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From the outset, this programme
contains scenes of violence
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and threats that some viewers
may find distressing,
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strong language, offensive
and discriminatory attitudes,
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and scenes of a sexual nature
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LOUD BANGING,
WHIMPERS
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No!
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BANGING AND HAMMERING ON DOOR
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Ever Fallen in Love
by The Buzzcocks
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Get out of my house!
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Saul? SAUL?
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I'm not standing for this.
I'm calling the police,
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and I'm doing it right now!
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DIAL TONE
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Emergency, which service?
Police.
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You're
through to the police.
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Can you tell me what's happened?
Er, my name is Leo Struthers,
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I live at 5 Calico Road,
and there's a man in my house!
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Can you describe what's happened?
Are you in any danger?
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Why don't you tell them
you've been texting my son?
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I'm sorry, can you tell me what's
happened? Is the man still there?
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Er, sorry, it's my neighbour.
I... I made a mistake.
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I-I-I gave him a key.
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His name is Clive Goss,
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7 Calico Road.
Is this being recorded?
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Do you require assistance?
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No, no, it IS my neighbour,
Clive Goss,
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7 Calico Road.
Sorry for wasting your time.
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He's 16 years old.
Did he show you that?
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It's on your computer.
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So, he doesn't know?
He doesn't know that you've seen it,
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because you could
fuck up his whole life?
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And you'd like to fuck him up!
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Jesus Christ! No! I would not! No!
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So, do you want me to call
out your wife, and Saul?
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Do you want me to call them out here
and see what you're doing?
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Because the police have got
your name and address.
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You do so much as TOUCH me and...
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You can have all the
wild and crazy hot sex you want,
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night after night.
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That was a mistake and I am sorry.
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Come inside.
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I'm sorry, OK?
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I shouldn't have spoken to him.
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I was just trying to help,
but I was wrong.
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OK, let me explain, OK?
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Let me tell you what happened.
Have you fucked him?
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No! No, I have not!
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OK, shall we...?
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Want one?
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It was just a mistake...
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...because we were both on the apps.
You know the apps I mean.
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And he's too young to be there.
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He shouldn't do that.
But then HE messaged ME!
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Oh, don't you...?
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You're texting him about wanking
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and cumming and anal sex.
Now, what have you done to him? OK!
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OK, Clive! I'm sorry, OK?
Please, don't.
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I talk to your son about sex...
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...because he can't talk
to his dad, can he?
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Can he ask you? No.
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If he needs to pour out
his heart to his father, then...
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...you failed him, Clive.
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You failed.
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How did you get his number then?
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It's on the Calico Road group chat.
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Oh, yeah.
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Have you...
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...ever touched my son?
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Have you touched Lucy Clark?
What's she got to do with it?
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Well, she's 16, she lives five doors
down, have you fucked her?
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Don't be disgusting.
Well, then!
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YOU have both my sons being
dirty on your computer.
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Here, look. Look. Right,
hang on. Hang on, look. Look.
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This is for you, girls.
There. You like that, do you?
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We all saw that at work,
and we were laughing
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because THAT is how your
son makes his money.
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He wanks off and gets paid for it,
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next door, in your house!
Nothing to do with me.
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And then he posts it online.
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Maybe we should show
the Calico Road group chat that,
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because it's gonna bring
the house prices down!
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Or up, maybe.
You think it's funny?
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Yeah, I'm laughing my
fucking head off, Clive.
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Now step away and sit down.
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Step away from me.
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Don't do this to yourself, Clive.
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Never mind me.
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Just...
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...don't do this to yourself.
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Why are you not rich?
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What? Electricians, you make
a fortune.
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I asked you to fix my wiring,
you're free the next day.
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You should be booked up
for months. What's wrong with you?
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There's a case,
like a legal thing, you know.
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I didn't do anything wrong,
all right?
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Oh, God, did you burn someone's
house down? Like you'd know.
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Well, I'd know not to burn
someone's house down.
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No, it's not that, it's just...
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...lawyers.
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Do you know why I didn't tell
the police?
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Yeah! Cos you're guilty!
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Let me tell you
a story about my staff.
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You know, it's like it creeps
through the walls.
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You and your thoughts and...
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I sleep ten feet away
and I infect George?
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Yeah. You sleep two feet away.
Why don't you infect him?
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Why isn't he stupid
and straight, like you?
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Cos I don't stand a chance, do I?
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You lot.
