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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,382 --> 00:00:53,218 - I didn't get in. - Then I'm not going. 2 00:00:53,385 --> 00:00:56,553 Don't be ridiculous. You get to go to Europe, 3 00:00:56,722 --> 00:01:00,721 - meet the best dressage riders. - It won't be any fun without you. 4 00:01:00,893 --> 00:01:05,516 You'll probably make best friends with some snobby girl from Spence. 5 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:17,240 - Will you go back to Seneca Lake? - I might stay here. 6 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:22,407 My mom wants me to canvass for Nixon/Agnew in the California primary. 7 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:28,084 Send me postcards, OK? Every day. 8 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:33,547 I'm gonna miss you so much, Leslie. 9 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:47,147 Jesus! What are you doing? 10 00:01:49,236 --> 00:01:53,187 It just... I don't know, it just happened. It felt right. 11 00:01:53,365 --> 00:01:55,940 People have all kinds of feelings. 12 00:01:56,118 --> 00:01:59,868 Doesn't mean we're supposed to act on them. 13 00:02:16,848 --> 00:02:20,099 - I don't think I wanna do this. - Try. 14 00:02:20,268 --> 00:02:21,990 If you hate it, we can say 15 00:02:21,991 --> 00:02:25,061 "We think we're better than you and we're out of here." 16 00:02:25,231 --> 00:02:30,393 Or we can pass judgment on them without ever even meeting them. 17 00:02:32,156 --> 00:02:36,107 I just want you to know I'm only doing this for you. 18 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:45,827 Welcome. Bette and Tina. 19 00:02:47,171 --> 00:02:49,331 - Hi. - Hi. 20 00:02:58,683 --> 00:03:01,471 So... 21 00:03:07,859 --> 00:03:09,818 Hey! 22 00:03:09,986 --> 00:03:14,116 - When did you get here? - Hi, big girl! Give me a hug! 23 00:03:15,201 --> 00:03:18,286 - It's nice to see you! - Oh, it's nice to see you! 24 00:03:18,454 --> 00:03:20,613 This is the band, this is me. 25 00:03:20,789 --> 00:03:24,373 - My band, The Garanimals. Do we rock? - It's good. 26 00:03:24,543 --> 00:03:28,957 We rock! Forget it. You think I sold out with the real-estate thing. 27 00:03:29,131 --> 00:03:33,047 - You're turning into a suit. - Yeah, I'm a real estate broker. 28 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:37,929 Look, it's cool to do something stupid and make a lot of money 29 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:40,638 and then you can do what you want. 30 00:03:40,810 --> 00:03:43,018 OK! 31 00:03:46,775 --> 00:03:50,227 - I love your apartment, by the way. - You do? 32 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:54,699 - You think it has good energy? - I think it's a tool shed. 33 00:03:54,867 --> 00:04:00,289 If I take more responsibility for my choices and actions today... 34 00:04:00,456 --> 00:04:03,707 I will stop blaming Charlie for my low self-esteem. 35 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:07,044 Sometimes I keep myself passive when I... 36 00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:13,136 Let Bette make all the financial decisions in our lives. 37 00:04:13,302 --> 00:04:16,174 - Even though we agreed... - That's good, Tina. 38 00:04:16,348 --> 00:04:18,634 Just a simple, declarative statement. 39 00:04:18,635 --> 00:04:21,011 No need to elaborate at this stage. 40 00:04:21,186 --> 00:04:24,058 Why wasn't I born with a trust fund? 41 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:26,724 All I wanna do is sit and write... 42 00:04:26,901 --> 00:04:31,231 Most people with trust funds aren't tortured enough to write. 43 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:34,074 So, are you and Tim still having sex? 44 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:37,659 - Or did you break up out of boredom? - OK... 45 00:04:37,828 --> 00:04:41,365 Did you have a lot of angry sex? That's kind of hot. 46 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:46,418 Can we please, please not talk about Tim? It's the worst mood killer. 47 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:50,634 Thank God. 'Cause I gotta tell you, back in college, 48 00:04:50,801 --> 00:04:53,853 do you have any idea how hard it was to sleep 49 00:04:53,854 --> 00:04:56,222 ten feet away from you guys doing it? 50 00:04:56,390 --> 00:05:00,140 I was mildly disgusted by his bulging muscles 51 00:05:00,311 --> 00:05:03,894 and his little... his little grunts of pleasure. 52 00:05:04,065 --> 00:05:10,483 - "Oh. Oh. Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny, Jenny... " - No, no, no, stop it. 53 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:12,898 Evil to say bad things about Tim. 54 00:05:13,074 --> 00:05:15,151 - Oh, for God's sake! - It is. 55 00:05:15,326 --> 00:05:17,735 You guys gonna get back together? 56 00:05:17,912 --> 00:05:21,911 You've been banished to do your penance, then he's gonna let you back? 57 00:05:22,084 --> 00:05:24,124 - No. It's over. - It's over? 58 00:05:24,294 --> 00:05:25,670 Fini. 59 00:05:25,837 --> 00:05:28,923 My greatest fear about being a parent is... 60 00:05:29,091 --> 00:05:33,553 That our child will... seem like an alien to us. 61 00:05:33,721 --> 00:05:38,964 And we'll seem like an alien to him. Or her. 62 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:42,584 That I'd be bored being a stay-at-home dad. 63 00:05:42,585 --> 00:05:46,265 And I'd start to blame Charlie. 64 00:05:46,442 --> 00:05:51,271 That Alma will never really accept Hector as our child. 65 00:05:51,447 --> 00:05:55,197 That Hector will continue to be a troubled child. 66 00:05:56,536 --> 00:06:01,496 That my daughter will feel angry with me for not giving her a father. 67 00:06:10,968 --> 00:06:12,593 Pass. 68 00:06:13,888 --> 00:06:17,933 OK. Let's move on. Tina? 69 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:22,230 Uh... I know Bette and I must have some fears 70 00:06:22,397 --> 00:06:26,775 because otherwise what would we be doing in this group? 71 00:06:26,942 --> 00:06:30,146 But we're comfortable with the lesbian parent thing. 72 00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:33,656 I guess our greatest fear would be... 73 00:06:34,743 --> 00:06:36,541 ... whether or not Bette's father 74 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:41,411 will accept our child. Yeah, that's it. 75 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:46,827 That Bette's father won't consider our baby to be his grandchild. 76 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:51,885 Now, the next exercise. 77 00:06:52,053 --> 00:06:54,971 My greatest fear about being a parent is... 78 00:06:56,641 --> 00:07:01,019 ... that I won't be a good enough provider. 