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Have mercy.
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What's that, Jody?
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Yeah, you can pick me up at 8:00, baby.
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Yes, lord. Your red tube top.
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Asking out magazines, Will?
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l don't know.
Even paper products have some standards.
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What's that, Jody?
No, that's as tall as he'll ever be.
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Hilary, you know
l don't like wearing costumes.
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But, Dad, l'm coming to Hilary's party
as a ballerina.
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That's the one thing l wanted to come as.
And it's taken?
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So sorry.
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Please, Daddy, l want my Halloween party
to turn out really good.
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Couldn't you wear
a very tailored clown suit or something?
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Go on, Uncle Phil. You just throw
a hairpiece on and come as Mr. T.
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Yeah, Dad. We're all wearing costumes.
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l have some bad news for both of you.
You're not invited.
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Why not?
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Every time l have a party, you spend
all night hitting on my girlfriends.
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Wait a minute, Hilary.
Everyone in the family is invited.
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Besides, l'm sure Carlton and Will
have dates.
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-Yeah, of course.
-Oodles.
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l guess all things are possible.
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We better get going.
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l need to get my costume
and the mall closes in eight hours.
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We all need costumes. Let's go.
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-Won't this be fun?
-No.
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Come on, Philip.
Get in the Halloween spirit.
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So, what's that, Carlton?
You do not have a date for tonight.
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Like you do? Who are you taking, Page 42?
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Carlton, all l have to do is walk in a mall,
and l get any girl l want.
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lt's the law of nature.
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lt's called the survival of the handsomest.
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Will, l don't even have to step
into the mall.
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Girls surround me in the parking lot
and rip the doors off my car.
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Would you like to put your money
where your mouth is?
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A betting man.
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l bet you that l get a date...
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and you don't.
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This is a sucker bet, Will.
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Within an hour, l'll have a gorgeous date
and a great Halloween costume.
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You better buy the mask first.
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Okay, we'll meet back at the car at 5:00.
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And, Carlton and Will, good luck.
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All right, Will.
Let the great pick-up contest begin.
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Carlton, this is gonna be
about as much of a contest...
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as Mike Tyson versus Fred Savage.
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Welcome to Croissants Aplenty.
l'm Cindy, your waitress.
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What's up, Cindy?
l'm Will and this is Carlton, my geek.
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Cindy, we need a woman's point of view.
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Which one of us
do you find more attractive?
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May l take your order?
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l'll have the goat cheese
and the prosciutto croissant.
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Y'all got any ribs?
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Okay, back to the bet.
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A ''date'' is defined as a female who
arrives at the party by midnight tonight.
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And let me clarify something
for you, Carlton:
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She has to be a human being.
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l saw you looking in the pet store.
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Hilary, l really don't think this store's
gonna have my ballerina costume.
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Ashley, you don't want to come to
my Halloween party as a boring ballerina.
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But, Hilary, l want to come
in something pretty.
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There. You're Charlie Chaplin.
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-Who is Charlie Chaplin?
-He was a silent movie star.
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So take a hint. Let's get my outfits.
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''Outfits''? How many costumes
do you need?
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At least five. l'm going as a runway model.
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-Anything l can help you with, sir?
-No, l'm just browsing.
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Actually, l'm supposed to be shopping
for a Halloween costume.
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What's this? lt's one of those things
for finding your lost keys?
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Yes, but this one is totally new.
Are you constantly misplacing your keys?
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Just touch the button on the locator unit,
and the keyring emits a gentle beep tone...
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-to alert you to the whereabouts.
-Nice, but what's new about that?
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Suppose you misplace
your primary locator unit.
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Just use the equally handsome
secondary unit...
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and listen for the primary unit's
own distinctive warbling.
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That's a great idea.
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-What's this?
-lt's a Dynatronics audio habitat enhancer.
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l could use one of those. What does it do?
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lt produces a pleasant ocean sound,
drowning out unpleasant noise pollution.
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-You have that problem in your house?
-Boy, do l!
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My wife's nephew.
The first week he moved in with us...
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there was nonstop drumming
in the house.
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Ashley, honey...
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where is your violin?
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-Big Sal has it.
-Big Sal?
