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Thank you.
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I probably got the wrong house. Let me
see my freaking time.
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Hi. You must be Nikki, my 12 o 'clock.
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Oh, yeah. Are you the realtor at
Jezebel?
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I sure am.
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What are you doing out here? Do you want
to see the house? Yeah, if you don't
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mind if I do.
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Come in.
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All right.
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So, we're in the market to buy a home.
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And you referred to me. Could you tell
me more about that?
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Oh, you know, Jeffrey Hernandez.
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Yeah, Jeffrey.
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Yeah, so he bought a house from you. And
he said that you have the best
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properties that you handle and that your
service is a mess.
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So, you know, there I am.
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That's true.
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That's true. I'm flattered to hear that.
It's my pleasure to serve my clients
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and keep them happy.
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And, you know, the house is really nice
and you feel free to explore.
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You know, if you have any questions or
would like to see anything, I'm happy to
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show you anything you can. Sounds good.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, it's definitely a
pretty nice place from what I can see.
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Yeah. So, what exactly are you looking
for?
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Oh, you know, I'm kind of looking for a
spacious pad that, you know, reflects my
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lifestyle as a successful bachelor.
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Oh, yeah, I think you'll... find that
this house has a lot of things that you
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might be looking for.
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Yeah? Yeah, I'm happy to show you around
it.
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The ceiling was actually just painted,
and they got new lights and floors.
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I definitely just want to, you know,
more than anything, make sure that this
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place is a good fit for me.
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Yeah. So... So,
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does that mean you want to see more of
the house?
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Yeah, you know, it would be nice to...
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take a look at the rooms with the...
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Yeah, why don't
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we go do a tour?
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Yeah, yes, we should.
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As you can tell, the property is very
secure.
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There's 24 -hour security in the gated
community, and there's also guards that
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control...
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That's right. I remember that gate. It
took me 10 minutes to get through.
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They're strict.
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Well, is there an HOA fee included in
that?
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Yeah, there is an HOA fee.
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It's a small fee. It's nothing crazy.
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And they're not going to be too much in
your business as long as you're keeping
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the front of the area free of debris,
making sure you're taking care of your
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yard work, things like that.
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But even have parties, have your friends
over, you know, have fun. This is your
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spot, you know, you want to make this
your home.
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Oh, I mean, HMAP or not, I mean, you got
what you pay for, right?
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Well, you're going to be paying for a
very close proximity to the beach,
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actually. Oh, really?
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Yeah, about a five -minute bike ride.
Oh, that's nothing. I love the beach.
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Yeah, me too.
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So, what else is in the area?
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That's a pretty good neighborhood,
right? Oh, there's actually, do you like
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food?
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All kinds of food, but there's all kinds
of restaurants.
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Yeah, we've got Italian, we've got some
Chinese food restaurants, we've got some
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Japanese food restaurants.
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Oh my gosh, I think this is... Not the
restaurant.
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Yeah, Mexican.
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Okay. Yeah, you know, I think you're
going to like it here.
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I really, really do.
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Maybe, maybe.
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So far, I like what I've seen.
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What about the rest of the room?
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Yeah, actually, there's four bathrooms.
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five bedrooms and a master bedroom and a
master and master suite. Oh yeah, I
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think I read something about there being
an en suite.
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Yeah. Yeah?
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Yeah. Let's go check it out. Okay.
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So, this is the en suite, huh?
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Yes, this is one of the en suites that
connects to the master bath.
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You can tell they actually just put in a
new pile last week. What's that smell
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then? New paint? New paint, new
countertop, new lighting fixtures, and
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the shower glass was just put in as
well. Oh, shower glass.
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Yeah.
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Okay, well, what about any history of
water leak?
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No, no water leak.
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I don't think there's been any
structural damage to the building at
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It's in perfect condition.
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Oh, okay. It's a great house. So no
insurance claims, nothing?
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No, no, no, no insurance claims. No, no,
no. So I'm not going to move in here
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and need to make some sort of repairs,
right?
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No, you won't need to make any repairs.
Like I said, you can see there's crown
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molding that was done at the top.
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They actually just replaced the ceiling
as well.
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So, yeah, they...
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took out a lot of the old wall, drywall
that was there, and they put in all new
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ceiling and light.
