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This is outrageous!
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We're the best twin gamers in the world.
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Did you not see us
at the Twin Cyber Olympics?
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Nah, I did.
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The answer's still no.
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Mom, checkbook.
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And Mr. Calhoun,
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I'm sure that a dirty old poor person
like you making 30 grand a year
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could benefit from a little,
I don't know, check for $900,000?
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(ripping)
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(gasps)
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You're right, mom.
They are bad with money.
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At first you weren't getting in
because you're 12
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and this is a high school,
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but now you're never getting in
'cause you're terrible people.
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Terrible? (giggles)
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If we're so terrible,
how come we get everything we want?
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Exactly what a terrible person would say.
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Please leave.
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(scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball?
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Mom, buy his school for us.
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(Mom) Now, boys, I just bought
you an energy drink company to run.
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(both) But mom!
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(mom) Tell you what.
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Get your stock up to $400 a share
and maybe we'll buy you VGHS.
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You hear that, Calhoun?
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- Hostile takeover.
- We're gonna buy your dumb school
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and throw you out on the street!
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You'll rue the day you
ever said no to Ashton--
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And Shane...
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(both) Barnstormer!
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Move over Napalm,
'cause Jock Juice has come to town!
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This is where your money belongs.
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Teenagers are clapping
hard for Jock Juice.
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Well, my win, as with all my wins,
can be attributed
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solely to this delicious
beverage, Jock Juice.
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Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice!
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Slam it into your underpants
and feel the surge.
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(sipping)
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Jock Juice, uh!
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Uh...uhhh...
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Okay, it's good.
It's good, it's a good beverage.
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(school bell rings)
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Next.
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Name?
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Shane.
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Shane Pizza.
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(bell clatters)
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Whoo, lemme hear it ring!
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Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top!
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Hey, back to work.
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♪ Do you wanna hear about how
the real world's the place for me? ♪
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♪ Things looking out there
won't look better on a TV screen. ♪
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♪ Is there a better way? ♪
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♪ I don't care what you say. ♪
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♪ I just wanna play! ♪
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♪ We all just wanna play! ♪
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♪ Things will be all right ♪
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♪ Soon as I get back to school. ♪
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Well, here we go, guys.
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Ted, you call us if you
need anything, okay?
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Yes, sir.
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Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything.
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Especially Overdrift Rally Rash!
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- (laughter)
- You guys are tops.
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Sweetie, you take care.
I'm gonna miss you.
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Of course.
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Goodbye, parents.
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All right! The boys
and Ki are back in town.
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Watch out, VGHS.
We're comin' for ya!
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Aw, come on, Ki.
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The election was, like, forever ago.
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No one's gonna remember who you are.
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And Brian, dude, come on.
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You and Jenny, come on!
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Dude!
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I know, I know, you're right.
I just...I don't know.
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I think I know what I gotta say to her,
and I'm nervous.
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I hope she takes me back.
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Did this school get bigger,
or did we get smaller?
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(chuckles) Looks like
the same old VGHS to me.
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Give it up for The Silver
Sun Pickups, everybody.
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That's why we come
to school on a Sunday, people.
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Now, on to morning announcements.
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Good news.
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I noticed that the student fund
was getting a little low,
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so I dug into my big ol' Pizza pockets
and got some...drum roll please.
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(drum roll)
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New computers for the social gamers!
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Come on down, you guys.
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(cheering)
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Oh, man.
Don't they look happy?
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(cheering)
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(Shane) Now, I didn't have to do that.
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But I did.
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Because we're all one big family.
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You are my family.
You are mine!
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You my mine, VGHS!
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(cheering)
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That's hucking those omelettes, gangs.
Smash Mouth is up next.
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(cheering)
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What?
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(girl) Oh, here she comes.
Way to go, Heather.
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(gasps) God!
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God! No!
What? No running!
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Please, no throwing stuff!
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I-huh-hey!
Hey, Ki!
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- You're back.
- Yes.
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- I see they've made you RA.
- Yeah, well, once you left
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nobody wanted to take the job,
so I thought, "I'll do it!"
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Hey, hey.
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Anywhos, so it's been really tough,
but you're back, so that's great.
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Um...so...speaking of which,
you have bathroom duty today.
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Uh, the girls, they say it's clean,
but they know I won't go in there,
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so I think they're lying. (chuckles)
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Will you-will you get that
done by tomorrow, please?
