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Hey, Dad, I have a question.

Yes?

Um, well, well, I was going to ask a question about,

um... What?

Well, the school is letting a lot of the kids go on the thing where I need a

signature, so I was kind of curious if you could sign it for me.

Um, what, you mean a class trip?

Yeah, like, all, everyone's going. All the kids are going.

Well,

look, I'm sorry, I can't sign anything for you. I mean, you've not really

been very good. I mean, you're getting, like, really bad grades.

You've been getting in trouble, and worst of all, you've been disrespecting

mother, like, crazily.

Well, I think I should be able to go, like, I...

I just think you should let me. I mean, there's no problem to it.

What do you mean there's no problem to it? I haven't done anything to you.

Well, it doesn't matter if you've done anything to me.

I mean, come on.

No, I can't sign it. I can't sign it. No. You have to sign it. I cannot miss

on this trip. All my friends are going.

Well, just because all your friends are going doesn't mean that you're not going

on a trip. I can't sign that, okay?

You have to.

I don't have to.

What do you mean I have to? I really think it's not fair if you aren't going

sign it.

I can only go if your signature is there, and I really don't want to ask

Well, you know what?

Maybe you should ask mom.

You've been talking back to her and disrespecting her. You know what? That's

really cool, is it? It would just be awkward asking mom. Like, I don't see

you can't just be generous and sign the paper for me.

Um, no, I can't.

Please.

Please.

Please. Seriously?

Yes. Are you seriously begging?

Yes, I am begging you. You have to let me go.

No, I don't have to let you go.

Please. What the fuck are you doing?

Come on. Just...

You have to let me go. What are you talking about? No, stop that. Your

watching TV in the other room. I don't care. I do.

Come on. Like, seriously.

Will you let me go? Like, for real?

I can't.

Please, just let me go. Let me go.

I want to be able to go.

Come on.

Please sign my paper.

Please. I don't want to let you think about it.

Okay, are the eggs done yet?

Um, no, not yet, huh?

Did you take the trash out? I missed you last night. I think I heard the trash

man. Um, the idea, I think I did.

Yeah. Uh, yeah.

What?

Are you going to bring breakfast out?

Um, yeah, yeah, I'll bring breakfast out in a minute.

So am I a good girl now? Am I able to go?

I'm thinking about it.

Yeah. Oh, God.

Three -second rule.

Oh, shit.

Don't tell your mother.

Don't tell your mother I did that.

Edwin? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you burn the eggs?

Um, no, no, actually. They just got done.

Okay.

All right?

Table's ready. Come on. Um, okay. All right.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Hi. What were you just doing?

Um, uh, not what you think.

Uh, how's it going?

What's going on, Danny?

Good. Um, so, that was kind of creepy.

What do you mean?

What were you just doing? I wasn't asleep.

Uh, okay, what are you talking about?

You were just spilling my ass.

Um...

You were sleeping.

Uh, I looked like I was sleeping.

Doesn't mean I actually was sleeping.

Um... But, anyways, that's not the point.

Are you going to sign her permission slip?

What? For the field trip. I want to go.

And I want her to go with me.

What are you talking about? I mean... What?

You're talking about the field trip?

Yes! You know you're supposed to sign the permission slip? Oh, my God. Look, I

can't sign that.

Why? Because she has been being very disrespectful to her mother.

You know, I just cannot sign it. Oh, my God. Okay, but she's not going on a

trip. She's not going to be with me, and I'm going to have to be alone.

And what am I going to do on a trip by myself without my best friend?

I like you, Danny. You two have been friends as far back as I can remember.

Can you just sign the paper?

No, I can't sign the papers. Please.

Please, I... I mean... I can probably think of something that

could make you sign it.

What are you talking about?

Can I have my drink back, please?

No.

Why don't you just sign it? I mean...

I can make you sign it.

She's my best friend. I want her to go.

I can't just let her go. I can't just sign it and let her go.

Are you sure about that?

Danny, what are you doing?

Come on.

I've seen the way that you've looked at me.

I mean, we've been friends for a while now.

Do you think I haven't noticed?

Well...

What are you doing?

Come on.

You're going to wake up Rosalind.

So?

I want her to go on that trip.

Please?

Look, um... I can't

just...

Please read the sign.

Just sit down.

I just really want her to go.

That's your day.

What are we doing now?

We can lay down. We can switch.

watching that tight little pussy of mine.

Sorry, Dad.

Sign that permission slip now.

Good morning, Daddy.

What the hell are you two doing?

Well, we have I bought you Danish and coffee.

Some coffee.

For what?

Well, Danny told me what happened yesterday.

What? I mean, what did you expect? She's my best friend.

Best friends tell each other everything.

Exactly.

So... What?

Here.

Drink up.

Okay, and... Cherry, your favorite.

Well, yeah, okay.

Alright, so what... What are you guys... What the hell are you wearing?

Um... Something a little fun. Yeah.

You know.

So we were wondering if we could persuade you.

You know, you wouldn't sign my paperwork.

And she really wants to go on that trip. And I really want her to go on that

trip. Obviously.

Yeah, so I guess since Danny's method didn't work out, you know, we thought we

could try something new.

So, I mean... Don't get crumbs on the bed.

This is... This is not even my fault. It's just whatever.

Besides the point, Dad.

You have to let me go on this trip with her. Like, you can't deny it. Like, we

have to.

She's my best friend, and I really want to go on this trip with her.

Oh, God. You know, I told you. I mean, she's been good lately, right?

Yeah, I'm good enough to sit here right here like this for you, like.

Well, I really don't.

It's not that you guys don't look good in those.

You definitely do, but.

Dad. What? Come on. Come on.

Please?

You have two, like, two of us right in front of you.

Well, yeah, okay.

I mean, isn't it hot at all that Danny and I look similar?

Dad?

What are you getting at?

It's like we could be twins.

Well, we wanted to have a little bit of fun.

Um.

Why?

She's my best friend. Did you expect me to keep that type of secret from my best

friend? We always tell each other everything.

Really? Everything.

She even knows about the kitchen, Dad.

You can't deny it.

Okay, well, you know what? Those were probably the best eggs that I've ever

Even still.

Oh, God, you know I can't just sign that paperwork.

You've got to ask your mom, and I know your mom is, like, super pissed at you.

Come on.

She's just a bitch anyway.

Yeah. Hey, don't say that about my wife.

I'm so sorry.

Well, you sure weren't thinking about her in the kitchen, Daddy.

And I'm sure we can do way better anyway.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. This is... See, you're already home. Is your

mother still home or did she leave for work?

She's gone.

Maybe. Maybe.

I don't know. What do you mean maybe? I'm pretty sure her car's gone. Look, is

she still home?

No. I mean, I don't know.

I mean, who cares? She's not here.

No, no, wait, wait. Seriously, seriously. Is she still home?

She's probably gone. What do you mean probably? She's at the shopping market,

Dad. She's gone. She's getting supper dinner.

Come in.

You know you want it.

This is just so fucked up.

I already know you want it, Dad. You already decided to cream pie my best

friend. Oh, my God.

I mean, she's already sucked her dick, so...

Come

on, we'll do this for you, and you can sign the papers for her.

Come on, you let me go on this trip.

We'll do good things for you, though.

What's so important about this trip, anyway?

It's just we've never been on a trip together, and this is our chance.

It's out of the country, Daddy.

Exactly. You have to let me.

Imagine how much fun you'd be letting us have.

And how good you'd make us feel.

How good you would feel.

Oh, my God.

You better stop being nice to your mother.

Okay. Yeah, for sure.

But you have to kind of also help out with Adeem. What do you mean?

Oh, God. How about you let Danny suck your dick, Daddy?

What?

See? You just got to get used to it. Get used to it? Are you telling me that if

I sign that permission slip, this isn't going to end? This will keep going on

and on?

Over and over?

I mean... Maybe.

Potentially.

You got to show us that you want it, though.

Actually, you have to show me that you want it.

It's my signature on that paper.

Well, that doesn't seem like a problem.

I mean, we're probably going to be better than her mom anyways.

Daddy, do you want to see us give each other a little kiss?

Let's see. Oh, yeah.

She struck my cock.

Oh, my God.

I mean I think this will make you sign the paper.

Let's take these off.

I don't think we need our pen gone, do we?

No.

Let's get up there.

If you even want, I can call you Daddy, too, if you want.

I mean,

we can do more than just blow you.

What do you have in mind?

Well, why don't you let Danny ride you?

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Amen.

Oh, dear.

Oh, my God.

Does that feel good?

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Slow it down, slow it down. There you go.

God, that looks so hot.

Take that off.

Take that off.

Oh,

that sucks.

That sucks.

Just hold it right there. Hold it right there. Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, God,

yes. Is that okay?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, my gosh. Oh,

my gosh.

Oh.

Oh,

you

are... Oh.

Oh.

Looks like Daddy's liking that. I think he is liking it.

Are you going to do the same?

No.

You like that, Daddy?

Daddy likes it. You all touch with these feet, don't you?

Yeah, he does.

Oh.

Here, I can sit on it for you again, Daddy.

Look at all of that ass up on that dick.

That looks so good, Danny.

Oh, I'm crying.

Daddy's on a pushy.

Oh, my God. You

like your ass a little bit, don't you? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

That feels so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Go ahead and write his dick.

Come on, we've got to show him that we're going to get this fucking trip

baby.

Are

you

going to come, Daddy?

I just might.

Okay, Daddy, come.

Well, are you going to sign that paper?

Are you?

Yeah, yeah, I'll sign it, I'll sign it.

Are you?

Yeah, I'll sign it. Are you sure?

Yes.

Well, it looks like we can finish our game.

Oh my god, you just get a really fucking nervous after.

Thank you.

Can I help? Yeah.

Here it comes, here it comes

So are you going to sign that permission? Yes, I will sign it. Go get

and I'll sign it. You sure you're going to sign it?

It's a little sensitive, huh?

Yes, it's very sensitive.

I'll sign it. I'll sign it. Are you positive you're going to sign it?

I will sign it. I will sign it, okay?

Okay, well, I think it's a deal breaker.

I guess I'll go get it.

And if you don't sign it, I can always tell her mom.

Okay, well, I'll go sign it. Go get the paperwork.

Okay. Thanks, Daddy.

You're very welcome. Thanks, Daddy.