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The L Word - ep104 - Lies, Lies, Lies
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Hey, Helen.
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Stacy never came home.
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You got a wild one on your hands,
Helen, you knew that going in.
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You didn't run into
her at the Boiler Room?
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No. I never saw her tonight.
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What's that?
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I picked it up at that estate auction.
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I think it's a... from Ecuador, about
500 A.D., some minor demon like...
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Abraxas, or Forcas, or something...
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Whatever.
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Listen, don't stress out about Stacy, you know
how she is. She probably went to another party...
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and is passed out on someone's couch.
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Well, what if something happened to her?
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Oh, I'm sure she's fine.
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I'm waiting a few more hours,
then I'm going to the police.
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Who was that?
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Your girlfriend.
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Hey. What're you doing here?
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Live here, last time I checked.
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I thought that you had practice.
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Oh, Randy's taking the practice... I'm trying
to... map out a study schedule for Trish.
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If she doesn't pass Physics, she can't
compete in the PAC-Tens next month, so...
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Wow. You look fantastic.
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Really?
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Where are you going?
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I'm, I'm just... going to The Planet, gonna go
write. I need the change of environment. So...
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I'll see you later.
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You know what?
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That's a great idea.
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I'm going to come with you.
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I gotta get out of the house.
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It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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It happens, Dana.
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It's never happened to me.
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It's a perfectly natural thing.
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It doesn't change the
way I feel about you.
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Or how much pleasure you gave me.
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Ew! What is that?
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Sandwich. Want some?
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Pass.
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Bye hon... ew. That is disgusting.
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Bye babe.
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Bye.
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I'll be right back.
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I can't believe you can buy these
things in bulk. It's so weird.
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Oh, my God. I'd have so much more respect
for that box if it had more honest pictures.
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Like, some sobbing, infertile woman
with a negative test stick in her hand.
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And on the other side, it could have a teenage
girl with a positive one, about to hang herself.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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How do you not pee on your hand?
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You just aim below the clit.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. Where did you think pee came out of?
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I don't know, there's a
lot going on down there.
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This is my tenth early pregnancy test.
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In high school, I used to think you could
get pregnant from giving a guy a blow-job.
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I used to think you could get
pregnant through your pants.
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Or touching the handle
of the boys' bathroom.
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Are you sure you want to go back to men?
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I'm positive. I've had enough drama and
mind-fucks, and women are fucking crazy.
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Yeah, men are boring.
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Yeah, well bring it on, because I could
use a little nice, uncomplicated, boring,
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boy-girl sex masquerading
as love. It's fine with me.
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Jen?
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Tim?
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You alright?
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Yeah, I'm good.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, hey.
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I hate these unisex bathrooms.
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You know? It's shocking to hear a man's
voice, and they pee everywhere, it's just...
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completely gross.
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I'll try and be considerate.
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You know what? It makes me sick what this
administration is doing to our environment.
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Oh my God. Oh God, oh my God! Tina!
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It's positive!
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What?
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Oh... oh, my God!
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I'm pregnant.
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You did it, you did it, you did it!
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Oh, my God!
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I'm pregnant! Oh, my God!
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You did it! I'm so happy for you!
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Oh, my God, look, I'm a cliché.
I'm sitting here stuffing my face!
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Hey guys!
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Oh, God, you scared
me. Kit, c'mere! C'mere!
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Tina's pregnant.
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We just found out, just this second. Look!
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Wow, oh, wow!
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Oh, oh, I... I'm so happy for you!
This is great! Wow, this is groovy.
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Does Bette know?
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Jen, I have to run these
study plans over to Trish.
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Okay. That's fine.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey.
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Uh, no, no she didn't mention that.
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Really, yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway.
You probably want to talk to Jenny.
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The great Nick Brashkov.
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You sure you want this?
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Shut up, give me the phone.
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Hello?
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Hi. How are you?
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Guess what.
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I killed Sarah Schuster.
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You promise?
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Well, you know I promise.
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I'm not worried about you.
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Yes, I promise, I won't tell Bette
that we knew it before she knew.
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You're gonna have to be so good.
You can't have any more fun, uh-uh!
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I know. No red meat, no additives,
no Margaritas, wine, beer...
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and no Xanax! No matter
how stressed-out I get.
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No more smack, no more
crack, and no more blow.
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I'm going to do everything right. I'm going to
be as together about this as Bette is to her work.
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We're going to have a family.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, I have to go.
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So, I'll talk to you later.
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Lips are sealed, promise.
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Tina, um, the reason I came is Bette
told me there was a letter here for me?
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Oh! Yeah! That's right. I'm sorry.
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It's from David.
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You okay?
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Wow... yeah. I haven't
heard from him in 5 years.
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Okay! You and Bette are
gonna be great parents.
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Thanks, baby.
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Now, go on! Go call her before
you explode! I'm outta here!
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I was completely done with her,
so I just decided she needed to go.
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Oh, Nick, of course I value your opinion.
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You were the first!
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You are? Okay.
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Yes, I would love to! I would
absa-absa-absolutely love to.
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You have a tan?
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Oh, my God, do you still
look like George Hamilton?
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I understand your concerns.
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The, uh, Bill Viola went to
Seattle, he could maybe do 2005.
