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'I am Chaman Kohli.'
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'The eldest son of the
Kohli Family in Rajouri Garden.'
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'A Hindi Professor at the
Delhi University on weekdays.'
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'And a 30-year-old eligible
bachelor on weekends.'
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Get lost! Get lost!
Don't come here again.
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'Like every other Sunday..'
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'..my family and I were visiting
a prospective girl's family.'
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'What happened was,
my pictures in the matrimony site..'
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'..turned out to be 5 years old.'
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'The ones shoving the
Kohli Family out now..'
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'..were not so long
ago trying to fawn us.'
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- That's amazing.
- So, let's get started?
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What do you do, son?
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He does Whatsapp.
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Don't we all!
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- There, that's my younger daughter.
- Come..
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Come here, dear.
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Meet the Kohli Family,
he's the eldest son.
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Have a seat. Come here.
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That's my eldest daughter and her son.
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Go and say hello to uncle, son.
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- Come on, son.
- Very good!
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Good boy.
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What's your name?
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Bittu!
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Frauds!
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You post a handsome
looking picture of him..
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..but he turned out to be a bald guy.
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- You bloody..
- Get lost!
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That's my younger brother, Goldie.
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A full time idler who
is pursuing a master's degree.
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Well, just for the heck of it.
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Stop it, Goldie.
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- Bloody hoggers.
- Here's your cheap Samosa, oldie!
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Meet the Papa Kohli.
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A clerk at Delhi
Municipal Cooperation.
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In the past five years,
his hair has turned grey..
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..trying to find a match for me.
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You are an oldie!
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- Your son is an oldie and a baldie!
- Oh really?
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Don't you have a mirror at home?
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Where's your hair, you baldie!
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That's my mom.
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She still believes that I am quite
handsome, even if the world doesn't.
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Even after 50 rejections,
she hasn't lost hope.
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- Baldie! Baldie! Baldie!
- All of you are so gross!
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- You..
- You..
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- You..
- Come back.
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- You..
- Mummy, let's go.
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- Don't come here again.
- Come on, get lost!
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- Come on, get inside.
- You get lost from here.
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I'll make you go bald if
you ever bring a proposal again.
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- Stop! Let me put a jinx on her.
- Come on, let's go from here.
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- Go ahead. Come on.
- Let me put a jinx on her.
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May every male in your
family be forever bald.
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Please don't ask us to meet
such disgusting families again.
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I agree. They looked
like a family of hooligans.
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- It is not so. - My son has
a narrow escape. Good riddance.
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You know so many people.
Why can't you find us a good match?
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What is this?
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Did a crow do that or a pigeon?
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- What?
- Shit.
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- Do you have to say that?
- But it is shit. Have a look.
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Oh, I got it.
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- Rajni is behind this.
- This shit?
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- No, black magic. - Come on,
how do you expect Rajni to sit here?
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You might think that
she is very naive..
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..but she keeps doing
black magic all the time.
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Whatever.
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- Brother, please introduce us
to Mr. Shastri. - Okay.
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He predicted that Trump
would be America's Prime Minister.
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And it came true.
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Mummy, he's the President,
not the Prime Minister.
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He is something, right?
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- Don't argue with me, Goldie.
- You keep crushing the candies.
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- This isn't Candy Crush, papa.
- He behaves as if he is some minister.
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Look, his planetary positions
bypassing the wedding platform..
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..will take a shortcut
through asceticism..
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..and lead him directly to Moksa.
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Great.
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Amazing.
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That means everything is fine.
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This means if he doesn't
get married before he turns 31..
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..then he will forever
lead an ascetic life.
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In English, it's called..
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- Celebrate.
- Not celebrate, celibate.
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- We will celebrate.
- What?
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Why will we celebrate?
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It's not celebrate, it's celibate.
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This means he will
stay single all his life.
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He will never get married.
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- What?
- Yes.
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What are you saying, Guruji?
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It's not me,
his planetary positions suggest that.
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Please don't put this on me.
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- This is so wrong.
- No..
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- Whether it's wrong or right,
it is what is it is. - Don't cry, Guddi.
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- This is a big thing.
- Mummy..
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- What is trhis?
- He is my eldest son.
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Please don't cry.
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- Eldest or youngest doesn't matter.
- How will the youngest one..
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- Please, don't cry..
- ..get married if he doesn't?
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- Please calm her down.
- Every mother has a dream..
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- ..of getting her son married. - Please
don't cry. I am begging you not to.
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- Is there a solution?
- There is.
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Get him married before he turns 31.
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This is the solution.
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Okay.
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That can be done.
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It's okay, son. Okay?
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Give the offerings to everyone.
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- Celebrate.
- Celebrate.
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"My nose ring is trying
to say something.."
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Come on, man.
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This is Joginder's fault.
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Mummy, it's the fault of
that 5-year-old picture and the cap.
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It's not like we love to lie.
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No one's ready to meet a bald guy.
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I mean that once they meet the boy,
they might like him, his family.
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And things might eventually work out.
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Someone tell me what's
the use of hair anyway.
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They are useless,
just like fingernails.
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He is a good guy.
He has a government job.
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He is a professor in college.
What else do they want?
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Don't worry.
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Nirmala has some herbal oil.
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Apply that and you will
have hair sprouting in three days.
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- I guarantee that.
- The hair oil won't help.
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I think you should
go for hair transplant.
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Don't you dare go for
hair transplant, Chaman.
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- But..
- Do you know how risky it is?
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- Surinder's nephew got it
done last year. - And?
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He passed away.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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You are under my oath.
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We wouldn't have to
go hunting for a girl..
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..if only he would have
opted for love marriage.
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You know, we had a love
marriage way back in 1986.
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He's useless.
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At least try.
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Why don't you just keep
quiet and cut the salad?
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- Fine.
- Don't stress yourself, son.
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I'll find such a lovely girl for you..
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..that the whole of Rajouri
will burn with jealousy.
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Why not go for the
whole of Delhi, Guddi?
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- Vivid imaginations don't get
taxed as yet.- Please, keep quiet.
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No one needs to find anyone.
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Did I ask you to?
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Oh really?
So you want to be a 'celebrity'?
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Mummy, it's not celebrity,
it's celibate.
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Actors are called celebrity.
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- Don't interrupt me. - Why don't you
say single and end the argument?
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Fine, you will end up being that.
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You know you have a flaw.
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So what?
People can be happy without marriage.
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Really? Tell me one name.
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Salman Khan.
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Their case is different.
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They at least get some..
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What?
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Girls. They can find girls.
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- They have had many options.
- Yes. Right!
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I can be happy even
without a girl in my life.
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Yeah, right.
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Pushpa.
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I've told you a thousand
times to dress decently.
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- There are three males in here.
- Calm down. This is not her fault.
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This jar will come flying at you next.
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Water, please.
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You want water? Here's your water.
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'Suhani and Piyush got engaged.'
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'Hey, congratulations guys.'
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'Congrats.'
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'S**t! The last one is also down.'
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'Everyone from our
batch is married now.'
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'Hey not yet,
our Chaman is still pending.'
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'Is he still thinking about marriage?'
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'I thought he must
have given up by now.'
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Hello?
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I was waiting for your call.
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What?
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Listen, can we meet tomorrow?
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My friend has an empty flat.
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Let's go there.
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Do you think I am that kind of a guy?
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Have I ever even touched you?
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Come on now, give me a kiss.
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A small one?
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You know I cannot sleep without one.
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I feel restless.
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Give me a small one.
Please give it.
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This is meant for the cheek.
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Now one on my lips.
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What are you doing?
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Goldie, I can't find my slippers.
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Can't find your slippers?
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Take mine.
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Pass them to me.
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Here.
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Hello!
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What happened!
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You are supposed to sleep on bed,
not tittle-tattle.
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Get out. Leave.
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Fine. I am leaving.
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It's not like I love
to sleep with you.
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Papa asked me to sleep
here till you don't get married.
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Said we would save some electricity.
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Now it seems like I'll be
spending the rest of my life here.
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Stop blabbering and leave.
Tell papa, I'll pay the bill.
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- Hello?
- Disgusting!
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- No, there was some disturbance.
- Go.
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He's just frustrated. Nothing else.
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"Have no doubt,
this moon stands out"
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"No hair on the head,
I feel so restless"
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Don't worry about that..
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No, I am just massaging
my head with some oil.
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"Have no doubt,
this moon stands out"
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"No hair on the head,
I feel so restless"
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Chaman, pay respect to your
grandfather before you leave. Okay?
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"No hair to provide shade"
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"No protection from the sun, mate"
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"Overshadowing my looks always,
what a fate"
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"Everyone is awed at the sight"
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"This moon shines bright"
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Goldie took the car, again?
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Who needs the car more,
that useless idler or me?
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I am the one who makes 70,000 a month.
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So what?
Why don't you take the scooter?
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It's his age to have some fun.
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The car will come in handy to him.
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You only use it as a conveyance.
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No, I was talking to Chaman.
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"This moon shines bright"
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"Autumn is distressed,
life is a mess"
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"I will dance,
if I loss them by chance"
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"Autumn is distressed,
life is a mess"
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"I will dance,
if I loss them by chance"
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"This cruel world taunts me"
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"This barren land
has been earned by me"
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"I cause a commotion everywhere I go"
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"Everyone is awed at the sight"
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00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,840
"This moon shines bright"
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"Whether it's day or night"
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"This moon shines bright"
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"Mirror mocks me"
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"Everyone ridicules me"
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"Everyone is awed at the sight"
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"This moon shines bright"
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"This moon shines bright"
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00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:08,720
"This moon shines bright"
251
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:14,850
"This moon shines bright"
252
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:20,360
This is the result
of tolerating atrocities.
253
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:25,760
By being gentle, man losses terror..
254
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,000
Baldie!
255
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,560
Baldhead!
256
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,000
Sir, what is the result
of tolerating atrocities?
257
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,400
This looks like you.
258
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,920
This is you.
259
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,640
Nice.
260
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,720
Thank you, sir.
261
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,680
Sir, he was misbehaving.
He was making fun of me.
262
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,080
What did you say?
263
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,760
That wasn't me, sir.
264
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,640
Sir?
265
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,520
Sir, I want a day off tomorrow.
266
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,640
I need to drop my wife
off to her sister's place.
267
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,840
Okay.
268
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,080
Thank you, sir.
269
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:10,800
Wife, sir.
270
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,400
I got the permission.
271
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,000
His wife or someone else's?
272
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,040
- Sir..
- What do you think?
273
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,520
What does he talk about with his wife,
seven years after marriage?
274
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,480
Okay.
275
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,880
What were you saying?
276
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,160
Nothing, sir.
277
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,880
Sir..
278
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,440
Sir..
279
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,160
Baldie.
280
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,040
- But sir, I didn't say it.
- Shut up.
281
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,560
Your parents send you here for this?
282
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,160
Bloody good-for-nothing loafers.
283
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,640
They'll either keep staring at the
girls or troubling their professors.
284
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,360
He's as old as your father.
285
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,240
Sir, I am just 30.
286
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,930
I am just be seven or
eight years older than him.
287
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,560
Chaman, you look a tad matured.
288
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,960
Fine.
289
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,000
- Sir!
- 1000 rupees. Right away.
290
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:56,840
Sorry.
291
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,080
- Pay up.
- Next time, sir.
292
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,320
- Pay up.
- Sir..
293
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,400
I don't have change, sir.
294
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,200
You do have any change?
295
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:20,960
No, sir.
296
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,120
- I'll pay it tomorrow, sir.-
Shut up.
297
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,080
Let's do one thing..
298
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,120
You say it again leave this here.
299
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,200
What do I say, sir?
300
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,240
This is wrong, sir.
301
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,040
How can you let him insult me again?
302
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,840
Chaman, I have fined him.
303
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,650
Let's compromise and end the matter.
304
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,680
How can I say it, sir?
305
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,920
Then you should have change on you.
306
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,960
I am not running a grocery
store here to have change handy.
