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[Music]

Heat.

Heat.

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Burgers up.

Where's the bacon?

This order was for bacon cheeseburger.

How hard can that be?

>> No, you didn't ask for bacon. Read your

chicken scratch. Two times seabber plus

fries. And I'm working the grill, so

fries are your job.

>> No. Two C's for cheese, B for burger,

and a plus sign for bacon. So fry up

some freaking bacon. Puts Okay, first of

all, don't blame me for your chicken

scratch making no damn sense. And

secondly,

call me chef, not tootss.

You know, with a face like that, I think

you'd feel lucky to have any man call

you Toots.

>> You know, don't confuse the fact that

everyone loves bacon to mean I'd want a

big greasy pig like you.

>> You watch your mouth, you ugly [ __ ] I

could call up your parole officer

anytime I want and make up whatever

[ __ ]

And if I feel like it, I'll get your

skank ass thrown right back in jail.

Like that. Now, be a good little girl

and ride that grill.

>> I've dealt with pigs like you my whole

life. And I don't care what you say or

who you say it to.

>> Who the do you think you are? Get out of

my kitchen. You're fire. I already quit.

>> You're something else. You know, I make

a joke. A joke about calling your parole

officer and you respond by going psycho,

giving me an actual reason to report

you.

>> What's the difference? You won't go to

culinary school to flip burgers in this

grease pit.

I don't care anymore.

>> There's gratitude for you.

What happened?

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Thanks.

>> You're welcome.

>> Tough night.

>> Thing I can't handle,

but I get the impression that you

already know that.

You're a smart one, Alice Oldman.

Feed you put the pieces together.

>> Not all of them.

>> You're overdressed for a social worker

and you're too nice to be a PO

lawyer.

>> No,

Duna.

My employer is looking for a head chef

for their restaurant.

>> I don't consider myself a

I'm not head chef material.

>> It's real simple. I'll pay you $500 to

cook a single dish. If my employer likes

it, you got yourself a job. And if not,

you walk with $500.

[ __ ]

Now

you can just walk with the money

or you could put all those years of

experience working in a five-star

restaurant to the test.

>> You're just going to let me walk with

$500?

Do I look like I care about money?

>> Tell you what, if my boss likes your

cooking and you still don't want the

job, I'll give you an extra $100.

>> You don't care about the money. Give me

the extra hundred now and 500 more if

your boss likes it.

>> Knew you were small.

You going to do

You would have given me more, wouldn't

you?

>> Yeah.

>> Christ, enough head games already.

Just take me to your damn restaurant and

let me cook.

Right this way.

That [ __ ]

You're so [ __ ]

>> No. Why would you say that?

>> What the hell?

>> Oh, no, darling. Not hell. You're very

much on Earth with us. Friends of Alice.

Well, not actual friends. More like

advocates.

>> They're calling me.

>> I've got to call the cops

>> now. Now, Big Joe, that's what they call

you, right? Big Joe, is that because

you're the big man around here pushing

around a woman half your size? How big

of you?

>> Let go of me. There are customers in the

front.

Somebody

help me.

I'm here in the kitchen.

>> I don't hear anyone. Good citizens

charging to aid. Angry mobs are also

overrated. Do you hear anything?

>> No,

>> I don't hear anything.

>> I think your customers have had a change

of heart and decided to dine someplace

else.

>> There's been a change in menu.

No more burgers.

>> Just roasted pig.

[Laughter]

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean what

I said about Alice. She's safe. I'm not

going to tell anybody.

>> What do you want? You want money?

>> Who are you?

>> Like I said, we're friends of Alice.

I'll save this for later.

You may have the rest.

And here we are.

Now, I'm sure there's nothing in here I

couldn't tell you about that you don't

already know, but I've been assured that

this is a grade A kitchen with

everything that an executive chef like

yourself could need.

>> Yeah,

about that. Uh,

how is it that you know all about me and

I've never heard of this place?

>> Well, second part is easy. We don't want

anyone to know. We are exclusive

in the most extreme sense of the word.

Privacy is our number one goal.

>> Well, if this is going to violate my

parole in any way, then you can count me

out.

>> You've got it all wrong. This is old

money, nothing criminal. But when people

find out where the money is, the leeches

are soon to follow.

I don't mean to be obtuse, but

we only hire people who are in financial

straits.

I don't mean to be insensitive, but

you're the type of person who get a car

with a perfect stranger for a few

hundred bucks. Well, I think it's safe

to assume as long as we continue to pay

you well, then our privacy is assured.

>> Yeah, well, don't flatter yourself cuz

I've survived this long without a

handout, so I can grind it out on my

own.

your fire. Yeah, we like that. As a

matter of fact, that's one of the

reasons why I wanted to recruit you. Top

five in your culinary school. Chosen is

one of 30 under 30 chefs nationwide.

Head chef, one of the trendiest

restaurants, pasturious neighborhoods in

the city.

>> It's not as great as it sounds.

>> Oh, yes.

scars,

both physical and emotional.

You married John Paul Mice, another top

tier chef. The two of you are supposed

to be the ultimate culinary power

couple.

>> Enough. I get it. Read a newspaper.

