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[crying]:
I think you'll find our...
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Napa Chardonnay to have hints
of vanilla and caramel
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with a velvety smooth finish.
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[sobs]
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Are you all right?
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Some days are better
than others.
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Thanks for asking.
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[sniffs]
It's very good.
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Yeah, 2004 was a great year
for this wine.
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[sniffs]
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Not so much for me.
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[sniffs]
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Enjoy.
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[clears throat]
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[sniffs]
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So, did I talk you
into that soufflé?
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Uh, yeah, two.
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Good call.
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You won't want to share.
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Oh, God.
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[groans]
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear... ♪
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♪ Ethel ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
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♪ And many more. ♪
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Hm... More butter and salt.
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They only need to live
long enough to pay the check.
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Beat those egg whites gently...
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as if they were a small,
annoying child.
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Paul, you're on fire again.
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Um, Christy,
you got a second?
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I can't talk now, Gabriel.
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I'm working.
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Yeah, I know, but,
uh, here's the thing.
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I-I'm getting a lot
of complaints.
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Really?
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About what?
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Well, apparently,
one of my waitresses
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is having a nervous breakdown.
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Is it Jennifer?
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No.
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Is it Carol?
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It's you!
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Gabriel, what does this
taste like to you?
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Uh, mushrooms?
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The correct answer was "ass."
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Listen, uh, maybe you should
take the rest of the night off.
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I can't afford to do that.
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I have children to feed.
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Not a problem. Grab a couple
steaks, head home and feed 'em.
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[sighs]
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You don't understand.
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The guy at table four said
something horrible to me
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when I was telling him
about the salmon.
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What's wrong
with the salmon?
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Nothing, the salmon's great.
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The guy insulted me.
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Oh, that's fine.
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What did he say?
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He said I was...
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[sniffles]
a good waitress.
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That's not bad.
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Or true.
[groans]
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I didn't grow up to be
a "good waitress."
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That was never the plan.
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The plan was to be
a psychologist.
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Okay.
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You're a young woman.
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You can still do that.
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Yeah, maybe.
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I'd probably have to graduate
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high school first.
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[groans]
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Now all I've got
to look forward to
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is serving $60 risotto
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to a bunch of smug food Nazis.
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I mean, who are we kidding?
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It's a big, steaming
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pile of gooey rice!
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What did you say?
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Get over yourself, Rudy.
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I saw you at McDonald's
going down on a Big Mac.
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First of all,
it was a Filet-O-Fish.
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And for you?
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Um, I'd like the, uh...
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[studio audience cheering,
applauding]
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I'd like the, uh,
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the pounded capon
with, uh, lemongrass and thyme.
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Excellent choice.
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You know, that's
a castrated chicken
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they beat with a hammer.
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MAN [on CD]:
Daily affirmations.
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I open my heart
and allow wonderful things
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to flow into my life.
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[sighs]
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I open my heart
and allow wonderful things
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to flow into my life.
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MAN [on CD]: Forgiving those
who have wronged me
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is a gift I give myself.
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My daughter's an easy lay
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and it's not my fault.
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[sighs]
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Hi.
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I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
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That's okay.
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How was work?
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Oh, fun.
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I feel guilty taking the money.
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What'd you do tonight?
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Not much.
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Did my homework, watched TV.
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Mmm.
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Is there a TV on your ceiling?
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What?
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Sit down.
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We need to talk.
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[sighs]
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What's up?
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Violet, I can't tell you...
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not to have sex at your age,
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because I had sex
at your age.
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Mom, I'm not having sex.[groans]
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Don't lie to the woman
who washes your sheets.
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And in case you've forgotten,
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I got pregnant with you
when I was a teenager.
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And please don't take
this the wrong way:
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It ruined my life.
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I love you, too, Mom...?
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And I can't tell you not
to drink and smoke pot,
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because my senior
yearbook quote was:
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"Let's drink and smoke pot."
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Can this please be over?
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You don't know
how lucky you are.
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My mother never bothered to
talk to me about this stuff.
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Yeah, this is over.Honey, I just don't want you
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to wake up one day and feel bad
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'cause you're not
a psychologist!
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[door slams]
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Okay, good talk!
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Let's get you back
in your own bed.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, sweetie.
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I waited up for you.
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Thank you.
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[grunts]
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Violet's boyfriend was over.
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I know.
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They were kissing.
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I'm sure they were.
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They took a shower together.
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Terrific.
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Are you coming to
my talent show tomorrow?
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Tomorrow?
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What time?
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11:00.
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Oh, honey, I have to
work the lunch shift.
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It's okay.
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I'm not good anyway.
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[sighs]
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Listen, maybe I can get
someone to cover my shift.
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Don't worry about it.
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No, I-I want you to be able
to look out into the audience
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and see me, because that way
you'll know how much I...
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Shh!
