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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,760 (TENSE MUSIC) 2 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,720 (TENSE MUSIC SUSPENDS) 3 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,160 - Are you an angel? 4 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,320 - I'm a nurse. 5 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,800 - You're beautiful. - Thank you. 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,280 - You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen, 7 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,600 and I have seen 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,200 many movies. 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:33,200 - OK. - I'm sorry. I think the drugs are affecting me. 10 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,680 - We didn't give you any drugs. 11 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,560 - Huh? - We didn't give you any drugs. 12 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,040 - Why was I being so flirty? - (CHUCKLES) I'm not sure. 13 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,520 - Gosh, I'm really sorry about that. - It's OK. 14 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,680 - No, uh, I think I just assumed I would be on some drugs. 15 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,760 - And so you thought you could just say anything without consequence? 16 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:56,360 - Yeah, I guess so. I'm really sorry about that. 17 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:01,240 - It's OK. You've got some people out in the hall. (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) 18 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,480 - So they're planning to kill the Indian Foreign Minister... - Correct. 19 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,480 - ...at the World Unity Games? - Yep. 20 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,840 - And the assassin, Magnus... 21 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:12,480 did you see what he looked like? - I did, actually. They had a photo of him. 22 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,640 - Can you describe it? - It was really nice. Like a... 23 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,680 a glamour shot. - Yes, but what did he look like? 24 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,319 - I think everyone should get some nice headshots done while they're young, 25 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:26,080 because then when they're older― - Michael, we're not interested in your theories about hea 26 00:01:26,081 --> 00:01:29,600 We just need to know what the assassin looks like. - Oh, OK. 27 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,880 That's tough. Let me think. 28 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,560 He was... 29 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,240 male. - We already knew that! Godammit! - We know he's male, Michael! 30 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,800 - You just said the man in the photo ― that implies he's male. 31 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,520 - I'm sorry, guys, the nurse has got me on a lot of drugs. 32 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,760 - No, I'm sorry for getting mad. - That's OK. - You've done well. 33 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,760 You've all done well. - Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir. 34 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,680 - Not sure we've all done well. - Usually I'd say take some time off, you know, recuperate. 35 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:58,960 But the thing is, the games are in two days and you... 36 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,440 are the only one who knows what this assassin looks like. 37 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,440 - You want me to protect the Indian foreign minister? 38 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,760 - We've got no choice. - God... - Not fair. 39 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,160 - I'll do it. - Top man. We'll get you a good cover. 40 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,600 - Oh, awesome. Undercover. - You were just undercover. 41 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:19,520 - I want you to get out of here. Get to Christchurch by tomorrow afternoon. 42 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,520 - Sir, can I have a word? 43 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:23,639 - Bye! (DOOR CLOSES) 44 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,400 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 45 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,960 Oh my gosh. 46 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,960 Oh, wow. 47 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,840 (KNOCKS ON WINDOW) - What do you want? 48 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,840 - Hello. 