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So she found her dad at the bottom of
the stairs.

God knows how long he'd been there. The
ambulance took forever. She's like, the

party's cancelled. If you want the
buffet, come and help yourself.

Can she not freeze it? No, she's all
dramatic.

She's like, get it out of my sight.

I mean, that was 10 o 'clock this
morning.

I mean, he might be dead by now. So
wait.

Rest in peace, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

I love a cheap sausage roll.

I thought we could start season two.

It's eight episodes, so we could do four
this afternoon and then four next week.

You know, see how we get on.

I've got pizza.

Don't go and order to Liverpool.

Twice the price. We can't afford it.
Told you I got paid in cash by him next

door, didn't I?

How much did you charge?

800 quid.

How much did he give you? 800 quid. But
he didn't give a tip? No.

Type bastard.

He's a proper little Scotsman, that one,
isn't he?

But what does she think?

That's what I'm going to know. Marie,
how much does she know? I don't think

knows anything.

She does. George is gay, though. No, I
don't think so.

Of course she does.

That needs a chutney or something.

And I'm not asking because you told me
that I interfere too much with her

family.

But she could help. She could talk some
sense into me.

But no.

You want to keep it all secret from her?
You're not my wife. I know.

Well, you could try.

You don't have to be all... Well... OK.

Oh, what is it this time?

I'm just saying you don't have to be all
gay man about this.

Meaning? I've told you before.

What? Sometimes, Leo, you can look down
on women. Fuck off.

Like that.

So Clive is next door and you're having
a go at me?

Well, you know...

Your mum wasn't the nicest. Your words.
You've spent 35 years on Canal Street

where it's men all day and all night.
And maybe that makes women a bit

irrelevant. Oh, so straight men aren't
the problem. It's the gays. Sometimes,

yeah. I think in your eyes, women get
reduced.

Thank you. Good to know. I'm sorry.
That's Carly saying that. My own

And she says I go running around after
you're clearing up your mess.

What have I done? I am not saying she's
right. What have I done today to deserve

this? I'm saying that's what she's seen.

I woke up. It's my day off. I mean, it's
my fault. I thought, oh.

You do say.

It's definitely season two.

That was nice. And it's got to be said.
No, no, Beth Mayer had a go at me

because I was nice.

You weren't.

That's Roddy.

Just ask him. Just tell me. Why do you
have to make everything so difficult?

It's like that.

Your hand.

What happened to your hand? I just
proved it, that's all. How? It worked.

Were you in a fight? No.

You kept secrets with that Patricia.

If you're hiding things from me now...

..don't. We are arriving!

We're on a vista!

We are arriving!

We're on a vista!

Call the police! The lunatics have
escaped!

Are you giving up?

Are you selling it off, are you?

You're retiring, old man.

No, I've got to carry my stuff in from
the van every night, haven't I? And then

every morning I've got to carry it back
to the van because I can't leave it in

the van overnight because it's even
bastard like you. Hey, don't take me on.

Look at it. Feel that. Yeah, you're
looking good.

Oh, bit of work in that, mate. I
discovered this thing, yeah, with the

If you want to isolate your pelvic
floor, shove your finger up your arse.

Well, you'd love that. I love it, mate.
It makes you tense up like crazy, like,

whoa! Yeah, well, there's nothing they
can do about your ugly face, is there?

Hey! Go on, stall!

Stall! Yeah!

George, where are you?

George, hold on.

George, will you not? Not twice.

What's going on there?

I don't know. Where's it from?

That boy Mikey. It's reposted from
someone called Beryl Five, isn't she?

Look, do what you want. I don't care.
But what's your lot of college going to

say?

Don't be stupid and get it deleted.

You're not very pretty, Georgina.

Rodney, you knobber, are you? We need to
get the T -shirts.

The usual, please. Coming up.

Mikey, how do you know Beryl?

We did that thing at contact.

You reposted that?

That boy in the make -up, Thor's
brother?

Can you take it down?

No, not me.

I am.

You know what they're doing now, don't
you? Huh? Women. They are freezing their

egg. Because they say our generation is
so useless that we can't touch them.

Like we're not good enough.

Olly, tell him when was the last time
you had a girlfriend. Never had one. 23.