79 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:05,518 That's good, Bette. It takes time to build trust in the group. 80 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:10,236 Eventually, it'll be easier to say what you really mean to say. 81 00:07:12,115 --> 00:07:15,984 I... went on a three-day wine tour. 82 00:07:16,161 --> 00:07:19,246 - Whoa! Wine! Good! - It is really yummy. 83 00:07:19,414 --> 00:07:22,701 We gotta go to Tim's to get the corkscrew. 84 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:26,163 - No shit. Where is he? - On a recruiting trip. 85 00:07:26,339 --> 00:07:29,093 Oh, goody. This is gonna be fun, 86 00:07:29,094 --> 00:07:31,298 'cause we can snoop to our hearts' content. 87 00:07:31,469 --> 00:07:35,633 We can go through his drawers, read his mail, put on his pants. 88 00:07:35,807 --> 00:07:39,556 - Maybe. - I'm gonna dance topless on his table. 89 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:45,399 - What are you doing? - Getting the key. Thank you, Tim. 90 00:07:45,567 --> 00:07:48,107 Do you think he's really on a recruiting trip 91 00:07:48,108 --> 00:07:51,274 or in some love nest with another woman? 92 00:07:51,448 --> 00:07:55,198 - No. - I'm just asking. 93 00:07:55,369 --> 00:07:59,035 Oh-oh. What? What is this face? 94 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:02,414 - Is there another woman? - Sort of. 95 00:08:02,585 --> 00:08:05,836 Not everything is about furthering my career. 96 00:08:06,005 --> 00:08:09,624 Well, you wouldn't know that to hear you speak publicly. 97 00:08:10,801 --> 00:08:13,424 These are two separate issues for me. 98 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:16,185 This kid has been passed 99 00:08:16,186 --> 00:08:18,674 from group home to a foster home to the shelter. 100 00:08:19,052 --> 00:08:20,940 I've worked with him. 101 00:08:20,941 --> 00:08:24,474 If he doesn't get into a good family, then he is a goner. 102 00:08:24,641 --> 00:08:27,727 I think it's admirable to adopt a needy child. 103 00:08:27,894 --> 00:08:30,980 - Bette and I wanted to adopt. - So why didn't you? 104 00:08:31,147 --> 00:08:35,361 Because some girl from the Midwest who thinks lesbians have horns 105 00:08:35,527 --> 00:08:38,897 isn't about to choose us as adoptive parents for her baby. 106 00:08:39,073 --> 00:08:44,234 - That's how the system works. - If you're set on a newborn, white baby. 107 00:08:44,411 --> 00:08:47,615 What's wrong with a white person wanting a white baby? 108 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:49,862 Most people wanna have a family 109 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,667 that looks like the family they grew up in. 110 00:08:55,089 --> 00:08:59,254 Yolanda? You have something you wanna say to Bette? 111 00:08:59,427 --> 00:09:04,885 I do. You talk so proud and forthright about being a lesbian. 112 00:09:05,058 --> 00:09:08,927 But you never refer to yourself as an African-American woman. 113 00:09:09,104 --> 00:09:13,435 You're saying that white people should only take care of white babies. 114 00:09:13,609 --> 00:09:15,650 I said nothing of the kind. 115 00:09:15,819 --> 00:09:19,900 I was about to say that Tina and I chose an African-American donor 116 00:09:20,074 --> 00:09:21,494 because it was important to us 117 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:24,452 to have a family that reflects who we are. 118 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:28,121 Before you reflect who you are you have to be who you are. 119 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:30,522 They're wondering what we're talking about 120 00:09:30,523 --> 00:09:33,168 because they didn't know you were black. 121 00:09:33,337 --> 00:09:37,752 You need to reflect on what it is you're saying to the world 122 00:09:37,926 --> 00:09:42,139 by hiding so behind the lightness of your skin. 123 00:09:42,306 --> 00:09:46,553 You know... you know nothing about me. 124 00:09:48,228 --> 00:09:51,564 You don't know how I grew up, how I live my life. 125 00:09:51,732 --> 00:09:54,189 - That's because... - Yolanda, Bette. 126 00:09:54,359 --> 00:09:57,647 I'm gonna have to ask you to save this till Thursday. 127 00:09:57,822 --> 00:10:01,903 We'll pick it up during Freestyle. Good work, everyone. 128 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:09,665 Hey, tell Bette not to let Yolanda get to her too much. 129 00:10:09,835 --> 00:10:14,545 She's just trying to figure her out, see if she has an ally. 130 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:18,131 Stick around. Soon you'll start looking forward to it. 131 00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:22,253 No, no, we both thought it was really interesting. 132 00:10:22,431 --> 00:10:26,679 "We"? You haven't had a chance to talk to Bette about it yet. 133 00:10:28,187 --> 00:10:32,482 Oh, yeah. Um, I thought it was really interesting. 134 00:10:32,650 --> 00:10:37,479 I'll talk to Bette about it and we'll both decide what we wanna do. 135 00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:41,489 - Better? - Mm-hm. See ya. 136 00:10:41,659 --> 00:10:43,700 My God! That is... 137 00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:46,420 I mean... I'm so glad it was you 138 00:10:46,421 --> 00:10:49,032 and not Tim who went out and did the nasty. 139 00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:53,707 You know? So, like, where did you meet him? What does he do? 140 00:10:53,881 --> 00:10:56,752 What is he? What does he look like? 141 00:10:56,925 --> 00:10:59,927 - At a party. - Yeah? 142 00:11:00,095 --> 00:11:04,474 - Uh, owns a caf�. - That's cool. 143 00:11:04,642 --> 00:11:08,012 I'm not proud of what I did. It was really shitty. 144 00:11:08,187 --> 00:11:12,684 - What? Is he funny? - Definitely not. 145 00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:16,229 - Smart? - I don't know. 146 00:11:16,404 --> 00:11:19,240 But hot? 147 00:11:20,324 --> 00:11:23,363 Marina's definitely hot. 148 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,990 Marina? 149 00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:33,162 Whoa, dude, that's the one thing I haven't done! 150 00:11:33,338 --> 00:11:38,049 So... what are you gonna call her in the story? 151 00:11:38,218 --> 00:11:41,090 No, I didn't do it because of that. 152 00:11:41,263 --> 00:11:45,725 I didn't do this for something to write about. 153 00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:50,183 Jenny? 154 00:11:51,732 --> 00:11:54,190 - Hey. - What? 155 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,983 Look at me. 156 00:11:59,074 --> 00:12:01,363 Oh, my God. 157 00:12:03,495 --> 00:12:06,414 She broke your heart. 