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Previously onMom...You have no right to tell me
who I can and cannot see!
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What are you saying,
we're not monogamous?
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Gabriel, you're married.
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We do it once a month,
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and I don't even take off
my T-shirt.
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I've been sober 118 days.
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Oh! Don't applaud for that.
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They've been the worst 118 days
of my life.
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Um... the only reason I'm here
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is because, uh, I didn't want
to turn into my mother.
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I mean, some mothers teach
their daughters how to bake,
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mine taught me how
to beat a cavity search
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and still feel like a lady.
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You doing all right?
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I... don't know.
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Excuse me.
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I can't believe this!
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Hey, you have to take some
of the responsibility
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for this pregnancy.
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We had the talk.
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I told her about abstinence,
condoms, everything.
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Did you mention oral sex
as a work-around?
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Oh, my God, it ismy fault.
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Oh, God, I hate this part.
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Just be cool.
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I can barely walk
with all the crap
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you've taped
to my thighs.
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Well, there was another place
to hide it,
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but you're too dainty.
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I told you
that's exit only.
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Next, please.
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Here we go.
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Welcome back
to the United States.
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Is your trip for business
or pleasure?
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Pleasure.
Business.
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Business.
Pleasure.
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The point is,
we're thrilled to be back.
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God bless America!
Home of our ancestors!
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And the birthplace of jazz.
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Okay.
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Whose bag is this?
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My mom's.
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No, I'm pretty sure
that's yours, honey.
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See? It's got
your nametag right on it.
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Yeah, but that's
not my bag.
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Well, it certainly ain't mine,
muchacha.
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Well, what do we have here?
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Christy!
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How could you?!
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What?! This is not my bag,
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and I've never
seen that before!
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Oh, sweetheart, did prison
teach you nothing?
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I've never been to prison!
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Look, I don't want to tell you
how to do your job,
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but check her thighs--
their street value is $80,000.
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Mom!
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[gasps]
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[phone rings]
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What?!
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You sold me out to the Feds!
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Oh, honey...
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are you drinking again?
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No, I just dreamt
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that you and I were smuggling
drugs from Mexico,
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and when it went bad,
you made me take the fall!
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Oh, how awful.It is!
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You know, when you were
a little girl
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and had a bad dream, I let you
crawl in bed with me
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until you felt safe.
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You did?
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I did.
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But now you're a fully grown
crazy person,
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so I'm just gonna hang up!
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Mom? Mom...?
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[sighs]
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Of all the things
to yell at my mother for,
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I had to pick the one
that didn't happen.
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Hey, Mom, I just wanted
to call and say I'm sorry
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for yelling at you.
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I know it was just a dream,
but it seemed so real.
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Hang on. I gotta spit.
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Anyway, call me back...
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unless you're gonna punish me
with silence, which is so you.
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Probably what you're doing
right now.
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Well, you know what?
It's not gonna work.
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I'm not gonna let you get
in my head.
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Go to hell!
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That's gonna come back
and bite me in the ass.
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Why aren't you dressed?
We're gonna be late.
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My underpants are crunchy.
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What do you mean, "crunchy"?
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I don't know what happened.
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They were soft yesterday.
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Oh, honey, you can't keep
wearing the same underwear.
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Put on some clean ones.
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I don't have any clean ones.
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And you're telling me this
five minutes
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before you have
to leave for school?
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I'm as surprised as you are.
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All right.
Let's go see
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if your sister has
a pair you can borrow.
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I'm not wearing
Violet's underpants!
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No one will know!
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I'll know.
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Violet, do you have
any old underwear
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Roscoe could wear?
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Seriously?
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You haven't screwed him up
enough?
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It's a yes or no question.
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So was mine.
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Forget it; I'll just buy him
some on the way to school.
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Ugh, that reminds me,
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I'm gonna need some money
for some new jeans.
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I'm, like, seriously
bloated lately.
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[mocking]:
Violet, you're, like, seriously
pregnant lately.
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And you have a job.
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You want new jeans,
spend your own money.