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He owns this great store
where you don't need any money.
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You just go in and give him something
you don't even want anymore...
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-and he gives you this ticket. Then--
-A pawnshop?
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-You took her to a pawnshop?
-Yeah, it was really hard, too.
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You don't have many pawnshops
in Bel-Air. That's really a shame.
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-l had to go all the way to East LA.
-East LA?
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-They gave me a great deal.
-They gave you a set of drums.
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And...
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l made them throw in a little gift
for each of you. Close your eyes.
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-Vivian!
-l want my present.
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Okay, open.
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What a lovely antique necklace.
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-What is this?
-Daddy, it's a diamond.
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No, it isn't.
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-You don't like it?
-No, l do not.
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Can l have it?
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How dare you pawn her violin!
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-She don't even like playing it no more.
-She will learn to like it later.
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A young woman who can play a violin
is an accomplished young lady.
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A girlie that can play the drums
can write her own ticket.
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Will, l want the best for Ashley.
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When l was a kid, l loved classical music,
but my parents couldn't afford lessons.
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l used to stand out in the parking lot
of the Philharmonic...
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hoping to catch a spare note
on the night air.
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Philip, when l met you,
you were into James Brown.
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-He liked James Brown?
-He even wore his hair like him.
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He had hair?
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You know, it is possible to like
both classical music and James Brown.
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l could not agree more. So let's
let Ashley play whatever she wants.
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She spent an entire year on the violin.
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So if she wants to try something new,
let her.
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You tell him, Aunt Viv.
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-And as for you, young man--
-Love you.
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The next time
you decide to visit a pawnshop, don't.
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-Are we clear on that?
-Yes.
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Master William,
there is a young gentleman downstairs...
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with a rather large radio
who is here to see you.
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-He claims his name is Jazz.
-Yo, word up. Send him up.
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-Now, who is this Jazz fellow?
-l heard the boy at a club.
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He was all of that.
He will be Ashley's new music teacher.
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Mr. Jazz.
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lt's nice to meet you, Jazz.
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How do you do? l'm Mr. Banks.
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You got that right.
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Man, you're loaded!
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Yo, what's up, J.?
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Come on, let's just leave them alone.
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-l asked him to take her to her lesson--
-l know, baby.
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Tell Mama all about it.
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Ash, how about letting Jazz get busy
one time?
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Excuse me, l'm looking for that store
with the safari clothes.
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l can't remember the name,
but l think there's some produce in it.
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-Banana Republic.
-That's it. Thank you.
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You have a beautiful speaking voice.
You're probably a dynamite singer.
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Well, l'm okay.
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You want to record your own song? $8.95.
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l really have to shop
for a Halloween costume.
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That's too bad,
because you're the first person l've met...
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who l think could make
a professional, quality recording.
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-Hi, may l help you?
-l think so.
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You look like a woman with good taste.
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Tonight is my sister's Halloween party...
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and l was wondering
if you can honor me by...
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showing me that pen.
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Certainly. This pen was manufactured
in France.
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lt has a 14-karat gold nib
and it's hand-lacquered. The price is--
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Do l look like the kind of man
who would quibble about a few dollars?
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That's very nice...
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because most of my customers would be
shocked at a pen that costs $300.
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Aren't these dancers great?
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You like dancers?
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l think dancers are the sexiest guys
in the whole world.
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Word? Yo, baby, peep this.
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Hi, Shauna. l'd like to try these on.
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Hilary, hi. l didn't even see you come in.
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l was just getting my overview
of your new stock.
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-lt is all wonderful.
-Wait till you see what l've held for you.
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Thank you!
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lt is so important to have friends in retail.
l've tried to explain that to my little sister.
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Hilary, l'd love to meet her.
When are you gonna bring her in?
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She's right here.
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-Ashley, say hi to Shauna.
-Hello.
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Anyway, l need some outfits
for my Halloween party tonight.
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That should be fun.
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As long as my cousin Will doesn't ruin it.
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You should have seen what he did
at our last party.
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Oh, my God!
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Philip, don't make a big thing out of it.
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lf this is how he feels comfortable,
he's not killing anybody.
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Philip, aren't you going to introduce Will?
lntroduce him.
