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Wait, sir! Stop!

Why have you parked this car here?

You cannot park here, sir.

Because this parking is for
the basketball staff.

I am a basketball coach.

Mister "Intelligent".

Oh...

- What is it?
- Are you really a basketball coach?

- Yeah.
- Then let's see you touch that basket.

- Morning, Coach!
- Morning, Coach sir.

- Namaste, Coach sir.
- Good Morning.

- Morning, sir!
- Morning, sir.

- God bless you.
- Morning, sir.

- God bless you.
- Morning, sir.

- Good morning, sir.
- Good Morning.

Is this the time to come?

The senior is already here
and the assistant is strolling in now?

I can't help it
if you choose to turn up at 7!

C'mon, Delhi, c'mon!

Sir, the missus hasn't attended
any matches this season.

She's busy... a little busy.

Man to man marking, guys!

Hold on!

Pass to Dev, pass to Dev,
Siddhant, pass to Dev!

But Dev is out of form, why pass to him?

Hey!

There you go! Keep passing it to Dev.

Gulshan, enough is enough!

Fall back, fall back! Fall back!

Pass on! Pass on!

Sir, your strategy is all wrong!
Just listen to me--

Shut up!

Back to your seat!

C'mon, pass on!

Come on, come on, come on!
Focus, guys!

Dev! Shoot!

- How did Ravana die in the Ramayana?
- What, sir?

- How did Ravana die?
- No idea, sir.

Vibhishan told Lord Rama, "Aim the arrow
at Ravana's navel".

Focus, boys! Focus!

Even Gods are open to listening.

- Right, sir.
- And he is a mere mortal.

Focus man, c'mon.

Who lives in the outskirts of Delhi.

C'mon, fall back! Fall back!

There you go, game over.

Talk about dropping the ball.

Hey! Shut-up!

You're the junior coach, act like one!

You're the senior coach, lead like one!

- You want to take my place, don't you?
- Yes, I do!

- You want to be the head coach, right?
- Yes, I do.

Then, let's see you
touch that basket, shorty!

SUPERSTARS ON EARTH
Everyone has their own normal

We were treated to some boxing at the

National Basketball Championships today.

On being taunted
for his short height, the assistant--

What the hell? Are you drunk?

Ohh!

Let's go! Hey you, stop!

Hey, I said stop!

You wait! I'm going to tie you up
and beat you to a pulp!

Stop! Stop the car right now!

Go, go, go!
Whoa, hello, hello! Stop, stop!

Hey, pull over! To the side! Over there!

There, there, up ahead!

Are you out of your mind?
You've banged into us twice.

What's up, brother?

Is this a place to park?

- Huh?
- Show me your license!

Don't know how to drive!
Show me your license!

Sir... he has no prior offence.

He's a good man, sir.

Everyone makes mistakes, sir.

The case has already been filed.

You'll have to go to court.
So sign this and leave.

So, your highness, back to earth now?

Go on, sign here.

27/02/25 Connaught Place
Gulshan Arora

What the hell are you doing, man?

- Shut up! Don't you have any shame?
- Huh?

Weren't you concerned about
how my mum would feel?

- Couldn't you get me out last night?
- I'm sorry, bro.

Hey, why am I apologizing?

Did I ask you to drink and drive?

Listen to me,
you're due in court tomorrow.

- So don't talk crap in front of the judge.
- Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, right.

One should be large hearted, sir!
I've forgiven him.

Now he should forgive me. Sorted!

After all, these are very petty issues.
Let's move on.

Forget it, bro!

And after all we're family.

And families are always fighting.

And he's barely hurt.

If he had got a punctured eye
or a squint or gotten cross-eyed,

then I would've quit, readily!

But all he has is a
little tattoo on his cheek.

That's all.

Mr. Paswan was going to file
a police complaint.

I had to talk him out of it.

Great! So he's come around!
So, now we're all sorted!

Mr. Arora, you're a very good coach.

That's why we've put up with you
until now.

But not anymore.

You are suspended indefinitely!

- But--
- You are suspended!

What?

Me?

I'm suspended?

I don't believe it. That's amazing!

It's better to get cholera...
than go to jail.

Hey, it was barely a drop of alcohol.

I'll do my best to keep you out of jail.

Yeah.

I'll get you into community service.

Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
What's that again?

Nowadays, you don't go to jail
for every crime.

Some people are made to do
social service kind of work.

Yeah! Yeah, that's okay.

Good thing you wore a tie.
Makes you look respectable.

Damn, our case has been assigned
to a really tough judge.

- Oh!
- So don't talk any nonsense, okay?

- I'll do the talking, you keep quiet.
- Yeah, yeah, okay.

Hey listen, I wont take the lift,
I'm going up the stairs.

- Why?
- No, I don't want to take the lift.

C'mon, Gulshan, we'll be late!
Don't do this!

- Which floor is it?
- Third floor!

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Gulshan Arora, son of Harnaam Arora.

In spite of being a respectable citizen,
you were driving while drunk.

You broke the tail light of
Government Vehicle No. DL76 1232.

You got into a tussle with
Constable Ratti Ram.

And you sang a song condemning
the justice system?

Yes, Madam, he sang a song

called "Justice is blind".

It's mentioned
in the constable's statement.

Did you know you can be sentenced to
two years in jail?

Two years?

One drop of alcohol and two years in jail?

What are you doing?
Say sorry.

Sorry, sir... umm... sorry, Madam.

Because of your clean record
and this being your first offence,

the court does not wish
to send you to jail.

Oh!

Do you know what
Community Service means?

Yes, Madam.

Do you know anything about
the intellectually challenged?

Mad people?

The intellectually challenged!

It means the mental and physical
development of people

who are intellectually challenged
is a little different from everyone else.

So whenever you refer to these people

make sure you use the appropriate words.

Madam.

Hmm...

So Gulshan Arora, son of Harnaam Arora,

stands guilty of the charges against him.

But the court wishes to utilize
his talent appropriately.

Therefore, for the next three months,

he is ordered to train
a basketball team of

intellectually challenged players.

Three whole months?

You expect me to train mad people
for three months?

And pay a 500 rupee fine.

- 500? For calling them mad?
- Shut up!

- 1000 Rupees.
- But everyone uses the word "mad"!

2000 Rupees!

But what’s so wrong
with calling them mad?

5000!

You got yourself
a 5000 rupees fine? Moron!

How strange!
You can't call a mad person mad!

Don't say anything!

Why do you need
to call anyone anything?

Am I the only one who says that?
Everyone says it!

And what's wrong with it anyway?

It's so bizarre!
Don't call a blackie "blackie",

Or a chinky "chinky", or a mad guy "mad".

Or a shorty "shorty"!

What do you mean?

Wait a minute! A man who's
5 foot 8 inches is not a shorty!

But a guy who's 5 foot 6 is!

Which is why you tell everyone
you’re 2 inches taller!

Mummy! Who makes fun of their own?
That's for outsiders!

Why do you consider anyone an outsider?

No one is an outsider, son.
Everyone is family.

Right!

- Suneeta?
- Yeah.

Answer it.
There could be a problem at the store.

I don't want to talk to her!

Your ego is going to ruin your marriage.

Don't you worry about me!

I'm not worried about you,
I'm worried about myself.

You left your own house

and now you're living in my spare room.

I used to get 10,000 rupees in rent
for that room!

Am I right, Daulatji?

- Ten and a half.
- There! He says ten and a half.

Who asked you? You're a cook!
Just do your job! Don't interfere!

Go make some tea!

And Mummy, I'll pay you the rent, okay?

Don't bark like a dog!

"I'll pay you the rent!"

Daulatjit, make some tea for me too!

How much is it?

Now what could be better
than a professional coach

like you coming to train our players?

The thing is, they find it difficult
to play other sports.

They can't do too many things at once.

They can't remember all the rules

Basketball's a little easier.

Pick up the ball,
put it in the basket, that's it!

Of course, they've won medals
in other games.

Look, these are for slow cycling.

And those are for Carrom.
Those certificates.

I'll show you the runner-up trophy
for the karaoke contest--

It's okay, it's okay!

So, how many times a week
will you come here?

Ummm...

One day?

Once a week is good enough.

We don't want to overload the kids, right?

One day?

- Let's do this, let's talk to Anu.
- Anu?

You know, your friend.
She's the one who sent you here.

Who's Anu?

Her nephew is here with us.

What does she do?

- She's a judge.
- Hey!

Anu, my dear, yeah,
Mr. Gulshan's here with me.

He's such a nice man!

He says he's going to come once a week.

Hello.

No, no, Madam,
there seems to be some confusion.

Not one day a week,

every day of the week,
every day of the week, Kartar Paaji!

No! No problem at all. No problem.
You're right, absolutely right!

Kartar Paaji's very sweet.
He's nice, very nice!

Yeah.

Okay then, bye, bye.

There's going to be a National
Championship for the specially abled.

Now that you are our coach,
I've entered our team.

Nationals! People will laugh.

Don't tell anyone about this.

I haven't even told anyone

you were sentenced to work here
by a court.

I could've easily got out of it!

I have three lawyers in my family,
you know?

But since they're kids,
I felt sorry for them.

I mean they're human beings too, right?

I thought,
"Okay, this will do them some good".

They'll learn something. Poor things.

Poor things...

My name is Gulshan Arora.

For the next three months

I will be your coach.

I know you people have a problem
understanding what's being said.

That's why if you don't understand
something,

then raise your hand and say,
"Please explain". Okay?

What?

I didn't understand what he said.

