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>> KHLOE: Just pour it on her
head.
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I'll do it.
>> KOURTNEY: Honey, that's not
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nice.
>> KENDAL: Oh, my God!
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(all laughing)
>> KHLOE: Mom!
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Feel anything on your head?
Are you drunk?
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>> KRIS: (bleep)
What did you guys do to me...?
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(all laughing)
I can't stand.
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What's on my head? What is...?
It's not funny, Khloe.
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What's on my head?
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, my God, you did
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it to yourself in your sleep!
>> KHLOE: You don't notice the
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(bleep) you do?
>> KOURTNEY: You were
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sleepwalking.
>> KRIS: Okay.
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>> KENDAL: Here.
>> KRIS: No! Oh!
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Not on my Gucci jacket.
Are you insane?
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Khloe? Khloe?
(shrieks)
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>> SCOTT: What a nice way to
treat your mother after a long
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day.
>> KRIS: I'm tired and I'm in
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menopause and I haven't had
anything to drink in five days.
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>> All right, we're ready.
>> KRIS: No, no, no, you're
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right here.
>> KHLOE: The wind, you guys--
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is this necessary?
>> KRIS: Go change.
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Awful.
>> KOURTNEY: No, that is not
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cute.
>> Yeah, yeah, go on.
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>> ROBERT: I need someone to
make me laugh.
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>> KRIS: Where's Kim?
Kim is always late. Duh.
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>> KIM: I'm here.
>> KOURTNEY: Get out of our way.
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>> KIM: Stop, jealous.
>> KRIS: That's enough.
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>> BRUCE: Stop!
>> KRIS: That's enough.
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>> KIM: Stop.
>> All right, you guys.
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>> That's it, we're done.
>> Money.
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>> DOCTOR: Hi.
>> KHLOE/KIM: Hi.
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>> DOCTOR: How are you doing?
So I understand you're here to
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get your skin checked.
>> KHLOE: Yes.
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>> DOCTOR: Okay, great, great.
Let's get started.
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I'd like to take a look at you
from top to bottom.
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>> KHLOE: I'm going to the
dermatologist to get my moles
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checked, which I do every three
to six months, and Kim's along
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with me because she's nosy and
just wants to come.
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I do have a history with skin
cancer.
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I've actually had three to
five inches of skin removed on
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my back, and I have, like, a
pretty big scar.
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>> KIM: She has a freckle on her
toe right there.
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>> DOCTOR: She actually has...
Oh, that's just dirt.
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(Khloe laughs)
>> DOCTOR: Okay, now, has this
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one been growing or changing?
>> KHLOE: I don't know.
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I've had it for so long.
>> DOCTOR: See, I would ask that
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dark spot over here?
>> KHLOE: Yeah?
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>> DOCTOR: And it has multiple
colors?
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>> KHLOE: Yeah?
>> DOCTOR: I think that we need
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to remove it and test it to make
sure it's not melanoma.
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>> KHLOE: Okay. Don't tell Mom.
She, like, freaks out.
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But we'll tell her if
it's something bad.
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My mom gets so freaked out about
anything.
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And I don't want to stress
anyone out.
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Right now it's nothing, so why
tell?
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>> DOCTOR: You ready?
Okay, you're gonna feel a little
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pinch, all right?
>> KHLOE: No!
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>> DOCTOR: Here goes.
Some burning.
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(Khloe laughing)
>> KIM: All right, this is just
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a little mole we're taking off,
not her foot, right?
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>> KHLOE: He's amputating my
toe!
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>> DOCTOR: All right.
>> KHLOE: Touch it or something.
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Make sure it...
>> DOCTOR: All right, tell me
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if you feel anything, okay?
>> KHLOE: Oh, (bleep)
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>> DOCTOR: Here it goes.
That hurt?
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>> KHLOE: Oh, no!
>> DOCTOR: Okay, okay.
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>> KIM: Oh, I saw it, I saw it.
Ew!
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>> DOCTOR: We're gonna test that
and make sure it's not melanoma.
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>> KHLOE: Then what happens if
it is?
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What else do you remove?
>> DOCTOR: Well, let's not get
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ahead of ourself and just see
what the biopsy shows.
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>> KHLOE: See what the results
are.
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>> KOURTNEY: I really don't know
what I'm getting, do you?
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>> SCOTT: I can't say that I do.
>> KOURTNEY: I can't believe
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it's gonna be our two-year
anniversary soon.