307
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,680
I am getting late for class.
Say it and end the matter.
308
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:52,880
Sir..
309
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:54,960
Baldie.
310
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,240
Raj, when did you get married?
311
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,960
Seven years back.
312
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,480
We'll be celebrating
our anniversary next month.
313
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,760
Great! Arranged marriage?
314
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,000
No, sir. Love marriage.
315
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,480
We fell in love.
316
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,160
How?
I mean, how did it happen?
317
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,280
Where did you two first meet?
318
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,360
At a wedding.
319
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,760
- At a wedding?
- Yes.
320
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,080
My friend was getting married.
321
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,560
She was the bride's friend.
322
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,600
That's where we saw each
other for the first time.
323
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,800
We fell in love on the dance floor.
324
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,080
And then, we got married.
325
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,000
You found love at
your friend's wedding?
326
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,440
Yes, that's what friend's
weddings are for.
327
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,680
You get free alcohol and
you get to flirt with girls.
328
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,520
Where's my tea?
329
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,280
This feels so dry without it!
330
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:42,830
Yes?
331
00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:44,110
Join us, bro.
332
00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:45,590
Shikha was just joking.
333
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:46,590
I'll apologise on her behalf.
334
00:17:46,670 --> 00:17:48,110
No, you guys have fun.
335
00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:49,510
Why are you doing this?
336
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,710
What's Piyush and Suhani's fault?
337
00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:52,560
Please join us.
338
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,880
At the last minute?
I don't even have a suit ready.
339
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,730
Come in casuals then.
340
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,500
Else, I'll arrange for a suit for you.
341
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:00,700
Fine, let me see. I'll let you know.
342
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,860
I'll come up with something.
343
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:13,820
Bye.
344
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,060
Wait right there, Chaman.
345
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,580
Apply the oil before you leave.
346
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,860
What are you doing, mummy?
It won't work.
347
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,660
I have tried a million things already.
348
00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:23,340
Where are you going all dressed up?
349
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,020
To a friend's wedding.
350
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,380
Aren't you tired of dancing
at your friends' weddings?
351
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,900
Why do you always
keep taunting me, papa?
352
00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:31,580
I am not taunting you. I am only
stating a fact. Don't waste your time.
353
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:34,060
What's more important,
dancing at your friend's wedding..
354
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,220
..or finding a girl for yourself?
355
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,700
That's why I am going there.
To flirt..
356
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:37,780
To find a girl.
357
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:42,460
Flirt, eh!
358
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,220
There comes the professor.
359
00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:49,860
Looking good, professor.
360
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,540
- All good?
- All good.
361
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:52,700
Managed to arrange a suit then?
362
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:56,700
- Join us.
- Chaman sir, please forgive me.
363
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,180
You felt so bad about what I said?
364
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,180
It's cool.
365
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:03,580
It's cool?
Then you just wait and watch.
366
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:06,260
I'll surely set you
up with someone tonight.
367
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,340
Great.
368
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:09,500
- There are quite a few
beautiful girls here. - Really?
369
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,260
"The kohl in your
eyes is worth a million"
370
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:20,660
"Your big bright eyes
are targeting billions"
371
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:26,420
"Stealthily stealing hearts,
your outfit, my dear"
372
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:31,300
"Leaving everyone awestruck,
your outfit, my dear"
373
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:36,700
"It's killing the boys,
your outfit, my dear"
374
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:39,260
"Gucci and Prada
guys are also your fan"
375
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:41,580
"All the brands want
you to promote them"
376
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:46,660
"Mesmerises even the young lads,
your outfit, my dear"
377
00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:51,660
"It's killing the boys,
your outfit, my dear"
378
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:56,900
"Leaving everyone awestruck,
your outfit, my dear"
379
00:19:56,980 --> 00:20:02,700
"It's killing the boys,
your outfit, my dear"
380
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,060
You see that?
381
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,540
He's on a roll.
382
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,940
So professor..
383
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,940
Where's your girl?
384
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,900
Where's my bro's chick?
385
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,860
I'm chatting with her.
386
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,740
She is busy with her friends.
387
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:32,060
She said she'd meet
me after the wedding.
388
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,780
Well done, bro!
389
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:41,900
She seems too busy, don't you think?
390
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,740
What the duck!
391
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,540
My bro's girl..
392
00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:52,580
Someone's getting cosy
with her behind the bushes.
393
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:53,700
Move aside.
394
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,460
- That's not her.
- That's her.
395
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:56,380
- That's not her.
- That's her.
396
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,060
- Let's go.
- No. That's not her.
397
00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,340
- Let's go.
- No. That's not her.
398
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,460
Let's go, that's her.
399
00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:01,700
- I'll beat you.
- Let's go.
400
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,940
You bloodsucking Dracula,
let go of her.
401
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,940
This is the wrong guy.
402
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,580
Your guy is over there.
403
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:11,740
That's Goldie. Let him go.
He's Chaman's brother.
404
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:12,940
Chaman's brother?
405
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:15,340
Don't you have any shame?
406
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:17,420
You are hitting on
your brother's wife?
407
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,460
Wife? What wife?
408
00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:21,140
Isn't he your husband?
409
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,900
Professor!
410
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:23,980
What is this nonsense?
411
00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:26,100
What the hell are you doing there?
412
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:28,020
Come here and handle your own mess.
413
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,460
Let it go, Rathee.
414
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,980
It's cool. It happens.
415
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:32,980
It's cool?
416
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:35,500
We aren't still that westernised,
you dunce..
417
00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:37,060
..that brothers can
take turns at this.
418
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:39,500
Can someone please tell
me what the hell is happening.
419
00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,780
Come here, professor.
420
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:43,820
I just don't understand
these Delhi girls.
421
00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:46,220
Excuse me, South Delhi.
422
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,020
I am from South Ex. Okay?
423
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:49,380
South Ex.
424
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:51,740
What are you doing here?
425
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:53,940
Speak up.
426
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:58,180
We just came here for the free food.
427
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,900
We didn't know that
it's your friend's wedding.
428
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,620
We wouldn't have come here otherwise.
429
00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:07,700
- He planned to devour the girl as well.
- No.
430
00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:10,220
You are welcome to continue
with your family drama.
431
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,180
Will you please let me go?
432
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:14,460
Madam, he is your boyfriend.
433
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:15,740
Go with him.
434
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:16,940
What boyfriend?
435
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:21,060
Weren't you and he hook.. talking?
436
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,500
Talking about?
437
00:22:22,650 --> 00:22:24,180
He's been harassing me.
438
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:26,140
He has been following me everywhere.
439
00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:28,580
He waited outside the
ladies washroom for 15 minutes.
440
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:30,540
He has been messaging me non-stop.
441
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:33,180
I replied after he sent 20 messages.
442
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:34,900
I am sick and tired of this drama.
443
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,140
I am leaving.
444
00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:37,700
Bloody hooligans.
445
00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:40,860
She's your girlfriend?
446
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,940
No, I met her at the snack stall.
447
00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:46,380
And you groped her?
448
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:53,020
You are lucky that
you are his brother.
449
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:54,860
I'd have stuffed you
in the boot and dumped you..
450
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,260
..in the middle of nowhere otherwise.
451
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:57,980
Where?
452
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,460
Sorry.
453
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,430
Sorry.
454
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:10,380
Nothing. He was just
a coward from Haryana.
455
00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:12,540
Two whacks and he learnt his lesson.
456
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,460
That girl?
457
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,980
She was poison.
458
00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:20,780
Poison.
459
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:30,180
I couldn't have a proper dinner so..
460
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:32,140
Wait, I'll serve you dinner.
461
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:37,340
- Goldie!
- Mummy!
462
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,700
Let me go.
463
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,420
Papa! Let me go, bro!
464
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:43,540
Papa!
465
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:45,460
Help me!
466
00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:47,980
Are you hurt, bro?
467
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:51,460
- You bloody..
- Help!
468
00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:54,380
- Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.
- Help me, he's going to kill me.
469
00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:55,580
Oh my God, what happened?
470
00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:57,540
- I am warning you, get down
right this minute. - What happened?
471
00:23:57,620 --> 00:23:59,460
Can't you see? He is possessed.
472
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:00,940
Yes, I am possessed.
Let me show you how.
473
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,860
You creep!
474
00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:05,540
- Shame on you!
- What are you doing?
475
00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:06,820
How dare you hit your
father with your shoes!
476
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:08,740
- Mummy, help me!
- Shut up. You too shut up.
477
00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:10,780
- You shut up. - Strange woman,
what is wrong with you?
478
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:12,340
- Stop!
- Don't turn this into a fish market!
479
00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:13,940
Why are you hitting him? Stop!
480
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:14,980
Don't fight..
481
00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:16,940
- Stop! Why did you close the door?
- Where are they?
482
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,580
- Go after them.
- Move aside.
483
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:21,140
- Stop! I am warning you.
- I'll get hurt!
484
00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:22,180
You bloody..!
485
00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:25,820
- Where are you running?
- I'll get hurt.
486
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:27,260
Stop.
487
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,300
Brother, I beg you..
488
00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:30,980
I am telling you.
Just say sorry.
489
00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:32,820
I am telling you, I'll beat you.
490
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:35,100
Stop it. Stop it.
491
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,420
Leave it.
492
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,020
Mummy..
493
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,140
- I didn't beat you yet.
- No.
494
00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:45,620
You want to consume poison? Right?
495
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:46,980
- I'll give you poison. Wait!
- No.
496
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,220
- I don't want to consume poison.
- Chaman!
497
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,340
- You want to consume poison?
- What is going on?
498
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,340
- You..
- Stop it, Chaman!
499
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:52,060
- I don't want it.
- Chaman! Chaman!
500
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:53,380
- Chaman! Let him go! Let him go!
- What are you doing?
501
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:54,500
Let him go! Come on.
502
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,620
- What are you doing? Let him go!
- I am warning you.
503
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,180
Shameless! Rascal!
504
00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,700
- Come here.
- What happened? Tell me?
505
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,550
- What happened?
- He's a bloody pervert.
506
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,040
What's this commotion about
in the middle of the night?
507
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:05,100
- What's going on, Mr. Kohli?
- What is going to happen?
508
00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,620
Can't you see we
are getting embarrassed?
509
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,660
- Do you want to embarrass us
in front of the society? - Stop it.
510
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,260
- Come down. - We've been staying in
Rajouri since three generations.
511
00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:13,300
At least take your forefathers'
reputation into consideration.
512
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,820
Get down before you dent the car!
513
00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,380
He has already caused a lot of dents.
514
00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:18,420
Stop it.
515
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,640
At least tell us what
happened between you two.
516
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:22,820
Speak up.
517
00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:24,540
Ask him.
518
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,300
Chaman, tell us what happened.
519
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:31,700
- Speak up.
- Tell us.
520
00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:35,100
Strange fellow. He just left.
You tell us.
521
00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:44,020
How much for the taro root?
522
00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:46,380
- 15 for a quarter of a kilo.
- Okay.
523
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:47,380
Hello.
524
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:48,260
Mr. Kohli?
525
00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:52,860
He is 30, right?
526
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,340
- Chaman?
- Yes.
527
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,480
There is a lot of
fire within at this age.
528
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,100
Do you understand?
529
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:02,460
So, he might go to different
places to find relief.
530
00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:03,900
You know at those kinds of places?
531
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,860
He could get AIDS.
532
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,420
That's why rapes happen.
Because of frustration.
533
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,460
Oh come on, sister.
534
00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:09,820
- Who says such things?
- Shut up.
535
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,070
I am talking to him.
536
00:26:11,150 --> 00:26:16,820
I mean we should find a solution
before something untoward happens.
537
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:19,180
We will need to find a solution.
538
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:22,080
I'll go find a solution.
539
00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:25,620
Hurry up.
540
00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:29,300
Testosterone, medication..
541
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:31,190
Release..
542
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:33,740
What have you been blabbering since
morning? What do you plan to discuss?
543
00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:36,300
You won't understand,
let me handle this.