158 00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:10,835 Fuck. 159 00:12:14,756 --> 00:12:17,462 - You look great! - I love it! 160 00:12:17,635 --> 00:12:19,878 - You look wicked. - That is awesome. 161 00:12:20,054 --> 00:12:24,100 I want you to sign it. Make it out to Francesca and I. 162 00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:27,518 - She's back? - Oh, bring her to Twat. 163 00:12:27,687 --> 00:12:29,764 You have to take her. 164 00:12:29,939 --> 00:12:33,724 - Make it special. - "Dana Fairbanks, professional lesbian." 165 00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:39,776 Oh, come on. Next week it'll be in every magazine you read. 166 00:12:39,950 --> 00:12:42,987 You won't be able to keep the girls away. 167 00:12:43,161 --> 00:12:46,247 Your parents must be so proud. 168 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,745 Dana. 169 00:12:50,746 --> 00:12:55,168 - Did you not do it? - You didn't come out to your parents yet? 170 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:59,553 - Subaru's gonna do it for you. - You didn't tell them? 171 00:12:59,721 --> 00:13:02,889 You didn't tell them. You have to do this today. 172 00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:08,017 I can't do it today. My mom's getting an award from her women's group. 173 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:11,640 Your mother belongs to a women's group? That's good. 174 00:13:11,816 --> 00:13:14,735 Orange County Republican Women's Coalition. 175 00:13:14,903 --> 00:13:17,028 Ay co�o. I'm sorry. 176 00:13:18,991 --> 00:13:21,863 Dana, come on. We weren't laughing. 177 00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:26,248 Oh, God... Dana, talk to me. I want to help. 178 00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,493 I can't believe my life right now. 179 00:13:28,668 --> 00:13:32,252 I fucked up so bad with Lara and you guys are laughing at me. 180 00:13:32,422 --> 00:13:36,752 - I just... I can't handle it. - I'm sorry. I feel like an asshole. 181 00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:41,172 I have an idea. Ready? 182 00:13:41,347 --> 00:13:43,840 - I'm gonna come with you. - I can't do it. 183 00:13:44,017 --> 00:13:48,846 You're gonna tell your mom and dad before your mother gets the award. 184 00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:54,101 OK, just wham, "Mom, Dad, I'm a lesbian." No big deal, just like that. 185 00:13:54,278 --> 00:13:58,573 There's no way they'll make a scene in front of all those people. 186 00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,782 I can look Republican. 187 00:14:00,952 --> 00:14:03,408 Who the hell does she think she is? 188 00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:07,031 She knows nothing about my race politics, 189 00:14:07,032 --> 00:14:08,658 nothing about my self-identification. 190 00:14:08,835 --> 00:14:13,463 - Nothing. - She's a writer. Yolanda Watkins. 191 00:14:13,631 --> 00:14:19,256 I Googled her. Teaches at UCLA. She's published three volumes of poetry 192 00:14:19,429 --> 00:14:24,590 and two books of non-fiction, including Sistah, Stand Up. 193 00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:29,596 - We're gonna have some fun with her. - We? 194 00:14:29,773 --> 00:14:34,484 - You're not the one she jumped all over. - I was just as upset as you were. 195 00:14:34,653 --> 00:14:38,949 I don't think so, Tina. It was my whole life she was attacking. 196 00:14:39,117 --> 00:14:41,406 My life. 197 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:47,580 So, Jen... were you always a lesbian? 198 00:14:48,668 --> 00:14:51,290 I never said I was a lesbian. 199 00:14:51,463 --> 00:14:55,711 So it just came out of nowhere and bit you on the ass? 200 00:14:55,884 --> 00:14:59,052 Because I mean, you know, I love women. 201 00:14:59,921 --> 00:15:01,416 For companionship, 202 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:05,094 I figure I could do without the company of men entirely. 203 00:15:05,269 --> 00:15:10,857 Except, dude... can't get down with the puss. I love a dick. 204 00:15:11,025 --> 00:15:14,478 - I think I'm bisexual. - Oh, brother. 205 00:15:14,654 --> 00:15:17,323 Jenny, is this just your way of telling me 206 00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:21,074 that you had a huge crush on me in college? 207 00:15:21,244 --> 00:15:23,534 Annette. 208 00:15:25,373 --> 00:15:29,419 - No. - You're lying. You're madly in love with me. 209 00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:34,083 Well, I gotta get a look at this Marina, see if she's worth it. 210 00:15:34,257 --> 00:15:37,461 - No. - Yeah, we gotta stalk her. 211 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,970 - Just so I can see. - No, no, no stalking. 212 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:46,431 - Why? - Because... her girlfriend's back in town. 213 00:15:46,603 --> 00:15:50,603 Her girlfriend? Does this just keep getting better? 214 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:55,070 She told me that she had a girlfriend after Tim left me. 215 00:15:55,237 --> 00:15:59,782 But I would have done everything in the exact same way I did it now. 216 00:15:59,951 --> 00:16:04,081 - I would've. - Is there any more to this story? 217 00:16:04,247 --> 00:16:07,832 - No. - Fine. This is what I think. 218 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,165 I gotta see this woman. 219 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:13,044 And you gotta stake out the competition. I'm serious. 220 00:16:13,215 --> 00:16:17,260 You're not gonna take this sitting down. If you're really in love... 221 00:16:17,428 --> 00:16:21,640 - I don't know if I'm in love. - Whatever. Go out guns blazing. 222 00:16:21,807 --> 00:16:25,509 - You gotta stand up and fight for the... - What? 223 00:16:25,686 --> 00:16:28,605 Whatever... What's the girlfriend's name? 224 00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:34,148 - Francesca Wolff. - Oh, barf. Well, Francesca's going down. 225 00:16:38,783 --> 00:16:41,536 We're shooting the video in three weeks. 226 00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:44,658 Our people will be in touch to work on the details. 227 00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:47,370 That's sweet! Hey, I'm down with it. 228 00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:49,916 - Hey. - Hey, baby girl! 229 00:16:50,087 --> 00:16:52,625 Duane, this is my little sister, Bette. 230 00:16:52,798 --> 00:16:56,548 Bette, this is Duane Washington of Ben's Box Records. 231 00:16:58,012 --> 00:16:59,756 And what's this? 232 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:04,144 I work with Slim Daddy. He's gonna sample "It's The Real Thing". 233 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,055 Wow! Fantastic. 