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>> SCOTT: I know, it's crazy.
>> KOURTNEY: Isn't that when
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you're supposed to, like...
>> SCOTT: Elope?
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>> KOURTNEY: ...reevaluate your
situation or something?
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>> SCOTT: What do you want to
reevaluate?
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>> KOURTNEY: No, I don't know.
I think it's, like, a rule.
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Mine and Scott's two-year
anniversary's coming up and I
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really cannot believe it's been
that long.
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>> SCOTT: I think everything's
fine now, don't you?
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>> KOURTNEY: Yeah. No, I'm
saying I'm glad.
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I feel like it's a normal
healthy relationship.
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>> SCOTT: Is there anything
bothering you at this point?
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Or it's almost 100% perfect?
>> KOURTNEY: I love Scott, and
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our relationship is going really
well, but there's still that
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trust issue that hasn't gone
away.
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>> KOURTNEY: He has a text
message from somebody called "My
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wife," and it says, "I loved
looking into your eyes last
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night." (Kim gasps)
Then he wrote, "I wish I could
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come to L.A. for a week and not
tell Kourt."
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>> SCOTT: Thank God, it's gone
to a perfect place.
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>> KRIS: Oh, good, I get the
street.
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>> KIM: I'm starving.
>> KOURTNEY: You are?
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>> KIM: Yeah. I wanted to talk
to about what's going on with
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Dash.
Even though Squidge really isn't
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my deal, I feel like we need
a new location.
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We need to make it bigger.
>> KRIS: I agree. A fresh start.
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>> KIM: I mean, it just doesn't
represent us.
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>> KRIS: You guys need a fresh
start.
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>> KIM: I set up a really big
meeting today with my sisters
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and my mom to discuss the future
of our stores.
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>> KRIS: Have you talked to
Khloe?
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>> KOURTNEY: She didn't come
home last night.
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>> KRIS: She knew this was a big
meeting for you guys and we need
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to get organized.
>> KIM: Call her.
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>> KRIS: What time is it?
Where's my Blackberry?
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>> KIM: It's just...
it's not okay.
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>> KOURTNEY: Normally, I talk to
her all day long.
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She hasn't even called me once
today.
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>> KIM: She's gonna kill me for
saying anything, so you guys
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have to promise that you're not
gonna tell her that I said
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anything
>> KOURTNEY: Well, obviously,
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tell us.
>> KIM: I went with her to her
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doctor's appointment...
>> KOURTNEY: Right.
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>> KIM: ...and the doctor was
concerned about something and
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wanted to do a little biopsy on
something just to make sure that
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it was okay.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, but I don't
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think that has to do with this.
>> KRIS: Why would she tell her
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not to tell us if nothing was
wrong?
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>> KIM: I think you're just too
dramatic.
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You have to promise you will not
say anything to Khloe.
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>> KRIS: I won't say anything,
Kim.
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The fact that she didn't show up
today is totally out of
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character for her.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, that's a
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little weird.
>> KIM: That's weird.
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(ringtones play)
>> SCOTT: Hello?
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Hey. Um, I don't really know,
like, exactly, but probably,
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like, tomorrow, I don't know.
Everything's good, though,
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with it?
All right, so I'll talk to you
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tomorrow.
All right, bye.
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>> KOURTNEY: Who was that?
>> SCOTT: It was just Tom.
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>> KOURTNEY: That did not sound
like how you guys talk.
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You guys talk ten million times
a day.
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>> SCOTT: Right, no, but he was
just asking me something random
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about talking to him tomorrow
about something.
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I told him I was about to
go to bed, so I was, like, "Talk
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to you tomorrow."
>> KOURTNEY: Whatever.
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>> SCOTT: Whatever. Look, last
call.
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>> KOURTNEY: TM?
>> SCOTT: Yeah.
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>> KOURTNEY: So when do you put
Tom in your phone as TM?
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>> SCOTT: He got a new number,
so I put it in as TM because I
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already have stored as Tom Tom
and Tom Wall.
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>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> SCOTT: "Okay," nothing.
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>> KOURTNEY: Okay, you're right.
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>> KRIS: Hey, Kim.
>> KIM: Have you talked to
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Khloe?
>> KRIS: I haven't heard from
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her today.
What's going on?
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>> KIM: I've been trying to get
a hold of her since, like,
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yesterday afternoon.