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(Ki) Nope.
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Oh, come on!
Not you too, Ki.
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Why does nobody listen to me?! (whines)
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It's because you're weak, Wendell.
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- And the world preys on the weak.
- Guh!
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God, what's wrong with you?
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I thought helping
people was your thing.
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I have a new thing now.
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What?!
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(Wendell) You're getting
a frownie sticker, Ki!
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Go ahead.
I don't care.
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Like crap you don't, Ki Swan!
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You invented the sticker system, okay?
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You're the only one who cares
about it and if you don't clean
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the bathroom in 24 hours,
your name is getting a frownie sticker!
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(Wendell) 24 hours, Ki!
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(vrooming)
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Brake! (imitates squealing wheels)
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What up, Drift people!
Who's ready to get their rally on...?
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(DK) Theodore!
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Old friend!
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You find us at our darkest hour.
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Sorry about that whole "dad" thing.
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We got you a basket.
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Oh, thanks.
What happened to your head?
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The Dutchess of Fart and her
Fart Goons shaved it in my sleep!
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What?! Why?
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She thinks that if I have no hair
I won't want that coupon for that perm.
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They've been pranking us all week.
I think it's time we strike back.
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Hide this in your pants.
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I was really hoping we could play.
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Oh, play later.
First...to war!
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(heroic music)
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Aw, man!
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(explosions)
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(gunfire)
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Lieutenant, start the engine!
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Sir, I can't solve this equation!
Do you know the variable?
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I don't.
But maybe you do.
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Okay, gang, master chief
can't fix his warthog
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until we find the correct equation.
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Anyone?
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Uh, is the equation Jenny -
Brian = "Can I get a taste?"
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(laughter)
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Get out, Sebastian.
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- Worth a shot.
- (teacher) Out!
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- It's X - 2.
- (chuckling)
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I'm also smart.
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(sighs)
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Jenny, show us how it's done.
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(sighs)
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(explosion)
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(laughter)
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Nice going, craptain.
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Can't even hit a variable.
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(students "ooh")
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Keep missing, Jenny.
It's still funny.
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Okay, that's enough.
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Yeah, so, I'm ditching.
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Peace.
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Don't miss the door on your way out!
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Ooh!
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Oh, hey, Rosie.
I'm taking my break.
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Go get her, kid.
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Hey, J-Jenny.
What's up, stranger?
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Brian, you're back.
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Yeah, just hangin' out.
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Well, what're you up to?
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Just ditching class.
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Uh-oh...cool, that's new for you.
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Yeah, so is being dumped
and made fun of by the entire school.
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- Oh.
- Did you need something?
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Uh, yeah.
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I had a whole game plan, but...
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but you just said...
I kinda gotta change it.
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Um, listen.
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I've had some time
to think about it and I'm sorry.
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Okay, no. (sighs)
I'm sorry.
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I just think that we should talk about us.
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Brian, I don't even know what I
would say to you about "us" right now.
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Uh, well for starters I was hoping
there could even be an us...
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and you're leaving.
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Um, so, what're we doing again?
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Goddamn it, Ted!
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How many times do we
have to explain this?
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The Duchess and I won
the Trivia Bowl last week,
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and the first place prize was one coupon
for a highlight and perm
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at the Beyond Two Souls Beauty Salon.
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(chains rattle)
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I thought I deserved it.
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She thought differently.
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We quarreled and Calhoun
took the coupon away.
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He won't give it back until
we decide on who gets it.
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That's when the pranks began.
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Um, okay.
So what do you want me to do?
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Shoot her in the head.
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Ew! Gum in the hair?
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Dude, that's way gross and mean.
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We tried to take the high road,
but look what she's done to us.
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Everything smells like super glue.
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What would you have us do, Ted?
Lie down and die?
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- Well, no, but--
- Come on, dude.
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You're the John Wilkes Booth
of sling shots.
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He's the guy that killed Lincoln.
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You got this.
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(sighs) Fine, okay, I'll do it.
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Well, that's what friends are for, right?
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That's the spirit, Ted!
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Let's roll.
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(heroic music)
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Oh, already hard at work, I see. Huh?
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If you need more bleach,
there's...okay, what?
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What the heck is that?
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Oh, didn't you hear?