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I'm not wasting
my money on fat pants.
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Oh, so you're okay
to waste mine?
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Well, I was hoping...
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Listen, Juno...
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...the minute you got pregnant,
life as you know it ended.
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It's time you got ready
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for the dream-sucking monster
which is about
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to shoot out
of your hoo-ha
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and gobble up your life!
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You're a horrible woman.
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And soon you'll be one, too!
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Ah, here.
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Clean underwear.
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I don't want to wear these.
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What's wrong with them?
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They have anchors.
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What's wrong with anchors?
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They're stupid.
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Oh, for God's sake,
it's just a design.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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Well, I like my underwear
to make sense.
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I'm not having
this conversation with you.
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Then who is?
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Excuse me, can my son
change in your bathroom?
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We don't have
a bathroom.
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Of course you have
a bathroom.
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Come on.
Help me out here.
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Sorry, it's not
for public use.
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Okay, look,
I'm in a hurry.
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I gotta get him to school.
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Can't you make
an exception?
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I don't make the rules.
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No, but you have a brain
and you could use it now
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to help my little boy put
on a pair of clean underpants!
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Mom, it's okay.
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I got this, Roscoe!
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I don't think you do.
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Why don't I just change
in the car?
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No, you are gonna change...
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right here!
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In the store?
I'm not an animal.
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Go ahead!
No one can see!
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Ma'am, he can't take his clothes
off in here.
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Want to bet?
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Take your clothes off in here.
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Please don't make me call
security.
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No, no, go ahead.
I want you to.
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In fact, I'll do it for you.
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Security! Nine-year-old
changing into anchor underpants
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in aisle eleven!
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Shoot to kill!
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You're a horrible woman.
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Oh, like I haven't heard that
today from some other bitch!
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[sweetly]:
Go ahead, honey. Go on, change.
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So one regular coffee
and a latte.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, sweetie,
you'd be so much prettier
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if you smiled once in a while.
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Excuse me?
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Show a little teeth.
Brighten the world up!
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I'm sorry; I'll-I'll
certainly give that a try.
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Try it now.
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There you go.
Was that so hard?
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It's amazing you got to teach
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a broad who works for tips
basic courtesy.
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[sighs]
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You look really pretty today.
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Did you change your hair?
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Bite me!
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Is it just me, or do crazy
waitresses give you a woody?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Christy, right?
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Yeah. How'd you know my name?
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We met at your first meeting.
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I'm Marjorie.
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I'm sorry. I spent
most of that meeting crying
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and vomiting into my purse.
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And you wonder why
I remember your name.
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How's it going now?
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Well, got a new purse.
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Very nice.
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Unfortunately, that's
about the only thing
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I got going for me.
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Sorry to hear it.
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Did you ever have one
of those days
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where everyone you meet
is a gigantic ass?
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Everyone, huh?
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Yeah.
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My mom, my kids,
the people at work,
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even some idiot clerk
at the 99-Cent Store.
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Yeah, I've had days
like that,
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and you know what
I finally figured out?
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What?
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If everyone I meet's an ass,
maybe I'mthe ass.
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Wait-- you're saying
I'm the problem?
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You're very quick.
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[mocking]:
You're very quick.
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Oh, God, I amthe ass.
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SUSAN:
Okay, everyone, I think we're
ready to get started.
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Please remember
there is no parking
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in the lot adjacent
to the building....
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You know, I get that I have to
take responsibility for my life,
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but you have no idea
what it was like
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growing up with my mother.
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I'm sure it was
a nightmare,
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but you're not
a child anymore.
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I know that,
but she makes me so mad!
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You got two options, sweetie:
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you can stay angry
at your mother
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and be miserable for
the rest of your life,
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or you can let it go
and be happy.
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SUSAN: The main doors
should stay closed
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during the meeting...
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Isn't there
a third option?
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Hi, Mom.
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Hello.
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Thanks for meeting me.
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Oh, sure.
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Um, listen,
I want to apologize
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for yelling at you
the other day.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's it?
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That's all
you're gonna say?
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"Mm-hmm"?