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On the telly every night,
aren't you?
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You're watching something and two
minutes later it's men kissing.
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And it can be anything.
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It can be, like, Dickens or
policemen and you're all at it,
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and you go online
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and every other face
is a man in lipstick,
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cos you are making
it normal for children!
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I mean, you look at George, eh?
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I mean, you have got him.
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And he was never...
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He was trouble from the start.
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When he was born, George...
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It went wrong.
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Marie had an infection.
An infection of the vaginal tract.
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What do you think about that, eh?
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You don't like words like that,
do you?
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So, what happened?
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You know, we should
be rich! We could've
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sued the NHS for a fortune, but...
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...he was sick. George.
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For days, and people were so sorry.
You know, they kept saying,
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"Good luck. Fingers crossed,"
you know,
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"Thinking of you," and I was so...
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...embarrassed. Embarrassed?
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You were embarrassed? Yeah.
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You mean you were scared.
I was ashamed.
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Why?
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Because he was weak.
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He was a baby.
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He was mine...
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...and he got it wrong.
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I was gonna tell you a story.
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In my bar, we get drifters,
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Young people.
Yeah, I bet you do.
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They come to Manchester, they escape
from wherever they've come from...
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...and they're a bit lost.
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They don't have any money and
their first job is behind the bar.
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Yeah, and you lure them in.
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So, they come and work for me.
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And all right, they're kids.
Yeah, exactly.
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18, 19 and...
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...a bit hopeless.
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And some of them are lazy
and drunk and stupid, but...
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And sometimes they work for a week
and I never see them again, but...
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...sometimes they're
brilliant, and funny,
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and they work really, really hard,
and then during the lockdown...
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Oh, Jesus, you don't
believe that shit, do you?
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They literally said it was a lie!
They proved it!
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True or not, it happened.
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And during that time...
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...three of them killed themselves.
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Three of those kids.
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I know three boys who
killed themselves.
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Well, good riddance.
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Three of those daft boys
took their own lives,
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in their tiny little bedsits,
or their godawful little flats,
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they shoved down pills and drifted
out of this world, because...
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...they had nothing.
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They had no family. Do you get that?
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They were queer little kids who
thought they could never go home,
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and so they sat on their
own and they died.
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One of them left a note that said...
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..."I'm sorry I was so rubbish."
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Do you want that to be George?
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He'd never do that.
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He's weak.
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Those boys, that's...
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That's why I tried to help.
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But I will never speak to
George again, I promise, and...
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But that's not even the problem.
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The problem is YOU know he's gay,
and that is the wrong way round.
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He should tell you. It's his life,
it's his choice, it's his decision.
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He lives under my roof.
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He's not a dog.
Will you listen to me?
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We have stolen that from him,
both of us.
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Me from being stupid
and you from breaking into my house.
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You broke into my house!
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You broke into my bloody house.
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But we've robbed him.
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And if his life goes
wrong at 16, then maybe...
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...he gets on a train,
moves to London,
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gets a tiny little room,
works behind a bar,
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and HE ends up leaving a note
saying,
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"I'm sorry I was rubbish."
Is that what you want?
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Can he grow out of it?
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You know, is it like...?
Is it just a phase?
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Maybe?
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Oh, bollocks, no, sorry!
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I've never met a phase in my life.
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He's gay, and bent,
and homosexual for his entire life,
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and frankly you should
put out the bunting,
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cos I'll tell you what,
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when you are old
and dribbling, Clive Goss,
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and you need someone
to wipe your arse,
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it'll be your gay son who does it.
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Saul will be too busy
fighting about paternity
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with his third slapper of a wife!
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God, you...
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You have got some nerve,
haven't you?
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Yeah. Cos that's gay, too.
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We shine and burn...
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...mate. It can be a phase.
I know that for a fact,
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cos look at your husband.
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He lived here, and God knows
we heard you through that wall.
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You want to know where George gets
his ideas from? Well, it's you.
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Cos it was very, very clear which
one of you was the lady.
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We all heard you, Leo, eh,
whinnying like a bitch.
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We'd sit in that house
and we would cringe for you.
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And then what happens?
Your beloved Curtis,
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he finds a real woman and he runs
off with her.
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Isn't that right, eh?
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I suppose so. Yeah.
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So a gay man can turn back.
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OK, no.
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Well, technically...
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I... It's possible,
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so, yeah, it's possible for
George, yes.
