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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,359 Good morning, everyone. 2 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:11,759 Now, we've brought you on this trip to give you a chance to breathe. 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:15,759 One final blow-out before the GCSE chaos begins. 4 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,679 Now, today will be split into three parts. 5 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,919 Er, Mr Meacher's started. You should... 6 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,679 Sir, it's Connor! Come quick! He's hurt! Come on, sir! 7 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,159 First, we have our end-of-year awards, 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,839 and we'll open up those letters you wrote to your future selves 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:29,959 back in Year 7. 10 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,239 You know, writing letters to your future selves 11 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,119 is a very powerful thing. 12 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,759 I recently read a letter that I wrote to myself last year. 13 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:43,439 It was very interesting to revisit my goals, 14 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:47,840 extremely pleasing to see how thoroughly I smashed them. 15 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,599 This way, sir. Come quick! 16 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,159 Then we'll look to the future, 17 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,199 and we'll discuss your career hopes and dreams. 18 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,559 Even someone my age likes to set new goals, 19 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,519 explore new opportunities, 20 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:04,760 even ones you thought you were never open-minded enough to try. 21 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,639 Sir, he's in there! What? What? 22 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:09,679 He's in there. Connor? 23 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,079 And then finally, the present. Tonight's party. 24 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,039 MURMURING Enjoy it, cos pretty soon, 25 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,519 you will be stressing about jobs and money. 26 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,999 Connor? Connor, are you all right? 27 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,479 He's in there, sir. Connor? Connor? 28 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,279 What...? Hey! 29 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,479 Hey! What's going on? 30 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,119 THEY LAUGH 31 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,279 Let me out! Say please, sir. 32 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,679 Please. Good boy. 33 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,119 THEY LAUGH 34 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,839 And that's why we've banned phones. 35 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,599 You see, this trip is about being here. 36 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,759 They say that school's the best days of your lives. 37 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:46,839 Well, take a tip from someone who's lived a fair few since... 38 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,039 they're right. 39 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,959 You'll miss the noise, the daftness, 40 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:56,080 the feeling that life is opening up, not closing in. 41 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,279 So make it count. 42 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,039 Now, as you can see, 43 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,599 Mr Dunn and I are using these radios to communicate. 44 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,279 That's because at the last place we visited, 45 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,799 some pupils thought it funny to lock Mr Dunn in the toilet. 46 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,999 He was there for three hours. LAUGHTER 47 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,879 Anyway, let's crack on. 48 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,960 Mr Dunn will start with the end-of-year awards. Mr Dunn? 49 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,959 Mr Dunn? 50 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,560 Mr Dunn, do you copy? 51 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,879 It's happened again. 52 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,519 LAUGHTER What has? 53 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:32,719 ? It's happened again It's happened again 54 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,239 ? Dunny's locked in the toilet It's happened again 55 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,079 ? It's happened again... ? 56 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,439 All right! ? It's happened again... ? 57 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,159 All right! ? Dunny's locked in the toilet... ? 58 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,480 ? It's happened again. ? 59 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,799 HE SIGHS 60 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,439 Well, I was only in there for ten minutes... this time. 61 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,479 LAUGHTER Anyway, end-of-year awards. 62 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,440 And the advocacy award goes to... 63 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,079 ? Hotter than hell... ? 64 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,399 MURMURING 65 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,199 Oh, my God. Thank you, sir. 66 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,359 This is amazing. 67 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,999 This award means so much to me 68 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:21,719 because it really sums up my values and my principles. 69 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:26,079 It shows the world exactly who I am. 70 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,359 LAUGHTER But it's not just about me. 71 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:33,439 This is about all of us together, sharing this vision. 72 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,399 Yes. WHISPERS: Ella-Grace. Ella-Grace. 73 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,439 We must stand together. ALL: Yeah. 74 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,319 This is our time. Yeah. 75 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,959 We must unite to crush our enemy. Yeah! 76 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,559 Together, we can change the course of history! 