544
00:26:37,070 --> 00:26:39,060
But what are you about to do?
545
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:42,020
Do my duty as a father.
546
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:43,620
Do you understand?
547
00:26:50,390 --> 00:26:51,940
May I come in, son?
548
00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:53,460
Do you need to ask?
549
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,060
Yes, right!
550
00:26:57,980 --> 00:27:00,060
Gulab Jamun (Sweets) for you.
551
00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:03,620
Good.
552
00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:05,060
Good.
553
00:27:06,770 --> 00:27:07,860
What is it?
554
00:27:08,090 --> 00:27:09,700
Nothing.
555
00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:12,300
I thought we should
have a father-son talk.
556
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,740
- A father-son talk?
- Yes.
557
00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:15,260
What kind of a talk is that?
558
00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:18,540
Son, I should have
had this talk 12 years ago.
559
00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:20,820
I am a little late,
but better late than never.
560
00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:22,940
What are you talking about?
561
00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:26,460
Look son, I was 24 when I got married.
562
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:29,020
Before that, I used to go
for strolls in the neighbourhood.
563
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,500
You will soon turn 31.
564
00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:32,780
Your body is filled
with.. what is it called?
565
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:33,860
Tes..
566
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:36,660
Give me a minute. I forgot.
567
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,860
I had memorised everything,
but I forgot. Wait.
568
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:42,420
Tes-tos-terone.
569
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,140
Yes. There are a few elements..
570
00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,300
- Papa, please, I know.
- I know that you know.
571
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,940
But you don't know that when
their numbers start increasing..
572
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:51,580
..you feel a strange fire. Yes.
573
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:52,980
- Fire?
- Yes.
574
00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,020
Are you feeling alright?
575
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:56,740
Why are you saying
such strange things?
576
00:27:56,820 --> 00:27:58,940
This isn't strange.
This is correct education.
577
00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:04,580
It is because of this that you
wanted to crack open Goldie's skull.
578
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:05,460
Papa, stop this.
579
00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:07,380
You know how worried
we are because of you?
580
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:11,060
You scared us yesterday. We
thought you'd do some serious damage.
581
00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:13,580
- What have I damaged?
- No, you haven't.
582
00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:15,340
You actually cannot.
583
00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:16,740
But you will be forced by them to.
584
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:17,780
- Yes.
- Who them?
585
00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:21,020
The testo-tentrone.
586
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,740
- What testentrone?
- The testentron..
587
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:26,540
Whatever it's called.
Show me your phone.
588
00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:27,860
Wait.
589
00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:29,220
Where is it?
590
00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:31,620
Here it is. Have a look.
591
00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:35,900
- Tinder?
- Yes, Tinder.
592
00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:38,780
Learn to take full
advantage of technology.
593
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:42,900
30-year-old virgin boy orders
Gulab Jamun (sweets) online.
594
00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:45,340
I am not a virgin.
You can have it checked if you want.
595
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:46,700
Have it checked, yeah right!
596
00:28:46,780 --> 00:28:47,900
I am your father. I know everything.
597
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:48,780
Mummy!
598
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,140
Are you crazy?
599
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:53,540
Oh man, they are all going crazy.
600
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,500
Raj, any other place?
601
00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:03,140
Perhaps where your friend,
brother, cousin fell in love?
602
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:04,820
In office.
603
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:06,260
- In office?
- Yes.
604
00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:09,460
Sir, maximum number of my
friends fell in love in office.
605
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:12,820
You work together, you talk,
you mingle. That's it.
606
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:15,700
There are so many
female teachers here..
607
00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:17,980
..but all the male
teachers are dumbos.
608
00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:20,300
College closes at four.
609
00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:23,460
You can easily go out for tea,
coffee or a movie and get the girl.
610
00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:25,220
- Really?
- Yes.
611
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:36,940
So guys, you need to understand that
law of diminishing marginal utility..
612
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:39,380
..is the most important
law of business.
613
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,580
You guys didn't
understand the concept?
614
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,780
What is so difficult
about this concept?
615
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:48,460
It's the simplest law of economics.
616
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:51,900
I'll give a test on this
concept tomorrow, alright?
617
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:53,660
Are you guys ready for that?
618
00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:55,660
You don't understand..
619
00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:27,100
- Madam.
- Thank you.
620
00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:29,540
Sir..
621
00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:33,980
They call this leave encashment?
622
00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:36,100
I wonder when this
probation period will end.
623
00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:38,500
Don't stress over it.
It will end soon.
624
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:41,580
If it doesn't happen soon,
I'll get married.
625
00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:44,140
I'm soon going to turn 30.
I have waited enough.
626
00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:47,980
Madam!
Ekta, what are you doing this evening?
627
00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,060
After college?
628
00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:50,780
Nothing. I'll be going home.
629
00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:54,460
I was wondering,
can we go out for a cup of coffee?
630
00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:58,660
Yes, I heard the canteen
guy brought a new coffee machine.
631
00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:03,020
- He did?
- Yes.
632
00:31:04,420 --> 00:31:07,540
No I meant,
can we go out in the evening?
633
00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:09,740
For a movie, for dinner?
634
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:10,940
If you're free.
635
00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:14,260
Sir, I already have a
plan tonight with my boyfriend.
636
00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:21,660
Not a problem. Next time.
637
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,500
Okay.
638
00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:30,740
Renu madam,
what time is the staff meeting?
639
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:33,140
- At 3:00 p.m. sir.
- At three?
640
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,500
They have a meeting every
week for no reason at all.
641
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:41,540
I was wondering,
can we go out in the evening?
642
00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:43,020
Maybe to Cannaught Place?
643
00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:45,660
Not possible, sir.
644
00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:47,540
Someone's coming over to see me today.
645
00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:48,980
So you know, I'll have
to make arrangements and stuff.
646
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,340
I know.
647
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:52,380
Is it confirmed?
648
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:53,660
Yes.
649
00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:56,900
Are you coming along?
650
00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:58,980
No, you go ahead. I have some work.
651
00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:00,660
Okay. See you.
652
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:07,700
Did you get the lecture
schedule for the second year?
653
00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:09,940
No, I already enquired.
654
00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:12,380
- Late as usual.
- Right.
655
00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:16,660
The new English teacher.
656
00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:18,580
- He is so handsome.
- Indeed.
657
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,980
"Everyone is awed at the sight"
658
00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:07,560
"This moon shines bright"
659
00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:16,530
500, 1000..
Keep it down.
660
00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:21,530
500, 1000, 1500..
Around 4000 I think.
661
00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:23,610
You'll need 4000 grafts.
662
00:33:23,690 --> 00:33:25,450
- Grafts?
- Yes.
663
00:33:25,650 --> 00:33:28,210
- Hair roots.
- Whose hair?
664
00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:30,130
Yours, of course.
665
00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:32,050
Don't worry,
we'll collect from behind.
666
00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:34,650
Behind where?
667
00:33:35,450 --> 00:33:37,130
The back of your head.
668
00:33:37,970 --> 00:33:41,530
If we still fall short, we'll take
more from your beard, chest, armpits..
669
00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:45,450
Don't worry, we will manage.
670
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,050
This is quite complicated.
671
00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:48,770
It only sounds complicated.
672
00:33:48,850 --> 00:33:50,970
It's quite easy. I do it every day.
673
00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:52,210
It's quite simple.
674
00:33:54,570 --> 00:33:56,130
Don't look up there.
675
00:33:56,210 --> 00:33:58,370
I lost them after I turned 45.
676
00:33:58,890 --> 00:34:02,090
Young guys like you need hair.
677
00:34:03,010 --> 00:34:05,010
No hair, no girl.
678
00:34:06,930 --> 00:34:11,290
It's 150 per graft,
so it comes to around 600,000 rupees.
679
00:34:11,370 --> 00:34:12,850
600,000!
680
00:34:13,210 --> 00:34:16,290
Doctor, this isn't cancer
that I'd spend so much.
681
00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:18,610
I'm on a tight budget.
682
00:34:19,450 --> 00:34:21,090
We'll get you a loan.
683
00:34:21,170 --> 00:34:23,650
You can pay in 12 easy instalments.
684
00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,810
It'll be 60,000 per month.
685
00:34:25,890 --> 00:34:28,530
That's almost my monthly salary.
686
00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:30,890
How about something cheaper?
687
00:34:31,730 --> 00:34:33,530
I'll prescribe some pills then.
688
00:34:34,290 --> 00:34:36,090
You'll have to have them lifelong.
689
00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:37,530
Is it safe?
690
00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:39,130
Almost.
691
00:34:39,770 --> 00:34:46,010
One out of every 200 might
get partial or full impotency.
692
00:34:48,290 --> 00:34:49,290
Side effect.
693
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,250
My odds have always been bad.
694
00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:54,570
Any other option?
695
00:34:54,850 --> 00:34:56,170
Then..
696
00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:59,210
There is just one option left.
697
00:34:59,570 --> 00:35:00,570
What?
698
00:35:20,650 --> 00:35:24,770
"You shouldn't hide your beauty,
my love"
699
00:35:27,650 --> 00:35:31,290
"You shouldn't hide your beauty,
my love"
700
00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:34,770
"You shouldn't make
the boys suffer, my love"
701
00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:39,770
"You will have to
pick someone eventually"
702
00:35:39,850 --> 00:35:43,250
"Pray, will you marry me?"
703
00:35:43,330 --> 00:35:44,970
Dharam, recite the poem.
704
00:35:45,370 --> 00:35:49,010
"The desire for revolution
lies in our hearts"
705
00:35:49,090 --> 00:35:52,210
"Let us see what strength
lies in the executioner's arms"
706
00:35:52,290 --> 00:35:59,290
[reciting poem]
707
00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:02,250
"When the time comes,
we shall show thee, O heaven"
708
00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:05,410
"For why should we tell thee now,
what lurks in our hearts?"
709
00:36:05,490 --> 00:36:08,930
[reciting poem]
710
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,370
What a relief.
711
00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:29,210
Sir, I just wanted to say you
shouldn't take this to your heart.
712
00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:32,850
These idle hooligans
have nothing else to do.
713
00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:34,730
Take care of yourself.
714
00:38:35,090 --> 00:38:36,530
And don't stress over this.
715
00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:38,930
Okay? I'll leave.
716
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,810
Bye, sir. Take care.
717
00:39:09,270 --> 00:39:11,480
Hi sir, are you okay?
718
00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:13,570
Take care of yourself.
719
00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:15,700
Oh Chaman Kohli.
720
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,350
Hi! I'm fine. Thank you.
721
00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:49,050
Hi, sir.
722
00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:50,290
Hi.
723
00:39:50,610 --> 00:39:53,210
Sir, should I address
you as sir or as Chaman?
724
00:39:54,090 --> 00:39:56,370
No, I'll call you Chomu.
725
00:39:57,650 --> 00:39:58,730
What is it?
726
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,570
You are a first year student, right?
727
00:40:01,970 --> 00:40:04,890
- Yes.
- What if someone sees us together?
728
00:40:05,290 --> 00:40:08,850
Oh come on, Chomu! Can't
a professor and a student be friends?
729
00:40:08,930 --> 00:40:10,930
Anyway, I don't think
that you are too old.
730
00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,050
How old are you?
731
00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:17,290
- 30.
- 30?
732
00:40:17,490 --> 00:40:18,610
I'm 20.
733
00:40:18,810 --> 00:40:19,930
Close enough.
734
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:22,290
Let's go.
735
00:40:23,610 --> 00:40:25,370
- Come on!
- Okay.
736
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:32,450
You know our college's crowd.
737
00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:35,090
All the boys are so creepy.
738
00:40:35,170 --> 00:40:39,890
I like sensible, mature men.
739
00:40:40,530 --> 00:40:42,650
You don't need to wear a wig.
740
00:40:42,730 --> 00:40:44,290
You look good just the way you are.
741
00:40:44,370 --> 00:40:45,970
You look like 'The Rock'!