49 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:52,240 - Wha-What are you doing out there? - I need to come in. 50 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,360 - Oh, no, you're not coming in. - Please. 51 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,280 I was just trying to leave, but it's really dodgy. 52 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,720 - No, you go back the way you came. - No, I can't. It's really scary. 53 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,160 - I don't care. You're not coming in. - Why? 54 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,120 What's your problem? - You, trying to get into my damn room. 55 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,000 - I'll leave your room immediately. - Keep moving, buddy. 56 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:15,040 - Please. It's so perilous out here. I'm telling you, it is so perilous. - Keep moving, bud 57 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:19,480 - Fine. But if I die, my blood is on your hands. - Good. I hope you do die. 58 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,600 Peering through my windows, trying to marry me. 59 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,200 - I wasn't trying to marry you. Oh my goodness, she's freaking crazy. 60 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,680 - I beg your pardon? - I'm going, I'm going! 61 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,720 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 62 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,919 - What are you doing? 63 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,240 - Huh? - What are you doing? 64 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,040 - I'm just... 65 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,920 - Are you trying to escape? - Mm. 66 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,680 - You don't have to do that, you know. You could just leave. 67 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,920 - Really? - Yeah. This is a hospital, not a prison. 68 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,120 - I could have just gone down the stairs? 69 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,200 - Yeah. Could also take the elevator. 70 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,680 - Could you please do me a favour? - Hmm. 71 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,360 What is it? - There was an attractive nurse in my room just before. 72 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,840 Could you please not tell her about this? - I'm already here, Michael. 73 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,840 - Bugger! 74 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,680 - Oof. - Oof. 75 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,600 - You OK? - Yeah. 76 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,960 - You sure? - Yeah, I'm good. - That looked painful. 77 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:21,320 - Before you say that, can I just say thank you so much for everything ― 78 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,320 for having me, looking after me. 79 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,880 I would love to stay and chat, but I gotta go to Christchurch now. 80 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,880 See ya. 81 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,839 (LAID-BACK JAZZ MUSIC) 82 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,400 (TYRES SCREECH) 83 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,440 - Sorry. 84 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,320 (CAR DOOR SHUTS) 85 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,360 Pellet. - Pellet? 86 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,800 - My name's Pellet. Like a― Like a pellet. 87 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:05,600 - You work for the agency? - I'm a freelancer. I make spy technology. 88 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,600 - Awesome. - Take this. 89 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,080 - Oh, I already have a watch. - This one's special. 90 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:14,080 - Well, mine was given to me by my grandparents, and there is nothing more special than that 91 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,360 - That is so touching. - Thank you. 92 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:20,320 - You treasure them. - I will. - This is a tracking device. 93 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,640 Check it out ― slide this out, and press this button. (WATCH BEEPS) 94 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:29,279 Press it once more to stop the noise, and the next time you're within 500m of this trac 95 00:05:29,281 --> 00:05:31,360 the watch is gonna start beeping. 96 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,279 The faster the beep, the closer you are to this. 97 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:37,640 - Oh, that's awesome. - Take it. Yeah. - Thank you. 98 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,040 - You're gonna wear two watches? - Yeah. 99 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,400 - Double the style. - Exactly. 