77 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,959 Yeah! CHEERING 78 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,479 THEY LAUGH 79 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,919 Ella-Grace! Ella-Grace! LAUGHTER CONTINUES 80 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,279 Sick of listening to her bang on about equality all year 81 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,679 and wanted revenge, did you, sir? No, that wasn't me. 82 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,439 Gonna trick her into getting spit-roasted 83 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,239 by Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage next, are you, sir? 84 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:06,719 Gonna trick her into doing a podcast 85 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,919 called Ain't No Black On The Union Jack next, sir? That's not fair. 86 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,399 Going to trick me into unfollowing Emma Watson on Instagram? 87 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,839 LAUGHTER 88 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,559 Incredible, girls. 89 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,160 Had a little play with Dunny's laptop on the way here, didn't we? 90 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,439 TEARFULLY: "And never give up on your dreams. 91 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,039 "Remember what Dad told you? 92 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,039 "Salah's not always gonna play for Liverpool. 93 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:32,839 "You'll get your chance. Just keep believing." 94 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,839 SNIFFLES 95 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,680 "From 11-year-old me." 96 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,200 I need to find that belief again. 97 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,360 CONNOR CLEARS THROAT 98 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,759 "Dear future me, 99 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,319 "I hope you're still dreaming big, lad. 100 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,079 "Don't let anyone tell you it's a waste of time. 101 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,719 "Stick with it. 102 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,040 "Never forget what made you start in the first place. 103 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,919 "When you saw her bent over in that kitchen that day, 104 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,439 "you knew then that burying your head in Reece's ma's arse 105 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,479 "is a dream that you'll never give up on. 106 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,519 "From 11-year-old me." 107 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,719 I was just a kid, and I dared to dream. 108 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,719 CONNOR CRIES 109 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,480 Reece? 110 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,599 "Dear future me, 111 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,119 "I hope you remember all the great lessons from Mr Meacher. 112 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,599 "He's a great teacher who really cares, 113 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,199 "who really listens, 114 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,119 "who actually makes you feel like you matter. 115 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,239 "And sometimes, he helps you in a way 116 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,519 "that makes you feel special, doesn't he? 117 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,839 "And tells you not to tell anyone, that it's our little secret." 118 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,120 Give me that! LAUGHTER 119 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,479 REECE LAUGHS Get here! 120 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,199 ? Don't lie, don't lie, don't lie. ? 121 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,159 Well, how did you shit yourself? 122 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,279 I swear I saw some fella in the trees. 123 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,319 Eh, maybe it was Noddy. Who's Noddy? 124 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,119 Apparently, there's some fella who lives in them woods called Noddy. 125 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:04,639 The last time a school came here, he got into one of the girls' dorms. 126 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,360 Tried to kill her. In't that right, sir? 127 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,039 Mia-Louise, stop lying. What? 128 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,439 It was two girls' dorms. 129 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,919 Stop it! Cos I saw someone. 130 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,119 Noddy! CONNOR SCREAMS 131 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,839 LAUGHTER Ah, all right, that's enough. 132 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,679 I'm gonna go and get the flip charts for the career session 133 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:26,119 and, er, something sharp, you know, just in case. 134 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,639 Noddy! MR DUNN LAUGHS 135 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:28,680 Eh... 136 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,439 What are you looking at? What is it? 137 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:37,079 CCTV. Oh, look, Con, I told you. 138 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,560 They put all this CCTV in here cos of Noddy. 139 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,879 CONNOR SCREAMS, THEY LAUGH 140 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,079 ? Noddy's gonna get you Noddy's gonna... ? 141 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,919 Hey! No messing around in here. Out. 142 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,559 CONNOR SIGHS God's sake. 143 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,199 Eh... Sorry, sir. 144 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,759 Sorry. 145 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,639 HE SCOFFS ? Noddy's gonna get you 146 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,400 ? Noddy's gonna get you. ? LAUGHTER 147 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,439 You all right, mate? Do you work here? 148 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,719 Yeah, I work here, yeah. 149 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,199 I'm the head of, erm, telling gobshites 150 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,079 to mind their own fucking business. 151 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,279 Sorry, mate. Can I, er...? 152 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,039 Can I help you? You can, mate. 153 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,759 By moving out my way 154 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,919 before I wrap those massive legs of yours around your neck 155 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,399 until you choke to death, you nine-foot prick. 156 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,679 Actually, I'm six-foot four. Move! Oi! 157 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,440 Lock the gate! Lock all the doors! 158 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,919 GATE CLOSES AND LOCKS 159 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,280 Get in my car now! 160 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,600 Give me that. 161 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,599 Would you prefer me in the front or the back? 162 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,439 Obviously the back, you gangly twat. Hurry up! 163 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,079 Yep. Yeah. 164 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,840 It's like a no-look penalty, but a no-look bum. 165 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,919 LAUGHTER 166 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:03,480 Everything all right, sir? Yes. Nothing to worry about. 