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I'm hosting a 24 hour
game design competition.
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So much for bathroom duty.
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Oh, nice try, Ki!
But if you want to host
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a school event, you're gonna need--
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Waivers, signed in triplicate by Calhoun.
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Okay...um...fine, fine.
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Once you're done, just go
clean the bathroom, okay?
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In 24 hours it will be Zoe's turn
to clean the bathroom.
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So...I win.
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(typing)
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What?
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This-This isn't you, Ki!
Why are you being such a jerk?
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Because life is meaningless.
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- Huh.
- (typing)
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I have a game to design,
so if you could just please leave.
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Or stay and design a game.
It's a game jam.
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(groans)
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(sirens wail)
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(gunfire)
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Sushi_Princess wins.
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(man) GTFO, Jenny!
You suck! (laughs)
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You wanna come say that to my face?!
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Oh, that's what I thought.
254
00:15:16,742 --> 00:15:18,866
(girl) So, it really is you.
255
00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:24,887
Who's asking?
256
00:15:25,237 --> 00:15:28,396
The number one player
in that game you just sucked at.
257
00:15:30,336 --> 00:15:31,745
You're Sushi_Princess?
258
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,790
What happened to you, Matrix?
You used to be my hero.
259
00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:36,233
You used to be the best.
260
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:38,838
Then Brian gave you cooties
and you've sucked ever since.
261
00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:40,640
Okay, well, that is not fair.
262
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,619
- (spits)
- (gasps)
263
00:15:41,619 --> 00:15:43,409
Life ain't fair!
Grow a pair.
264
00:15:43,669 --> 00:15:44,923
Sushi_Princess.
265
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:50,871
I really like that kid.
266
00:15:51,271 --> 00:15:53,205
(sarcastically) Yay, mom's here.
267
00:15:53,315 --> 00:15:56,754
Come on, let's get a burger.
Pity party's over.
268
00:16:05,328 --> 00:16:07,074
I've lost her forever, old buddy.
269
00:16:12,349 --> 00:16:24,056
♪ Ooh ♪
270
00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:33,541
♪ Ooh ♪
271
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:39,658
(ominous music)
272
00:16:39,658 --> 00:16:43,027
(tribal wailing)
273
00:16:54,971 --> 00:16:58,621
(tribal wailing)
274
00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:10,306
(tribal drumming)
275
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,468
Go, crap!
They made us!
276
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,048
Wha-whoa-whoa! (grunts)
277
00:17:55,048 --> 00:17:56,155
Good job, Ted.
278
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,095
Oh, my tail bone!
279
00:17:58,095 --> 00:17:59,456
(Duchess) Well, well, well.
280
00:17:59,456 --> 00:18:01,445
His majesty's loyal lap dog.
281
00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:03,518
Duchess, I'm really sorry
about your hair.
282
00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:07,911
Oh, uh...
283
00:18:08,061 --> 00:18:09,652
Well, in that case I guess
we're even, huh?
284
00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:11,578
So truce peace?
Oh, please, Duchess, please!
285
00:18:11,578 --> 00:18:14,028
Please, please, I just back to school.
All I want is to play video games.
286
00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:19,000
Oh, Ted.
You're right.
287
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,944
You've had a tough week.
288
00:18:23,864 --> 00:18:26,508
- Oh, that was very nice of you.
- Calhoun!
289
00:18:26,948 --> 00:18:28,271
- Ted did it.
- Wha-?
290
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:32,617
TED!
291
00:18:34,707 --> 00:18:36,546
- (school bell rings)
- Detention for the rest of the day.
292
00:18:36,546 --> 00:18:38,108
Calhoun, I swear it wasn't me.
293
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:41,691
Ted, I'm a grown man
with gum in my hair!
294
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:44,679
Someone's going down.
That someone is you.
295
00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:45,871
- But--
- Spare me.
296
00:18:45,871 --> 00:18:48,372
You and the Drifters have been
pulling this crap all year.
297
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:52,458
(sighs) Yes, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
298
00:18:55,048 --> 00:18:58,060
Look, I know it's tough,
what's happened with your dad.
299
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,500
And being a teen is hard, I guess.
300
00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:04,119
But, dammit, grow up!
301
00:19:07,164 --> 00:19:09,979
(fire alarm rings)
302
00:19:09,979 --> 00:19:12,255
This school better be on fire.
