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Up and at 'em, Roscoe.
Time for school.
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Shake a leg, Violet.
It's time for your sonogram.
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Sorry, Mom.
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Got to get
breakfast started.
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It's all right. I'm up.
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How'd you sleep?
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I didn't.
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Bad dreams?
Yeah.
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I keep having this nightmare
I'm a foot-long hot dog
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in a short bun.
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Oh, my God,
my back is killing me.
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Oh. Sorry, but...
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the couch is the best I can do.No, I know.
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I'm not complaining.
I just-- wow--
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wish I could feel my hands.
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Well, it's only
temporary, right?
Oh, yeah.
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As soon as I scrape up enough
money, I'll be out of here.
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And you will be missed.
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[phone ringing]
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That's me.
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[phone continues ringing]
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Must've fallen
under the cushions.
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Here, here, here, here!
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Let me... let me get it.What are you doing?
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I'm helping!
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What is wrong
with you?
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Get out of my way.No, no, no, no.
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Your back hurts. Let me.
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Christy,
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stop!
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[phone continues ringing]
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Oh, my God.
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[yelps]
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I have been sleeping on
this medieval rack for a month
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and you never told me
it folds out into a bed?
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Didn't I?
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I meant to.
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Ah, look,
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found your phone.
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Yay.
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[sighs]
Off to work.
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See you later.
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[loud clang]
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All right.
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Bye.
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Oh, come on.
Don't do the silent thing.
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You're a pathetic excuse
for a daughter.
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I take it back.
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Do the silent thing.
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Just so you know, I won't
be here when you get home.
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Mom, stop.
No.
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You clearly don't want me here,
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and I certainly don't want
to be where I'm not welcome.
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You are very welcome.
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I just thought that...
couches are for visitors
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and beds are for... ever.
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And would that
have been so awful?
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Of course not.
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Well, thanks
for the hospitality.
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I'll see you around.
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[sighs]
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No, I don't want you to leave.
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Please.
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Forgive me.
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Stay.
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I can't forgive you.
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But I will stay.
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I can do this myself.
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No, no, no. It's
the least I can do.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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I just hope you understand
I'm gonna need some time
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to rebuild my trust in you,
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which, frankly,
has been shattered.
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Gotcha.
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[phone ringing]
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[groans]
That's me.
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Oh, relax. I got it.
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No, wait!
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I'm right here.
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No! No! No, no, no, no, no!
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What...
Ooh...
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the hell?
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You told me you were broke.
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Emotionally!
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[phone continues ringing]
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She can't talk right now. She's
about to get her ass kicked.
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I took you in because
you couldn't pay your own rent.
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Well, there's "couldn't"
and-and "didn't want to."
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So you lied to me.
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Uh...
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This couch
folds out.
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No, no, no, no, no.
That's done. Old business.
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There's a new lie in town!
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Fine. Take whatever you need.
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Don't try to buy your way
out of this.
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You sure? There's $4,000 there.
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$4,000?
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I have been paying
for everything around here.
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I know. And it's really
helped me save.
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I only had $3,000
when I moved in.
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I can't even talk
to you right now.
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I'm ju...
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Wow.
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Uh...
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sweetie?
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You're-you're gonna give
that money back to me, right?
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Uh, honey?
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Don't make Mommy kill you.
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[knocking]
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Yeah?
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BONNIE:
It's your mother.
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I don't have a mother.
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I made you breakfast.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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There's coffee, oatmeal,
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toasted English
and a fruit cup.
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Nice.
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So... we good?
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Sure.
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I just hope you understand
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I'm gonna need some time
to rebuild my trust in you,
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which, frankly,
has been shattered.
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Oh, come on.
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Y-You didn't want me here,
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and I didn't feel like paying
to be here.
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Let's just call it even
and move on.
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[sighs]
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I don't know.
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Is there anything else
you haven't told me?
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[scoffs, chuckles]
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Probably.
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Well?
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Really? You want to do this?