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Tina. Still on line 3.
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Thank you.
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Yes, great talking to you,
too. Okay. Alright, bye.
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Baby, I cannot talk right now.
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Okay, okay. I'll make it really quick.
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Just promise me that you'll come
home for dinner tonight. I'm cooking.
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That's gonna be a tough one to swing.
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Please, it's really important. I'll take
care of you. I'll make it all better.
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The only way you can make it all better is if you
come up with a show for my big, gaping spring slot.
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Sheldon Tomlin's on 2.
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Fuck Sheldon Tomlin!
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Baby, I can't talk right now.
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I will try tonight, that
is the best I can do. Okay?
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Okay. Try.
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Okay. Bye.
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Sheldon! Thank you so
much for calling me back.
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Y
- no, it's true. Well, you know, MOCA is a big institution, it's hard to compete.
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Look, um, the reason
that I was calling you...
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What you're about to hear is the sound
of me eating my words. Sheldon, I...
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would like to book "Impressions In Winter" and
I hope that you don't hold it against me that...
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Franklin didn't tell me anything.
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That is absolutely not true.
No, the C.A.C. is not in turmoil!
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No! Of course. You know, and
nothing personal on my part, either.
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Okay. Bye.
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Franklin headed this way.
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God, dammit, does it ever fucking stop?
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She in?
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Uh, no, not yet.
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I see.
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Would you tell her that the board is convening
for an unscheduled meeting tomorrow evening?
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And she would be well-advised to attend.
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Franklin! What are you
doing talking to my door?
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I'm off to my Bernard Riddle meeting.
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He's got half a million dollars
he wants to lay on some museum,
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somewhere in Los Angeles that's
doing anything remotely progressive.
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Bernard Riddle? He's way
out of your league, dear.
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He may be out of the C.A.C.'s league,
Franklin, but he's certainly not out of mine.
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Okay, guys. I just saw the cutest
guy I've ever seen in my life.
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What?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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You don't want to talk about what?
Something happen with you and Lara?
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No. I'm just never having
sex again, that's all.
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Easy, Dana, come on.
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I've never been more humiliated or embarrassed
or ashamed of anything in my entire life.
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What, did she tie you up and leave you?
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No, nothing like that.
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Okay, okay. Yep. I have a friend, she went down
on a girl, she was down there and she sneezed.
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Is that it?
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Gross.
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It wasn't me, it was a friend. So what,
what what what. God, you're killing me.
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Did you queef?
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Did I... see, I don't
even know what that is.
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Is that...
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Okay, is that what happened?
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She female-ejaculated.
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Wow, Miss Dana.
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Wow, this Lara must be
a killer in bed, huh?
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Yeah... uh, yeah, yeah... she...
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That's a good thing?
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Dana! Women strive for this!
They read books about the G-spot.
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They go to workshops. Oh, my God, you
should be totally and utterly ecstatic.
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Oh, my God, there he is. Tell me he's
not the cutest guy you've ever seen?
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Oh, Lis!
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Shane!
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Hey! How are you doing? How are you?
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Um, these are my friends. This is Alice,
and this is Dana. Guys, this is Lisa.
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Hi.
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Lisa?
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That's Lisa.
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Oh, shit. Oh, God, it's
my mother. Excuse me.
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Hello, mother. What do you mean you're in L.A., wh
- where are you?
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Who is that?
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Forget it, man.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, she, uh...
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well, she doesn't want
to be a lesbian anymore.
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Since when?
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Well, she was dating one of
those hot-and-cold chicks, and...
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well, she got her heart completely busted.
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No! I... okay. I can't come because I have to go to
w... I have to go to work in, like, a half an hour.
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It's a shame.
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Yeah.
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That's no reason to
swear off being a lesbian.
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I agree.
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Maybe I can change her mind.
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Wait. I'm sorry, I don't think... I don't
know if you've noticed, but you're a guy.
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Lisa's a lesbian.
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I'm a lesbian-identified man.
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I know.
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Okay. Well, my mom's at The Plaza,
there's been some sort of misunderstanding,
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and she's been here for 5 fucking days.
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Well, tell her I said hi.
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Hey, is she still with that stunt guy?
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Ask her.
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Bye, Alice.
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Bye...
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Bye... it's... mom... she's totally...
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I totally understand.
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Okay guys, I'll see ya later.
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Bye, Al.
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Sweetie! I was planning on calling
you tomorrow. Oh, it's been so crazy.
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I'm here for the new Gerard Lichtman film
and he's just been so demanding of my time.
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Did you know he has 5 Standard poodles?
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Gerard Lichtman, wow, really.
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Yeah. Of course, they haven't
set up the production offices yet,
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the financing is coming from
some Australian beer conglomerate.
245
00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:09,335
So, I'm covering the hotel myself, which is
fine, except that, uh, I'm having a slight...
246
00:17:09,336 --> 00:17:13,552
cash flow problem at the moment, and
this manager's being a total dick.
247
00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:18,444
Excuse me. I'm a huge fan of
Dynasty. I loved you as Alexis!
248
00:17:18,445 --> 00:17:21,841
Thank you. Actually, I
was Blair in Empire Falls.
249
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:24,610
Moron.
250
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,230
Mom. I have to go to
work. So what do you want.