Never had a girlfriend.

And he's beautiful, huh?

Bitters a fucking whore.

But they've reduced him to an MPT. I've
never had a problem. Oh, don't get the T

-shirt. Oh, yeah, yeah. Stop this.

Stop this for us.

All of us.

Kofi, put it down, man. My mum's going
to kill you.

Ruddy, are you still vaping?

No, it's like an addiction. I swap one
for the other.

Look, I've got the real thing.

So I was wondering, how's your dad
getting on? Have you moved in yet? Yeah,

great. Sweet.

Same size as the old shop, just better
location.

Did you need any help? Nah, he's all
good. We were a bakery before, so

changed. He's just moving stuff around.

Still, if he needs any work done, I'm
available.

You know, it's just, um... Things are a
bit tough right now, you know, so...

They've got to come on this breathing
space scheme, you know.

Trouble is, he, uh... He moved the
counter and he needed the front

yeah. Do you know who did it?

Me.

But you're not an electrician, are you?
So maybe I should check it over, you

know? I mean, I wouldn't charge for it.
I did it for free. Yeah, but you don't

know what you're doing. I watched it on
YouTube.

A couple of tutorials.

It was a bit of a bit.

Where are you, runny boy?

Monty, come here.

You're arriving.

Hey, you still owe me a pint, mate. No,
you owe me a pint.

Come on, everyone, T -shirts. Get
changed, all of you. This lot are

the beer.

I'm so

confident that I'll give Tuckshot a
blowjob myself.

Do you want to know how many goals I
reckon we're going to score today?

One, two, three, four, five.

You like what you see, George?

George,

put it on. They want kids buying this
stuff.

We can be sponsored by Grindr. Get off
me!

You tight bitch.

Bob's your daddy, boy.

Okay,

Roddy, Roddy, Roddy. Roddy, stop it.
Come on, it's starting. Get a beer.

Let me tell you something, boy.

All right, let me tell you something
really important now.

Don't enjoy it too much Don't enjoy it
too much

Or you'll find out you're not my boss
anymore.

So be careful.

Mr. Glass, do you know what Saul does
upstairs on his camera?

It's none of my business, is it?

Man's bedroom is his castle, am I right,
lads, eh?

We've all seen it.

Billy's sister passed it round.

The noise you make when you come, you're
like a little girl.

You can shut it.

I'm going to tell them all why Sheena
bin you.

What did she say?

Tell you later. Nah, what did she say? I
can't tell you now, because that would

be... premature.

Fuck off.

Fuck off. Fuck off!

Sol's brother.

It's on the Lippy Mank site. Once it's
out, you can't stop it.

You know what I blame for the downfall
of civilisation?

Croissants.

Croissants? Have you seen them?

The modern croissants.

Walk down the street, every other shop's
an artisan bakery.

Never mind you can't pay the gas bill,
have a croissant.

Oh, and there are trays of these things,
all pimped out with crests of pistachio

chantilly cream on top and...

stuffed with blueberry custard roulade
and covered in glaze and honey and

glitter. It's the end of the world.

Like the fall of Versailles, and it
leads to the guillotine, I warn you,

Britain will burn and the streets will
smell of laminated pastry.

Am I boring you, sweetheart?

No.

It's just a thing. Think it's my fault?
Well, that'll solve it.

Typing. It's all the world does now,
type.

Heaven forfend, you should actually get
off your arse and do something.

You see, the problem is, in the old
days, we'd have a fight downstairs, we'd

report to the police, come in, done.
Nowadays, everybody films the bloody

on 500 different phones.

And that keeps on getting reported to
the police.

We're stuck in a loop. We end up with
500 different reports of the same thing.

And then the council starts asking
questions like we had 500 fights when it

just one.

I've got to go.

Louise can cover my shift.

Larry.

Am I right, please?

Was I disrespecting your rights as a
woman to show the slightest iota of

intelligence? No.

As a matter of fact, I don't think you
treat women badly.

I think you treat everyone badly.

Ah, there she is.

Do you think you're cleverer than
everyone else? That's because I am.

That's the last bit. Do you want it?

No, you're all right.

That's the problem with next door,
though.

Do you think you're smarter than them?
What the fucking Flintstones? I should

hope so.

