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I guess my favorite
childhood memory
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Really?
You lived there?
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Well, not on purpose.
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It was more of a...
border crossing situation.
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Did you lose your passport?
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No, we had plenty of passports.
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Our luggage was the problem.
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Anyway, eventually,
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we made it back into the States.
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At night.
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In a row boat.
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Wow.
Yeah.
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Heck of a way to spend
your fifth birthday.
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Also the night
I learned to swim.
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Anyway, what's your
favorite childhood memory?
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Um...
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Oh, you know what?
Got to meet Bo Jackson.
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I didn't... didn't
really meet him.
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Uh, my dad and I were invited
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to stand on the sidelines
at a Raider game.
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And Bo got chased out of bounds
and ran right into me.
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Broke my collarbone.
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Nice.
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I like to call it
"a football injury"
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Don't you like your dinner?
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Oh, yeah, it's fine.
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I'm just...
I'm not much of an eater.
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Ah.
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So, listen, um...
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my college roommate is getting
married next month in Big Sur.
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And...
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I was thinking maybe
you'd like to go with me.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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So, like... kind of a...
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overnight sort of deal?
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Yeah, yeah.
It would be a weekend.
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At a hotel.
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I know we're trying
to take this slow,
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but, um...
I don't think I can get them
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to postpone the wedding
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and I'd really like
to go with you.
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No, no, no.
It sounds nice.
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Kind of a... romantic getaway.
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Uh... so is that a yes?
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Yeah, sure.
I'd love to.
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Great.
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You going to eat that salmon?
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Thanks.
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♪ ♪
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Thanks for dinner.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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So, I'm going to RSVP
for the wedding.
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Adam Henchy,
plus one-derful.
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I bet you regret that.
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The second it came
out of my mouth.
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So, any food allergies
I should let them know about?
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Uh, just penicillin
and vodka.
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Thank you for being
so patient with me.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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I'm glad we didn't jump into
bed right away, he lied.
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One month.
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Wait, I should
say that to him.
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One month.
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Yippee!
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Good night.
Good night.
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Oh, damn, my penis
just said "yippee."
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Roscoe do his homework?
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Yep.
How was your date?
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You really
have to ask?
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It's 20 after 9:00.
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It was very nice.
In fact...
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Adam asked me to go
to a wedding with him
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next month in Big Sur.
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Would you like me
to get you a spoon?
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No, I just
wanted a taste.
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I can't believe you haven't
slept with this guy yet.
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Mom, please, not
in front of Violet.Oh, I'm sorry.
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Did I offend the delicate
sensibilities
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of my pregnant
granddaughter?
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I'm good.
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Well, if you must know--We must.
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I'm sticking to the plan.
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I'm not going to have
sex with him
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until we know each
other really well.
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Until we have
a foundation
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of trust and respect
to build on.
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[blows raspberry]
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You're such a girl.
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I'm a lady.
Kiss my ass.
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Hey, look who's eating
here on his day off.
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Christy. I, uh...
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I thought this was
Richard's table.
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Richard called in sick.
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And his name is David.
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I'll be your server.
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Oh... isn't that great.
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Sorry, I'm late.
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The new masseuse
at the club
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has no idea
what she's doing.
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Christy, you
remember my wife.
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Of course.
Hello, Claudia.
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It's "Clowdia."
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Right, sorry.
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My mouth doesn't like
to make that shape.
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"Clowdia."
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It's a lot of work.
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Um, okay, well, I will give you
a minute with the menus.
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Clowdia...
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A penny for your thoughts?
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A thousand dollars
for your tushy.
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What?
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Twelve hundred.
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You really need to go to the
sexual harassment workshop.
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If I go, will you sleep with me?
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I am so sorry.
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Not as sorry as I am.
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If it'll help, I'll move us
to another table.
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Oh, no, no-- you are going
to stay right where you are.
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And I am going to serve
dinner to your wife
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and you are going
to tip me 40 percent.
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That sounds fair.
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And a month from now you are
going to give me the weekend off
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so I can go away
with my new boyfriend.
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You're seeing someone?
Is it serious?
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You're married.
Is it serious?
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Sorry.
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FYI, we don't have any
water or bread yet.
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Take your time.
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[woman crying]
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Uh, hello?
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You okay in there?
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[whimpering]:
No.
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Well...
you going to be long?
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'Cause I'm fighting
a losing battle here.
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Hold on.
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[toilet flushes]
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Oh. Claudia.
