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You ready? I'll bet you are.
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You just gonna stand there, or are
you going to do something with this?
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Go on. Take that meat.
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Twenty-four. Number twenty-four? God.
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Stephen Green, you fuckin' faggot, you have the right to remain
silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
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- Fuck! Mom! Shit!
- Wasn't my fault, wasn't my fault. That machine is just...
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Oh, fuck... Christ. Alright. What
the fu... aw, God, Mom! Ah, fuck!
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Okay, do you know how much that espresso maker
costs, mom? What... what's that? What are you doing?
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- My name.
Okay, this is not something you just go and write
your name on, like you're giving some sort of autograph.
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I know that, Alice. I'm not stupid, I understand the purpose of
your chart. That's why I wrote my name. Right there, off of Shane.
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- Shane.
- Mm-hmm. Remember the other night
at the party, when we were talking?
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-Yeah, we were all talking. You
can't be on the chart for talking.
- I know, would you listen to my story?
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We were talking, and at the end of the evening,
when we were saying our goodbyes... we had a moment.
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- A moment.
- A romantic moment. And I have to say,
I'm not sure that I haven't been limiting myself...
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- in being exclusively with men.
- Um... I need you to tell me exactly what happened.
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We kissed. At first, it was casual,
but then it became... intimate. French.
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Baby, are you okay?
Hello? Daddy, you're here!
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No, everything's just great. What?
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Wonder what he's gonna say when we
tell him. He is gonna be so excited.
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- What should we tell him when
he asks about the last name?
- Why do we have to bring it up?
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Well, I'm not saying that we should, just, you know, if he
does. Just might be easier to use Kennard-Porter, I think.
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I don't think we should tell him anything that
might not be true. You know how your father is.
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- How is he?
- I think we should do some sort of combo thing. You
know? Instead of the whole hyphenated thing?
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- What, like, "Portard"?
- Bette... "Hey, Poor Tard, how's
your two moms, ya big gay-mo?"
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- Or whatever it's gonna be in 2015.
- Okay, fine. What about Kenter, then?
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- It has a nice sound to it, doesn't it?
- You're right. We should just...
try not to talk about it tonight.
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- Nice, Dana. Much better.
- Thank you.
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I'm gonna have Andrew come by this week
and test the speed of that serve, alright?
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- Alright, sounds good. Thank
you, I'll see you in a bit, okay?
- Good stuff. Alright.
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- Hi.
- Hey. How are you?
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- Mmm. So, my serve is faster.
- Cool.
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- So who is the sexiest tennis player in the world?
- Anna Kournikova ?
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So. Guess who's having an event
tonight and wants you to come?
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- Subaru?
- Who are you? Her psychic?
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Yeah. So, uh, Subaru's hosting a dinner. Some kind of
charity event, to support the arts in, uh, public schools.
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It'll be teeming with the
who's who. How hot is that?
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- That's very hot.
- See how you're a star? So, where is it?
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- Morton's. 8 o'clock.
- I'm so excited! It's gonna be so great.
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You are so fucking hot. I wanna
have sex with you right now.
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- Alright. Still here, ladies.
- Sorry.
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Yeah, ah. Don't apologize. Hey, you know
what? Ever wanna... mix it up, let me know!
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- I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm just kidding.
- I'm gonna get back to work.
Um... I will see you later.
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- It was nice meeting you. I think.
- It's a joke. A joke. Just a... just a joke.
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She's cute. Really cute.
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So, about tonight, I think you should bring Harrison.
He's your doubles partner, it's what people want to see.
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Dana? I... Dana? You
wanna call him? Or should I?
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- I mean, I'd really... love to
say that it's not true, but...
- Oh, my God...
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-Ah, shit. I don't know, man, your mom... all I know is I was
saying goodbye, and the next thing I know, she just...
- Fuck.
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- I don't know. I'm thinking maybe
those drinks were a little strong.
- You know what this means? This means I can never be gay again!
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- Never! I cannot be gay!
- Al, c'mon, it's no big deal. Your mom
is really sexy for an older woman.
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She is! And you know what, she's
got really... she's really...
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- My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R,
my baloney has a second name...