Her phone's been off.
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It's really weird.
>> KRIS: Did you call Dash?
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>> KIM: I've called everyone at
Dash.
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None of the girls know where
she's at.
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>> KRIS: What's going on with
her?
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>> KIM: She didn't sleep home
last night.
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>> KRIS: So Khloe's had a
biopsy.
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It's been days since the
results, and I know they're in.
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It's really normal for me to
think something could be really
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wrong.
I went through that whole skin-
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cancer-scare thing with her,
which was really serious.
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For all I know, Khloe could be
in a hospital somewhere getting
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a treatment for something.
Khloe's been down this road
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before, and it's always been an
initial scare, but everything
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always turns out okay, so I know
that...
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>> KHLOE (on voicemail): Hi,
you've reached my voicemail.
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Leave a message.
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>> SCOTT: Hey.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey, doll.
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>> SCOTT: I'm going to get out
of here.
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>> KOURTNEY: Where are you
going?
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>> SCOTT: I'm going to run a
couple... just random things I
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got to do, nothing big.
>> KOURTNEY: Like what?
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>> SCOTT: Oh, just stupid
stuff-- like not a big deal.
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>> KOURTNEY: Scott tells me he's
got to go run an errand.
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Things are getting really shady
around here.
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>> SCOTT: All right, I got to
run. I'm late.
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>> KOURTNEY: I'm going to get
to the bottom of this, and I'm
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going to follow Scott until I
know what the (bleep) is
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going on.
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I drive by and I see him
talking to another girl, giving
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her a hug.
Oh, my God.
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I don't even know what to do.
I'm so in shock.
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I'm so over this.
I'm just done with Scott and his
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(bleep) stories.
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>> SCOTT: What are you doing?
>> KOURTNEY: It's not cool to
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lie.
>> SCOTT: What?!
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>> KOURTNEY: I can't believe I
caught Scott with my own two
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eyes with another girl.
I'm so over this.
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I'm over Scott.
I've just got to get him the
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(bleep) out of my house.
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>> SCOTT: Kourtney, what the
(bleep)?!
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Hello?
What are you doing?
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>> KOURTNEY: Why don't you go to
your girlfriend's house that
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you've been hanging out with?
>> SCOTT: What are you even
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talking about?
>> KOURTNEY: Figure it out.
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>> SCOTT: Figure what out?
I didn't do anything, and you
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always think I'm doing
something.
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>> KOURTNEY: Yeah...
>> SCOTT: What?
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>> KOURTNEY: You put those
thoughts in my head a long time
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ago.
>> SCOTT: So you're going to
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throw my (bleep) on the ground?
>> KOURTNEY: He is just lying
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straight to my face.
Like, get the (bleep) out of my
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house and out of my life.
>> SCOTT: I try to frickin' do
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things for you and this is the
way you repay me.
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Fine.
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>> KRIS: I finally get in touch
with Khloe.
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Because I'm not supposed to let
Khloe know that I know she got a
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biopsy, I'm going to have to
figure out another way in.
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What do you think this is for?
>> KHLOE: It's a light to look
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up your vagina tunnel.
>> KRIS: Va-jay-jay?
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>> KHLOE: Sure.
>> KRIS: I'm so glad you came
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with me to the doctor today.
>> KHLOE: Mom, I'm supportive.
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What else do you want from me?
>> KRIS: You know, if you ever
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needed me to go to a doctor's
appointment with you, I would
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go.
>> KHLOE: What the (bleep) are
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you talking about?
>> KRIS: If you ever wanted me
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to go with you, I would go with
you.
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>> KHLOE: Go with me where?
>> KRIS: To like, any kind of an
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appointment you might have.
>> KHLOE: Did Kim happen to tell
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you anything about a doctor's
appointment?
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>> KRIS: What do you mean did
Kim tell me something?
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>> KHLOE: Well, why are you
being all inquisitive about
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doctor's offices and stuff?
Where is this coming from?
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You just randomly thought about
this off the top of your head?
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>> KRIS: No, we're sitting in in
a doctor's office, and I just
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wanted you to know that I'm
always here for you, too.
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>> KHLOE: No. I think you are
being (bleep) shady.
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>> KRIS: Khloe, what about the
huge business meeting?
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You don't show up, and Kourtney
said you didn't come home the
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night before.
