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Jerry, this is disgusting.
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How did it get so dirty already?
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Because your crappy pool bot
doesn't work.
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Pool not found. Searching.
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But the guy that lives
behind the pool store dumpster
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gave me a sweet deal.
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Oh my God! Why didn't you hire
Keith the pool guy like I told you?
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Keith's schedule was full.
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What are you jackoffs talking about?
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Ooh! Jerry's new pool sucks?
Allow me.
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No, Rick, this is my pool!
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I can handle this mess
without your sci-fi shenanigans.
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Copy that. Treat Jerry like a baby
so he can feel like a man.
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Come on, Rick, let's go.
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Gotta scoot.
Finally taking Morty to Boob World,
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and we need to stop by the store
for supplies.
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Good luck
with your septic tank, Jerry.
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Ugh. I gotta go to work.
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Someone's gotta win
the bread around here.
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Pool not found. Searching.
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Trader Joe's hash browns,
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the most efficient booze absorber
in the multiverse.
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Think you're supposed to
heat those up first, big guy.
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No, no. Look, Morty,
my mouth is an air fryer now.
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It's really happening, huh?
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I'm finally going to Boob World.
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Oh, yeah! Boob World, baby!
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Oh, damn it! What the...
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It appears
there has been an accident.
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That happens. No harm, no foul.
Have a good one, buddy.
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We should exchange information
before going our separate ways.
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We could go even separater ways
by not exchanging anything.
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But our bumpers collided.
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Oh my God,
is this how you make friends?
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Is this how you make enemies?
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- What the hell does that mean?
- Rick, stop!
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- He started it.
- He did not start it.
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Be the bigger man so we can go
to Boob World already!
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Fuck that.
We gotta set this idiot straight.
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Look, buddy,
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it's obvious you're some kind of
heightened Kung Fu archetype.
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But I'm a Doctor Who-Loki,
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and people like you
are like NPCs to me.
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So do yourself a favor and--
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I have struck you with the Five Point
Exploding Heart Technique,
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the most fatal punch
in all of martial arts.
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Victims are able to walk
only five steps forward
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before their heart explodes.
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Five steps forward?
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Try it and find out.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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I'll find out with science.
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Nice day for a backwards walk!
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- Are you really gonna--
- No, stupid!
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Pull the car around and pick me up!
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What did that idiot do to me?
This doesn't make any damn sense.
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Just apologize.
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Haven't we done clones enough?
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Not a clone, Morty. A Xerox of me
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that I've lobotomized
to be a crash-test dummy.
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- Look at my balls!
- Hey, do us a favor.
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Walk forward, five to six steps.
Your choice.
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One, two, three, four.
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Huh? So this is legit.
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Better take a closer look.
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Look at my ball--
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There are over 700 meridians
in the human body.
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Mr. Kung Fu struck
specific pressure points in me
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and induced commotio cordis.
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Five steps forward will cause
massive compression buildup,
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causing my heart to explode
under its own pressure.
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Let's see what happens
when I attach a copy of my heart
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to a copy of my legs.
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Interesting, huh?
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More gross than interesting.
So far, we're on brand.
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Fuck you. Watch this.
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See that?
Cardiac detonation is triggered
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only by forward bipedal movement.
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I can't believe
I'm missing Boob World for this!
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Just apologize to the guy.
Maybe he'll un-punch you.
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The day I apologize
will be because I am truly sorry.
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I don't sully apologies
by making it a ritual of flagellation
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for someone who,
in this case, is a bully.
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You called the man an NPC.
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Why do you always have
to take the side of the waiter?
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Because your side is insane!
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- Okay, then. Fuck off.
- Maybe I will!
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- Go ahead! No one's stopping you!
- Fine!
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This is me fucking off
out of the fucking garage
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because you... suck.
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No, you... suck.
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- You...
- You...
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...suck.
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Pool not found. Searching.
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- Pool not found. Searching.
- The pool is right behind you.
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Just turn around, you stupid thing.
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- Pool not found. Searching.
- No!
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Jerry, this is your moment.
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Be a man and figure it out.
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Hi there, emasculated pool dads.
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Okay. Specific.
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Is your pool gross?
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Does your family not respect you?
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Don't worry. I'll show you
how to upgrade your TR-X1
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and clean your pool
better than any human being.
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But first, let's discuss
the history of pool cleaning.
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- Oh, boy. This is three hours?
- Back in 1866...
108
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...really important to never--
'Cause it's dangerous.
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Bloody stuff of nightmares!
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Now that we've gone over
the safety guidelines,
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click the link below
for a list of long language models.
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- Be sure to upload them--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.
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Pool detected. Clean, clean, clean...
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I did it! I made something work!
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I am the greatest husband alive!
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Walk backwards the rest of your life.
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God, see if I care.
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Uh... hi.
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You, uh... You death punched
my grandpa this morning?
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That was unfortunate.
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I did not study under
Shifu Gerd Jergins at Tiger's Nest
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to beat up old people.
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The point of martial arts
is to avoid violence.
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I am Liu Sin.
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Oh, um, I'm Morty Smith.
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Is it racist to say I adore
your Kung Fu patience?
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- I can teach you.
- Racism?
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No. Kung Fu.
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Breathe.
Feel your Chi circulate within.
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Very good, Morty.
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This is great.
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Life with Rick is filled
with so much anxiety.
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Alrighty, Mr. Sin.
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I didn't have the right cables
to hook up the flat screen.
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It's gonna cost a bit extra
to get those.
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Hmm. Pity.
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Jesus! Don't step forward.
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You only get five steps
before you die!
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But I have so much to do today.
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What was up with that guy?
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Dude! He was just doing his job,
and you killed him.
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Is that a criticism?
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Activate Advanced-Limitation Suit.
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Look who ain't
stepping forward now, baby!
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Rick!
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Rick!
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Morty, what happened?
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I got death punched.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
my little pooh-bah!
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I went back to Trader Joe's
to eat my feelings
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'cause I was mad at you.
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But then I ran into Liu Sin,
and he punched me.
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Nobody fucks
with my sweet little grandson.
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First, I'm gonna cure the dick
off this death punch, Morty.
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And then I'm gonna destroy
Mr. Liu Sin's entire belief system!
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Clean, clean, clean. Task complete.
Awaiting command.
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Amazing! Oh, I gotta tell Beth.
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Uh, hello? Beth, I fixed the pool.
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Uh, great. Did you hire Keith?
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No. The pool is clean because of me.
Come home and look.
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Jerry, please. I am literally
in the middle of something.
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Oh.
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Fuckin' phone. Where'd you go?
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Awaiting command.
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Whatcha doing?
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Clean?
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Alright. This pool
isn't gonna swim itself.
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How are you gonna clean--
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Oh. That's nice.
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Wow. You...
You're really being thorough.
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Maybe we... we should stop.
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I'd be pissed if I had to climb
all these stupid steps with my legs.
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What is it? I'm watching TV.
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Are you Gerd Jergins?
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Did you train a guy named Liu Sin?
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Ugh, that guy sucks.
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We're in these antigrav suits
'cause your student death punched us.
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You are not alone.
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- Liu Sin death punched my cat.
- Ouch.
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I wanna do a bunch of science
on your punch to cure ourselves.
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Just need to collect a little
more Kung Fu data from you
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so I can hack it.
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You think me dumb?
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If I help you unlock the secrets
of pressure point fighting,
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you are going to revenge
all over Liu Sin.
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The solution to violence
is not more violence.
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Hello? Are you coming over
for Mother's birthday or not?
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What? No, no, no, no,
you cannot bring all of them.
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I'm not the one being difficult.
You may bring one partner.
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One. Not seven, for crying out loud.
It's weird!
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Oh, shit.
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Trouble in paradise?
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Oh, my daughter and I
have a tricky relationship.
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She is in what the kids
call today a "polycule."
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In my day, we called them sluts.
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If we helped you fix things
with your daughter,
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would you help us?
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Oh my God. What have I done?
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To confirm setting a daily reminder
for pool bot sexy time, say yes.
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00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,196
- What?
- I have compiled a list
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of divorce attorneys in your area.
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Would you like me to send?
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No! Cancel! Cancel!
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00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,663
Uh, hey, Beth. You're right.
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This pool bot is not working out.
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00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,334
We should hire Keith,
the pool cleaner, like, today.
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Can I have his number?
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He's right next door? Great!
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So great that you were
in the area, Keith.
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When can you start?
Like now? Now is good for us.
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I appreciate
your enthusiasm, Mr. Smith,
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but I just packed up for the day.
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I'll pay you double if you,
if you start now.
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What's the hurry?
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It looks like your pool's clean.
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Whore! Whore!
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What are you doing?!
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Kill! Kill! Kill!
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No! No! Stop! Let him go!
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Task incomplete.
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Kill! Kill!
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- Kill!
- Good Lord, she's gone rogue.
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Task incomplete. Kill. Kill.
224
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,625
And lastly, but not leastly,
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this is Rizz, Milo, and Kathleen.
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00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,171
It's too many people.
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How will I remember all these names?!
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Ugh! Why do I even try?
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I was intrigued by the floating
pod man and his little helper.
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But you'll never change.
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You're still an old farty fart face.
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My face does not fart!
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You are disrespectful daughter!
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Hey, respect cuts both ways.
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Trust me. You won't explode
if you meet your daughter halfway.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's not the seven partners
that bother me.
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It's that now there are seven ways
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to get your heart broken.
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Dad, this is the life I've chosen.
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Please respect that.
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Stephanie, you may bring everyone
to Mom's birthday.
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- Everyone?
- Yes. Milo, Kathleen, Rizz,
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Oboe, Turmeric, Almond Butter,
and Bartholomew.
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You're all welcome.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Looks like we lived up
to our end of the bargain.
248
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:06,226
Well, I suppose I'd be a total dick
if I didn't give you what you want.
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Your words. But, yeah.
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00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,146
Just hit the Punchamalizer.
251
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,981
Its AI will whip me up
a death punch cure.
252
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,525
I warn thee, Rick Sanchez.
253
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:18,988
Abusing the punch will bring down
tremendous fury upon you!
254
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,615
Punch up or shut up.
255
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,841
Did it work? I don't feel anything.
256
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,468
Only five ways to find out.
257
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,221
One... two...
258
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,598
three... four...
259
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,393
five... six!
260
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,602
Fucking seven!
261
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,812
Morty, we're cured!
262
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,897
You did it! We can walk forward!
263
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,486
Oh, I'm running around!
264
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,990
Wubba lubba dub-dub!
265
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,625
Hey, Liu!
266
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,919
Liu Sin!
267
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,589
Look who's walking forward now.
268
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,008
How is it that you live?
269
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,175
- Science!
- Science!
270
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,303
I have dissected
the Exploding Heart Technique
271
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,596
and reverse-engineered
all of martial arts.
272
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,099
The pre-programmed nanobots
coursing through our veins
273
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,183
have given Morty and I...
274
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,393
- Kung Fu power!
- Kung Fu power!
275
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,062
My martial-art skills are unmatched.
Prepare to die.
276
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,107
Morty, you saw it! He came for me.
277
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,067
Let the ass-whoopin' begin.
278
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,081
Mountain Fuck Punch!
279
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,505
First, I will give you whites
a taste of hell,
280
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:03,426
and then you will apologize
for bending my fender.
281
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,303
You want an apology? Come get it.
282
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,769
Worm Magnet Punch!
283
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,814
Gross! Birds!
284
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,274
Birds pecking gross worms.
285
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,234
Super Sizzler Pinwheel!
286
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,361
Ow!
287
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,364
Tabasco Palm Punch!
288
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,493
Hot! Too hot! I need milk.
289
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,456
Maximum Overdrive Punch!
290
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,213
Inflated Noggin Punch!
291
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,924
Telescope Leg!
292
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,762
My thoughts are so big now.
293
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,935
Bubble Burst Punch!
294
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,063
Oh, that's better.
295
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,442
Amnesia Knuckle Punch!
296
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,156
What am I doing here?
297
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,033
And which Beth is the clone?
298
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,618
Control + Z Punch!
299
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,578
Now I remember. This guy sucks.
300
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,497
Butt Soup Punch!
301
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,792
Reverse Uno Punch!
302
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,088
Reverse Reverse Punch!
303
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,923
I Know You Are, But What Am I Punch!
304
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,675
I'm Rubber, You're Glue Punch!
305
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,438
Unrepentant dogs!
306
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,983
You have disrespected
the power of the punch.
307
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,401
Who the fuck is this guy?
308
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,571
It is Punchy, the ancient
demon-god of hitting things
309
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,239
and sweet drinks.
310
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,991
We be doomed.
311
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,535
Okay. We should be safe in here.
312
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,120
She can't move out of the pool.
313
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,372
- "She"?
- My robotic pool cleaner.
314
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,542
I upgraded her with shady software.
Then we had sex.
315
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,461
I think she's jealous
and wants to kill you
316
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,795
because she loves me.
317
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,464
Mondays, right?
318
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,725
Task incomplete.
319
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,894
Task incomplete.
320
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,818
Task incomplete. Task incomplete.
321
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,751
Huh? The house went
into lockdown for no reason.
322
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,835
Is that bad?
323
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,630
You hear that?
Sounds like water running.
324
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,636
Gerd did say abusing the punch
would bring great fury down on us.
325
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,722
Kung Fu is not about violence!
326
00:16:54,805 --> 00:17:00,353
Now you will be punished
by my champion kicking your ass.
327
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,487
It is Punchenhimer,
328
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,031
the beast
with a million pressure points.
329
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,492
It is impossible
to strike all of them.