Mommy, I'm sleeping.
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Good talk.
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[sighs wearily]
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[knocking on door]
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Hi.
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[sighs with relief]
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You feeling better?
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Oh, yeah.
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My home is a real oasis.
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So, am I in trouble
with Chef Rudy?
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He'll be fine.
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He bought an eight ball
and took home the pastry chef.
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Sleeping with your boss.
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Who does that?
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ROSCOE:
Mom...?
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Yeah, honey?
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I had a bad dream.
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Oh, no, well, um...
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why don't you go back to bed
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and I'll come lay down
with you in a second?
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[sighs]
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I'm so sorry.
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I owe you one.
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Don't lay there too long.
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The sprinklers come on
in ten minutes.
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[sprinklers activating]
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[huffs]
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What the hell?
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Can I help you?
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What time is the talent show?
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What talent show?
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There's no talent show today?
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I don't think so.
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Are you freaking kidding me?!
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I lost a day's pay
for no reason?
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Maybe we were destined to meet.
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It would definitely be
the high point of my day.
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Psst! Roscoe!
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Hi, Mom.
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What are you doing here?
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The talent show?
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That's not today.
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But you said it was!
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Guess I was wrong.
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I guess you were.
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Don't you kids tease him
about this.
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[muffled]:
Son of a bitch!
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[kids giggling]
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Oh, God, I need a drink.
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Hi, I'm Christy
and I'm an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Christy.
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I've been sober 118 days.
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Oh, don't applaud for that.
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They've been the worst
118 days of my life.
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[all laugh]
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Um... [chuckles]
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The only reason I'm here
is because, uh,
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I didn't want to turn
into my mother.
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And I did anyway.
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Yeah, I drank like her.
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I went through men like her.
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Um, I was selfish to my kids
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just like she was.
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And I didn't know how
to live any other way
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because she was
my only role model.
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I mean, some mothers teach
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their daughters how to bake.
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Mine taught me how
to beat a cavity search
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and still feel like a lady.
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[all laugh]
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Anyway, thanks
for letting me share.
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And I cannot tell you
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how comforting it is
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to be in a room with people
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who are just
as screwed up as I am, so...
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Oh, stop it.
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Hi, I'm Jim and
I'm an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Jim.
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Aren't you a little old
to be blaming
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all your problems
on your mother?
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, I'm Greg.
May I take your order?
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Hi, Greg. I'm Bonnie and this
is my daughter, Christy.
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Hi.She and I
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haven't spoken
in a couple of years,
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so this is kind of
a big moment for us.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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What can you recommend
for a mother and daughter
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who are reconnecting
after a long, angry silence?
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Um... pie?
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Mom, please, just order.
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Um, is the mint tea
decaffeinated?
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Yes.Do you promise?
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If I have caffeine after 2:00,
my sleep in ruined.
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I promise.
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Okay, Greg, but if I wake up
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in the middle of the night,
I'm calling you.
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Well, I'll-I'll give you
my number.
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[Greg chuckles]
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[clears throat]
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Um, and for you?
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We have a lovely selection
of local wines.
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I'll have a bottle of each
and a funnel.
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She's kidding.
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We're both
in Alcoholics Anonymous.
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Mom, it's Alcoholics Anonymous,
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not Alcoholics Tell Your Waiter.
273
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,069
Water is fine.
274
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,245
Here, take this
knife away from me.
275
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,642
So, when were you going
to tell me you quit drinking?
276
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,035
Well, I was afraid
if I called you,
277
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:12,993
I'd just start again.
278
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,822
Not that you care,
279
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,867
but I have two years clean
and sober myself.
280
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,608
You're right; I don't care.
281
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,305
Well, regardless,
282
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,916
it has really changed my life.
283
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,265
I have a steady job.
284
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,614
I exercise.
285
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:26,920
I'm in a book club.
286
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,315
I have become the kind of woman
I've always hated.
287
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:34,275
It is nice to see you
wearing underwear.
288
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:35,885
And not on your head.
289
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,585
GREG:
Here we go.
290
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,152
Oh, Greg, honey,
291
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,851
can I trouble you for some water
without ice?
292
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:45,939
Ice isn't good
for my digestive system.
293
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,592
Yeah, of course.
294
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,377
Really? Ice?
295
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:52,859
I think your digestive system
has seen worse than ice.
296
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,991
Excuse me?
297
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:57,864
Mom, I've watched you lick
cocaine crumbs
298
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,954
out of a shag carpet.
299
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:04,000
It's not a sin
to be thrifty, dear.
300
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:07,003
Okay, here we go.
301
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,831
Now, I hope that you're
being nice to your mother.
302
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,138
Go away, Greg!Right.
303
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,271
Whoa, whoa.
304
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,751
You know,
just because you're sober
305
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,187
doesn't mean
you can't take a Xanax.
