don't worry,
I'll save you!
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What are you doing?
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My job.
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Come on, stop.
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Oh, hey.
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Hello.
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I'm not stealing
lobster.
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Okay, you can put me down now.
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I think I'm safe.
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No, you're not.
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Hang on.
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I don't even
know your name.
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It's David.
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All right, then.
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And I'm not stealing butter,
either.
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Easy...
Here we go.
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Watch your step.
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I'm the one
helping you.
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I was talking
to myself.
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Ooh!
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Okay.
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I'm gonna leave now.
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Do you remember
where your car is?
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At the restaurant!
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Do you remember
which restaurant?
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I do not.
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I'll, uh...
write it down for you.
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I know what's
happening.
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You drove me home
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so you could take
advantage of me.
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I already did.
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Twice.
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You don't remember?
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I'm gonna go.
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You can't leave.
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We have something special.
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You feel it?
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You already ran that line on me.
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I did? How'd it go?
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Actually, quite well.
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Just... please,
stay for a little while.
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[quietly]:
Come on.
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[mouths]
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Five minutes.
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Great.
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I'll pour us
a couple of drinks.
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Oh, I'm fine.
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You go ahead.
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You sure?
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I'm much more charming
if you're loaded.
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I was making out with you
by the Dumpsters.
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You're charming enough.
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Okay.
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Interesting.
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Lot of books, no TV.
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Waitress by day,
detective by night!
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Socrates, Nietzsche...
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Kierkegaard.
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50 Years of Playboy.
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Can't really masturbate
to Socrates.
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Do the other firemen
make fun of you?
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They call me the Professor.
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Mm...
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Could be worse.
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You could be Ginger or Mary Ann.
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What?
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Gilligan's Island.
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I have a TV.
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Hang on.
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You have a Doctorate of
Philosophy from Stanford?
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I do.
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Okay, you get two more minutes.
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Explain how you go
from that to fireman.
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I had no choice.
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After the mortgage meltdown,
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the philosophy business
went right to hell.
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Can I kiss you?
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Look, I think
I gave you
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the wrong impression
in the parking lot.
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I'm really not that
kind of girl, so...
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
I am so that girl.
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Slut.
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Oh.
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Good evening, Mother.
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It's really late.
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Where you been?
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Oh...
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We got a tip
the health department
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is gonna inspect the
restaurant tomorrow.
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Uh-huh.
Yeah.
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And one of the freezers
is leaking coolant
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and it goes all over
where the fish is, so...
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we all had to stay
and clean out the walk-in.
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Took forever.
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Almost as long as this lie.
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I'm telling the truth.
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Why don't you believe me?
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Because your panties
are in your purse.
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Oh, that.
138
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Well, if you must know,
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I had a little accident.
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Really?
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You would rather admit
to wetting yourself
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than telling me
you were with somebody?
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[sighs]
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Okay.
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There was a guy.
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An incredible guy.
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Okay, now we're talking.
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Why were you
so embarrassed?
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'Cause I met
him at 9:00
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and had my feet behind
my ears at midnight.
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And...?
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That's it.
That's embarrassing.
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Wow. You and I
are so different.
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Tell me about him.
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Ooh...
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where do I start?
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He's a fireman.
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Like it.
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He has a doctorate
in philosophy.
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Boring.
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[exhales]
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And when his pants
came down, oh, Mom,
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you could play horseshoes
on that thing.
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Back to like.
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So when are you
seeing him again?
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I'm not.
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Why?
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Did you steal something
from his apartment?
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No.
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Who does that?
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No one.
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Continue.
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It's just...
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[sighs]
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...he drinks an awful lot.
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So?
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What do you mean "so?"
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I'm closing in on a year sober.
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I can't be around
that kind of stuff.
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Oh, come on.
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What's the point of
building a better life
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if you can't let a man
treat you like a whore
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every once
in a while?
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It was a one-night stand,
end of story.
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Wait, how 'bout this?