234 00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,851 Do you mind if I take a look? 235 00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:12,774 Who would have thought that a song I wrote in 1986 236 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:16,529 would be sampled by Slim Daddy in 2004? 237 00:17:17,298 --> 00:17:19,750 1,000 dollars is all you're offering my sister 238 00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:21,575 for unlimited use of her song? 239 00:17:21,745 --> 00:17:25,530 - Standard contract for a sample. - I'm down with the deal. 240 00:17:25,707 --> 00:17:29,043 Are you gonna give her a percentage of the revenues? 241 00:17:29,211 --> 00:17:30,155 We should have a lawyer look at this 242 00:17:30,156 --> 00:17:33,875 and give it back in a couple of days. 243 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:37,551 This is pretty much a non-negotiable offer. 244 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:41,007 There you go. 245 00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:46,050 Hey, let me know when you're gonna be doing that video, OK? 246 00:17:49,732 --> 00:17:52,819 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 247 00:17:52,986 --> 00:17:56,072 - You almost fucked that up! - I was trying to help. 248 00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:58,578 You don't always make the best decisions. 249 00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:01,864 In this case, thanks but no thanks. 250 00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:10,535 - I talked to David yesterday. - And what did he want? 251 00:18:10,713 --> 00:18:12,910 He came to meet you. 252 00:18:12,911 --> 00:18:16,410 He saw you sitting at the bar, having a drink, and he left. 253 00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:21,174 What? You were there. You know I wasn't drinking. 254 00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:25,977 - I must have been in the bathroom. - You know I wasn't drinking. 255 00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:30,014 Oh, nice. You always gotta take me down a notch. 256 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:34,061 Why can't you say, "Well done. Slim Daddy wants to sample your song 257 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,247 and you got through a terrible situation 258 00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:39,862 the other night without a drink"? 259 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,073 You can't even give me that, can you? 260 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:04,261 Hello. 261 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:09,183 Hey. I was... just looking for a cigarette. 262 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:14,023 - Guess I should have asked, huh? - Yeah. 263 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,163 Have you noticed those banners around the house 264 00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:18,907 that say smoking kills women? 265 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:23,621 - And there's one over the toilet, no? - Yeah. 266 00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:27,498 They don't smoke. 267 00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,955 Duh. 268 00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:46,475 Bette, there's a call on line one. You might wanna take it. 269 00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:51,192 - Take a message. I'm late for lunch. - I think you should take it. 270 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,398 Oh, God... 271 00:20:00,619 --> 00:20:03,788 - Bette Porter. - Are you in charge of the museum? 272 00:20:03,957 --> 00:20:08,038 - I am. - Do you believe in Jesus Christ, ma'am? 273 00:20:08,211 --> 00:20:09,563 Because God will punish you 274 00:20:09,564 --> 00:20:13,338 for putting up blasphemous filth in your museum. 275 00:20:13,508 --> 00:20:16,843 You and all those involved are gonna burn in hell. 276 00:20:17,012 --> 00:20:20,382 You hear me? You're all gonna burn in hell. 277 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:27,189 That's the fifth call today. We thought you should know. 278 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:31,022 Just keep a record of the calls. OK? 279 00:20:51,214 --> 00:20:54,086 Oh, my God! 280 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:57,427 - I killed him! - Fucking bitch! Are you blind? 281 00:20:57,596 --> 00:21:00,266 - I am so sorry. - Get away from me! 282 00:21:00,432 --> 00:21:04,811 There is no need to be so aggressive. It was a mistake. 283 00:21:04,979 --> 00:21:07,020 - Fuck you, you cow! - Fuck you! 284 00:21:07,189 --> 00:21:09,599 - Fuck you! - You are a fucking nutcase! 285 00:21:09,776 --> 00:21:13,110 - You're a fucking menace. - Can I help? 286 00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:15,522 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 287 00:21:15,698 --> 00:21:18,784 - Are you injured? - No, but thank you for asking. 288 00:21:18,951 --> 00:21:22,073 - At least someone did. - You didn't let us, you freak. 289 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:26,745 Hey! Well, you're obviously in one piece. 290 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:31,048 You sure know how to fall. You're in amazing shape. 291 00:21:31,214 --> 00:21:33,624 - Thanks. - You sure you can ride? 292 00:21:33,801 --> 00:21:36,968 Yeah, I can. I'm not sure they can. 293 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:39,546 Learn to drive. 294 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,139 Thank you. There's no talking to some people. 295 00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:48,310 Appeal to their vanity. Works every time. Be careful. 296 00:21:54,489 --> 00:21:56,613 OK. All right. 297 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,655 - Let's review the strategy one more time. - Right. 298 00:21:59,828 --> 00:22:02,699 - Exchange pleasantries. - Mom says how thin I look. 299 00:22:02,872 --> 00:22:05,163 My father asks how my career is going. 300 00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:07,791 You tell them. Just blurt it out. 301 00:22:07,962 --> 00:22:11,877 - Before lunch, before Mom gets the award. - She'll keep it together. 302 00:22:12,049 --> 00:22:16,463 She's not going on that stage with her mascara running. Let's go. 303 00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:18,678 OK. 304 00:22:27,273 --> 00:22:29,823 Look at these beautiful ladies 305 00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:33,229 who've come from Beverly Hills to be at my luncheon! 