251
00:17:27,231 --> 00:17:31,271
Oh, Alice, please, can't you talk
to him for me? He's exhausted me.
252
00:17:32,821 --> 00:17:36,321
Okay. Alright. Stay here
and I will take care of this.
253
00:17:43,211 --> 00:17:44,811
So, all her credit cards were declined?
254
00:17:44,859 --> 00:17:47,859
I'm afraid so. We have to
collect, she's over our limit.
255
00:17:48,225 --> 00:17:52,825
Right. But she'll have it in like a day or two.
She's here to be in a Gerard Lichtman film, so...
256
00:17:52,826 --> 00:17:53,431
Really?
257
00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:54,273
Yeah.
258
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,927
I loved Blaunacht. It should've
won the Oscar for Best Foreign Film.
259
00:17:56,928 --> 00:18:00,038
Right. And you know, sometimes they
start payroll after production started.
260
00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:03,266
I'm sure you guys deal with
celebrities all the time. So...
261
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:06,846
I know. But, uh... she's at our limit.
262
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:09,447
Right.
263
00:18:10,432 --> 00:18:13,432
Okay. I mean, I can take care
of this, it's not a problem.
264
00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:16,471
So what are we looking at?
265
00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:18,412
Well, I have a printout of the bill.
266
00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:21,958
The total comes to five thousand,
nine hundred sixty-eight, forty-two.
267
00:18:22,912 --> 00:18:23,912
I'm s... I'm sorry, you said...
268
00:18:23,913 --> 00:18:27,961
5.968,42
269
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:29,609
Dollars.
270
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,764
That be cash or credit card?
271
00:18:30,765 --> 00:18:34,940
I'm sorry. How could anybody spend five
thousand dollars on a hotel room. That doesn't...
272
00:18:34,941 --> 00:18:37,099
Well, the suite is $950 a night.
273
00:18:37,411 --> 00:18:42,311
Uh, she was here for five days. There was room
service, and I believe she made a few phone calls.
274
00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:45,352
Right.
275
00:18:48,352 --> 00:18:50,052
Oh, mother.
276
00:18:50,141 --> 00:18:54,141
Well, obviously I'm good for the
money! I'm not some sort of con-artist!
277
00:18:54,451 --> 00:18:57,751
As soon as this job comes
through, just send me the bill.
278
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,075
You could always hawk those pants.
279
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,444
Aren't they great?
280
00:19:09,334 --> 00:19:11,334
Are you being sarcastic?
281
00:19:57,851 --> 00:20:01,051
So, uh... Nick is in town, huh?
282
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,835
It's the MLA convention.
283
00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:08,030
I told him that we were getting
married and you know what he said?
284
00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:09,745
"Congratulations".
285
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,300
Really?
286
00:20:11,301 --> 00:20:12,458
You know what?
287
00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:20,618
Nick Brashkov is, like, this pretentious
asshole who milks his minor literary stature
288
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:24,505
by fucking these
impressionable, young undergrads.
289
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:29,634
Okay, you have to give me
some more credit. Please?
290
00:20:47,016 --> 00:20:50,816
Y... you know the men's slalom's on.
I've been waiting all night for this.
291
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,806
Oh, I'm sorry.
292
00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:54,802
Yeah. Okay.
293
00:21:02,298 --> 00:21:03,798
Come on.
294
00:22:12,657 --> 00:22:13,857
Where are you?
295
00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:20,233
I'm right... I'm right here.
296
00:22:20,234 --> 00:22:21,809
You look like you're someplace else.
297
00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:24,860
No, no, I'm right here.
298
00:22:24,988 --> 00:22:25,588
Really?
299
00:22:25,589 --> 00:22:29,291
Yeah. C'mere. It's okay.
300
00:22:47,352 --> 00:22:50,552
I am fucking dying out there!
301
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:53,760
These Philistines are just breaking my -
302
00:22:57,729 --> 00:23:02,229
No. Tina... you invited someone to dinner?
303
00:23:02,961 --> 00:23:07,661
I've had the worst fucking day, the last thing
on earth I want to do is to have to make con -
304
00:23:43,199 --> 00:23:49,399
I love you. I love you.
I love you. I love you.
305
00:23:51,465 --> 00:23:53,065
I love you.
306
00:23:53,294 --> 00:23:54,694
I love you.
307
00:24:05,421 --> 00:24:10,021
I called Dr. Wilson and she said we should
come in tomorrow, for an ultra-sound.
308
00:24:11,157 --> 00:24:13,057
Just to confirm the results.
309
00:24:13,848 --> 00:24:16,348
I am sorry I was such an asshole.
310
00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:19,322
I'm sorry you had such a bad day.
311
00:24:19,805 --> 00:24:22,205
I'm sure everything is gonna be okay.
312
00:24:22,508 --> 00:24:23,808
Sure it will.
313
00:24:24,068 --> 00:24:25,068
Yeah.
314
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,980
We're gonna have a baby.
315
00:24:28,255 --> 00:24:31,655
We are. We are.
316
00:24:33,632 --> 00:24:35,032
I love you.
317
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,225
I love you, too.
318
00:24:38,214 --> 00:24:40,814
I tell you, you're good with
your mama, you're good all over.
319
00:24:40,815 --> 00:24:43,307
AI. Alright, just give me a triple shot.