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You double up
on your meetings
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and bang him till
his liver explodes.
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Win-win.
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That's great advice.
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You really should
be a life coach.
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You know,
you're being sarcastic,
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but my probation officer
says the same thing.
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[panting]
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The French call the orgasm
la petite mort.
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Means "the
little death."
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Well, then you're
a serial killer.
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This is nice.
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You know what
would be nicer?
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I told you I'm not
gonna do that.
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I'm talking about
a little weed.
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Oh.
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I'm not gonna
do that either.
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You mind if I...
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No. No, no, no,
of course not.
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So, you don't drink,
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you don't
get high...
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Are you, like, a
Mormon or something?
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[scoffs]
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There was a time
I would've thought
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youwere Mormon for
just drinking and smoking.
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Seriously?
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Don't take this
the wrong way,
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but bourbon and weed
is for babies.
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Oh, my heart is
filling with love.
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Yeah, well...
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I'm doing the sober
thing for now.
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Really?
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Good for you.
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I admire that.
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Facing life on
life's terms
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is a warrior's
path.
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Well, I don't think
I'm a warrior.
223
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No, that's exactly
what you are.
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You're a
spiritual warrior.
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Every Eastern philosophy
emphasizes...
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[inhaling]
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...physical
sobriety
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to allow the
consciousness,
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the ever present "I,"
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the Godhead,
to merge with...
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[inhales]
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...the white-hot moment
of the eternal now.
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[inhales]
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You don't say.
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00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:09,696
Animals get it.
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00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:10,871
They live
in the now.
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A hummingbird
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00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,569
doesn't regret
yesterday
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or worry about
tomorrow
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'cause that doesn't
actually exist,
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except in
our minds.
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[inhales]
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You know, a small
TV in here
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00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,276
wouldn't be the worst
idea in the world.
245
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,675
I like you.
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00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,591
I think you like
everything right now.
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00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:38,028
No...
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00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:40,335
This isn't the
weed talking.
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I really like you.
250
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,599
I think you're
an amazing woman.
251
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Thanks.
252
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,648
I really
like you, too.
253
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,090
Can I ask you
something?
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00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,526
Sure.
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00:10:57,613 --> 00:11:00,050
Are sober people
allowed to do coke?
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00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:05,186
No.
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00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,709
You're so brave.
258
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,017
Be right back.
259
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,935
Hey, old buddy.
260
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:15,718
Remember me?
261
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:23,987
Hi, I'm Bonnie.
I'm an alcoholic.
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OTHERS:
Hi, Bonnie.
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And as a newly
certified life coach,
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I'm also the answer
to all your problems.
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00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:32,953
Take one, and
pass it around.
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00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,476
Oh, Mom, no.
267
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,914
I don't do "no."
I'm in the "yes" game.
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It's time for me
to pay forward everything
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00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,310
I've learned on my
remarkable journey
of sobriety.
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00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,747
You've been sober
for three months.
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00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,749
Yeah. I've been winning
for three months.
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00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:50,144
And I want all of you
to win, too.
273
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,407
In love, at work,
and with family.
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150 bucks an hour?
275
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,018
You want me off
your couch or not?
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00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,499
Veryreasonable.
277
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,631
After the meeting, I'll be over
by the cookies
278
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,763
to answer your questions.
279
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,504
Oh, where did you get certified?
280
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,636
Not that question.
281
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,510
Thanks for letting me share.
Christy?
282
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,513
Oh, you know, I'm good.
283
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,430
Nothing going on with me.
I'm gonna pass.
284
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,475
What about the
drunk fireman?
285
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,479
I'm passing, Mom. Mary?
286
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,525
Oh, thank you.
287
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,787
My name is Mary...
288
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,397
Yeah, yeah,
we know your name.
289
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,488
You-you sure you don't
want to tell everybody
290
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,621
you spent last
night staring down
291
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,144
the business end
of a bong?
292
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:34,928
Nope.
293
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,973
You're up, Mary.