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Yeah, yeah. I said so, didn't I?
Yeah, well, you proved it. You win.
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So just leave him alone.
Cos if you confront him,
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you might push him the wrong way.
Or the right way.
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Oh, Jesus, Clive, I don't know.
Just don't say anything.
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And you've not touched him?
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No!
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I have not!
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Hey, do you think they heard that
through the wall, huh?
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Cos the funny thing is, Clive,
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I've never heard you
and Marie fucking, why's that?
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Don't be disgusting.
No, why is that?
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You know, you're obsessed.
Not a peep.
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You want to tell me why that is?
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I don't know, maybe you're
getting it elsewhere?
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Don't say anything to George.
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I'm asking you seriously.
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Don't force him out.
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Just be nice to him!
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DOOR OPENS
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You all right?
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Yeah.
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Good.
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You all right? Yeah.
250
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,560
Is George home?
He's in his room.
251
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,599
KNOCKING
252
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,039
It's me. What?
253
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:49,519
Um, your debt to Mr Struthers,
I'll pay that for you,
254
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,000
but you just don't talk to him
again, all right? Have you got that?
255
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,759
OK.
256
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,760
And...
257
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,440
...stay off that thing.
258
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,319
Where did you get to?
259
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,799
I just went out.
260
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,559
You want a word with him next door.
261
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,320
He was playing music SO loud.
262
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,759
What are you doing that for?
263
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,960
Been a while.
264
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,959
I don't give a fuck about stupid
little George!
265
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,119
It's the council. If they get
a complaint about me
266
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:30,919
and child porn, there goes my
licence. I'd have to close the bar.
267
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,879
Oh, don't be so stupid.
268
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,079
He was in your house.
269
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,279
Go back to the police!
270
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,359
It's not child porn.
271
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,279
George is 16 anyway.
272
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,199
Oh, well, that's a relief.
Thanks, Carly. Old enough to bum.
273
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,719
But you have taken away his agency.
274
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:51,359
Someone as old as you should never
be giving advice to someone my age.
275
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,399
Yeah, Carly, here's another piece of
advice - fuck off!
276
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,119
You asked for that.
277
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,039
You can't stay in that house, Leo.
278
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,319
You've got to move.
279
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,879
It's going to calm down.
I listened out last night.
280
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,479
No shouting, nothing.
281
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,720
I just need to change my locks,
and then I'm done.
282
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,840
I went 14 years barely saying a word
to him, I can do the same again.
283
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,639
Morning, guv. You all right?
284
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,119
Oh, bollocks.
285
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,919
I mean, who's going to finish
a job half done?
286
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:25,199
Clive Goss, the big bad boss
has left it in a right mess.
287
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,679
How much is it going to cost me?
288
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,079
Least of your worries.
You should go to the police.
289
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,679
He attacked you. That's assault.
Pick up the phone and report him.
290
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,279
It wasn't quite assault. He...
291
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,479
Oh. Uh, OK, I need to see what
every other venue in
292
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,639
Greater Manchester is charging.
Will you make a list?
293
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,879
Yes, boss. Thanks.
294
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,639
It was more like he grabbed me and
we kind of jostled a bit, you know?
295
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,399
Seriously, though, listen to me.
296
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,799
He invaded your home.
297
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,719
It's like those men who steal
knickers off the line.
298
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,719
It's not a small crime.
You should always report them,
299
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,679
because that's an actual fact
in policing.
300
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,719
Once a man crosses that line,
it can escalate.
301
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,959
I think we're worrying about
the wrong person.
302
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:07,119
OK, George is stuck with that man
night and day.
303
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,519
What were their names again,
the three boys during lockdown?
304
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:13,279
There was little Jimmy,
Hassan, and who was the third one?
305
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:16,040
Peter Beddoes...
306
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,360
And that's just
the three we know about.
307
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,360
It's funny to think they saved
my life last night.
308
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,120
Oh, my God. He's here.
309
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,920
What? Oh, shit.
310
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,159
Right.
311
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,160
You OK?
312
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,239
No. Because you're here.
313
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,599
They turned up, so I let them in.
Is that OK?
314
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,080
I just want to finish this job.
315
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,680
I'd like a word with you.
316
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,280
In private.
317
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,240
I've got it.
318
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,479
Did I do the right thing?
319
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,319
Oh, brought your bodyguard
with you?
320
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,000
I'll knock you flat out, mate.