100 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:46,960 - Oh, here's your invitation to the opening night gala. It's in the dining hall. 101 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:51,320 The target's gonna be there, which means the assassin will probably be there too. 102 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,839 - Magnus. 103 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:58,120 Do I get any weapons? - The only weapon you'll need... is up here. 104 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,279 Headbutt. I want you to headbutt him. 105 00:06:04,893 --> 00:06:08,693 - Peter is the Chancellor of the Cathedral of the Holy Trinity in Bruges― 106 00:06:08,693 --> 00:06:10,853 uh, not Bruges, Brussels. 107 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:12,853 - Wow. That's crazy. 108 00:06:12,853 --> 00:06:18,013 - And he's rumoured to be the next Archdeacon of North-West Europe. 109 00:06:18,013 --> 00:06:21,253 - There he is. - Who? Peter? - No, sir. I don't know who that is. 110 00:06:21,253 --> 00:06:24,493 - He's Chancellor of the Cathedral of the Holy Trinity in Brussels. 111 00:06:24,493 --> 00:06:26,733 - He's going to the bathroom. - Who? Peter? - No, sir. 112 00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:29,973 I don't know who Peter is. Magnus is going to the bathroom. 113 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:33,013 - Well, I don't know who Magnus is. - He's the assassin that I was telling you about. 114 00:06:33,015 --> 00:06:35,013 Did you listen to nothing that I told you? 115 00:06:35,013 --> 00:06:37,933 - It was boring. I liked talking about Peter. He's got a bright future. 116 00:06:37,933 --> 00:06:39,933 - He's old. Peter is old. 117 00:06:40,373 --> 00:06:43,613 He doesn't have a bright future. Look, sir, I am sorry. 118 00:06:43,613 --> 00:06:46,333 It has been fantastic getting to know you, 119 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:49,053 but I've got an assassination to stop. 120 00:06:49,053 --> 00:06:51,733 Oh, yuck. That's a― That's a pip. 121 00:06:51,893 --> 00:06:55,293 - The olives are in this bowl. - Thank you. 122 00:06:59,173 --> 00:07:01,173 (TENSE MUSIC) 123 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,893 - Oi! - Sorry. 124 00:07:19,453 --> 00:07:21,013 I was looking for my son. 125 00:07:21,013 --> 00:07:23,013 (TOILET FLUSHES) 126 00:07:28,093 --> 00:07:30,093 Hmm. 127 00:07:30,453 --> 00:07:32,853 What was that guy's problem? 128 00:07:33,013 --> 00:07:35,093 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 129 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:51,413 - Did you find your son? 130 00:07:51,453 --> 00:07:53,733 (TENSE MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 131 00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:56,373 (GRUNTS) 132 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:03,333 - (GRUNTS) 133 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:16,093 - Please, stop. 134 00:08:16,093 --> 00:08:19,933 Please, why are you doing this? - Because I know why you're here. 135 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:24,173 - I'm here to enjoy the party. - You're here to kill the Indian foreign minister. 136 00:08:24,173 --> 00:08:27,213 - But I am the Indian foreign minister. 137 00:08:27,213 --> 00:08:29,213 - Nice try, Magnus. 138 00:08:29,573 --> 00:08:32,573 - Please. My name is Swaran Danaraj. 139 00:08:32,933 --> 00:08:34,693 I am the Indian for― 140 00:08:34,693 --> 00:08:37,493 - You beat the hell out of the Indian foreign minister? 141 00:08:37,493 --> 00:08:39,973 - Yeah, but you see, I thought he was the assassin, 142 00:08:39,973 --> 00:08:43,213 but it turns out he was actually the target. 143 00:08:43,213 --> 00:08:45,213 - They set you up. 144 00:08:45,213 --> 00:08:47,733 - What? - The Australians, they set you up. 145 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:52,733 They intentionally showed you that photo, knowing that you'd think he was the assassin and ki 146 00:08:52,735 --> 00:08:56,413 Meaning they wouldn't have to send an assassin, you'd do it for them. 147 00:08:56,413 --> 00:08:58,773 - I mean, I think I just got confused, 148 00:08:58,773 --> 00:09:02,133 but I would happily go with that as it paints me in a much better light. 149 00:09:02,133 --> 00:09:05,493 - Where is he now? - Oh man, I need to get better at fighting. 150 00:09:05,493 --> 00:09:07,613 I nearly lost to a government official. 151 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:09,733 This guy is probably sitting down all day. 152 00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:14,253 A real assassin would be way better at fighting than that. Oh man, I'm nervous. 153 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,253 - Where is he? 154 00:09:18,413 --> 00:09:20,413 (SIGHS) - Hello. 155 00:09:20,413 --> 00:09:23,173 - Don't let him out of your sight. He stays with you tonight. 