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It looks good. I like the color they
chose for it. Yeah, yeah, I really do,
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We check out the other rooms. I'm kind
of parched. Doesn't your service
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offer, like, refreshments or something?
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You know what? I do. I have some things
in the kitchen. Would you like to come
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with me to see them?
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By all means.
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Okay.
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Oh, it's, like, very spacious.
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Yeah, sure.
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Tell me, what's the deal with the light?
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Are those new? Are those new fixtures in
here?
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Yeah, these are new lighting fixtures,
actually. They were just put in a couple
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weeks ago.
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These are new lighting fixtures, and
yeah, the ceiling was also redone in
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as well.
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And they also put some crown molding
around the edges. It's really pretty.
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Tell me, the floor is...
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You think I should keep those tiles or
replace them?
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Well, the floors were just put in. But,
you know, once you buy the house, if you
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want to replace it, you definitely can.
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I'm thinking about it.
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So, new kind of molding?
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Brand new?
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How old is it?
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Very recent.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I think I maybe did the ceiling and put
in the molding as well.
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Okay, but what about the windows? So,
are those impact resistant?
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You don't need to get shutters with
them.
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They're impact resistant.
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Yeah, you definitely won't need any
shutters.
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Okay, so hard to prove?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I mean, it's nice. I like it. I like the
open floor setting.
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Yeah, yeah, the open floor plan, as you
can see, the backsplash is marble, and
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the countertop is also marble.
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Okay. And it has the same... appliances,
brand new refrigerator,
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dishwasher, and stove.
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Wow, lots of options.
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Mm -hmm. There are, are you looking for
the official?
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Well, they're trying to sell the house,
so.
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Oh, I guess it's standing rough.
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Yeah, I just got that today, actually.
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Hmm.
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It's got a sort of.
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Grape? Yeah.
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Are you out of your mind? I'm allergic
to grape.
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Are you trying to lose a deal?
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No.
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Don't worry. I'll clean this up. Yeah,
you will.
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Jeez.
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I'm so frazzled now.
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You know, just clean that up, okay?
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Okay. Just stay calm, you know. There's
no need to get worked up.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry, Nikki. I should have
texted you to see if you had allergies.
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I should have asked. I was just so
excited to get this down. And, you know,
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told me that you're a really cool dude.
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And it's cool.
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Everything's fine.
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I mean, what am I going to say? You
wouldn't have a whole other problem.
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You're right, but you're not. Like,
everything's fine. Oh, thank goodness.
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me because I didn't realize that you
were allergic
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and you just gave me an opportunity to
make it, right?
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I'm sure that I can.
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And as you can see, it's not staining
the floors.
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I mean, that's going to be a very easy
mess to clean up. A little bit of warm
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water and some soap and it'll clean
right up.
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The floors definitely are keeping from
staining pretty well.
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Well, you know what? Take your shirt
off.
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What? Take your shirt off.
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If you want to make this right, take
your shirt off. Right, right, yeah.
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Yeah, no, I do.
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Okay.
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I think this will help.
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It's really close to all.
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I'd be really nervous there.
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You're going to want to use it to clean
the floor, so.
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Oh, you don't really like that shirt?
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I do like that shirt. Well, you know,
maybe that doesn't stay just like the
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floor.
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Yeah, you know, you might be right about
that.
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And also, you can see from the beautiful
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view of the backyard, by the way, that
has lots of trees in the back.
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Go outside in the patio and enjoy your
food.
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That's good, that's good.
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So, do you think the pavers out in the
backyard would stay?
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Um, I don't want to find out with
anything else. Right, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I guess you probably need to get
through it. I mean, how long can that
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stuff stay on the floor and do it?
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I mean, eventually it's probably going
to work. Yeah,
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no, you're right. I'm definitely going
to be getting something.
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Wait, my shirt?
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Yeah, your shirt would be perfect.
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To clean up the mess?
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Yes, to clean up the mess. It's the same
color, so you're not going to notice
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anything anyway.
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You can see the floor is actually
sealed.
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Yeah, I hope that doesn't work the
tiles.
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No, no, it's coming right up.
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All right.
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It is coming up.
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You can see.
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Pretty easily, actually.
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Not too hard to do at all.
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Well, that's fortunate because I don't
want to buy a house because I already
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have some issues with it.
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No, never.
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So tell me.