306
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:20,277
Actually, Mom, it sort of does.
307
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,496
Really?
308
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,673
Maybe I don't have two years.
309
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,329
And I don't need a Xanax;
I'm doing great.
310
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,373
Well, that's funny,
'cause your daughter
311
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,940
says you're hanging on
312
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,420
by your fingernails
and sleeping with your boss.
313
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,204
Wait, when do you talk
to Violet?
314
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:37,381
We talk all the time,
and we're Facebook friends.
315
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,948
I don't want her talking to you.
316
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,558
Well, she has to talk
to somebody.
317
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,516
She's sexually active,
318
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,823
drinking, smoking grass.
319
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,215
Sound familiar?
320
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,565
[scoffs]
You're making this about me?
321
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:48,566
No, it's okay.
322
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,264
I have come to understand
323
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,787
that you were the best daughter
you could be.
324
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,964
My job is to forgive you,
which I do.
325
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,661
Oh, my God.
326
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,360
You forgive me?
327
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,841
I've come a long way.
328
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,408
Excuse me,
329
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:05,932
but if anybody needs
to be forgiven,
330
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,324
it's you, and I don't,
and I never will.
331
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,978
There's hardly a
day I can remember
332
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,546
that I didn't come home
to an empty house.
333
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,113
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
334
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,070
While other mothers
were cooking dinner,
335
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,072
you were cooking meth.
336
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:19,728
Otherwise known as "working."
337
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,559
I don't want you in my life.
338
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,127
And while you're at it,
stay away from my daughter.
339
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,216
She may need
a better role model than me,
340
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,521
but it's certainly not you.
341
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,485
Is, uh, everything okay?
342
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:38,094
My daughter doesn't get me.
343
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,139
Oh.
344
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,271
I'm sorry.
345
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,969
What time do you get off work?
346
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,884
I could use a lap to cry on.
347
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,365
[sobbing]
348
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,018
Oh.
349
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,327
Stop crying.
350
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,156
It wasn't an important finger.
351
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,028
This doesn't concern you.
352
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,685
Oh, good, you're still here.
353
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:04,642
Hey, hi.
354
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,253
This is a surprise.
355
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,342
Yeah, I just really needed
to talk to you.
356
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,343
I am having the worst day.
357
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,258
Hey, you ready to go?
358
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,389
Yes, dear.
359
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,087
Um, Christy,
you know my, uh,
360
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:17,917
wife.
361
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,831
Yeah, hi, Claudia.
362
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,963
Nice to see you again.
363
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:24,010
It's "Clowdia."
364
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,446
FYI, the ladies' room
needs some attention.
365
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:28,536
I don't know if
that's you, Christy.
366
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,539
It's not,
and it's "Christ-y."
367
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:34,020
Okay, dear, let's go.
368
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,065
Bye.
Yeah.
369
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,204
Don't serve the soup.
370
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,949
Hey, Mom. Dad's here!
371
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,908
Yo, yo, baby mama.
372
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,779
What do you want, Baxter?
373
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,043
A father can't visit his son?
374
00:15:57,130 --> 00:16:00,220
Not when he's six months
behind on child support,
375
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:04,093
but you're welcome to wave
at him through the window.
376
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,443
Be right back, Roscoe.
377
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,184
Don't be afraid to hit
the hookers with a bat.
378
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:15,061
I think I may have found a way
to pay you your child support.
379
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,584
Trust me, Baxter,
380
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,107
you can't sell that much semen.
381
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:21,632
I know. I tried.
382
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,027
So, here's the deal:
383
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,724
I know a guy who can hook me up
384
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,901
with a couple of kilos
of premium Sonoma Kush.
385
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,990
All I need
386
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,861
is $2,000...
387
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,908
...from you.
388
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,649
Just so I'm clear:
389
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,651
You want to pay child support
390
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:43,219
by borrowing money from me
so you can buy pot?
391
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,394
[laughing]:
No.
392
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,005
So I can sell pot.
393
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,790
There's no money
in buying pot.
394
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,226
I know. I tried.
395
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,708
LUKE:
Oh.
396
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,884
Hey. Hello.
397
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:57,538
What are you doing here?
398
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,148
Um...
399
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,324
Studying...?
400
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,545
You let Violet have boys over
401
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:05,720
while you're gone?
402
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,548
No, I do not, and don't worry
403
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,115
about her;
she's not your kid.
404
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,334
I know, but this sets
a bad example for Roscoe.
405
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,511
Oh, you're worried
406
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,947
about setting a bad example?
407
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,558
You had Roscoe pee
408
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,125
into a sippy cup
so you could pass a drug test.
409
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:22,215
And it worked.
410
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:25,392
[knocking on door]
411
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:26,871
I like bananas.
412
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,743
They have
their own carrying case.
413
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,225
You know
I can't divorce Claudia.