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Clowdia.
I'm sorry.
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Are you all right?
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I'm fine, thank you.
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Can I tell you a secret?
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That you drink $800 bottles
of wine on the toilet?
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My husband's
cheating on me.
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Wow.
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That is a secret.
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[crying]
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Here.
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And the worst part is,
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he's just doing
it to get back at me.
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What'd you do?
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Oh, I slept
with his step-father.
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You're kidding.
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Once-- I was drunk,
he was tall.
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Drunk and tall, I've
made that mistake.
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I just can't for the life of me
understand what kind of loser
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would allow herself to be
violated by my husband.
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Probably some
dumb whore.
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Right?
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The important thing is...
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as long as you
love your husband,
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you can still make
your marriage work.
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You're really
sweet, Christy.
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Thank you.
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Don't forget to wash your hands
before you touch my food.
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Son of a bitch!
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I just have to say,
ever since I stopped drinking,
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I look better,
I have more energy,
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I sleep better,
I've lost weight,
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I'm making more money
and best of all,
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I have this wonderful,
deep sense
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that every day is a miracle
and I am a blessed child of god.
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Anybody buying this crap?
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Anybody?
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All right, you're up.
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Thank you, Bonnie.
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Hi, I'm Christy.
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I'm an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Christy.
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Um, I just want to say
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that it's really nice being
at a women's meeting
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where I can talk about
what's going on in my life
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without feeling judged.
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Or hit on.
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I mean,
for the most part.
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Anyway, I'm six months sober.
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Feeling pretty good in general.
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Still struggling with the whole
relationship thing.
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Um, I've been dating
this really great guy.
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And...
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you know,
taking my sponsor's advice--
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going slow, not jumping
into bed with him right away.
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But the problem is, the longer
I don't sleep with him,
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the more nervous I am
about sleeping with him.
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And I just agreed to go away
with him for the weekend,
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and I know we're going to do it
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and I'm kind of
freaking out because
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I don't think
I've ever had sex
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with anybody I care about
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without being at least partially
drunk and/or high.
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And I might be using
food as a substitute.
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How about this
for the wedding?
Nah.
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Doesn't fit.
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I don't know what happened.
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I have a clue.
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All right, let's forget about
the event ensemble for a moment
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and talk about
The Event ensemble.
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What about it?
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00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,256
What's the plan?
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You going to wear
some lingerie
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or just throw your dress up
over your head
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and say, "Have at it?"
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I don't know, Mom.
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It's a nice hotel,
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I just thought I'd throw on
one of their robes.
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Seriously?
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You make the guy wait
three months to open the present
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and you're going wrap it
in terry cloth?
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He's gonna feel like
he's doing it with a hand towel.
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Okay. Here.
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Teddy, nightie,
thong, thong, thong.
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Happy?
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Forgive me for trying to help.
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Sorry, I'm just...
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a little freaked out
about this trip.
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Oh, sweetie, listen.
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If this is too much for you,
remember--
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it's not too late to call him,
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cancel, break his heart
and die alone.
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I do enjoy
our talks, Mother.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
I got you a little something.
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Strawberry lube?
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Sorry, they were out
of ham flavored.
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00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:05,839
Thanks.
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Do not eat it in the car.
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Thanks for taking care
of Roscoe for the weekend.
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No problem.
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We're going to have
a lot of fun.
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Come here,
give me a hug.
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Be a good boy.
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I will.
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Listen to your dad.
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Unless it's against
your better judgment.
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Okay.
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I love you.I love you, too.
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Go wait in the car,
I'll be right out.
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Thanks for letting me
have this time with him.
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Oh, happy to do it.
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Just don't feed him
a lot of crap.I won't.
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No scary movies.Of course not.
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I don't want him
around your friends.Got it.
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Okay, have fun.How?
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Anything happens to Roscoe,
254
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I'm going to hunt you down
and kill you.
255
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,626
Could have just said "bye."
256
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,587
Oh, hey.
You must be "Big Sur."
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Uh, yeah, I guess.
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All right. Up top.
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We're tunnel buddies.
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"Tunnel buddies"?
261
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,249
Yeah, I'm Christy's ex.
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00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,860
Makes us...
tunnel buddies.
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Oh. Oh.
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00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,125
No, I see.
265
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,649
Actually, we're not
"buddies" just yet.
266
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,261
She and I are taking it slow.
267
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,523
Wow. Really?