303
00:19:13,145 --> 00:19:14,145
Don't move.
304
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:19,473
Well, what if it is on fire?
305
00:19:20,113 --> 00:19:24,414
(phone rings)
306
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:27,050
Uh, Calhoun's office.
307
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:28,914
Ted, this is DK.Get the coupon.
308
00:19:28,914 --> 00:19:30,487
Bottom left drawer. Go!
309
00:19:30,487 --> 00:19:34,383
- DK, I just got super in trouble!
- Get that coupon!
310
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,271
- (hangs up)
- GOD!
311
00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:38,484
BAH!
312
00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:43,736
Ki Swan!
313
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:47,470
How do you make, um, video games?
314
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,486
First rule: no talking.
315
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,231
Second rule: sit over there.
316
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,223
Okay.
317
00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:00,587
Hello, knock, knock, knock!
318
00:20:00,587 --> 00:20:01,729
Ding dong!
Hello?
319
00:20:01,729 --> 00:20:02,669
(chuckles)
320
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,509
(sighs) What is this?
What're you doing?
321
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,750
Well, as Head RA, it is my duty
to help students in need.
322
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:10,882
And, Miss Swan, you need
to talk about your feels.
323
00:20:10,882 --> 00:20:11,961
Hmm?
324
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,577
So I'm not going to leave
here until you do.
325
00:20:14,657 --> 00:20:16,549
I'm an artist.
I don't talk.
326
00:20:17,269 --> 00:20:18,194
I create.
327
00:20:19,294 --> 00:20:20,340
Hey, what is this?
328
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,371
(owls hoot)
329
00:20:25,301 --> 00:20:27,184
Huh. Hey, this is kinda cool.
330
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,076
How do you jump?
331
00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:39,635
- You can leave now.
- What, that's it?
332
00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:42,295
You just walk until you let go
and then you die?
333
00:20:42,295 --> 00:20:43,648
Yep, that's the whole game.
334
00:20:43,648 --> 00:20:46,616
But that's stupid!
What's the point of playing?
335
00:20:46,986 --> 00:20:47,991
Exactly.
336
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:51,031
Oh my god, Ki!
Please be more pretentious.
337
00:20:51,031 --> 00:20:53,220
It's not pretentious, Wendell.
You're just too dumb to get it.
338
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:56,879
(mumbling) That's right, Wendell.
You're dumb.
339
00:20:58,129 --> 00:21:01,801
(scoffs) Well then, I guess
dumb old Wendell will just have
340
00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:04,192
to play your dumb old game
until he figures it out.
341
00:21:04,802 --> 00:21:06,783
(Ki) There's nothing
to figure out, Wendell.
342
00:21:06,783 --> 00:21:10,607
Well, then it's gonna be
a loooong 21 hours, Ki.
343
00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:13,483
- I'm outta here.
- (Wendell) Bye.
344
00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:22,944
How about some music?
345
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,435
(DJ) You're listening to NPR,the Napalm Player Report,
346
00:21:28,435 --> 00:21:30,370
and we're talking with Ashley Barnstormer.
347
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,079
Great timing, mom.
348
00:21:36,209 --> 00:21:38,679
Speaking of timing, I was gonna
tell you this after class
349
00:21:38,679 --> 00:21:41,354
but the commandos need me
back earlier than I thought.
350
00:21:43,224 --> 00:21:44,311
When do you leave?
351
00:21:44,841 --> 00:21:46,929
The OTA's are Monday, so tomorrow.
352
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,078
Wow, that's great.
353
00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:53,305
Yeah, the new owners
have to flex their muscles.
354
00:21:53,565 --> 00:21:56,572
- And since school is wrapping up--
- Mom, it's fine.
355
00:21:56,572 --> 00:21:58,465
You know, you gotta go.
I get it.
356
00:21:59,165 --> 00:21:59,881
Have fun.
357
00:22:09,282 --> 00:22:10,452
Why are you touching me?
358
00:22:11,132 --> 00:22:12,508
I'm...comforting you?
359
00:22:13,088 --> 00:22:14,187
Is that a question?
360
00:22:14,977 --> 00:22:17,342
You know, I'm trying to be a mom here.
361
00:22:17,342 --> 00:22:19,594
Yeah? Well, you're terrible at it.