414
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,270
Her father
owns the restaurant;
415
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,532
I'm pretty sure
he'd fire me, and then what?
416
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,882
I was an English major.[sighs]
417
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,452
I can't believe you're sleeping
with that loser.
418
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,367
I can't believe you're
sleeping with this loser!
419
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:47,022
Hey, we were mostly studying.
420
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,197
Shut up, Luke.
421
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,807
I love him.
422
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,940
Please, I used to love him.
423
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,203
She did.
424
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,380
Mom, Luke and I have been
together for, like, a year.
425
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,166
You only started noticing
when you stopped drinking.
426
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,734
[sighs]
427
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,171
You're right.
428
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,607
I-I haven't been
a very good mother,
429
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:07,347
and I'm sorry, but...
430
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,175
But what?
431
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,350
[scoffs]
432
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,830
You want me to forgive you?
433
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:13,744
Oh, God, would you?
434
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,920
That'd be awesome.
435
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,487
Why should I forgive you
436
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,359
when you can't even forgive
your own mother?
437
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,361
That's different.How?
438
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,103
[scoffs][scoffs]
439
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,065
Okay.
440
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,023
[wry laugh]
441
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,895
Okay... [clears throat]
442
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,293
[sighs]
443
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,468
Hello, Mom, it's Christy.
444
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,297
Yeah, yeah, today was a blast.
445
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,475
Listen...
446
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,172
I just want you to know
447
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:53,741
that I forgive you
448
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:54,742
for everything you did
449
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,439
when I was growing up.
450
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,269
I get, now, that you did
451
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,315
the best you could...
452
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,275
...just like I'm doing.
453
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,627
And...
454
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,239
I hope that you
and I can wipe the slate clean
455
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,284
and start over.
456
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,290
No, I did not take a
Xanax from your purse.
457
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,250
Listen, I gotta go.
458
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,252
Yeah, talk soon.
459
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,514
[sighs]
460
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,471
There.
461
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,430
I've forgiven my mother.
462
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,867
Are we good?
463
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,912
It's not that easy.
464
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:35,522
Oh, come on!
465
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,002
Like me!
466
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,134
[door shuts]
467
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,614
ROSCOE:
Hey, Dad!
468
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,093
If you hit the hookers
enough times,
469
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,705
they give you your money back.
470
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,272
Smart kid.
471
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:50,841
That's my semen at work.
472
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,367
[sighs]
473
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,108
You still living
in that red van?
474
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,632
Yep.
475
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:01,765
Looks like your house
is being towed.
476
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,333
Oh, no, my cleaning
lady's in there.
477
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:09,425
What a day, huh?
478
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:18,434
[giggling]
479
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,481
Hello...?
480
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,091
Oh, hi, Mom.
481
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,048
Hello, sweetie.
482
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,702
What are you doing here?
483
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,530
I just thought I'd help out
while you were at work.
484
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:28,575
You know, clean slate.
485
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,880
You didn't have to do that.
486
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,360
Yeah, she did.
487
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,579
Bonnie made Roscoe and me
hot dinner.
488
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:33,406
Yeah, but I...It was hot,
489
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,321
Mom.
490
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,280
Like on TV.
491
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,717
Night, Bonnie.
492
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:41,979
[chuckles]
493
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,154
Mwah.
494
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,286
[chuckles]
495
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,250
She calls you Bonnie?
496
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,643
We're like sisters.
497
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,950
You hungry?
498
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,386
No, thanks.
I ate at the restaurant.
499
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:58,431
How about some tea?
500
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,999
Okay.
501
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,350
[sighs]
502
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,613
I'm so glad
503
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,440
you and I have a chance
504
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,746
to start over.
505
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,661
Forgive me,
but I'm not quite there yet.
506
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,707
Of course I forgive you.
507
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:17,276
[sighs]
508
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,800
You know,
509
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,454
I apologized for being
a crappy daughter.
510
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,891
Is there anything
511
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,240
you want to say to me?
512
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:28,548
I love you with all my heart.
513
00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:30,158
And...?
514
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,726
And from now on,
515
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,423
I'm going to be the kind
of mother you deserve.
516
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,600
This is the start
of a new chapter.
517
00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:38,906
[doorbell rings]
518
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:39,994
[gasps]
Oh, that's my date.
519
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,607
New chapter, same book.
520
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,480
Ready to go?
521
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,133
Yeah, let me just get my bag.
522
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,831
You remember our waiter Greg.
523
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,441
Hi, new dad!
524
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,576
Oh, stop.
525
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,491
He's way too young for me.
526
00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:01,145
And he's married.
527
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,060
Married.
528
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,671
What a whore.
529
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:07,282
[door closes]
530
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,892
Oh, I almost forgot.
531
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:09,937
Your daughter thinks
she might be pregnant.
532
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,330
Call me if you need me.
533
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,983
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