167 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,239 I need to see more positions. Come on. 168 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,199 Yeah. Come on. Come on. 169 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,399 CHATTER AND LAUGHTER 170 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:16,359 ALARM BEEPS 171 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,840 MUSIC: 'Club Foot' by Kasabian 172 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,360 Oh, Jeez. 173 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,120 Oh, shit! 174 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,639 Fuck! 175 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,119 Oh, shit! 176 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,880 ? It's another trick Messing with my mind now... ? 177 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,600 Shit, shit. 178 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,599 No! Fuck! 179 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,519 Fucking bastard! Fuck! 180 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:11,359 HE MUMBLES 181 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,000 Hold it down. 182 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,400 Hold it down. Oh. 183 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,080 You're not gonna keep me out forever, lad. 184 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,639 Fuck's sake. 185 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,799 Here y'are, here y'are. Look at this one. 186 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,480 Stutter, step, bum. 187 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:35,319 REECE GRUNTS, LAUGHTER 188 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,319 Oh, my God! MIA-LOUISE: What is it? 189 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,279 There was some fella outside with a gun! 190 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,519 TED: What are you talking about? There's no-one there. 191 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,039 GASPS It's Noddy come. 192 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,319 He's come for you. Oh, take Connor. Don't hurt us! 193 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,759 No, no, no, no. I swear, I thought I saw someone! 194 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:51,639 There's no-one out there. Now, Aimee, there's no-one there. 195 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,679 SCREAMS 196 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,599 ALL SCREAM 197 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,199 Sir, there's some mad fella with a gun outside. 198 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,599 Come here, come here. Oh! 199 00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,959 Listen to me, listen to me! 200 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:03,999 Yeah... he's got a gun. 201 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,040 But you've got Meachy. 202 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,319 And I've watched each and every one of you... 203 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,160 grow from kid to young adult. 204 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,599 You're mine to protect. 205 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,519 And I'll tell you this - 206 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,599 nobody, I mean nobody, lays a finger 207 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,200 on any of my pupils while I'm still breathing. 208 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,280 Not today. Not ever. 209 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,640 We're all gonna die! THEY SCREAM 210 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,359 Look, mate, what's this about? There are kids in there. 211 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:45,159 Oh, well, that's me, innit? Danger to kids, even my own. 212 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,479 Unfit dad. Risk to their welfare. 213 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,839 You think I can't do anything? Well, I'll show you. 214 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,000 I'll show you. 215 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,199 This is Merseyside Police. 216 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,559 The suspect, Sean, has now been arrested. 217 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,759 It is safe to exit the building. 218 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,560 Who am I speaking to? 219 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,279 Erm... 220 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,199 Officer Seanson. 221 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,999 So the suspect's name is Sean, 222 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,479 and your name is Officer Seanson. 223 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,679 Bit of a coincidence, don't you think? 224 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,480 Besides, I can clearly see you on the CCTV. 225 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,960 You put me off, you fucking dick. 226 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,280 Lark Lane, please, driver. You fucking what? 227 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:50,640 INTERNALLY: "This may be... my last ever message to the world." 228 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,839 Look, whatever's going on here, mate, 229 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,359 I'm sure we can talk it through nice and calmly. 230 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,039 Talk it through? Yeah. 231 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,159 Do you think you can solve all my problems? 232 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,879 Do you think you're better than me? 233 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,079 No, no, no, no. Of course not. 234 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,479 I could have been a teacher, you know. 235 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,959 The only difference between me and you 236 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,919 is that I grew up with nothing. 237 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,919 Well, that must have been very, very challenging for you. 238 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,599 I'd be a great teacher, me. 239 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,120 Mr Sean. 240 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,839 Inspiring generations. 241 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,080 I'm sure you could. Yeah. 242 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,759 You don't believe me, do you? None of youse do! 243 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:32,199 You wrote me off before I even started, but I could teach! 