362
00:22:19,594 --> 00:22:21,730
Yeah? Well...(stammers)
363
00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:23,360
Your boyfriend dumped you.
364
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:27,619
(laughs) You know,
I don't even know why we try.
365
00:22:28,559 --> 00:22:29,432
Wow.
366
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:30,636
- No!
- Yup.
367
00:22:32,596 --> 00:22:34,921
Jenny! Wait!
Come back here.
368
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,041
Jenny!
Get back here!
369
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:38,350
Stop! Stop!
370
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:39,999
(shrieks)
371
00:22:40,829 --> 00:22:42,458
- What?!
- You weren't stopping.
372
00:22:43,498 --> 00:22:45,507
Okay, mom.
Here's your chance.
373
00:22:45,507 --> 00:22:47,578
- Parent me.
- Oh, shit.
374
00:22:48,008 --> 00:22:48,977
I don't know.
375
00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:53,717
Listen, you don't need me here, okay?
376
00:22:54,327 --> 00:22:56,540
You're one of the best
in the league and next year--
377
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:58,871
Mom, I know, okay?
This isn't even about you.
378
00:22:59,281 --> 00:23:00,627
Oh, thank god.
Wait.
379
00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:03,525
- Then what's the problem?
- (sighs)
380
00:23:03,945 --> 00:23:08,097
The problem is everything else!
381
00:23:09,177 --> 00:23:12,409
All right? I am an angry, unhappy person.
382
00:23:12,409 --> 00:23:15,106
That's probably why I
punched Ashley in the face,
383
00:23:15,106 --> 00:23:18,975
and why I have no real friends,
and why I just ruined
384
00:23:18,975 --> 00:23:23,046
my relationship with the only person
in my life who's ever really loved me.
385
00:23:25,886 --> 00:23:29,881
Present company sort of excluded,
I guess, and dad, or...
386
00:23:30,711 --> 00:23:31,486
(groans)
387
00:23:35,426 --> 00:23:36,140
(sighs)
388
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,036
(train whistles)
389
00:23:49,549 --> 00:23:51,221
Brian wants to get back together.
390
00:23:53,236 --> 00:23:58,393
Which means that he hasn't realized
that I'm a total sociopath
391
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:00,956
that cares more about
video games than people.
392
00:24:03,496 --> 00:24:05,606
When he does, he's gonna
wanna break up again,
393
00:24:05,606 --> 00:24:10,995
which is exactly what I deserve,
'cause I'm a shitty person.
394
00:24:14,805 --> 00:24:16,144
You're not a shitty person.
395
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,660
How would you know that?
396
00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:23,461
A shitty person is a mom
that walks out on her husband
397
00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:26,709
and her little girl just to get
another trophy under her belt.
398
00:24:29,879 --> 00:24:32,606
Not a 16 year old girl
with hopes and dreams.
399
00:24:36,956 --> 00:24:40,399
Just the fact that you even care
about other people's feelings,
400
00:24:40,399 --> 00:24:43,679
that makes you, you know, fine.
401
00:24:46,499 --> 00:24:51,219
(touching music)
402
00:24:54,233 --> 00:24:55,473
I'm gonna miss you, kid.
403
00:24:57,723 --> 00:24:58,801
Me too.
404
00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:05,422
(sighs)
405
00:25:14,159 --> 00:25:16,052
(breathes heavily)
406
00:25:20,168 --> 00:25:22,165
(breathes heavily)
407
00:25:25,411 --> 00:25:26,306
(breathes heavily)
408
00:25:26,306 --> 00:25:28,369
Stop, stop that.
Stop doing that.
409
00:25:29,719 --> 00:25:30,647
Sorry.
410
00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:34,314
Just Brian messing up again like always.
411
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:37,966
Okay, what is it?
Spit it out.
412
00:25:39,216 --> 00:25:40,117
(sighs)
413
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:45,435
It's just when Jenny and I broke up.
And I wanna fix it.
414
00:25:45,755 --> 00:25:47,456
Or, I don't know,
maybe I don't.
415
00:25:47,456 --> 00:25:50,526
Maybe I'm meant to be alone. (sighs)
416
00:25:51,826 --> 00:25:53,009
I don't wanna die.
417
00:25:53,949 --> 00:25:56,678
Calhoun, please.
I don't have a dad.
418
00:25:57,378 --> 00:25:59,642
I just danced with my cat.