>> KHLOE: I mean, honestly I
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really thought you brought me
here to spend time with you and
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like, it's like a bonding thing
and you really wanted to take me
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to lunch and hang out, but
obviously, this is not really
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why I'm here.
And you're trying to like,
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get (bleep) out of me.
And it's not cool.
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>> KRIS: Who gets that angry if
there's nothing wrong?
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Khloe wouldn't be this mad at me
trying to get into her business
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if she didn't have something to
hide.
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>> KHLOE: I have to go.
>> KRIS: Khloe, Khloe...
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>> KHLOE: I'm going to lunch
with my real sister.
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>> KRIS: That's so not fair.
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>> KIM: Kourt, why are all of
Scott's clothes here?
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>> KOURTNEY: Because he is
cheating on me with some nasty
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whore.
>> KIM: Who?
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>> KOURTNEY: I don't know.
This girl-- I saw them.
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I saw it with my own eyes.
>> KIM: You saw it with your own
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eyes?
>> KOURTNEY: I called you.
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You don't answer your phone
ever.
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I called you like three times.
>> KIM: Tell me.
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>> KOURTNEY: He was talking on
the phone, and I could clearly
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hear a girl's voice and he was
like, "I'm talking to Tom."
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And I looked in his phone.
It says "T.M."
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And I just knew that something
was going on.
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And then I followed him, and I
saw him with my own eyes with a
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girl like clearly right in front
of me.
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>> KIM: Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Scott really wanted to surprise
Kourtney for their anniversary
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so last week he asked me to go
to a jewelry store with him.
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Let's look at the watches.
We find the perfect watch for
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Kourtney.
It has the yellow gold and the
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diamonds that Kourtney's always
wanted.
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>> SCOTT: I'm Scott.
>> NATASHA: Natasha.
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>> KIM: Hi, I'm Kim.
>> SCOTT: And this is Kim.
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>> NATASHA: Hi. Natasha.
>> KIM: Nice to meet you.
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>> SCOTT: All right, so perfect.
>> NATASHA: Yeah.
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>> SCOTT: Two days?
>> KIM: So I've been talking to
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him on the phone, and I said
pretend that I'm Tom.
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>> KOURTNEY: Oh!
>> KIM: He just wanted to give
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you a nice gift for your
anniversary.
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>> KOURTNEY: I (bleep) up.
Oh, my God.
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I just feel like such an idiot.
I didn't trust Scott.
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>> KIM: This has to be a lesson
for you.
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>> KOURTNEY: I just feel awful.
What do I do?
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Please tell me.
He's not going to answer my
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calls.
>> KIM: You just call him and
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you just say...
>> KOURTNEY: No, I'm sure he's
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at Sean's house.
Like, he has no other friends
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here.
>> KIM: Go there and talk to
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him.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't know, what
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if I get there and he's like,
won't speak to me or something?
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>> KIM: Then he's so dumb, and
you shouldn't be with him,
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seriously.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm just scared
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that he won't even want to talk
to me, and that I don't know
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what to do from there.
>> KIM: I'm gonna go call him
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and give him a heads up of
what's going on, and that I
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ruined the whole surprise.
>> KOURTNEY: Will you find out
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if he's at Sean's, and then I'll
go there.
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>> KIM: Yeah, for sure.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, thanks.
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>> KRIS: All right, Lisa, you
can be here tomorrow?
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Okay.
All right, yeah.
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Yeah.
And then Khloe will show up
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after everybody else.
Khloe's having a really hard
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time telling me what's wrong.
So I've asked her friends and
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some family to come over to
offer their love and support for
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Khloe.
I'm just going to let her know
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that we're here for her no
matter what.
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So she's in a place where she
feels safe and loved and once
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and for all tells what's going
on.
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All right, bye.
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(doorbell rings)
>> KOURTNEY: I totally
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understand if Scott doesn't want
to talk to me for a while, but I
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really hope he does.
>> SEAN: Hold on, let me see if
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he's ready to talk to you
'cause I don't... you know?
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>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> SEAN: Hold on one second,
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okay?
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, okay.
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I just feel awful for not
trusting him.
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>> SEAN: Come in.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
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>> SEAN: I've been taking care
of him all day.
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He's like a sad little puppy.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey, doll.
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>> SCOTT: What's up?
>> KOURTNEY: I just had to tell
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you that I'm really sorry.
>> SCOTT: You couldn't have
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called me?
>> KOURTNEY: No, I wanted to
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talk to you.
