All language subtitles for EPORNER.COM - [8ZgvUXiJSoZ] When Porn Was Great V (360)

This just isn't right.

What wasn't right was that F you gave me
on the biology test.

How can I stay in my sorority with a
grade like that?

Miss Norman.

Miss Norman.

Miss Norman, there's nothing I can do
about that.

You know the rules.

Miss Norman.

Well, uh...

Maybe a D minus.

But that's... There's nothing more.

Maybe a D plus. Maybe a D plus.

But nothing more.

That's as far as I can go.

Oh, dear me.

A C, a C then.

But that's the most...

C -plus. C -plus.

B -minus. B -minus. B -minus. B -minus.

B. B.

B. B. B.

B -plus.

B -plus. B -plus. B -plus. B -plus.

A -minus. A -minus. A -minus.

A -minus. A. A.

A. A. A -plus. A -plus. A -plus.

Plus. Plus.

Plus. Plus.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, help me.

Oh, give me the baby.

Oh, no.

Janice, please show me your tits.

Oh

Janice.

Are you ready for me?

I'm going to let the sweet little baby
come home.

I'm going to let the sweet little baby
come home.

which has no right to use our bathroom.

Janice, don't be more respectful. After
all, Kimberly is the sorority president,

and the Queen Weaver can use any old
bathroom she wants. That's the way it

Well, you girls may be pledges, but this
is your bathroom, and it doesn't seem

like she could use her own.

Well, we're in a hurry, and this is
important.

Don't worry, Alice. The boys will wait a
little longer.

I wish the boys were a little longer.

Get the fuck out of the toilet.

Hey, Joey.

You like that tie?

Yeah.

Pretty sharp, right?

Yeah. You do look really resplendent, my
man.

I can wear any fucking thing I want to.
This outfit is really going to turn

Janice on. I knew it.

I wonder how much... Ah.

Dean Spear. You remember W .R.

And these are two of his employees who
will be covering the story for us.

Fred?

All right, all right.

This is not being fair, understand?

You don't know research for us. I'm very
anxious to hear that. It's simple. You

intend to do a story on sorority girls
and their handsome, white knight

fraternity brothers?

It won't work.

To put it bluntly, W .R., the girls from
your daughter's sorority, they're

dating some of the most obnoxious,
deceitful, Disgusting, ignorant pieces

whale shit.

Impossible.

I don't like your language, but I admire
a woman who doesn't miss words.

Yeah, don't miss words.

No, miss.

Those boys are from a fraternity known
locally as Apa U Omega.

You must tell your daughter, Kimberly,
to have her girls dump those dingbats

until after graduation.

And then we'll fix the girls up with
proper men from a proper fraternity, and

the problem will be solved.

By me, sir.

Kimberly, this is Letitia.

You just got a call from the dean's
office. He wants to report there right

Shit. I wonder what that idiot wants
now.

Hey, Kimberly, aren't you taking a
shower with me?

Letitia, no one is to leave the house
until I get back. If anyone tries to

leave, they're to be grounded for a
month.

I want everyone here just in case
there's any trouble. Understood?

Good. That's not fair. We have dates and
they're expecting us.

Don't worry about the boys.

I'm sure that waiting another hour won't
dry you up.

Come on, Letitia.

What won't dry up?

Oh, my God.

You know, Jamie...

You really know everything about women,
don't you?

Just about.

Oh, wait, I want to try to play.

Ah, fuck this game.

Look, I don't know about you guys, but
I'm going out to have some dinner and

some pussy, and I think you should do
the same.

Good night.

Hey,

Jamie, I want to talk to you about
something.

About something.

About Desiree.

You know, she and I, we have a wonderful
sort of...

Well, mental relationship, then.

Well, I was wondering if maybe you'd let
me watch you and Angela do it.

You know, just so I know what to do.

Yeah, sure, sure.

You mean you'd really let me watch?

Really?

Sure, if anything for brother.

Oh, thank you. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

You'll be the only ace up. Keep tabs on
things for us.

What is it that you want to do, but I
want to cut off...

Well, honey, I'm here to make you
internationally famous.

Magazine's going to do an article on you
and your sorority. Now, who cares?

Oh, Danny, Danny, that's wonderful.

Hey, hey, hey, what I've got.

Oh. Good.

But first, Dean Spear has something to
talk to you about.

Oh, oh.

Kimberly?

Ladies, and I'll use the term loosely, I
have some good news and I have some bad

news.

First...

My father intends to do a cover story in
News Month magazine on our sorority.

Now, the bad news for some of you is
that for the rest of this year,

girls from this sorority will be allowed
to date only men from Phi, Epsilon,

Delta.

After tonight, any girl from this house
caught with

men from any fraternity other than Phi
Upsilon Delta will be dropped from the

magazine article and from this sorority.

Is that clear?

Serious. We haven't fucked in three
days.

Three goddamn days.

This is killing me.

How can you say no?

I have to say no.

You always say no when you mean yes.

I mean it this time, Joey.

No. What's going on here? You want to
fuck me, right?

I do like you, Joey.

I love it with you the best. You know
that.

But I can't.

I can't, I can't.

Look, first you hug me and tell me you
want to fuck me, then you push me away

and say you can't.

Are you some kind of schizophrenic?

Oh, Joey, I want to, I want to, I want
to. Please, no, I can't, I can't, I

can't. Trying to bust my balls?

What you bring me here for?

Tell you I can't see you anymore.

Hmm.

Oh, 12 years fucking around in the same
college house.

They have eight degrees now. Don't you
ever want to leave and go out in the

world? You miss all the good fucking?

You make me want to stay on myself.

A degree, a degree, a degree.

And yet you tell me that we're not going
to be seeing each other for a while.

We won't go in.

Like Angie, we're obviously very good
for each other.

How long are you talking about?

Oh, you won't tell me or what? I can't
tell you.

It's the sorority, isn't it?

You think I'm not good enough for you,
is that it?

Come on.

I always gave you credit for the mind of
your own.

No, God damn it, no.

Damn you.

So what? The condemned man is allowed a
last meal, isn't he?

Well, if he's turned off, he's something
or another.

I came here tonight to tell you that
it's all over.

We can't fuck anymore.

What do you mean we can't fuck anymore?
How could we fuck any less?

You never even let me put it in there.

Put what in? You're suffering from
delusions of grandeur. Shh.

Come on. You're going to let everybody
hear.

Come on. Let me eat your pussy.

You'll feel better.

I gave my word.

To who?

I mean, to whom?

See ya.

Just love gone with the wind.

Thank you for taking me, children.

How are y 'all coming along with your
computer idea?

It's our programming idea, Desi.

Now that you mention it, there is a
problem that, well, I'd rather not

myself anymore.

Well, y 'all have a problem I can help
you with?

Well, shoot, boy, we'll just put our
heads to this problem then.

Well, I bet between the two of us, we
could have made that computer do just

about anything.

What do you mean, could have?

Huh? You know, could have. You used the
past tense.

I did, didn't I?

I have something to tell you, Chilton.

Something as sad as gone with the wind.

Yeah, there's something that I want to
talk to you about, too.

Me first.

What is it?

I forgot.

Children, I can't see y 'all anymore.

Not at all.

And I can't even tell you why.

But I can see the headlines now.

Joseph Antonioni Mariano, the New Jersey
Marianos, died today of terminal blue

balls.

They needed two caskets, one for him,
one for a swollen nut.

Tell me what's happened. Tell me all
about it.

It's awful.

Kimberly's father, W .R., he's got this
magazine, and they want to publish some

sort of story about it.

I mean, is Gerard enjoying all of his
home and waiting for home?

Come on, come on.

Let's move it.

Let's go. I want to get in place.

I don't want to be left out of this
picture. John!

Let me tell you a few things.

One, no one is taking any pictures until
I am ready.

Two, don't ever touch me. Not unless I
instruct you to do so.

You remember, you and your fraternity
weren't my choice. You were Dean Spears.

As far as I'm concerned, you're a prop.

Now, I want to talk with my bishop.

Privately. Sure, sure.

Damn dyke bitch.

If I didn't want to be in this article,
I... I could kill those bastards with my

bare hand.

Look at the way that asshole is holding
on to my Janet.

Hey, relax.

Relax. Everything will be okay.

Now, Jamie, are you sure this plan you
and Chili came up with is going to work?

Because I don't want nothing happening
to my Alice. Do you understand?

Take it easy. Take it easy.

I just put this plan through the
computer this morning.

Our plan is foolproof.

Now, the first step is getting our
ringer in that sorority.

And we're going into town to take care
of that.

Just as soon as your Alice gets us the
information we need, okay?

Come on, Jamie. Let's go over to plan
some more.

Hey,

no mistakes. Don't forget.

All right. Is everything ready?

Let's get started. You have to be across
campus in less than an hour.

Are you too sure you know what you're
doing? You know, Daddy wants this

I'd like to show the camera up that
bitch's twat, you know?

Just perfect, perfect.

Oh, good.

Let's go.

Everybody smile.

Joey, they catch me with my ass.

Hey, don't worry.

Everything will be okay. Let the world
go down the tubes. I'm going to protect

your ass.

Did you find out what we needed to know?

Yes. Everyone is leaving the house this
afternoon except for one girl.

They're going downtown for a luncheon
with W .R. and then to a movie.

I think he wants to show his
appreciation or something.

Anyway, the girl that's being left
behind is going to give a tour to this

reporter and photographer so they can
get some pictures and a story about her

home away from home stuff.

Anyway, what are you guys planning?

God, Joey, if it doesn't work, it's
my... Yeah, I know. Look, I know. It's

ass.

Pretty good ass, too.

Look, don't worry. Believe me. Now, this
is Joey, right? I'm going to take care

of you.

Now, Chilton and Jamie have the whole
thing arranged under my supervision, of

course. So you just relax and trust me.

No, please, not now.

Be careful.

Chili and I are going to head to town.

You get the other guys, set the stuff
up.

I'll meet you behind the sorority house
in three hours.

Hi there. You must be Jamie.

That's right.

Vanessa's told us a lot about you. Oh,
yeah?

Surely Vanessa's the girl I told you
about.

She's the one we're going to put in that
sorority house and wreck this fucking

magazine project.

Don't worry about a thing.

So we got an appointment with her here.
Is she going to show up?

Yes, you're supposed to go up to the
apartment with us. She's going to be

up for a few minutes.

Us?

Yes. No, come here.

This is Jay.

Hi. He's going to go up to the apartment
with us and wait for Vanessa.

Oh, that sounds great.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Let's go.

Yeah? All right. Sure.

Let me help you down here.

Shall we go?

Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. Come on. Sorry.

Thank you.

Whoa.

them, aren't I?

Now we'll see what you're really made
of, Jamie.

You ready, Vanessa?

Gotcha, straight arrow.

Hey, when we get done with this and
those two fuckers from the magazine

back to W .R., they're going to drop
this project so fucking fast.

Yeah, and we're going to have the girls
back then. Come on, Jamie.

Oh, hey, hi there.

Are you tonight from the magazine?

No, ma 'am, no, ma 'am. We're the men
from the Quickie Laundry Supply. And we

brought you some of our new product,
this new soap we just came out with.

like you to take a sip.

Take a whiff.

Thank you very much. Another one?

Great. Good. Good. She's gone.

All right. Drag her upstairs, and we'll
put Vanessa in her clothes. Thanks. Have

a good kitchen.

Hey,

Jamie!

Get those two reporters!

Okay, let's get the fuck out of here.

Vanessa, you ready?

My own mother wouldn't recognize me.

Hey, how long is this super minute going
to take us, huh? No rush, just a couple

hours. W .R. is taking the girls to
lunch and he's taking them out to the

Oh, we need some atmosphere shots of
this place.

And one of the sorority girls is going
to show us around here.

Wait a minute.

This big, beautiful house, the two of
us, and this one girl.

Forget it.

Boss caught us screwing around here and
he crucified us.

Besides, the girl got this job because
she's... Well, it's one of those

religious organizations that, you know,
they don't believe in movies or... Fuck

it. Right.

Damn! All this good -looking college
pussy walking around.

I can't stand it. I can't stand it. I
got this...

Pitching them a ding -dong right here,
you know what I mean?

Just keep a ding -dong in your pants.
I'd go try.

I'd go try.

Hi, are you the man from the magazine?

Yes, ma 'am.

We found the front door open, so we just
made ourselves at home.

Oh, yes, of course.

Would you like to see the basement, the
main floor?

Or the upstairs first? I'd like to have
a nice look at the upstairs there, if

you don't mind.

The upstairs would be a great place to
start.

Okay, we can start upstairs and then
work our way down.

Oh, oops, I forgot. I have to go
upstairs and check to see if everything

clean and everything, you know? You two
wait right here, okay?

Oh, and Kimberly made some sandwiches.

Would either of you like anything to eat
first?

Well, okay, maybe later, but she did say
anything you wanted, so just let me

know.

Quick. Tell me how the boss is going to
kill us if we take advantage of this.

The boss is going to kill us? Good. Now,
ask me if I care. Get control of

yourself. We've got to get some pictures
and get out of here. I ain't going to

make it. I ain't going to make it. I
ain't going to make it. Look at that.

see that? I ain't going to make it. I
can't stand it. It's twitching. It's

twitching. Okie dokie. All ready.

Is there something wrong with your head?

There seems to be.

I'm having a hard time.

Let me help you.

Jamie, control yourself.

Well, there's this room.

Just a minute.

What's in this room down here?

What is in that room?

That guy has his chain and his sign over
here.

Well, I don't think I should show you
that room.

Wait a minute. Didn't Kimberly tell you
that whatever we want to see, you have

to show us?

Like I said, I don't think I should show
you that room.

Come on, I'll bet you even have the key
to this room.

Oh, sure.

I come up here all the time.

They let me watch and everything.

Watch? Watch what? What goes on in this
room?

It's sort of combination game and trophy
room. All the sororities have them. Oh,

really? And do the sororities also keep
the chains like that also?

I guess so. I don't know.

Oh, what the heck. Kimberly did say
anything you wanted.

But you have to promise not to say
anything just in case you might get mad,

okay? We promise.

this. You see all this?

You and me have just made the find of
the century.

I feel like those two reporters are...
What bird in... What bird in Bornstein

something?

You say you get to come up here and
watch? Oh, sure.

Sometimes they let me play, too.

What are some of these things?

What's that, for example?

Well, those are trophies. You know,
casts of the boys who have been up here

before. Oh, wait.

Can I have a picture of you posing with
one of them? I guess so.

This is just for us, you understand.
We're not going to show these to anybody

else. Okay.

Gee, this is fun. I've never been up
here by myself before.

Let me show you.

This one's funny, huh? This belongs to
Dean Butts.

That's his little ducky. Oh, boy, oh,
boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

And that one?

Oh, that's a special sort of trophy.
That belongs to the girl's favorite.

These piles of panties are from all
different dates and places. See all the

items?

And these, these are the nights they
played with the whole football team.

And this pile over here is from the
night they tested the professors.

Each one represents a different
professor.

And this?

Oh, that works like this.

Who gives?

Oh, I've got to come in for a real close
-up on this one. I've got a wide -angle

lens.

Let me ask you a question.

What is all this?

Oh, Kimberly uses this because she
doesn't do boys, just girls.

How do they work?

Well, let's see.

Just turn him on like this.

And brush.

Like this.

Oh, this feels so good.

Oh,

I think it's wetting up.

Oh, let me help.

Eat, that's what I'm gonna do.

Oh, I can't stand watching this anymore.

girls can eat.

Let's fuck some more. No.

Let's play dress -up.

Oh, this is so much fun.

You want to do it?

Sure. All right, let's play dress -up.
Let's play dress -up. How do we do it?

What do we do?

Oh, we just get into all these crazy
costumes. Come on, I'll show you. She'll

bring the girls back later on.

Just nice being alone with you. Let's go
upstairs and have some lemonade, then.

Okay.

find out who did this so daddy's been
very generous if any of you can tell me

who was behind this then they won't be
dropped from the magazine article or

the sorority we just want to make sure
that nothing else happens to spoil our

chances this probably just started as
some sort of a harmless joke perhaps one

of the other fraternities who weren't
included in the article

Boys will be boys.

Now, how did these boys know that we
weren't going to be in the house?

Can anyone answer that?

Someone's missing.

Where is little Alice?

The library.

She's at the library.

Yes, poor girl's been so upset she's
just been throwing herself into her

I'll go get her now if you want.

Sit down, Angela.

I think that you would be better off
here helping the other girls clean up

horrid mess upstairs.

Letitia, I would like you to go to the
library and tell Alice that she would be

better off helping us clean up here.

Sure, Kimberly.

If she is at the library.

Kimberly. She went to Upper U Omega.

Thank you, teacher.

What are you doing here? Come on.

I just wanted to let you know I wasn't
mad at you about yesterday.

Mad? I'm not mad at you. What do you
call me, mad?

Pretend it's a dream.

A wet dream.

No, we can't do it, sir. Pete, these
guys are going to see us. They're going

watch us fall.

I think we should be together.

Please, just a quickie, Joey, please.

We'll be real quiet.

It's all right.

Nobody would hear us.

I told you, nobody would hear us. What
the fuck are you doing?

Games. I have to go. I'm out of control.

What is this shit?

Come on, you silly.

What silly?

You're not supposed to be a man, you
know what I mean?

Well,

Ms. Spear, it seems that you haven't
kept very strong control over this

It seems that one of the fraternities
managed... I really, really...

He had a bunch of awful, disgusting
things.

I was terrified.

This poor child's mind almost is clouded
with the perverted things she's seen

and been exposed to.

I want those responsible crucified.

That's right, Miss Fear, or he'll have
your job.

Now we're having a party tomorrow night.

Celebrate wrapping this thing up.

have any more problems huh there's no
way to prove yet that the boys from up a

you omega had anything to do with this
suppose they did there's no way to stop

them from trying something else what do
you suggest in spirit let the boys from

up a you be in the article with their
girlfriends we can keep an eye on them

happens you're finished you heard the
man get

for sightseeing.

Damn it!

Desi! Desi!

Tim, what y 'all doing here? Why,
Kimberly saw you.

I haven't got any time. I want you to
meet me in the computer room at 7 o

'clock. Now, I need your help for the
new plan.

Well, Mr. Bullock, your last plan didn't
work.

That's because you weren't there to help
me. Now, please, Desi.

Tim and Anthony, I never knew y 'all
were so romantic. Of course I'll be

I miss you.

Now y 'all just get down before someone
sees you.

Okay, Des. See you later.

Oh, it's sex business.

It's more complicated than I thought.

The possibilities, they're endless.

As you all know, we usually have a hell
week for the pledges just prior to their

initiation.

However, my father's article has taken
up a considerable amount of the time, so

we have had to condense all of hell week
into just this one afternoon.

Now, you shouldn't feel too badly about
that. You've gotten off very easily.

What do we have to do?

Oh, nothing much, really. We do all the
work.

Now... This is just a simple initiation
ceremony to welcome you into the

sisterhood. Letitia, is everything
ready?

Now, the first thing that every good
sister should know is who her other

are.

Pledges, off with your blouses.

You have one minute to identify your
sisters by touch alone.

Go.

So much for the sense of touch.

Pledges on your knees.

Members, show your colors.

pledges their weapons pledges stand up
in a line and remove

your panties

bend

over spread your legs you must face the
world without disdain so now you learn

of pleasure and pain place The humming
wands of pleasure against your little

pearls.

I don't get it.

Angela, show her.

Pledges. Walk slowly around the room,
paying close attention.

to the pleasure while ignoring the pain.

Remove your blindfolds. You have just
taken the first steps towards becoming

members of the best sorority on this or
any other campus.

I want to welcome you into the fold.

We are all sisters now.

Now, tonight we're all going to go to
the game and have our pictures taken

the football team for the magazine
article.

Then we're going to go to the game and
show some school spirit.

That is...

going to go except for Alice.

You see, some sisters aren't as
dependable as others.

Some make very bad mistakes.

Come here, Alice.

Now, I think that you should all know
that Sister Alice here set us

up.

attempt to discredit us that occurred
yesterday.

Now, to show you how fair I am, I'm not
going to have her thrown out of the

sorority or out of the magazine article.

We're just going to see that she gets a
little extra punishment.

Now, wait a minute. That's not fair.
She's got to have a trial.

Angela, if you keep standing up for this
girl, I might think you had something

to do with this, and I wouldn't be
anywhere near so lenient with you.

The rest of you pledges go upstairs and
get ready for the game.

And remember, nothing is going to stop
us from being on Daddy's News Month

magazine cover.

Now go.

Alice, take the rest of your clothes
off. I have a special surprise for you.

Letitia?

Isn't he pretty, Alice?

I said, isn't he pretty?

Ow!

For Christ's sake!

Yes, he's pretty! That's better. Now you
just do and say what I tell you and

you'll be all right.

John, show Alice your paddle.

Now, doesn't that nice big paddle turn
you on?

Tell him it makes your box all hot and
creamy, Alice.

I... It makes my box all hot and creamy.

Look at it.

Look at it.

Now, tell him you want to suck his cock
all the way down your throat.

Say it.

I want to suck your cock clear down my
throat.

You heard her, John. She wants you.
Let's get going. Get inside.

can't do this. You're taking it too damn
far.

Shut up, Angela.

How would you like to tell your parents
why you got kicked out of the sorority?

If you don't like it, you get the hell
out.

Answer me.

Yes. Yes.

I'm a dog.

Well, that counts. You probably want to
be fucked like a dog, don't you?

Don't you, Alice?

What?

What did you say?

Yes. Say yes. I want to be fucked like a
dog.

to fuck you, don't you, Alice?

Don't you?

You feel bad about being a traitor to
the sorority and you want me to fuck

don't you?

to come over

I went too far. I don't know.

But I can't afford to be crossed. Not
now.

Not ever.

Do you understand?

You got it?

Leticia, come on.

I just couldn't leave you all alone,
Alice.

Go on, Desi. We know you have a meeting
with children.

We can take care of Alice.

Well, it's just that children seem so
disparate, so needy. Y 'all know?

And I just, he needs me to work out the
plan, and I just love the way his head

works.

You're a genius sometimes. You know,
that brilliant mind of yours sometimes

doesn't grasp the basics.

I don't think the head he has in mind is
the head that you have in mind later.

I don't understand.

Why don't you just run along, Desi, and
have a good time. We'll take care of

things here.

Okay, but I'm doing this for all of us.

You too, Alice.

Bye.

How can a girl with a body like that be
so dumb for so long?

Well, y 'all know she's just a southern
belle waiting to be run.

I wonder if Chilton's got a big enough
clapper.

We just stayed behind to look after
Alice.

Alice? What's wrong with Alice?

What's going on here?

Kimberly.

The bitch.

Kimberly punished Alice for helping the
boys try to discredit this stupid,

stinking sorority.

What do you mean, punish Alice?

If that little bitch has taken things
into her own hands... I'm going to nail

her ass against the wall.

And her father can drop dead.

Now tell me what you're talking about.

Why, Tim Anthony, beloved sir, I never
knew you were so romantic.

Neither did I, Desi.

Now we have to wait for the computer to
reprogram.

What do we do till then?

Well, that's what this here is for.

Desi, there's something I want to talk
to you about.

What is it, Chilton Anthony Bullock III?

That's what I want to talk to you about.

You see, I wish you wouldn't call me by
my full name.

It makes me sound like an uncle or
something.

Why don't you call me Chilly or Chilton?

Oh, y 'all, nothing like my Uncle
Chilton.

See, it's just that Gone with the Wind
was my favorite movie of all time, and

your full name sounds so distinguished
and all like a gentleman's name from the

old South.

Y 'all see? I'll understand.

I think so.

Here's to us.

To Scarlett and me.

To Rhett and Scarlett.

I love it. Can I call you Rhett? Rhett?

Sure, anytime.

Are those the nuts for our plan?

Oh, well, yeah.

Well, no, not exactly.

Jamie and his friends, they help me with
these.

Oh, y 'all much smarter than they are,
Tilton.

That's true about some things.

But, oh, well, hell, Desi, I love you.

And I think you love me, too.

Well, when two people love each other,
they... Well, I mean, maybe we could...

Oh, hell, I don't know.

What? Huh?

Don't be so surprised.

I have feelings, too, you know. It's
just that, well...

I never... Oh, no, neither have I.
That's what these are for.

Jamie and his friends, they helped me
with these, so... Well, so that I'd know

how to do it.

If y 'all mean the it.

I don't want to hear any more.

Kimberly's gone too damn far this time.

You girls have got to trust me. I'm
switching teams.

Yeah,

what's the big switch? I thought you
were working for Butts and W .R.

Look, I don't work for anyone but
myself.

I've had enough of those two.

I'm going to go over to the upper U
-house and see what they're up to.

I just might be able to help them out.

Are you girls going to be okay?

Well, all we've done is stay here with
Alice.

Kimberly might scream or holler at
grounders. She wouldn't go any further

that. The sisters are pretty pissed at
her for the thing with Alice.

She wouldn't risk making him any
angrier.

All right.

But you girls be careful and keep this
meeting to yourselves, all right?

I'm busy.

I've got to check my notes.

Frankly, Chilly, I don't give a damn.

We should experiment ourselves.

Izzy, you don't have to do it if you
don't want to.

The Yankees will hear you.

Janet said I knew what to do. I think
I... I love you, Janet.

When she saw what happened to Allison,
how she got roughed up, she came right

our side. And that motherfucker that did
this to my girlfriend, I got something

real special for that fucking scumbag.

Hey, Joey, what's in this stuff?

Oh, that's an old family secret passed
down through the ages.

Six gallons of rum, five gallons of
vodka, eight gallons of

brandy, a coin for her.

If this stuff's really going to work at
W .R.'s party celebration, the people

think I like it.

They got to drink it.

Now, this stuff doesn't look too
appetizing to me.

Fear not, Chili. Fear not.

All we need is a little sweetener.

Amen.

It's my favorite.

All right, everyone.

Please be seated.

We'd like to tell you, W .R.

As owner and publisher.

Any minute now.

You know, W .R. doesn't look fucked up
at all.

Are you sure he's had enough punch?

I don't know. I want to take this
opportunity to thank each and every

one of you.

with my beautiful daughter, Kimberly Ann
Jackson.

I'm pleased as punch.

And I'd like to thank the girls of Omega
Alpha Phi Gamma,

Delta Kappa Mu, and the upright men

of Phi Upsilon Delta.

A toast to them all.

Anthony, you are.

I must have poured that guy five or six
cups of that stuff.

He shouldn't be walking right now.

I don't even want to mention the one fly
in the ointment that happened while we

were doing this article.

Needless to say, it was taken care of.

And a small band.

Are you sure the turkey is immune to
this stuff?

God, I hope not.

I don't know what we'd do if he is. What
are we going to do? Shh.

Patience. Patience. Listen, people, like
yourselves, from

getting the

publicity news for

which we deserve.

Daddy,

I'm not Dean Butts. I'm Timberwick.

says to me

All right, everybody, having a good
time?

You know, this could become a habit,
honey.

Relax. It's

News Month's

tribute to American college youth.

Everyone off with their clothes.

Oh, WR.

Got a couple of friends I'd like to
meet.

Come on in.

Oh,

nice shot there.

Get this couple over here. Come on. Come
on, you little bitch.

I'll get you. Come on, you doggy. Come
on. Taste this cock and tell me who it

belongs to. Come here.

Oh,

good.

Here comes another dog of bones.

Thank you.

Don't worry, darling.

I've got a little surprise for you.

Oh, Larry!

Surprise?