156 00:09:23,173 --> 00:09:25,453 - But I'm staying in the athlete's village with Brian. 157 00:09:25,453 --> 00:09:28,453 - Who's Brian? - Brian Curtis, he's the weightlifter I'm coaching. 158 00:09:28,453 --> 00:09:31,293 - That's your cover? You're a weightlifting coach? - Yeah. 159 00:09:31,293 --> 00:09:33,293 - That's bullshit! - What? 160 00:09:33,293 --> 00:09:37,933 - Well, you get to be a coach, Anderson's a friggin athlete, and I'm in catering. 161 00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:41,333 - Wait. Anderson gets to be an athlete? - Yeah, he's running the 1500. 162 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:44,613 That's why he's not at this party, he's resting up for his race. 163 00:09:44,613 --> 00:09:47,293 - Committing to the role, you can't fault him for that. - (SIGHS) 164 00:09:47,293 --> 00:09:50,573 Swaran stays with you tonight. (SIGHS) 165 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:53,293 Come on, people, let's get some hustle. (CLAPS HANDS) 166 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,573 - Come on, Swaran, let's go. 167 00:09:55,653 --> 00:09:57,653 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 168 00:10:02,373 --> 00:10:04,653 Hi, Brian. - Hey, 'sup, man. 169 00:10:04,733 --> 00:10:10,413 - Uh, this is Swaran. He is a new assistant coach that I've just hired. 170 00:10:13,173 --> 00:10:15,893 - Cool. (CHUCKLES) Nice to meet you, Swaran. 171 00:10:15,893 --> 00:10:19,093 - Nice to meet you, Brian. - (CHUCKLES) 172 00:10:19,093 --> 00:10:20,373 (DISTANT DOG BARKS) 173 00:10:20,373 --> 00:10:26,773 Hey, guys, I know it's bed time, but can I just say something real quick? - Go for it. 174 00:10:26,775 --> 00:10:30,973 - Yesterday when I was told I was getting a coach, I thought, 175 00:10:30,973 --> 00:10:33,813 'What the hell do I need a coach for?' 176 00:10:33,813 --> 00:10:35,773 Now, one day later, 177 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:37,813 I have two. 178 00:10:37,973 --> 00:10:43,053 And I've gotta say, it's been amazing having you guys in my corner. 179 00:10:43,053 --> 00:10:45,893 Thank you so much for believing in me. 180 00:10:45,893 --> 00:10:48,453 I feel like I could lift anything. 181 00:10:48,453 --> 00:10:51,933 - Do you mind if I say something real quick? 182 00:10:51,973 --> 00:10:53,973 - 'Course. 183 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:58,533 - I've never coached someone so talented before. 184 00:10:59,053 --> 00:11:03,373 I have the greatest job in the world, and I'm so lucky to be your coach, 185 00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:08,893 so I wanna thank you for giving me this― this honour of being your coach. 186 00:11:08,893 --> 00:11:11,773 Swaran, do you wanna add anything? 187 00:11:11,893 --> 00:11:14,853 - Thank you for letting me join the team. 188 00:11:14,853 --> 00:11:17,013 Without seeing other competitors, 189 00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:21,813 I think we have a chance to do something very special here. 190 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,333 - Mm. - Wow. 191 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,613 (UPLIFTING MUSIC) 192 00:11:25,613 --> 00:11:27,613 I love you guys. 193 00:11:28,693 --> 00:11:30,693 Good night. 194 00:11:31,253 --> 00:11:34,093 - Good night, Brian. - Good night, Brian. 195 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:37,693 Good night, Michael. - Good night, Swaran. 196 00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:42,293 (SNORING) 197 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,973 (CLACK!) 198 00:11:48,493 --> 00:11:50,493 (CLACK!) 199 00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:53,093 (CLACK!) 200 00:11:57,493 --> 00:11:59,333 What? 201 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,653 - Sorry. 202 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,133 - What do you want? - Come down. 203 00:12:04,013 --> 00:12:06,613 Ooh. - What the hell? Stop throwing them. 204 00:12:06,613 --> 00:12:10,973 - Meet me in the park. - Coming, but don't throw any more. 205 00:12:10,973 --> 00:12:13,493 Stop! I'm com― I'm coming, I'm coming. 206 00:12:13,493 --> 00:12:15,493 - It's OK. Come down. 207 00:12:15,773 --> 00:12:17,773 (WARM MUSIC) 208 00:12:17,773 --> 00:12:20,853 I found your assassin, Magnus Gould. 209 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:23,613 He's a high jumper in the Australian team. 210 00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:26,493 - Oh my gosh. Wow, that's amazing. Thank you. 211 00:12:26,493 --> 00:12:28,493 - I'm sorry I woke you. 212 00:12:29,013 --> 00:12:32,533 I like your pyjamas. - Oh, yeah. I'm sorry I didn't get changed. 213 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:35,733 I thought if I tucked it in, it might look like a business shirt. 214 00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:39,013 - With matching business trousers? - Exactly. 215 00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:41,013 - Well... 216 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,493 you look really handsome. 