306 00:22:33,404 --> 00:22:37,106 - I don't live in Beverly Hills, Mom! - You're so thin! 307 00:22:37,283 --> 00:22:40,535 Alice, you look wonderful as always! Nice to see you. 308 00:22:40,704 --> 00:22:43,374 - Congrats, Sharon. - Hi, Dad! 309 00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:46,115 We'll have to go and sit down to lunch. 310 00:22:46,293 --> 00:22:50,921 - Howie, have you said hello to your sister? - Hey. 311 00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:53,131 Hello. 312 00:22:55,762 --> 00:22:58,218 - Ooh! - Shit! Shit! 313 00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:00,597 Now go! 314 00:23:10,402 --> 00:23:13,071 All I can see right now is her butt. 315 00:23:13,238 --> 00:23:17,402 Which is nice, for a girl, but I'm not an expert on women's asses. 316 00:23:17,576 --> 00:23:20,198 Come on, turn around. 317 00:23:21,539 --> 00:23:24,908 - Wow! Wow. - Can we go now? 318 00:23:25,084 --> 00:23:30,246 I'm trying to wrap my head around this. I wanna ask you something. 319 00:23:30,423 --> 00:23:34,173 You had sex with that woman? Did you go down on her? 320 00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:36,670 - Please. - No, this is important. 321 00:23:36,846 --> 00:23:38,971 Do girls look pretty when they're getting eaten out? 322 00:23:38,972 --> 00:23:41,260 Guys look so dorky... 323 00:23:41,435 --> 00:23:44,223 - Hello again. - Hi. 324 00:23:45,814 --> 00:23:48,483 OK. We have to go now. 325 00:23:49,609 --> 00:23:53,229 Annette, it's not funny. What? 326 00:23:53,405 --> 00:23:55,944 - Jenny. Jenny. - What? 327 00:24:00,496 --> 00:24:03,617 Oh, my God. It's Francesca. 328 00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:23,971 Dana, you must be so proud of your mother. 329 00:24:24,145 --> 00:24:28,974 She raised more money for our candidates than anybody else at the club. 330 00:24:29,151 --> 00:24:32,106 Oh, I am very... proud, yes. 331 00:24:33,197 --> 00:24:37,991 - We just wanted to say congratulations. - Thank you so much. 332 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,946 - Aw, Dad... - I'll just take this drink. 333 00:24:42,164 --> 00:24:45,749 - Sorry about that. - Mom. Dad. 334 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:51,081 Um, Howe. There's something I want to talk to you guys about. 335 00:24:51,258 --> 00:24:54,960 Dana, do you have a... boyfriend, by any chance? 336 00:24:55,137 --> 00:25:00,428 Howie, don't be a pain. If Dana had a boyfriend he'd be here with us. 337 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,511 Dana's like I was. 338 00:25:03,512 --> 00:25:05,478 When you're good at something, men are intimidated. 339 00:25:05,648 --> 00:25:09,516 You gotta wait for the right one to come along. 340 00:25:11,612 --> 00:25:15,741 - What were you saying, dear? - Excuse me, I want an autograph. 341 00:25:15,909 --> 00:25:19,694 I'm sorry to interrupt, but it seemed like my best chance. 342 00:25:19,871 --> 00:25:22,577 - You must be so proud. - You know Marian. 343 00:25:22,749 --> 00:25:24,956 - Hi. - Hi, how are you? 344 00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:27,665 - God! - Dana... 345 00:25:27,837 --> 00:25:32,050 It's my son. My son, Bruce, he gave me this magazine. 346 00:25:32,217 --> 00:25:35,172 He knew that your mother was friends with me. 347 00:25:35,345 --> 00:25:38,466 - We've come such a long way, haven't we? - Oh, shit. 348 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:43,350 Howie! Dana. Sweetie... what was that? 349 00:25:44,605 --> 00:25:47,062 - Mm... - What was that? 350 00:25:48,859 --> 00:25:51,980 My Subaru ad. 351 00:25:53,531 --> 00:25:56,730 Something wonderful happens and you downplay it. 352 00:25:56,731 --> 00:25:58,609 That ad was very impressive. 353 00:25:58,786 --> 00:26:02,406 Honey! Honey, when were you going to tell us? 354 00:26:02,582 --> 00:26:04,276 A few more surprises like that 355 00:26:04,277 --> 00:26:06,996 and I could keel over from a heart attack. 356 00:26:07,170 --> 00:26:10,255 It's your day. 357 00:26:10,424 --> 00:26:15,336 It's your day. You know? She didn't want to steal your thunder. 358 00:26:15,512 --> 00:26:19,760 Always thinking of other people. That's my Dana. 359 00:26:19,934 --> 00:26:21,400 I can't wait to tell your aunt Sasha. 360 00:26:21,401 --> 00:26:24,728 She hasn't seen it, or she'd be screaming. 361 00:26:24,897 --> 00:26:27,354 I'm sure she would be. 362 00:26:27,525 --> 00:26:32,069 What did it say again, dear? "Get out and stay out." 363 00:26:32,239 --> 00:26:34,528 Yeah, it did. 364 00:26:37,285 --> 00:26:39,859 I'm not really sure what that means. 365 00:26:40,038 --> 00:26:44,998 Um... It means... 366 00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:49,464 It's a marketing campaign for women... who are like me. 367 00:26:49,632 --> 00:26:53,962 Who... who are... out... 368 00:26:54,136 --> 00:26:58,929 ... doorsy. Outside a lot. Who are playing tennis. You know? 369 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,638 Things like that, you know. 370 00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:04,647 I'm just not hungry all of a sudden. 371 00:27:04,814 --> 00:27:08,398 Can you just give me a minute? I'm just gonna... 372 00:27:08,568 --> 00:27:10,858 I'll be back. OK? Just... 373 00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:14,695 - They have no idea what it means. - You think? 374 00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:15,912 Or they totally get it 375 00:27:15,913 --> 00:27:19,328 but they just went into some black hole of denial. 376 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:25,708 You don't know how within the realm of possibility that is. 377 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:28,500 Maybe they get it, maybe they don't. 378 00:27:28,673 --> 00:27:32,920 But right now they're really proud of you and this is the moment. 379 00:27:33,093 --> 00:27:35,420 - D'you wanna practise? - OK. 380 00:27:35,596 --> 00:27:38,966 OK. This'll be Sharon and this'll be Irwin. 381 00:27:39,142 --> 00:27:41,847 - OK. - Go ahead. 382 00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:47,184 - That's retarded. - Would you just play? 383 00:27:47,358 --> 00:27:51,274 "I'm not really sure what that means, 'Get out and stay out.'" 384 00:27:59,205 --> 00:28:00,205 What are you looking at? 385 00:28:00,372 --> 00:28:02,947 Thank you. 386 00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:04,342 Ladies and gentlemen, 387 00:28:04,343 --> 00:28:07,287 would you please join me in welcoming to the stage 388 00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:12,334 our own Woman of the Year, Sharon Fairbanks. 389 00:28:12,510 --> 00:28:16,176 - Well done, Sharon. - Bravo. 390 00:28:20,727 --> 00:28:23,930 What a day to be proud of my girls. 391 00:28:25,941 --> 00:28:27,982 Thank you so much. 392 00:28:28,151 --> 00:28:33,942 I feel so honoured to be standing here in front of you and my family. 393 00:28:34,116 --> 00:28:37,236 I can't tell you what a precious moment this is. 394 00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:39,820 For the last eight years... 395 00:28:41,249 --> 00:28:45,378 You're making yourself crazy. Maybe we should abort. 396 00:28:45,544 --> 00:28:49,330 Who's smoking? Somebody's smoking. 397 00:28:49,507 --> 00:28:51,999 - What up, lesbos? - Thank God. 398 00:28:52,176 --> 00:28:55,131 - Shit, Howie, what are you doing? - What? 399 00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:57,714 - Here. - No. No, no. 400 00:28:57,891 --> 00:29:01,011 It might help you relax a little bit. 401 00:29:03,188 --> 00:29:05,597 Oh, Dana... 402 00:29:05,774 --> 00:29:06,975 I gotta tell you... 403 00:29:07,676 --> 00:29:11,779 When Mom and Dad disown you an' all, I'll... 404 00:29:11,947 --> 00:29:13,988 ... still come and visit. 405 00:29:14,158 --> 00:29:18,073 - Thanks, bro. - Here. 406 00:29:18,245 --> 00:29:20,287 - OK. - Go for it. 407 00:29:23,793 --> 00:29:26,997 - Oh... - Wait a minute. Oh. 408 00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:28,521 She bought her a watch. 409 00:29:28,522 --> 00:29:31,835 Oh, it's a Mont Blanc. Those are very expensive. 410 00:29:32,010 --> 00:29:34,846 We're stalking someone, which makes us crazy. 411 00:29:35,013 --> 00:29:38,015 I think you can take her down. 412 00:29:38,183 --> 00:29:43,522 Look at her. She's fucking beautiful, man. She drives vintage Mercedes. 413 00:29:43,689 --> 00:29:47,818 She's like Belmondo in, like, this Godard film. 414 00:29:47,985 --> 00:29:52,564 You know? I live out of a garbage bag. I live in a tool shed. 415 00:29:52,739 --> 00:29:56,324 - OK, but here's what I see. - What do you see? 416 00:29:56,493 --> 00:29:59,532 Francesca is buying Marina's affections. 417 00:29:59,706 --> 00:30:02,375 You're way younger. You're way hotter. 418 00:30:02,542 --> 00:30:06,671 Why do you think she came looking for you? It's over between them. 419 00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:10,010 Look at them, man. There's love in their eyes. 420 00:30:10,011 --> 00:30:11,335 They got that choojdooboom... 421 00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:14,428 - Twat. - No more twat for me. 422 00:30:14,596 --> 00:30:19,140 - Twat gets me into trouble. - Twat: The Night, you idiot. 423 00:30:19,309 --> 00:30:21,595 We go together. We look hot, 424 00:30:21,596 --> 00:30:25,515 we get you dolled up like the Jenny I used to know. 425 00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:30,687 - Marina sees us, maybe gets jealous. - Maybe a bad idea? 426 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:34,945 Worst case scenario, she thinks you have a hot new girlfriend. 427 00:30:35,118 --> 00:30:39,116 But if it goes well, Fran will be getting her walking papers. 428 00:30:44,669 --> 00:30:46,877 I was at this... 429 00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:50,464 Oh, fuck! Oh, my God. 430 00:30:50,634 --> 00:30:55,463 - I'm not... - Mom! You didn't do anything, Mom! 431 00:30:55,639 --> 00:30:59,769 Dad, it's not like that. Please let me explain! 432 00:30:59,935 --> 00:31:04,265 You've said enough. I take it you are part of this lifestyle, too? 433 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,312 Me? No, no, I have a boyfriend. 434 00:31:13,533 --> 00:31:14,648 Thanks. 435 00:31:22,751 --> 00:31:25,374 Mom, Dad, wait. Wait. 436 00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:28,998 Wait, wait. Mom... 437 00:31:29,174 --> 00:31:32,959 I'm sorry. I didn't do this to hurt you. 438 00:31:34,221 --> 00:31:36,290 We all have feelings for our girlfriends. 439 00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:40,059 It doesn't mean you have to act on them. 440 00:32:09,592 --> 00:32:13,258 Hey. You all right? OK. 441 00:32:27,444 --> 00:32:30,196 Hey. Hey! 442 00:32:31,448 --> 00:32:35,696 - Why are you doing this shit, Clive? - They kicked me out. 443 00:32:37,871 --> 00:32:42,001 I was just looking for a fucking cigarette! 444 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:46,747 So if I was to look in your bag I wouldn't find Marnie's CD player? 445 00:32:46,922 --> 00:32:51,586 Do not throw this shit at me. Do not fucking do that! 446 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:55,966 If it's not there that means you sold it for drugs. 447 00:32:56,141 --> 00:33:01,978 Fuck you! You are just like them. Shane, please, you gotta help me. 448 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:04,555 - Oh, fuck. - No, please, please! 449 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:09,194 Don't let them kick me out, OK? I just need a couple more days... 450 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:13,314 Look, I'm out. I'm done. I can't. I can't. 451 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:17,325 You fucked it. I can't. Take that. I cannot do that. 452 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:24,211 Goddamn it. 453 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,627 All right. 454 00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:34,300 You take that. You can stay in a hotel for a few nights. 455 00:33:38,185 --> 00:33:41,471 The reason you have this money is because of me. 456 00:33:41,646 --> 00:33:44,601 I'm the one who got you where you are. 457 00:33:44,774 --> 00:33:46,571 Without me you never would have met Harry 458 00:33:46,572 --> 00:33:48,727 or have any clients. You owe me. 459 00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:57,940 Thank you. I thank you for setting me up. Selfish prick. 460 00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:03,669 - Shane... - Fuck! 461 00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:05,711 Wait! 462 00:34:09,634 --> 00:34:12,173 - Are you holding... - No! 463 00:34:14,013 --> 00:34:16,387 Goddamn it! 464 00:34:23,023 --> 00:34:26,191 - Back off! - Get in the car! 465 00:34:27,569 --> 00:34:30,571 Just take it. Oh, God. 466 00:34:32,575 --> 00:34:36,158 - I'm sorry. - No, you're not. 467 00:34:45,005 --> 00:34:48,007 Jenny? 468 00:34:48,174 --> 00:34:52,802 - Hey, lesbo, is that you? - Oh! 469 00:34:55,474 --> 00:34:57,764 Hi, Tim. 470 00:34:57,976 --> 00:35:02,189 - How long are you gonna be? - In the bathroom or in LA? 471 00:35:02,356 --> 00:35:06,023 - The bathroom. - I'm almost done. 472 00:35:06,193 --> 00:35:09,065 Hey... Hey, Tim. 473 00:35:12,408 --> 00:35:15,175 I'm sorry for everything that's been going on. 474 00:35:15,176 --> 00:35:16,715 It must have been really hard. 475 00:35:20,124 --> 00:35:23,126 Yeah. Well, it still is. 476 00:35:25,672 --> 00:35:31,094 I know you're hurting, but... if you can... 477 00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:35,765 ... you take care of Jenny. 