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Steve, David, Henry...
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this is Will, my nephew by marriage.
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Will, these are my partners
in the law firm of Furth, Winn & Meyer.
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Earth, Wind & Fire.
When's your next album coming out?
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Will is going to go to Bel-Air Academy
with Carlton.
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Good for you, Will.
l used to fence at Bel-Air.
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Really? How much do you think
we could get for that stereo?
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-These hors d'oeuvres look tempting.
-Don't mind if l do.
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-Will, there are other people at this table.
-You're right.
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Any requests?
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-Sweetie, would you say grace, please?
-Yes, Mommy.
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''Hey, there, Lord
My name is Ashley Banks
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''My family and friends
Want to give you some thanks
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''So before this dinner's
All swallowed and chewed
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''Thank you, God, for this stupid food''
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The easy-to-read digital display
keeps constant track of your pencil supply.
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As you remove the pencils
from the sturdy ABS plastic container...
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the powerful micro-computer brain
continuously updates the LED read-out...
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and when the number reaches
your preset re-supply level...
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the pencil monitor alerts you
to the shortage...
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and reminds you to take action.
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OnIy three penciIs remain.Proceed to stationery store immediateIy.
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l'll take it.
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l better get moving. l'm sure my wife
has picked out her costume by now.
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Boys...
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l'd love to go
to the Halloween party tonight...
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but l can only go with one of you.
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Okay. Tough luck, Carlton.
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Beat it, see you, scram, sayonara,
peace out. And so long, screwy.
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Not so fast. l don't even know you.
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Count your blessings.
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Now do you see, miss? This is an example
of the difference between the two of us.
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While Carlton snaps at every opportunity
to take a cheap shot...
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l'm the kindest, gentlest soul
you'll ever want to meet.
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Melinda, l'm nice to all people.
Young and old.
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A couple weeks ago,
Carlton's grandmother visited.
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Who kept her company? Not Carlton.
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Me.
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lt's 3:00 in the morning, Will.
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-How did you see me?
-Mama knows.
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Look, Granny, please don't tell Uncle Phil.
l'm just a little bit past my curfew.
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How much is a little?
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Let's just say l went out
after l was supposed to be in.
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-Don't do it again.
-All right. What are you doing up so late?
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Child, l had to get up
and get breakfast started.
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l don't know what you all got
that Geoffrey for.
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-Five-card draw?
-Yeah, l'm with it.
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Granny, l really like you. You and Grandpa,
you have fun. You tell jokes.
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-You all bust me up.
-Thank you, son.
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Hey, look, Granny, it's late,
everybody's asleep.
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You can level with me.
Uncle Phil's adopted, right?
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Now, we're real proud of Zeke.
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Did you know he won The Young Farmers
of America Pig Raising trophy?
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No. l didn't know that, but l'd love
to have some details about that.
230
00:20:55,988 --> 00:21:00,254
Won it four years running.
They had to retire his slop bucket.
231
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:04,294
Slop bucket? l can't wait till he wakes up.
232
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,723
Respect your elders, son.
233
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,627
See, l beat you.
234
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:21,503
You know, he was the first
Black President of the Young Farmers.
235
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:26,141
-Was that like a big thing?
-Oh, my, yes!
236
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,153
l beat you again.
237
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,995
That was awfully sweet of you
to play cards with her.
238
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:42,528
Sweet? Well, some would say that, but...
239
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,068
it was just me being my thoughtful self.
240
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:49,272
Reality check. This guy
is far from thoughtful.
241
00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:52,640
He's the most selfish, irresponsible person
l have ever met.
242
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:57,212
A few weeks ago, l went on a car trip,
and this guy caused all kinds of trouble.
243
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,559
Plans for Palm Springs.
244
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:20,935
One: Work on golf swing.
245
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,736
Two: Review SAT practice book.
246
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:27,743
Three: Ask Mr. Furth
about a summer internship.
247
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:30,077
Four: Get the stick out of your butt!
248
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:39,681
Way to go, Will.
You almost made us crash.
249
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:42,324
What are you think
you're doing here anyway?
250
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:45,261
Come on. Just relax.
Pretend l'm not even here.
251
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,524
Gladly.
252
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,133
What you eating?
253
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,530
For crying out loud.
254
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,161
Can l have some?
255
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:56,907
All right, Will.
256
00:22:56,975 --> 00:22:59,102
l'll share my snack with you
on one condition.
257
00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:02,442
When we get to Palm Springs,
you'll behave like a proper gentleman...
258
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:05,381
and try to maintain
some sense of decorum and etiquette.
259
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:07,543
-Understood?
-Yeah.
260
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:10,051
Good. What do you say to an Oreo?
261
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:12,817
l say, ''What's up, Carlton?''
262
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,763
He hid in the back seat?
263
00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:20,391
lt got worse.
264
00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:23,696
Because of his antics,
we got arrested and thrown in jail.
265
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,133
He's only telling
one side of the story, Melinda.
266
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,605
When we were in jail, this boy cracked.
267
00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:33,166
l had to do everything in my power
to try to hold him together.
268
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,376
This is terrible. l'm ruined.
269
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,815
l'll be kicked out of the glee club,
l won't get into Princeton.
270
00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:44,788
l won't be admitted to the bar.
271
00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:47,689
Neither will l. The cops took my fake lD.
272
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:53,295
Come on, man, don't give me
that my-dog-is-dead face.
273
00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:56,194
-Come on. Let's sing.
-l'm not singing.
274
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,808
This is just retarded.
275
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:10,474
Come on, man, let it go. You'll feel better.
276
00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:27,188
Melinda, l've been charitable so far,
but now's the time to take off the gloves.
277
00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:29,523
You don't know
what a date with Will is like.
278
00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:33,360
One evening, not so long ago,
Will was walking a young lady home....
279
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:39,563
Yo, l told you, babe.
A date with me is a night to remember.
280
00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:41,003
What'd you think of dinner?
281
00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:43,336
Dinner? lt was just a Slurpee.
282
00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:46,506
l did that for you, baby.
283
00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:50,036
Keep that body of yours slim, trim,
and ready for action.
284
00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:54,214
Well, your hamburger and fries
sure did look good.
285
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,318
Baby, that's man food.
286
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:02,618
lt's getting awfully late, Will.
Shouldn't we take a cab?
287
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:07,995
Well, that's awfully expensive, baby.
Let's just walk down this dark alley.
288
00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:15,639
All right, punk.
Your money or your girlfriend.
289
00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:19,743
-My brother, you're making this too easy.
-Will!
290
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,371
Unhand her.
291
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,416
And who are you?
292
00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:33,122
Banks. Carlton Banks.
293
00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,771
One second, Melinda, please.
294
00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:06,615
Carlton, what the hell was that?
That never happened.
295
00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:09,751
lt could have.
Besides, when we made this bet...
296
00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:12,797
there was nothing in the rules
that said no lying.
297
00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:15,989
Well, you know,
two can play at that game.
298
00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:20,361
Hey. What were you two talking about?
299
00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:23,874
l was just asking Carlton how long
he's been a pathological liar.
300
00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:26,809
And he said ever since
he was the Emperor of China.
301
00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:30,242
-You mean, the story wasn't true?
-Of course not.
302
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,713
l'll tell you what a typical night
with me is like.
303
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:40,255
Master William, you have a visitor.
304
00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:42,992
A Mr. Jackson.
305
00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:46,220
Come on, G. l don't have time
for these interruptions.
306
00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:47,787
l got homework forever.
307
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:50,994
Tell Michael l'll have
to work on his dance steps later.
308
00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:53,460
That's Bo Jackson.
309
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,206
Yo, what's up, babe?
310
00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:02,644
Watch the handshake, man.
There goes baseball season.
311
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,145
My fault. What you need, man?
312
00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:07,650
l'm throwing this formal dinner party...
313
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:10,051
and Bo don't know what to serve.
314
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,790
No problem. Let me hook you up
with my resident fun expert.
315
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:16,190
-Hey, yo, Heav.
-You rang?
316
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:21,963
Bo Jackson, Heavy D.
317
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,967
-Yo.
-Yo, Bo.
318
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,829
Tell Heav your problem.
319
00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:27,769
l'm throwing this formal dinner party.