742
00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:47,450
Yes.
743
00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:08,050
"Bowled over.."
744
00:41:08,130 --> 00:41:11,610
"My heart's lost to you"
745
00:41:12,050 --> 00:41:17,490
"A look, and I fell
head over heels for you"
746
00:41:18,010 --> 00:41:20,610
"So beautiful and well bloomed"
747
00:41:20,690 --> 00:41:23,450
"Have come directly from the moon?"
748
00:41:24,130 --> 00:41:25,570
"So beautiful and well bloomed"
749
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,090
"Have come directly from the moon?"
750
00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:30,290
"Sometimes you seem
too good to be true"
751
00:41:30,370 --> 00:41:36,410
"Twinkle-twinkle,
my eyes sparkle when they see you"
752
00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:42,450
"Twinkle-twinkle, my eyes.."
753
00:41:42,530 --> 00:41:48,410
"Twinkle-twinkle,
my eyes sparkle when they see you"
754
00:41:48,490 --> 00:41:54,690
"Twinkle-twinkle, my eyes.."
755
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:09,290
You know I am only one who
is still single in my friend circle?
756
00:42:10,290 --> 00:42:11,570
Don't worry.
757
00:42:11,650 --> 00:42:13,770
Everyone finds someone.
Nandu did too.
758
00:42:13,850 --> 00:42:15,570
- Nandu who?
- My driver.
759
00:42:17,170 --> 00:42:18,010
Right.
760
00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:22,050
It's too early for you to
even think about marriage, right?
761
00:42:22,450 --> 00:42:24,610
Hello! Who says so?
762
00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:27,410
My mom was 17 when she got married.
763
00:42:27,490 --> 00:42:29,730
Therefore,
I am already three years late.
764
00:42:29,810 --> 00:42:31,330
You are still in the first year.
765
00:42:31,490 --> 00:42:32,570
So?
766
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,330
Does the college
expel married students?
767
00:42:36,130 --> 00:42:39,690
My mother completed her
graduation after marriage.
768
00:42:40,610 --> 00:42:43,530
- "Oh my love, my dove.."
- Really?
769
00:42:43,610 --> 00:42:46,610
"Your eyes have me floored"
770
00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:49,370
"Oh my agile butterfly.."
771
00:42:49,450 --> 00:42:52,450
"For you my heart soars"
772
00:42:52,530 --> 00:42:55,490
"We are meant to be together,
that's my only respite"
773
00:42:55,570 --> 00:42:58,450
"I feel fortunate
to have you in my life"
774
00:42:58,530 --> 00:43:01,450
"We are meant to be together,
that's my only respite"
775
00:43:01,530 --> 00:43:04,490
"I feel fortunate
to have you in my life"
776
00:43:04,570 --> 00:43:07,130
"So beautiful and well bloomed"
777
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,370
"Have come directly from the moon?"
778
00:43:10,530 --> 00:43:12,010
"So beautiful and well bloomed"
779
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,530
"Have come directly from the moon?"
780
00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:16,770
"Sometimes you seem
too good to be true"
781
00:43:16,850 --> 00:43:22,810
"Twinkle-twinkle,
my eyes sparkle when they see you"
782
00:43:22,890 --> 00:43:28,810
"Twinkle-twinkle, my eyes.."
783
00:43:28,890 --> 00:43:34,890
"Twinkle-twinkle,
my eyes sparkle when they see you"
784
00:43:34,970 --> 00:43:41,210
"Twinkle-twinkle, my eyes.."
785
00:43:49,410 --> 00:43:50,410
'Tara?'
786
00:43:50,810 --> 00:43:52,050
'Madamji.'
787
00:43:54,970 --> 00:43:55,930
'She is a Muslim.'
788
00:43:56,010 --> 00:43:57,530
'She is ours to take.'
789
00:43:57,610 --> 00:43:58,850
'No one will touch her.'
790
00:43:58,930 --> 00:44:02,850
'We do all the hard work
and you want to keep the spoils?'
791
00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:04,850
- 'Move aside.
- Like I said, if..'
792
00:44:05,170 --> 00:44:06,210
Chaman.
793
00:44:07,730 --> 00:44:09,570
I was wondering..
794
00:44:09,650 --> 00:44:14,290
..should we delete
your profile in shaadi.com?
795
00:44:16,810 --> 00:44:18,610
You have already found a girl.
796
00:44:19,170 --> 00:44:22,010
We know.
Goldie saw you two together.
797
00:44:25,050 --> 00:44:26,690
Why don't you tell us who she is?
798
00:44:28,690 --> 00:44:30,610
Tell us who she is.
799
00:44:33,490 --> 00:44:35,090
Is she even for real?
800
00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:36,330
She is!
801
00:44:36,650 --> 00:44:37,530
Now just don't shooting
questions at me.
802
00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:38,890
"Who she is?
What does she do? What's her name?"
803
00:44:38,970 --> 00:44:41,250
"What's her caste? What do
her parents do? How old is she?"
804
00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:42,290
Please.
805
00:44:45,370 --> 00:44:47,690
'So, she is a Muslim?'
806
00:44:51,290 --> 00:44:52,730
'There, now she is a Sikh.'
807
00:44:53,330 --> 00:44:59,010
'If anyone even looks at her,
I swear, I'll behead him.'
808
00:44:59,810 --> 00:45:02,050
- What did I say wrong?
- How would I know?
809
00:45:02,490 --> 00:45:06,290
They are responsible for this..
those 'testentrone'.
810
00:45:41,330 --> 00:45:42,570
Hi.
811
00:45:45,690 --> 00:45:46,930
What's wrong?
812
00:45:47,890 --> 00:45:49,050
All good?
813
00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:52,650
Tests begin in four days.
814
00:45:52,730 --> 00:45:54,170
I'm going to flunk.
815
00:45:55,090 --> 00:45:56,690
Aaina, you didn't
prepare for the tests?
816
00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:02,250
Grandma wasn't keeping well.
817
00:46:02,770 --> 00:46:03,570
Oh.
818
00:46:03,810 --> 00:46:05,930
I just couldn't concentrate
on my studies this semester.
819
00:46:06,410 --> 00:46:07,970
I need to cover five
subjects in four days.
820
00:46:08,050 --> 00:46:11,610
Even if I do a subject a day,
I'll have to skip one.
821
00:46:15,210 --> 00:46:17,930
You are preparing the test
questions this semester, right?
822
00:46:20,050 --> 00:46:20,890
Yes.
823
00:46:25,890 --> 00:46:27,050
Chomu..
824
00:46:28,770 --> 00:46:31,690
If I could get a few questions..
825
00:46:31,930 --> 00:46:34,210
No Aaina, I cannot do that.
826
00:46:34,290 --> 00:46:36,250
I'll fail, Chomu.
827
00:46:36,330 --> 00:46:38,610
Why do you treat
me like other students?
828
00:46:38,970 --> 00:46:40,930
Am I not special to you?
829
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:43,330
You are very special.
830
00:46:43,730 --> 00:46:46,970
But.. I cannot leak
the question paper.
831
00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:51,530
Let me teach you.
832
00:46:51,610 --> 00:46:53,210
There is no time.
833
00:46:53,290 --> 00:46:54,610
There is a lot of time.
834
00:46:54,690 --> 00:46:55,610
No, there isn't.
835
00:46:55,690 --> 00:46:57,810
Just give me the five
important questions.
836
00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:00,370
The test only has five questions.
837
00:47:00,930 --> 00:47:01,690
Oh.
838
00:47:02,490 --> 00:47:05,050
Then give me 10.
I'll be prepared, I promise.
839
00:47:05,130 --> 00:47:07,130
- Aaina..
- Please, Chomu.
840
00:47:07,210 --> 00:47:09,290
Please let me know.
841
00:47:09,650 --> 00:47:11,370
Please. Please let me know.
842
00:47:11,450 --> 00:47:14,810
Would you want me to flunk the tests?
843
00:47:15,770 --> 00:47:16,530
No?
844
00:47:17,810 --> 00:47:18,450
Please?
845
00:47:18,730 --> 00:47:21,130
Chomu, please?
Please let me know.
846
00:47:34,330 --> 00:47:35,370
Look into your own paper.
847
00:48:04,610 --> 00:48:07,290
Sister-in-law's cheating!
848
00:48:07,650 --> 00:48:08,930
Silence!
849
00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:11,050
Nobody will talk.
850
00:48:11,130 --> 00:48:12,370
If anybody talks..
851
00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:15,570
..that body, another body,
both the bodies will be thrown out.
852
00:48:21,770 --> 00:48:22,690
Sir.
853
00:48:22,930 --> 00:48:23,770
Done.
854
00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:28,530
Thanks, Choms.
855
00:48:58,650 --> 00:48:59,610
Where are you from?
856
00:49:08,970 --> 00:49:09,810
Aaina?
857
00:49:11,370 --> 00:49:12,890
Good afternoon, sir.
858
00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:17,170
Good afternoon.
859
00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:18,890
What is it, sir?
860
00:49:20,010 --> 00:49:22,050
May I talk to you?
861
00:49:23,570 --> 00:49:24,930
Hop in, babes.
862
00:49:26,610 --> 00:49:27,450
Sir?
863
00:49:28,690 --> 00:49:30,850
I'm getting late.
I need to get home.
864
00:49:31,450 --> 00:49:32,610
Bye, sir.
865
00:49:33,490 --> 00:49:34,610
Bye, guys.
866
00:49:43,930 --> 00:49:45,520
Who is this baldie?
867
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,500
Our Hindi Professor.
868
00:50:58,370 --> 00:50:59,850
Beautiful!
869
00:51:00,370 --> 00:51:02,210
- Open the door.
- Coming, mummy!
870
00:51:11,290 --> 00:51:18,690
[reciting poem]
871
00:51:19,370 --> 00:51:20,810
Tinder! Tinder! Tinder!
872
00:51:22,730 --> 00:51:23,890
You donkey fellow!
873
00:51:32,970 --> 00:51:35,770
[reciting poem]
874
00:51:36,090 --> 00:51:37,850
Professor's on Tinder!
875
00:51:37,930 --> 00:51:41,050
Professor is a womaniser!
Professor is a womaniser!
876
00:51:41,450 --> 00:51:43,370
Professor's on Tinder!
877
00:52:08,010 --> 00:52:09,450
- Hello?
- Hello?
878
00:52:09,730 --> 00:52:12,370
Where are you?
Where have you reached?
879
00:52:12,450 --> 00:52:15,210
- I can't locate you.
- I have reached.
880
00:52:15,290 --> 00:52:16,810
Where are you exactly?
881
00:52:16,890 --> 00:52:18,570
Under the dome.
882
00:52:19,290 --> 00:52:21,770
There are a lot of domes here.
Which one?
883
00:52:21,850 --> 00:52:24,370
Under the big dome.
884
00:52:25,890 --> 00:52:27,890
No, I still can't locate you.
885
00:52:28,290 --> 00:52:32,610
There's a bald guy standing there
wearing a white shirt with black pants.
886
00:52:32,690 --> 00:52:35,050
Where exactly are you?
887
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:59,080
Sorry, I couldn't make
out from the picture posted.
888
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:02,400
'I wouldn't have showed up
if he had posted a full body shot.'
889
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,090
'Like I would have if I'd
seen the buffalo that you are.'
890
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,000
'Fat people should compulsorily
post a full body shot.'
891
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,520
You too shouldn't have
posted a close up picture..
892
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,560
So, what brought you to Tinder?
893
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,400
I mean, did you want
a girlfriend or a hook-up?
894
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,200
A wife.
895
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,480
'Is he insane?'
896
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,240
'Who goes hunting for a wife on Tinder?'
897
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,320
Why are you on Tinder?
898
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,440
Well, I just had a breakup
so I thought about checking it out.
899
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:31,520
Perhaps, I might find someone.
900
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,720
Perhaps, I might end up liking someone.
901
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,000
Why Tinder?
902
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,440
Why not try the traditional route?