- Al, shut up, okay?
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- I should be singing. Your
mom got funky with me, alright?
- She came on to you?
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- Shit, she's wild, Al.- Oh, okay, please with the details!
God! Why's my mom such a slutty,
slutty, chicken-chasing pervert?
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I mean, God, you know, not to mention a liar, because she
said you came on to her, and she was just being polite!
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- She's wild.
- Uh, well, you can say your goodbyes because she is
going back to Nelson's. I am not driving her to Palm Springs,
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they can do that. She put her name on the chart. Do you know that?
I mean, what is that? I mean, who di... where'd she come from?
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Okay, there's two guys staring at you,
and I think one of them is Harry Samchuck.
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Fuck. He thinks I'm a guy. All of those fucking gay
Hollywood mafia fags think I'm some twink they can pick up on.
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- Alright. I'm outta here.
- Hey, hey. I'm really sorry you got Lenore'd.
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It's alright, don't worry.
It happens. I'll see you later.
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- Can I see the one just... no...
third one in. No, next to that. No...
- Jesus Christ. Just give him whichever one's on top.
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- Where the hell have you been?
- San Diego.
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- Yeah? With your mom?
- Yeah. I needed a break. L.A. was
getting all "blah, blah, blah"...
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- That's your friend now?
- Yeah, I uh, I met him. You know.
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You are a fucking asshole, you know
that? You're a dick. Call me. Take care.
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- What?
- Shane. I need a favor. Aw. Clive... I can't
do it. I don't have the room this time.
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- Please, it's just for a couple of days.
- Jesus, man, I got roommates.
And they're gonna freak out.
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There's four of us living in one bedroom. I
mean, what, you can't stay with someone else?
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No, I... made some calls, but, uh, you know, no one's called me back.
- Dammit, I can... I'm sorry. I can't do it this time.
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- It's cool. Yeah?
- Yeah! Of course.
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- Sweet. Will you call me, though?
- Yeah. Please? Of course.
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It's good to see you. Bye, darlin'.
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- Mister Samchuck...
- Clive, have you met Mark?
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- Trish Peverell?
- I can't seem to, uh... get on the bus.
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- You are so fucking nervous, man.
- I know, I know. I don't even have to bother. Look at you.
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I know, man, I know. I gotta try and calm down,
I mean... I mean, we're in a good position, right.
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Look, man, I don't even want to know what
you did to get Trish in this, but I thank you.
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- No problem. Seriously.
- Alright, let's do this.
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- Let's win it! Yeah!
- Alright!
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- Fuck! Randy? Fuck. Randy!
- What's going on?
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- Uh, forgot my stopwatch.
- Hey, man, there's no way
you're leaving now, man.
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Oh, I gotta. We're not going to win without it. You
know that. And don't call me superstitious, either,
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- because I know you have your Garfield boxers on.
- Absolutely. Okay, look, don't be late, man.
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Shit. I'll probably be
there before you. Whassup!
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- I think it has amazing potential.
- Potential?
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- Well, it's a draft, right?
- Yes.
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Well, you can't expect every story you
write to fall out of you and be gold.
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- Writing is re-writing. It doesn't make you less talented.
- Right.
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Your strength is you write from here. The
demons that tempt you. That you struggle with.
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Am I that demon?
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Oh girl, you scared me. Guess what I got for
you, mommy! Check it out! Vitamins for women.
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Everything that you don't get, even when you have a
good diet. It's gonna be so good for you and the baby.
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- You're so good to me.
- I... I wanted to bring you something.
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- That's a cute dress.
- You think? I think it makes me look fat.
I bet it'll take Melvin 5 minutes to say it.
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- Melvin? My father? He's here in Los Angeles?
- Yeah, he's, uh... he's just sort of in and
out... uh, some sort of business thing.
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Bette made him squeeze us in. She really
wants to tell him about the baby in person.
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- Ai. Sounds like it'll work out really nice for you.
- Yeah, it saves us the trip.
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Hello? Jen? You home? Jenny?
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Oh, fuck... oh... oh yeah... wait,
wait, right there... Oh, yeah!
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Mm! Ah! Fuck! Mm! Ah!
