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My name is Long Jean Silver, and I'm
handicapped and horny.
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Due to a quirk of Mother Nature, I was
born with a bigger dick than John
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And baby, you better believe, I know how
to use it.
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I love you.
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Let's get this off, eh?
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Mmm.
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Ugh.
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School is a great place to find any kind
of sexual adventure.
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For instance, I have one boy who was in
my art class, a really cute red -headed
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guy. And he kind of turned me on a
little bit. He's tall and,
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like I said, with red hair and skinny
and a great dancer.
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So one day I just decided to ask him to
come over to my house, you know, grab a
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little snack and maybe talk a little
bit.
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and try to fool around a little bit
before my mother would come home.
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Well, now that you've seen the place, do
you want to come into my house?
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Well, what about your mother?
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Well, she'll be in, oh, we've got three
hours or more, so you don't have to
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worry about her.
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Well, what do we plan on doing?
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Well, we can sit around and talk and
maybe mess around a little bit.
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Well, I don't normally do trips with
girls.
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Well, I'm just not your average girl. I
mean, you know, aren't I pretty enough?
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Yeah.
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And you might be surprised I have a few
things that a boy has.
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Like what?
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Well, you just have to see.
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You know, find out for yourself.
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You might like it.
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Yeah, I'll run.
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You want to try?
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Yeah. Okay, come on.
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I tell you, this would be fun.
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Thank you.
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Red hair even.
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I'm going to stop.
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Goodbye.
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Ask her to pee, okay?
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Be right back. Don't go anywhere, okay?
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I'm back.
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You ready for this?
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My God.
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Huh? No.
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Wow.
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Well, ready now?
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Relax.
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Thank you very much.
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The world is so good, I can't bear it.
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Hmm.
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was to get sex out of school, I decided
I wanted to get these two little foxes
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that were in my sex education class.
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They were really naive, though. They've
never had hardly any kind of sexual
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experiences. So I decided I wanted to
show them what it was like to be a
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how to be treated like a woman.
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Careful with that.
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I should have seen that guy when he did
those photos.
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He had a fetish for my ass, liked to put
cherries on everything.
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I finally got the pictures back.
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Oh, yeah?
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Really? What do they look like?
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They're okay.
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Some of them make me look like I'm
really fat or pregnant.
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Some of them look really good. I have a
really good profile shot that I really
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like. I have one shot that has a girl
bending over like it's a quickie.
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It has my stump going in her ass. It's
kind of outrageous looking.
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I'd like to see these. Can we see them?
Yeah, come on in. All right.
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This is a picture where the guy had a
fetish for my ass.
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I like to put cherries in it.
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And I use it for like a subscription.
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I was really surprised when I saw it.
Wow.
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This is where the whole thing starts
right here.
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I have this one blown up in black and
white. That's pretty.
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Big poster in it.
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I like that one.
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I usually say, I wish you were here on
this one because I have my finger
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and inserted.
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This is my centerfold.
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People, I've been told that people freak
out when they see this alarm.
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I hope that Cherie sends me the letters
that I get for it because that way I can
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tell what people's reactions were to it.
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I really want to find out. I've heard
from other people that have seen it that
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they really liked it. They thought it
was one of the best things they could
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done. There's so many people inside
deep, they have a certain fetish for it.
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We have this.
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My friend, Elda, she's going to give it
a blow job there.
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Wow.
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Like, is this the same size as a cup?
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No, that's a little bit bigger.
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Yeah, slightly.
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I've been told it's bigger than little
Johnny Holmes.
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Johnny Holmes.
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Is it really like a guy's dick?
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Well, in a sense. The only thing it
doesn't do is it doesn't cum, you know.
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People don't have to worry about getting
pregnant from it, and they don't have
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to worry about getting any kind of
disease or anything.
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You know, I keep it very, very clean
before anything happens with it.
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But, uh, it's soft like one. But it's
always had some heart on it.
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Yeah, never have to worry about that.
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Does it hurt?
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I've heard, well, some people say it
hurts, but I'm usually really easy with
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I don't want to hurt anybody.
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Since it's so big, when it goes in, I
can feel all the muscles.
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If a girl tightens up or a guy tightens
up, you can feel it just tightening up
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on you. You just go, bam.
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Wow. So you can actually feel it really
a lot, huh?
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Yeah, I have...
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All my muscles in there I can feel.
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It's very sensitive.
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Like if somebody tickles the end of it.
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It tickles it, huh?
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Yeah, it jumps a lot.
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It's really... You were born with this?
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Yeah, I was born with a deformity. I had
a missing fibula and a pinky toe.
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And my left leg was shorter than my
right leg, so they amputated me when I
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about two and a half.
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So I've had it pretty much all my life.
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Do you make love to a lot of people
within your life?
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Sometimes. If a person can get into it,
I can do it. I've had people kind of
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like, you know, wow, can I really do
that?
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They chicken out.
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But, yeah, I've used it on people
before. I'm notorious for that.
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Even on guys, too.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. Do they enjoy it?
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Yeah, I had one guy take it up all the
way up to my knee.
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That's outrageous.
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I know.
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It didn't hurt him at all, huh?