321
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,559
Listen, you don't want me here
and I don't want to be here,
322
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,479
all right? So, I'll get this job
done end of the day
323
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,079
and I'll be gone, all right?
Ah, you need my money, don't you?
324
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,560
Yeah, and you need that fixed.
325
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,719
Did we say cash? We did.
326
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,639
I've changed my mind. Invoice me.
327
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,199
Because I don't like people
who dodge their tax.
328
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,160
But I've still got the job?
Yes.
329
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,960
But I have to ask, is everything
all right?
330
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,239
With George. Did you say anything?
No, no, no,
331
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,999
you do not talk about my son.
332
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,919
All right? No word to Saul.
333
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,999
We forget about it and we move on,
all right? Are we done?
334
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,079
No, we're not.
I have to say something.
335
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,639
Curtis is 58-years-old.
336
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,799
My hus... Ah, my ex is 58.
337
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,159
I met him when he was 44.
He is a grown man,
338
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,959
because that is who I go
out with, not children.
339
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,160
If I have to live next door
to you, I am scared.
340
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,320
If that's what you think of me,
I am so scared.
341
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,759
You... You terrify me.
342
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,600
Proud of yourself?
No, it's... It's OK.
343
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,799
Look, I can't change your mind,
but I'm asking you,
344
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,079
look at where you get this
stuff from
345
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,439
and why you believe it.
346
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,119
Cos you'll believe
anything online.
347
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,039
You'll believe a shock jock,
you'll believe YouTube,
348
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,759
but I live next door to you
and you have known me for 14 years.
349
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,600
Why don't you believe me?!
350
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,960
I'll pay you cash.
351
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,960
Mikey, am I missing something here,
with my dad?
352
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,919
Cos when he kicked off yesterday,
353
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,399
did anyone tell him about
my OnlyFans?
354
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,440
No, not in a million years. Why?
355
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,199
Did he say something?
356
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,959
No, it's weird. I got a new
subscriber last night, yeah?
357
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,839
And the name says Clive Goss.
358
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,519
You choose your own username, yeah?
You don't use your real name.
359
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,319
No-one does. He'd have to pick
Clive Goss on purpose.
360
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,719
It can't be him.
Then why does it say it?
361
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,199
Mate, it's a fetish.
362
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,799
Someone you know is into
father and son.
363
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,639
Oh, Christ.
Still, he's paying. Whack it out.
364
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,680
- You'd love that.
- Gimme!
BOTH LAUGH
365
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,479
What are you doing tomorrow
afternoon? Are you into footy?
366
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,839
Hmm, I like the legs. We're watching
the match at my house,
367
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,239
cos I've got this deal
with that sportswear.
368
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,919
Do you know 20 Cents?
They send crates of beer,
369
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,679
I get the lads round,
we all just wear 20 Cents T-shirts,
370
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,559
make a bit of content,
we have a good laugh.
371
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,679
We get pissed for free, basically.
Do you want to come?
372
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,799
You, drunk, in a tight T-shirt?
373
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,039
Works for me.
374
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,120
Your mates might not like
it, though. Hey.
375
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:58,159
Oh, sorry. Did it again!
Me and my big mouth.
376
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,639
Me and my big everything.
377
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,000
All right, Daddy, don't report me
to the boss.
378
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,480
Fuck sake, Dad, lighten up.
379
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,560
Selfie.
380
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,000
FOOTSTEPS THUMPING
DOWNSTAIRS
381
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,799
Where do you think you're going?
going? Hey, you're grounded!
382
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,480
We told you you're grounded! George!
383
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,399
There you are.
384
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,639
£800. In cash.
385
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,640
Thank you very much.
386
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,399
You're going to have to refit
the wiring in 2027,
387
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,999
because Amendment 4 says so,
388
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,999
to harmonise with European levels.
389
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,159
We never really did leave Europe,
did we?
390
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,640
That was all just another lie.
391
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,240
Anyway, it's not my problem,
392
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,840
I'm done.
393
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:55,600
POUNDING DANCE MUSIC
394
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,239
Hey. Take it home
and unload everything,
395
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,519
otherwise the van gets robbed.
And I mean everything.
396
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,560
Where are you going?
397
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,240
For a drink.
398
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,480
Hello, handsome.
399
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,440
SIREN WAILS
400
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:09,079
Hiya. Hi. I'm Zee.
Yeah, I know.
401
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,839
Yeah.