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- Tina? Tina, wake up.
- Oh... hi baby.
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- We have to pick up my dad in half an hour.
- Oh, okay. All I have to do
is, uh, put on my makeup.
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You're not serious. You...
you're not wearing that dress.
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I, you know, I... I'll just pick something else out.
Can you at least just take the tags off the present?
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- Why did you call me earlier?
- I didn't.
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- Well, my cell showed our home number.
- Oh, hm. Mighta been Kit. She dropped
by earlier. She brought us vitamins.
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You didn't tell her daddy
was in town, did you?
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Tina, what were you thinking? I mean, first David writes a note on a
post-it, and her dad's in town, he doesn't even bother to call her...
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these are just the kinds of things
that make it hard for her to stay sober.
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- Well, I'm sorry, but you didn't brief me on
what alright to say and what wasn't.
- I shouldn't have to.
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You see me? Daddy, it's the blue Saab.
Look straight ahead. Do you see me?
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I can see you! Tina's in the passenger seat
right next to me, she'll get out right now.
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Yeah, she'll wave. Wave.
Wave when you get out.
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You see her? See? Wave.
Wave! Yeah! That's her.
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- Oh, it's so good to see you! Hello.
- Hi.
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- This is from Bette.
- From Bette?
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Ah, now... what can this be? Oh,
no, don't tell me... it is a tie.
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- I thought the color would look good on you.
- 'Cause you've got the eye!
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- Ah, look at that. Beautiful.
- Hope you're hungry.
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Can you just move over?
I can't see. Thanks, Tee.
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Oh, I am. That's what we have in
mind. Oh, that was a nice trip.
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Hey. Don't take it so hard. We
only lost by a 10-point margin.
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You did a great job, out there. Thanks.
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- Tim! I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
- What are you... what are you doing here?
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- Please, please, don't shut me out! Please?
- Please what, Jenny, huh? What the fuck
is with "please"? Just give me my ring!
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- No! I'm not giving you your ring!
- Give me my ring.
- No, no! I'm not giving you your ring!
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- If you want the ring, take it off my finger...
- I fucking swear to God, just give me my ring!
- Nooo! Nooo! Don't! Nooo!
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- Hey, hey! What the hell are you doing, man? Are you alright?
- I'm fine!
- What the hell's going on?
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- Randy... just leave us alone, alright, this is none of your business.
- Listen, if you want to start beating on your woman in front of me
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- and the whole team, that is my business.
- I was not beating on her.
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Leave us alone, that's all
I need from you. I'm fine.
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Listen. Don't disappoint me, man.
Alright, you don't wanna do that.
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I won't. Alright,
this is just between us.
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Tim, you have to understand that this was a big mistake. It was
like... watching yourself, and seeing yourself do something terrible,
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- and not being able to stop it.
- Why? Why couldn't you stop it?
Why was it so fucking hard?!
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- I don't know.
- When did it start?
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- That was the first time, the only time... we didn't even talk.
- So, you went from not talking to
letting her eat you out? Is that it?
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- Please don't say that.
- I can't believe this is happening. I thought
I would spend the rest of my life with you.
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- Well, why can't we?
- Because you fucked it all up, Jenny!
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- I know, but I'm begging you to forgive me.
- God... I mean... you two must have just been
laughing at me, the whole time...
- No, no, no, no,
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- nobody was laughing at you, it was just this
thing that happened and it wasn't planned.
- You know what kills me?
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- I was standing there. Watching you two.
- Tim.
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Tim, please. Please, please, Tim. Tim,
please, please, please. Please Tim.
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Please, this doesn't have to... if you can just forgive me, Tim,
please, it doesn't have to end. We can just keep on going as we'd planned
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and nothing has to change, right? Tim, please, please, don't leave me.
'Cause if you leave me, I think that I'll die. Tim, please look at me.
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- I love you. And I just wanna be your wife.
- You wanna be my wife?
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- Yes. More than anything else.
- Get in the car.
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So, I made these with vodka and whey protein, there was some
kind of chemical reaction, but the soy protein is really great.
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- It's open!
- It's me!