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No, he's used to a stump fucking. I
mean, not stump fucking, fist fucking.
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Oh, he used to take it all the way up to
here on the fist.
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Really?
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So I figured, you know, if he can take
the fist, why can't he take my stump?
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Yeah.
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It seems like it might hurt me.
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Well. It depends, you know.
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If a person can relax their muscles and
be relaxed and not be scared of
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it or anything, it won't hurt them as
bad.
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It's more psychologically.
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They have to be able to accept it in
their mind first.
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Otherwise, you know, it could hurt them.
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A lot of people enjoy it.
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Who knows? You could even enjoy it.
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Maybe I could. Think you could, Mark?
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Well, I'm kind of small.
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Yeah, I'm small myself, but if I could,
uh... If I could fuck myself with it, I
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would. I should give it a try, but I
can't. I can't bend it down far enough.
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But, uh... You know, we could, uh...
Always give it a try. If I want.
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It's up to you guys.
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I don't know.
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Sometimes we'll try it.
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It's always good to do new things,
right?
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This is a finished call.
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Toe fetish.
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I'm sorry.
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I was hitchhiking home from one of my
friends' house one day, and this lady
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picked me up. And I'm not usually afraid
of women when they pick me up, but she
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was a very highly sex -oriented woman.
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So I explained to her that I was into
both men and women, but sometimes I
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preferred men more.
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So she told me she had a boyfriend named
Paul, and it was his birthday, and
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asked me if I'd be a treat for him. And
I said, sure, why not? We'll have a
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little party over at my house, just the
three of us, and see what happens.
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Hurry, there's more to this girl than
meets the eye.
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There's more to her than meets the eye.
Come on, tell me what you mean.
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Well, she takes more off than her
clothes.
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That sounds like a riddle.
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Girl takes off more than her clothes.
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What does she take off?
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That's for you to figure out.
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She's a man.
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No. Yeah, she's a man.
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I heard about that once.
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No, not this girl.
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I don't think you've heard about this
girl.
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She's bald.
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We're going to be making it, and all of
a sudden... Paul.
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No, you used it. You did.
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Now, there's one more thing.
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I'm going to blindfold you so that you
can really enjoy it. I've always wanted
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to be blindfolded. Oh.
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Well, this is your chance. I don't
believe it. I've always wanted to be
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blindfolded. This is going to be the
best birthday surprise that you've ever
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had. Just like a fantasy of mine.
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Great.
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Handcuff me, too. No.
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No, really, please.
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No, it'll do fine with just the
blindfold. At least put one of those
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my jaw and I'll catch it.
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Quiet.
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All right, I'll be quiet.
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now you just lay down over here i got it
you're going to bring my mother in no
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this is this this is your life yes this
is this is your life paul lay back
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It's a really nice sensation.
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Jean?
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Are you Jean?
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Sandy?
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Yes, dear.
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We're both here.
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Nice breasts.
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Nice breasts.
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That's not all, dear. That's not all.
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I'm sure you're going to like this.
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I like it already.
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I do.
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The best is yet to come. Oh, God. We
should have thought of this a long time
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ago.
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Am I gonna find out?
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The answer to the riddle soon?
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Soon enough.
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Jean, did you know you were a riddle?
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Where'd you go, Jean?
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Where'd you go, Jean?
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Can I take this thing off? Oh, you talk
too much.
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I will shoot one of you.
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Huh?
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Dean?
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Jean, when do I get to see the surprise?
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I don't know.
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Shut up, man. Shut up.
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Let me in.
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Here, I'm being neglected here.
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Somebody pay attention to me.
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Sandy?
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I've never seen anything like that in my
life.
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I told you it was a surprise.
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Oh my god.
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Did we enter the room?
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Yep.
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That looks nice.
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It does.
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this neighbor and we've always had the
hots for each other so one day i just
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invited her to come over for tea and i
had just gotten out of the shower and i
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was combing my hair and if she walked in
in this hot in black lace and
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everything i was just amazed i thought
she was going to beat me
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What are you doing here so early,
dressed like that?
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Jean, I just couldn't wait.
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I was digging home thinking about you
and your luscious young tits, and
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I decided to come on over.
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Do you mind?
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No, not at all.
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Looks like you just came out of the
shower.
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Oh, yeah.
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I came at a good time.
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Let me kiss your breath.
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How would you like to kiss mine?
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Sure.
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It's all yours.
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Jean, I'm glad I didn't wait.
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I've got an idea.
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What? Why don't we go over to your bed?
250
00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:24,650
Where we can be more comfortable.
251
00:52:25,090 --> 00:52:26,090
Okay.
252
00:53:13,930 --> 00:53:14,930
Hmm.
253
00:55:40,910 --> 00:55:41,910
I'll put it in more.
254
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,280
I've never been sucked before.
255
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,640
I've never seen anything like this.
256
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,280
Now you have.
257
01:04:24,970 --> 01:04:26,610
That's the story of Long Jean Silver.
258
01:04:26,850 --> 01:04:28,090
Hope you had a nice time.
259
01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:31,230
And hope your pants aren't too wet and
you don't stick to your seats.
260
01:04:31,650 --> 01:04:34,050
See you later. Have a nice dream. Good
night.
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