903
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,480
'You are an oldie!'
'Your son is an oldie and a baldie!'
904
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,200
I tried, but I didn't like any.
905
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,880
There is a shortage
of good girls these days.
906
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,320
I am not someone who compromises.
907
00:53:54,410 --> 00:53:55,850
'You won't compromise?'
908
00:53:55,930 --> 00:53:57,930
'You are a compromise.'
909
00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:00,210
They are not that hard to find.
910
00:54:04,310 --> 00:54:05,770
Why did you breakup?
911
00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:12,210
I wanted to say something.
912
00:54:12,290 --> 00:54:13,370
Go ahead.
913
00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:19,180
Sandy's birthday party.. - It was fun!
914
00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:21,060
Your family is so sweet.
915
00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:24,460
Your mummy, papa, uncles and aunts..
916
00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:27,340
First, I was in love with you.
Now, I am in love with your family.
917
00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:30,820
So my family..
918
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:32,140
Agreed to get us married?
919
00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:33,620
No.
920
00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:38,380
They aren't happy
about this relationship.
921
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:41,460
They said..
922
00:54:41,980 --> 00:54:44,380
..we don't make a good couple.
923
00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:47,820
You look elder than me.
924
00:54:48,060 --> 00:54:52,300
You are a little.. not little,
too much on the heavier side?
925
00:54:57,180 --> 00:54:59,460
That's why I keep asking
you to gain some weight.
926
00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:00,980
You are so lanky.
927
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,540
Start having a couple
of bananas every day.
928
00:55:04,620 --> 00:55:07,380
And assorted breads with
loads of butter on them.
929
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:09,100
And please don't cook
them in olive oil and stuff..
930
00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:10,380
Oh please.
931
00:55:11,260 --> 00:55:13,300
I am not lanky, you are fat.
932
00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:18,100
My parents don't want
their daughter-in-law to be..
933
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:22,860
Before we end up getting more hurt..
934
00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:25,020
Let's breakup now.
935
00:55:26,150 --> 00:55:27,150
Excuse me ma'am.
936
00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:41,500
Excuse me,
could you box this pastry up for me?
937
00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:44,980
Why did you breakup?
938
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:50,060
Well.. it just didn't work out.
939
00:55:50,140 --> 00:55:51,700
He was too dumb.
940
00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,260
His brains were stuck here.
941
00:55:53,740 --> 00:55:55,740
He used to have 50 boiled eggs in a day.
942
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:58,020
I wonder where they all went.
He didn't have a good body.
943
00:55:58,100 --> 00:56:00,220
Anyways, what do you teach?
944
00:56:00,580 --> 00:56:01,380
Hindi.
945
00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:02,500
Hindi?
946
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:05,740
It must be quite a boring job,
I mean, being a Hindi lecturer?
947
00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:06,820
Boring?
948
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:08,580
It's boring to be a lecturer?
949
00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:10,180
Hindi.
950
00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:11,900
What's wrong with teaching Hindi?
951
00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:13,140
What do you do?
952
00:56:14,540 --> 00:56:16,380
I'm a bridal makeup artist.
953
00:56:16,780 --> 00:56:19,500
But I have taken a break,
so I am at home these days.
954
00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:21,260
It's boring to stay at home.
955
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:23,060
It's not boring to be a Hindi lecturer.
956
00:56:24,450 --> 00:56:25,900
'He's such a grouch.'
957
00:56:26,140 --> 00:56:27,820
'I don't want to date this baldie.'
958
00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:30,420
'This fatso is so crude.'
959
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:34,580
'I wouldn't marry her even if
she is the last girl left in the world.'
960
00:56:36,020 --> 00:56:37,820
'How do I say no to him?'
961
00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:39,540
'How do I get out of here?'
962
00:56:41,740 --> 00:56:43,140
We can be friends.
963
00:56:43,220 --> 00:56:44,020
Yes!
964
00:56:44,210 --> 00:56:45,460
Right!
Good friends.
965
00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:46,620
Great friends.
966
00:56:46,980 --> 00:56:48,020
I'll call you.
967
00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:49,260
I'll drop in a message on Facebook.
968
00:56:49,340 --> 00:56:50,100
Okay.
969
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:52,700
- Bye.
- Bye.
970
00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:05,820
Auto.
971
00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:07,840
- Mayur Vihar?
- No.
972
00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:32,980
Can I drop you somewhere?
973
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:36,980
Could you drop me to the Metro Station?
974
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:38,260
Fine.
975
00:57:44,870 --> 00:57:45,580
Hold on.
976
00:57:56,860 --> 00:57:57,780
- Ready?
- Yes.
977
00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:23,460
- She is badly hurt.
- Bed six, bed six.
978
00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:24,940
- Where is he? - There.
- Chaman.
979
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:26,740
Oh my God, what happened?
980
00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:28,060
Are you alright?
981
00:58:28,140 --> 00:58:30,180
- I've just sprained my wrist a little.
- Your pants are torn.
982
00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:31,820
Everything else is fine?
983
00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:32,660
Yes.
984
00:58:32,820 --> 00:58:33,660
Hello.
985
00:58:34,460 --> 00:58:35,820
I'm Apsara's dad.
986
00:58:36,140 --> 00:58:37,180
Apsara's mom.
987
00:58:38,820 --> 00:58:42,700
They were together
when they had an accident.
988
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:43,980
Meaning?
989
00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:45,340
They were together.
990
00:58:46,220 --> 00:58:46,980
Oh.
991
00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:49,180
- Hello.
- Hello.
992
00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:51,420
I'm his mother.
993
00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:52,740
His father.
994
00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:54,700
- Hello, sister.
- Hello.
995
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:56,740
- Hello, auntie. Hello, uncle.
- Hello dear.
996
00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:58,540
Oh no.
997
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:01,500
This looks bad.
998
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:04,420
No, it's just ligament tear.
999
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,060
How did this happen?
1000
00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:09,300
Well, he lost the balance of the scooter.
1001
00:59:10,540 --> 00:59:12,700
Chaman never drives it well.
1002
00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:14,420
He almost made me fall a couple of times.
1003
00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:16,420
- I drive carefully.
- Shut up.
1004
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:18,660
'Take a good look at her.'
1005
00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:21,100
'What makes you think
she can ride pillion?'
1006
00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:22,740
It's your fault.
1007
00:59:22,820 --> 00:59:25,420
I've told you a thousand
times to let Chaman take the car.
1008
00:59:25,780 --> 00:59:28,740
He has a social life.
He'll make good use of the car.
1009
00:59:32,660 --> 00:59:35,100
So, when are they getting discharged?
1010
00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:37,420
He's getting discharged today.
1011
00:59:37,620 --> 00:59:40,300
They will keep Apsara
under observation for a day.
1012
00:59:42,380 --> 00:59:42,980
Wait.
1013
00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:45,820
- Chaman will stay here with her.
- Yes.
1014
00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:46,580
What?
1015
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:49,460
No sister, I'm here for her.
1016
00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:51,420
No, sister.
He is the one who caused this.
1017
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:52,980
- So, he's the one who will
look after her. - Yes.
1018
00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:56,660
- No, I mean we cannot
give him the trouble. - Yes.
1019
00:59:56,940 --> 00:59:58,220
- No.
- No, it's no trouble.
1020
00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,820
It's better to have a man
to do the running around if required.
1021
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:02,020
- Yes. - You'll stay.
Do you understand?
1022
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,700
Sir, please clear the bill.
1023
01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:05,580
- Okay.
- Let's go.
1024
01:00:05,660 --> 01:00:07,060
- Should I come along?
- Yes.
1025
01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:08,020
I'll be right back.
1026
01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:11,500
- Let's go, sister.
- Come on.
1027
01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,180
Thank God are kids are fine.
1028
01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:15,060
Yes, sister.
1029
01:00:15,140 --> 01:00:17,300
And look at how God
conspired to get us together.
1030
01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:18,180
- I swear.
- Yes.
1031
01:00:18,260 --> 01:00:20,460
Kids these days don't
tell their parents anything.
1032
01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:22,100
- Chaman had given us a hint.
- Okay.
1033
01:00:22,340 --> 01:00:23,700
- But he didn't give
us any details. - Okay.
1034
01:00:23,780 --> 01:00:24,820
- He is shy that way.
- I see.
1035
01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:29,260
- No..
- No need, Mr. Kohli.
1036
01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:31,260
Don't embarrass me like this.
1037
01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:32,860
- No way. I have change.
- Same here.
1038
01:00:32,940 --> 01:00:34,980
During the phase of demonetisation,
you need..
1039
01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:36,620
- No, please.
- You can ask Ms. Shweta here.
1040
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:38,260
- We are frequent this place.
- Please let me clear the bill.
1041
01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:38,900
We are regulars here.
1042
01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:40,380
Please let me clear the bill.
1043
01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:42,180
- I'm begging you.
- Please don't do that.
1044
01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:44,660
That's so unfair. Please don't do this.
1045
01:00:44,740 --> 01:00:47,380
Chaman caused that fall
so he should pay the bill.
1046
01:00:47,980 --> 01:00:49,820
Let's spilt the bill then.
1047
01:00:49,940 --> 01:00:52,260
Let me contribute a little. Here.
1048
01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:53,500
- Here.
- Here you go.
1049
01:00:53,580 --> 01:00:55,180
We are done.
What are you doing?
1050
01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:56,020
Take this back.
1051
01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:58,420
Thank God that your daughter is healthy.
1052
01:00:58,500 --> 01:00:59,980
You know I too fell over once.
1053
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:04,220
Doctor said my bones didn't
break because of my body fat.
1054
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:07,660
Well, Apsara has a slow metabolism.
1055
01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:08,820
Slow what?
1056
01:01:08,900 --> 01:01:13,500
The way her bodies processes
the food she eats is a little off.
1057
01:01:13,580 --> 01:01:15,940
- Okay.
- She eats less than us.
1058
01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:18,100
Tell me, who eats just
two Parathas (stuffed bread)?
1059
01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:19,140
No one.
1060
01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:22,100
That's my weak spot as well.
1061
01:01:22,180 --> 01:01:22,820
Really?
1062
01:01:22,900 --> 01:01:24,460
I faced the same problem
just day before yesterday.
1063
01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:25,860
I made four Parathas.
1064
01:01:25,940 --> 01:01:26,900
Cauliflower is in season these days.
1065
01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:28,660
So I thought why not eat them.
They taste so good.
1066
01:01:28,740 --> 01:01:32,180
Chaman's father just
wouldn't stop taunting me.
1067
01:01:32,660 --> 01:01:34,380
I ended up having just three of them.
1068
01:01:34,660 --> 01:01:35,300
I don't eat much, you see.
1069
01:01:35,380 --> 01:01:36,140
- Really?
- True.
1070
01:01:40,980 --> 01:01:41,820
Mummy?
1071
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:46,340
Mummy?
1072
01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:48,420
Mummy?
1073
01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:57,100
What happened?
1074
01:01:59,060 --> 01:01:59,980
Where's my mom?
1075
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:01,380
She's asleep.
1076
01:02:01,780 --> 01:02:02,660
Do you want anything?
1077
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:06,220
Well, actually..
1078
01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:22,260
Chaman.
1079
01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:23,900
I'm hungry.
1080
01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:25,380
I'll go get something.
1081
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:27,020
Can I come with you?
1082
01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:28,580
I'm bored.
1083
01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:30,700
Doesn't your leg hurt?
1084
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:31,980
Please.
1085
01:02:33,460 --> 01:02:37,580
I know this is stupid,
but I am having a lot of fun.
1086
01:02:38,340 --> 01:02:39,920
Of course, I am doing all the hard work.
1087
01:02:40,710 --> 01:02:42,010
You are doing exercise.
1088
01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:46,340
Why are you so happy?
1089
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:48,940
Five year ago,
in the last year of graduation..
1090
01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:51,380
..I had sneaked out just
like this to have noodles.
1091
01:02:51,740 --> 01:02:55,300
It was the last exam so all my friends
had come to the hostel for group study.