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Mm-hmm.
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[sighs]
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Anyway,
I feel terrible.
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Just "terrible"?
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What do you mean?
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Well, I would think
you'd feel ashamed, as well.
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Okay. Ashamed.
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Maybe a little dopey.
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Dopey, Doc and Sneezy.
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Are we good?
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I came in here good.
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Whatever.
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Let's just eat.
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Lunch is on me.
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It's my way of showing
I'm letting go of my anger.
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That's very
generous of you.
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Of course, if I were
flush with cash,
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I might buy my pregnant
daughter new jeans,
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but you're doing some
"tough love" thing-- I get it.
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You talked to Violet?
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00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,298
She tweeted it.
264
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:17,693
And did you defend me?
265
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,347
Nope, I just retweeted
and moved on.
266
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,047
Right there.
267
00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:25,309
That's where
my dream comes from.
268
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,789
You never, ever
have my back.
269
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,530
You always put your
needs ahead of mine.
270
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,792
Well, I certainly
hope the salmon
271
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,926
is more satisfying
than your apology.
272
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:35,972
[growling]
273
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:36,930
Don't growl, sweetheart;
274
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,366
it's not very ladylike.
275
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,720
Hey, buddy.
276
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,461
I went and did
all your laundry,
277
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:49,551
so you have nice,
fresh clothes for tomorrow.
278
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,948
No need to thank me.
279
00:12:57,559 --> 00:13:00,692
Are you giving me
the cold, silent treatment,
280
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,172
like your grandmother does?
281
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:05,262
No, I'm doing a puzzle
and it's hard.
282
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,747
You know, I'm really sorry
283
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,010
I haven't been on top of
getting the laundry done.
284
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,838
Or making sure
we have peanut butter.
285
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,274
Oh, are we out of peanut butter?
286
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,493
And jelly.
287
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,016
Okay.
288
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:20,495
And bread.
289
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,629
Right.
290
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,110
[sighs]
291
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,156
Hey, can I help?
292
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:29,852
Sure.
293
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:30,461
[groans]
294
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,728
You know...
295
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,556
I want you to know
296
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,602
that I will always
be there for you,
297
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,038
no matter what.
298
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,911
Nothing you do could
make me love you less.
299
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,477
Even if I grow up
to be like Dad?
300
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,916
Oh, honey...
301
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,265
the fact that
you're doing a puzzle
302
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,093
means you won't
end up like your dad.
303
00:13:59,055 --> 00:13:59,969
How's the cheesecake?
304
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,014
Awesome.
305
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,279
Do you like it, Violet?
306
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,758
It's your favorite.
307
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,412
I tell you I don't
fit into my pants,
308
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,240
so you buy me
cheesecake?
309
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,417
I was just trying
to do something
nice for you.
310
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,419
Whatever.
311
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:22,513
You know, Violet...
312
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,125
your mom's making
a real effort, here,
313
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,996
and you're not giving
her much to work with.
314
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,391
Are you taking her side?
315
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,350
It's okay, Luke.
316
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,483
No, no, no.
317
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,528
There are no sides
when it comes to family.
318
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,400
We're a circle.
319
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,706
Or a triangle...
320
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,450
...but that would
have sides, so a circle.
321
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,411
Luke, for your own sake,
stay out of this.
322
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,413
Well, Christy,
I am this.
323
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,069
You know, everyone
says you're all moody
324
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,026
'cause you're pregnant,
but they're wrong.
325
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:57,418
You've always been moody.
326
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,901
Why don't you go
take out the garbage?
327
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:02,989
Yes, dear.
328
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,471
I learned to say that
from watching TV.
329
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,390
Do you believe him?
330
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,436
Yeah, that was pretty stupid.
331
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:18,961
Do guys get smarter over time?
332
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,572
Oh, honey...
333
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,313
if they have the love
of a good woman,
334
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,662
all things are possible...
335
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:25,272
I'm sorry,
I can't lie to you.
336
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:25,881
No.
337
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,014
[laughs]
338
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,498
Chef Rudy?