First say, "Please explain!"

- Please explain.
- Raise your hand!

Please explain.

Nothing, he just said
the new coach is a donkey.

Okay everyone, say your names.

Kareem K-K-K-Ku...

- Satbir.
- Lotus.

I'm Guddu.

And this is Bantu.

Sunil!

Hargovind.

Raju!

Please explain.

Shar-ma-ji.

Sharmaji.

Ahh...

Okay, so let's begin our practice.

- Ku-Ku-Ku-Ku-Ku-Qureshi!
- What?

He finally finished saying his name.
Kareem Qureshi!

Okay, we're going to start
with some, uh...

very simple exercises,
that even a child can do. Yeah?

Uh... we're going to start by,
uh... ball-passing.

Oh-oh! Sorry, sorry, sorry!

Uh, maybe ball-passing isn't that easy.

Let's do this. Pair up, choose a partner.

Sir, but I already have a girlfriend!

- So?
- Then how can I pair up with someone else?

- His girlfriend is a prostitute.
- Hey!

Yeah, so? A prostitute can have
a boyfriend too, right?

Hey! Don't say that word.

- Which one?
- Prostitute.

Then why are you saying it?

I'm just explaining.

Yeah, I was explaining too.

His girlfriend is a prostitute.

I told you not to use that word,
say something else!

What?

Say she's a hook--
Business! She has a business.

She's a business person. Okay?

Oh...

Do you have a girlfriend?

A wife.

What does she do?

She's a business person.

Mine too. Same!

Come here, you two.

Pick up a ball.

Pick up one ball!

- Me, me, me, me!
- Me, me, me, me! Me!

No, no! Be quiet! Be quiet!

- What happened to him?
- He's gone.

- Gone where?
- He's lost!

He'll be back soon.

Just wait a bit.

Sir, he's back! Now you can talk to him
all you want. Okay?

Why are you wearing leather shoes?

Because they match my helmet!

Wear your sports shoes next time.
And there's no need for a helmet.

Really? You see that fan up there?

What if it falls on my head?

Huggie! I want a huggie!

Hey! Oof! Ugh! Let go!

What are you doing?
Get away! Go!

Go back!

C'mon, form pairs! Pairs of two!

Sir, I already have a girlfriend!

His girlfriend is a prostitute.

Don't form anything!
Don't form anything!

Go back! Go back and form a line!
Come on! Form a line!

Not another word, silence!

Now hold your balls.

They are poor things?

They’re a nightmare! A nightmare!

Who would feel sorry for them?

I never said they were poor things.
You said that.

Yeah, but how do I form a team?

You need normal people for that!

Coach sir, tell me something.

When you were 8 years old,
were you normal or were you different?

I was normal!

Well, according to doctors,
their learning ability is

that of a seven or eight
or ten year old child.

So that's how they are at that age.
They can't be astronauts overnight.

Yeah, but it's not normal to stay
8 years old either, is it?

Coach sir, tell me something...
what is this?

Huh?

This, this! Tell me, what is it?

Tell me. C'mon, take a guess.
What is it?

Your bu--

It's a body part.

Is it yours or mine?

Everyone has their own?

Right. Now just consider this as normal.

- Huh?
- If you consider this as “normal”,

you'll realize
that everyone has their own normal.

Just like a cop beating a thief is normal,

a thief getting beaten is normal.

A politician lying is normal

and the public calling out his lies
is normal.

Or a beggar pleading is normal

and a rich man flaunting
his wealth is normal.

Everyone is stuck to their own normal,
Coach sir.

You have your own normal
and they have theirs.

What the hell have I gotten into?

My normal's been hurting since morning.

Sitting for too long.

How much sugar?

Normal.

Mine or yours?

Go on, add six spoons.

No wonder you're such a sweet man.

Namaste! Namaste!

Congratulations!

Here's a little something
for the newly-weds.

- Hey!
- Hello, Aunty!

Hello, my dear,
you're looking so pretty!

Hey Gulshan!
So when is Suneeta coming back?

Coming back? He's the one who left.
He's the one who has to go back.

Why, what happened?

Are you having an affair?

What? No, I'm not. What nonsense!

Yeah, who'd want to have
an affair with you?

Then I'm sure Suneeta is seeing someone!

What do you mean? What's wrong with me?

That is a question
only Suneeta can answer.

Are you two going to split up?

That's our personal problem,
what's it to you?

No, if you are, then let me know.

You remember my cousin?

I could arrange a match
between him and Suneeta!

He's good looking, an innocent divorcee,

he's very fair-skinned and...

At least our Pradeep is taller than him!

You must have the spring rolls,
they're really good! Okay?

C'mon, c'mon kids!
Where are you going?

Hey, he's not that tall,
he's just like us. I mean--

I'm leaving.

She always talks rubbish,
listen, listen!

Go on up. I'll get you a ninety.

Sixty! Six-- thirty, thirty, thirty!
Please, please, please!

Hi.

Hi.

How's the coaching coming along?

I speak to Mummy every day.

Ah. Yeah, it's going well.

By the way,
did you give the couple a cash gift?

Damn! I did too!
Now that's double gifting!

Come on, man!

We’re meeting after a whole week...
and you're worried about cash gifts?

Sorry.

How much did you give them?

2,100 bucks.

2,100 bucks!

Why so much, Gulshan?
I'll go get it back.

Hey-- Wait a minute!

Forget it.

As it is, you've been suspended...

why waste money?

You're not having a problem with money,
are you?

No, no problem at all.

Even if you are, when are you ever able to
discuss a problem?

Which problem have I not discussed?

Our problem.

- We're a problem?
- What else, Gulshan?

We're a couple!

A couple!

Then why don't we live togther?

If we're a couple, then why did you
move out and go live with your mother?

I left before you could ask me to leave.

You thought I would-- ?

Who marries the man she loves
only to throw him out of the house?

Why can't we live together again, Gulshan?

I miss you.

And... and what do I want? Hmm?

All I want... is a little Gulshan...

whose eyes are exactly like yours.

Again?

You know I don't want to have children.

I've told you a 100 times.

You want to fight again?

When do you ever fight?

You just walk out!

You want me to fight every day?

We’re supposed to fight the world Suneeta,
not ourselves.

If you and I fight, no matter who wins,
the relationship loses right?

So which World Cup
did our relationship win?

We don't even live together.

And if that weren't enough,
you're suspended now!

It's not like I chose to get suspended!

You couldn't manage your home,
or your career!

Look who's talking!
Like you made waves in your career!

"I'm going to be an actor! I'm going
to be in the movies!" What happened?

You're managing my mother's store, right?

I left acting
because I chose to marry you.

So? Did I ask you to leave acting?

And what's marriage got to do with acting?

It's tough for a married woman
to have a career, Gulshan.

It's not something you'd understand.

Why? Why won't I understand?

Because you never understand
anyone else's point of view.

Wow!

I really hope one day you meet
someone who teaches you

to understand another
person’s point of view!

You don't even talk to me...
you don't answer my calls...

"you don't bother to reply to my messages!

Gulshan, do you have any idea how--?"

I'd fall short of ink

Were I to put in words

The love I have

For you

Your eyes would well up

Were you to ever know

The dreams I dream

For you

I'm breath, you're the air

Nothing exists but you

I'm breath, you're the air

Nothing exists without you

Life without you is meaningless

Your love, your grace is everything to me

Your every need is everything to me

Your love, your grace is everything to me

Your every need is everything to me

You are everything to me

You know, those eggs yesterday?

How did you like them?
Omelette, fried eggs... biryani?

Okay, boys, we start our warm-up
with a bit of running today. Hmm?

All of you,
follow your nose, straight. Okay?

My nose is a little crooked, sir!
What do I do about that?

Eh?

Okay. Don't follow your nose.

Instead we'll follow a straight line. Hmm?

But-but-but... sir...

th-th-the d-door is over th-there...

Do we go right or s-s-s...

Yeah, yeah, okay,
we're running in a straight line, okay?

Come on, let's form a line!

Body relaxed...

Yes, very good...

Now we breathe in through our nose...

and breathe out through our mouth. Okay?

- Yes, sir!
- Nice and easy.

- Yes, sir!
- In a straight line.

Okay, boys, very good. Wonderful!

Loosen your arms!

C'mon, well done!

Very good. Keep going.

Where did they go?

What's he saying?

Ugh!

What do I do with these guys?

Are you the judge's nephew?

Hmm...

Hmm... All right.

Tell the District Magistrate he can't come
to my court without wearing a tie.

Court decorum applies to everyone.
Including IAS officers.

That's all.

Namaste, Madam!

Madam, I just can't train that team.

So you want to go back to jail?

No, just slap a fine.
Whatever the amount, I'll pay it.

Look you're wasting your time,
as well as mine.

Really, Aunty?

What did you just say?

Aunty!

Because you didn't make your ruling
as a judge... but as an aunt.

That's why you sent me to the place
where your nephew is training.

You didn't really sentence me...

you sent me to tutor your nephew. Yeah!

- There's definitely been a mistake.
- Yeah!

So let's correct it.

What I should have done was

send you to the Emergency Ward
of a public hospital,

to sweep and mop the floors every day.

Because most of the patients
filling up those wards

are victims of drunk drivers like you.

Shall I do that?

Uh, no, no, Madam, no, no!
Sorry, Madam, you misunderstood me!

In fact, I'm really fond of your nephew,
he's really sweet!

Your nephew is my nephew!

Your nephew rocks!

Oh damn!

Hello?