320
00:24:44,964 --> 00:24:49,364
You guys, my mother's living with me
until her job starts and it's not fun.
321
00:24:49,642 --> 00:24:50,742
Wow.
322
00:24:50,754 --> 00:24:52,354
What's with Mopey Pants?
323
00:24:52,398 --> 00:24:55,598
What is it, Dana, are you having
embarrassing multiple orgasms now?
324
00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:56,667
No.
325
00:24:57,914 --> 00:25:01,114
Just, Lara hasn't called
me. And it's been, like...
326
00:25:01,736 --> 00:25:03,236
It's been 21 hours.
327
00:25:03,237 --> 00:25:04,365
Well, how'd you leave it?
328
00:25:04,366 --> 00:25:05,639
I left without saying anything.
329
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,659
From your own apartment.
330
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:08,957
I was really embarrassed, Alice!
331
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,726
James, I really don't think they're
going to do that. You didn't do anything.
332
00:25:13,727 --> 00:25:18,305
If they do, I'll just make a bunch of phone calls
and give you an amazing recommendation, okay?
333
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:21,987
I like your scarf.
334
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,340
And this is for the baby.
I made it just for you.
335
00:25:24,537 --> 00:25:25,837
Congratulations.
336
00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:34,320
Alright, I know. Ok, I was excited
and just... congratulations.
337
00:25:34,321 --> 00:25:37,035
Seriously, guys, it's
so amazing. Congrats.
338
00:25:37,346 --> 00:25:40,746
Wait, wait, wait. What's happening?
Why's everybody congratulating you guys?
339
00:25:40,747 --> 00:25:43,106
Tina's having a baby. They're pregnant!
340
00:25:43,107 --> 00:25:45,906
Oh, my God. Congratulations!
341
00:25:45,907 --> 00:25:46,989
Wow!
342
00:25:47,555 --> 00:25:49,155
Am I always the last to know these things?
343
00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:51,911
It's okay, Dana. I
was second-to-last.
344
00:26:00,873 --> 00:26:02,273
Check it out.
345
00:26:07,423 --> 00:26:09,323
This is where you take the flower.
346
00:26:10,684 --> 00:26:12,284
C'mere, I'm sorry.
347
00:26:17,935 --> 00:26:19,135
God.
348
00:26:19,981 --> 00:26:21,581
So fucking cute.
349
00:26:21,898 --> 00:26:23,098
Yuck.
350
00:26:24,639 --> 00:26:27,539
Yeah, well you could have waited until
she left to do the pregnancy test.
351
00:26:28,658 --> 00:26:30,658
Maybe you want Alice to
be your Lamaze partner too,
352
00:26:30,659 --> 00:26:34,710
and in fact, you know, really I'm surprised you
didn't invite her to come with us for the ultra-sound.
353
00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:51,620
I'm sorry.
354
00:26:52,419 --> 00:26:55,419
Look, I know how stressed you
are. I'm trying to leave you alone.
355
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,540
But sometimes I need someone to share
a moment with. Is that really so wrong?
356
00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:02,197
No.
357
00:27:03,118 --> 00:27:04,518
It's sad.
358
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,397
Alright, ladies, let's keep it moving!
359
00:27:15,706 --> 00:27:18,506
I'm so sorry. I had to beg
Durst to make up my physics exam.
360
00:27:18,507 --> 00:27:22,035
Turn right back around, Trish. You don't
come to practice on time, don't bother coming.
361
00:27:22,036 --> 00:27:22,650
But, Tim, I was...
362
00:27:22,651 --> 00:27:26,227
What? You're grown-up, right? Why
don't you take some responsibility?
363
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,883
All these women are in
the water already. Go on.
364
00:27:32,888 --> 00:27:35,288
Tim, what the hell are you
doing? Get her in the water, now!
365
00:27:35,289 --> 00:27:38,043
Randy, she's fucking up. We can't
just let her set her own schedule...
366
00:27:38,044 --> 00:27:39,658
Trish! Get back here!
367
00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:42,990
Go get her.
368
00:27:47,356 --> 00:27:48,756
Trish...
369
00:28:08,805 --> 00:28:09,805
What?
370
00:28:11,092 --> 00:28:14,992
Is that what you called to tell me?
I can't hear that right now. Okay?
371
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:16,902
Are you ready?
372
00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:17,595
Yeah.
373
00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:18,710
Bye.
374
00:28:28,425 --> 00:28:33,125
So, we'll just apply a little
bit of lubricant here...
375
00:28:36,569 --> 00:28:37,869
and here we go.
376
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,380
You comfortable?
377
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:46,807
Alright.
378
00:28:50,284 --> 00:28:52,784
And there's your left ovary.
379
00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:57,913
And that looks like it would've
been a follicle. And there...
380
00:28:58,292 --> 00:28:59,892
You see that little heartbeat?
381
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,460
Is that our baby?
382
00:29:06,515 --> 00:29:07,815
That's your baby.
383
00:29:09,067 --> 00:29:10,567
Oh, God.
384
00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:14,903
Oh, my God.
385
00:29:19,697 --> 00:29:21,397
Oh, my God.
386
00:29:26,185 --> 00:29:27,585
Left on third.
