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Who do you think you are,
you cocky little brat?!
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I'm gonna kill ya if you
don't come back here!
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I grew up in the slums.
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I don't even know what my parents look like.
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I was so hungry every day I didn't
know what to do with myself.
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I put my life on the line every
day just to get bread.
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I didn't want anyone mocking me.
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I wanted to eat more delicious things.
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I wanted to become stronger.
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I wanted more... more...
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I ran... and ran... and ran.
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Then one day, I realized
that I wasn't hungry anymore.
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Hey, Elisa! Wake up!
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Right then.
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THE DAILY LIFE OF A SINGLE
29-YEAR-OLD ADVENTURER
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Guess I'll get to work.
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EPISODE 1:
A SINGLE MAN AND A LITTLE GIRL MEET
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What's this? You seem to be in
a good mood, little Hajime.
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Hey. Good morning, Granny.
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Did something good happen?
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Nah, not really.
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By the way, how's your knee doing?
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Well, thanks to the medicinal
herbs you got me...
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Lookie here! I'm perfectly fine!
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R-Right... Don't push yourself too much.
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Thanks, little Hajime.
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Everyone's grateful that you
came out here into the boonies like this.
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Even if we want to ask adventurers to do
something, so many are selfish or violent.
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You're really a lifesaver.
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That's great to hear.
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If you're looking to settle down here,
I can introduce you to some nice girls.
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How about Marianne?
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Wake up, Gramps!
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Ah, well if it isn't little Hajime.
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Sorry to bug you when you're relaxing, but
I'm going into the dungeon to get some meat.
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All right. Then sign here.
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Sure.
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I see... So we're getting some fresh meat.
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Guess I might go out drinking today.
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Make sure Granny doesn't yell at you.
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Yup. Be careful out there.
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Huh?
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Why's the door open?
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My signature was the only one on the list.
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Whoa!
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Hey, it's a little kid!
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You're not dead, are you?! Hey!
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Ah, I'm saved!
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Talk about carefree!
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That was quite the fearsome foe.
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It's literally the weakest monster.
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You, sir, have saved my life!
I shall ask for your name!
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Rirui's name is Rirui!
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I'm Hajime Shinonome.
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Ah, you have a last name!
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You must be a renowned adventurer—
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But why...
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You deserve that, you little brat!
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You entered the dungeon without
getting permission from the manager!
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Well, the old man was sleeping so soundly.
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You should have woken him up!
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Also, what's a little kid like
you doing in here by yourself?
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Where the heck are your parents?! Huh?!
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I was abandoned.
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What?
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Rirui is going to live on her own.
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You're not from this village, are you?
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I hid in some merchant's
wares and came here.
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Tch. I guess the village's orphanage
won't help if she's not from there.
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Best case, she'll be kicked out
and end up in the slums.
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Eh, that happens all the time.
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Wh-Where are you going, Hajime?
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Awful friendly suddenly, aren't
you? I'm going to get some meat.
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Meat?!
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Don't follow me. I don't have any for you.
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I-I know that.
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R-Rirui doesn't need any pity!
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Yeah, whatever.
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But it's dangerous to go
into a dungeon alone!
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Would you like Rirui to accompany you?!
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Nah, I'm good on someone who can't
even handle the weakest monster.
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That was just...
I just messed up a little!
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Rirui is very useful, Hajime!
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Oh, there we go.
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A VERY UNDERSTANDABLE HEIGHT CHART
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It's so big!
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Well, your voice is even bigger!
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Er... At least it's not {\i1}that{\i0} big.
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All right, you stay right there.
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It startled me, so I just
messed up a little.
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I see.
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Guess she's mentally tougher than she looks.
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Is that thing still alive?
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Hm? Yeah.
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Gotta let out its blood or
the meat won't be as tasty.
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The blood drains better
when the heart's still beating.
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Wow! Congratulations on
completing this quest!