268
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:26,136
I hit that
the first night.
269
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:30,401
Well, it was
so nice to meet you.
270
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:33,709
Likewise.
271
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,711
Oh, Big Sur--
272
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:40,020
when it does happen,
you're going to love it.
273
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,499
Love. It.
274
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,202
[knocking]
275
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,334
CHRISTY:
Could somebody get the door?
276
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,075
BONNIE:
Hang on!
277
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,211
Hello.
278
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,473
Oh, look at you.
279
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,127
Like a puppy.
280
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,651
Come on in.
Come on.
281
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,264
I'm Bonnie,
Christy's mom.
282
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,223
Oh, pleasure to meet you.
Adam Henchy.
I know.
283
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,528
Christy, he's here,
he's adorable,
284
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,661
I can't believe
you waited.
285
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,968
I'm almost done packing
I'll be right there.
286
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,143
Oh, no hurry.
287
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,274
You're talking to my mother--
288
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,972
believe me there's a hurry.
289
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:21,757
Let me introduce you
to the rest of the family.
290
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,803
This is Christy's
daughter, Violet.
291
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:24,978
Violet, yes.
Finally.
292
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,762
I've heard so
much about you.
293
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,372
Hey.
294
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,766
Don't take it personal.
She's not very nice.
295
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:34,030
And this is her
boyfriend, Luke.
Hi.
296
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,553
Oh, good luck
this weekend.
297
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,817
I am pulling for you.
298
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,691
Don't stand too close,
he'll impregnate you.
299
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,259
So, Adam,
big trip, huh?
300
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,651
Uh, yeah.
301
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:47,957
My college roommate's
getting married.
302
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,393
That's not what
I'm talking about.
303
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,092
What are you talking about?
304
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:54,659
You know what
I'm talking about.
305
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:58,185
I don't want to talk about
what you want to talk about.
306
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,187
She's going to tell
me everything
307
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:00,578
when she gets
back anyway.
308
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,278
Christy, help!
309
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,454
Whatever she said,
I'm sorry.
310
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,672
It was nice to meet you.
311
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:07,847
Just keep walking.Okay.
312
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:11,502
Ladies first.
313
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,161
You bring your bathing suit?
314
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:21,121
Huh? What? No.
315
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,736
Oh, damn, I'm nervous.
316
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,043
About what?
317
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,436
Really?
You're going to make me say it?
318
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:36,440
No.
I'm just as nervous.
319
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,616
Well, I find that if
you talk about your fears,
320
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,357
you take away
their power.
321
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:41,532
Yeah, I find that, too.
322
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,186
All right,
well, then,
323
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,840
let's just put
everything on the table, yeah?
324
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,276
We've been seeing each
other for three months,
325
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,017
and sometime tonight,
326
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,584
we are going to have
sex for the very first time.
327
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:53,109
Woo! There.
I said it.
328
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:57,026
I feel better.
How about you?
329
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:57,679
Oh, yeah.
330
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,385
Beautiful wedding, huh?Yeah.
331
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,647
You know, they met
on a dating website.
332
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,649
No kidding.
Yep.
333
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,870
First date, they fell
into bed with each other
334
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,395
and they've been all over each
other ever since.
335
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,224
That explains why she grabbed
his ass at the altar.
336
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,573
Right.
337
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,621
So, what do you
feel like doing?
338
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,058
Really?
339
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,668
You're going
to make me say it?
340
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:39,764
I'll be right back.
341
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,115
Okay.
342
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,296
My friends really liked you.
343
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,732
I liked them, too.Yeah?
344
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:53,778
Uh, what'd you think
of the band?
345
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,824
They were okay.
346
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,348
Where'd you learn
to dance like that?
347
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,307
Oh, believe it or not--
Boy Scout camp.
348
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,612
Really?
349
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,397
That's right, yeah.
350
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,876
One of my Scout Leaders
used to dance on Broadway.
351
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,575
He taught us guys everything.
352
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,664
The Waltz, the Salsa, the Tango.
353
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,753
Some of the parents
actually got really upset.
354
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,975
Kind of like Footloose.
355
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,460
How you-how you doing in there?
356
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,071
Almost.Oh, you know.
357
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:28,248
I think there's
a full moon tonight.
358
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:31,251
[shrieks]
359
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,904
Christy!
360
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,386
Oh. Hey.
361
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,648
What are you doing?Um...
362
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,869
I'm running away.
363
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,523
Why?