1092
01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:57,300
The only difference was
that we had booze instead of this.
1093
01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:59,300
A night before the exam?
1094
01:02:59,380 --> 01:02:59,940
Yes.
1095
01:03:00,220 --> 01:03:02,740
It was the last day of college.
That's the least we could do.
1096
01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:06,540
Actually,
this is my first hospitalisation.
1097
01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:08,260
Have you ever been hospitalised?
1098
01:03:08,340 --> 01:03:08,820
No.
1099
01:03:09,740 --> 01:03:10,460
New experience.
1100
01:03:10,660 --> 01:03:11,780
New experience?
1101
01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:13,340
Be grateful, it wasn't anything serious.
1102
01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:17,020
There is always a reason
behind everything in life.
1103
01:03:17,380 --> 01:03:20,100
There is always something good in it,
we just don't see it.
1104
01:03:20,260 --> 01:03:21,700
What can be good in an accident?
1105
01:03:21,820 --> 01:03:23,100
We will learn that later.
1106
01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:25,500
Like if not for the accident..
1107
01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:28,180
..we wouldn't be having noodles
and tea in the middle of the night.
1108
01:03:28,260 --> 01:03:29,140
Talking like this.
1109
01:03:29,220 --> 01:03:31,620
We wouldn't have experienced
the wheelchair ride.
1110
01:03:32,340 --> 01:03:32,860
True.
1111
01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:35,220
Tell me something.
1112
01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:36,860
Why an arranged marriage?
1113
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,980
You don't have a girlfriend?
1114
01:03:39,820 --> 01:03:41,620
You have never been in a relationship?
1115
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:43,740
I was.
1116
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:45,780
I have been in many relationships.
1117
01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:47,620
In school, in college.
1118
01:03:48,860 --> 01:03:49,580
Even until recently.
1119
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:51,580
I just had a breakup.
1120
01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:53,740
And why did it happen?
1121
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:56,180
She was a 20-year-old kid.
1122
01:03:56,260 --> 01:03:57,020
Immature.
1123
01:03:57,420 --> 01:03:58,780
She had no brains.
1124
01:03:59,260 --> 01:04:00,780
She was a headache.
1125
01:04:01,340 --> 01:04:03,660
And..
You don't compromise.
1126
01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:04,700
I know.
1127
01:04:05,540 --> 01:04:08,820
Anyway, look for someone
close to your age to get married.
1128
01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:10,980
Yes.
1129
01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:13,940
And you won't find such girls on Tinder.
1130
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:16,500
You'll have to opt for
a marriage bureau or shaadi.com.
1131
01:04:16,580 --> 01:04:17,740
So please go there.
1132
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:20,300
I know where and how to find a girl.
1133
01:04:20,540 --> 01:04:21,980
You don't need to tell me.
1134
01:04:22,100 --> 01:04:24,340
Don't get upset, I was just joking.
1135
01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:25,020
Chill.
1136
01:04:29,460 --> 01:04:30,100
Shall we leave?
1137
01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:33,300
Let's go.
1138
01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:47,220
By the way, thank you.
1139
01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:49,700
Thank you for the tea,
noodles and..
1140
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:51,700
The wheelchair ride.
1141
01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:53,300
Good night.
1142
01:04:53,380 --> 01:04:54,260
Good night.
1143
01:04:58,260 --> 01:04:59,700
I feel cheated, Raj.
1144
01:04:59,940 --> 01:05:01,180
Everything's fake on the internet.
1145
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:03,420
What you see is not what you get.
1146
01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:06,100
I gave her a lift and
we met with an accident.
1147
01:05:06,180 --> 01:05:07,620
Our parents ended up meeting each other.
1148
01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:10,500
They were talking to each other
like they were long lost relatives.
1149
01:05:11,260 --> 01:05:13,420
I spent the whole night
in the hospital for no reason.
1150
01:05:13,940 --> 01:05:15,300
You spent the night in the hospital?
1151
01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:16,900
- Yes.
- Then what happened?
1152
01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:19,180
Then what?
Dawn came and I escaped.
1153
01:05:19,780 --> 01:05:21,540
I'll talk to you later.
1154
01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:23,260
- I'm getting late for my class.
- Okay, sir.
1155
01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:29,580
This is how it is supposed to be.
Kids should do whatever they please.
1156
01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:30,180
Right.
1157
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:33,020
Chaman is a very decent
and a well-cultured boy.
1158
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:33,460
Okay.
1159
01:05:33,540 --> 01:05:36,740
He doesn't have girlfriends.
He doesn't like to loiter around.
1160
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,100
He's a very "pure".
1161
01:05:39,980 --> 01:05:42,140
Very pure.
Just like Ghee (Clarified butter).
1162
01:05:42,220 --> 01:05:42,780
Yes.
1163
01:05:43,380 --> 01:05:43,860
There he is.
1164
01:05:44,180 --> 01:05:45,060
Come here, son.
1165
01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:46,260
- Hello.
- Hello.
1166
01:05:46,340 --> 01:05:48,380
We were just talking about you.
1167
01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:49,820
- Yes.
- Come and sit with us.
1168
01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:50,420
No, I am fine.
1169
01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:51,740
It's not fine. Come here.
1170
01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:53,860
Come on, come and sit with us.
1171
01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:56,140
How are you doing, son?
1172
01:05:58,180 --> 01:05:59,500
How are you feeling now?
1173
01:06:00,020 --> 01:06:00,620
Good.
1174
01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:01,500
Thank God.
1175
01:06:02,540 --> 01:06:03,820
- Mr. Kohli?
- Yes.
1176
01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:07,220
- He looks "pure".
- Right.
1177
01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:08,180
Absolutely.
1178
01:06:09,260 --> 01:06:12,340
It's so hard to find
such "pure" boys these days.
1179
01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:14,460
Boys are such creeps these days.
1180
01:06:14,540 --> 01:06:16,500
My son has always respected girls.
1181
01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:17,660
That's why he is "pure".
1182
01:06:18,220 --> 01:06:20,860
- He doesn't drink or smoke either.
- Right.
1183
01:06:20,980 --> 01:06:24,420
We have no issues with that.
1184
01:06:24,700 --> 01:06:26,580
- Really?
- We too sometimes..
1185
01:06:28,060 --> 01:06:28,580
Really?
1186
01:06:28,660 --> 01:06:30,580
Mr. Batra, why didn't you tell me?
I would have got some for you.
1187
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:32,580
- What would you have?
- No, thanks.
1188
01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:34,740
It will be here in no time.
It won't be a problem.
1189
01:06:34,820 --> 01:06:36,340
We'll share a drink or two.
What do you say?
1190
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,900
Come on, don't force him.
1191
01:06:39,180 --> 01:06:40,300
He must not be in mood for it.
1192
01:06:40,380 --> 01:06:42,340
Some other time then.
We'll be getting together often now.
1193
01:06:42,420 --> 01:06:43,180
Right.
1194
01:06:45,340 --> 01:06:47,260
Okay then, we'll take your leave now.
1195
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:49,540
- How about another round of tea?
- No, thank you.
1196
01:06:49,980 --> 01:06:51,300
- Bye.
- Bye.
1197
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:53,740
That's okay.
1198
01:06:56,860 --> 01:06:58,020
"Pure" boy.
1199
01:07:00,860 --> 01:07:02,420
It is not so, papa.
1200
01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:04,060
We are just friends.
1201
01:07:04,140 --> 01:07:05,780
That's good, dear.
1202
01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:07,660
Friends make good husbands.
1203
01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:09,740
Look at our friendship for example.
1204
01:07:09,940 --> 01:07:10,460
Right?
1205
01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:11,860
- Here.
- Cheers.
1206
01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:16,420
I agree he doesn't have
much hair but he is a nice boy.
1207
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,820
It's not that, mummy.
1208
01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:21,140
I know he is a Hindi professor.
It's a little boring.
1209
01:07:21,220 --> 01:07:23,140
But it is a government job.
1210
01:07:23,350 --> 01:07:25,180
And she knows how to
keep herself entertained.
1211
01:07:25,260 --> 01:07:27,340
The important thing
is that he is a nice boy.
1212
01:07:27,420 --> 01:07:28,180
Yes.
1213
01:07:28,540 --> 01:07:29,820
It is not so.
1214
01:07:30,340 --> 01:07:35,300
The thing is,
he isn't a loafer like the other boys.
1215
01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:36,620
He is a decent boy.
1216
01:07:37,740 --> 01:07:38,660
A "pure" guy.
1217
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:39,860
A "pure" boy.
1218
01:07:40,780 --> 01:07:44,060
One look at him and
I knew that he is "pure".
1219
01:07:44,980 --> 01:07:47,060
Tell me something,
how did all this started?
1220
01:07:47,620 --> 01:07:50,060
We were just having a conversation
and they brought up the marriage topic.
1221
01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:57,100
Apsara, you are 29 years old.
1222
01:07:57,260 --> 01:07:58,940
How much longer do you want to wait?
1223
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:01,940
Look, dear..
1224
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,340
Only if you feel like it..
1225
01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:04,700
If you like him..
1226
01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:05,700
If you think he is genuine..
1227
01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:08,660
Then we will go forward.
1228
01:08:09,220 --> 01:08:10,020
Right?
1229
01:08:10,940 --> 01:08:12,380
Chaman likes me?
1230
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:13,340
- Yes!
- Yes!
1231
01:08:13,860 --> 01:08:16,140
That's why his parents
brought up the marriage topic.
1232
01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:20,540
Who brought up this topic?
I don't want to get married.
1233
01:08:20,620 --> 01:08:21,980
Open the door! I said open it!
1234
01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:23,620
Strange.
1235
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:26,980
Not so long ago he said
he found a girl and what not.
1236
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:29,100
I just don't understand.
1237
01:08:29,300 --> 01:08:31,300
She is so fat.
1238
01:08:31,380 --> 01:08:32,260
She won't look good with me.
1239
01:08:32,340 --> 01:08:34,740
She isn't fat.
Her metal-ball..
1240
01:08:35,460 --> 01:08:37,740
Something is off balanced.
1241
01:08:37,820 --> 01:08:40,860
He will go around with fat
girls but we won't marry them!
1242
01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:42,740
She isn't fat, she is healthy.
1243
01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:43,540
- Like you.
- Right.
1244
01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:45,020
That's how Punjabi girls are.
1245
01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:46,860
She is not like those matchstick
thin South Delhi girls..
1246
01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:49,460
..who get drunk on empty
stomach and then puck their guts out.
1247
01:08:49,540 --> 01:08:50,820
Have you taken a good look at her?
1248
01:08:50,900 --> 01:08:52,180
Have you seen yourself?
1249
01:08:52,260 --> 01:08:53,700
You think you are Tom Cruise?
1250
01:08:53,780 --> 01:08:54,940
This isn't my fault.
1251
01:08:55,180 --> 01:08:56,220
It's grandpa's fault.
1252
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:59,140
The one you worship every morning.
He is behind this.
1253
01:08:59,580 --> 01:09:01,060
I inherited baldness from him.
1254
01:09:01,140 --> 01:09:02,340
How did you get it from him?
1255
01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:03,620
How?
1256
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:05,380
It's because of the genes, mummy.
1257
01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:06,300
You won't understand.
1258
01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:10,860
And why don't I have this hair..
heredity?
1259
01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:11,420
Right.
1260
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:12,580
- Why doesn't Goldie have it?
- Right.
1261
01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:13,620
You guys are lucky.
1262
01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:15,900
These genes went dormant
for you and Goldie.
1263
01:09:15,980 --> 01:09:17,060
That's why they didn't
have any effect on you two.
1264
01:09:17,140 --> 01:09:18,540
I had to suffer all its ill effects.
1265
01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:21,580
Oh great! It's not like
I forced these genes on you.
1266
01:09:21,820 --> 01:09:22,660
Strange fellow.
1267
01:09:22,740 --> 01:09:25,420
God decides what you
get and what you don't get.