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Ah! God, you look great! Okay, I need help. I didn't know what
you were wearing, and I didn't want to end up looking like twins,
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you know? That's like saying, "Wow,
I'm so cute, I wanna go out with me."
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Oh, hi!... I'm... going
to freshen my drink.
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I can't believe I assumed I was
going with you. I feel so stupid.
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Lara, Lara, wait, wait, wait. Look. Look,
Conrad was the one who called Harrison, okay?
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He just thinks that it's better for me not to... he just... he just
wants me to be consistent, and Harrison's who I usually go with,
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- and you know that I really wanna go with you...
- Okay. I get it, believe me.
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Lara, I'm sorry! Look, I
know I should've called.
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That would've been nice.
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You did the right thing. She's gotta understand, it's not
personal, it's business. Out and proud does not sell cars.
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Tim. We don't have to do this.
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- I need to tell you something.
- Um, let's go to my office.
- No.
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She can say what she needs
to say right here. Tell her.
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What happened between us was a terrible mistake. It is
never gonna happen again. I will never see you, ever again.
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- Do you understand that?
- Did you hear what she said?
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- Of course I did.
- Tell me when it started.
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It didn't. You saw all there was
to see. The beginning, and the end.
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- Let's go. Jenny.
- Yes. I'm coming.
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So, this morning after you left, Harry asked me all about you
and I told him you did Pink's faux hawk for her "Bitter Pill"
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- video and he fucking creamed! Yeah, he says
he wants to recommend you to all his friends!
- Yeah?
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- That's fabulous. How much do I owe him?
- What? Ew, God, no, no, no, he
just wants to hang out sometime!
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Clive. I'm not hanging out with him. He thinks
I'm a guy, I'm not into that. You should know that.
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- Since when?
- Since I found a real job.
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- Hey! Good for you, you found a place.
- Yeah, I'm staying with Harry.
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Oh, fuck. Fuck, Clive, no you're
not. What are you talking about?
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- We made a promise to each
other that we're out of that.
- I'm not going back out on the streets, Shane,
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- I'm going to a $30 million mansion in Bel Air!
- You are going to be the latest boy toy to a
bunch of Hollywood fags who are going to pass
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you around and suck you dry. They're
vampires, man, and you should know that.
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I don't exactly have a choice, do I?
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Alright. Alright. One week.
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One week and that's it. And if you
mess up, if you fuck around, you're out.
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Thank you, thank you, thank
you so much, thank you!
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- Mom? Nelson's outside.
- Why do I feel like I'm being banished? I said I was sorry.
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You're not being banished, I just
need my place back. I work here.
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You see how your brother is? I feel like one of those fast girls in
high school whose boyfriends can't even bother to come to the door.
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- I'm gonna help you. Just, you
know, he's got the kids in the car.
- Aw, Alice, please. Promise me.
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I'll remind them. Call you
"Bunny" and not "Grandma."
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Mom? You know how I had that talk
with Shane? About what happened?
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- Yeah?
- She says she thinks you're wild.
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Really! Well. I hate to hurt her feelings, but I'm afraid it
can't go any farther. You'll talk to her for me, won't you Alice?
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Yeah. I'll talk to her.
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And then, daddy, MOCA had the show but I just wouldn't give
up. You know what I did? I went to go see Peggy Peabody myself.
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Incredible. What do I always tell you? You are my
child. You can do anything you set your mind to!
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- So. What do you think of my girl?
- Oh... I think she's amazing. I
think the show's gonna be incredible.
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- And, uh, how is your career shaping up, Miss Kennard?
- I don't have much of one, at the moment.
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- I left the studio about seven months ago.
- Well, the thing is, daddy, Tina is doing something
very special. Something for the both of us.
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- Hi, can I start anyone off with a drink this evening?
- Bette?
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- Um, I... I think we'll have a large bottle of Pellegrino.
- A Manhattan, sir.
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- I'll get those right away, and I'll be back
to take your order in a few minutes.
- Thank you.
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- Tina, would you like to tell him?
- Um... okay! Uh, Melvin, Bette
and I are having a baby.
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- Daddy, we're having a baby.
- I don't understand.