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How many people do you think I could, I
don't know, fit in this house, like for
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my party?
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Um, well, for a party, about 50 people.
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50? Yeah. Is that it?
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Is that it? I mean, I like to have my
parties, and they
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can be pretty high profile sometimes,
so.
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Oh, really?
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I mean, sometimes, yeah, so like.
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Well, yeah, I don't think you're going
to.
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have any issues.
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The old people around here take their
hearing aids out because they don't hear
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much at night.
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Really? Yeah.
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Okay, so I shouldn't get any noise
complaints from you, right?
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I don't think so.
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I haven't heard anything about that
happening.
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Alright.
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So 50 plus?
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When we say 50, what do we say? 100?
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What if I want a hundred people here? If
you want a hundred people here, I mean,
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yeah, if there are even a hundred people
here, but I don't really know if you're
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going to park all those cars because
they don't allow that much parking
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the neighborhood.
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It would have to be off -street.
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Is there no street parking here?
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There is street parking, it's just a
hundred cars and a lot of cars.
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I'll tell people to park, too.
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Lots of parties.
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I mean, I am at the coast of
Bachelorette, so.
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That's true, yeah. I mean, when I heard
that you worked with Jeff, I knew right
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away that, you know, you were going to
be a good idea for sleep. You can see
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house, and you can see the neighborhood.
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It's a really nice neighborhood.
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Lots of parks, and there's actually a
dog park, too.
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Yeah.
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Well, I don't have a dog.
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Oh.
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Well, now that you're going to have a
house, maybe you can think about getting
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one. I guess.
244
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:49,460
I don't know.
245
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:50,640
Dogs are really nice.
246
00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,320
Dogs are really nice. I don't know what
you got.
247
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,420
Yeah, dogs can be messy, but they're a
really good companion.
248
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:05,780
Um, I mean, could, uh, would you just
mind calling out some people for me real
249
00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:07,540
quick? Right, let's get that over with.
250
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,359
Yeah. Take your shoes off, all right?
251
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,500
I don't want you slipping down. You did
spill after all. I know I did.
252
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:29,000
There you go.
253
00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:32,220
Wait.
254
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,580
I don't even feel that paperwork.
255
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,880
I'm working on it right now.
256
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:41,910
Key rebel.
257
00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:45,350
Number 94.
258
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:47,950
5 by 5.
259
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:50,810
6,
260
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:52,550
7, 3.
261
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:54,970
Okay.
262
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:57,890
Dress.
263
00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:00,030
22.
264
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,090
Splinter on.
265
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:10,370
It looks solid or whatever, it doesn't
make sense.
266
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,450
Information would be needed.
267
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:17,950
LHL.
268
00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:20,870
Okay.
269
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:26,070
Okay, alright.
270
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:05,530
I'm gonna get myself a little
comfortable here if you don't mind. Oh,
271
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:08,470
all. No, this is gonna be your home one
day.
272
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:09,710
One day.
273
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,199
Maybe, right?
274
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,200
That would be nice.
275
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:15,900
I mean, it is a good neighborhood.
276
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:27,260
I guess, uh, I just need to go over the
fine details.
277
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,720
Mm -hmm, mm -hmm.
278
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,540
Okay.
279
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,880
I definitely want that as a preferred
interest rate.
280
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:50,710
Yeah,
281
00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:12,610
I mean that just said all filled out
282
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,380
I was thinking we could check out some
more of the house.
283
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:24,100
Just make sure.
284
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:30,140
Okay. Yeah, so it looks like I got
everything in order here.
285
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,100
Thanks. Let me just make sure.
286
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,720
What's your name?
287
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,420
Current address.
288
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,280
Employment.
289
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:47,530
Just to make sure that all of this is...
Correct. Could you just double check it
290
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:48,469
for me real quick?
291
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:49,470
Yeah, sure thing.
292
00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:51,570
Okay.
293
00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:54,770
Um, the work history and everything.
294
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:57,510
That's about right. Your address with
Ray.
295
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,190
Um, okay.
296
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,430
And your phone number.
297
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,010
We're reviewing everything.
298
00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:06,370
Don't worry.
299
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,530
No phone unturned.
300
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:13,330
I just want to make sure you get all the
review in. Right.
301
00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:27,670
You know, it looks like you're about
ready to order.
302
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:28,910
Want to take another look?