402
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,279
Hi, then, George. Hello.
403
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,800
Yeah. Great.
404
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,199
So what are you thinking?
405
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,199
Where do you want to go?
I'm not being funny,
406
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,399
but do you even get served in pubs?
Yeah, I'm not a kid.
407
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,559
OK. Well, I'm buying, just in case.
408
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,119
I don't want to go to Canal Street.
Not with my brother
409
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:33,159
and my dad and the man next door.
And, anyway,
410
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,599
not being rude,
but it's a bit past it, isn't it?
411
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,239
It's all a bit old.
412
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,400
It is a bit, yeah.
413
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,119
How about Northern Quarter?
414
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,160
Yeah. That's good. Great.
415
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,320
POUNDING DANCE MUSIC
416
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,600
Come on in!
417
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,400
Hiya.
418
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,359
Front bar to office.
419
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,440
There could be trouble,
your mate's back.
420
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,359
I thought you were done.
What are you doing here?
421
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,839
If this is my son's life, then let
me see it. Clive, don't make
422
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,879
any trouble. You told me to learn,
so here I am.
423
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,799
I reckon this is the one bar
round here
424
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,799
that people will leave me alone in.
425
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,280
OK, exclusion zone,
I get it. Right.
426
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,199
What's she doing here?
No, no, no, you can sit over here.
427
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,400
OK.
428
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,360
Hey, darling, you go on a break.
What can I get you?
429
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,560
Uh-huh.
430
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,079
Scenes of violence that some
viewers may find distressing
431
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,119
And my dad's all right.
I mean, I don't think he's happy,
432
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,919
but he doesn't go on about it.
433
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,759
Just keeps saying, "He," and then
he's like, "Oh, sorry,
434
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,879
"sorry, sorry,' all the time,
but a lot of people do that.
435
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,239
That's amazing, though.
You're amazing.
436
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,319
No, I'm not.
I just wake up every day
437
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,919
and get on with it.
438
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,279
If I can do it, anyone can.
439
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,119
Cos when I said about
Canal Street,
440
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,079
I mean, I have been there before.
Never went inside.
441
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,719
I just kind of, you know, walked up
and down and then went home.
442
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,599
Because?
443
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,799
Er, you know,
444
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,879
I'm kind of a bit gay,
I suppose.
445
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,479
Or bi maybe.
446
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,999
Great. Good for you.
447
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,399
Is that all right?
It's brilliant.
448
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,479
I've just never said it before.
449
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,079
Well, now you have.
Did the world end? No.
450
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,679
Well, then.
451
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,199
I said it. You see?
452
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,359
All you needed was a night
out with me.
453
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,279
Don't tell anyone, though.
No. I won't.
454
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,079
But you're ready now, George.
455
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,439
You've said it once,
you can say it again.
456
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,359
Think what it was like for me.
I had to come out to my parents
457
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,279
and tell them that I was a woman,
and then I had to tell them
458
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,679
that I was a lesbian.
459
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,080
OK? You're still in nappies
compared to me, kid.
460
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,439
Aayushi. Hiya. Did you hear?
461
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,359
Beryl's back in town.
And she's better.
462
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,479
No way.
463
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,279
We're going to go and see her now,
she's back in the old flat.
464
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,840
Oh, come with us. Do you want to?
465
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,440
Yeah.
466
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,239
♪ Smokey rooms
467
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,999
♪ Bloodshot eyes
468
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,759
♪ People dancing just to feel
something nice
469
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,039
♪ Oh, no
470
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,719
♪ Maybe the kids ain't all
right... ♪
471
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,800
Hi!
472
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,560
♪ Maybe the kids ain't all right. ♪
473
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,599
Fuck sake, Zee, where have you been?
474
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,960
Come here!
475
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,839
I thought I was never going to see
you again. No, I'm back for good!
476
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,279
Er, this is George.
George, this is Beryl,
477
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,079
otherwise known as Beryl the Peril,
478
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,359
otherwise known as The Travesty.
479
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,559
I am mother. She is mother.
480
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,239
Come here. Oh, fuck sake,
what is that?
481
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,959
Is that Lynx Africa?
How much did you put on?
482
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,039
Is it too much?
483
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,239
It's the entire continent, darling.
I can smell zebra.
484
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,960
LAUGHTER
485
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,640
POUNDING DANCE MUSIC
486
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,119
Just the one. Ready?
487
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,239
Oh, just one more.