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- I'm pregnant.
- And you're happy about that?
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- Of course.
- Daddy!
- I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with the proper response.
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Well, um... this is something that... we've been trying
to do for a very long time. We want this very much.
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- I was unaware of that.
- Well, how do you feel about it?
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I'm not sure. This child... you're gonna
be... taking care of it, and Miss Kennard?
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- Dad, we're a couple. We are starting a family.
- If that makes you happy.
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Well, doesn't it make you happy? I mean,
you're going to have another grandchild.
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That is biologically impossible. Unless there's been a
medical breakthrough that I don't know anything about,
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the possibility that this child...
will be my grandchild... does not exist.
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Therefore, I am happy if that's what you
want in your friendship with Miss Kennard.
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But, I cannot realistically be asked to
participate in this fiction of your creation.
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Can I tell you about tonight's specials? We have Chilean sea bass with
wilted spinach, a risotto with prosciutto ham and shitake mushrooms.
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- Could you give us just a minute, please?
- Of course.
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Bette and I have gone through so much to get here. We've talked
about how our child could truly reflect who we are when we're so
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limited by biology. That's why we've decided to use an
African-American donor. So when we look at our child,
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and you look at your grandchild, we'll
all be looking into a familial face.
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- A black man is the father of this child?
- The donor, dad, he's an African-American artist.
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An African-American. And because of that
I'm supposed to feel closer to this child?
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Because all of us blacks are somehow connected?
We can traced back to some tribe in Africa,
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- where we were beating drums? That is absurd. You are
an Ivy-League-educated woman. How is this logical?
- Dad.
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Just to tell you the rest of our specials, we also have salt-crusted cod, and that
comes with lovely raspberry-infused artichoke hearts and a light lemon vinaigrette.
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- Would anyone like to start?
- I'm sorry. I don't feel so well.
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- Do you have to go to the bathroom?
- No. I think I'm just gonna go home.
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- Well, then, I'll... I'll take you.
- No. Stay. It was really nice seeing you again, Melvin.
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I'm sorry you're not feeling well.
I'll have Bette back to you in no time.
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I am going to have... uh... the sea bass.
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Yoohoo! Hey there lovebirds.
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Come this way.
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Jerry, get up! Now, you've both
given this a lot of thought?
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- Uh, yes.
- You sure?
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Well, I didn't mean to scare you. Uh,
you didn't run away or anything, did you?
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- No.
- No.
- You pregnant?
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- In love? - Yes.
- Good! I like to make sure. Now,
this is my husband, Jerry. He will be your witness.
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- Hey. How long have you guys been married?
- Uh... what is it, 32 years?
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- In March.
- See? It's good to be sure. Now, you
will, uh, stand over here and you will stand here
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And, remember, this is the beginning of the rest of your life, so
why don't you both kiss? I think that's a good way to start out.
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Okay! Well, let's start.
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Checkout's 12. If you want a decent breakfast, don't go
across the street. You can, uh, drive up 90, one mile,
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- you can go to Pancake House. It's on the left. Have a good night.
- Thank you.
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- A toast! Yes!
- What do you think?
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- Um, glasses.
- Oh, should I go get some?
- No, allow me, please.
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- Alright, stand back for this one.
- I am not afraid.
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Very smooth. Okay. I propose a toast.
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To... Mr. and Mrs. Haspel.
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- That minister, um, was pretty great, wasn't she?
- Why? Because she's a woman?
- No...
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Uh... could you just...
uh... take a shower? Please.
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Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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Come in. So, how was the party?
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I know you hate me right now. And I don't blame you.
I should've called. I know. I always mess things up.
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Did I mess everything up? I'm sorry. It's just that... you just...
you make me so happy. And that's not a very familiar feeling. You know?
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Can I please try again?
I really wanna try again.
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- Can I?
- One thing.
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Anything.
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- You have to at least take some steps towards being out.
- I will.
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- Because you're going to be miserable being in the closet.
- I know.
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- And you are really... really gay.
- I know.
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You know, it's one of the things I like so much about
you. When you hide that, you're hiding the best part.
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Hey, little sister! Roger invited the
band over. They have the night off.