1268
01:09:25,580 --> 01:09:28,660
What should I do?
I have no feelings for her.
1269
01:09:28,740 --> 01:09:30,020
Listen son..
1270
01:09:30,100 --> 01:09:32,860
There is a right time for everything.
1271
01:09:32,940 --> 01:09:35,180
You will start getting these
feelings after you get married.
1272
01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:36,380
Get this straight!
1273
01:09:36,460 --> 01:09:39,740
You are not in a position to
choose a girl based on your feelings!
1274
01:09:39,820 --> 01:09:41,900
Try to understand.
You'll be single all your life otherwise.
1275
01:09:41,980 --> 01:09:44,820
You'll be banging your head
on walls in a couple of years.
1276
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,900
You will die a virgin!
A virgin!
1277
01:09:46,980 --> 01:09:47,740
Die what?
1278
01:09:48,780 --> 01:09:49,500
Forget it.
1279
01:09:49,740 --> 01:09:53,260
One more thing,
all these praises are a lie.
1280
01:09:54,140 --> 01:09:56,420
30-year-old guy, and "pure"?
1281
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:59,180
This is not something to boast about.
1282
01:09:59,260 --> 01:10:00,300
It is!
1283
01:10:00,380 --> 01:10:01,620
My son is "pure". Chaste!
1284
01:10:02,180 --> 01:10:04,020
I am not "pure".
You can have it checked.
1285
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:04,740
Right!
1286
01:10:04,820 --> 01:10:07,340
I am your father. I know everything.
1287
01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:11,740
Please don't put so
much pressurise on my head.
1288
01:10:11,820 --> 01:10:14,740
You are under pressure
because of your head, son.
1289
01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:16,180
Why don't you get it?
1290
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:19,140
We have been getting
humiliated since five years.
1291
01:10:19,700 --> 01:10:21,820
So many families have rejected you.
1292
01:10:22,700 --> 01:10:23,780
We cannot take this anymore.
1293
01:10:23,940 --> 01:10:24,980
We are tired.
1294
01:10:27,860 --> 01:10:28,900
Guddi, talk to him.
1295
01:10:34,060 --> 01:10:36,620
Look son,
you will turn 31 in four months.
1296
01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:40,340
Think about it.
1297
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,540
I know my son will
make the right decision.
1298
01:11:02,470 --> 01:11:04,710
[I think we can be good friends]
1299
01:11:04,790 --> 01:11:06,810
[But we aren't compatible for marriage]
1300
01:11:13,940 --> 01:11:17,940
[Can we meet tomorrow evening?
I need to talk to you]
1301
01:11:20,870 --> 01:11:21,570
[No]
1302
01:11:30,540 --> 01:11:31,330
[Okay]
1303
01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:40,940
We can be good friends.
1304
01:11:41,540 --> 01:11:43,180
We aren't compatible for marriage.
1305
01:11:43,980 --> 01:11:44,740
We can be good friends.
1306
01:11:44,820 --> 01:11:45,620
Hi.
1307
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:47,220
Hi.
1308
01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:49,020
How are you?
1309
01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:49,900
Good.
1310
01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:52,460
How's your hand?
1311
01:11:54,540 --> 01:11:55,540
How's your leg?
1312
01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:57,780
It's almost healed.
1313
01:11:58,060 --> 01:11:59,990
They'll take off the
bandage in a couple of days.
1314
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,620
- Well..
- Chaman, I wanted to say something.
1315
01:12:10,260 --> 01:12:11,660
My ex-boyfriend Mohit..
1316
01:12:13,220 --> 01:12:16,960
Actually, he dumped me and
it wasn't the other way around.
1317
01:12:19,060 --> 01:12:21,140
He kept using the
excuse of compatibility.
1318
01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:24,780
But he finally said the
truth while breaking up with me.
1319
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:30,340
He and his family had a
problem with me being overweight.
1320
01:12:33,260 --> 01:12:38,420
They said he is their only son
so they wanted an angelic wife for him.
1321
01:12:40,900 --> 01:12:44,660
I did the same thing with
you during our first meeting.
1322
01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:47,300
I judged you for your looks.
1323
01:12:48,140 --> 01:12:49,460
So, you are rejecting me?
1324
01:12:49,980 --> 01:12:50,820
No.
1325
01:12:52,580 --> 01:12:54,540
That accident was destiny.
1326
01:12:55,420 --> 01:12:59,660
If not for that,
we wouldn't have met again.
1327
01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:01,740
Our families wouldn't have met.
1328
01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:05,780
And I wouldn't have been
able to see your inner beauty.
1329
01:13:06,260 --> 01:13:07,260
'Inner beauty?'
1330
01:13:07,460 --> 01:13:13,220
And perhaps, you and your family
wouldn't be able to see my inner beauty.
1331
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:14,620
'What inner beauty?'
1332
01:13:15,620 --> 01:13:19,500
Chaman, somewhere.. somewhere I like you.
1333
01:13:20,740 --> 01:13:24,540
I think if our families get along..
1334
01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:27,060
..so well then we too
can consider getting married.
1335
01:13:31,530 --> 01:13:32,870
Do you have something to say?
1336
01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:35,880
No.
1337
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:40,300
Looks are superficial, Chaman.
1338
01:13:40,380 --> 01:13:42,340
Everyone loses hair eventually.
1339
01:13:42,540 --> 01:13:44,940
Everyone puts on some
weight after marriage.
1340
01:13:45,140 --> 01:13:47,780
If it has to happen eventually
then why not accept it?
1341
01:13:50,940 --> 01:13:52,300
You are very nice.
1342
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:55,660
Everyone on Tinder is only
looking for a one-night stand.
1343
01:13:56,740 --> 01:13:59,980
But you can meet on
Tinder and fall in love.
1344
01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:02,060
You can get married too.
1345
01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:08,500
Well, I have deleted
the app from my phone.
1346
01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:09,580
You too should delete it.
1347
01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:16,350
Why don't you just say no to her?
1348
01:14:17,150 --> 01:14:19,070
I am not in a position to refuse, Raj.
1349
01:14:19,990 --> 01:14:21,910
My family is tired.
And what reason would I give them?
1350
01:14:22,670 --> 01:14:24,430
I have no other option.
1351
01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:26,950
If not for that accident,
all this wouldn't have happened.
1352
01:14:27,790 --> 01:14:30,230
Why don't you talk to the girl?
Perhaps, she'd agree with you.
1353
01:14:30,510 --> 01:14:31,790
I'd gone to talk to her.
1354
01:14:31,870 --> 01:14:33,830
She told me the sob
story about her breakup.
1355
01:14:35,140 --> 01:14:36,270
What would have I told her anyway?
1356
01:14:36,350 --> 01:14:38,630
That she is fat.. and
that's why I cannot marry her?
1357
01:14:41,350 --> 01:14:42,950
They are about to match our horoscopes.
1358
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:45,070
That's how serious things are now.
1359
01:14:52,830 --> 01:14:53,670
What?
1360
01:14:56,830 --> 01:14:57,550
Huh?
1361
01:15:00,470 --> 01:15:06,070
Guruji, my parents want
me to marry a girl I don't like.
1362
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:09,910
They will come here tomorrow
to match our horoscopes.
1363
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,790
If you could find
compatibly issues then..
1364
01:15:18,130 --> 01:15:19,030
Then?
1365
01:15:20,990 --> 01:15:22,550
I can pay you 5000.
1366
01:15:28,630 --> 01:15:31,350
You think these horoscopes..
1367
01:15:32,410 --> 01:15:35,510
planetary positions, astrology..
1368
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,550
..are a joke, right?
1369
01:15:39,470 --> 01:15:41,550
Do you?
1370
01:15:41,630 --> 01:15:42,110
No.
1371
01:15:42,190 --> 01:15:44,590
Then what are you asking me to do?
1372
01:15:45,630 --> 01:15:50,390
I should change the planetary positions
just because you're paying me 5000?
1373
01:15:50,730 --> 01:15:51,670
Huh?
1374
01:15:51,990 --> 01:15:54,270
Are you asking me to lie?
Do you have any faith in them?
1375
01:15:54,420 --> 01:15:57,110
Do you have any respect for them?
Do you believe in them?
1376
01:15:57,190 --> 01:15:58,750
- Do you trust them?
- I do.
1377
01:15:58,830 --> 01:16:00,810
You are lying.
You are a liar.
1378
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:02,430
You want me to lie for money.
1379
01:16:02,510 --> 01:16:04,270
- Get out of here.
- No.
1380
01:16:04,350 --> 01:16:06,350
- Please.
- I said leave! Get out!
1381
01:16:09,870 --> 01:16:10,750
Nonsense.
1382
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:12,750
Why are you still here?
1383
01:16:16,350 --> 01:16:18,910
Why are you crying?
1384
01:16:19,870 --> 01:16:21,750
Everything's in your hands now.
1385
01:16:21,830 --> 01:16:24,110
Look, nothing's in my hands.
Stop crying.
1386
01:16:24,190 --> 01:16:27,230
What.. what are you doing?
Please don't cry.
1387
01:16:27,870 --> 01:16:28,790
What is the problem?
1388
01:16:29,310 --> 01:16:32,350
Neither she nor will
I be happy after marriage.
1389
01:16:32,430 --> 01:16:32,990
Okay.
1390
01:16:33,070 --> 01:16:34,790
You are about to ruin two lives.
1391
01:16:34,870 --> 01:16:36,590
Hey! How am I ruining them?
1392
01:16:36,670 --> 01:16:39,750
Look son, don't behave like your mother.
1393
01:16:39,830 --> 01:16:42,430
Please don't cry and listen to me.
1394
01:16:43,510 --> 01:16:44,270
Okay.
1395
01:16:45,230 --> 01:16:46,670
Okay tell me what I need to do.
1396
01:16:48,310 --> 01:16:50,430
You just need to find
incompatibility issues.
1397
01:16:50,510 --> 01:16:51,990
I don't want to get married to her.
1398
01:16:53,310 --> 01:16:54,030
Fine.
1399
01:16:55,190 --> 01:16:59,430
Anyway, what's the use of a marriage
that won't make you or that girl happy?
1400
01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:01,270
Fine, I'll do it.
1401
01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:03,630
But get this straight.
1402
01:17:04,310 --> 01:17:06,190
I'll have to say there
are issues in your horoscope.
1403
01:17:06,270 --> 01:17:07,710
I won't do this to her.
1404
01:17:08,270 --> 01:17:09,590
She is someone's daughter.
1405
01:17:09,670 --> 01:17:11,350
How can I do that?
1406
01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:12,470
I won't be able to do that.
1407
01:17:12,550 --> 01:17:13,390
Okay, guruji.
1408
01:17:13,810 --> 01:17:15,470
You can say there are
issues in my horoscope.
1409
01:17:15,550 --> 01:17:16,350
Okay.
1410
01:17:16,780 --> 01:17:20,670
But make sure to create a
doubt in her mind which scares her.
1411
01:17:20,990 --> 01:17:22,750
Okay.
Consider it done.
1412
01:17:23,390 --> 01:17:25,110
- Thank you, guruji.
- It's okay.
1413
01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:26,870
Hey, listen..
1414
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:30,950
The..
1415
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:33,870
5000?
1416
01:17:34,310 --> 01:17:35,070
Tomorrow?
1417
01:17:36,220 --> 01:17:37,030
Today.
1418
01:17:37,510 --> 01:17:38,030
Okay.
1419
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:41,510
I mean right now.
1420
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:42,990
- Right now?
- Yes.
1421
01:17:49,990 --> 01:17:51,470
Can I pay less?
1422
01:17:54,510 --> 01:17:55,990
Can I create less doubt?
1423
01:17:56,150 --> 01:17:56,870
No.
1424
01:17:57,490 --> 01:17:58,710
No. Good.
1425
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:02,150
Fuel?
1426
01:18:12,390 --> 01:18:14,350
- Thank you, guruji.
- It's okay.