Oh, he learns fast!
488
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,799
Seven.
489
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,240
Cheers. Cheers!
490
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,920
How are you?
491
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,239
My name is Regime, the queen
of your dreams,
492
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,159
and I declare, ladies and gents,
493
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,359
others and neithers, bitches
and fuckboys,
494
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,279
nutters and mothers, tonight is
going to be a night!
495
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,760
Woo!
496
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,519
No.
497
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,959
I'm not the only one in school.
There's this boy, Winston.
498
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,559
He's amazing. These three girls,
they're like a threesome,
499
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,360
like properly. And there's this boy
in the canteen. He's so fit.
500
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,840
Two, one.
501
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,799
CHEERING
502
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,800
Looks so good.
503
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,119
Oi, you.
Have you chosen your name yet?
504
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,839
Still can't decide. What do you
mean?
505
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,239
I'm called Zee, but it's just
a placeholder. I got stuck with it.
506
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,239
I've got three choices.
507
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,239
Annabel, Flo,
508
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,319
not Florence, just Flo,
509
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,199
and Rachel.
So, what do you think?
510
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:09,599
Well, it's not up to me.
But for you, Zeelinda,
511
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,519
it is time to decide!
512
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,920
LAUGHTER
513
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,600
Right. You three turn around.
514
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,840
Zee, you can look now.
515
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:50,040
Oh. Your true name is your choice.
516
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,399
So, pick the right one.
517
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:58,199
Because your name is written on
the back of
518
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,799
the last person you'd fuck.
519
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,319
Oh, surely not! Got to choose!
520
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,999
Not me. You've had me.
521
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,959
LAUGHTER
522
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,680
Choose, choose, choose!
Choose, choose, choose!
523
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,520
OK, I'm sorry, George. Sorry.
524
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,600
Reveal the name!
525
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,000
Oh, my God.
526
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,440
Flo.
527
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,319
I love it! My name's Flo!
528
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,760
CHEERING
529
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,559
We look good.
530
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,919
♪ And the red, red robin
531
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,959
♪ Goes bob, bob, bobbing along
532
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,800
♪ Along! ♪
533
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,480
BEEPING
534
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:34,800
Boss, to the back? Yeah, I need to
go. OK, just go. Go.
535
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,319
Oi, Sir. Is that really you, Sir?
536
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,840
Lads, get here quickly.
Need help. Straight away.
537
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,600
Fucking freak. Stop it! Stop it!
538
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,240
Hey!
539
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,920
Hanna. Get an ambulance!
540
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,879
Right, when you get home, go
straight to the bathroom.
541
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,279
Cos you're going to need
more than water, OK?
542
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,839
Find your mum's make-up remover.
Just rub it in and wipe it off.
543
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,479
I had the best time.
544
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,480
So did I. You're amazing.
545
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,040
Right. Get home to bed.
546
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,480
And as soon as you get in,
take it off.
547
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,079
Yes, bro, that's right.
Know what I'm saying, innit?
548
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,440
LAUGHTER
549
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,600
Hey.
550
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,199
I just wanted to say thank you.
I can get you a cab.
551
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,119
I've got one coming.
I can put it on account.
552
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,480
I'm not poor.
553
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,839
Well, you were great. Thanks.
554
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,199
So, she's a teacher? And is it she?
555
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,959
She, yeah, when she's in drag.
She calls herself Regime,
556
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,639
and when he's
out of drag it's Martin.
557
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,519
And, yes, he is a teacher,
an English teacher.
558
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,200
He's on supply at Union Street.
559
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,079
They were kids from his class.
560
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,400
I've got her blood on me,
you think that's safe?
561
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,959
Yeah, definitely.
562
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,359
Well, I mean, I don't know,
563
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,159
it's up to Martin,
it's none of our business.
564
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,039
But it doesn't matter. You know,
that was...
565
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,999
It's not like the old days.
566
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,519
Blood isn't dangerous.
That was a long time ago.
567
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,080
Yeah, well, you'd know,
wouldn't you?
568
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,720
Yes.
569
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,320
HIV positive.
570
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,880
32 years, I'm absolutely fine,
thank you.
571
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,639
It's not a problem, is it?
572
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,919
It's not real anyway, is it? HIV.
573
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,200
Billions of dollars spent
on nothing.
574
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:20,119
That's not me saying that,
it's one of the Kennedys,
575
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,159
United States Secretary of Health.