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Yes, I want to do this.You're willing
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to come clean about everything
you've kept from me?
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Ooh...
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Yeah, tricky, isn't it?
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[sighs]
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Yeah. What the hell?
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Let's do it.
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Let's put it all on the table.
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No harm, no foul?
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Yeah, total amnesty.
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All right.
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You want
to go first?
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I'll give you $4,000
if you go first.
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Sweet.
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[grunts]
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You remember your Aunt Jeanine?
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Yeah.
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She wasn't really your aunt.
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She and I were, you know...
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Oh, my God.
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You were gay?
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Not gay so much as
temporarily disgusted with men.
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I don't believe it.
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Aunt Jeanine used
to take me to the park
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and teach me how to shoot hoops
and hit a softball.
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Oh.
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Your turn.
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[breathes deeply]
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All right, wow.
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I thought we'd warm up,
but you just dove in head first.
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That's what she said.
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Okay.
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I got one.
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Remember that kilo of hash
that was stolen from your car?
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Yeah.
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Best junior prom ever.
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Are you kidding me?
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I was almost killed
in the desert because of that.
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Amnesty.
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There was a gun to my head.
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They made me dig my own grave.
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Ooh, that's too bad.
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I was voted queen of the prom.
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You're up.
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Okay, here's a biggie.
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You know what? Never mind,
let me think of something else.
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No, I want that one.
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What's that?
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Um, uh, all right, uh,
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the only reason you passed
ninth-grade algebra
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is 'cause I gave your teacher
a handy on parents' night.
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Nice try.
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You told me that
the next morning.
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Now give.
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[clears throat]
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All right.
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Alvin Lester Biletnikoff.
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Who's that?
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Your father.
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What?
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You always said
you didn't know who he was.
198
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It could have been a dozen guys.
199
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I lied,
I always knew it was Alvin.
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Oh, my God.
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Whew, that's a load off.
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All right, your turn.
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CHRISTY:
Are you freaking kidding me?!
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I spent my whole life
wondering who he was,
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and you knew
the whole time?
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BONNIE:
Calm down!
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We agreed on amnesty!
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CHRISTY:
Screw amnesty and screw you!
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What's amnesty?
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Uh, it's when you
can't remember stuff.
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Watch your brother.
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We'll be back
in a few hours.
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What's going on?
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Nothing,
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we have to run
some errands.
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Very nice,
lie to your daughter.
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How'd you find him?
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Google-- I did
the satellite map thing.
219
00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:37,201
The son of a bitch has a pool.
220
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I could have had a pool?
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Icould have had a pool.
222
00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,468
How long has he
lived in Chico?
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I don't keep
tabs on him.
Mom.
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17 years.
225
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Married, two kids,
two mortgages,
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and he's on the Scientology
mailing list, thanks to me.
227
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,438
Sounds like you have a little
unfinished business with him.
228
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,658
Yeah, if I finish it,
I'll have to go to jail.
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00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,314
Roscoe, it's your turn
to take out the garbage.
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I'll do it later.
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00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,056
Pause the video game
and do it now.
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I don't have to listen to you.
233
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,232
You're not Mom.
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Roscoe.
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00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:10,800
Let me.
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00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,500
Hey.
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You heard your sister;
take out the garbage.
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00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,460
You take it out.
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00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,115
Whoa, little man, not cool.
240
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,117
You need to show some respect.
241
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,509
Bite me.
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00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,686
Okay, go to your room.
243
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:27,730
No.
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I said go to your room.
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00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,080
Luke, relax.
246
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,516
No, he has to learn
to respect his elders.
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His elders?
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00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,913
Five minutes ago you were
making armpit farts.
249
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Hang on.
250
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:43,659
Go. To. Your. Room.
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You're. A. Big. Douche.
252
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,885
You want to get spanked?
253
00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:52,581
You want to get kicked
in the nuts?!
254
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,021
Who is this kid?
255
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,677
So, what's he do?
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00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,157
He owns a body shop.
257
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,289
Really, and he has a pool?