217 00:12:44,693 --> 00:12:46,773 - Thank you for saying it. 218 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,733 - You don't like eye contact, do you? - No, I do. 219 00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,933 I do, I'm just taking in... 220 00:12:52,493 --> 00:12:54,573 It's such a beautiful... 221 00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:58,933 Trees. And I'm taking in just the beauty of the night, 222 00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:02,293 and it's just all so― it's all so beautiful. 223 00:13:02,293 --> 00:13:05,293 - OK. - And you're beautiful as well. 224 00:13:06,773 --> 00:13:10,173 - You think I'm beautiful? - I mean, yeah. 225 00:13:11,213 --> 00:13:14,413 Of course. - Well, thank you, Michael. 226 00:13:16,493 --> 00:13:18,493 (WARM MUSIC SWELLS) 227 00:13:19,373 --> 00:13:21,373 - I should go to bed. 228 00:13:21,653 --> 00:13:23,653 - Yeah, I should too. 229 00:13:23,773 --> 00:13:25,773 - It was nice seeing you again. 230 00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:28,013 - It was a pleasure doing business with you. 231 00:13:28,013 --> 00:13:30,893 - Likewise. It was fantastic business. 232 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,933 - Yeah, I loved it. - I loved doing that business. - It was incredible. 233 00:13:33,933 --> 00:13:37,413 - Business deal... complete. - Complete. 234 00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:41,213 - OK. Bye. 235 00:13:41,213 --> 00:13:43,213 - Bye. - See ya. - See ya. 236 00:13:49,386 --> 00:13:52,586 - Swaran, I wanted to apologise again for last night. 237 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:56,026 - Michael, you were only trying to protect me. 238 00:13:56,026 --> 00:13:58,746 In life, it is not mistakes we judge, 239 00:13:58,746 --> 00:14:01,426 but the hearts that are behind them. 240 00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:03,426 That's 100. Good shit. 241 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:08,066 - Ah, well, well, well, if it isn't Coach Dweeb. 242 00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:11,906 - Well, well, well, if it isn't Long-distance Runner... 243 00:14:11,906 --> 00:14:14,386 - Go on. - ...Dweeb. - (LAUGHS) 244 00:14:14,506 --> 00:14:17,186 He's gone with dweeb as well. Nice. 245 00:14:17,186 --> 00:14:19,866 There's a card game in the reading room at half 1. 246 00:14:19,866 --> 00:14:23,346 Your assassin might be there. - Interesting. 247 00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:25,826 - See you later, Trainer Dork. 248 00:14:26,626 --> 00:14:30,626 - See you later, Long-distance Runner... Dork. 249 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:33,706 (REGAL MUSIC) 250 00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,106 - Yes, yes. 251 00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:46,626 - Let's get everyone's names and events. I'm Rolf, England, clay pigeon shooting. 252 00:14:46,626 --> 00:14:49,106 - Rodney, New Zealand, 1500m. 253 00:14:49,986 --> 00:14:52,866 - Wendy Jones, Canada, butterfly. 254 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:57,586 - I'd prefer not to say my name, I'm from New Zealand, and I'm a weightlifting coach. 255 00:14:57,586 --> 00:15:00,266 - John, Fiji, decathlon. 256 00:15:00,626 --> 00:15:03,106 - Magnus, Australia, jumper. 257 00:15:08,146 --> 00:15:10,146 - Long jump? - High. 258 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:14,706 - Hello, do you do long jump? - No, I do high jump. 259 00:15:14,946 --> 00:15:17,906 - Ah, sorry, yes. I thought you were greeting me. 260 00:15:17,906 --> 00:15:19,986 - Sue, New Zealand, chef. 261 00:15:20,226 --> 00:15:24,146 - I thought this was only for athletes and coaches. - Don't worry. She's cool. 262 00:15:24,146 --> 00:15:26,146 - Who? - Me. 263 00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:30,946 I vouch for myself. - I don't mind your style. Let's play. 264 00:15:30,986 --> 00:15:32,986 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 265 00:15:37,946 --> 00:15:39,946 - Check. (CHIPS CLATTER) 266 00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:41,946 - Five. - Fold. 267 00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:43,946 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 268 00:15:45,826 --> 00:15:47,826 - All in? 269 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:52,266 All in. 270 00:15:52,746 --> 00:15:57,186 - Has this guy ever played before? - (SIGHS) I'm not sure. Doesn't seem like it. 271 00:15:57,186 --> 00:15:59,186 - Fiji? - I'm out. 272 00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:03,866 - Stop looking at me, please. 273 00:16:11,386 --> 00:16:13,386 - All in. 274 00:16:14,066 --> 00:16:17,426 - I fold. - Sadly, I'm out too. - I'm extremely out. 275 00:16:17,426 --> 00:16:22,106 - 10 of diamonds. Let's see what you've got, New Zealand. 276 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,506 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC SWELLS) 277 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,786 He has... 278 00:16:29,066 --> 00:16:30,626 nothing. 279 00:16:30,626 --> 00:16:33,946 Ace ― high card. - That's quite possibly the worst hand you could have played. 