Coach sir, we got in!

Got in where?

We got into the Nationals!

That's because we have a coach!
I mean, we have you!

Kartar Paaji, you woke me up at 5 am
to tell me this?

Oh sorry, I should have
called you earlier, shouldn't I?

I thought you'd be sleeping.

You see, it's not nice to wake someone
when they're sleeping.

Okay, congratulations!

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

See you soon, Coach sir.

How come you're up so early today?

Why are all the lights on over here?

Kartar Paaji just called me.

This team is going to play a tournament.

God willing, you might even win it.

Who cares if these mad people win or lose,
Mummy?

Why? Why don't you care about them?

You're their coach,
they're your team, they're your players!

Basketball players
aren't like this, Mummy!

Basketball players,
my dear, aren't like this either.

- What do you mean?
- Short in height.

I'm not short at all!
My height is average!

Hmm. You may be average in Lajpat Nagar,

But for a basketball player...
you're a shorty! A shorty!

You're like this little finger,

the "I need to pee" finger!
The tiniest finger!

Yeah, so what if I'm small? I had talent!

- And who saw your talent?
- My coach saw it!

Hey! Your coach
wasn't even interested in looking at you!

He refused to try out such a short player!

I cried, I pleaded!
I slapped him right across his face.

That's when he allowed you
to give a trial!

Look, son, someone will have to
stand up and fight

for those who are considered different.

I fought for you.

Now you will fight for them.

Hmm.

Hmm, my sweet boy.

And you better sleep with the lights off.

I'm the one who pays the bills.

If I bother you so much...

I'll move to a hotel.

Don’t say that, sweetheart.

It'll only get my hopes up!

Everyone, hold your ba- No! No...

Everyone, hold your basketballs.

Good!

Now we're going to practice shooting.

One by one, you put the ball
into the basket. Okay?

One by one.

- Ready boys?
- "Okay". "Okay, sir!"

Satbir!

Hey! Didn't I say one by one?
Not together!

- Yes, sir.
- Yeah! Kareem didn't throw the ball.

Kareem is a good student!

Now Kareem will put the ball
into the basket. Okay, Kareem?

Yes, sir!

What was that?

Okay boys, come on, take a 5 minute break.

Drink some water. Relax!

Hargovind!

Hargovind!

Hargovind!

- Gimme the ball!
- Me!

- What are you guys doing?
- Gimme the ball!

Hey!

What is this?

Sixer! Sixer! Sixer!

Stop it!

Sixer! Sixer! Sixer!

Silence!

Practice cancelled!
Everyone, go home! Go home!

Sharmaji...

It's okay, it's okay. I'm okay.
Uh... thank you.

You can leave for today. Okay?

Thank you.

Hargovind, I know their families
send them here so that they can

meet people, make a few friends
and pass their time.

But we're going to a competition.
We're playing a tournament.

And you don't play a tournament
to pass time. You play to win.

I know you're more intelligent
than the others.

You're an excellent player.

But you can't always practice alone.

If you play with the team,

we won't just win,
we'll beat everyone out there!

One always stands by their team,
Hargovind.

Coach sir! Coach sir!

Now what's your problem?

I have Down's Syndrome.
My face is different from other people.

I have difficulty reading
what is written on the board.

I keep thinking
I have all kinds of diseases!

Sometimes I end up peeing in my sleep,

and day before yesterday
they cut off our cable TV!

No, no! What's the problem right now?

Right now my shoes aren't fitting me.
What do I do?

Swap them.

I'd swap them,
but I lost the receipt the store gave me.

No! Interchange them!

Wear that shoe on this foot.
And this shoe on that foot!

- Oh!
- Yeah.

Sit down first!

Coach sir! Now my feet are fine!

Not your feet, your sh... never mind.

The thing is, I am a little dumb.

No, no! I didn't say that.
When did I say that?

I know, I remember you called me...
"Mister In-tell-i-gent".

I remember! I remember it very well.

My entire strategy...
will have to be around Hargovind.

Hargovind's left the team.

What?

What do you mean he left the team?

He was the only good player.
Who's going to play?

The rest of the team will play.

The rest are useless,
they're good for nothing!

Bye, sir! Bye, Coach sir!

Bye!

- Hey!
- See! Look at that.

Sir, he's not a player,
he's a drunk at a party!

Hands going one way,
legs the other,

no coordination, no rhythm, no nothing!

Where's that mad man going on a bike?

Someone stop him!

Or he'll send someone
to their funeral today! Hey! Hey! Oye!

This good-for-nothing
has never caused an accident.

Have you?

He may have trouble handling the ball,
but not himself.

He lives away from his family,
in a hostel.

Wakes up at 4 every morning
and goes to work.

He works in the kitchen
at the Apsara Hotel.

- What are you doing? Hurry up!
- Sorry, sir.

Scrub faster!
And stop saying "Sorry, sir"!

Raju's family has a nursery.
He likes talking to plants all day.

Shameless cactus!

Time to change your habits.
Why do you drink so much water?

Hey, Raju, smile!
I want a big smile, Raju!

Raju may be from Delhi.
But his vibe is totally Goa.

- Bye, Coach sir!
- Bye.

Hey, Paaji, how are you?

Bye, my boy. Did you cut your nails?

- Yeah.
- How did you cut them?

- Like this.
- No!

- Okay.
- That's not the way.

- Okay, sorry, sorry.
- Okay, bye, all the best.

- All good, sir?
- All good.

Satbir works as a mechanic
in his uncle's garage.

He's no ordinary mechanic, he's an expert.

This good-for-nothing

teaches mechanical engineering students
about cars.

Always use Ethylene Glycol as a coolant...

otherwise the car will overheat, alright?

Okay, write it down.

Bye, Sharmaji.

Bye, Sharmaji.

Sharmaji doesn't have a mother.

He lives with his father and uncle.

He's everybody's favorite.

Sharmaji!

- That's me!
- That's me!

This good-for-nothing works in a café.

Any customer who understands
what he's saying gets 10% off.

Thank you, Sharmaji.

All the old customers understand
what he says. It's amazing!

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Bye, Paaji! Bye, Coach sir!
- Bye, Lotus!

Bye, Lotus!

Lotus works in a dye factory.

Sir, this is leaking!

Really?

- Then you keep it, son.
- Thank you, sir, thank you!

That's why his hair's a different color
every other day.

Guddu is very fond of animals.

And animals are equally fond of him.

He works in an animal farm.
He's an animal expert.

All the animals
that are impossible to manage

are handled easily
by this good-for-nothing.

He spends all his time with them.

I see. So that's why he stinks so much.

No, no, he smells like that
because he doesn't bathe.

- One day I'll dunk him in the bath.
- No, no!

He almost drowned
when he was a little boy.

- Oh!
- That's why he's scared of water.

- Oh!
- The problem isn't water, it’s his fear.

Sir, do I have a fever?

Let me see.

Umm... no, you don't.

What? That's not possible, sir.

Sir, do I have a fever?

No.

No problem, I'll just check it for myself.

Huh? That's the flight
from Delhi to Mumbai.

- Why is it leaving so late, sir?
- Yeah.

How will India become a super power?
I'll just go check.

By the way, everything is normal.

It's normal!

That's normal?

Hey, a lot of people think
"I'm sick with this"

"I'm down with that".
Sunil is just like them.

That's not what I'm saying.

Looking at planes in the sky
and tracking their timings?

That's madness, right?

So tracking a flight is madness?

Yeah!

Now, when people go hiding behind trees,

watching birds for hours with binoculars,

they're called bird watchers.

Why aren't they called mad?

Some folks love collecting stamps,
sticking them in an album

and gaze at them for hours.

Why aren't they called mad?
They're called stamp collectors!

We all have our hobbies,
we all have our own normal.

Everyone has their own story.

Some didn't develop enough
during pregnancy.

Some had complications
at the time of birth.

Hmm...

Our fate isn't written
in the palm of our hand, Coach sir.

It's written in our chromosomes.

What do you mean?

I mean, our body is made up of cells.
And each cell has 23 pairs of chromosomes.

The colour of our eyes,
the colour of our hair,

our height are all determined
by chromosomes.

Hmm.

Each chromosome plays a double role,
like an identical twin.

- Duplicate?
- Correct!

The problem begins when
there are three instead of two.

For example, when chromosome pair No. 21
has 3 copies...

you're born with Down's Syndrome.

Just one chromosome from here to there...

and you and I could become like them.
"Good for nothing".

Then there's Autism, Tourette Syndrome...
It's a whole spectrum.

So what causes them?

Well, Coach sir. You just have to sit down
with their families for 10 minutes.

They'll put Google to shame.

And Hargovind?

What's his problem?
He appears quite normal.

Well, the flu hits everyone differently.

Some have very runny noses,
some not so much.

Some sneeze ten times,
some sneeze a hundred times.

Hargovind is better off than the others.

Let's just say he's on the same train...
but in the last compartment.

Invisible Autism.

Why did he quit the team?

That's a whole different story.

I'll tell you some other time.

Nothing, nothing...

Nothing...

Nothing...

Good for nothing

Nothing, nothing...

Nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing

Nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing

Come on boys!

Yes, very good! Come on!

Nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing

This thing, that thing, anything

Oh no, is he lost again?

No-no, sir,
just looking at the bird's nest.

Huh?

Papa says you'll make us infamous

You'll do something stupid
and bring shame on us

Nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing

Papa says, son you'll make us infamous

You'll do something stupid
and bring shame on us

Life is like an open highway

But you'll create
traffic jams everywhere...