320
00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:30,933
And when it comes to cooking,
Bo don't know diddley.
321
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,574
l think that's pronounced diddley, diddley.
322
00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:41,616
Heav, show Bo around the kitchen.
323
00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:44,655
No problem.
Follow me, your running backness.
324
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:50,350
Thanks so much for letting me
be your close and personal friend.
325
00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:52,089
Back at you, babe.
326
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,459
Hello.
327
00:28:57,535 --> 00:29:00,470
Hey, Will, what's up? This is Malcolm.
328
00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:02,267
Yo! What up, home?
329
00:29:02,607 --> 00:29:04,632
l'm going on this date tonight.
330
00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:08,304
And l really want to impress this girl,
and l was wondering if...
331
00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:10,844
maybe l could tell her l know you?
332
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,181
Malcolm.
333
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,652
Look, l understand your instinct...
334
00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:20,714
but you shouldn't try to impress a girl
with who you know.
335
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:23,761
lt's much better that she like you
just for yourself.
336
00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:28,424
lf she gets to know the Malcolm l know,
l don't think she'll be able to resist.
337
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:30,594
Thanks a lot, Will.
338
00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:35,536
l don't know what l would do
without you as a close, personal friend.
339
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,939
-Peace, man.
-Hey, peace, babe.
340
00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:44,071
Master William, you have another visitor.
341
00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:47,117
Come on, G, please.
l got to get my homework done.
342
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:50,744
Terribly sorry, sir,
but he's otherwise engaged.
343
00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:54,019
But l happen to be his close,
personal friend.
344
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:01,191
Will, l got a serious problem.
345
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:04,291
Tonight l'm supposed to go in the studio
and finish up a record.
346
00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:05,927
l can't find the lead singer.
347
00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:09,064
This is real important to me.
l need your help this time, man.
348
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:12,007
First of all, let's check our ego at the door.
349
00:30:13,678 --> 00:30:15,976
-Q, l saved your butt before.
-l know.
350
00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:18,106
That ThriIIer thing.
351
00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:23,351
Q, as always, you need a singer,
l'll get you a singer, man.
352
00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:30,527
Yo, what's up, man? This is Prince.
353
00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:32,392
l got Quincy Jones over here.
354
00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:33,794
Dude is in pain.
355
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,331
Could you come right over?
356
00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:39,097
All right. ln a minute, babe.
357
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,934
-Who was that?
-Oh, a close, personal friend.
358
00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:43,968
Mr. Al B. Sure.
359
00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:50,508
-What's going on, man?
-Yo, what's up?
360
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:52,812
l'm glad you could come
on such short notice.
361
00:30:52,884 --> 00:30:55,375
-l need a big favor.
-Anything for you.
362
00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:57,651
-Quincy Jones, Al B. Sure.
-Al B.
363
00:30:57,722 --> 00:30:59,917
Hey, Quincy Jones. What's happening?
364
00:31:00,758 --> 00:31:03,625
-Yo, y'all get to work on that track.
-Let's do it.
365
00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:06,989
Will, 8:30, l've got to see
A Different WorId. l'm sorry.
366
00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:09,192
Yeah, man. l love that show.
367
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,389
Really?
368
00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:13,501
-Hey, yo, K.
-What?
369
00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:16,467
What's happening, babe?
370
00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:20,169
l want you to meet
a couple of close, personal friends of mine.
371
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:23,271
Quincy Jones, Al B. Sure.
Kadeem Hardison.
372
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:25,879
Man, this dude knows everybody.
373
00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:28,012
-How'd you guys meet?
-How'd we meet?
374
00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:31,647
l'm a big Giants fan
and Will is a big Philadelphia Eagles fan.
375
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,954
lt was the biggest game of the season.
The Giants were up by five.
376
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:38,427
Randall Cunningham had been knocked
out of the game by Lawrence Taylor.
377
00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:40,964
The Eagles were desperate.
They had nowhere to go.
378
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:43,933
They knew that there was
only one man in Philadelphia...
379
00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:46,469
to be called on in this situation.
380
00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:48,437
They looked at the stands.
381
00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,599
There he stood: Will Smith.
382
00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:52,973
He came down, got in the game...