258
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:08,031
Ah, relax, it's above ground.
259
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:08,684
Want to see a picture of him?
260
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,730
Yeah.
261
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:14,690
He's Chinese?
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00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,345
Oh, sorry,
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that's just a fella I,
you know, keep company with.
264
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,265
Okay.
265
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,483
Here he is.
266
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,528
Here's your father.[bump]
267
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,748
What the hell was that?
268
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,054
Oh, think you killed a possum.
269
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Nope, he's up.
270
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,625
Okay, ha-hang
on before I...
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kill again.
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Wow.
273
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,595
I don't look anything like him.
274
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:51,814
He's five-five.
275
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,776
Oh, Daddy.
276
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,259
Is the little
jerk not eating?
277
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,913
He's not a jerk,
and he won't come
278
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,959
out of his room
because he thinks you're a jerk.
279
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,613
Fine, then he doesn't eat.
280
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,701
Probably could use a
good spanking, too.
281
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,703
Are you kidding me?
282
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,053
Is that how you want
to raise our kid?
283
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,663
Hey, this ass got
swatted plenty
284
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:18,145
and it's a better ass for it.
285
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,668
Well, then we have a problem.
286
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:22,627
I agree.
287
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,542
What's the problem?
288
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:27,937
I intend to raise our child
with patience and understanding.
289
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,939
You weren't
raised like that.
290
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:33,116
Exactly-- I want to do better,
I want to break the cycle.
291
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,640
Wow.
292
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,729
That's ambitious.
293
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,168
Why don't we start now?
294
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,691
Go talk to Roscoe, make peace.
295
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:46,434
He threatened
my nuts.
296
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,828
For me.
297
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,788
[sighs]
298
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,181
Okay.
299
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,317
Don't worry.
300
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,363
I'm in charge.
301
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,888
[sighs]
302
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:09,413
Looks like your daddy has a nice
operation going over there.
303
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,067
[sighs]
304
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,113
And he habla españols.
305
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,462
That's considerate.
306
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:14,810
I like him.
307
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,075
So, what's the plan?
[sighs]
308
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,078
I'm not sure.
309
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,253
Man, my heart is pounding.
310
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,168
Why didn't
you tell me?
311
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:28,128
Why did you pretend he was just
some faceless stranger?
312
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,782
I don't...
313
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,482
Because I... thought that was...
better than the truth.
314
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:37,354
Thanks for making that decision
for me.
315
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,575
[sighs]
316
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,577
All right.
317
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,579
Last chance.
318
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,799
I'm about to go over there
and hear his side of the story.
319
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,324
Are you sure you don't want
to tell yours first?
320
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,719
Uh...
321
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,287
Uh...
322
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,289
fine.
323
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,248
Uh... [clears her throat]
324
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:01,857
I was
325
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,425
sixteen.
326
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,949
I was living with my fifth set
of foster parents,
327
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,343
and I sensed
I was losing their support.
328
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,084
May have been related
329
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:15,044
to a Trinitron TV
that went missing.
330
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,741
Anyway, I, uh, met your father
shortly thereafter.
331
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,309
Timing was good.
332
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,876
I was between homes,
he had a Winnebago.
333
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:24,749
So it wasn't a one-night stand?
334
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,229
No. No.
335
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,971
We were in love.
336
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,104
Lived together two years
before I got pregnant.
337
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,323
Wow.
338
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,064
Mm-hmm.
339
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,806
Yeah. He was so excited
he was gonna be a dad.
340
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,896
He brought me strawberry
milkshakes every day.
341
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,898
He made you a crib
out of leather.
342
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,465
And then,
343
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,336
you surprised us
a couple of weeks early
344
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,251
at a...
at a Blue Oyster Cult concert.
345
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,861
My water broke
right in the middle
346
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,646
of "Don't Fear the Reaper."
347
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,127
I never liked that song.
348
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,867
Uh, understandable.
349
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,827
You were stuck in my pelvis
the first time you heard it.