294
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:40,194
Okay. Well,
my son's back in jail...
295
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,326
Where he belongs, Mary.
296
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:46,156
Christy, you
need to be honest
with this group.
297
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,332
You were the one
who encouraged me to see him.
298
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,943
I didn't encourage you
to start getting high.
299
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,467
I didn't get high!
Go ahead, Mary.
300
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,164
He's in jail and...?
301
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,993
And the Aryan Nation guys
really don't like him.
302
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,995
Tell him to put a
swastika on his head.
He'll be fine.
303
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,433
And I just wanted
you to get laid.
304
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,044
I didn't want you
to ruin your life.
305
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,088
Yeah, 'cause that's your job!
306
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,094
[door shuts]
307
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,009
Can I finish now?
308
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,706
Seriously?
309
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,969
I just had a big fight
with my daughter.
310
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,405
You're gonna hog
the meeting?
311
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:26,240
[tires squeal, loud crash]
312
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,681
What the hell
was that?!
313
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:33,900
I don't know!
314
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:37,947
CHRISTY:
Oh, my God!
315
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:41,821
Top o' the morning!
316
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,694
David, what are
you doing?!
317
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:49,089
That's David?
Oh, I totally get it.
318
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:54,703
And who's this enchantress
in flaid plannel?
319
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,879
Plaid flannel?
320
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,403
This is my mom,
Bonnie.
321
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,189
You can't just say Bonnie?
322
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,452
Well, Bonnie, they certainly
left the hose on a long time
323
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:05,409
when they poured you.
324
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,848
Totally, totally get it.
325
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,763
What the hell are you doing
with a fire truck?
326
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,636
I'm making a beer run.
What does it look like?
327
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,117
Come inside.
328
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:22,035
Everybody go back to bed!
329
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,558
There's no a fire.
330
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,212
It's just my daughter's
boyfriend!
331
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:25,995
He's a drunk!
332
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,785
Sit down. I'll make
you some coffee.
333
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,179
Thank you.
334
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,529
I can't believe you were driving
that fire truck
335
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,096
drunk off your ass.
336
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,445
What were you thinking?!
337
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,273
You're smarter than that.
338
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,493
BONNIE:
Christy?
339
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,277
Elvis has left the building.
340
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,454
Oh, boy.
341
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:53,196
Hey, do you think he needs
a life coach?
342
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,589
What?
343
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,158
I'll just give him a flier.
344
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,248
What's going on?
345
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,902
Nothing. Go to bed.Who's that?
346
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,513
He's... just a friend...
347
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,254
who's taking a nap.
348
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,518
You sure? He looks drunk.
349
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,697
Violet, please take
your brother back to bed.
350
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,655
Come on, Roscoe.
351
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:20,049
Remember when Mom was drunk
and we drew mustaches on her?
352
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,314
All right, what's the plan?
353
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:28,579
I don't know. I guess we just
let him sleep it off.
354
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,887
Yeah. All right,
as long as he doesn't snore.
355
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,106
Mom, you're sleeping with me.
356
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,498
I knew that.
357
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:39,199
Okay, help me out here.
358
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:40,200
Ah, look.
359
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,681
His emergency weed.
360
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,161
Keeps it in his shoe?
361
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,597
What an amateur.
362
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,035
I can't believe
I used to put my kids
363
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,906
through all
this craziness.
364
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,517
Well, at least
you never stole a fire truck.
365
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:56,651
No. Wait...
366
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,000
No.
367
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:02,439
You know what's
really crazy?
368
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,093
The more I'm with him,
369
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,662
the more I want to throw
my sobriety out the window
370
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,404
and get the party going again.
371
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,233
Wow.
372
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,062
I could use a meeting.
Could you use a meeting?
373
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,411
You think?
374
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,674
Why don't you start?
375
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,024
Hi, I'm Christy.
376
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,721
I'm an alcoholic.
377
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:24,853
Hi, Christy.
378
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,246
Hi, Christy.