303
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:37,350
Could you just double check that real
quick?
304
00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:38,910
Yeah, sure.
305
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:45,930
Yeah.
306
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,150
Yeah, I think that's...
307
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:58,950
Like everything that's been out in
order.
308
00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:04,970
Okay,
309
00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:07,650
yeah, that should be good.
310
00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:09,350
Okay. Okay, why don't you get on it?
311
00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:13,090
Okay. And now you can review this for me
when we're done, yeah?
312
00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:14,550
Mm -hmm.
313
00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:22,210
Everything looks like it's probably
really good.
314
00:22:28,989 --> 00:22:29,989
This photo.
315
00:22:31,490 --> 00:22:34,750
Yeah, so, um, were you interested in
purchasing the property?
316
00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:38,870
Uh, yeah, I think so. But, um, why don't
we go ahead and check out the rest of
317
00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:40,710
the house? Then you'll be able to check
out, right?
318
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:42,890
Yeah, yeah, there's still the other
bedroom required.
319
00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,650
Alright, so let's go check it out.
320
00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:48,790
Okay. Don't forget that.
321
00:22:57,990 --> 00:23:00,410
Nick, what do you think of the room? Is
it up to par?
322
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:04,150
I mean, it looks nice, but honestly,
we've got to test the bed out.
323
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:05,690
Let me get myself comfortable.
324
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:06,950
Test the bed out?
325
00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:12,670
Is that going to convince you that this
is a good purchase?
326
00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:15,310
Oh, yeah, if I know it's not going to
break down on me.
327
00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:16,950
Okay, yeah.
328
00:23:18,810 --> 00:23:19,810
There we go.
329
00:23:21,050 --> 00:23:25,510
So, we're going to test it out. We're
going to see if it breaks down. Does it
330
00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:26,510
come with the place?
331
00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:30,110
Does it come with it? You know, I could
probably work out a deal with the owner
332
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:32,470
to get it for you. Let's see how it
handles itself.
333
00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:37,630
Okay, let me just get my phone. I'm
going to make sure I don't forget it.
334
00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:39,630
I've got to do some work, though.
335
00:23:39,990 --> 00:23:43,470
I didn't know our meeting was going to
last so long.
336
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,850
You're already really wet, aren't you?
337
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:51,370
I think I can get the homeowner on the
phone right now. I'm going to give him a
338
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:52,370
call.
339
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,780
Hello? Hi.
340
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,500
Hi, Mr. Johnson. How are you today?
341
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,800
Mm. Mm -hmm.
342
00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:15,080
Oh, really? How's your wife?
343
00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:17,560
Oh, that's wonderful.
344
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Mm -hmm.
345
00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:24,280
Mm. Yeah.
346
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:30,680
Yeah. I agree. I 110 % agree.
347
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,480
Mm -hmm. Yes.
348
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,960
Yes, everything's been going really
great for me as well. Thank you for
349
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,020
Mm -hmm.
350
00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:40,800
Mm, yes.
351
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,420
Yeah, the weather has been really nice.
352
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,640
So warm.
353
00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,180
No, I love it.
354
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,240
Oh, really?
355
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:53,260
This guy is such a talker. Of course.
356
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,180
Yeah. Uh -huh.
357
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:58,379
Uh -huh.
358
00:24:58,380 --> 00:24:59,380
Yeah.
359
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,640
Uh -huh.
360
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,420
Oh, yeah, that's perfect.
361
00:25:04,490 --> 00:25:10,050
Yes. Well, I'm here with the buyer,
prospective buyer right now, Nikki
362
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:17,210
and I made some questions for you if you
just had a quick minute to answer them.
363
00:25:36,129 --> 00:25:42,870
Yeah, he wants to know if the furniture
comes with
364
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:43,870
the house.
365
00:25:45,650 --> 00:25:46,650
Yeah.
366
00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:49,510
Okay, anything's negotiable?
367
00:25:50,170 --> 00:25:52,030
Yeah, sure, everything's negotiable.
368
00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:56,470
Okay. Um, yeah, yeah, he's willing to
negotiate.
369
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:58,990
Mm -hmm.
370
00:26:00,270 --> 00:26:02,210
Oh, yeah.
371
00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:05,830
Oh, no, just been walking around all
day.
372
00:26:06,790 --> 00:26:07,790
It's a big house.