244 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,759 Yeah. Yeah. 245 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,359 I could teach. I-I believe you. 246 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,959 I'm gonna show you. No, I believe you! 247 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,720 I'm gonna show you. WHISPERS: Oh, fuck. 248 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,839 Do you know how to tie a bowline knot? 249 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,839 No. OK. 250 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,320 I'll teach you. 251 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,880 Budge up. Come on. 252 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,159 Guys, stay away from the window. 253 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,600 CHATTER 254 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,640 You all right? I don't know. 255 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,999 What if he gets in? 256 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,359 Just stay by me. OK? 257 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,039 Why? What are you gonna do? 258 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,439 You can hardly take a bullet for me, can you? 259 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,119 You're too small. It'll just go over you. 260 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,279 Wow. Jeez. 261 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,640 Sorry. I'm freaking out. 262 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,760 Mia-Louise. 263 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,919 If this is it 264 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,679 and he walks through that door and it's over, 265 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,320 I need you to know something. 266 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,840 I love you. 267 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,799 I always have. 268 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,079 I never stop thinking about you. 269 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,599 Every time you walk in a room, 270 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,599 it's like the world stops being a mess for a second, 271 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,480 and everything just makes sense. 272 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,799 Sometimes, I just find it easier to take the piss 273 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,080 rather than say anything that might be too real. 274 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:20,079 And it breaks my heart that I'm gonna die 275 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,559 never having made love to the one woman 276 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,680 my heart truly desires. 277 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,640 But right now, Aimee, it doesn't feel easier to take the piss. 278 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,439 It feels easier to say this, that... 279 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,999 I've always felt something for you. 280 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,719 Sometimes, I think that's the whole point of all this. 281 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,399 Two souls finding each other, 282 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,079 sharing something that's deeper than words. 283 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,440 And then we became mates, and that's just how it was. 284 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,199 And a part of me didn't wanna lose that. 285 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,879 I didn't wanna risk not getting to see you, 286 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,919 risk not getting to laugh with you, 287 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,439 risk not getting to spend time with you. 288 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,839 Cos it's better to have a little bit of that in my life... 289 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,679 than not have you in my life at all. 290 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,920 MUSIC: 'Promise' by Ben Howard 291 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,159 ? I come alone here... ? 292 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,439 We can't leave this world 293 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,639 missing out on the one thing that we're here for. 294 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:18,160 So, please, Mia-Louise, it's always been you. 295 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,159 And I can't die a virgin. 296 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,160 Oh, Con, you're so sweet. 297 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,399 But absolutely not. 298 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,359 MUSIC STOPS 299 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,200 Sorry. 300 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,600 Bella... 301 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,159 If this is it... MUSIC RESUMES 302 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,959 ...and he walks through that door and it's over, 303 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,720 I need you to know something. 304 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,360 I love you. I always have. 305 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,119 Virgin rat. 306 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,439 Now, this bit is your rabbit hole, 307 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,279 and your rabbit is gonna come up through the hole. 308 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,039 Oh, hello, little bunny. 309 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,839 Around the tree. 310 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,439 And then he's gonna come straight back down. 311 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,520 And there you are - a bowline knot. 312 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,880 You try. 313 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,160 HUMS 314 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,680 R-Rabbit in the hole. Yes. 315 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,159 Er... Where's the tree gone? 316 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,959 The circle is the tree! 317 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,599 Are you fucking thick, lad? 318 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,879 Quite possibly, cos it's absolutely not your teaching. 319 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,679 I've just never been very good with knots. 320 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,359 Fuck's sake! SEAN SIGHS 321 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,919 There's got to be a fucking way inside. 322 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,679 No, no, look. Look, I've got it. Look, look. 323 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,199 Er, rabbit... through the hole, 324 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,640 Mr Sean, sir... 325 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,280 I've lost my tree. Oh, fuck off. 326 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,640 BREATHES SHAKILY 327 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,519 Everybody OK here? OVER RADIO: 'Hello? 328 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,719 'Hello, is anyone there?' REECE: It's Mr Dunn. 329 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,119 'If I don't make it, I need you to tell Jodie that I love her.' 330 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,399 'Oi! Stop!' GUNSHOT FIRES 331 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,040 THEY GASP 332 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,240 MO GASPS 333 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,280 He's killed Dunny. 