Papa says, son you'll make us infamous

You'll do something stupid
and bring shame on us

I worked hard to get where I am today

You'll work just as hard to get nowhere

Papa says, son you'll make us infamous

You'll do something stupid
and bring shame on us

Good for nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, that's what they tell us

We hit back and told the world
to go to hell

Good for nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, says the world

Bantu, why do you keep
scratching your ear?

Whenever I do this, time goes by quickly.

Time goes by quickly. Eh?

But for that,
you have to wait for some time.

Very good, Bantu! Guddu, good!

Lotus, knees bent, knees bent!

Sunil! Why aren't you using
your right hand?

Tennis elbow, here, tennis elbow.

Alright then, use one hand. C'mon.

Sharmaji, very good.

Raju! I like it!

Thank you, sir.

After this, we're going to practice
ball-passing, okay?

How, sir?

- I'll explain that to you later.
- Like this.

Hey! Hey, no!

Your ifs, buts, whys and wherefores

Son, you're a strange kind of creature

Your ways, your demeanour are just so
different from the world,

that you can turn right into wrong

Just as you are pardoned for the mistake
you made in the morning,

you'll repeat the very same mistake
that evening

Papa says, son you'll make us infamous

You'll do something stupid
and bring shame on us

Life is like an open highway

But you'll create traffic jams everywhere

Papa says, son you'll make us infamous

You'll do something stupid
and bring shame on us

Good for nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, that's what they tell us

We hit back and told the world
to go to hell

Good for nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, says the world

What the heck, enjoy yourself

This thing, that thing, anything

- So boys, tomorrow's our first game.
- Sorry, sir, sorry.

Kareem, come in.

Tomorrow, Monday,
we'll be playing our first game.

And the best part about this game
is that we'll be playing at home.

What if the TV breaks at home?

Let it break!
They've cut off my cable anyway,

no problem at all!

No, no! 'At home' means
to be on home ground.

We'll play here, over here,
where we always practice. Home ground.

Sir, but Hargovind isn't here!

Hargovind! Hargovind! Hargovind!

Guddu! Do you have to remind me?

Sorry.

Now here's the strategy.

Oh, yeah! An important point.

You have uniforms
in three different colors.

One red, one blue and one white, sir!

- Yeah, correct!
- Okay.

All of you will wear blue
for tomorrow's game, okay? Blue.

Sir, my mummy won't recognize me in blue.

And sir, my girlfriend likes red!

She is a prostitute.

Hey! Sir has asked us
not to say that word.

Yeah! Sir told us never to use that word.

She is a business person,
just like sir's wife. Correct, sir?

- Ey!
- I'm going to wear red!

How can you wear red?
The other team is wearing red!

Then I'll play for the other team!

I'm going to wear red too!

You will wear blue!

- No! Red! Just like him!
- Shut up!

Hey! Silence!

Shut up, I'm wearing red!

- I love my mummy.
- Shut up! Shut up!

Silence! Silence!

Shut up! Listen!

Silence!

Everyone will wear blue
for tomorrow's game!

Kartar Paaji, what's going on? Huh?

You've got so many chairs here.
Who's going to come on a Monday morning?

Friends will come. Families too.

When a child like this
is born in the family,

it must be really tough.

Yeah, it is. Of course, it is.

But aren't beautiful things
often difficult?

Having a child like this...

what's so good or beautiful about it? Hmm?

Coach sir, you know,
homes are a lot like people.

And just like people,
a home doesn't take long to grow old.

Once kids finish college and leave home,
the home grows old.

Every home needs a touch of childhood.

It's true that their families
face a lot of problems.

They can't go on holidays
or go to the movies,

sometimes they get tired of it all.

But to tell you the truth

no matter how much they trouble you

they never let your home grow old.

Their families and their friends
would do anything for them.

Coach sir, forget Monday,

even if it was the last day on earth,

they would still show up for the game.

- Paaji!
- Yeah!

- Where do I keep this?
- On the left.

Umm...

I told you to wear blue t-shirts,
didn't I?

No, you had said red!

No, sir told us to wear blue.

Then why did you wear red?

My mummy won't recognise me in blue.

Sir, I'm color blind.
Which color am I wearing, sir?

In a team, everyone has to wear
the same colour.

At least Sharmaji's wearing blue shorts!

Sir, Kareem hasn't come today.

His boss didn't give him the day off.

He's a very bad person!

I know, but what can we do?

We can wear red!

No!

Guddu!

What, sir?

You have two blue t-shirts on, right?

Take the inner one off
and give it to Lotus.

I'll die but I won't wear his t-shirt!

You will wear Guddu's t-shirt
if you want to play!

The rest is up to you!

And Satbir!

I don't have a blue t-shirt.

Hey, pass it! Pass the ball! Pa--

Mummy! Mummy, how are you, Mummy!

It's me, Satbir! Look! Mummy!
It's me! It's me, Satbir!

- Come here.
- I'm... I'm Satbir, look!

Yes, I know that,

but tell me,
which idiot put this t-shirt on you?

Satbir, get back there.
Focus on the game! Focus!

- I gave him a different t-shirt to wear.
- Now defense, come on! Defense!

Come on, good job, good job!

Oye!

Hey you, genius!

Don't take one month to wash one pot!

Hurry up and finish it!
Is your mother going to mop the floor?

But my mother d-d-died l-long ago.

How can she come?

You said, I'd get a day off for the game.

Yeah? Am I the sports minister?
You stupid donkey.

Really! It's a mistake
to be kind to anyone!

Go for a triangle offense!
Triangle offense, c'mon! 45 degree angle!

Zone defense, boys, zone defense!
C'mon, zone defense!

Fake him out to receive the ball!

Two-one-two, two-one-two formation, boys!
Two-one-two formation!

Zone defense! Zone defense!

What is sir saying?

I have absolutely no idea! It must be
something about basketball.

Lotus! Pass it to the high post! C'mon!
Pass it to the high post!

Raju, set up a screen for the ball man!

Two-one-two formation, boys!
Play two-one-two!

Zone defense! Zone defense!

C'mon, c'mon! Basket!
Very good! C'mon, c'mon, boys!

Good shot! Good shot!

C'mon, boys, c'mon!

C'mon, Sharmaji, pass to the high post!
C'mon, yes! C'mon, take the shot!

Yes! Yes! C'mon boys! C'mon boys! Yes!

Hey! That's a foul! that's a foul!

Hey, that's a foul!
Why hasn't he called a foul?

Referee! Foul!

Huh?

Lotus! Pass it to Satbir!

- What?
- Quickly! Give it to Satbir!

Foul! Foul! Foul!

Yes! Yes!

Free throw, Satbir! Free throw!

Foul! Foul!

Okay! C'mon, Satbir!

Don't stress! Focus, focus! Don't stress!

Satbir! Satbir! Satbir, this is the basket
that will win us the game!

It's a very important basket! Focus!
Don't stress, focus!

Satbir! We have to get this basket!

With this one basket
we can win the game!

Okay? But you try to relax!

Hey! Silence! Silence!
Everyone, quiet! You're disturbing Satbir!

Satbir! Remember, an archer’s focus is
only on the bull’s eye.

C'mon, Satbir, c'mon! Get it straight in.

There's you and the bull's eye!
With this one basket we can win the game!

C'mon, Satbir! Don't get tense,
just stay focused!

Sir! First, you be quiet!

Oh.

Praise be the lord!

We won! We won!

We won!

"We won!" "Yayyy!"

Amazing, Coach sir!
You led the boys to victory!

Okay, listen, listen!

Where's the next match?
In Chandigarh!

Chandigarh! Chandigarh! Chandigarh!

Okay, c'mon, boys!
Now go and bathe. Well done.

One should take a shower in cold,
cold water!

Shower!

- Shut up!
- Shower!

Satbir. Why are you teasing him, son?
You know he's scared of bathing.

Guddu, come here. Sit with me.

Sit.

Ooff!

Yeah, well done, Guddu.
Forget about them. Hmm.

- Woohoo! Yay!
- Come, Guddu.

- "We won the game!"
- "We won!"

Hey, come on, Guddu! Nothing will happen.
Just go and have a bath!

No! I'll die, sir!

No, you won't die.

Just stand under the shower.
It'll feel good!

- I'll die! I know I'll die!
- Ooff! Hey! Let go of me!

You'll be fine, I swear!

- A mouse, a mouse, sir!
- A mouse?

A mouse, a mouse, sir!

A mouse! Look!

Hi mousie!

Hi mousie! Hi!

Mousie! Mousie! It will die!

Sir! The mouse will die!
Please save it! Please save it!

The mousie will die! Please save it!

Mousie!

No, no! I can't save it!
I'm s-scared of mice!

You're fond of animals, right?

You’re the only one
who can save that mouse!

Look! It's begging for your help!

The mouse is calling you!
The mouse is calling you!

"Guddu! Please save my life!
I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

- Guddu! Guddu! Guddu!
- Guddu! Guddu! Guddu!

Mousie, don't die! Mousie!

I'll save you!

Good boy!

Hey! Help him, Sunil, help him!

Yeah! Take off his undershirt!
Teamwork! Yes!

Very good! Well done! Take off his shoes!

Take off his shoes!
Yeah, take off his shoes!

Hurry up! Mousie will die,
I have to save him!

Teamwork! Everyone help him!

Guddu! Guddu! Come on, Guddu!

Now you're going to save the mouse!

Go Guddu!
Go and save the mouse! Come on!

Guddu! Guddu!

Mousie!

Mousie!

Mousie!

C'mon, save the mouse! Save it!

You saved him!

I saved it! I saved it!

Guddu! Look where you're standing!

- Water!
- Yeah! And you’re totally fine!

Instead you saved that mouse!

Guddu! Yay!

Satbir! Get the soap, quick!

Yeah pass it to me.

Guddu! Now that you've finally
gotten over your fear of water.

you can have a bath too!
Come on, Guddu!

Huggie!

Parsi! Hey Parsi!
Madam, where's that Parsi guy?

His name is Rustom.
Call him by his name, Mr. Gupta.

My name is Ashok, Madam!
Have you ever called me that?

- Just give me two minutes.
- Hey Parsi--

Ashok, what has Rustom done?

He came here by bus!

What's the problem with that?
The whole world travels by bus!

Rustom?

Madam, I converted this old bus
into a caravan to rent it out.

Madam, do you remember
you'd done a TV show once?

- Yeah.
- Only three episodes got made.

- Which was a flop?
- Yeah, so?

So this is the same make-up van
you used back then!

Yeah, but what is it doing here?

If I keep it at home, my brother uses it.

He drives rashly, it gets dented!

That's why I thought it's better
to park it here, away from him.

Now this bus will be parked
here every day.

Hey! Get this bus out of here!

He's such a weirdo!
He's a Parsi and yet he lives in Delhi!

I'm more of an authentic Delhi guy
than you are!

Because I never finish a sentence
without swearing.

- Shall I finish your sentence?
- Don't-- get physical.

Rustom!

Move that bus. Please.

Mr. Gupta, what's your problem, huh?
It's not like there's a lot of traffic--

What do you mean?

You’re not coming to Chandigarh with us?

So I'm going alone with the boys?

Why alone? They'll be with you
and you’ll be with them.

It's not that difficult, Coach sir.

May I ask you a personal question?

Yeah.

Do you have kids?

No.

Then just pretend that you do for one day.
Eight of them.

- I have no interest in being a father.
- What was that?

I have no interest in being a father,
Kartar Paaji!

Sorry, what did you say?

I said I have no interest in
being a father!

My dad wasn't exactly father material.
Nor am I.

Do you understand?

And no more personal questions, please!

Sorry.

Hi!

- Hi!
- Hi!

Hi, sir!

Hello, sir!

Sir is here! Sir is here!

We've got another player
to replace Hargovind.

Who?

Golu. Golu Khan.

- Okay.
- Bye, Coach sir, best of luck!

- Thank you.
- Bye! Bye, sir!

- Hi, sir!
- Hi, boys!

- Hi, sir!
- Hi, hi!

- So, Guddu! You're glowing today!
- Powder!

He's used baby powder all over.
Even on his feet.

Oh! And where's your white uniform?

Here it is.

Hey!

Hey, what's this?
What are you doing, Guddu?

So, where's that new player?
Tell me the name again?

- Golu.
- Golu.

Golu played on our team last year.

And after that we started calling Golu,
the Bumblebee!

- Bumblebee?
- Golu Khan!

Golu! Golu! Golu! Golu!

- Golu!
- Hey!

Golu! Golu! Golu! Golu!

Golu! Golu! Golu! Golu!

You're a girl?

Who's this moron?

This is Coach sir.

This is Miss Golu Khan!

Oh! Hi, Golu.

Don't get fresh with me.
Call me Miss Khan.

Oh!

Okay. Sorry.

But we’re going to be playing basketball,

why have you brought a surf board?

What if the hotel has a pool?

Hotel? What hotel?
We'll be returning tonight after the game!

Who brought this negative guy here?
Who brought him?

- He came here himself.
- There's the bus!

Let's go! The bus is here. Come on!

What day is it?

Saturday.

Today is a Saturday!
We are sick, we can't play!

Lots of hot potato soup,
keeps the doctor far away!

Today is a Saturday! We are sick--

Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!

Pedro! Pedro!
Pedro! Pedro!

Raju, stop him! Raju, sto-- !

Hey, stop him!

Oh damn!

C'mon, c'mon, attack!

Get in front of him!

Get in there and intercept him!

Block him!

Yeah, yeah, take it, take it.
Yeah, yeah, go, go!

Oh, Man!

Oh, no!

Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!

- Where's Golu?
- No idea.

- Huh?
- No idea.

Hey, someone stop him already!

C'mon guys, mark him!
C'mon, man!

Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!

Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!

Where did you go?

To have a cigarette.
It's not allowed here.

Dribble, Pedro! Come on, move ahead!

Move ahead, Pedro,
c'mon, c'mon! C'mon, Pedro.

C'mon, Pedro, c'mon! Quick!

This is too much!
Somebody stop the guy!

I can stop him.

So stop him!

Partly or fully?

- Fully.
- Okay.

Table! Substitute.

- Go.
- Raju!

Go.

C'mon Pedro, move ahead!
Pedro, move ahead!

Dodge, dodge, Pedro!
Dodge, dodge, move ahead!

So that's why she's called The Bee.

I stopped him.

Not a bee, sir, a Bumblebee!

The one that stings!

Golu! Golu! Golu!

We won on a Saturday,
all our sickness gone away!

There's no water in the potty,
use newspaper, don't delay!

We won on a Saturday,
all our sickness gone away!

There's no water in the potty,
use newspaper, don't delay!

- We won on a Saturday...
- Sit. Sit straight.

Come on! Don't take it.
Wonder what they show kids these days.

I don't know why they allow
such people in public buses.

- They should have a separate bus for them.
- Silence, silence! Silence!

Team, we played a good game today.

We'll win by more points in the next game.

Sir, when is the next game?

What, sir!

Your girlfriend?

No.

Didn’t expect her to be.

Why? Do I look that bad?

Not bad! But you're no Salman Khan!

Of course not! I'm already married.

To whom?

To her, Suneeta.

Why didn't she come with us?

They had a fight!

- A fight!
- A fight! A fight! A fight!

- A fight! A fight!
- Be quiet!

This is what these people always do!

- What do they do?
- They fight, sir.

Fight!

As if you guys know
what goes on in a marriage.

- We know.
- We know everything.

Sir, but what we don't know is
why people fight.

And when you fight, why does it never end?

Well...

It's not that easy to stop fighting.

Yes it is.

You guys just don't know how to end it.

What are you doing?

- Sorry.
- What sorry?

Oh hell...

Like that. That's how you end it.
You say sorry and you end it.

Lotus... hope it didn’t hurt.

We won on a Saturday,
all our sickness gone away!

Huh?

Hey, what are you saying? Say it clearly!

Huh?

What the hell are you saying?

What are you saying?

Hey, who does he belong to?
Someone, take him to the back!

- Sharmaji!
- Yes, sir!

Hey, what's all this ruckus?

- And who threw this chewing gum?
- Powder! Powder!

Hey you, Indian Idol!
Shut your mouth or get off the bus!

You get out! You get out!
Or you'll be bitten by a mouse!

You stupid, crazy half-wit! Shut up!

Or I'll beat you with my shoe!

Brother, brother!
Firstly, speak respectfully.

- First you tell them to stop singing!
- Why should they stop singing?

Singing is forbidden on the bus.

Cigarettes are forbidden, beedis are
forbidden, spitting is forbidden,

but where does it say
singing is forbidden?

Shall I pull out the whole list of rules
for you?

They should be on a different bus!

This bus is for normal people,
not for crazy people.

What are you saying, Madam?

These people aren't even normal!

No, no, please don't say that!

We are normal,
but our normal is a little different.

Yeah! Let me explain!

Madam, what is this?

Oh, what a shameless man you are!

No, no, Madam, let me explain,
but first answer me, what is this?

- Hey!
- Is this how you speak to a lady?

Do you not have any manners?

No, no, Madam,
you're supposed to say it's a body part.

Then I'll explain it properly.

What are you going to explain?

No, no! Okay, forget all this.
Forget about it!

These poor guys won a game,
they're just happy!

- They're not bothering you!
- They're not?

Sir, they've made a mess of the whole bus!

They've brought drugs with them!
They were giving my son some.

- No, no!
- It's not drugs, it's just powder! Powder!

If it's powder, put some on yourself!

You people have turned this bus
into a bloody madhouse!

- Oh, Uncle! Come here!
- Yeah, what?

Has your wife left you yet,
or is she about to?

If you weren't such a lunatic,

I'd slap you so hard your head would spin!

Done! No problem!

Sir, the next bus--
I mean, when is the next game?

To hell with the game!

- What will happen to the tournament?
- To hell with the tournament!

Sir, what’s hell?

We won on a Saturday,
all our sickness gone away!

There's no water in the potty,
use newspaper, don't delay!

We won on a Saturday,
all our sickness gone away!

- Here.
- I don't eat onions!

- Hey, Lotus!
- Hi!

- Bye, sir!
- Bye! Who's come to pick you up?

- Girlfriend! Bye, sir!
- Bye.

- Take this.
- I don't eat chillies either.

They're not chillies, they're peppers.

They're all the same. I don't eat them.

Sunil! Let's go?

Sir! My uncle's here, I'm leaving!

- Yeah, okay, go on.
- Can I? -Okay.

Okay.

- Sunil! Wait a minute!
- Yes?

Your shoe laces are untied.
Hold this for a minute.

- Oh!
- Wait.

- Thank you, sir. I'm going now.
- Okay.

- What else don’t you eat?
- I don't eat green peppers.

You don't eat green peppers,
you don't eat onions...

Anything else?