387
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:32,568
Gerard is insisting on spending
the entire afternoon with me.
388
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:36,305
Last time I saw him, my God,
we talked about everything:
389
00:29:36,647 --> 00:29:40,147
films that inspired him
as a child in Berlin...
390
00:29:40,504 --> 00:29:41,904
my divorce...
391
00:29:41,983 --> 00:29:44,783
it was as if we'd known
each other for years.
392
00:29:44,829 --> 00:29:45,729
Left, left!
393
00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:49,156
Mom! I've lived in this city my
whole life, I know how to get to Pico!
394
00:29:49,157 --> 00:29:50,401
God!
395
00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:53,797
We wouldn't have been late if you
hadn't spent 15 minutes in the bathroom.
396
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,180
Do I look okay? Huh?
397
00:29:58,181 --> 00:30:01,368
Good, you look great. You do.
398
00:30:02,143 --> 00:30:03,443
You really do.
399
00:30:04,745 --> 00:30:07,245
You could take a little more
time with your face, you know.
400
00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:09,874
You might have a girlfriend by now.
401
00:30:13,523 --> 00:30:15,123
Mother fucker! Asshole!
402
00:30:15,288 --> 00:30:17,388
God! Jesus!
403
00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:23,663
Knock 'em dead, mom.
404
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,405
Don't worry so much.
405
00:30:25,469 --> 00:30:29,869
You're getting this big wrinkle. You're
starting to look like Ernest Borgnine.
406
00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:26,993
Sign in at the front desk,
they'll give you sides.
407
00:31:28,013 --> 00:31:29,113
What is this?
408
00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:34,133
It's an open call for the part of Mrs. Simons,
alien 1, 2 and 3, and Ted's grandmother.
409
00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:39,420
"Curse of the Romalians: Return to
Gondor Part 2." Is this a Lichtman film?
410
00:31:39,867 --> 00:31:42,367
Gerard Lichtman. The German director.
411
00:31:42,522 --> 00:31:46,322
The director is Matt Fried,
he's 22 and he's from Pasadena.
412
00:31:46,675 --> 00:31:48,875
Plus, he's a total asshole.
413
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:34,120
Hey, man. Can I talk to you for a second?
414
00:32:35,091 --> 00:32:36,691
About what? Trish?
415
00:32:36,692 --> 00:32:39,649
Yeah, well, look. Trish
needs support right now.
416
00:32:39,650 --> 00:32:41,546
She doesn't need to be chewed
out in front of the whole team.
417
00:32:42,236 --> 00:32:46,221
Yeah? Well, I don't, either.
I'm just trying to do my job.
418
00:32:46,221 --> 00:32:49,421
You're right. Look, man, I'm
sorry if I was harsh out there, but
419
00:32:49,473 --> 00:32:51,673
this is the reality of our situation.
420
00:32:51,757 --> 00:32:55,357
Without Trish Peverell, we shouldn't
bother showing up next week.
421
00:32:55,997 --> 00:32:56,797
Really?
422
00:32:56,798 --> 00:33:00,652
And on that note, I got ahold of the physics
midterm. She's gonna take it on Monday.
423
00:33:01,178 --> 00:33:04,178
There's no way I'm just
turning that test over to Trish.
424
00:33:04,179 --> 00:33:06,719
Would you relax? No one
is talking about cheating.
425
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,916
I'm talking about giving you the test
so that you know how to tutor her.
426
00:33:11,063 --> 00:33:14,663
Know what direction to lead
her in, that's all. C'mon.
427
00:33:18,077 --> 00:33:20,377
You are a tense man,
right now, you know that?
428
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:25,516
Listen, why don't we go get a couple
of beers, chill out a bit? It's on me.
429
00:33:25,575 --> 00:33:26,423
I can't.
430
00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:27,823
What, you and Jenny got plans?
431
00:33:27,884 --> 00:33:31,584
No. Jenny's going out to dinner
with one of her old professors.
432
00:33:32,527 --> 00:33:33,927
Oh!
433
00:33:34,592 --> 00:33:35,592
Wait.
434
00:33:35,869 --> 00:33:39,369
Not the blow-job one? The one
she wrote that story about?
435
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:44,220
Oh, hell no! You're letting your fiancée go
out with a dude whose dick's been in her mouth?
436
00:33:44,221 --> 00:33:46,085
Don't fucking say that!
437
00:33:55,322 --> 00:33:57,522
I don't own her, alright,
she's her own woman.
438
00:33:57,523 --> 00:34:02,190
No, she's not. Not since she put that
ring on her finger and said "yes".
439
00:34:02,339 --> 00:34:04,339
Man, you have got to put your foot down.
440
00:34:04,393 --> 00:34:05,393
No.
441
00:34:06,008 --> 00:34:08,108
The whole caveman
thing, it's not my style.
442
00:34:08,109 --> 00:34:12,521
This ain't got nothin' to do with caveman,
alright, this is about trust, pure and simple.
443
00:34:12,522 --> 00:34:14,911
You don't trust her, you don't marry her.
444
00:34:14,911 --> 00:34:18,511
I'm sorry to sound so harsh, man,
but those are the rules of the game.
445
00:34:20,618 --> 00:34:22,818
I trust her. K?
446
00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:25,498
Yeah.
447
00:34:26,686 --> 00:34:28,386
Talk to you later, alright?
448
00:34:37,253 --> 00:34:38,653
Have a seat.
449
00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:44,946
I'll forego the blindfold.
450
00:34:48,097 --> 00:34:52,597
Miss Porter, as I'm sure you're aware,
the position of director of this museum
451
00:34:52,598 --> 00:34:56,025
involves more than merely
pulling collections out of hats.
452
00:34:56,065 --> 00:34:58,330
It involves image. It
involves relationships.
453
00:34:58,331 --> 00:35:00,843
Okay, you have to tell me
what you thought of my story.
454
00:35:01,781 --> 00:35:04,281
I'm so flattered that
you value my opinion.
455
00:35:04,282 --> 00:35:07,689
Nicolas, of course I value
your opinion, you're the most...
456
00:35:08,127 --> 00:35:09,327
brilliant...
457
00:35:09,725 --> 00:35:11,625
wonderfully smart...
458
00:35:11,690 --> 00:35:13,790
editor that I've ever had.
459
00:35:14,084 --> 00:35:15,184
What do you think of the tie?
460
00:35:15,185 --> 00:35:16,882
I think it's fucking sleazy.
461
00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:18,302
Excellent.
462
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:22,818
Well, your story, if you
really want to know...
463
00:35:22,819 --> 00:35:23,893
I do.
464
00:35:23,894 --> 00:35:26,991
I thought was utter bullshit
from beginning to end.
465
00:35:27,119 --> 00:35:31,119
I mean, beautifully written... you
always write exquisitely, but...
466
00:35:33,356 --> 00:35:34,756
swans?
467
00:35:35,569 --> 00:35:36,669
They mate for life.
468
00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:39,890
Sure, and they have brains
the size of ping-pong balls.
469
00:35:40,229 --> 00:35:44,229
I mean, where's your edge, Jennifer?
Where's your nihilistic passion?
470
00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:47,311
Where's the girl that
masturbated in church?
471
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:47,879
Shhh.
472
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:53,751
I mean... "And he would've died for her, and
she would've died for him." What's that about?
473
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:57,056
It's about fucking commitment, you know.
474
00:35:57,134 --> 00:35:57,734
Really?
475
00:35:57,735 --> 00:35:58,234
Yes.
476
00:35:58,235 --> 00:36:01,515
Well, It reads like Spackle. Now,
I know you're marrying the coach,
477
00:36:01,516 --> 00:36:04,873
but if this is meant as a wedding
present, I'd keep it between you and him.
478
00:36:05,007 --> 00:36:07,807
Because you're more complex than this.
479
00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:15,075
What did you think, just
then? Where did you go?
480
00:36:16,027 --> 00:36:17,427
Nowhere.
481
00:36:18,522 --> 00:36:19,807
You're obfuscating.
482
00:36:19,808 --> 00:36:21,008
Nothing.
483
00:36:22,332 --> 00:36:28,532
Listen, Jennifer. Commitment
is dreary. It's not your thing.
484
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:32,595
You have to... dig deeper.
485
00:36:34,345 --> 00:36:37,045
Tell me something interesting.
486
00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:44,967
I've been doing these
really terrible things.
487
00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:49,420
Where the hell is the director's office?!
488
00:36:49,838 --> 00:36:55,199
This place is like a God-damned labyrinth.
Any moment I expect to run into the Minotaur!
489
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,844
Hi. Can I help you?
490
00:36:57,113 --> 00:37:00,913
Yes, well, you certainly look
like a very capable young man.
491
00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:06,152
Which is fortunate since I'm rather at your mercy.
I need to find Bette Porter or Xandra Rosenman.
492
00:37:06,153 --> 00:37:07,598
Well, they're both in a meeting.
493
00:37:07,599 --> 00:37:11,971
In there? Oh, good. Take them for a moment,
would you please? Get them some more water.
494
00:37:12,172 --> 00:37:14,897
You can't go in there! That's a
board of director's meeting, ma'am!
495
00:37:15,171 --> 00:37:18,471
Get your hand off me if you want
to go on living and breathing.
496
00:37:21,494 --> 00:37:24,294
Peggy Peabody, what are you doing here?
497
00:37:24,295 --> 00:37:24,921
Peggy?
498
00:37:24,922 --> 00:37:30,138
Xandra. I got your call. What is this
about Franklin firing Bette Porter?
499
00:37:30,513 --> 00:37:36,613
Let me just say, Franklin... and anyone else
who may be involved in this little cabal...
500
00:37:36,727 --> 00:37:42,459
If you fire Bette Porter, I'll have to
reconsider lending my collection to the C.A.C.
501
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:46,360
Miss Porter is far and away the
most qualified person in Los Angeles
502
00:37:46,361 --> 00:37:49,075
to preside over an exhibit
like "Provocations".
503
00:37:49,076 --> 00:37:51,422
I thought "Provocations"
was going through MOCA?
504
00:37:51,423 --> 00:37:55,895
Well, it's not, Franklin, it's going
to your up and coming little museum!
505
00:37:55,950 --> 00:37:57,850
But only on one condition.
506
00:37:58,472 --> 00:38:03,172
Ms. Porter. I'll need a guarantee from
you that you will remain with the C.A.C.