I know they might not be all sort of
people, but think about it. They've

two boys.

Neither one of them's gone to jail. Only
just.

No, but they're not in prison.

They're not on drugs.

I mean, they're kind of bright, really.

One of them walks into your house, helps
himself, and the other one has sex

online and makes money out of it.

That's clever.

Not everyone's as dumb as you'd like to
think.

Does it show that I think people are
sick?

Can you actually see it on my face?

It's like a lighthouse.

Bailey!

All right, boys.

All right, Mrs B.

The album says so long. Thanks for the
blankets. Remember what I said. No

vaping. It stinks the house out.

Bunch of idiots, you lot. You want pizza
at halftime. You need to put it on now.

Marie! It's all goodbye as caviar all
the money he's earning.

For fuck's sake, brother.

What are you doing here?

I was just passing.

I knew you lived next door to the house.
You can't come in. I don't want to.

I thought we could go into town. No,

no, just... Can you go?

Thank you. George, I saw the live
stream, okay?

I was worried. We were baffling. It's
football!

Don't be so stupid now. Fuck off!

I can't be seen with you.

Why not?

I can't look at you.

You can't come near my house. Just go.

Where have you been?

Nowhere.

Why did you go outside?

Don't know.

Just went out.

What for?

Leave it.

Leave it.

Ten minutes for the pizza.

you do yet.

I got a load to George online and we got
on.

He's a laugh.

I took him out for a drink.

What did you do that for?

How old are you?

25.

He's 16. Yeah, I know.

That's the point. He's only 16. He's
looking out for him. But I'm just the

neighbour. What am I supposed to do?

It's a photo as well.

We were messing about and... Oh, what
the fuck did you do to him? I was having

laugh. That's clever. You thought you'd
recruit him at the same time. All right,

back off, Steph.

Nothing to do with me.

But he saw me just now, Clive, and he's
not going to be happy. Yeah, he's not a

monster. Excuse me?

After everything he did for you?

All right, but George will just have a
bad afternoon, don't we all?

Part of growing up, isn't it? Tell you
what, I know Marie. Why don't I give her

a call? I know what I'm doing.

I'll just suggest they keep it down a
bit and it might all calm down.

Clive will never see this.

Might he see this?

I'm like, you know, Saul, and if Saul
sees it...

Hi,

Marie. It's Steph.

Bless, George.

Looks quite nice.

My mum caught me in full make -up and I
was older than him.

I was 18 and you know what happened
then.

Well, what can I do? I guess I could
have a chat with...

Clive, in a weird way, we get on quite
well, but... I can't just walk in there.

I haven't... Yes,

I have.

Just a minute.

Do you want to start episode three
without me?

What are you doing?

He isn't going next door, is he?

What have you done now?

How's it my fault?

Well, the amount of hormones you're on.

No wonder you like to react.

I'd have thought, it's going to cost me
200 quid to have my locks replaced, but

why bother?

We've sorted that out. There's no way it
would ever happen again.

It's really convenient you having my
keys, so... A wee peace offering.

Sorry to interrupt.

It's our time.

Well, if you've got five minutes, could
I have a little word?

Look, I know they're all just having
fun, but I've been there, on the

end. So to speak.

So you're watching us?

No, that's online.

Everyone can see that. They're
broadcasting live from your house.

And I'll just say next door, right now,
it's a funny thing, sociologically.

Gangs of lads always know when someone's
gay.

It's like a paired instinct.

And they can pick on them.

So what, you think George is gay?

We talked about this. No, we said we
don't know. So what, you've made your

up without me, have you?

You and your mates and that Z.

Is she next door? Is she right now?
Because she was outside.

Or he was outside. Or they were outside.

How does she know George?

She knows Saul. She follows him, so she
follows his brother. Yeah, you follow

someone online. You don't follow them
home.

So you sit there.

In your house.

With your mates, and you're full of
soul, and you're full of George, and

great big lads, and you watch their
videos.

You're watching with your pants down,
Leo. I'll come round here and you say

I'm a bad father.

What? Well, you bollock them, Clyde.
They're pissing out the back.

For the idiots.

Can I have my phone back?

What are you doing here?

Why's your friend Steph owning me?

I don't know.

I just popped in.

Clay, can I have my phone back, please?
No, sir!

I won't tell you again!

Hi, Mr. Struthers.

Are we making too much noise?

No, no, no, you're good.

Go on, George.

That's the man I was talking about. I
worked for him.

I'll be careful here. We've got pizza

for 5 ,000.

Most of it on the floor.

Monty, what are you doing? Sorry, Mrs G.

Sorry, Mum, I was a fucking idiot.

I was talking about you, mister.

I'd tell you what's happening at work
for me.

The Academy is merging three kitchens,
so my job is in consultation.

We all know what that means.

I don't. No, but the real problem is my
boss, Alexander.

He's a gay man, you see.

Well, I don't actually know him. But
this is what he does. He employs young

in the kitchen.

And... I mean young. And they get
younger and younger, those boys.

Yeah, one of them was only 16.

And the funny thing is, their job's in
danger. No, they're not. They're safe.

It's the women that are first to go.
Thank you. OK, but that is not my fault.

Never is, is it?

Flame free.

Now, behave yourself. yourselves, you
lot, and don't start mooning, for

sake. Can't promise, Marie.

Mr.

Strubbers, have you got any jobs going?

That's all we're saying about the bar.

Not at the moment, but we get a high
turnover, so it's worth asking.

We're spit and polish. You should look
at the website.

It's a gay bar, Ollie.

I'll show me ass, I don't care.

It's a good ass.

Yeah, it doesn't actually matter.

You don't have to be gay to work there.
We're actually not allowed to ask. You

don't ask, beg your pardon. He's fucking
upset.

No, it's the law, Clive, as you well
know.

If you were going to take on an
apprentice, you wouldn't be able to ask

was gay or straight.

I'd know, though, wouldn't I? I'd know,
wouldn't I, lads?

Would you know if someone's gay just by
looking?

Not always.

Could you tell with us?

Erm... Well, that depends.

Well, go on.

Law of averages, it's got to be one of
us. Which one is it?

Um... You got a grinder on your phone?

Hey, I've got his phone here. Yeah,
could I have that back, please?

Yes, I can have my phone back, thank
you. Go on, open it up. Got it, got it.

Open it, go on.

Hey, hey, the grinder's... Cos if one of
us needs bent, that thing's going to go

ping. Hey, hey, I tell you what, boys,
if anyone in this room is going to nosh

us off, tuck us up into anything.

Go on, I'll take it, love.

Was it your house that George was in?
Drinking wine and wanking off? Because

it's all said.

You're the gay next door, yeah?

Because I warn you, leave Georgie girl
alone, old man.

That bitch is mine.

Oh, my God, he's hard.

Fuck off.

He's more hard than I'm not kidding. He
fancies me.

He's shamed you. He's so shamed.

How about bigger?

It takes one to know one, mate. It takes
one to know one. Congratulations,

George!

Keep it down.

It's gonna be said though boys they've
got to be said that my little George He

didn't stand a chance with this pansy
next door because you know what he

you. Yeah, all of you online.

He's watching you look Yeah, everything
you do is watching all the time.

I just have that back. Yeah, why cuz
what else is on there a thing gives me

forgot Those boys yours the filthy The
fucking obscene both

of them, hey

Dad, I'm sorry. No!

Hey, it's good, isn't it? Because, you
know, you're earning money, and that's

what counts, isn't it? Hey, the coin.

Good on you.

Third and you won, George.

Oh, nice. You're going too far on there.

Incest is best, yeah.

Look, I think I'd better leave you,
Clive. Can I just have my point? You've

it all before anyway, haven't you?

Hey, you've seen it before.

Mr. Struthers from number five, yeah.
You know what?

He's seen you, Saul.

He sits there, not ten feet away,
watching videos of you on his computer.

don't subscribe to him? No, I do not.

What's this, then?

It's on your bar's website.

Fucking hell, George, you got something
to tell us, then, or what?

What's that?

George, what is that?

I don't know.

What are you doing there? I don't know.
Where is that? Oh, come on. Shut up,

you! You pornographer!

Will you tell me what that is? Look, I
just think that sometimes when we just

have a lot to drink, we do silly things.
That to me looks like a mad night out

with some daft news. So what, he was
with you?