- No.
- Eat.

Thank you.

Bantu?

Guddu, are you eating?

- Come in, sir.
- No, no.

- The lift is empty.
- No, you go ahead.

Suneeta!

Wait a minute! It's just been four weeks
and someone's already in my room--

Not to my song, man!

Suneeta!

Oh! Gulshan!

- What are you doing?
- Sorry, sorry, sorry!

- What happened to your nose?
- You just hit me!

No, no.
What did you do to it before that?

Oh!

I got hurt.

Were you drinking and driving again?

Not at all.

Turn off this music!

How's the team playing?

We won two games.

When's the next game?

That's what I came here to talk about.

Hey, don't do that.
I can't handle this team.

I can't manage these 30 year old kids!

You couldn't even handle
a couple of six year old kids.

Who? You mean your cousin's kids?

They're not kids, they're a nightmare!

So that's why you locked the younger one
in the bathroom.

He was pooping with the door open!
What could I do?

It's been 3 years,
and Pinky still hasn't spoken to me.

You should be thanking me for that!

You were a wonderful boyfriend
but you're a lousy husband.

Boyfriends are always nice!

Because they don't have to take on
any responsibilities!

- Responsibilities?
- Yeah.

You've never changed a light bulb
in your life!

Responsibility!

Gulshan, at some point,
we must shoulder our own responsibilities.

This team has given you a chance to show
that you can!

So I'm coaching them, right?

I'm the coach, not their father,
to hand hold them through everything.

You're definitely not anyone's father.

Your father abandoned you,

so you think every father will do
the exact same thing.

You laugh at Mummy,
because she's scared of the dark.

You laugh at me because
I'm scared of lizards.

But you're the biggest coward!

You're afraid to be a father.

I should never have come here.

- I'm leaving!
- Why did you come at all?

- To ask for help.
- Then ask for it.

I don't want anything from you!

I made a very big mistake coming here.

I'm sorry I took up your time!

Running away from a conversation, again!

Running from responsibilities!

That team is your responsibility,
that's it!

So should I put them all on my shoulders
and carry them around from place to place?

Games are held everywhere.
Sometimes here, sometimes there.

I'm not taking a public bus or train
with that team ever again.

Okay. Then rent a van.

- There's no budget.
- I'll get you a van. Okay?

Really? Who's going to drive?

I've lost my license!
And my team doesn’t have one!

Here's a suggestion.
Since you care so much about them,

why don't you get a bus and drive it?

I see!

So that's why you came here.

You want me to come along as your driver?

You think I'm stupid enough
to drop everything

and drive your bus around? Huh?

- No, I mean, let's discuss it?
- No, no!

No!

- It's no big deal.
- No!

Thank you.

You hear the engine humming?

It sounds as smooth as lovebirds.

Doesn't it?

And Madam, be careful with that gear.
It's very soft.

Madam, please be gentle with the steering.
Sorry, but, yeah...

Madam, one more thing.
Don't let sir drive it.

Or it'll end up like his car, mmhmm!

What's happening? Let's go!

I was just saying, "Happy journey"!

Yeah, happy journey! C'mon, guys!

We don't want to sit around and swat flies

We win every game we play
We don't ever lose the fight

We're the ace of spades
We're true to our word

We're the ace of spades
We're true to our word

Life kicked us around
So we're a bit twisted

What else can we say?

Loud as we can
Hard as we can, we say

Hip hip hooray!

Everyone is talking about us.

Lotus! Lotus! Focus, focus, focus!

We laugh, we cry
We're topsy turvy

Attack, attack!

We make our place in people's hearts

We're ridiculous
We're a crazy lot

Fate has made a hodgepodge of our destiny

No time to rest, we gotta keep pushing

No time to rest, we gotta keep pushing

We're not afraid to wrestle with
whatever challenge life throws our way

Loud as we can
Hard as we can, we say

- Chorus!
- Hip hip hooray!

Everyone is talking about us.

Damn you!

Our opponents look really weak.
Let's take their pants off!

- No.
- Why?

We're here to win,
not to humiliate anyone.

One, two and three.

Sitaare!

Come on, boys!

This way or that way,
oh dear, just see how

We have learned to live life in
our own way

We said yes, we said no,
we did whatever we felt like

Why should we answer to anyone for
what we do?

Come on, flip the coin and take a chance!

Come on, flip the coin and try your luck!

We are wise on the inside,
but we may look crazy from the outside

Loud as we can
Hard as we can, we say

- Chorus!
- Hip hip hooray!

Everyone is talking about us

Put this pink one on.

Yeah.

Here you go.

Everyone is talking about us

look, the stars
have descended to Earth!

And with this,
Team Sitaare has reached the semi-finals!

- Oh-ho!
- Wow, Coach sir, amazing!

In today's semifinals,

Team Sitaare will face off
against the Basket Gurus!

Run, Golu. Go ahead.

Come on, Golu! Pass it to Sunil!

Basket, Sunil, basket!

Yay!

Golu! Come on, Golu! Come on!

Lotus! Lotus!

That’s amazing, wow, wow!

You've really pulled off a miracle!

Oh no, no, the credit goes to Coach sir.

Hello?

Come on boys! Fall back, fall back!

Hey! Bantu!

What are you scratching your ear for?
Go there! Get the ba--

Very good, Bantu!

Do what you want.

Don't worry about the game!
You have fun, okay?

Bantu, you keep scratching, yeah?
Very good, Bantu.

Oh, Madam! When did you get here?

I didn't see you at all!

Very good, Gulshan.

Oh!

Thank you, Madam.

Madam, come and sit down over here.
Please, please.

Bantu! Move!

Take it, Sunil! Basket! Sunil, basket!

Put it in!

It's the game's last timeout.
Team Sitaare ahead by 12 points.

Hargovind?

- Good morning, Coach.
- It's been a while since I've seen you.

Hmm?

This team and this tournament is
getting quite famous on social media.

And the coach as well.

This coach is good. I like him.

One, two, three, Sitaare!

Yeah, he's a good coach,
but as a person...

He'll learn.

We are coaching him!

We know he's lacking up here...

that's unavoidable.

But eventually
he'll learn to live with them.

Alright, I'm leaving. See you later.

Yeah, Golu! Come on, Golu!

Loud as we can
Hard as we can, we say

Chorus!

And with this victory,
Team Sitaare are in the Finals!

One minute, one minute!

Hargovind!

Hargovind!

Hargovind!

Hargovind!

The team's playing well
and we've reached the Finals.

And you're a part of our team.

I hope you'll play in the Finals.

You want this team to win at all costs,
don't you, Coach sir?

Yeah!

You may be small...

but you have a big heart.

Thanks.

But will you play or not?

Hey, Hargovind!

It's alright, Coach sir. Keep trying!

You've known anger since childhood.

But maybe if you keep trying,
you'll learn how to win people over too.

That's what I'm doing.

Then let's go and stop him!

I'm talking about you.

Why can't we be together again?

These last few days...

I've really been wanting...
to talk to you...

to try and win you back.

Then why didn't you?

What stopped you?

My ego.

My oldest friend.

The part of me that always holds me back

Suneeta, no matter what a man
or a husband's height might be...

his ego is a hundred feet tall.

And I know that...

there are a lot of things about me
that are wrong, that you don't like...

I order the same food wherever we go.

I wear sports shoes with pants,
no sense of style.

There's only one singer
I like listening to.

I make fun of anyone
who's even slightly different from me.

Now, what do I say?

This is what I've seen and learned
since I was a kid.

But I am trying to change now!

At least I've realised that...

not everything you learn
as a child is right.

So I'm trying to let go of
whatever's wrong.

And hold on to...

whatever's right.

Suneeta, I know we were a problem,

but can we be a couple again?

Please?

Yeah, Gulshan.

But I want us to be
more than just a couple.

I want there to be a third person
in our lives.

Shall I get a girlfriend?

- Stop it, Gulshan! I'm serious!
- Sorry, sorry.

I want to be a mother!
I can't wait any longer!

I understand, but that would--

Gulshan...

how long will you keep making excuses?

It's not that easy, is it, Suneeta?

We want to become parents at this age.

You know very well...

that at this age...

the chances are very high, that... that--

That... That what?

That... our kids could have
Down's Syndrome, autism.

Our kids could end up like them!

What?

I'm just trying to be practical!

Hi, sir.

I agree,
I would never want to have a child

like me either.

Sorry, Sunil, that's not what I meant.
In fact, I...

What I meant-- actually, I...

What I meant was...

I'm not that big a fool, you know, sir?

I completely understand. No one should
have to raise a child like me.

They should have healthy children.

But they should have
a father just like you.

Coach sir, I want to hug you and thank you

from the bottom of my heart,

for everything you've done for us.

Sorry. Please forgive me, Suneeta.

I was a national gold medalist.

Nationals?

For the specially abled.

I was the Captain of the Delhi Team.

But they took my medal away.

Why?

Our coach betrayed all of us.

There were two players on the team

who had neither
Down's Syndrome nor autism.

Nothing at all.

They were playing with fake certificates.

Our coach wanted to win at any cost.

He didn't have faith in us.

Since then
I've never really trusted a coach.

I was eight years old when...

my father left us and went away.

Since then,
I am unable to trust anyone either.

I feel like everyone will leave me.

So, before anyone can leave me,

I do something crazy and move away.

I cried my heart out.

I was eight after all.

But that was then and this is now.

After that I never cried again.

Coach sir, I've only seen
my mother cry once in my life.

When my medal was taken away from me.