507
00:38:03,173 --> 00:38:06,790
at least until "Provocations" moves
on to the Walker in the summer.
508
00:38:06,802 --> 00:38:08,591
Well, I'm not in the position to -
509
00:38:08,592 --> 00:38:11,992
Miss Porter has 6 months
remaining on her contract, Peggy.
510
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:16,839
We have every intention of honoring it, despite
what you may have heard about being fired.
511
00:38:17,076 --> 00:38:19,476
Well, let's just forget about that, then.
512
00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:22,098
Do you have an option in the contract?
513
00:38:23,775 --> 00:38:26,375
Of course we do. Uh, 18 months, I believe.
514
00:38:26,376 --> 00:38:31,075
I suggest you exercise it here and now. By
the time "Provocations" debuts at the C.A.C.,
515
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:34,379
Miss Porter will already have been
wooed by every museum in the country.
516
00:38:38,219 --> 00:38:42,119
Wow. That's interesting. You've
fallen in love with a woman.
517
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,192
No, no, no, I don't know if it's love.
518
00:38:44,546 --> 00:38:51,646
It might be sort of like this, you know, fantastic,
sort of, like, demon possession sort of thing.
519
00:38:51,647 --> 00:38:54,169
Oh, stop it, don't look so shocked.
520
00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:59,189
I'm not shocked. I'm surprised,
I'm excited... it's exotic.
521
00:38:59,190 --> 00:39:00,646
Oh, shut up, you pervert.
522
00:39:00,647 --> 00:39:05,971
A demon possession. That's it, that's
what you have to take and run with
523
00:39:05,972 --> 00:39:09,058
and when you write
about... what's her name?
524
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,597
Marina.
525
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:15,298
When you write about Marina, you
must dig, you must delve, you must
526
00:39:15,299 --> 00:39:18,430
open up and eviscerate everything.
527
00:39:18,577 --> 00:39:23,177
You do your best work when you
lay bare your remarkable emotions.
528
00:39:53,693 --> 00:39:56,293
Coach. What a surprise.
529
00:39:56,914 --> 00:40:01,314
I'm looking for Jenny. And I just bet
you're going to tell me she's not here.
530
00:40:01,570 --> 00:40:06,970
She's not here. We had dinner
downstairs, but she left 15 minutes ago.
531
00:40:07,681 --> 00:40:09,981
Come in and have a look,
I'll get you a drink.
532
00:40:09,982 --> 00:40:11,468
Absolutely.
533
00:40:27,488 --> 00:40:28,788
Bonjour.
534
00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:30,696
Bonjour.
535
00:40:31,678 --> 00:40:33,578
Do you have a minute for me?
536
00:40:34,821 --> 00:40:36,021
But of course.
537
00:40:36,022 --> 00:40:37,550
Très bien.
538
00:40:38,411 --> 00:40:40,311
Do you see those two girls over there?
539
00:40:40,465 --> 00:40:43,565
Give them this and tell
them se la part se Marina.
540
00:40:44,348 --> 00:40:47,648
Well. Look at your beautiful dress.
541
00:40:50,337 --> 00:40:52,037
What can I get you?
542
00:40:53,012 --> 00:40:55,112
Let's cut the bullshit, Nick.
543
00:41:06,592 --> 00:41:07,592
Look.
544
00:41:08,409 --> 00:41:16,509
Jenny and I have a passionate relationship, but,
uh, currently it's purely intellectual. Okay?
545
00:41:20,901 --> 00:41:22,301
And coach?
546
00:41:23,175 --> 00:41:25,575
Congratulations.
547
00:41:45,987 --> 00:41:47,287
Oh-oh...
548
00:41:51,983 --> 00:41:52,983
Hey.
549
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,520
Uh...
550
00:41:57,749 --> 00:41:58,449
Oh!
551
00:41:58,504 --> 00:41:59,504
Oh!
552
00:42:00,981 --> 00:42:05,621
Um... there's no time for pleasantries,
because Tim is outside, by the bar, so...
553
00:42:05,622 --> 00:42:06,222
Fuck.
554
00:42:06,223 --> 00:42:09,460
No, it's crowded, and he'll never
see you. C'mon. I'll cover you.
555
00:42:23,413 --> 00:42:25,413
You're welcome, by the way.
556
00:42:37,782 --> 00:42:43,482
Ahhh! Congratulations! Baby girl!
557
00:42:44,652 --> 00:42:45,652
Who all's here?
558
00:42:45,653 --> 00:42:47,858
Oh, the usual suspects.
559
00:42:51,109 --> 00:42:53,809
Hey, um... what did David have to say?
560
00:42:53,810 --> 00:42:56,365
Oh... nothing... nothing much.
561
00:42:56,792 --> 00:42:57,792
Kit.
562
00:43:10,609 --> 00:43:12,609
This is forms for a medical history.
563
00:43:12,610 --> 00:43:14,656
Yeah, but he wrote something on it.
564
00:43:16,878 --> 00:43:18,978
He wrote you a letter on a post-it?
565
00:43:22,431 --> 00:43:24,031
"Dear Kit, I hope you are well.
566
00:43:24,032 --> 00:43:28,716
I need some family medical history for
my application to a residency program."
567
00:43:29,952 --> 00:43:33,500
"I've enclosed a self-addressed, stamped
envelope for you to send the forms.
568
00:43:33,501 --> 00:43:36,773
Grandfather tells me that
you are in a 12-step program
569
00:43:37,756 --> 00:43:41,656
and I want to offer you my
support in that endeavor.
570
00:43:41,996 --> 00:43:45,696
I wish you success with the positive changes you
are making in your life. Your son, David Waters."
571
00:43:45,697 --> 00:43:46,689
I'm sorry.
572
00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:51,241
Hey, you know... I wasn't around
to teach him how to write a letter.
573
00:43:55,224 --> 00:43:56,224
You're here!
574
00:43:56,225 --> 00:43:57,856
Hey!
575
00:43:58,747 --> 00:43:59,347
C'mon...
576
00:43:59,348 --> 00:44:03,069
Okay, go on, go on, get out there.
I'll be out there in a minute.
577
00:44:11,338 --> 00:44:13,938
Brava! The conquering heroine!
578
00:44:16,974 --> 00:44:18,174
Thank you.
579
00:44:18,631 --> 00:44:19,831
Cheers.
580
00:44:21,587 --> 00:44:24,987
It's just one sip. I'm so happy for you.
581
00:44:24,988 --> 00:44:26,079
For us.
582
00:44:26,176 --> 00:44:27,476
For us.
583
00:44:34,830 --> 00:44:37,430
I'm sitting in the
chair, writhing in agony.
584
00:44:37,431 --> 00:44:41,562
A demon, a minor demon, is pinning
me there, fucking with my head.
585
00:44:41,563 --> 00:44:46,861
Abraxas, he says, I'm Abraxas.
The demon of lies and deceit.
586
00:44:46,862 --> 00:44:48,062
So.
587
00:44:48,871 --> 00:44:51,571
What do you want to
know about lies, my dear?
588
00:44:52,428 --> 00:44:57,328
I'm not a liar. I try again to get
up, this time I'm flayed, splayed...
589
00:44:57,461 --> 00:44:59,161
I feel myself screaming.
590
00:44:59,162 --> 00:45:01,063
I'll tell you about lies.
591
00:45:01,511 --> 00:45:06,811
There are white lies and black
lies... and many shades of Grey lies.
592
00:45:06,901 --> 00:45:09,101
But some lies are justified.
593
00:45:09,313 --> 00:45:11,913
Lies told out of kindness.
594
00:45:11,949 --> 00:45:13,849
Lies that preserve dignity.
595
00:45:13,913 --> 00:45:18,213
I haven't had a single bit of work
done. How old do you think I am?
596
00:45:18,288 --> 00:45:20,588
Lies that spare pain.
597
00:45:21,513 --> 00:45:22,813
35?
598
00:45:24,157 --> 00:45:25,757
Maybe 40?
599
00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:32,522
Everybody's a liar, dear.
600
00:45:34,162 --> 00:45:35,662
Look at that happening.
601
00:45:35,999 --> 00:45:39,299
She's about to tell her lover
something patently untrue.
602
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:40,350
I just want you to know that
603
00:45:40,351 --> 00:45:44,018
whatever had happened tonight in that
board meeting, we would have been fine.
604
00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:45,633
Look at their gestures.
605
00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:48,893
See how they touch each
other too intimately.
606
00:45:48,964 --> 00:45:51,864
How they avert their eyes
and cover their mouths.
607
00:45:52,193 --> 00:45:53,893
They lick their teeth.
608
00:45:54,037 --> 00:45:55,937
And hold their chins.
609
00:45:56,478 --> 00:45:59,478
They embellish their stories
with far too much detail.
610
00:45:59,479 --> 00:46:02,512
Anyway, I was shooting this story
with Truffaut and Anouk Aimée,
611
00:46:02,513 --> 00:46:08,245
and I had this big scene with her lover in the film,
and of course that day Anouk shows up on the set.
612
00:46:08,246 --> 00:46:11,786
But I don't care, because I know
exactly what I'm gonna do with the scene,
613
00:46:11,787 --> 00:46:16,346
and at the end of the scene, I have my big
closeup, and of course everything happens,
614
00:46:16,347 --> 00:46:22,324
my God, the emotion comes up, I chase it away, I
bring it back, it's rich, it's full, it's subtle.
615
00:46:22,325 --> 00:46:28,825
And at the end of the take, Truffaut turns to
Anouk and says, "Zat is ze way you should act."
616
00:46:30,048 --> 00:46:31,948
Can you imagine?
617
00:47:20,512 --> 00:47:21,812
Working?
618
00:47:22,258 --> 00:47:23,658
Yeah.
619
00:47:24,418 --> 00:47:27,618
Nick was such a pompous
ass. He ripped me to shreds.
620
00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:29,262
I don't like the sound of that.
621
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:32,418
No, it's
- it's good. It's good. I feel like...
622
00:47:33,257 --> 00:47:35,357
I'm on to something.
623
00:47:36,751 --> 00:47:38,051
Right.
624
00:47:39,582 --> 00:47:42,011
Well, I'll, uh, leave you to it.
625
00:47:42,012 --> 00:47:43,312
Tim?
626
00:47:45,197 --> 00:47:47,797
Can you stay here with me?
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