478 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:41,308 She really needs somebody now and I live too far away. 479 00:35:45,401 --> 00:35:48,486 Thanks. It's all yours. 480 00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:54,756 It's a petition opposing 481 00:35:54,757 --> 00:35:57,663 the Arts Center for displaying obscene art: 482 00:35:57,831 --> 00:36:00,388 the Virgin Mary engaged in a sex act with herself, 483 00:36:00,389 --> 00:36:03,039 children with genitals exposed. 484 00:36:03,211 --> 00:36:07,127 Ma'am, would you be interested in signing this petition? 485 00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:11,345 - I know something about the exhibit. - Then you must be disgusted 486 00:36:11,511 --> 00:36:14,217 at the sick material that they're calling art. 487 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:17,760 Have you seen it, this so-called art? 488 00:36:17,935 --> 00:36:21,352 Not personally, no, but I don't feel I need to. 489 00:36:21,522 --> 00:36:24,773 How can you ask people to sign a petition opposing it? 490 00:36:24,942 --> 00:36:28,064 How can you condemn works of art without seeing them 491 00:36:28,238 --> 00:36:32,367 or considering what the artist might be trying to say? 492 00:36:32,533 --> 00:36:35,869 Excuse me, you're on private property. 493 00:36:48,925 --> 00:36:52,925 - Next time we'll have lap dancers. - Totally. 494 00:36:55,266 --> 00:36:57,935 - Is this the Twat? - The Night. 495 00:36:59,729 --> 00:37:03,099 - 15 dollars. - Two. Awesome. 496 00:37:03,274 --> 00:37:08,020 - Did you and Marina hang out here a lot? - Um... Oh, my God. 497 00:37:08,196 --> 00:37:12,990 - Uh, no, we never went out at all. - You never went... ? Oh. 498 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:18,451 It was awful. They made me chase them out the front door of the hotel 499 00:37:18,623 --> 00:37:22,705 and she said we all have feelings for our girlfriends 500 00:37:22,878 --> 00:37:24,712 but it doesn't mean we have to act on them. 501 00:37:24,713 --> 00:37:27,755 What the hell does that mean? 502 00:37:27,925 --> 00:37:31,793 That she fell in love with a friend and got her heart broken. 503 00:37:31,970 --> 00:37:34,050 No way. Sharon Fairbanks, 504 00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:37,215 Orange County Republican Woman of the Year, 505 00:37:37,393 --> 00:37:42,352 - Garden Grove Chapter? I don't think so. - It takes all kinds. 506 00:37:42,523 --> 00:37:44,814 - You would know. - She would. 507 00:37:44,984 --> 00:37:47,986 Tina tells me you're cutting Cherie Jaffe's hair. 508 00:37:48,154 --> 00:37:50,824 - Yeah, on Friday. - That is so huge! 509 00:37:50,990 --> 00:37:54,610 She's the coolest person in Hollywood who doesn't have a job. 510 00:37:54,786 --> 00:37:58,075 And she could make you. Quit with your cool stuff, 511 00:37:58,076 --> 00:37:59,995 'cause she could break you, too. 512 00:38:00,167 --> 00:38:02,457 And you know it. 513 00:38:09,510 --> 00:38:14,174 I'm a black woman. That is who I am. That is how I identify. 514 00:38:14,349 --> 00:38:18,347 You don't even think of yourself as African-American. 515 00:38:18,519 --> 00:38:22,815 I am half African-American and my mother is white. 516 00:38:22,983 --> 00:38:25,652 But legally you're black. Isn't that a fact? 517 00:38:25,819 --> 00:38:28,940 That's the white man's definition of me, yes. 518 00:38:29,114 --> 00:38:31,815 What you're saying is that you would like to see 519 00:38:31,816 --> 00:38:33,327 white America define me. 520 00:38:33,494 --> 00:38:38,916 No, I'm not. I'm saying it feels like you're running from something. 521 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:44,079 - You've only known her... - I don't need you to defend me. OK? 522 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:49,879 How do you justify pushing me so hard to come out as a black woman 523 00:38:50,052 --> 00:38:54,301 when all the while you've let us mistake you for a straight woman? 524 00:38:56,101 --> 00:39:00,431 - You thought I was straight? - Well, why wouldn't I? 525 00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:03,228 You're not exactly readable as a lesbian. 526 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,809 You didn't come out and declare yourself. 527 00:39:05,986 --> 00:39:09,855 It wasn't until I read your poem from Sistah, Stand Up, 528 00:39:10,032 --> 00:39:12,701 with an H, might I add. 529 00:39:12,868 --> 00:39:16,239 "On being a black, socialist, feminist lesbian 530 00:39:16,414 --> 00:39:19,950 working to overthrow the white, male, capitalist patriarchy." 531 00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:22,167 I notice "lesbian" comes last. 532 00:39:22,336 --> 00:39:25,335 Oh, but you see, I did not negate it. 533 00:39:25,336 --> 00:39:28,174 I did not deny it. I did not leave it out. 534 00:39:28,342 --> 00:39:29,240 Well, neither do I. 535 00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:33,090 I would never define myself exclusively as being white 536 00:39:33,264 --> 00:39:35,970 any more than I would as being black. 537 00:39:36,142 --> 00:39:40,391 Why is it so... wrong for me to move more freely in the world 538 00:39:40,564 --> 00:39:44,479 just because my appearance doesn't announce who I am? 539 00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:47,855 - Because it is a lie! - Hey, hey. 540 00:39:50,616 --> 00:39:54,946 - I think you're being a little harsh. - I'm being a little harsh? 541 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:59,036 You just look at what your white world has done to this woman. 542 00:39:59,209 --> 00:40:03,752 She denies her blackness because it is easier... preferable 543 00:40:03,922 --> 00:40:07,125 to go through the world being mistaken as white. 544 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:11,762 You don't know how I've gone through the world. 545 00:40:12,889 --> 00:40:15,808 You have no idea. 546 00:40:20,522 --> 00:40:22,180 Yolanda, you're being very confrontational. 547 00:40:22,181 --> 00:40:25,945 Let's try to redirect this conversation. 548 00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:32,321 Is this black lady getting out of control? 549 00:40:32,493 --> 00:40:35,199 Is that what you're trying to say, Dan? 550 00:40:35,372 --> 00:40:39,323 Why is it that whenever a black woman has an opinion, 551 00:40:39,501 --> 00:40:42,621 she's being confrontational? 552 00:40:50,387 --> 00:40:52,962 - OK. They're not here. - What? 553 00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:56,510 - Can we please go? - Oh, J... No, no, no. 554 00:40:56,685 --> 00:40:58,726 We're here. 555 00:40:58,896 --> 00:41:01,103 And... 556 00:41:08,156 --> 00:41:11,241 - Oh, fuck. - No, you're good. You're good. 557 00:41:11,409 --> 00:41:13,035 Hi. Can I have two... 558 00:41:13,202 --> 00:41:16,157 - Oh... - You look amazing. 