334 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,600 Stay here. Stay here. 335 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,640 You know, he didn't just do his job. 336 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,720 He actually cared. 337 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,720 Yeah. He saw something in all of us. 338 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,320 Even when no-one else did. 339 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,239 Dead, are you, sir? 340 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,160 Never gonna see you again, are we, sir? 341 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,039 This is it, then, everyone. 342 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,559 Has anyone got anything they wanna say? 343 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,479 Beefs, confessions, regrets? 344 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,760 Speak now cos we might not get another chance. 345 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,400 I wish I'd listened more to my grandad. 346 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,079 He always tried to talk to us about Islam, 347 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,080 about the importance of belonging to something bigger than yourself. 348 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,160 But now I've let him down, innit? It's too late. 349 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,120 When you pretended to be a Muslim... 350 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,200 ...I wasn't interested in you because of that. 351 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,319 I just love Black men. 352 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,159 There's something about 'em, and I know it's not politically correct, 353 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,599 and I wanna see everybody as equal, 354 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,319 and it kills me to be stuck between my ideals and my impulses. 355 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,360 But the thing is, for me... 356 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,719 ...the Blacker, the better. 357 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:44,880 Yes. 358 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,719 Wow. 359 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,919 I've always had a little thing for Mo. 360 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,239 What? 361 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,039 There's something about his cute little chubby face, just... 362 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,959 SNIFFLES ...makes me wanna sit on it. 363 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,320 Right? Yeah. 364 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,279 Why are youse just telling me this now? 365 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,159 I just wanna say thank you to all of you 366 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,080 for making me an honorary Scouser. 367 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,240 And if we all perish... Who says "perish"? 368 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,400 It was me. 369 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,199 I clogged the bog with a huge shit. 370 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,559 Yeah. Oh. 371 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,879 And I blamed it on that little Year 7 lad. 372 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:25,159 Lad, he's got cerebral palsy. I know. 373 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,640 I think about it every night, and I can't sleep... 374 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,520 ...until I have a wank, and it just knocks me out. 375 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,119 I'm not even scared of dying, you know? 376 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,640 Not really. 377 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:47,040 What scares me... what terrifies me is leaving my dad. 378 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,879 He's the strongest person I've ever known. 379 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,480 And if I die tonight, who's gonna hold him up then? 380 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,680 Who's gonna make him laugh when his leg won't work? 381 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,280 Who's gonna tell him it's all right to cry? 382 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:06,199 Who's gonna tell him that he's not a burden, 383 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,200 that he's still my hero? 384 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,040 The thought of leaving him alone in this world without me... 385 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,760 ...that's worse than death. 386 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,319 Does anyone else think 387 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,559 he's not actually a good Elvis impersonator, though? 388 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,040 THEY GASP Ted... 389 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,319 What? 390 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,519 I thought we were, like, getting stuff off our chest. 391 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,479 LAUGHTER 392 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,919 We need to lighten it up, lad. 393 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,200 Come on, play us a song. Yeah, a song or something. 394 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:54,799 ? Aimee Morris can't die just yet 395 00:20:54,800 --> 00:21:00,760 ? Too much talent to give For the world to forget 396 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:06,679 ? Con's gonna pass Having never had sex 397 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:12,799 ? Mastering solo wanks Is his biggest flex 398 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:17,959 ? If it's decided that Mo has to die 399 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:24,719 ? I hope that there's a Maccies Waiting in the sky 400 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,520 ? Friends of mine It's time to say goodbye 401 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:34,400 ? I hope to see you On the other side 402 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:42,279 ? Mia-Louise, is death meant to be? 403 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:48,679 ? She'll take one look at God And she'll say, "Eh!" ? 404 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,919 THEY LAUGH 405 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,560 ? Christopher, I'll miss you a lot 406 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:59,439 ? Even though he's posh And wanks over dried apricots... ? 407 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,119 Not my proudest moment. LAUGHTER 408 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:07,759 ? If it's decided That Ted's gonna die 409 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,039 ? He still owes me 20 quid 410 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,360 ? But I'm gonna let it slide 411 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:19,080 ? Friends of mine It's time to say goodbye 412 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:24,440 ? I hope to see you On the other side 413 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:31,040 ALL: # Friends of mine It's time to say goodbye 414 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,720 ? I hope to see you On the other side. ? 