383
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:56,138
threw a 72-yard touchdown pass
to himself...
384
00:31:57,382 --> 00:31:58,849
in street clothes.
385
00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:02,647
When the game was over,
the crazy crowd mobbed and pulled him...
386
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,813
they ripped him, pulled him.
He broke away.
387
00:32:04,889 --> 00:32:07,983
He ran and gave the game ball
to this little kid...
388
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:10,789
standing on the sideline
with tears in his eyes.
389
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,796
That little kid was me.
390
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,368
-l love you.
-l love you, man!
391
00:32:19,337 --> 00:32:21,032
-Straight up, man!
-l know.
392
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:22,470
All right, chill.
393
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:26,109
You know, fellas...
394
00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:27,844
straight-up.
395
00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:30,506
-l feel a lot of love in this room.
-Yes, brother.
396
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,584
And l just want to say l feel real happy...
397
00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:36,677
to have such good, close personal friends
as you guys.
398
00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:39,052
We're lucky to know you, too.
399
00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:42,356
Come on, y'all, let's sing. Here.
400
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:05,010
Yeah, that was a kind of slow night for me.
401
00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:06,641
So come on, what's up?
402
00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:09,653
-Come to the party with me.
-No, come to the party with me.
403
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:14,158
Guys, you have both made
such good cases for yourself...
404
00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:16,420
it makes it even harder to choose.
405
00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:21,188
So, l'm going to have to go with basic...
406
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:25,627
raw, physical attraction.
407
00:33:26,704 --> 00:33:29,104
What time should l be there, Carlton?
408
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,006
Excuse me.
409
00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:43,047
Let me see that hat.
410
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:46,352
Okay, but l don't think
it works with that outfit.
411
00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:51,525
-Did you pay for this?
-No, l guess l forgot to.
412
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:54,288
But you just had to have to it?
413
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:58,495
Me? You've got to be kidding.
Derbies went out six months ago.
414
00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:01,936
Let's take a little walk
to the security office.
415
00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:04,998
You can give me
your fashion dos and don'ts there.
416
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:08,539
l knew l should have gone as a ballerina.
417
00:34:36,207 --> 00:34:38,675
Okay, people, let's go. Let's move along.
418
00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:41,506
There's no show. Let's go.
Move along, please.
419
00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:46,674
Welcome back to Croissants Aplenty.
420
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,811
l didn't order....
What kind of a croissant is that?
421
00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:52,779
lt's peanut butter. And it's on the house.
422
00:34:52,990 --> 00:34:55,083
Looks like it's been on the floor.
423
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,722
You look a little down.
Did you lose the contest to your friend?
424
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,731
Yeah. Who'd have guessed it?
425
00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:04,324
Especially in a place this well lit.
426
00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,360
Strange things happen on Halloween.
427
00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:11,004
Don't remind me. l got to go
to that party tonight on the solo tip.
428
00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:13,240
Don't feel too bad.
429
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:16,838
There's bound to be at least
one other guy there without a date.
430
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,675
Yeah. You know, Cindy,
you're probably right.
431
00:35:21,819 --> 00:35:25,255
Master William, there were
three phone messages for you.
432
00:35:25,656 --> 00:35:29,558
From a Miss Karen, a Miss Judy,
and a Miss Trisha.
433
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,288
What did they say?
434
00:35:31,529 --> 00:35:33,690
''How desperate do you think l am?''
435
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:36,760
''Not on your life.''
436
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,400
And, ''Ha ha ha ha ha...
437
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,300
''ha.''
438
00:35:46,944 --> 00:35:50,243
So, why did the security guard
stop you, Hilary?
439
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:54,045
lt seems l fit the description of a shoplifter
they've been trying to catch.
440
00:35:54,118 --> 00:35:55,608
What was the description?
441
00:35:55,686 --> 00:36:00,020
l don't know exactly, but it's fair
to guess that ''stunning'' was part of it.
442
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:03,116
Eugene said he was sorry.
443
00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:04,859
Who is Eugene?
444
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:07,830
The security guard.
Hilary invited him to the party.
445
00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:09,561
Why did you do that?
446
00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:12,159
lt seemed to speed up the paperwork.