I need an adult.
419
00:26:01,302 --> 00:26:04,316
- (sighs) Do you like her?
- Yes.
420
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:05,757
Are you in high school?
421
00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:07,845
(puzzled) Yes.
422
00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:12,832
Welcome to the wonderful world
of having no problems!
423
00:26:12,832 --> 00:26:13,865
No, no!
424
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:15,140
Calhoun, the problem is...
425
00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:17,620
even if we get back together...
426
00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:21,150
I don't know.
427
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,088
I'm never gonna be the most
important thing in her life.
428
00:26:25,118 --> 00:26:29,026
Yeah, that's 'cause she's smarter
than most teenage girls, all right?
429
00:26:29,706 --> 00:26:31,274
You're her high school boyfriend.
430
00:26:31,564 --> 00:26:33,505
You should be happy she even talks to you.
431
00:26:34,045 --> 00:26:34,933
- But--
- But.
432
00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:36,029
- But.
- But.
433
00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:37,779
But shut up, okay?
434
00:26:38,439 --> 00:26:41,479
This is your first relationship.
It's like your first car.
435
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:44,589
You're gonna go fast,
way too fast.
436
00:26:44,879 --> 00:26:46,296
You're probably gonna wreck it.
437
00:26:46,776 --> 00:26:49,469
So wear a seat belt and enjoy the ride.
438
00:26:52,299 --> 00:26:53,670
Calhoun, I'm gonna be honest.
439
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,311
I'm trying to open up to you here,
but you're really not helping.
440
00:26:59,021 --> 00:27:01,906
Maybe that's because I'm not the one
you should be opening up to.
441
00:27:04,716 --> 00:27:06,593
Boom.
Nailed it.
442
00:27:38,703 --> 00:27:40,859
(sighs) Hey, guys, I--
443
00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,935
Ah, Theodore.
You return.
444
00:27:46,495 --> 00:27:48,019
And with my coupon, I see.
445
00:27:48,269 --> 00:27:49,468
Well done!
446
00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:53,787
You're playing my game without me.
447
00:27:54,277 --> 00:27:56,131
(DK) Not anymore.
We're out of candy
448
00:27:56,131 --> 00:27:57,839
and we beat all the levels.
449
00:28:02,019 --> 00:28:03,082
Before it expires?
450
00:28:04,272 --> 00:28:05,004
No.
451
00:28:05,514 --> 00:28:06,887
Um, yes.
452
00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:08,157
No!
453
00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:10,066
- I command you--
- I said NO.
454
00:28:10,066 --> 00:28:12,257
- Ted--
- You ate my dead dad candy.
455
00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:14,048
I am the Drift King!
456
00:28:14,048 --> 00:28:15,691
Yeah, well maybe you shouldn't be.
457
00:28:16,901 --> 00:28:19,453
Seriously, we do bad stuff
for you all the time,
458
00:28:19,743 --> 00:28:21,133
but you don't care.
459
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:25,107
You only care about yourself.
You're not a king, dude.
460
00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:27,810
You're a senior!
You're going to college next year.
461
00:28:28,210 --> 00:28:30,331
Just grow the hell up!
462
00:28:32,371 --> 00:28:34,444
(sighs) I could be a better king than you.
463
00:28:40,654 --> 00:28:42,534
Is that a challenge, Ted?
464
00:28:43,834 --> 00:28:46,055
Yeah, it is.
465
00:28:47,315 --> 00:28:49,807
I challenge you
for the title of Drift King.
466
00:28:53,187 --> 00:28:54,285
I accept.
467
00:28:56,145 --> 00:28:57,972
And when you race against king...
468
00:28:58,472 --> 00:28:59,703
(snaps fingers)
469
00:29:00,787 --> 00:29:03,624
..you race against his kingdom.
470
00:29:06,572 --> 00:29:08,045
Let's drift.
471
00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:14,567
(revving engines)
472
00:29:23,056 --> 00:29:29,517
(heavy metal music)
473
00:29:41,859 --> 00:29:44,390
(tires squeal)
474
00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:50,209
(engines rev)
475
00:31:11,312 --> 00:31:15,966
(engine hums distantly)
476
00:31:18,152 --> 00:31:22,089
(engine roars)
477
00:31:22,987 --> 00:31:23,955
(birds whistle)
478
00:31:23,955 --> 00:31:24,841
(engine roars)
479
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:31,127
(tires squeal)
480
00:31:38,937 --> 00:31:44,607
(clock ticks)
481
00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:08,937
(tires squeal)
482
00:32:15,497 --> 00:32:16,622
Sorry, DK.