Madam...

Madam, I know that it broke your heart

when Hargovind lost his gold medal.

- But, Coach sir.
- No, Hargovind, let me speak!

If one coach was wrong,
that doesn't mean we're all the same.

- It's Coach sir.
- You can trust me!

- I'm-- But son, I'm--
- This stubbornness!

This is exactly what I see in Hargovind!

Your son is exactly like you!

Please let him play, Madam!

I promise we'll get the gold medal.

Please, I beg of you.

- Madam...
- But Coach sir, she's not my mother,

she's my neighbor Aunty Manjeet!

This is my mother!

Oh!

Really?

Oh!

Namaste.

So sorry, Madam! And Aunty!

Whatever you just said...
repeat it here again.

Hargovind, you've been upset
with the coach

who made your mom cry.

This coach just made her laugh.

So why not trust him a little?
Madam, you tell him.

I've always been telling him to play.

But he never listens!

Play again, son. Play.

I'll play, Coach sir.

Oh, wow! Madam, let's celebrate!

- Yes, sure!
- Now the gold medal is ours!

Give me a hug, big man!

My lion!

Hargovind... Thanks,
my friend.

For putting your trust in me.

Thank you.

What are you saying, Kartar Paaji?

Our team just made the Finals
and we won't be able to play?

The finals are in Mumbai, Coach sir.

Yeah, so?

That's good, right?
The kids can go to the beach.

They won't be able to
take such a long train journey.

We don't have the budget
for flights and hotels.

We never dreamed
we would ever reach the Finals.

So all the money we had
was spent on the earlier games.

This isn't fair!

The kids will be heartbroken!

Coach sir, has there ever been a time

when they've got what they want?

And yet they're always smiling.

They know how to be happy.

We're the ones that are crying.

What's up with you?
You look very happy today.

No, Mummy. Actually, I'm sad.

But you're smiling.

No, I'm sad inside.

Why, what happened?

No, no, it's nothing.

Tell me, son!

It's okay, it's nothing.

It'll be alright. Yeah?

What happened?

I'm going out of town for a few days.

Please don't sell the house
while I'm gone.

Where are you going?

To my Guru's Ashram.

- Taxi's here.
- When will you be back?

Don't ask so many questions,
I'm not going on a school trip.

"When will you be back?"
I'll come back in a few days!

Mummy...

What is it, Gulsh--?

The taxi's here!

Taxi's waiting.

I just felt like it. Now go.

Taxi's waiting.

- Huh?
- Taxi's waiting.

Right.

- Come on!
- Come on, come on.

Come on.

Sir, I saw the pistons knocking.
Did you get into an accident?

- Where's Suneeta?
- I saw scratches on it, sir.

- Suneeta!
- She's here.

What do you want now?

I need an actress.

Are you game?

Suneeta, I'm sorry,
that day I was very--

Gulshan, I don't want your apologies.

I'm only doing this for the team.
Not for you.

No, I realise that.

We're here to do a job.
Let's focus on that.

The thing is, sir,
we follow every rule here.

We gamble during Diwali.

And then the police get
their share of the winnings.

We don't do anything illegal here!

My license was just renewed!

And what a report we received
from the food inspector, Madam!

What a report! You won't believe it!

And the best part is no one in Delhi...

makes Dal Makhani like we do.

Now that you're here, you must have some!

You know what this is?

- Pen drive.
- No!

Not a pen drive, Uncle.

- Then?
- It's evidence.

Statements from customers and staff...

saying you have a young man
named Kareem Qureshi working for you.

You pay him only half the minimum wages.

He's made to work twelve hours a day
instead of eight.

He is cursed and shouted at
and ill-treated all the time.

In short,
an intellectually challenged individual

is being mentally and physically abused
every day.

That's at least eight charges against you.

And a minimum of...

three years sweating your butt off
in Tihar jail.

Of course, no one makes Dal Makhani...

quite like you.

So why don't you call for
two plates, then?

Hey you! What's your name?

Brother?

Brother! Can we sort this out between us?

- Are you trying to bribe Madam?
- No, no, not a bribe.

Just something for the kids.

Madam, would your children like some--?

- Hey! No children.
- Huh?

- No children!
- Okay, no children, no children.

Yeah.

Now here's what you have to do.

Huh?

Aeroplane, aeroplane, aeroplane!

Where are you all going?

His boss paid...
for our tickets and the hotel!

- Really?
- Yeah!

- Wow!
- He's even given me fifteen...

...days off!

- Oh really?
- Oh, superb.

Who says there aren't good people
in this world?

I'll definitely pray for you
and your boss.

- Yeah?
- Thank you.

- God bless you both.
- Thank you.

Sister! Can you try
and keep this flight to the left?

Why?

Otherwise, the 8 o'clock flight
leaving from Kolkata

might crash into the Mumbai flight!

- Okay.
- Best of luck!

Hi! How are you?

Hi!

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are going to be starting our descent
into Mumbai shortly.

So, Hargovind?

It's good that
you're playing in the Finals.

Thank you.

To be honest, sir,
ever since your wife joined us...

I feel like playing with the team.

Yeah! Yeah!

Alright, we've got our rooms.

Listen, we’re going to be sharing rooms.

Two people will stay in one room, okay?

- Guddu and Satbir?
- Here!

- Here.
- And Lotus and Sunil?

Hargovind, you'll stay with Kartar Paaji.

Yes, sir!

Suneeta, you'll stay...

Suneeta with my room is okay.

Please explain?

Sharmaji's saying that
you'll be staying in his room.

Sharmaji? Hmm?

So you've started understanding
what Sharmaji says?

Oh! Sharmaji!

Sorry, Sharmaji...

I'll stay with Golu.

I have a boyfriend. So don't hit on me!

Sharmaji, you'll stay with Kareem.

- Raju, Bantu!
- Sir!

And this is mine.
Come on! We'll go upstairs, let's go!

Suneeta, You bring them up in the lift

I'll take the stairs. Okay?

Sir, sir, excuse me! It's the 7th floor!

Sir, why don't you take the lift?

Otherwise you'll get tired climbing up!

No, no, I'll get some exercise...
Exercise--

You see, the thing is,
Gulshan is afraid of lifts.

He got stuck in one when he was a child.

Since then he's never gone
anywhere near a lift.

Look here, just take them up in the lift.

I'll go up the stairs. Okay? Bye!

Bye, sir! Bye, sir!

Come on, come on!

- Sir, sir.
- Sir! sir!

- Yeah! There's a snake here,
- Sir! There's a snake!

- There's a snake here!
- What?

- Where?
- It's in there! Snake! Snake!

Where is it?

Oh! Hey! No, no!

Gulshan, are you okay?

Gulshan, are you okay?

Nothing's going to happen!
It's just a lift!

Be quiet! Be quiet!
The lift will fall down!

No worries! We'll lift it up.

But It's only meant for 6 people!

Look at that!
It won’t be able to take the weight!

Sir, calling someone fat
is not a nice thing!

I didn't call anyone fat!

You did! Weight means being fat!

- Oh! Mummy! Mummy!
- Relax, relax, relax!

Press the alarm!

No, no! No, no! Quiet, quiet, quiet!

Look for the Emergency button!

Press the Emergency alarm!

Excuse me, Ma'am.

I think the lift is stuck, Ma'am.
Just, please--

- The players are inside!
- Stuck?

We're going to die! We're going to die!

Before we die,
I'm going to wish my boyfriend goodbye.

Huh?

Hey, idea!
A good kick can start a scooter, right?

Yeah! Then the lift will start too.

Then let's start kicking,
my fellow soldiers. Come on!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Water, do you want water?

Sir, look you're still alive!
Nothing's happened to you, sir!

Taking the lift doesn't kill anyone, sir.

Sir, where were you?

I was in the lift!

And you didn't die!

- Yeah, you didn't die, sir!
- You didn't die, sir!

You managed to get
over your fear like me!

Yeah, sir!

Yeah! You managed to get over
your fear, sir!

I didn't die!

- I'm alive!
- Yes, sir.

I'm alive!

You took the lift? Well done!

Thank you, Mummy.

I've already gone twice
by myself since then!

My brave boy!

How are things going at the Ashram?

Very well, very well!

Okay, Mummy,
I'm just going to go in the lift again.

And this time
I'll send you a video, okay? Yeah.

Hello?

I can't hear you. Hello?

- Mummy? Hello? Hello?
- Hello, hello?

The signal's back, son! Yes, yes!

Okay, what's the name of your hotel?

Mummy, you're not at the Ashram?

You're barking like a dog again!

Where else would I be
if not at the Ashram?

- Behind you!
- My sweetheart, my little dumpling!

Hello, Gullu!

Mummy?

Bathroom.

- Water!
- Water--

Go ahead, son.

Have you tried the Dal Makhani here?
It's very tasty.

Mummy! Is this the time to discuss
Dal Makhani?

How long has this been going on?

When would you say this started,
Daulatji?

Diwali?

When did you send me that beautiful
"Get Well Soon" card ?

When your leg was injured
in that accident, remember?

Yeah, Gullu? Am I right?

You don't talk to me, please!

Mummy, I'm not going to accept this.
I'm telling you!

Gulshan, if Mummy has a boyfriend,
then what's the--?

Do not use that word! Please!

Then what should I call him?

Suneeta, he's right.

I don't like this word either.

Just say "He's... a good friend,
a close friend."

- Am I right, Gulshan?
- You! Just don't talk to me! Please!

Wait here.

- What is it?
- Bantu needs his pants un-zipped.