373
00:26:12,210 --> 00:26:13,210
Yes, sir.
374
00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:16,950
Of course. Yeah, he's willing to
negotiate on the furniture, for sure.
375
00:26:17,670 --> 00:26:19,510
What pieces were you interested in?
376
00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,110
Oh, I mean, possibly this bed.
377
00:26:22,050 --> 00:26:23,250
Um, the bed?
378
00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:31,150
Um, Nicky, the homeowner said that he'd
be willing to say the bed if you,
379
00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:36,870
if you, um, If you buy all the other
furniture as well for $12 ,000.
380
00:26:37,090 --> 00:26:37,769
Oh, really?
381
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,390
Yeah. For $12 ,000?
382
00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:40,389
$12 ,000.
383
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:44,350
I mean, I guess I understand the
negotiation. I get it.
384
00:26:45,130 --> 00:26:48,050
Yeah. So, I understand and I agree.
385
00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:49,290
Yeah.
386
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,190
Yeah, so he's willing to do it.
387
00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:56,590
Yeah.
388
00:26:59,210 --> 00:27:00,210
Uh -huh.
389
00:27:00,950 --> 00:27:02,470
Yeah, of course. I understand.
390
00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:03,870
Yes.
391
00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:06,070
Mm -hmm.
392
00:27:06,350 --> 00:27:07,350
Yeah.
393
00:27:08,910 --> 00:27:09,910
Uh -huh.
394
00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:12,290
Yeah.
395
00:27:12,710 --> 00:27:14,330
Right away. Of course.
396
00:27:14,930 --> 00:27:15,930
Of course.
397
00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:18,270
Mm -hmm. I will get right on that.
398
00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:20,690
Yeah. Yeah?
399
00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:22,010
Yeah. Uh -huh.
400
00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:24,490
Of course. Yes, sir. That's very funny.
401
00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:26,450
Mm -hmm.
402
00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:28,050
Mm -hmm.
403
00:27:28,430 --> 00:27:29,430
Yeah.
404
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:35,120
Oh, yeah. No, I would love to show your
other house, actually. That would be
405
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,120
really great.
406
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,640
Uh -huh.
407
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,860
Thank you. You're too kind.
408
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:45,920
You send me the pictures, and I will
take a look at the other properties.
409
00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:48,640
Yes. Yes.
410
00:27:48,940 --> 00:27:51,360
I hope you have a wonderful day.
411
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,000
Thank you again for the opportunity.
412
00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:58,860
Yeah. Why don't you get out and talk
with me?
413
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:00,910
Okay. You should really tuck this bed
out, okay?
414
00:28:01,550 --> 00:28:04,170
Yeah, I just have to make a couple more
calls. Do what you gotta do.
415
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:06,330
Or I have to send a text, actually.
416
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,700
The bed seems to be staring pretty well.
417
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:30,400
Yeah, it is, and I think the comforter
is actually new.
418
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:49,100
What do you think?
419
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:50,759
Good bed?
420
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,440
Yeah, so far I really like it.
421
00:28:53,070 --> 00:28:55,990
Is it worth all the furniture in the
house, though?
422
00:28:56,950 --> 00:29:00,510
Yeah, I think it would be because, you
know, it's already here.
423
00:29:00,810 --> 00:29:03,450
It comes fully furnished. Okay.
424
00:29:03,970 --> 00:29:08,590
So... Well, I guess we'll probably have
to try the other beds, too.
425
00:29:10,170 --> 00:29:11,170
Yeah.
426
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,030
I just have to send a couple more
messages.
427
00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:26,220
Are these all new ceiling fixtures?
428
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,340
Um... Like the light?
429
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,300
Yeah, yeah, I think they are, actually.
430
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Um, yeah, these are actually called
recessed lights, not fixtures.
431
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,680
I mean, potato, potato.
432
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,160
Uh -huh.
433
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:47,500
Um, so, do you think you're interested
in actually purchasing the house?
434
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,200
Some of your questions are getting kind
of silly.
435
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,580
I mean, I want to make sure I'm happy
with the house when I buy it.
436
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,320
Right, of course.
437
00:29:56,340 --> 00:29:58,260
And so far you're happy, right?
438
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,520
I mean, so far I'm relatively satisfied.
439
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,140
You're relatively satisfied.