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What we have here is the Roger Supreme
Special. You want some of this little sister?
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- No, thanks, I'm good.
- All the more for me.
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Baby, can you... can you eat that out there? Or better yet, eat that
in the bedroom so nobody sees you so I don't have to make another
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- one, okay? And thank you for mine, okay?
- You're my baby, you know that.
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- Whassup?
- I saw dad tonight. I'm sorry I didn't tell you, I just...
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Hey, it's not like we talk or anything.
It's cool, it's cool. So what happened?
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It was unbelievable. He was so... horrible. I mean, and he's
never been that way with me. And I told him about the baby.
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And basically he said that he would never
consider the baby to be his grandchild.
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Bette... Bette, what did you expect? He's a old-fashioned man.
A bigot in his own right. Someone's gotta talk some sense into you
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- about that man because he is not the saint you think he is.
- Kit!
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Oh, girl, c'mon, you never want to hear the truth! You are
so brainwashed. What do you trade to feel his pride, hm?
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- I have to go.
- Yeah. You do.
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- What is it?
- Dad, it's me, Katy.
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If you want to see me, you could arrange
a meeting at a more appropriate hour.
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- I figured you were up doing your 5 a.m. sit-ups.
- So I was.
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- That's a lot of years without changing.
- It appears to be mutual.
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- It has been a long time, hasn't it?
- Well, yes. This is what happens, isn't it?
These are the consequences of your actions.
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- I'm not here to talk about me, dad. I'm here for Bette.
- She sent you here?
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No, I came on my own. She showed up at my apartment
upset over what happened between the two of you.
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Do you know the situation? I'm supposed to call
a child... not even related to me... a grandchild.
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- And would that be the end of the world?
- No. It would be a lie.
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Oh, and you don't ever do that, do you? I don't know what she
expected from you, and, I don't understand who she thinks you are.
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If what you have in mind is to exploit the situation with your sister,
so that you can come up here and insult me, I will not allow it.
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And... and, if you had lived some kind of life of decency
and respectability, then, possibly, I would be your audience.
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- But not now...
- You should be careful not to take your
anger over what happened between you and me out on Bette.
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She's been hurt enough by that. All she wants is your
blessing. Why would you deny her that? For biology?
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Don't turn Bette away from you because you can't find it in
yourself to accept her situation. She thinks the world of you.
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You reject her and Tina's child and that's just
what you'll be doing. Do you really wanna do that?
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Open your door 13 years later and see your
daughter's face, older and a stranger's?
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- I got David's note, I know you made him write me.
- Only a suggestion. I thought
it might help keep you on track.
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Would you give him this? His return address
on the envelope was some office at the school.
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- Where's the fire? You been drinkin'?
- I had a glass of champagne to
celebrate after I got married.
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- Got married?
- Earlier. At Tahoe.
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- Where's your wife?
- I left her in the motel room.
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- Would you mind stepping out of the car, please?
- Earlier today, I caught my wife, my... my fiancée...
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- I walked in on her... cheating on me.
- But you married her? What's
going through your head, son?
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I don't know. She was the one I
thought I'd... spend forever with.
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Well, uh, don't tell me you're, uh, going
back to where you came from the kill the guy.
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It was a woman.
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You ever watch pornography?
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You don't have to answer that. We all do. You
know, we spend our whole lives watchin' porn.
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We never see the warning. There it is. You know
that scene, where, uh, two women are gettin' it on?
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Guy comes in, he's all hard, y'know, he's gonna give it to 'em,
he's gonna fuck 'em good. We think that's what those chicks want.
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The meat. That's not it. They're having a good time without
him. They're going down on each other, you know, they're, uh...
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they're up in there, they're licking everything, a guy
comes in, he's ready to unload... that's not what they want.
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They got their eyes squinted up, like, uh... someone's
gonna pour gasoline on 'em. There's your warning.
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That's why this country's homosexuals... are so dangerous.
When you got two people... they got the same equipment...
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and they both know how to treat it... how could anybody of
the opposite sex compete with that? That's how they get ya.
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- You, uh... try to drive the speed limit, okay?
- I will.
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Tim?
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Tim...
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