483
00:32:18,177 --> 00:32:22,660
(tires squeal)
484
00:32:39,648 --> 00:32:41,727
(tires squeal)
485
00:32:51,227 --> 00:32:52,427
Oh!
486
00:33:12,581 --> 00:33:15,472
(tires squeal)
487
00:33:59,286 --> 00:34:00,589
The kingdom's yours, DK.
488
00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:50,101
(sighs) Okay, Wendell.
I'm only talking to you
489
00:34:50,101 --> 00:34:51,701
because you're sleeping.
490
00:34:51,701 --> 00:34:54,579
And last week I burned my diary
to see what the ashes would look like.
491
00:34:55,119 --> 00:34:58,745
Which was stupid.
I don't know why I did that.
492
00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:02,322
I don't really know
what's happening to me.
493
00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:13,949
You know I still have all my grandparents?
494
00:35:14,778 --> 00:35:18,068
Ted's father is dead, but I still get
four sweaters for Christmas every year.
495
00:35:19,088 --> 00:35:21,326
Which just seems really mean to me.
496
00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:26,082
It's callous and random.
And then it's over.
497
00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:30,671
I don't really know why
I'm playing anymore.
498
00:35:32,071 --> 00:35:35,345
(murmuring in sleep)
499
00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:38,610
It's not your fault though.
500
00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:42,556
(sighs)
501
00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:50,256
(typing)
502
00:36:25,327 --> 00:36:28,117
(computer blips)
503
00:36:40,488 --> 00:36:44,933
(alarm beeps)
504
00:36:44,933 --> 00:36:46,108
(sighs)
505
00:36:54,878 --> 00:36:56,056
(cell phone bloops)
506
00:36:57,814 --> 00:36:58,992
(sighs)
507
00:37:08,197 --> 00:37:09,571
(sighs)
508
00:37:15,048 --> 00:37:17,206
(muttering in sleep)
509
00:37:30,818 --> 00:37:33,912
(birds whistle)
510
00:37:34,355 --> 00:37:35,551
(sighs)
511
00:37:51,631 --> 00:37:52,586
Hey.
512
00:37:53,682 --> 00:37:55,967
Look, let me go first, all right?
I gotta get this out.
513
00:37:57,087 --> 00:37:57,956
Okay.
514
00:37:59,138 --> 00:38:02,215
(sighs) I never really had a dad.
515
00:38:03,435 --> 00:38:07,775
And my mom was an addict,
so I pretty much took care of myself.
516
00:38:08,665 --> 00:38:13,135
And I got used to being alone.
I got pretty good at it.
517
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:16,984
But then I came here and I met Ted,
518
00:38:18,024 --> 00:38:19,748
and I met Ki, and I met you.
519
00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,654
And I fell for you like that.
520
00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:30,643
And for the first time,
I didn't feel alone.
521
00:38:34,856 --> 00:38:36,477
And when I thought you were leaving,
522
00:38:38,747 --> 00:38:41,371
I should've been happy for you.
I should've, but...
523
00:38:42,851 --> 00:38:45,829
I was so scared of losing you
that I lashed out.
524
00:38:48,389 --> 00:38:50,380
And it was selfish, and it was horrible,
525
00:38:51,110 --> 00:38:53,064
and I'm so sorry that I hurt you, Jenny.
526
00:38:56,913 --> 00:38:57,942
(sighs)
527
00:39:05,519 --> 00:39:07,121
I'm glad you went first.
528
00:39:08,832 --> 00:39:10,426
Why, what were you going to say?
529
00:39:13,910 --> 00:39:18,510
(touching music)
530
00:39:26,934 --> 00:39:29,606
(groans) Well, the game jam's
almost over, Ki.
531
00:39:30,136 --> 00:39:34,337
Okay, I guess you win.
Life really is meaningless, huh?
532
00:39:34,568 --> 00:39:37,675
(victory music)
533
00:39:39,755 --> 00:39:40,517
What?
534
00:39:43,657 --> 00:39:44,998
No!
535
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:50,721
Wait, huh?