379
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:32,339
All right,
here's the thing.
380
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:36,212
I'm dating this sweet, smart,
381
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,127
smokinghot guy
382
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:41,043
who's just a train wreck.
383
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,959
And I know that
it's not good for me,
384
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:48,268
but I don't want to go back
to being alone.
385
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,576
That's all I got.
386
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,230
Thanks, Christy.
387
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,710
Hi, I'm Bonnie.
I'm an alcoholic.
388
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,494
Hi, Bonnie.
389
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,193
I just want to say how
proud I am of my daughter.
390
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,151
She is the strongest
person I know.
391
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:05,807
If I had a guy like this,
I'd be robbing banks
392
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,461
and shooting heroin
into my eyeballs
393
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,157
to keep our love alive.
394
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,034
This was a good idea, Mom.
395
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:15,904
Thanks.
396
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,079
I'm a life coach...
397
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,908
it's what I do.
398
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,042
Let's go to bed.
Yeah.
399
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,133
Oh...
400
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,873
What about the fire truck?
401
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,267
Ooh. He could lose his job.
402
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,227
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
403
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,100
Oh, yeah.
404
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,155
[ringtones play]
405
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:52,680
Yeah?
406
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,203
Why are you stopping?
407
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,726
It's a red light.
408
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,946
You're in a fire truck!
409
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,253
Oh, yeah. Hang on.
410
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:06,172
[siren wails]
411
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,173
Whoo!
412
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,176
Whoo!
Yeah!
413
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,220
Whoo!
414
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,401
Get in the car
with your sister.
415
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:19,228
I'll be right there.Okay.
416
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,056
Bye, sweetie.
417
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,972
Bye, Mom.
418
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:24,799
Thanks for taking everybody
to school.
419
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:25,887
No problem.
420
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,846
Did you talk to David yet?
421
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,892
I'm waiting for him
to get out of the shower.
422
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:34,722
You think he's using my loofah?
423
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,463
Mom.
424
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,638
I'm sorry.
425
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,031
You're doing the right thing.
426
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,163
I know.
427
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,122
Don't worry.
428
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:47,126
There'll be other hot, smart,
freshly exfoliated firemen.
429
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,215
No, there won't.
430
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,042
Yeah, probably not.
431
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,827
See ya later.
432
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,657
Morning.
433
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,399
Keep walking, Mom.
434
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:05,100
Hey, uh, got some
coffee here for you.
435
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,972
Thanks for bringing
the truck back.
436
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,496
Ah, it was fun.
437
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,194
Kind of a bitch
to parallel park, though.
438
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,983
Christy, I might have a problem.
439
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:19,854
Oh, you do.
440
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,292
I mean, you do?
441
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,774
Yeah. I am...
442
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,123
I'm crazy about you
443
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,995
and I cannot get you
out of my mind.
444
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,870
Oh. Wow.
445
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:38,699
That's it?
446
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,048
No other problems?
447
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:43,051
Just you.
448
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,966
And I can't find
my emergency weed.
449
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,838
Uh-huh.
450
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,928
Feel free to say
I'm your problem, too.
451
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:54,976
Oh, believe me,
you're a huge problem,
452
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,630
it's just, uh...
453
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:03,898
I'm sorry, I don't think
I can do this anymore.
454
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:07,684
What? Wh... why not?
455
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,686
'Cause you're still doing
the party thing,
456
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:13,386
and that's cool,
but I can't handle it.
457
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:16,258
I could lose everything.
458
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,046
What if I cleaned up my act?
459
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,049
Are you willing to do that?
460
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:28,749
I'm willing
to lie about it.
461
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:32,796
Yeah, that's
not gonna work.
462
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:36,104
I get it.
463
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,758
I'm sorry.
464
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,063
Me, too.
465
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,025
You're still
my hummingbird warrior.
466
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,947
If you ever change your mind,
you've got my number.
467
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:57,081
Yeah. 911.
468
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,609
Oh, come on.
469
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:03,958
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