559 00:41:17,248 --> 00:41:19,456 So... 560 00:41:25,340 --> 00:41:28,212 You take this. And come with me. 561 00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:32,883 - He did it! - Sort of sexy. 562 00:41:33,057 --> 00:41:36,890 - What? When was that? - Unbelievable. 563 00:41:38,187 --> 00:41:41,391 So then she says "You want my what where?" 564 00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:43,773 And he says "It's not gonna fit." 565 00:41:43,943 --> 00:41:49,318 Who's the freak? The chick. The chick with Jenny. 566 00:41:49,490 --> 00:41:52,113 - No idea. - Never seen her. 567 00:41:52,285 --> 00:41:56,865 Act like you're having a good time. It makes her want you bad. 568 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,828 OK, just give me a second. 569 00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:03,246 There you go. 570 00:42:03,422 --> 00:42:07,919 No, it's just... I just wanna... No. I'm having it bad. 571 00:42:08,094 --> 00:42:12,804 What we gotta do is we gotta get you over next to Francesca there 572 00:42:12,974 --> 00:42:15,892 so that Marina can see you. 573 00:42:16,060 --> 00:42:20,390 She's so beautiful. And I am not beautiful. 574 00:42:20,565 --> 00:42:25,228 - You are so beautiful! What... - But she is sophisticated. 575 00:42:25,403 --> 00:42:28,855 - And I am not. - You're one hell of a tramp. 576 00:42:29,032 --> 00:42:33,659 I've seen you work that. Remember all the professors in college? 577 00:42:36,456 --> 00:42:40,503 She's looking at you. She wants you bad. Seriously. 578 00:42:40,669 --> 00:42:43,208 OK. What do I do? 579 00:42:43,381 --> 00:42:46,466 Um... I don't know. 580 00:42:46,634 --> 00:42:49,091 Come on. Put that on. 581 00:42:49,262 --> 00:42:54,553 Change of plans. She's getting up. I think she's going to the bathroom. 582 00:42:54,725 --> 00:42:58,226 Which is a signal for you to follow. 583 00:42:58,396 --> 00:43:00,436 - OK. - Go get her. 584 00:43:00,607 --> 00:43:02,933 You can do this. You're a kitten of love. 585 00:43:03,109 --> 00:43:04,984 Shh! Watch! 586 00:43:05,153 --> 00:43:07,443 She wants you. Go get her. 587 00:43:07,614 --> 00:43:12,324 Hello again. I think it's time we met formally, don't you? 588 00:43:12,494 --> 00:43:15,780 - Francesca Wolff. - I'm Jenny Schecter. 589 00:43:17,291 --> 00:43:19,331 - Jenny. - Annette. Bishop. 590 00:43:19,501 --> 00:43:21,875 Annette. 591 00:43:22,046 --> 00:43:26,508 - You two known each other a long time? - Yeah, since college. 592 00:43:26,676 --> 00:43:30,888 - But a lot's changed since then. - Yeah, a lot has changed. 593 00:43:31,055 --> 00:43:33,429 I remember the years after college. 594 00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:36,685 Everything you felt was true became something else. 595 00:43:36,853 --> 00:43:39,641 I saw my girlfriends turn into their mothers 596 00:43:39,815 --> 00:43:42,900 and settle down with guys like their fathers. 597 00:43:43,068 --> 00:43:46,604 To do things differently, you had to move to New York or LA. 598 00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:49,450 That doesn't happen with our generation. 599 00:43:49,616 --> 00:43:52,414 No, it's true. Everything you thought was true 600 00:43:52,415 --> 00:43:54,956 does become something else. 601 00:43:56,874 --> 00:44:00,034 Listen, I know this can be a difficult time. 602 00:44:00,035 --> 00:44:02,036 It's good you two have each other. 603 00:44:02,213 --> 00:44:04,163 You need to talk to somebody 604 00:44:04,164 --> 00:44:06,461 when you're going through such big changes. 605 00:44:06,634 --> 00:44:08,970 We're gonna leave now, 606 00:44:08,971 --> 00:44:12,425 but Marina and I would love to have you over for dinner. 607 00:44:12,599 --> 00:44:15,387 - That's great. - She's told me a lot about you. 608 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,978 Silence can be very productive. 609 00:44:19,147 --> 00:44:23,016 Let's just... breathe in this silence 610 00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:26,112 and see where it takes us. 611 00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:31,072 This sucks, man. 612 00:44:31,244 --> 00:44:35,705 I'll never get Alma to stay in the group if everyone keeps fighting. 613 00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:40,121 I should think of something to say. Get us onto another subject. 614 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,131 Exactly like my mother always said. 615 00:44:45,299 --> 00:44:47,440 Therapy is for people who has enough time 616 00:44:47,441 --> 00:44:50,260 and money to pay to make problems. 617 00:44:50,430 --> 00:44:54,760 Fuck this group. Fuck you, Dan, fuck you. 618 00:44:54,934 --> 00:44:58,186 Charlie and Matt and Karen and Harley. Hmph! 619 00:44:58,355 --> 00:45:01,975 You want an angry black lady, you got her. 620 00:45:04,945 --> 00:45:08,779 One of these days I am gonna bring up the Baltimore thing. 621 00:45:08,949 --> 00:45:11,489 Now's probably not the best time. 622 00:45:11,661 --> 00:45:13,820 Forgot to return Cantor's call. 623 00:45:13,996 --> 00:45:18,126 If I don't close that deal tomorrow, Sony is liable to pull out. 624 00:45:18,293 --> 00:45:20,417 Tile would be better 625 00:45:20,586 --> 00:45:25,463 if we're gonna go for that Spanishy-type feel. 626 00:45:25,633 --> 00:45:29,217 I wonder how lesbians know when they're done having sex 627 00:45:29,387 --> 00:45:34,596 'cause women can just go on and on. I bet Bette's the man. 628 00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:39,645 Up my price to 250 an hour and I could... 629 00:45:39,815 --> 00:45:40,990 I know group was hard today, 630 00:45:40,991 --> 00:45:45,200 but we got to talk about some really important things. 631 00:45:45,654 --> 00:45:49,903 I think too often people are afraid to say what they really feel. 632 00:45:50,076 --> 00:45:53,411 Um... They're afraid they might be rejected. 633 00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:58,160 What's happening to me? Am I just panicking? 634 00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:05,332 Is this about the baby? Or am I falling out of love? 635 00:46:05,508 --> 00:46:07,913 It's hard to be honest because people 636 00:46:07,914 --> 00:46:10,255 don't really wanna hear the truth. 637 00:46:10,430 --> 00:46:15,639 And... the truth is different for everyone. 638 00:46:17,271 --> 00:46:20,771 I guess the best we can do is just say what we feel. 639 00:46:37,542 --> 00:46:39,453 Hey. 640 00:46:40,212 --> 00:46:43,214 - Good night. - Ciao. 52219

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