Yeah, well, fuck me, he's wrong.
576
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,319
Yeah, well, you would say that,
wouldn't you? Yeah, well, I would,
577
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,799
because I became positive in 1994
578
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,520
and I've lived through this.
I'm sorry, but you have not.
579
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,399
And you know what pisses me off?
580
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,400
Me.
581
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,800
Cos I just said sorry.
582
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,719
All these years since 1994
I've been apologising
583
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,799
to men like you saying, "Sorry",
and, "Thank you",
584
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,439
and, "Please", and, "Oh, I hope
you don't mind,"
585
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,160
cos that's how we fit in.
586
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,639
Every day,
587
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:00,119
we crush ourselves
and beg to be liked,
588
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,799
our eyes like fucking puppies.
589
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,759
Well, you know what?
To hell with all that.
590
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,999
I am not sorry,
and I do not thank you,
591
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,640
not for anything, not ever,
so fuck off!
592
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,839
Just... Just, just, just go back,
get off my street
593
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:19,239
and go home. And here. Take that.
594
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:22,479
I don't need it. No, you know what
you say? You say thank you, Clive.
595
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,760
You say thank you to me.
596
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,119
Clive, I gave you £20,
you say thank you to me
597
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,120
the same way I've been thanking you
and your kind for six decades!
598
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,960
Thank you.
599
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,559
Yes.
600
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,040
Yes!
601
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,640
Yes!
602
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,680
DOOR OPENS
603
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,600
Are you all right? Yeah.
604
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,400
Your dad's not in, so you got lucky.
605
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,760
Just this once, OK?
606
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,400
DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
607
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,520
Where have you been?
608
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,680
Knock, knock.
609
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,040
Drink some of this and you'll feel
better in the morning.
610
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,439
Where did you get to?
611
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,119
Out.
612
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,320
What's wrong? Nothing.
613
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,640
What's wrong with your hand?
Jesus Christ.
614
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,840
♪ I can read your body language
615
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,400
♪ And I know what's on your mind
616
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,600
♪ Only one thing left to do, boy
617
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,960
♪ I can see it in your eyes
618
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,839
♪ Cos I'm a bad, bad baby
619
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,879
♪ Push my buttons, I'll go crazy
620
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,920
♪ Do you know how to make me... ♪
621
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,239
♪ Dripping sweat down my body-ody
622
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,759
♪ Feeling so naughty
623
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,600
♪ Ooh, we got ain't got nothing to
lose... ♪
624
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,480
PHONE PINGS
625
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,919
I swear it gets madder
and madder, that family next door.
626
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,079
As if gay little George,
the artful fucking dodger,
627
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,319
wasn't bad enough,
and his mad, bad dad.
628
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,399
Oh, guess what,
he's into HIV denial now.
629
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,679
And there was a fight last night
at the club.
630
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,359
We've got so much to catch up
on.
631
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:10,879
Oh, and on top of everything else,
632
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,959
they're having one
of their football days next door,
633
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,599
so it's going to be a bit noisy.
Maybe we should go out for lunch.
634
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:19,199
No, I've got lunch all sorted.
I've got a surprise.
635
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,840
Come outside, help me carry it.
636
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,800
So, what's the surprise?
Have a look.
637
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,199
Oh, my God! Albertine called.
She was having a party for her dad,
638
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,519
he fell over, he's in hospital.
Oh. Oh, boo.
639
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,759
And all of this is going to waste.
640
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,119
Buffet! The best food in the world.
641
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,759
Beige food, it's all going spare.
642
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,159
♪ We've got goujons! ♪
LEO LAUGHS
643
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,799
So, what did you say?
There was a fight?
644
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,279
Yeah, last night.
And he was there, Clive Goss,
645
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,279
Goss the Boss. I think he's a jinx.
646
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,359
I truly think he is
a bad luck charm,
647
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,799
because this whole trouble
kicked off
648
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,999
with that one-night stand, Eddie.
649
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,879
That was the day I had
to go over to Clive's house.
650
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,120
When was that?
651
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,960
Do you remember? Then he installed
the bloody key safe.
652
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,480
Then he ended up working at mine.
653
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,960
Next thing you know, George takes
the key and helps himself.
654
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,560
Then I find Clive in my house.
655
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,079
And he's there when this fight
breaks out.
656
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,080
Hey!
657
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,560
Swear to God, that's the end of it.
I've had enough.
658
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,440
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