330
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,285
How are we supposed to hit them all?
331
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,248
Rick, this is my fault.
332
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,625
Earlier today,
in the Trader Joe's parking lot,
333
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,461
I backed into your spaceship
on purpose.
334
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,546
What?
335
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,506
I am a lonely old man.
336
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,716
The only way I know
how to connect with people
337
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,134
is through conflict.
338
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,803
Can you relate to that?
339
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,264
No.
340
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,225
Punchenhimer is on top of us.
What are we gonna do?
341
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,812
I wish I had finished my training
at Tiger's Nest.
342
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,690
Gerd Jergins was teaching me
the ultimate move,
343
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,857
the Splatter Bolt Kick,
344
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,777
a rapid-fire attack
stronger than any punch.
345
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,197
Alas, I do not have the knowledge
to complete it.
346
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,324
Rick does.
He gathered all Kung Fu data
347
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,326
when he dissected
the Exploding Heart Technique.
348
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,078
It'll take a bit of field surgery.
349
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,497
I am willing to endure
whatever it takes
350
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,832
to reset the balance.
351
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,293
Lie down. I'll try to keep the rubble
out of your chest.
352
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,879
Kill! Kill! Kill!
353
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,757
Oh, no. She's found a way in.
354
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,968
The pool bot is flooding the house
to kill you, Keith.
355
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,178
We gotta swim upstairs
before it's too late.
356
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,722
But I can't swim!
357
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,391
- What? You clean pools!
- It's my deepest shame.
358
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,184
This is a total nightmare for me.
359
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,270
Kill! Kill! Kill!
360
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,396
Kill! Kill!
361
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,693
Stay here.
362
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,653
It's my pool and my problem.
363
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,196
I'm the man of the house.
364
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,326
Kill! Kill! Kill!
365
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:41,495
Oh, no. Wait. I'm sorry.
366
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,539
That other pool cleaner
means nothing to me, baby.
367
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,790
Nothing.
368
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,460
You gots to believe
you're my one and only.
369
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,669
Task incomplete.
370
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,880
Shh. Our task is incomplete,
371
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,590
and I'm gonna fix that.
372
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,052
Set an appointment
for pool bot sexy time
373
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,970
starting now.
374
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,014
Clean?
375
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,588
Alright, Jerry,
we need to talk about this pool.
376
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,548
Wow!
377
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,509
The pool looks great, Keith.
378
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,011
Yeah. Nice job, buddy.
379
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,972
Sure. Yeah. All it needed
was a little elbow grease.
380
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,100
And Mr. Smith said he'll pay me
381
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,644
three times my usual rate.
382
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,437
Well, I never said--
383
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,772
Oh, you better pay up
384
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,817
or I'll tell her
you fucked the pool bot.
385
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,985
Guys, I'm only three feet away.
I can hear everything.
386
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,529
Jerry, you fucked the what now?
387
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,156
The pool bot.
388
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,825
It started cleaning my nipples.
389
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,160
And, you know,
that's-that's one of my go-tos.
390
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,705
- So I started eating out her--
- Dah-dah-da.
391
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,707
I don't care what you do
with the appliances, Jerry.
392
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,542
My hair dryer makes me cum
like a wild cat.
393
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,629
Hold it, Punchenhimer!
394
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,172
Pack your bags, asshole!
395
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,007
We're here to send you back to hell.
396
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,968
Get ready to feel Kung Fu!
397
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,928
Combined with fire!
398
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,769
Let's fight one last time together.
399
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,855
Oh yeah, baby!
400
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,154
Splatter Bolt Kick!
401
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,001
Wasn't that refreshing?
402
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:56,172
You three have learned
the value of nonviolence.
403
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,507
All is forgiven.
404
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,343
Bye!
405
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,096
Well, I'm bushed.
406
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,768
- Almost done?
- All finished.
407
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,687
- What do you think, sir?
- It's ready! Come and get it!
408
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,941
- Wow!
- Damn, son.
409
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,194
- That's clean!
- Our pool is amazing.
410
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,487
You're the best dad ever.
411
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,656
Yeah. Who needs Boob World
when we got Dad's pool?
412
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,575
I just wanna make you all happy.
413
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,827
You did, Jerry. You really did.
414
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,370
Ah, yes!
415
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,084
Oh my God, I'm at a party.
416
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,798
Pool season, baby! Yeah!
417
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,591
The Smith family has a pool!
418
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,336
Beth, we talked about this.
419
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,129
Okay, I forgot.
420
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:22,883
Thank you.
421
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:26,929
It's not the same.
422
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,389
Yeah, I know.
423
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,184
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