>> Alice,

I am sorry.

I didn't realize you were just a

victim.

Well, it's a bit more

>> bit more complicated, is it? Yeah, I've

read the report.

Not in the one in the press, mind you.

Where after years of sexual, emotional,

and physical abuse, I had all been

snapped, killed her husband. No,

>> the report,

>> it's your documents.

The ones where your lawyers traded your

freedom in exchange for confidentiality.

Yes, we know your secret.

>> I don't know what you're talking about.

>> Well, the truth must be a bloody lie

then, isn't it? Especially the part

where in a fit of rage, you not only

killed your husband with a fillet knife,

but you cut out his liver, cooked it up,

and served it to the unsuspecting guests

of his restaurant.

I can't talk about that, my lawyer said.

>> You imagine what would have happened if

that had gone to court. If a jury had

been privy to that information,

it'd put you away forever.

>> What is this? Blackmail? Because you

can't blackmail someone who has nothing

to lose. I'm broke.

I can only work at greasy [ __ ] holes

like that one from tonight. There isn't

a real restaurant in the world that

would hire me.

All you have to do is make steak tartar.

>> Steak tartar.

It's a tricky one.

>> It is.

But Gordon over there, he's gone and

prepared all your ingredients for you.

All right. All you have to do is make

magic.

>> Gordon?

>> Yeah. He's another person in need of

second chances. And so far, it's worked

out for him. Who knows? Maybe if your

cooking is good enough, two of you

become friends.

>> I don't need friends.

I need $500.

>> At least your motivation's in the right

place.

All right, then. I'm going to leave you

to it.

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It looks Good.

>> Tastes even better.

>> We'll see.

>> She loves it.

>> The boss is a woman

>> and her taste buds are as sensitive as

can be. But before we head in there,

>> before I do anything, I want my $500.

>> You don't realize she's going to offer

you a job.

>> Well, the deal was another 500 if she

liked it.

>> Right. Do like the way you think.

All right. So, one, two, three, four,

and five. Right. So, Alice,

should we head down the rabbit hole?

>> Cute.

How long were you holding on to that

nugget for?

>> Couldn't resist.

>> Yeah, you and everyone else.

>> So, lead the way. Nonsense McWisp.

>> Nven Mc

>> the rabbit. Nonsens Mcwisp. Typical.

You're quoting Alice in Wonderland, but

never read the book.

>> It's an occupational.

So, shall we meet the Queen of Hearts?

>> Seriously?

>> You know what? Never mind. Let's Let's

go. Come.

I'm queen of the night.

Queen of the night.

Queen of the night.

Queen of the night. Queen of the night.

>> Aliss. I'd like for you to meet Queen

Isabella Knight, proprietor of this

establishment, and your future boss,

should you so choose.

Alice,

a taste of sweetness that is different.

I can't quite put my finger on it. Is it

Vidalia onion?

You do have a sensitive palette.

You're tasting leak. I use leak instead

of shallots. It's my own personal

interpretation of the classic.

>> Like an artist. I like that.

>> Please have a seat. Ladies, if you'll

excuse me.

>> Charles thinks that you would make an

excellent chef for our little club. What

do you think? Are you a fit?

>> Well, I've cooked for much bigger

restaurants than this place.

>> I'm not talking about the size of the

building.

I'm talking about the clientele.

What the

>> Zia and Neline are my favorite.

>> But I need to feed all of my pets.

I prefer to be civilized and with our

heightened senses, good taste is

essential.

[Laughter]

>> Yes.

It's not good etiquette to depart our

queen without a proper bow.

>> Queen?

Yes, a queen. And this is my court.

Please.

>> Shh.

My bed. Your desire to be needed, wanted

is about to come true.

The past is forgotten in this house.

The scars

erased.

Open yourself to me

and I will erase

the pain.

[Music]

Dude.

>> Oh, baby. Watch where you're stepping.

>> Yo, she's hammered.

>> Yo, you're hammered. Lightweight.

>> You're both [ __ ] lightweights.

>> Hey, baby. You party?

>> Oh, yours is needle dick.

>> I'm needle dick. That's awesome. Y

probably your ex-girlfriend, right,

lady?

Hey, lady.

Deaf and dumb is definitely Dave's

ex-girlfriend. Hey, [ __ ]

>> Ashole.

>> Oh [ __ ] Dave's going to get his ass

kicked.

>> Hey, don't you walk away from me. No one

talks to me like that. All right.

Especially a skank like you. So, you

going to apologize or what?

[ __ ]

>> Yo, bro, you good? You good?

>> No,

>> dude. Sprayed pepper juice in my face,

dude.

>> Shut up, [ __ ]

>> I said shut up, [ __ ] I'm serious. I

was laughing then, but I ain't laughing

now.

>> I think it's funny.

Really funny. Couple of living abortions

like you three acting all tough.

>> I think it's hilarious.

>> Piss off. This is none of your business.

>> Did you hear that, Sophia? Darling,

your well-being is none of my business.

>> It is none of your business, Kieran.

Baby, these boys are all mine.

>> Oh, Sophia, darling.

Sharing is caring. Kieran, honey, you

know how I feel about sharing.