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Could you take care of
the assessment, Olive?
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It's always a pleasure!
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The meat you bring is quite popular,
Mr. Shinonome, since it doesn't smell.
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I'm sorry. I can't have you
trafficking people at the guild.
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Er, actually she's...
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So she's an orphan from outside the village.
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Then you won't be able to take her to
the orphanage at the village church.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's not like we have any
extra food to give out.
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Well, I'm gonna go on a little walk,
so take your time on the assessment.
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Huh? Oh, sure.
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The veggies won't be delicious
unless we get all the weeds.
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I wanna eat meat! Not veggies! Meat!
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Hello.
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Oh, hello. I'm an adventurer that's
been working in this village lately.
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Ah, you're the adventurer
I keep hearing about.
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I heard a good person had arrived.
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Er, uh, thanks...
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So, what brings you here, Adventurer?
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Are you here to pray?
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Oh, um... I was just out on a stroll.
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Er, I guess things are a bit
rough around here, huh?
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Huh? Well, yes.
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We're somewhat getting by with
donations and the generosity
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from everyone in the village, but
I can't say things are easy.
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Right, of course.
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H-Hypothetically speaking...
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If I were to donate some
meat and such every month,
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would it be enough to feed
another child about that big?
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Well...
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For every season, they'll need clothes, a
blanket and bedding, daily necessities,
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tableware, a chair, daily food,
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an education, and treatment
when they're hurt or sick.
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Meat isn't enough. They're not wolf cubs.
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Y-You're exactly right.
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ONLY THOUGHT THIS THROUGH
FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE
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Is this your child?
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Oh, no.
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They're not?
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Then do they belong to an
acquaintance of yours?
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No...
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Then someone from the village?
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No...
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She's not from here, and I just
happened to bump into her today.
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Ah...
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Your love and ability to care for
another is very wonderful...
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It's genuinely wonderful.
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But we do have our limits
because we aren't gods.
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Well, she's not wrong.
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If you could save someone
just because you wanted to,
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then it wouldn't be so hard for everyone.
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Everyone's doing their best to survive.
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That's why... there's only so
many hands you can hold onto.
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That's all there is to it.
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Mr. Shinonome!
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Olive.
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Did Rirui come this way?
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No, she didn't.
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I see... I wonder where she went...
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She's gone?!
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She was sitting quietly
in the chair for a while,
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but when I went to accept an emergency
request, she just disappeared...
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An emergency request?
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Yes. There was giant feces
found in Martin's field.
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Apparently, there's a magical
beast in the back mountains.
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What?
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Rirui is going to live on her own.
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Don't tell me...
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That idiot!
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Mr. Shinonome!
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Damn it!
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THE DAILY LIFE OF A SINGLE
29-YEAR-OLD ADVENTURER
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The sun's going to set!
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I can't find her if it gets dark!
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Why couldn't you just sit still?!
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I mean... I sorta get it...
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You'd starve to death if you just sat still.
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You need to risk your life in order to eat.
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There she is! Is she
fighting a mountain wolf?
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Hey, brat!
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Come at me!
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Run, you idiot!
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That hurt!
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You stupid mutt!
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What the hell were you thinking?!
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You lost to the weakest monster there is!
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I mean... I mean...
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I was starving!
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Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
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Why is this...
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Ugh, this sucks!
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Just shut up!
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If you're going to join
my team, stop crying!
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Huh?
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Come on! I'll show you how to process them.
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Come over here and help me.
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Huh? Um...
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We need to hurry up and process this and
take it back to the village and say,
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"This is to thank you for
letting me stay here."
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Hajime!
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Add a "Mister" to that!
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Are you sure about this? About
taking in a child you don't know.
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I'm a pushover. I'm naïve.
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Being viewed like that is
a matter of life or death.
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I'm done babying you now.
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Now that you're traveling with
me, I'm going to be even harder on...
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Hey, Rirui!
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That's the best-tasting
part of a mountain wolf!
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Hey, Hajime! Mountain wolves are delicious!
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Damn it! Natalie! I need a beer, too!
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Gladly!
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I can think about all the hard stuff
after I drink myself under the table...
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Or so I thought.
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So big and squishy...
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Hajime! Hajime!
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Huh?
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I turned really big somehow.
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Huh? I turned back.
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Y-You...
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She's one of the ancient species?!
I've never seen one before.
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I'm just guessing.
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So what kind of species?
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She had huge boobs.
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Huh?
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She had huge boobs.
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Yours are pretty big, too, Natalie,
but hers were pretty evenly matched!
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What a great reaction.
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THE WORST 29-YEAR-OLD SINGLE GUY
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But man, you sure do eat a lot.
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One of the rules of adventurers is,
"If you don't work, you don't eat."
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It's okay because I'll work a bunch today!
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Where do you get this confidence...?
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The ancient species...
Thank you for your report.
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So what are their features?
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Her boobs were big.
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Does that mean that her body
changed into that of an adult?
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Don't look so disappointed in my reaction.
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Hey, Rirui. When you ended up with an
adult's body, did you do anything?
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Like did you wish to get older?
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I think I thought I wanted to eat meat.
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You ate plenty!
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That probably isn't related.
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Very well. I'll look into this matter.
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Cool, thanks.
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Now, then. What would you like to do today?
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How about collecting wild
herbs around the village?
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It pays quite reasonably, and it makes the
villagers happy, so I recommend it!
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Nah. That job sounds important, but I
need to get her used to fighting first.
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Well, that's a good point.
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Then how about turning in slime particles?
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They're used in alchemy, so
we're always buying them.
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You heard her.
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This is your job today.
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Ooh! Leave it to me!
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Tonight, the Rirui Sword thirsts for blood!
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It's still morning.
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Be careful, Hajime.
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That's the monster that tried
to eat Rirui yesterday.
256
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,640
Well, they're your enemy today.
257
00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:02,160
Huh?
258
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,440
Your enemy. They're all yours.
259
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,830
I-I think it's too early for
me to face off with a rival...
260
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,970
Rival? Come on. They're super weak.
261
00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:16,700
Heh. If you can't beat that thing, there's
no way you can be an adventurer.
262
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:20,700
Don't worry! Rirui will totally defeat it!
263
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,890
Is that so? In that case...
264
00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:25,310
I'm not scared of you!
265
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,220
I'll murder you!
266
00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:27,780
Hey, wait!
267
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:38,720
Listen, Rirui...
268
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,650
R-Rirui didn't think this
through very well...
269
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,640
Yeah, at least you understand that.
270
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,230
First...
271
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,480
Listen to me, damn it!
272
00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:56,490
Yeesh...
273
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,900
She doesn't listen to a damn word
I say, but she sure works hard.
274
00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:03,490
Man, what a tough little kid, though.
275
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,870
She was abandoned by her parents,
but she smiles and eats a lot.
276
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:12,250
Maybe she's made for the
adventurer life after all.
277
00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:20,010
I-I messed up a little again.
278
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,350
I see.
279
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:23,960
All right, time for lunch.
280
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,400
Oh, okay.
281
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,400
Man, what a great view.
282
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,470
It's so calming.
283
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:41,370
I never had any interest in stuff
like this, but it's pretty great.
284
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,290
Here, you get half.
285
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,260
This is Natalie's special silverberry bread.
286
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,040
R-Rirui doesn't need any lunch today.
287
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,840
Huh? Why?
288
00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,320
Rirui wasn't able to do her job today.
289
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,290
That's why you should eat
all the food, Hajime.
290
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:13,680
I see! She actually thought
she could do a little better.
291
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:18,070
She did way worse than she thought she
would, so now she's scared to get any food.
292
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:22,810
She thought she could at least do a little,
so she was able to eat all that food
293
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,830
and smile with no problem.
294
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:28,820
But now, she realized she's way
more useless than she thought.
295
00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:28,450
I ate way too much breakfast.
296
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,690
She's scared that she
might be abandoned again!
297
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,550
She's desperately begging me
298
00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:38,400
not to abandon her again right now.
299
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:47,050
Wait! What am I supposed to
do in situations like this?!
300
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:50,600
My life basically just consisted
of eating, sleeping, and fighting!
301
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,600
COMPLETELY LACKS EXPERIENCE
302
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:59,110
WRITE DOWN A WAY THAT AN ABANDONED
CHILD WILL TRUST YOU WITHIN 1-2 DAYS
303
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:59,110
If I could do that, I'd make
a living as a con artist.
304
00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:00,610
Just eat already!
305
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:02,610
N-No, it's fine!
306
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,860
Of course she'd say that. Should
I just stuff it into her mouth?
307
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,130
What do I care?
308
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,890
It's not like I'm her dad or anything.
309
00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:25,180
One of the rules of adventurers is,
"If you don't work, you don't eat."
310
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,020
So you're okay with skipping lunch, right?
311
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:27,910
Yeah!
312
00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:31,660
I-Ignore that!
313
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:34,260
Right! Then we're going
back into the dungeon!
314
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,530
What about your lunch, Hajime?
315
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,330
It's one of the rules of
having a travel buddy.
316
00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:44,780
There's no way I can abandon
you and eat my fill!
317
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,210
Huh? But...
318
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,280
Rirui!
319
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,280
This just means that you're gonna
have to hurry up and defeat a slime
320
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,930
so we can eat together!
321
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,410
Right!
322
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:01,820
Listen up. First, you've
gotta observe carefully.
323
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:04,570
There's something different from
when you fought it, isn't there?
324
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:07,710
Hm...
325
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,550
Oh! Its eyes are sunken inside of its body!
326
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:13,100
That's right.
327
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,810
Do you know what a slime's weak spot is?
328
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:15,780
Their feet?!
329
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:18,570
Their eyes, you dummy!
They don't have feet!
330
00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:23,930
But when Rirui tries to attack them,
they quickly go "swish" and beat me.
331
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:27,770
Rirui, slimes pop out their
eyes... when there's sound!
332
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:33,400
Then you quietly sneak up
on them... and kill them!
333
00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:40,200
I did it...
334
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,540
I beat one!
335
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:49,590
Rirui's pretty impressive.
336
00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:53,720
Look at you, getting all cocky.
337
00:20:58,230 --> 00:21:02,490
Natalie makes really good bread, Hajime!
338
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:08,290
I could eat this all day!
339
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:09,650
Maybe she trusts me a little bit now.
340
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:14,110
Sorry! I'm not done researching
the ancient species!
341
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,930
Wow, that's rare.
342
00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:18,970
The village elder invited me over for lunch.
343
00:21:18,970 --> 00:21:20,950
Ah, well, what can you do?
344
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:23,540
Rirui defeated a slime!
345
00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:26,090
Wow, congratulations!
346
00:21:26,090 --> 00:21:26,630
Oh?
347
00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:30,900
You two seem to be getting along very well.
348
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:35,180
I forgot! Let go of me, Rirui!
349
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,930
No!
350
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:38,690
Why the heck are you so strong?!
351
00:21:37,890 --> 00:21:39,920
It's like you're a father and child.
352
00:21:38,690 --> 00:21:40,520
This is so much fun!
353
00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:40,520
Hey!
354
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:48,830
Oh?
355
00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:50,280
Maybe this is it...
356
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:56,000
"Late at night, they instantly grow
into a fully-mature body"...
357
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,290
A succubus.
358
00:21:58,910 --> 00:22:01,870
I wonder if Mr. Shinonome is all right.
359
00:23:35,050 --> 00:23:40,130
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