415 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,079 Come on, let's have a cuddle. Come on. 416 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,759 THEY LAUGH 417 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,599 PHONE RINGS What was that? 418 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,999 What? Is that a phone? 419 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,759 Who's got a...? Check the bags! 420 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,759 Check over there. Check over there! Here, look. 421 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,279 It's his, it's his! It's yours. 422 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,799 Mine? Look. 423 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,319 Get it, come on! Hello? 424 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,799 DARREN OVER PHONE: 'All right, son? 425 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,039 'Thought I'd check in. All good?' Darren? 426 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,999 'I know they said no phones, son, but that made me too anxious. 427 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,879 'I can't have you out of my reach, so I snuck you in a burner.' 428 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,999 Darren, you're a legend. We can call the police. 429 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,279 'Why? What's up, son? Are you in danger?' 430 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,599 There's some mad fella outside with a gun trying to get in. 431 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,719 'You can't call out on it. It's a one-way burner. 432 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,359 'But don't worry, I know where you are. 433 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,440 'I'll handle it.' 434 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,159 The police are coming. 435 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,559 CHATTER, LAUGHTER 436 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:27,680 Come on! 437 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,480 What are you doing? 438 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,519 I thought it'd be a good idea to play dead. 439 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,880 I shot into the air, you lanky streak of piss. 440 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,000 KNOCK AT DOOR 441 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,160 The police are here! CHATTER 442 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,080 I'm here now, son. 443 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,559 Everything's gonna be all right. 444 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,879 What are you doing here? 445 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,679 Police weren't the way to go on this one, son. 446 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,239 You haven't called the police? Nah. 447 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,759 They'd just over complicate it. Best leave everything to me. 448 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,719 SEAN OVER RADIO: 'Fine. I'll say it. You beat me.' 449 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,439 Yeah, it's over. There's no way inside. 450 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,519 Just go, will you? 451 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,759 Yeah, jog on. 452 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,559 I mean, what kind of a moron can't even find his way in anyway? 453 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,839 That door at the back pops right open 454 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,959 if you give it a proper push from the bottom. 455 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,079 But you're too much of an idiot to realise that, sunshine. Give it. 456 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,600 What? He is an idiot. 'Cheers for the tip, dickhead.' 457 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,000 We need to block that door. Come on. 458 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,119 Oh, fuck. Shove it in! 459 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,840 All right, all right. 460 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,559 OK, that's good. That's good. Darren, stay away from it. 461 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,319 Nice. 462 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,479 Unlucky. 463 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,079 Noddy. 464 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,399 Who's Noddy? 465 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,999 Sean? What are you doing, lad? 466 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,439 You know him? Yeah. That's Callum's dad. 467 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,879 You're coming with me, Reece, lad. Hey, whoa! 468 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,359 I need to teach your ma a lesson. What are you on about? 469 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,519 She shoved my kids in a foster home, and they won't let me see them. 470 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,999 She needs to know what it feels like. 471 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,839 You're gonna put me in a foster home? 472 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,279 What? No. 473 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,119 Look, after what happened with Steph, 474 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,319 she tried to keep them, but they wouldn't let her. 475 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,919 They said our house was too small. They needed their own rooms. 476 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,519 I'm not buying it, Reece! 477 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,039 Sean, I've known you since I was a kid. 478 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,399 I-I know you're not a bad fella. 479 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,399 Well, I'm pointing a gun at your head, lad. 480 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,599 All right, but I know you're not angry with my ma. 481 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,999 You're angry at yourself 482 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,239 cos, really, you know you've let your kids down, 483 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,359 and that kills you. I don't know what you're on about. 484 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,719 If you just sorted your head out, 485 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,559 there's a chance that one day, you can be their dad again. 486 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,079 Be the dad they really need. 487 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,079 It's too late. I know myself with my own dad. 488 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,719 I hate the bellend. 489 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,319 I gave him a chance, and he threw it back in my face. 490 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,719 And yet, all I want for him is to change, to be a better man. 491 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,320 And do you know, if he did, Sean... I'd forgive him. 492 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,559 And your kids, they'll forgive you too. 493 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,720 Really, lad? I know they would. 