>> Get get her off of me. I'll just push

the [ __ ] off.

>> The only [ __ ] I see is the one who's

about to become a midnight snack.

[Music]

>> What are you?

Well, if you're going to shoot, just

shoot. Don't just stand.

After all this time carrying a gun,

waiting for the big shootout,

did it turn out the way you expected?

No. How did it make you feel?

>> Sophia, darling, would you like to get

your steps in today or shall I? My

dearest Karen, sharing is caring

with pleasure.

I'll let you in on a little secret.

This little peashooter can't hurt me,

but it still hurts like hell.

>> I'm I'm sorry.

>> Oh, we are way past that.

Everything okay?

>> Heard you staring about. I thought I'd

come check on you.

>> What is that? Is that a What is that?

>> That That is you. Well, at least it used

to be a part of you.

>> What? What do you mean?

>> Look there.

>> The mirror?

>> Yeah. Take a look in there and tell me

what you see.

>> My scar.

>> It's gone.

>> How?

That's impossible.

>> Alice, in my world, everything is

possible. You just have to play by the

rules.

>> Yeah, take this. Heavy cream, no sugar.

I believe that's the way you like it.

>> How'd you know that?

>> I'm sure you must have more questions

than that.

>> Come, we can chat over breakfast.

[Music]

My scar. How did you remove it?

>> I didn't do anything. Isabella, she did

all the work. She has many special

skills that the only wish they could

have.

>> I got to get out of here. Where are my

shoes?

>> If you're going to leave, please at

least take a pastry with you. I can't

eat them all myself.

>> What the is wrong with you?

>> Sorry. I can come back later.

>> No, Adeline. Please come in. Come in.

Alice here is coming to grips with the

reality of the situation.

>> I brought you some fresh fruit in case

you're glutenfree.

I was never able to stomach page three

before they Well, you know.

>> Yes. Uh, one thing at a time. Um, Alice

is still in shock of her scars.

>> Isn't it wonderful? Isabella must really

like you. I mean, she wouldn't do that

for just anyone.

>> Well, Alice and I have a lot to talk

about. Did you bring the mirror?

>> Yes, right here.

>> You look amazing.

>> I really do.

It's a miracle. It really is.

Your your reflection. It's because I'm

just recently turned. It's also why I

can still daywalk.

>> All right. Look, it's it's a bit too

much too fast. Right.

>> I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

>> No, no, no, no. It's it's it's my fault.

It's not yours. You've done good. Just

leave us.

>> I'm sorry. Sorry.

Right,

please.

That that has not gone as I hoped.

Someone cut straight to the chase. Your

life is a shambles. I mean, you could

either go back to a [ __ ] job or you

could go back to prison. The only thing

you have going for you is that you can

cook. And I mean really cook.

Making raw meat dishes is incredibly

hard. And you just nailed it. And that's

the real miracle here. You're a perfect

fit. So, I'm offering you everything

from your previous life plus money. And

oh, the money. It's more money than you

can imagine.

>> What's the first thing you've said

that's resembled the truth?

>> Well, baby steps, my friend.

Go on.

Heat.

Heat.

Ola Panil,

>> very good food detective.

There's not a lot of places in this town

that can make a legit French pastry.

>> Another reason you're a perfect fit.

True appreciation of good pastry.

>> All chefs appreciate a good bake.

>> They do. But my mornings are ever sent

to me.

Enjoying a sunrise.

My safe space

with a nice croissant. Nothing can be

it. safe space. So, you are afraid of

them.

>> It's all about leverage.

See, they need mortals to manage the

front, so to speak,

and they pay handsomely.

>> You made a deal with the devil for

money.

>> Not just money. I am a king during the

day. Everything I want at my fingertips.

And at night, well, I swallow my pride.

Pride.

You could be dead.

>> Well, Queen Isabella is all about

loyalty.

She protects those who are faithful to

her. I mean, you could literally slit my

wrist and not a single vamp would touch

me if she say so.

>> Well,

I really did enjoy cooking again.

I mean really creating a dish.

>> No, I said perfect fit.

>> See what I tell you. Safe and sound.

>> Yeah. Home sweet home.

Oh, almost forgot the rest of your pay.

>> Jesus. More.

>> $2,000 for one night. It's not bad.

>> Will I get this every night?

>> Of course. Like I said, it's easier to

buy loyalty than it is to earn it.

>> Golden handcuffs.

>> I'll pick you up at sunset.

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I told

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Wow, you look amazing.

>> Thank you. Haven't heard that in a long

time.

>> I'll get used to it cuz your life is

about to change.

>> For better or worse, that's the

question.

>> You ask a lot of questions.

>> Survival mechanism.

[Music]

you coming?

>> Of course.

>> Thank you. Thank you. And thank

>> I believe for my queen.

Give it up for our brother Luther.

>> Bon

There are a lot of happy faces in there.

Compliments to the chef.

>> You know, there are a lot of other

delicious dishes of raw meat. There's

beef carpacio and basi and carne pache.

And there's some other Asian dishes,

too.

>> Right. Well, let's just get through

tonight.

>> Yeah, of course. Just planning menu

ideas.