536
00:39:51,536 --> 00:39:52,977
What is that? (gasps)
537
00:39:56,810 --> 00:39:59,962
Oh! Oh my god! (gasps)
538
00:40:03,242 --> 00:40:07,341
Oh my god! (laughs)
Look this--this is awesome!
539
00:40:07,415 --> 00:40:10,565
Oh! I'm flying.
It's me.
540
00:40:10,565 --> 00:40:12,802
I'm flying!
I'm flying!
541
00:40:12,802 --> 00:40:14,168
Ki, it's me.
I'm flying.
542
00:40:16,928 --> 00:40:19,245
Oh my god!
This game rules!
543
00:40:19,245 --> 00:40:20,361
(laughs)
544
00:40:20,361 --> 00:40:21,549
(gasps)
545
00:40:36,036 --> 00:40:38,698
That's the best game ever.
546
00:40:40,285 --> 00:40:41,641
(Wendell gasps)
547
00:40:46,421 --> 00:40:47,925
You're great, RA Wendell.
548
00:40:51,975 --> 00:40:53,005
Thanks, Ki.
549
00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:56,849
Oh! (laughs)
550
00:41:00,728 --> 00:41:02,708
- What was that?
- It's nothing.
551
00:41:03,248 --> 00:41:04,796
Okay, now go clean the bathroom.
552
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:05,893
(laughs)
553
00:41:05,893 --> 00:41:07,191
- Okay.
- I'm serious.
554
00:41:07,611 --> 00:41:08,649
Okay.
555
00:41:09,503 --> 00:41:10,547
It's this way.
556
00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:13,281
Smash Mouth signed a contract.
557
00:41:13,281 --> 00:41:14,904
If we re-neg, we owe them big.
558
00:41:15,214 --> 00:41:16,028
Fine, whatever.
559
00:41:16,028 --> 00:41:17,356
Just make sure they're
not in the teacher's lounge.
560
00:41:17,356 --> 00:41:19,402
- Anything else?
- I got something!
561
00:41:21,322 --> 00:41:22,635
Barnstormer!
562
00:41:22,635 --> 00:41:24,203
Hey, Calhoulligan.
563
00:41:24,653 --> 00:41:26,675
Just came by to give you the good news.
564
00:41:27,535 --> 00:41:30,096
Napalm broke 400. Hah!
565
00:41:30,626 --> 00:41:34,140
- [inaudible's] a champion.
- Awesome news, brother.
566
00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:36,756
Shane.
567
00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:40,995
Shane Barnstormer.
568
00:41:40,995 --> 00:41:42,766
Yeah, didn't I tell you?
569
00:41:43,266 --> 00:41:46,627
Oh wait, no.
I faked my own death.
570
00:41:46,627 --> 00:41:49,830
I changed my name to Pizza,
and then I took down
571
00:41:49,830 --> 00:41:51,528
your school from the inside.
572
00:41:52,558 --> 00:41:55,345
Oops. (mad chuckle)
573
00:41:58,245 --> 00:42:00,198
- (camera snaps)
- (laughter)
574
00:42:00,198 --> 00:42:01,476
What a face!
575
00:42:01,836 --> 00:42:04,075
You really should've taken that check.
576
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,474
Fuck!
577
00:42:08,648 --> 00:42:10,386
Hey, guys, mind if we join?
578
00:42:10,386 --> 00:42:12,119
Heck yeah, we don't.
Sit down.
579
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,515
(sighs)
580
00:42:17,553 --> 00:42:20,285
Well, looks like everything's
back to normal.
581
00:42:20,687 --> 00:42:23,628
Good morning, VGHS!
582
00:42:23,848 --> 00:42:26,715
I hope you're enjoying
that cafeteria breakfast
583
00:42:27,065 --> 00:42:32,469
because it's your last!
(mad laughter)
584
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:37,617
(yelling)
585
00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:49,591
(students murmur)
586
00:42:52,728 --> 00:42:53,879
(student) Oh no!
587
00:42:55,765 --> 00:42:57,685
(screaming)
588
00:42:57,894 --> 00:43:00,987
(cackling)
589
00:43:10,814 --> 00:43:12,871
You cannot win!
590
00:43:13,685 --> 00:43:16,159
(cackling)
591
00:43:16,767 --> 00:43:23,119
(ominous music)
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