280 00:16:33,946 --> 00:16:35,946 - OK, well, I wouldn't go that far. 281 00:16:35,946 --> 00:16:38,866 - No, it literally is one of the worst hands you could possibly have. 282 00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,226 - To not get a single pair is... crazy. 283 00:16:41,226 --> 00:16:47,626 - OK, well, why don't we wait and see what he has before we criticise what I had. 284 00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:52,026 - Two pair ― queens and aces. 285 00:16:52,026 --> 00:16:53,786 Magnus wins... 286 00:16:53,786 --> 00:16:55,786 easily. 287 00:16:58,066 --> 00:17:01,066 - Stupid game. That is a stupid game. 288 00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:05,346 It's just not― It's not even a fun game. 289 00:17:05,346 --> 00:17:08,946 I like fun games personally, but whatever. 290 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,666 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES) 291 00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:16,586 (FENCER GRUNTS) 292 00:17:24,145 --> 00:17:26,145 Room service. 293 00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:45,145 - Fold. I need to use the bathroom. 294 00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:49,465 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES) 295 00:18:07,305 --> 00:18:09,305 (WATCH BEEPS) 296 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:12,185 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 297 00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:20,545 (FLOORBOARDS CREAK) 298 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,225 (FOOTSTEPS) 299 00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:27,425 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 300 00:18:27,425 --> 00:18:29,425 (DOOR CLOSES) 301 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,025 (ROTARY PHONE SPINS) 302 00:18:33,585 --> 00:18:35,585 It's in position. 303 00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:39,785 - MAN ON PHONE: Good. - It's set for 2.15 during the women's fencing final. 304 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,785 - Very good. 305 00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:43,905 (BLADES RING) 306 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,665 (BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!) 307 00:18:46,665 --> 00:18:48,665 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 308 00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:56,065 - 12 minutes. 309 00:18:56,105 --> 00:18:58,105 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 310 00:19:00,465 --> 00:19:02,785 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - Hey! What the hell? 311 00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:05,105 - I'll bring it back. I'm sorry. 312 00:19:05,105 --> 00:19:07,105 - Give me back my bike! 313 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,225 (DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS) 314 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,425 (BEEP! BEEP!) 315 00:19:22,225 --> 00:19:24,225 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 316 00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:29,265 - Three. 317 00:19:29,305 --> 00:19:31,705 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS) 318 00:19:34,865 --> 00:19:36,865 (APPLAUSE) 319 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,585 Raise. 320 00:19:47,585 --> 00:19:50,305 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 321 00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:52,305 (BEEP!) 322 00:19:57,425 --> 00:19:59,425 - Triple nines. 323 00:20:01,505 --> 00:20:03,505 - Flush. 324 00:20:03,505 --> 00:20:06,905 - (SIGHS) - Flush of hearts ― Magnus wins. 325 00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:12,185 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS) 326 00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:22,585 (BEEP!) 327 00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:27,305 - Swaran! 328 00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:30,744 Run! 329 00:20:30,785 --> 00:20:32,785 (BOOM!) 330 00:20:35,265 --> 00:20:37,345 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 331 00:20:39,225 --> 00:20:41,225 (DISTORTED VOICES) 332 00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:49,705 - # Deep river, 333 00:20:50,505 --> 00:20:52,665 # my home 334 00:20:52,665 --> 00:20:59,265 # is over Jordan. 335 00:20:59,545 --> 00:21:03,265 # Deep 336 00:21:03,265 --> 00:21:05,465 # river, 337 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:10,585 # Lord, I want to cross over 338 00:21:10,585 --> 00:21:14,785 # into campground. 339 00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:21,665 - # Oh, don't you want to go 340 00:21:22,425 --> 00:21:29,984 # to the gospel feast? 341 00:21:30,505 --> 00:21:37,585 - # That promised land 342 00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:45,665 # where all is peace? 343 00:21:47,065 --> 00:21:55,185 - ALL: # Amen. # 344 00:21:55,185 --> 00:21:58,665 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 345 00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:01,586 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2026 28504