>> So, are these ready then?

>> Oh, hold on.

Now they're ready.

>> Alice, you are an artist.

>> Do I have any other challenges?

How about you

>> or you?

Surely someone wants to honor our queen

of that.

>> I will.

hero,

>> the fallen angel himself.

Since when do you want the spotlight?

>> Well, I don't know. Probably it's cuz

I'm just tired of hearing the sound of

your voice.

>> Oh, is the little maggots still sore

about what happened?

>> Go ahead, keep talking trash.

>> I'm not talking trash. I'm talking to

trash.

>> White trash is preferred.

>> Very dirty.

trash.

Let's up the ante and do this one. Bring

out the ch.

I draw blood from my queen.

And I draw blood from my

>> Alice. Alice, you've got to come see

this.

>> I'm busy.

>> Forget about that. They're doing bonded

combat. It's very rare.

>> Bonded what?

>> Look, were you just

Listen,

to understand the enemy, you've got to

learn everything about them. the

customs.

Knowledge is the only way you're going

to survive this.

>> Survive.

>> Jesus, with the questions, will you just

come on?

>> Don't touch a thing. I'll be right back.

Okay.

>> Can I get a break?

>> Sure, but don't go far. It's hard enough

without a sue chef.

>> What's that? Like an Indian? Like

Cherokee?

>> No, not Sue. Sue, it's French. Do you

see what I mean?

>> Yes. I'll get you more staff soon

enough. Now, come on before it's over.

Oh, you really got lucky tonight. Bonded

combat is rare, but it does happen when

a true power play is on display. Now,

Frederick really hates Gary

>> drama.

>> He tried to form his own heart once, but

Frederick stabbed him in the back. [ __ ]

you. That's what the queen banished her

for 100 years. It's only been recently

he's been back.

>> 100 years. How's that possible? Oh,

yeah. Sorry. I'm still wrapping my head

around the whole vampire thing.

>> Well, it is a bit of your mind.

But look at your face. It's worth it,

isn't it?

[Applause]

>> He's not dead.

>> No. Unless it's wood or holy water,

nothing can harm them.

>> Although I am told that they can feel

your pain. So right now, Kieran is in a

world of hurt.

>> It's actually quite brilliant, isn't it?

It's both literally an insult and an

injury to have to feel both the pain and

the humiliation. I'd steer clear from

Kieran after this.

>> Yeah, I'm trying to steer clear of all

of them. Can I go back to the kitchen

now? No, no. You have an audience with

the queen.

>> My loyal brethren, I present to you my

champion.

>> It is an honor, my queen.

>> As a reward for your loyalty, I present

the royal blood.

[Applause]

Oh, good.

>> Now rise, Frederick, alpha of the hive.

>> Thank you, my queen.

>> My dearest subjects,

I'd also like to introduce you to the

newest member of our family, the chef

who created the wonderful steak tatar

you've all been enjoying this evening.

Please, let's show Chef Alice our

appreciation with a round of applause.

[Applause]

>> Here we are again, safe and sound.

Tonight was a massive success. Thanks.

>> Better than I expected.

Right then,

>> get some rest, Chef Atlas.

Okay, I got the phone.

Cat got your tongue.

>> How'd you get in here?

>> I'm clever that way.

Rumors of a new chef,

a mortal. You know, the first thing I

think is

this must be one hell of a chef.

You know, if that was wood, you would

scare me. I mean, silver can me up

pretty good, too. But I I have a feeling

that if it were silver, that you would

have hawkked it for cash.

>> These are highcarbon Japanese steel,

>> and they're way more expensive than

silver.

>> I'm a Michelin star chef, you [ __ ] Get

out of my apartment.

>> Correction, you are a former Michelin

star chef. Yeah, it's a real Saab story

from what I hear.

>> Just like you from what I hear.

>> Ah, so you've heard about the big bad

Kieran.

Upper of the throne.

Well, don't believe everything you hear.

There are more lies than fangs in that

club.

>> Don't you touch me.

>> Relax.

I just want to meet the queen's new

favorite mortal

intimately.

Look, I wouldn't dare hurt you,

but I can help you.

I can teach you the way.

Really?

Really?

Really?

I just told you that wouldn't work.

>> I don't believe a word from your mouth.

>> Yeah. Well, clearly you believe you're

the queen's new favorite.

>> Room full of fangs can't be wrong, can

it?

>> Ah, so you're a narcissist.

Oh, I get it now. You just want to

relive your little Michelin star days

and you don't care what sort of fouian

bargain you make in the process.

>> I'm just trying to get by.

>> Ah, don't kid yourself, girl. Some holy

water, wood planks, and a bus to get out

of town is all you need to survive our

little party.

>> You'd come after me.

>> Yeah. Girlfriend's got a real high

opinion of herself, doesn't she?

>> Do you have any idea if any other lost

souls would do anything to be in the

position you're in?

>> I'm not a lost soul or damaged goods for

that matter. Well, then why are you

rude?

>> What are you doing here?

>> Looking for you. I swear Kieran might

have followed you.

>> How'd you know? Oh, he's in my place

right now.

>> I knew it. That little prick did the

same thing to me when I started.