No. Is that in your house?

No, it's not. So how did you know he was
drunk, then?

What, did you get him pissed and then
jerk him off, did you? Or did you put

lipstick on him like a little doll?
Right!

It's a boy in 2026 having a laugh.

He lives right next door, Clive. He's
never a stranger.

Lots of it and all.

I'm not doing anything. I think I'm
better off going home.

No, no, no, get away. Come on.

Let me go. You're trying to change him.
Let me go. You're turning him into a

little girl.

Clive, let me go.

Have you seen those photos? What they do
to you when you're trans because they

chop your cock off. Look.

That's George. What the fuck?

Well? I never let him touch me. He's got
HIV.

What the fuck?

You filthy bastard.

Are you going to watch yourself, Mr.
Goss? Don't touch him. I saw the pills

his house. I locked him up. He's
infected.

I've had it for years and I'm fine.

But according to Clive...

There's no such thing as HIV.

So go on.

Tell them, with all your wisdom, educate
the lads.

What's this on your back, George? Hey,
what does that say? It's not on my face.

No, no, no, it's on his skin. It's
nothing. It's not anything.

What the fuck is that, you weird kid?

Flo, what's Flo?

Hey, you got anything else?

What does that mean?

What is it? George, what the fuck is it?
Is it menstrual flow? It's the game.

game we were playing, it's nothing.

What sort of game?

It was me. It's friends. She did it.
Which one? The tranny. Did you change

name? No. Did you give him a new name?
No, I've never seen it before. Did you

name him? I'm going to cut it off,
Clive. I'm going to cut his fucking cock

What? Like this?

Oh, little dragon.

You've got to say Mr. Goff. If you want
a lady boy, you're the expert.

What's he got?

Mr. G?

Is that some fella?

We all know you play away from home, but
I've taken it a bit far.

Did you plan this? Tell me what

you're doing so you can find me in.

You know we should hang him, aye?

Like those trainers that they hang on
the telephone wires. You know when

a crack house in the street and they put
the trainers on the wires to warn

people off? Not a warning, they're an
advert.

Are you correcting me?

You keep grabbing hold and breathing on
me and using your theft.

I really don't know.

Which one of us is gay?

Strangle.

Get him to that

lamppost there. Come on.

Let me go. It's okay.

I'll just go home.

Come on now.

Clive, I'm sorry, okay? Just leave Zia
alone. She's done nothing wrong.

You take pride in your flag.

It's everywhere.

Well, we need a new flag to say that
this street is safe. That our children

safe.

That there's one place in this world
where children are safe. And that flag

you.

no no

Here we are. Cheers.

Has he moved all his things? Still got
his books.

I keep thinking he's done it on purpose.
He's going to come back to pick them up

and say, Oh, I made a mistake. I love
you really.

Blah, blah, blah.

Bugger. The divorce is final?
Absolutely, yeah.

And the bar's all yours?

Mm -hmm.

Are you going to renovate it? Hard
enough just keeping it open.

I have to employ four security lads
every night just because it gets so

I mean, in the 90s on Canal Street,
you'd never see a fight.

Oh, you did?

What's that?

You'd have a couple of drunks, maybe,
but these days, windows get smashed, men

driving past on motorbikes, throwing
bricks. Come on!

I'm not turning up, but you and I can't
even mention trans rights without a mass

of fucking arguments.

It's all getting worse.

Sound like Melbourne.

Well, like he always says, in the old
days, if they hated us,

we could say it was due to a lack of
visibility because we were hidden in

basements like this.

Fucking in the dark.

No wonder they thought we were perverse.

And so we fought to be seen.

But what if we got it wrong?

What if they see us and they still don't
like us?

You're asking a woman what that feels
like? Ah, OK. But it was fine, you know.

15 years ago, everything was fine.

Now it just feels like it's... ..ending.

Do you really think so?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Every day, every little thing, every
tiny little thing that happens one by

like... ..abandon a book or...

removing a name or pulling down a flag.

I mean, it seems like little things, but
there's sort of a violence behind it.

And you need to get more and more of
these little things and every single day

builds and builds and then... I think
something big's going

to happen.