350
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,960
And then, he rushed me
to the hospital where,
351
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:04,702
thanks to your big head,
I had to have a C-section.
352
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:05,747
But when it was over,
353
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,923
there you were,
354
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,969
our beautiful baby girl.
355
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,976
It all sounds great.
356
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,327
What happened?
357
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,590
I...
358
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,809
He panicked, I guess. I...
359
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,770
I waited at the hospital
360
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:29,858
for two days,
but he never came back.
361
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:33,383
He just left you there?
362
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,560
Us.He left us.
363
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,173
Yeah.
364
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,481
I was discharged Christmas Eve.
365
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,440
[laughing]
366
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,225
I remember sitting
on a bus bench
367
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:52,359
with you in my arms,
not knowing where to go.
368
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,536
Oh, damn.
369
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,799
What?
370
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,889
I hate it when you become
a real person with feelings.
371
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,024
Sorry. I'm not that crazy
about it, either.
372
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,027
[sniffling]
[sighs]
373
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:11,987
Now I don't know whether
I want to hug him or kill him.
374
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:15,208
Well, I don't want to influence
you either way, but...
375
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,862
Mom, put that away, please!
376
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,690
Don't!
377
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,083
Mom!
378
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,830
Okay, miss,
what can I do you for?
379
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,746
Oh. Hi.
380
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,880
I'm Christy.
381
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:36,968
All right.
382
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,235
Oh, look, we're
the same height.
383
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,280
[laughing]:
Okay.
384
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,587
Just came by
to insult me, did you?
385
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,937
No. No, no, no.
386
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:53,463
I just wanted
to tell you that...
387
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,293
My car.
388
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:01,471
I was thinking
about getting it painted.
389
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,820
We can do that.
390
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:03,865
What kind of car is it?
391
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:04,866
It's that
392
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:08,913
'91 Jetta over there.
393
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,916
Ah. Hope you're planning
on painting it brown,
394
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:15,616
'cause that is one
fantastic piece of crap.
395
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,139
You think?
396
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,272
Yeah, my advice is,
don't waste your money.
397
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,537
Oh. Okay.
398
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,539
I appreciate you being honest.
399
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,455
Well, I wouldn't go that far.
400
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,677
All right, well,
401
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:34,896
thanks for your time.
402
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,898
No problem.
403
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:42,077
Oh. Nice-looking family.
404
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,905
Oh, thanks.
405
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,821
Yeah, my oldest son there
is just back from Afghanistan,
406
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:51,130
and the younger one
is a DJ or something.
407
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,697
I don't really get it.
408
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:57,745
To me, he just looks like
an idiot playing records.
409
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,356
But I'm sure I did dumber
things when I was his age.
410
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,228
Like what?
411
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,232
Well, like... none
of your business.
412
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,799
Right.
413
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,845
Sorry.
414
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,108
That's okay. And listen,
if you ever get a car
415
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,415
from this century, you
know where to find me.
416
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,504
I do.
417
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,114
Okay. There you go.
418
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,030
[sighs]
419
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,434
[sighs]
420
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,436
You okay?
421
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,874
Not really.
422
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:43,051
Why didn't you tell him?
423
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:43,965
I don't know.
424
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,141
I choked.
425
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,448
What did you think of him?
426
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,277
Seems like a nice guy, good dad.
427
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,104
[sighs]
428
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,063
I mean, I wanted to yell at him
429
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:58,936
for running off on us like
he did, but... what's the point?
430
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:01,504
We turned out just fine
without him.
431
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,987
[both laugh]
432
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,033
[sighing]:
Oh.
433
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,427
Oh. Oh.
[laughing]
434
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,082
I have never loved you more.
435
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,084
Back at ya.
436
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,651
[chuckles]
437
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,740
[sighs]
438
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,090
You know, there's one more
thing that I kept from you
439
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,832
that you should
probably know.
440
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,182
Okay.
441
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,879
[sighs]
442
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,404
You're two years older
than you think you are.
443
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,319
Amnesty!
444
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,843
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