339
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,500
Um...
340
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,328
I want you to know
that I'm aware
341
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,026
I've been kind of
bitchy lately,
342
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,679
and I'm working on it.
343
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,420
I'm trying to be
a better person.
344
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:44,465
Appreciate
the sentiment.
345
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,554
And good luck
with that.
346
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,559
Thank you.
347
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,301
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
348
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,350
Gabriel,
you got a sec?
349
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,873
Not if you're gonna
snap my head off.
350
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,919
I'm really sorry
about that.
351
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,573
I was having
a bad day, and...
352
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,661
I didn't mean to take
it out on you.
353
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:09,359
You don't deserve that.
354
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,927
I miss you, too.
355
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,669
Uh... no.
356
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,149
That's not where
I'm going with this.
357
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,412
I want to hold you
so much right now.
358
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,892
I'm trying to apologize,
359
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,329
not turn you on.
360
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,547
Too late.
361
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,161
Gabriel, listen to me.
362
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,640
You and I are done.
363
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,686
Over.
364
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,383
Finito.
365
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:44,525
Excuse me. Miss?
366
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,964
[speaks quietly]
367
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,625
I'm not sure
if you remember me...
368
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:01,150
I remember.
369
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,543
Yeah, I bet you do.
370
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,284
I want to apologize.
371
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,286
Your job's tough enough
without some jerk like me
372
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,026
telling you to smile.
373
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,637
Seriously?
374
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,552
Yeah, it's really
been eating at me.
375
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,597
I-I hope you'll
accept my apology.
376
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,645
Yes.
377
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:18,646
I do.
378
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,865
Thanks so much.
379
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,563
You've really made my day.
380
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,652
Great.
381
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,480
Have a nice lunch.
382
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,441
I so wish I hadn't
spit in his latte.
383
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,577
Hi, Marjorie.
384
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,058
Ah, there she is.
385
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,668
I just wanted
to thank you
386
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,365
for talking to me
the other day.
387
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:43,888
Your advice
really helped.
388
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:44,889
Oh, yeah?
389
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:45,977
Yeah.
390
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,675
Once I let go
of my anger,
391
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:48,850
everyone suddenly
got nicer.
392
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:49,851
Aw.
393
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,113
Good for you.
394
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,419
Anger is a luxury
395
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,116
people like us
cannot afford.
396
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,335
Hi, sweetie.
397
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,553
Hi, Mom.
398
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,515
Do you two
know each other?
399
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,518
We've, uh...
400
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,954
crossed paths.
401
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,567
Hello, Marjorie.
402
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:11,655
Bonnie.
403
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,312
Marjorie made cookies.
404
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,358
Thanks for
the warning.
405
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:22,710
Good-bye, Marjorie.
406
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:23,798
Bonnie.
407
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:28,933
That's your mother?
408
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,891
Yeah.
409
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,937
No wonder you drank.
410
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,341
Uh...
411
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,953
Excuse me, could I talk
to you for second?
412
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,305
Look, lady, I don't
want any problems.
413
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,610
No, no, no.
414
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:54,959
I came here to apologize.
415
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:58,180
I was very rude the other day.
416
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,747
Oh.
417
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,663
Anyway, there's no excuse
for it, but, um...
418
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,360
once again, I'm sorry.
419
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,145
Wow, I've been
working here six years
420
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,450
and this has
never happened.
421
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,192
[choked up]:
People come in,
422
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,454
they just treat you
like you're nothing,
423
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,108
and then...
424
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,849
go about their business,
425
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:17,982
buying cotton balls
and tube socks.
426
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:22,073
Well, you do get a lot of
tube sock for your money here.
427
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,773
But you came back
to apologize.
428
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,601
To be fair,
429
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,733
I also needed toenail clippers.
430
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,039
It doesn't matter.
431
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,128
Thank you.
432
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,785
Okay. Okay.
433
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,657
Geoff...
434
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,965
Hey...
435
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,401
can I use your
bathroom now?
436
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,664
Please don't exploit
our friendship.
437
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:48,883
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