364
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:46,179
I'm just not ready
to have sex with you.
365
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,182
Get in here.
366
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,227
Are you out of your mind?
367
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,186
Uh, maybe. Yeah.
368
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,753
Why didn't you
just say something?
369
00:16:55,840 --> 00:17:01,977
Oh, I thought it'd
be easier to just...
370
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,587
crawl through
the bathroom window,
371
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:07,765
shimmy down a drainpipe
and take a bus home.
372
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:10,159
You thought that'd be easier?
373
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,943
Oh, come on,
don't make me defend it.
374
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,685
All right, fine.
Just tell me the truth.
375
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,339
Is the problem me?
376
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,559
Is it that you just don't
want to be with me?
377
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,996
No, you're terrific.
378
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,998
The problem is me.
379
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,566
I'm just too scared.
380
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,656
Oh, Christy.
Come here.
381
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,527
There's nothing
to be scared of.
382
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:31,920
Yeah, there is.
383
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,140
Name three things.
384
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:38,622
Number one--
you see me naked
385
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,930
and there's a couple of tattoos
that will need explaining.
386
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,627
Number two--
387
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,108
should we start out
simple, guy on top,
388
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,155
or do we go straight
for Cirque du Soleil?
389
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,330
Number three-- sounds.
390
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,853
Should they be real,
391
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,855
or should they be,
"Ooh, baby, ooh, baby"?
392
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,944
Number four--Oh-oh, that's fine.
393
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,685
Just wanted three.
394
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,426
No, no, no, no.
I'm just getting started.
395
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,167
Ooh, here's a good one--
what if you can't do it?
396
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,038
Who ends up crying in
the shower, me or you?
397
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,824
Probably me.
398
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:10,045
I'm telling you,
we're doomed.
399
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,481
Wow.
400
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:14,528
I've disappointed
a few women in my life,
401
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:15,833
but this is my first
Doomsday scenario.
402
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,707
Listen.
403
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:23,580
The reason I'm not ready
to have sex with you
404
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,930
is because I'm still
figuring out who I am,
405
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:29,717
and until I do...
406
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:34,939
I don't think I can be
in a relationship.
407
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,594
So, what does that mean?
408
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,121
It means
we take a break.
409
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,470
[sighs]
410
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,342
So, what, we'll just be,
like, friends?
411
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,302
Yeah. Friends.
412
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,999
Oh, God.
413
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,741
How do I always wind up being
friends with hot chicks?
414
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,135
Unbelievable.
415
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,788
I'm sorry.
416
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:02,489
That's okay.
417
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,927
[breathes deeply]
418
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,277
All right, friend.
419
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,931
What do you say,
you hungry?
420
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,976
Want to get some
room service?
421
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:15,415
No, actually,
I'm not hungry at all.
422
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:18,853
Yeah, well, I'm starving.
423
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:22,726
Hi, could you connect me
with room service, please?
424
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:26,991
Oh, Adam, don't use food
to cover up your feelings.
425
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:30,125
Shut up.
426
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:38,438
[knocking]
427
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,398
Hello, Christy.
428
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:46,620
Oh, hi.
429
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,230
What a surprise.
430
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,753
We need to talk.
431
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,625
We do?
432
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,714
Yes, we do.
433
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:54,976
May I come in?
434
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,978
Yeah, sure.
435
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,501
BONNIE:
I was wrong.
436
00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,328
I'd like to have sex
in a hotel bathrobe.
437
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,814
Mom, this is
"Clowdia."
438
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,119
Gabriel's wife.
439
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,166
Oh, well.
440
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,298
Isn't it, uh,
nice to meet you.
441
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,781
Hello.
442
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:18,956
Got your back.
443
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:27,095
So... what's up?
444
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,402
I confronted Gabriel
about the affair.
445
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,446
Really?
446
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:34,058
What did he say?
447
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,538
He denied it.
448
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,974
He said it was
all in my imagination
449
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,281
because I have
a drinking problem.
450
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:42,502
And...
do you believe him?
451
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,898
I do, I'm a mess.
452
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,813
Yes, you are!
453
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,338
Can you help me?
454
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,035
Yes, I can!
455
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,645
Wait, why me?
456
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,299
Gabriel said you're
a huge alcoholic
457
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,518
and it wrecked your life.
458
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,172
He's right again!
459
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,349
Bring it on in, sloppy.
460
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,220
BONNIE:
Aw, I wanted to hit her.
461
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,395
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