447
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:15,228
Before the party starts,
l think l'll go up and get some rest.
448
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:18,969
Wait a minute. Philip,
you didn't get a costume.
449
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:20,670
You went to that silly gadget store.
450
00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:22,940
l didn't buy a silly gadget.
l bought a stapler.
451
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:27,348
OnIy three penciIs remain.Proceed to stationery store immediateIy.
452
00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,513
Everyone go get ready.
453
00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:32,488
l'm going to put my costume on now.
454
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,024
What is it, Hilary?
455
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,288
A gorgeous Yves Saint Laurent dress.
456
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:39,556
Scary.
457
00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:45,898
l just got off the phone with Melinda,
my date.
458
00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:48,200
She's coming as Mrs. Santa Claus.
459
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:51,833
l hope that doesn't conflict
with what your date will be wearing.
460
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:54,668
For your information, l have a date.
461
00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,538
What's her name?
462
00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:59,178
Janet Girlie.
463
00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:11,253
Geoffrey, isn't this a fabulous party?
464
00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:14,492
The entire Brat Pack is here,
plus two Twin Peakers.
465
00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:21,864
Oh, Miss Ashley. You look
absolutely splendid in your costume.
466
00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:23,770
l wanted to come as a ballerina...
467
00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:27,299
but l guess a short guy with a mustache
is the next best thing.
468
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:41,181
Carlton. White face and lipstick.
469
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,228
Boy, you're living out
all your fantasies tonight, huh?
470
00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:46,786
So, sore loser, is your date here yet?
471
00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:48,295
She'll be here.
472
00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:56,969
Will, for your information, the skeleton
over there is Elizabeth McGovern...
473
00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:59,703
and the unicorn standing next to her
is Kevin Bacon.
474
00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:02,712
And they both wish
you would stop hitting on them.
475
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,980
Why did you come as Elton John?
476
00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:09,142
l'm supposed to be Superfly, Hilary.
477
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,245
Well, your super fly's open.
478
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,352
Trick or treat!
479
00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:21,188
Can l take a look
inside those bags, please?
480
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,600
What kind of outfit is that
for a Halloween party?
481
00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:27,035
l'm going as Comfortable Man.
482
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,196
ls that a comic-book hero?
483
00:38:29,273 --> 00:38:31,741
Sort of.
He has superhuman bill-paying powers...
484
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,369
so he gets to dress however he likes.
485
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:36,476
Love that costume, Daddy.
486
00:38:42,953 --> 00:38:44,215
Oh, no.
487
00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:50,056
Well, Philip, do you know
who l'm supposed to be?
488
00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:52,595
l don't care. You look fantastic.
489
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,425
What are you looking at, clown?
490
00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:02,772
Oh, look. There's Kiefer Sutherland
talking to River Phoenix.
491
00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:07,567
What happened to your date, Carlton?
492
00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:10,409
Did she hit her head
and her eyesight come back?
493
00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:11,914
She's powdering her nose.
494
00:39:11,982 --> 00:39:13,950
l can understand your bitterness, Will.
495
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:17,181
The party's almost over,
and you lost the bet.
496
00:39:19,957 --> 00:39:21,618
Ladies and gentlemen...
497
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,391
Cinderella.
498
00:39:31,602 --> 00:39:34,730
Hello. ls my prince here?
499
00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:40,009
Hello, Will.
500
00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:41,573
Do l know you?
501
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,840
Give a guy your last
peanut-butter croissant...
502
00:39:43,914 --> 00:39:45,643
he forgets you in a minute.
503
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,741
Cindy? The waitress?
504
00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:49,112
That's right.
505
00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:52,482
Baby, that hairnet
was doing nothing for you.
506
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,518
Will, can l be your date tonight?
507
00:39:55,826 --> 00:39:58,954
Baby, forget tonight.
Let's block out the next 50 years.
508
00:39:59,296 --> 00:40:00,786
Why did you decide to come?
509
00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:03,493
Well, when the two of you showed up
at the restaurant...
510
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,434
l thought you were just
a couple of macho clods.
511
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:09,733
But when you came back,
you were so sweet.
512
00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:13,736
l guess l'm a sucker for a sad puppy.