And I just found out from Kim
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that you were trying to get me a
surprise for our anniversary,
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and I had no idea.
>> SCOTT: And I didn't try to
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explain that to you while you
were going crazy on me?
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>> KOURTNEY: No.
You were acting so shady.
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And, like, our past history,
like...
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>> SCOTT: But that's the past,
and we've left that there.
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>> KOURTNEY: And you're right.
I mean, I feel really, really
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bad, and I obviously made a big
mistake.
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>> SCOTT: Big.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
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So are you ready to come home?
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>> SCOTT: What am I gonna do,
sit here with Sean for the rest
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of my life?
>> KOURTNEY: I hope not.
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>> SCOTT: Keeps asking me if I
want to sleep in bed with him.
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He's sick.
>> KOURTNEY: You probably love
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it.
>> SCOTT: I love you.
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Thanks for trying to grow up.
>> KOURTNEY: I love you.
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>> SCOTT: Ah.
>> KOURTNEY: I just feel awful
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for not trusting him.
If I want to be with him and
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move forward in this
relationship, I really have to
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let it go.
>> SCOTT: Hi, Sean.
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>> SEAN: Okay, I can see you
guys are all better now.
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>> KOURTNEY: Yes.
>> SCOTT: I mean, she came to
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her senses.
>> SEAN: I mean, he almost left
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you for me.
>> KOURTNEY: You would love it.
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>> SEAN: I would.
>> KOURTNEY: I acted like a
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psychopath.
>> SCOTT: Crazy.
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>> SEAN: It's okay.
>> KOURTNEY: For no reason.
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>> SCOTT: I told him the story.
>> SEAN: This is so cute.
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This is like a romantic moment.
Let me see you guys kiss, kiss.
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>> SCOTT: I am happy to see
this, brother.
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>> KOURTNEY: Ew.
>> SCOTT: I love you.
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(doorbell rings)
>> KRIS: Oh, look, it's Maria,
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everybody.
>> MARIA: Hi!
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>> KRIS: Hey, how are you?
>> BRUCE: Good to see you again.
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>> KRIS: Oh, my God, you're
almost ready to pop.
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>> MARIA: I know.
>> KRIS: How are you feeling?
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So I brought everybody here,
friends and family from all over
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the place, to lend Khloe love
and support.
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And I don't know how she's gonna
react.
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I'm really, really grateful that
you guys all came to be here
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today because I'm really
worried about Khloe.
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Couple years ago, she had her
breast biopsy.
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She had pre-cancer cells.
She's had things removed from
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her back.
So I know this time that
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something's wrong.
>> KIM: What if Khloe is totally
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fine and this has nothing to do
with being sick or anything
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like that?
My mom is nuts.
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>> KRIS: I can't force her to
tell me what's wrong with her.
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>> MJ: Why don't you just ask
her?
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>> KRIS: I tried.
>> MJ: Obviously, she doesn't
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want to tell you right now.
Maybe she's a little afraid, you
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know, scared.
>> KRIS: Well, exactly.
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And that's why I brought all of
you here together.
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Because if she is afraid, we
need to let her know that we
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really love her.
Oh, my God.
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>> KHLOE: Hello.
>> GIRL: Uh-oh.
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>> KRIS: Hey, Khloe.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God, what's
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going on here?
>> KRIS: Here she is.
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>> KHLOE: What's happening?
>> MALIKA: Hi, honey.
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>> KHLOE: Malika, why are you
here?
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>> KRIS: Khloe, I've asked
everybody to come over today,
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because I really feel like
you've been hiding something
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from me.
And this is really hard for me
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to say...
>> KHLOE: Is this a joke?
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>> KRIS: ...but I want you to
know...
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>> KHLOE: What is this, like,
an intervention?
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I'm more than lost.
>> KRIS: No, we are here to tell
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you that it's okay for you to
tell me if you're sick.
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>> KHLOE: Like, mentally sick?
Like what?
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>> KRIS: No, Khloe, not mentally
sick.
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I know you've been to the
doctor.
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You wouldn't tell me about your
biopsy that you got.
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Khloe, you can tell me.
>> KHLOE: Kim.
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First of all, you guys are all
freaking nuts, and I'm so sorry
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all you guys had to come out
here.
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Are you, like, this menopausal
that, like, you just need
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something to do to put all your
energy to?
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>> KRIS: What about the meeting
we were supposed to have?
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You don't show up and Kourtney
said you didn't come home the
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night before.
What was that all about?
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>> KHLOE: Who cares?
>> KRIS: Explain that.
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>> KHLOE: I was at a boy's
house!
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Why do you care?!
>> MJ: A boy?
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>> KRIS: A boy's house?
(laughter)
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>> KHLOE: I'm not dying!
This is ridiculous.
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This is the time that we need to
be concerned about Kris.
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>> KRIS: Are you not sick?
>> KHLOE: I'm, no, I'm not.
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You knew I was dating someone.
You let people come here, and
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you didn't feel the need to say
anything?
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>> MALIKA: I had no idea I was
gonna see all of these people.
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(laughter)
And I didn't think you wanted me
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to tell them your business like
that.
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>> KHLOE: Well, I don't.
>> KIM: Khloe, Malika knows and
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I don't?
What about us?
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I want to meet him.
>> KHLOE: I would rather have
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you guys meet him than this one.
>> MJ: I know. Bring him down.
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>> KRIS: She gets to meet him
and I don't get to meet him?
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>> KHLOE: You're a nightmare
when it comes to meeting boys.
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You're like, "When are you
getting married?
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How many kids?
The house is gonna be right next
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door to mine."
>> KRIS: Am I that bad?
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>> KHLOE: Kris can meet the guy
I'm dating after my honeymoon.
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>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
>> KHLOE: Mom, no.
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You don't deserve a hug.
You are... Seriously, someone,
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the next intervention is for
her.
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We're gonna admit her.
>> MJ: We're just glad you're
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all right.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm excited to meet
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Rashad.
Are you?
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>> SCOTT: Yeah, I'm excited to
meet Khloe's new man.
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>> KHLOE: Hi, guys.
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>> KOURTNEY: Thank you.
I'm excited to meet Rashad.
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Are you?
>> SCOTT: Yeah, I'm excited to
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meet Khloe's new man.
What do you think he's gonna be
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like?
>> KOURTNEY: I don't know.
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I cannot believe that Khloe and
I live together, and she's kept
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this a secret from me.
I am so excited to meet Rashad.
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I feel like she must like him.
She never introduces us to
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anyone.
>> SCOTT: Yeah, she is on a lot
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of...
>> KOURTNEY: Like ever.
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Like, she won't even mention...
Oh, here they are.
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>> KHLOE: Hi, guys.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey.
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>> RASHAD: What's up?
>> SCOTT: What's going on?
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>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> KHLOE: It's so nerve-racking
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to introduce the guy I'm dating
to everyone.
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Rob...
>> ROBERT: Wait, you're being
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real, right?
>> RASHAD: I'm being real.
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>> ROBERT: See, I told you.
>> ADRIENNE: Khloe.
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>> KOURTNEY: I'm actually having
a really good time, and no
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one's really hassling me.
>> KIM: Hi, guys!
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Who's this lucky man?
>> KOURTNEY: Oh.
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Rashad, Kim.
Kim...
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>> KIM: Hi, nice to meet you.
>> RASHAD: You, too.
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>> KIM: Rashad plays for the
Minnesota Timberwolves.
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And he seems like a really nice
guy.
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But I'm definitely gonna step in
and make sure that this guy does
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not take advantage of my sister
and treats her really good.
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All I'm telling you, Rashad, is
if you hurt my sister...
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>> RASHAD: You're gonna kill me.
>> KIM: ...I will hurt you.
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Do you understand me?
>> RASHAD: Do you want the fork
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and knife?
I don't want you to stab me,
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but...
>> KIM: Buddy old pal, do you
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understand me?
>> RASHAD: I do, I do, I do.
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>> KHLOE: The pressure of dating
freaks me the (bleep) out.
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That's why it's private.
And this is stressing me out
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even more.
>> RASHAD: I like that.
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That feels good.
>> KIM: All right, we're gonna
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be good friends then.
>> RASHAD: Ah...
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Keeping Up
with the Kardashians:
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>> KRIS: You can't not go to
Reggie's first game.
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>> KIM: Reggie's gonna have to
understand that I need to focus
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at my career right now.
>> REGGIE: Really, really not
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cool.
>> KHLOE: Hello?
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My publicist Beth offered me
this amazing opportunity to go
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to New York and host a fashion
show.
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I'm going to move to New York.
>> KRIS: You're not going to New
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York.
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