440
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:11,520
Okay, well, I think once you get the
furniture, that's really going to,
441
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:17,120
you know, just add to the overall value
of the house. Right, that's true.
442
00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:18,420
Yeah.
443
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:22,280
Oh, I do like the value to my houses.
444
00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:23,660
Uh -huh.
445
00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:40,610
I'm just not sure if I might want to
repaint these walls, though.
446
00:30:40,830 --> 00:30:45,150
Yeah, you could definitely do a
different paint job, you know. I think
447
00:30:45,150 --> 00:30:49,330
with a darker color to kind of go with
the furniture.
448
00:30:49,530 --> 00:30:53,790
But, you know, you can change it to
whatever color you want.
449
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,300
I think.
450
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,340
I don't want to fuck with the feng shui
and color with the furniture.
451
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,360
Maybe I will need to get rid of the
furniture.
452
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,640
Yeah.
453
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,680
So, I have another question.
454
00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:11,940
Uh -huh.
455
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:16,560
What does the HOA feel about 18
-wheelers?
456
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:17,940
18 -wheelers? Yeah.
457
00:31:18,970 --> 00:31:22,670
Why do you need to know that? Well,
because I drive an 18 -wheeler, so I'm
458
00:31:22,670 --> 00:31:23,970
excited to park it here. Really?
459
00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:26,150
Yeah. Oh, you never told me that.
460
00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:28,270
Mm -hmm. Are they okay with big trucks?
461
00:31:28,530 --> 00:31:34,430
Um, you know, I'd have to check. I don't
see why it would be against the rules.
462
00:31:34,790 --> 00:31:36,190
It would just be the one, right?
463
00:31:36,490 --> 00:31:40,990
I mean, I have a couple. You have a
couple 18 -wheeler? Yeah, I like big
464
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:43,030
Do not lie.
465
00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:47,530
Um, well, you know...
466
00:31:49,390 --> 00:31:55,850
a little more ridiculous, like, as it
goes on. I mean, 18 wheelers, 15 people
467
00:31:55,850 --> 00:31:56,850
for a house party?
468
00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:57,870
Yeah.
469
00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:00,210
Okay.
470
00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:04,770
Well, yeah, I don't think that would be
a problem.
471
00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:06,070
Oh, goodness.
472
00:32:06,230 --> 00:32:07,270
It's really important.
473
00:32:07,930 --> 00:32:09,370
I need to be able to park.
474
00:32:10,890 --> 00:32:14,010
Sure, you need to be able to park your
giant truck.
475
00:32:22,090 --> 00:32:23,510
you've been putting in a pool in the
backyard.
476
00:32:23,730 --> 00:32:26,010
Oh, yeah. Do I need to worry about
permits?
477
00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:30,370
Permits? Yeah. Yeah, you have to worry
about a couple of different permits, but
478
00:32:30,370 --> 00:32:35,610
I'm sure I can look into that for you.
It costs a lot of money, doesn't it,
479
00:32:35,610 --> 00:32:39,090
for a pool? Well, yeah, I think putting
in a pool does cost a lot of money.
480
00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:40,570
Oh,
481
00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:43,270
yeah.
482
00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:49,630
How much do you think a pool is going to
run me here?
483
00:32:49,930 --> 00:32:56,670
I think a pool... probably run you about
um 120k 120k yeah
484
00:32:56,670 --> 00:33:02,730
it's a little expensive around here
because of the zoning right pretty deep
485
00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:09,330
is a little deep but you know i think
you'll like having a pool right yes
486
00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:25,040
Looks like you're enjoying testing out
this bed.
487
00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:26,860
I am.
488
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,880
Oh, man, absolutely.
489
00:36:00,980 --> 00:36:02,960
Thinking really strongly about it, yeah.
Okay.
490
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:37,240
You thinking about buying it? You're
going to buy it? I want to. Yeah.
491
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,640
I really do.
492
00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:39,740
Oh, yeah.
493
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:45,460
But, like, to be totally honest, this
house is way over my budget.
494
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,080
It's over your budget? What do you mean?
495
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:49,780
It's way over my budget. Like, with the
furniture?
496
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,260
With everything.
497
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:52,960
Just the house.
498
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,560
Just the furniture.
499
00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:55,780
What do you mean?
500
00:36:56,140 --> 00:37:00,000
What are you talking about? I can't
afford this place. You can't afford this
501
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
place? No way.
502
00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:01,999
You can't afford...
503
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,140
house? No way. You brokey. You dusty.
504
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,400
I can't believe it. You've been having
me show you this place and you can't
505
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,359
afford it?
506
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:15,280
I mean, I would love to afford it. Oh my
god.
507
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:19,540
I mean, it's been a pretty nice house
tour.
508
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,500
Oh my god.
509
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,640
Jesus Christ. What am I going to do?
510
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,200
What am I going to tell the homeowner?
511
00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:30,920
Oh my god. You know what?
512
00:37:31,530 --> 00:37:32,830
Do you know what? Are you almost done?
513
00:37:33,330 --> 00:37:35,010
I'm almost done, yeah.
514
00:37:35,230 --> 00:37:39,590
Oh, right, okay. You need to, like,
literally get out of here. You need to
515
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,410
out of this house. Okay, okay, let me
just finish up.
516
00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,650
Oh, my God, I can't believe this.
517
00:37:44,190 --> 00:37:47,890
Jesus Christ. Could you just hurry up
and finish already?
518
00:37:48,170 --> 00:37:49,170
Yeah, yeah, I'm getting there.
519
00:37:49,410 --> 00:37:54,210
Oh, my God, I can't believe it. I'm
going to tell my boss what a broke loser
520
00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:57,290
are. Complete and total dustiness.
521
00:37:57,690 --> 00:37:59,950
I mean, I have bills to pay, you know?
522
00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:04,200
I've got bills to pay, and here you are
making me think that you have money and
523
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,080
you don't. You know what? Give me my
phone. I need to call my boss. I
524
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,200
need to call him right now.
525
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,860
Let me find your phone. Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
526
00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:14,220
Chill out.
527
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:19,860
Oh, my God. I cannot wait to tell my
boss that you're a broke liar, a loser.
528
00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:21,540
I mean, do you even have a job?
529
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,600
Yeah, I got a couple of them.
530
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,160
A couple?
531
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,600
Oh, fuck.
532
00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:29,780
Look, can you just hand me my phone?
533
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,520
Yeah, my phone. You broke in, Flo.
534
00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,460
Jesus fucking Christ.
535
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:36,720
Yeah.
536
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,360
Hello?
537
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,940
Sir? Yeah, you're not going to believe
this.
538
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:52,080
The guy, Nicky Rubble.
539
00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:54,140
Yeah, no. Nicky Brokey.
540
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,020
Dude doesn't even have a fucking job.
541
00:38:57,450 --> 00:39:00,390
He's been having a show around this
house for hours. I have a couple of
542
00:39:00,890 --> 00:39:02,190
You do? What's your job?
543
00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:03,930
I'm a valet driver.
544
00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:08,550
He's a valet. He parks cars for a
living.
545
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:12,870
People trust him with their cars.
Seriously? $12 ,000 furniture?
546
00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:15,150
$12 ,000 furniture.
547
00:39:15,490 --> 00:39:16,970
Please, get me Tyler.
548
00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:22,510
Get me Ron. Get me any of the other
prospective buyers that are actually
549
00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:23,730
and have money.
550
00:39:25,210 --> 00:39:26,210
Oh my gosh.
551
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,520
You had fun, though.
552
00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:29,460
Oh, my God. Could you just come, please?
553
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,780
Fuck. Fuck.
554
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,380
No, sir.
555
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:35,020
Fuck. All right, I'll wait.
556
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:36,740
Okay, bye.
557
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,900
Oh, my God. I can't believe it.
558
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,600
Jesus.
559
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,940
Oh, there you go. I can't believe you're
broke.
560
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,480
I'm not broke.
561
00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:51,840
I just can't afford this house. Oh, my
God. Why are you here right now?
562
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,700
Oh, fuck. Here you go.
563
00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:58,030
Oh, uh, you think maybe you can show me
the rest of the house? Show you the rest
564
00:39:58,030 --> 00:39:59,850
of the house, dude!
565
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:02,790
Get out! Okay, alright, okay!
566
00:40:03,450 --> 00:40:04,450
Fuck.
567
00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:05,650
Well, thanks for the tour.
568
00:40:06,210 --> 00:40:07,550
Yeah, thanks for the tour.
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