He has a hard for anything off limits.

>> Well, what do I do? Should I call

Charles?

>> I wouldn't. He hates being bothered

during the day.

>> But there's a goddamn vampire in my

living room.

>> He can't stay. Kieran will have to go

underground soon.

We can come back and I'll show you how

to add protections.

>> Protections?

>> Just come to my place and I'll show you.

It's an old restaurant with a perimeter

of garlic and holy crosses.

>> I'm so screwed.

>> Don't worry. You're safe with me.

[Music]

[Music]

Come on.

Thanks for the shirt. I'll uh be sure to

clean it before I give it back.

>> I would assume so. You may be a monster,

but a civilized one.

>> Monster?

Confusing me with the Vamps?

>> No, not really. I know what I am and I

know the kind of people they bring in.

Second degree murder, right?

I'm not judging. I I've done my fair

share of daster deeds. Just that Well,

I wasn't trying to be negative here. I I

made sandwiches.

>> Thanks.

>> It's not anything gourmet like what you

make, but it'll keep your motor running.

The Dijon mustard is a nice touch.

>> I guess even I have some redeeming

qualities.

>> Just what I was trying to say is that

the Vamps accept me for who I am.

>> So, you're a monster like me?

>> That's how the world sees it. People

like us will never get a second chance.

I'm tainted, poisoned, like a rotten

tomato to be dumped in the trash.

>> At least it sounds better than a broken

person. I hate that one.

>> I'm not broken. I fought back. I

survived.

>> Exactly. You're a scorpion.

>> That's a new one.

>> The frog and the scorpion. You know the

parable. It's as old as Moses.

>> Okay, Dr. Zeus, hit me. What parable?

>> Okay,

so there once was a frog and a scorpion

at the side of a river. The scorpion

asked the frog to carry him across on

his back. The frog, knowing better,

tells the scorpion that he's afraid of

the scorpion stinging him in the bank.

>> I think I know this one,

>> right? The scorpion says, "No, no, no.

You're safe. Because if I sting you, we

will both drown and die."

The frog, agreeing with this logic,

proceeds to give the scorpion a ride

across the river.

>> But halfway across, the scorpion stings

the frog in the back

>> and they both start to sink. The frog

asked the scorpion, "Why did you sting

me? Now we'll both die."

>> And the scorpion responds, "I can't help

it. It's in my nature."

>> Exactly.

You're a killer, Alice Oldman. It's your

nature. That's why the Vamps respect

you, protect you, and possibly fear you.

>> I'm a scorpion.

>> Feels good to accept your true self,

doesn't it?

>> Still, I like to think

think my nature is

my nature.

son.

[Music]

Gordon.

Gordon,

is that you?

Gordon, is that you?

Yes, it's me. I was just out front

relaxing.

>> Gordon, what what's the deal? Thought we

were on the same team here. Us versus

the Vamps, remember?

>> True. Those vamps.

>> It's like they can't accept me for who I

truly am.

>> Yeah, we're scorpions. Like you said,

we're going to sting those

with wooden stakes in their hearts.

If it were only that easy,

>> Gordon, come on. What's the deal? I

thought we were on the same side.

>> Look, if I don't show up tonight, the

Vamps will find out.

I'm the queen's new favorite. What do

you think she's going to do if she finds

out what you're doing?

>> It's my nature. She can't blame the

scorpion.

I mean, chopping up the kills from their

hunts is fun and all, but I want my own

hunt. What the?

>> After I escaped prison, Vamps gave me a

place to hide.

And they brought me bodies. Oh,

so many bodies. But it just doesn't

compare to those fresh ones. You know,

the girls at the rest stop. Those little

[ __ ]

>> You want to Is that it? Just let me go

and we can

>> what I want.

>> What I want?

>> Yes, I'll do anything. Please.

>> It's not about what I want. It's what I

need.

>> What are we, Alice?

>> Scorpions.

>> Scorpions.

>> Scorpions.

>> We are scorpions.

>> I'm a scorpion.

>> Glorious. And I got to kill. I can't

help it.

>> But

>> the queen will kill you.

>> I'm sorry, Alice, but I need to do this.

I know the queen will be angry. She may

even kill me.

But both the frog and the scorpion must

die. It's part of the peril.

>> Please. There's got to be a way out of

this.

>> When I first saw you, you had scars all

down your face. How far did they go?

Don't you touch me.

>> Now that's more like it. Killer Alice.

>> No. No. I'm not a killer. You are a

psycho. I'm nothing like you. I I just

defended myself. I cracked. I I lost

control for a brief moment and I've been

regretting it ever since. Let go of me.

>> Oh, that's nice.

>> Stop.

[Laughter]

This is more fun than those [ __ ] at

the rest stop. You're a real fighter,

aren't you, Alice?

That's it. You give me your coat. I up.

>> That's not an apology. That's an

admission.

>> Well, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's not a perfect system.

>> Did he really escape from prison?

>> Yeah, that just meant we had leverage on

him. Was I supposed to know he was going

to do something like this?

>> Well, he cut up those two girls at the

rest stop. He must have known that.

>> Ever heard of the butcher of Route 84?

>> He had a nickname? Oh my god, I'm so I

could kill you.

>> But I wouldn't because I'm not a killer.

And if you went through the abuse I did,

you would have cracked too. God damn it.

I can't believe I'm defending myself. I

>> I can fix this. I'll get you a new

chef's outfit. Everything will be good.

>> No. No. I'm not going back to that

place. No way.

>> You don't get it, do you? You are in the

hive. No one leaves.

>> It's not true. Kieran told me I could

just get a bus ticket and skip town.

Hundreds of people were waiting to take

my place. Jared, his only purpose for

existence is to try to usurp the queen's

power. To get her favorite mortal to

betray her, it's exactly what he wants.

>> Well, why me? There's got to be someone

else who can cook.

>> Something about the food. The queen

chose you.

There's no way out.

[Music]

[Music]

So this is it.

I just come here every night

until I go insane.

Well, if you're referring to Gordon,

he was crazy long before joining us.

>> Oh,

I'm talking about the pressure.

Your whole life

at the mercy of the queen.

>> It's been the human condition since the

beginning of time. Pharaohs and the

slaves, aristocracy and serfs, the rich

and the poor.

Yeah, but this is the extreme.

I mean, it's enough to drive you crazy.

>> Well, I've been here for years. I think

I'm handling that pretty well.

>> Maybe that means you're the craziest of

them all.

>> You going to be able to do this?

>> I

do. Do I have a choice?

>> Yeah. You can either make the meal or

you could be the meal.

Right. So, Gordon should have prepared

enough meat for tonight. But if you need

to make more, the stock is in the other

big walk-in over there.

>> Got it.

>> Good. Sun sets in 4 hours.

I'll be back then.

Great.

We were born in

[Music]

We were born.

[Music]

[Music]

We were forcing fire.

[Music]

We were falling. We were Morning.

[Music]

[Music]

I brought you some aspirin.

>> I used to get the worst migraines after

drinking. Is it the same for you?

>> What time is it?

>> 8:00.

>> Got to get to the kitchen.

>> It's okay. Charles said no one's coming

till after midnight. Some sort of

presentation he's planning. He asked me

to check on you.

You said aspirin.

>> Oh, yeah. Here.

I'm always up before everyone else. They

say it's because I'm not fully

transformed, but I think it's because I

used to be an early bird. I never

realized how much I love watching the

sunrise until, well,

enough about me.

>> No, go on. I'm curious.

You don't strike me as a scorpion.

>> Scorpion?

>> Sorry, it's just a reference to

something else. You don't strike me as a

bad person.

>> Like, what's a good guy like you doing

in a bad place like this?

>> Is that a Boomer reference?

>> Boomer? Ouch. I'm not that old. Like,

not even close.

>> I'm just teasing. I actually know the

reference. Rick and Morty, right?

Yeah, that's it.

>> Yeah, spring should hopefully kick in

soon.

>> What was I saying?

Oh, yeah. Good girl in a bad place.

Well, I'm no saint for starters. Let's

get that out of the way.

I was in a bad place when they

discovered me. I love that one. They

call kidnapping being discovered and

being turned into a concubine lucky.

>> Lucky

>> because they didn't kill me.

They were on the hunt. I was in the

wrong place at the wrong time. Very

unlucky.

But since Isabella took a liking to me,

lucky I'm now untouchable,

better a prisoner.

>> I'm the same as you.

No, you're not.

I had a life. I had a good life.

My only sin was doubting the man I

loved. I was supposed to get married,

but I was getting cold feet. That's not

a crime. I just went for a walk on the

beach to clear my head, and then next

thing you know, boom, I'm bonded to the

Queen of the Damned.

>> I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I

just thought

>> that I was some loser like you. Well, I

wasn't.

I had a good life. I had my [ __ ]

together. I didn't kill anyone.

I don't think I actually ever even got a

speeding ticket. Possibly a parking

ticket. Okay. Actually, yeah, a couple

parking tickets. But still, I don't

think that's considered a crime. It's a

violation. Well, it's certainly not a

felony.

>> So, you were engaged.

>> What was his name?

>> Matthew.

What happened to him?

>> He was pissed.

Thought I was a runaway bride.

I mean, he knew I had doubts, but you'd

think he knew me better.

I was married for six years.

I don't think we ever really knew each

other.

He certainly didn't trust me.

And I was terrified of him.

had the scars to prove it.

>> Why didn't you leave him?

>> I was afraid of him.

I thought he'd kill me if I left.

>> In that way, we are the same.

If I even thought about leaving, pretty

sure Isabella would kill me herself.

Loyalty is everything to her.

I cannot stress that enough.

>> Loyalty.

Yeah, I kind of figured that one out

already.

>> It's also important to know your place.

Jesus. Do you all just pop in whenever

you feel like it?

>> Tricks of the trade, chef. And the older

the dog, the more tricks. As I keep

telling dearest Meline here.

>> Oh, good evening, Sophia. Darling. How's

the moon tonight?

That's better. We really must get rid of

that horrible accent of yours.

I don't believe we've been properly

introduced. Dame Sophia Groom, right

hand to the queen.