1427
01:18:27,610 --> 01:18:31,590
Well, there is an issue
in the boy's planetary positions.
1428
01:18:32,350 --> 01:18:33,150
Shit.
1429
01:18:37,030 --> 01:18:39,110
Guruji, is it serious?
1430
01:18:39,770 --> 01:18:41,150
Yes. No.
1431
01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:42,870
I mean..
1432
01:18:43,630 --> 01:18:45,110
..it is very serious.
1433
01:18:45,710 --> 01:18:49,630
All the planets are in wrong place.
1434
01:18:50,470 --> 01:18:52,710
Ma'am, let me put this in this way.
1435
01:18:52,790 --> 01:18:54,190
If he gets married to her..
1436
01:18:55,310 --> 01:18:56,910
..a life will be in danger
1437
01:18:57,710 --> 01:18:58,990
Not your life.
1438
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:01,550
Her life will be in danger.
1439
01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:04,030
So Mr. Kohli, I suggest you let her go.
1440
01:19:04,430 --> 01:19:06,870
How can we let her go?
She is like a daughter to us.
1441
01:19:07,290 --> 01:19:09,630
That's why I am saying so.
You should let her go.
1442
01:19:09,710 --> 01:19:12,120
Guruji, there has to be a solution.
1443
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:14,190
There are chances that she could die.
1444
01:19:14,270 --> 01:19:18,630
Guruji, life and death
are anyway not in our hands.
1445
01:19:19,370 --> 01:19:22,920
Even a few days with
Chaman would be enough for me.
1446
01:19:26,190 --> 01:19:30,070
Chaman, mummy,
papa, they all love me a lot.
1447
01:19:30,150 --> 01:19:33,110
They perhaps love me more than I deserve.
1448
01:19:34,010 --> 01:19:34,670
Wow.
1449
01:19:34,750 --> 01:19:36,870
- Saw that?
- I did.
1450
01:19:36,950 --> 01:19:38,350
Can I get a better
daughter-in-law than her?
1451
01:19:38,550 --> 01:19:39,670
She is very..
1452
01:19:40,030 --> 01:19:42,390
She is a goddess.
1453
01:19:42,670 --> 01:19:44,110
Don't cry, mummy. Calm down.
1454
01:19:44,190 --> 01:19:45,750
- Calm down, Guddi.
- Shut up.
1455
01:19:45,980 --> 01:19:48,510
Look.. Guruji, you are so knowledgeable.
1456
01:19:48,590 --> 01:19:50,230
- That's fine.
- We are nothing compared to you.
1457
01:19:50,310 --> 01:19:52,710
Look knowledge and death are not related.
1458
01:19:52,790 --> 01:19:54,630
No, I am sure you
have a solution for this.
1459
01:19:54,710 --> 01:19:56,270
- No, this..
- Don't cry.
1460
01:19:56,470 --> 01:19:57,750
We will do whatever you ask us to do.
1461
01:19:57,830 --> 01:19:59,550
Any kind of a benediction
or a prayer you want.
1462
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:02,070
- Yoga, medication, I'm willing to
do everything. - There is a solution.
1463
01:20:02,230 --> 01:20:03,630
There is a solution.
1464
01:20:03,710 --> 01:20:04,430
Please tell us.
1465
01:20:04,510 --> 01:20:08,350
But you said that all
the planets are doomed!
1466
01:20:08,430 --> 01:20:09,760
Yes, they are doomed.
1467
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:12,630
But they can revived by
performing a certain benediction.
1468
01:20:13,070 --> 01:20:17,310
So, you have to perform a benediction
which will cost you 21,500.
1469
01:20:18,950 --> 01:20:20,270
21,500, guruji?
1470
01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:22,750
Do you have a problem with that?
1471
01:20:22,830 --> 01:20:24,430
- No.
- Then do it.
1472
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,430
21,500, guruji?
Can we not bring this down a little?
1473
01:20:27,510 --> 01:20:28,950
Just a little, if you could?
1474
01:20:29,030 --> 01:20:30,990
What are you doing, Mr. Kohli?
1475
01:20:31,930 --> 01:20:34,430
We are trying to get your son
married and you are bargaining with me?
1476
01:20:34,510 --> 01:20:36,910
No bargaining,
we want him to get married.
1477
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:38,030
Good.
1478
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:39,630
Seek his blessings, dear.
1479
01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:41,070
- You are our saviour, guruji.
- It's okay.
1480
01:20:41,150 --> 01:20:42,910
You have saved us.
1481
01:20:43,090 --> 01:20:44,310
Hail to thee!
1482
01:20:44,630 --> 01:20:45,710
Seek his blessings.
1483
01:20:45,790 --> 01:20:46,670
Come on, son.
1484
01:20:47,380 --> 01:20:48,430
Bless you.
1485
01:20:49,850 --> 01:20:50,410
Mr. Kohli..
1486
01:21:14,790 --> 01:21:15,790
What's wrong?
1487
01:21:16,270 --> 01:21:17,550
What are you doing here?
1488
01:21:17,850 --> 01:21:19,590
It was quite smoky outside.
1489
01:21:21,150 --> 01:21:23,270
Everyone was clicking pictures outside.
1490
01:21:23,630 --> 01:21:25,470
We don't click a single picture together.
1491
01:21:30,470 --> 01:21:31,430
Come closer.
1492
01:21:34,510 --> 01:21:35,470
Smile.
1493
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:50,230
Chaman sir?
1494
01:21:51,410 --> 01:21:53,110
I was wondering..
1495
01:21:53,830 --> 01:21:54,790
.. how about some coffee?
1496
01:21:56,630 --> 01:21:58,150
I'll ask the canteen guy to get it.
1497
01:21:58,340 --> 01:21:59,070
No.
1498
01:21:59,270 --> 01:22:03,390
I meant could we go out in the evening?
1499
01:22:04,310 --> 01:22:06,070
Actually, why go out for just coffee?
1500
01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:09,230
How about a movie followed by dinner?
1501
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:14,830
Why? Don't you have
plans with your boyfriend?
1502
01:22:17,110 --> 01:22:18,270
I just had a breakup.
1503
01:22:19,750 --> 01:22:22,830
He was cheating on me..
with a girl from his office.
1504
01:22:24,110 --> 01:22:25,110
Chaman sir..
1505
01:22:25,340 --> 01:22:31,230
I have learnt that these handsome,
good-looking boys are playboys.
1506
01:22:32,210 --> 01:22:37,190
One should get married to a sorted,
sensible, mature man.
1507
01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:39,190
Someone like you.
1508
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:43,350
You look loyal and committed.
1509
01:22:44,310 --> 01:22:47,350
Ekta ma'am, congratulate him.
1510
01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:48,630
Why?
1511
01:22:48,810 --> 01:22:50,270
Did he get an increment?
1512
01:22:50,350 --> 01:22:52,230
He stealthily got betrothed.
1513
01:22:52,710 --> 01:22:53,870
He didn't even inform anyone.
1514
01:22:56,980 --> 01:23:00,230
His would-be wife posted a
picture on Facebook and tagged him.
1515
01:23:00,410 --> 01:23:01,390
That's how I found out.
1516
01:23:01,790 --> 01:23:02,670
Otherwise..
1517
01:23:03,670 --> 01:23:07,990
Chaman sir looks like a
decent man but he is very cunning..
1518
01:23:13,570 --> 01:23:14,630
A perfect couple.
1519
01:23:15,710 --> 01:23:17,180
A match made in heaven, huh.
1520
01:24:01,150 --> 01:24:04,990
[Please delete the
picture posted on Facebook]
1521
01:24:06,190 --> 01:24:08,430
No one should be as unfortunate as I am.
1522
01:24:09,470 --> 01:24:11,590
When I was single,
no one would entertain me.
1523
01:24:11,670 --> 01:24:13,870
Suddenly everyone is interested
in me after that fatso entered my life.
1524
01:24:14,010 --> 01:24:15,550
But sir, think about this.
1525
01:24:15,710 --> 01:24:19,550
She is ready to marry you
without worrying about her life.
1526
01:24:19,630 --> 01:24:21,510
She is without a doubt a good girl.
1527
01:24:21,650 --> 01:24:23,390
She might be a good girl
but that doesn't work for me.
1528
01:24:25,070 --> 01:24:26,950
She has announced it to the world..
1529
01:24:27,230 --> 01:24:28,350
..by posting the picture on Facebook.
1530
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:31,350
Sir, why do you have
a problem with her being fat?
1531
01:24:31,550 --> 01:24:33,710
I have a problem because of this.
1532
01:24:39,070 --> 01:24:40,270
The students..
1533
01:24:41,150 --> 01:24:43,390
First, they used to tease
me by calling me baldie.
1534
01:24:43,670 --> 01:24:45,270
Now they say I'm marrying a buffalo.
1535
01:24:47,170 --> 01:24:48,470
What do I do, Raj?
1536
01:24:48,990 --> 01:24:50,550
I know I am not that handsome.
1537
01:24:51,310 --> 01:24:54,670
But I always dreamed
of having a beautiful wife.
1538
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:57,110
Someone I can love.
1539
01:24:57,430 --> 01:24:59,370
Look at yourself.
You have been married for seven years.
1540
01:25:00,690 --> 01:25:02,190
There is so much excitement and love.
1541
01:25:02,630 --> 01:25:04,190
You are always talking to her on phone.
1542
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:05,410
Why?
1543
01:25:06,390 --> 01:25:08,310
Because you two are a perfect couple.
1544
01:25:10,310 --> 01:25:10,950
Yes, sir.
1545
01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:14,510
Who is it?
1546
01:25:15,170 --> 01:25:16,270
My wife.
1547
01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:17,870
Yes, Shanti.
1548
01:25:18,910 --> 01:25:21,270
Sorry, I couldn't call, I was with sir.
1549
01:25:21,350 --> 01:25:22,510
Excuse me, sir.
1550
01:25:23,390 --> 01:25:24,310
Yes, yes.
1551
01:25:24,860 --> 01:25:25,670
Okay.
1552
01:25:37,430 --> 01:25:38,190
Hello?
1553
01:25:38,270 --> 01:25:39,230
Sorry.
1554
01:25:39,310 --> 01:25:42,190
I was applying makeup to a bride.
My phone was on silent.
1555
01:25:42,390 --> 01:25:44,270
I just got free.
So..
1556
01:25:45,020 --> 01:25:47,470
Why did you ask me to delete the photo?
1557
01:25:47,950 --> 01:25:49,350
Did you read the comments?
1558
01:25:49,620 --> 01:25:51,150
Yes, I did.
So?
1559
01:25:51,830 --> 01:25:53,190
Everyone's making fun of us.
1560
01:25:53,270 --> 01:25:54,190
Please delete it.
1561
01:25:54,950 --> 01:25:56,230
Everyone's making fun..?
1562
01:25:56,670 --> 01:25:58,150
Who are making these comments?
1563
01:25:58,230 --> 01:25:59,470
University students.
1564
01:25:59,670 --> 01:26:01,190
Do you know all of them?
1565
01:26:01,790 --> 01:26:02,540
No.
1566
01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:03,230
Then?
1567
01:26:03,420 --> 01:26:06,550
Some random people's
comments shouldn't affect us.
1568
01:26:06,730 --> 01:26:08,390
Apsara, they are insulting me.
1569
01:26:09,090 --> 01:26:10,150
Who is insulting..?
1570
01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:14,910
Who is insulting you, Chaman?
1571
01:26:15,350 --> 01:26:17,430
People will always have something to say.
1572
01:26:17,630 --> 01:26:19,830
Some of it will be good
and most of it will be bad.
1573
01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:21,910
So, should we always react?
1574
01:26:23,430 --> 01:26:27,190
How does it affect our lives..
1575
01:26:27,270 --> 01:26:32,190
..if some random people
pass a comment on us?
1576
01:26:32,950 --> 01:26:35,190
I am only asking you to delete a photo.
1577
01:26:38,430 --> 01:26:40,110
This isn't just about the photo, