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What's this emergency?
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Oh my god.
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I know, right?
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It's like... a dick.
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Ladies, we have a lot to discuss.
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Becca, have a seat.
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If it has to do with anything with that
thing that Kelsey's holding, I might as
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well go back to my room and study.
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Becca, if you want to go to your room
and...
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Fuck a book or whatever it is you
normally do.
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That's fine.
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But FYI, this whole holier -than -thou
art vibe is
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so not cute.
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Ladies, we have a problem.
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Eyes up, ears wide.
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That's better.
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Ladies, we have a problem. Nay, we have
two fucking problems.
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Can anyone name one of them?
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Yes, Kelsey, you may speak.
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We're sorry of three sisters?
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Correct, Kelsey.
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And the way Rush Week is going, we will
be shut down by the end of the semester
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due to lack of membership.
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Can anyone name problem number two?
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What is problem number two?
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The problem, Becca, is that every
student here at Northside State thinks
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that I'm an anal slut thanks to one
Trevor Taylor.
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Man, how extraordinary.
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Many leaders in my position would
consider problems like this
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insurmountable. But I like to see them
as opportunities.
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In particular, I see this as an
opportunity to draw attention to our
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sorority and gain a slew of new pledges
before we get the chop.
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What do you mean?
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I mean Kappa Zeta Alpha is rebranding.
We're no longer
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just a sorority.
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We're in an ultra -exclusive, ultra
-specific kind of sisterhood.
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From now on, we are, or at least will
become, the top anal sluts on campus.
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Starting now.
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That's insane, Ash. Do you really want
people to think that about us?
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They already do.
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So we might as well embrace it.
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No such thing as bad press.
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Right? This is ridiculous.
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I'm going to my room.
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Fine, virgin.
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More fun for us.
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Ugh.
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Ugh.
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She's so lame. Can you believe her?
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You're on my side right now.
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Yeah, of course.
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Oh, yay.
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You always were my favorite.
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My room, one hour. We'll be streaming it
live across campus.
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I'll send you the link.
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Thank you.
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Shit!
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Ash, what's wrong?
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God, Ash. What are you doing?
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Well, well, well.
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Look who just decided to join the dark
side.
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My God, I'm sorry. I thought you were
dying or something.
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Of pleasure, maybe.
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But... You wouldn't know anything about
that, now would you, V -Card?
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You don't know what you're missing out
on.
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Sex is the best feeling in this
disgusting, unforeseen world.
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I don't know.
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Let me show you.
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I don't know, Ash.
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Becca, you have nothing to worry about.
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Just follow my lead and we'll show these
Northside State bitches that we're not
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just a bunch of sorority bimbos.
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Okay. You're always talking me into the
craziest things.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Trav is going to go batshit about this.
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Trav?
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Yeah, duh.
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Don't you want that loser to see what
he's missing out on?
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Don't worry. I already said I'm delayed.
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I guess you're right.
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Okay.
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Let's find you the second sluttiest
ensemble ever.
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Hey, Northside State!
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Becca and Ashley of Kappa Zeta Alpha
stating our newest mission statement.
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From this day forward, Kappa Zeta Alpha
are the top anal sluts on campus, and
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any girls who wish to join us are
welcome to rush KZA this week.
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As you may have heard, I, Ashley
Andrews, have already been publicly
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anal slut.
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Now, it's time for me to pass that title
on to my dear sisters.
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Becca Bleeker!
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Watch and learn, bitches. And don't
forget to rush KZA today.
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First, the ceremonial bite.
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Yeah.
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off the door.
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Let me in.
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Tough pitties. You're late.
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You wait.
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Yes, yes, please.
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Yes, please, yes, please. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
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Mmm.
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Fuck, that's so good.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my God, yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You're still fucking hot.
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Fuck, you're still fucking hot.
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Oh my god, you're the best I've ever
seen.
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Oh my god, yes.
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Fuck.
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That feels so good.
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That feels so good.
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Yes, that feels so fucking good.
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Yes,
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yes, yes.
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Oh my
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God, I swear I love
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your fucking hot breath on my ass.
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You crazy fucking bitch!
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um
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Yes. Uh -huh.
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Yes, I'm like...
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oh fuck yes please it's so good
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See ya. See ya.
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yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
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Fucking time.
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Oh, my God, he has.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah, I'm gonna write that for you to
see. I'm gonna write that for you to
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Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes,
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yes, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes,
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yes, yes, yes.
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Fuck, yes, yes. Fuck, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Fuck.
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Yes, yes.
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Fuck.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Kappa Zeta Alpha.
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