513
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:21,140
This doesn't affect our bet, Will.
l still found a date first.
514
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:24,420
Stop it! Let go of me, you creep!
515
00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:26,656
Eugene, what are you doing? l thought...
516
00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:28,851
our agreement was
you could come to my party...
517
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:31,292
but you couldn't falsely arrest anybody.
518
00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:33,159
This isn't a false arrest.
519
00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:35,664
This is the shoplifter l mistook you for.
520
00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,530
This girl's a kleptomaniac.
521
00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,096
-My silverware.
-That's my watch.
522
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,701
My date.
523
00:40:43,474 --> 00:40:45,465
Let this be a lesson to all of you.
524
00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:48,910
You don't have to break the law
to have a happy Halloween.
525
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,039
Good night, now.
526
00:40:57,087 --> 00:40:59,214
Will, may l have this dance?
527
00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:02,251
Yeah, baby. Your prince is in effect.
528
00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:19,840
Where do you live?
529
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:22,879
l live with my stepmother
and her two daughters...
530
00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:25,412
in Encino.
531
00:41:27,585 --> 00:41:29,416
So, do you work every night?
532
00:41:29,553 --> 00:41:34,115
Yeah. l have to stay at the cafe and wait
for everyone to leave, and sweep up.
533
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,187
Where'd you get this fly costume at?
534
00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:41,595
Well, l was sweeping up,
and an old lady came in...
535
00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:43,029
and she....
536
00:41:44,768 --> 00:41:46,395
lt's a long story.
537
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,196
Oh, no.
538
00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:51,798
l didn't know it was so late. l've got to go.
539
00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:52,934
Cindy, wait!
540
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,671
l'm sorry, Will.
541
00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:06,049
Her slipper.
542
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,186
Could it be?
543
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,659
l've been touched by magic.
544
00:42:14,498 --> 00:42:17,228
Oh, my God.
l can't believe l dropped my shoe.
545
00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:20,861
Maybe l should try
some of those insole thingies.
546
00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:23,907
Listen, here's my number.
Call me tomorrow.
547
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,613
l can't believe Carlton went to sleep.
548
00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:40,782
Why couldn't he help us clean up?
549
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:44,792
lf you found out the only person
in the world that would go out with you...
550
00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:47,797
was mentally deranged,
you'd go to bed early, too.
551
00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,535
Trick or treat!
552
00:42:54,672 --> 00:42:56,606
l'm sorry, we're out of candy.
553
00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,733
How come you guys came so late?
554
00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:01,607
We were watching MatIock.
555
00:43:02,947 --> 00:43:06,041
l got something better than candy.
A scary story.
556
00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:15,589
lt was a cold, dreary, wintry night.
557
00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:18,488
October 31 was the date.
558
00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:21,996
There was a couple of little kids
dressed just like you...
559
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:24,694
trick or treating in Bel-Air around 8:00.
560
00:43:24,902 --> 00:43:29,396
Now, normally Bel-Air was safe and sound.
But this year, things were ill.
561
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:32,475
But, as on every Halloween,
the parents sent their kids out...
562
00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:34,738
not knowing this year it wasn't chill.
563
00:43:34,812 --> 00:43:37,440
There was a rude awakening
in this Bel-Air town...
564
00:43:37,514 --> 00:43:39,539
no more tranquility or peace.
565
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,347
Not Jason, Michael Myers,
or Freddie Krueger...
566
00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:44,979
but this monster was called
the Bel-Air Beast.
567
00:43:45,055 --> 00:43:47,717
This monster was dreadfully ugly...
568
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:50,021
and he bothers you when you're all alone.
569
00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:52,756
A face like nothing
you've ever seen before...
570
00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:55,060
and he reeks of Polo cologne.
571
00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:59,893
He stalks his victims slowly,
with the world's most terrible breath.
572
00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:02,929
But he doesn't use an axe or a chain saw...
573
00:44:03,007 --> 00:44:05,032
he talks his victims to death.
574
00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:08,008
So if you see this monster...
575
00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:10,239
run and don't look back, kids.
576
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,408
This monster's called the Bel-Air Beast...
577
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,782
and, oh, my goodness, there he is!
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