>> For now. Oh, my dear, I have centuries

on you. And in this world, age comes

before beauty.

>> Yeah, well, the times they are a change

in. I don't know if you know this, but

in the spring of 65, I dated Bob Dylan.

>> Who's Bob Dylan?

>> This is supposed to outclass me. I think

not.

>> You dated Dylan?

>> Most certainly. You know, I actually

offered to turn him. But you know what

he said?

What did he say? He said that when life

is fleeting, every moment is precious.

Oh, such a poet.

>> He actually believed that if he were

immortal, he would lose that drive to

make all his work important.

>> Wow.

>> In a way, I think I was his muse.

Giving him that choice crystallized his

purpose in life. Who knows if he would

have been as great without me.

>> Oh my god. You're not talking about

Dylan again, are you?

>> I'm going to have to put bells on all of

you. I have a bell.

Ring a ding ding. Baby,

>> stay back.

>> What's her problem?

>> How about you breaking into my apartment

and threatening me?

>> If I recall correctly, you stabbed me

and ruined my favorite shirt. And by the

way, thank you for the apology.

>> You You [ __ ] You almost got me killed.

>> What? What did you do?

>> No, I didn't threaten her. I was just

playing. Plus, I would never harm the

queen's newest

amusement.

>> Who the is Bob Dylan?

>> Really? Are you serious?

>> Here.

>> He has funny hair.

>> Sophia,

you are as predictable as ever. She

always finds a way to work Dylan into

the conversation.

>> That's not true. Meline brought it up.

Sure she did.

>> You would think that over the past 250

plus years, you have at least dated one

other famous person.

>> I have. I had an affair with Marie and

Twinette and I attended an orgy with

Rasputin. Though we all know what

happened there.

>> What happened there?

>> Look it up, darling.

What are you all doing here? Maline said

you should be asleep. I was hoping to

have some one-on-one time with you,

>> but there are four of us. Orgy time.

>> Watch it, darling. You don't want to be

banished again. If you want to get back

into the queen's good graces, I am your

first step. Especially after that

debacle last night. Look,

>> Isabella may be immortal, but her reign

doesn't have to be. There are much

better people that could take her place,

and you know that.

>> Bite your tongue.

Talk like that could get you defanged.

Or do you want to be banished again?

>> My apologies. Dame Sophia.

>> Carry on.

>> Damn girl, you a boss.

>> Karen likes to puff his feathers, but he

knows where the true power lies.

He's a lot craftier than he appears.

>> Like a snake in the grass.

>> A poisonous snake with fangs.

>> It's good to see us still in the game.

Queen has a special surprise for you

tonight.

>> How do you do it?

How do you do this day in and day out

knowing that at any second these

monsters

could just end you on a whim?

Confidence

and a few extras.

Never had to use it, but I do spend a

lot of time in church during the day, of

course.

Oh,

and this

>> booze really?

>> No. Holywire.

Father Lanigan is a friend.

>> Interesting.

>> Ah, maybe crazy, but I'm not a fool.

Yeah, keep it for good luck.

>> Thanks.

But no matter how many weapons you have,

they still outnumber us.

Doesn't the threat of danger

eat away at you?

>> Alice,

you were with a man who beat you, raped

you, and caught you so bad you couldn't

hide the scars. But did you run away?

>> No,

I fought back.

I stabbed him 27

times

and then I cut out that

liver,

pat dried it with paper towels,

sauteed it in butter,

added chopped onion,

plated it on a bed of dirty rice,

and paired it with brazed red cabbage.

And then I served it to his [ __ ]

customers.

>> Yeah, you're going to do just fine.

[Music]

>> Because I'm a scorpion.

[Music]

Oh,

let me

pray. Heat.

[Music]

Heat.

[Music]

Heat. Heat.

[Music]

[Music]

Wow, you have been busy.

>> Yep, I was inspired.

A new twist on the recipe.

>> Sweet. Keep it fresh. Well, not too

fresh. Little bit of raw adds to the

taste.

>> Ew. Not in my dish.

>> Know your audience, chef. I'm serious

about the rot. They like it.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> All right. Leave them out.

Calling all celebrity chefs.

Wardrobe has arrived.

>> What? I hope you don't think that's for

me.

>> Unlike last night when you were caught

off guard, tonight you will be ready for

prime time.

>> No, I I don't think so. This order comes

straight from Queen Isabella herself.

It's not negotiable.

>> You will not regret it. This dress is

spectacular. This custom fit to your

shape. How the hell do you know my

shape?

>> Women are my muse. Women are my purpose.

I have studied every inch of your body.

>> Oh god, stop. Forget I asked.

>> Look, you are the main act tonight. You

must be dressed accordingly for the po.

Kind of think you're going to like it,

>> right? But I ain't changing in front of

you two perverts. So, is there a

dressing room in this joint?

>> Of course, chef. Come with me.

[ __ ]

Okay.

Oh gosh.

[ __ ]

>> Just want to make it count.

Showtime, chef.

>> Uh uh just a second. Um a tricky zipper.

>> Need my help?

>> No.

Perfect.

I present to you Chef Alice.

Well, well,

brave girl.

>> My loving and loyal subjects,

tonight I celebrate what makes this clan

strong. The tight bonds between us in

our blood.

Loyalty is everything.

You all know your part. where your place

is.

And you also know what happens when you

disobey.

Betray my loyalty.

Tonight

is an object lesson for you all.

Those of you who question my rule,

>> under my rule,

>> loyalty is rewarded.

Disloyalty

is punished.

[Music]

Tonight

our show is called vengeance

in the hands of the victim. I place this

instrument of retribution.

Betrayal is so great a crime that a

simple death is a kindness that we will

not grant.

As long as our queen's blood is in this

treacherous man, he will feel every bit

of pain that we

>> Well, there you have raw

[Music]

unleash

unscripted.

This is entering.

[Music]

>> And we're done.

>> A round of applause for Chef Alice.

[Applause]

>> Are you all right?

>> Yeah, just uh lost control myself.

>> My little rage monster.

Shall we finish this bastard in the

traditional way?

>> Gordon Ramsay Dollar for crimes against

Queen Isabella the Knights and the

Cheshure Clan.

I send you back to hell.

[Music]

And as a special treat,

>> our lovely Chef Alice will serve him up

as the main course.

>> Oh, but I already prepared the meals.

>> Fresh meat is on the menu tonight.

>> It's admirable. Ballsy. I'll give you

that. But there is no way in hell you're

going to go make the queen with this on.

Right. Come on.

I must say, Alice, at this rate, you're

going to be sitting at my side with

these ladies.

>> You must be joking. This gutter trash.

We mustn't confuse the rapper with

what's inside.

>> I don't get confused

about anything.

>> Apologies, my queen.

>> Alice, come sit.

Sophia, stretch your legs a bit.

>> I was going to mingle with the other

guests anyhow.

Here you go, servant.

Have a seat.

You have blended with our ways really

fast.

Charles, I must say that you are digital

self this time.

>> Thank you, my queen. I did follow Alice

for quite some time, and after her

parole, I was certain she'd be an

excellent candidate.

>> I see.

>> But considering how much our last chef

was a disappointment, I wanted to be

extra sure.

>> You really must stop beating yourself up

for that. Over 500 years,

disappointment's bound to happen. Of

course, it bothers my pride. As you very

well know, I I never want to disappoint

you,

>> which is why you are such annoying.

[Applause]

[Music]

The night

I'm g

[Music]

Sorry.

Thank you.

[Music]

I don't

belong here.

No, you don't.

All you have to do is let me go.

I cannot.

I would be seen.

It would be a sign of weakness.

I think

I believe

it would be a sign

of loyalty.

>> You're right, Alice.

Tonight is all about loyalty.

You've all seen how I punish,

but I reward loyalty as well.

From this moment forward,

you are free

and safe.

No one will hunt you.

No one will harm you.

Take your new face and start a new.

Hold on a minute. Do you have any idea

how hard I worked on this? I f her for

months.

>> Yes, I do. And you did an excellent job

as always. Now give her some traveling

money.

Now be gone.

>> I suggest a sunny far off location in

case you have more admirers from our

club like Gordon over there.

>> It's not a perfect system.

>> Yeah, you mentioned that.

>> Oh,

I read the book.

>> Alice in Wonderland. Yeah, you in spot.

[Music]

Religion doesn't do it. Can't wrap my

mind around.

Speed doesn't move me. All it does is

slow me down.

Love my guitar. I just can't find the

sound.

The more I seek, the less I see. I knew

in 16.

>> Hey, are you my ride?

>> Are you Cindy?

Uh yeah. Um are you I I can't pronounce

your name.

>> John.

>> Oh yeah. Sorry. I um yeah. I'm just so

used to people pronouncing their names

in [ __ ] ways. I didn't want to

offend you.

>> I get it. I have the same problem. If

you get somebody's name wrong, they'll

tip you.

>> Yeah. No worries there. I'm a big

tipper.

>> Great.

It says our ride's here. Where?

>> It's It's right here.

Oh, now it's over there.

[Music]

>> I'm good at being stupid, but I can't do

it anymore.

[Music]

Nothing.

>> Nothing can save me now.

>> Are you butt dialing me?

>> Uh, no. That's probably the person I

poached this ride from.

>> Hey, how about I tip you first?

and then I'll pay the fair in cash.

She had a one-star rating anyway.

Here,

that's for VIP customers.

>> Like the man says, money talks, [ __ ]

walks.

>> Did I run out of

Run out of time. Noace

when you're dying on the text.

Come on. Give me

[Music]

[Applause]

nothing

but you.

Nothing.

[Applause]

[Music]

>> Oh, I've had such a curious dream, said

Alice as she told her sister about all

these strange adventures of hers. And

when she had finished, her sister kissed

her and said, "It was a curious dream,

dear. But now run home to your tea." So

Alice got up and ran off, thinking while

she ran as well as she might, what a

wonderful dream it had been.

They said I couldn't do it.

They said

I used to

sit alone and cry.

But now I'

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

brea

I learned how to dream. I

of the night.

Queen of the night. Queen of the night.

I'm queen of the night.

[Music]

I'm queen of the night.