494 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,280 Look, it's never too late to do the right thing. 495 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,760 Reece! No, please! 496 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,640 Oh, God. 497 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,040 EXHALES DEEPLY 498 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,959 That was a nice speech, son, 499 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,559 but you've got to draw the line with forgiveness somewhere. 500 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:22,159 And that lad has completely failed his kids. Lad, shut up. 501 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,399 I mean, it's been one bad choice after another 502 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,399 instead of protecting them like a real man. 503 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,839 Seriously, shut up. No wonder you're angry with yourself. 504 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,959 You're the worst dad in the world. Lad! 505 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,519 There is no chance your kids are ever gonna forgive you 506 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,759 because what you've done is un-fucking-forgivable! 507 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,040 No! GUNSHOT FIRES 508 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,320 DARREN GROANS 509 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,640 Oh, my God! Call an ambulance! 510 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,960 TED GRUNTS 511 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,440 Argh! 512 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,319 Looks like we're gonna have 513 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,599 to put that trip to Disneyland on hold, son. 514 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,599 I never actually agreed to go. 515 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,599 Argh! An ambulance is coming. 516 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,280 You're gonna be sound. 517 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,640 You know, you've brought me more pride than I ever deserved, Reece. 518 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,480 I know I'm not your dad... 519 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,000 ...but you made me feel like one. 520 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,800 Maybe it's not about blood. 521 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,600 It's about feeling it. 522 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,240 Argh. Take care of yourself... 523 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,320 ...my son. 524 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,919 Darren! Darren! 525 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,120 Darren! 526 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,880 Dad... Dad. 527 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,159 SOBS 528 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,120 Wake up, Dad. 529 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,599 All right, I'll let you know, Mum. 530 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,439 PHONE RINGS I've got to go. That's him now. 531 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,119 All right, love you. Bye. PHONE CHIMES 532 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,599 Hello, son! Ha-ha! 533 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,199 How are you feeling? Yeah, a bit sore, but I'm buzzing. 534 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,399 A second chance at life and you called me "Dad". 535 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,959 'It's the best week of my life.' 536 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,439 What? You heard that? Hey, listen to this... 537 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,759 'Dad...' 538 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,919 You recorded it? 539 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,159 I've set it as my ringtone. 'Dad...' 540 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,800 Oh, please die. 541 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,879 CHATTER 542 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,359 Hey, we survived a hostage situation. 543 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,399 GCSEs are gonna be a piece of piss. 544 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,719 We've got our whole lives ahead of us, 545 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,319 so let's make the most of it, 546 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,959 especially with people like this to share it with. 547 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,999 And never let that feeling fade. 548 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,999 I want you to remember this weekend 549 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,279 as the one when you realised you only have one shot at life. 550 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,639 Cheers, sir. We will. 551 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,279 And if we ever forget, we've always got this to remind us. 552 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,399 THEY LAUGH 553 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,799 "To my beloved wife, I owe you the truth. 554 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,879 "There have been some indiscretions. 23 to be precise." 555 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,479 Give that to me, Reece! 556 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,439 "It all began with Miss Von Schweinitz 557 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,679 "at the Christmas party. 558 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,839 "I should've resisted, but her fishnet stockings were my undoing." 559 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,079 Oi, hand it over. Guys, stop it. Show some respect. 560 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,439 Same respect he shows Mrs Roberts. 561 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,479 "I must confess, Mrs Roberts, 562 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,839 "when I tell you I love you, it's a lie. 563 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,839 "It's only ever been about the sex." THEY LAUGH 564 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,199 That's enough! "I'm pretty sure Oliver from 9E is my son." 565 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,439 "In fact, I'm certain. 566 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,599 "The resemblance is uncanny." 567 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,479 LAUGHTER 568 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,360 MUSIC: 'Born Slippy .NUXX' by Underworld 569 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,360 Come here! 570 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,919 ? Boy, and you just groan, boy 571 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,199 ? She said come over, come over 572 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:48,159 ? She smiled at you, boy. ? 573 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,200 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 574 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:54,800 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42400

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