Want to pee?

What then?

What if he wants to later?

Mummy, this is...

- What is it?
- Who is that?

That's my mummy.

Hi, son.

Coach sir, your father looks
really dashing!

Thank you, son.

No, no, that's not my father! Hello!

Come here, boys.

- Hello!
- Hi, boys!

Mummy, this is wrong!

This is wrong, I'm telling you!
Very wrong!

I knew you would say this.

That's why I didn't tell you.

You never support your mother in anything!

Why would I support you?

Because I've always supported you.

I had to move house
because of his coaching.

Sat him on my scooty
and drove him to tournaments!

Have you ever seen such a...
tiny little basketball player?

- No, never seen one.
- No, he is the first...

His coach wasn't even interested
in giving him a trial.

I gave him a hard slap
that's when he agreed to try him out.

And even on Tuesdays!

He was allowed to eat meat on Tuesdays!
Just ask him!

- Sir, did you really do that?
- Yeah, so what if I did?

No matter what, I've supported you
in everything you've done.

- Why?
- Why?

Because he is my team.

- Yeah.
- And one always stands by their team.

- Hmm.
- Yes sir, one always stands by their team.

Gulshan, one always stands by their team.

Mummy.

Why are you crying? Huh?

Mummy!

Enough. Don't cry. Hey! Don't cry.

Hmm.

- One always stands by their team.
- You get away from me!

What?

- Did Bantu's zip finally open?
- Yeah.

- This is Coach sir's father!
- His father?

Don't say that, he's not my father! Hello?

- Hello, hello!
- What's going on here?

- You're very handsome!
- Thank you, son.

First of all, why are you all in my room?

- Guddu, he's not my father!
- Yes, he is your father!

Guddu, he's not my father.

- He is not my father!
- It's okay.

- Children are so honest.
- Yes.

They're made in God's image.

The children called you handsome.

Yeah, the children liked the new Papa!

Bye, my son, bye!

- Bye, you two! Bye, Gullu!
- Good night, Daulatji.

Bye, Gullu, good night,
sweet dreams, son!

Come on inside, will you?

They're sharing a room again?

What exactly is your problem?

That Mummy has a life
or that she has a boyfriend?

Huh?

Both!

Gulshan, Mummy can have a life too,
can't she?

Mummies don't have a life, okay?

What did you say back there?

That you'd stand by Mummy!
Did you or didn't you?

Yeah, I did, but...

I can't change myself overnight!

Daulatji should be glad
I haven't strangled him yet!

It takes time.

As it is, the Finals are tomorrow.

And now, this mess!

Okay.

C'mon. Try it.

- It's working, right?
- Not at all.

C'mon, let's take a walk.

- C'mon. Hey!
- Hmm?

Let's take the lift!

- Let's go!
- And we'll take a video!

Okay!

No point sending it to Mummy anymore.

Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare!

Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare!

Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare!

Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare!

Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare!

Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare!

Sir! Their name means Little Champs...

but they don't look so little.

Don't worry.
They're all of average height.

It's the fight that matters
not the height, so go fight!

Sir, this fight doesn't look
very friendly at all.

Let's go! Let's go home now!

Come on, Sunil!
This is the Finals of the National Series!

We're going to win it! Because we are?

- Sitaare! Sitaare!
- Sitaare! Sitaare!

But listen,
tighten your helmet a little today.

Yeah. Okay!

Yes!

Drop back, defense!

Hargovind! Come on!

Yes! Well done!

Stop him!
Raise your arms! Raise your arms!

Oh, no!

Sunil, stop him. Sunil, stop him!

Come on! Sunil! You should've stopped him!

Sir! My finger's completely twisted!

Sunil, this is not the time
to make a big deal of everything!

- Look at this.
- Oh!

Sunil, you need to see
a doctor immediately! Come on out!

No, sir! The team needs me right now!

I'm going! I have to go, sir!

Now look at it!

But once the game is over,
I'll definitely go see a doctor,

because if the infection spreads,

they may just have to cut off
my whole hand!

Go, Hargovind!

Come on, Lotus! Pass it to Golu!
Yeah, pass it!

Table. Time out!

Team! Come here! Boys, huddle.

Guys, I know what the problem is.

The Nanhe Khiladi team has tall players

and most of our players are shorties.

Now I'll show you how the shorties
will defeat the tall guys!

Turn your weakness into your strength.

Short players like us
struggle to jump high.

And tall players struggle to bend down.

That's why from now on, all high passes,

air passes, overhead passes are out.

They're cancelled!

We're going to play the ball down low.

Ground passes. Passing from below.

Bounce the ball and pass.

- Got it?
- Yes, sir!

- Okay!
- Yes, sir.

These tall guys have really made us dance!

- Now it's the little finger's turn!
- Yes, sir!

- Come on, guys! One, two, three,
- Sitaare!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

We don't want to sit around and swat flies

Yes!

We win every game we play
We don't ever lose the fight

Yes!

We're the ace of spaces,
we're true to our word

We're the ace of spaces...

Lotus! Pass! Pass!

Whoa! Whoa!

Hip hip hooray!

Everyone is talking about us

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Well done! Well done!

We have only two minutes
of the game left now, boys.

- Only two minutes!
- Yes, Coach!

- I want you to give it your all!
- Yes, Coach!

- One, two, three,
- Sitaare!

We laugh, we cry
We're topsy turvy

We make our place in people's hearts

We're ridiculous
We're a crazy lot

Fate has made a hodgepodge of our destiny

No time to rest, we gotta keep pushing

Okay, no problem. C'mon boys!

No time to rest, we gotta keep pushing

We're not afraid to wrestle with
whatever challenge life throws our way

Loud as we can
Hard as we can, we say

- Chorus!
- Hip hip hooray!

Come on! Boys! Fall back!

C'mon stop him! Arms up!

look, the stars have descended to Earth!

everyone is talking about us

look, the stars have descended to Earth!

Come on! Hargovind!
We still have 20 seconds left!

We can still win this!
Make the shot! Come on! Yes!

Hargovind! Pass it! Pass it!

Yeah, Kareem! Kareem! Into the basket!

Come on! Come on,
Kareem! Come on!

Oh, no! What are you doing?
Kareem, over there!

Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare!

Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare!

Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare!

Golu! We lost the game!

We won, sir.

We lost the game!

No, sir, we won second place!

That's what I'm saying, we lost!

Sir, my mother always says
two's better than one. Two, two!

Two, two!

Wow, sir, what a game! High five!

Love you, Gulshan sir!
Love you, Gulshan sir! Love you!

Huggie!

Suneeta...

I'm not their coach, Suneeta.

They're mine.

I always thought
they were lacking in some way.

But now I realise
it was me who was lacking.

They understand emotions so well.

Whereas I can't even understand what
people are saying most of the time.

Always thinking about yourself,

not caring about anyone else.

This is the world's biggest shortcoming.

And I thought they were lacking.

When someone is so large-hearted

how can they possible lack anything?

I love you, Gulshan.

Lotus!

Sixer!

What the hell?

- Hello?
- Mr. Arora, good morning.

Yeah, Paswan.

I saw how you transformed this team
into champions from nothing.

I'll be retiring next month.

I've recommended your name
as my replacement.

The department has approved it.

Next month you'll be
the Coach of the Delhi Basketball Team!

You recommended my name?

Gulshan Arora.

You may be a bit of a swine.

But as a coach... you're amazing!

And it seems like
you're turning into a better person.

Congratulations, Coach sir!

Thank you, sir.

Who was that?

No one. Go to sleep.

What happened?

We all have to move on, Coach sir.

What really matters is, when

a challenge arises,
how does one take it on?

And you performed a miracle!

In fact, your three month term was over.

Yet you stayed on for one more month.

Until the end of the tournament.

Thank you, Coach sir.

The kids would love it if you met
them before you left. Should I call them?

Uh! No-no. I... Let them be.

Actually I'm getting late,
I have to leave.

As you wish.

You can say goodbye to them for me.

And here are the locker keys
you'd given me.

Well, the new coach is here.
He's waiting downstairs.

You can hand them over to him.

Yeah, okay.

I'll leave then.

Good luck!

Hi. The keys to the locker.

Good luck.

Thank you.

I haven't met anyone yet.

What's the team like?

The best!

At first, it could take a little time
to adjust to all of them.

You won't know what Sharmaji is saying!

Kareem takes so long to say something,
it'll drive you nuts.

It will all feel strange...

like, "What have I got into?"

But gradually...

everything will fall into place.

Guddu and Sunil's antics...

will finally start making sense.

You'll get used to seeing Lotus
with a new hair colour every week.

Golu's temper...

Satbir's comments...

You'll start enjoying them.

Just don't make the mistake of thinking

you're more intelligent than them.

They're a lot smarter than you and me.

You'll end up learning
a lot more from them

than you can actually teach them.

And don't ever scold them.

They get hurt very easily.

And don't get offended by what they say.

They're very pure at heart.

And...

when it's time for you to leave...

don't go without saying goodbye.

Hi, sir!

- Hello, sir! Hi, sir!
- Hello, Coach sir!

I'm going to be leaving you all.

From here on...

It's the end of the road for us.

Sir, are you about to die?

- What?
- Sir, are you about to die?

- No!
- Then why are you talking like this?

No, no! He's going to
die! He's just hiding it!

Sir's going to die!

Be quiet!

Sir's going to die!

Please be quiet!

Sir's going to die!

Stop barking like dogs!

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Gullu, come here, son.

Don't call me "son".

Okay, son.

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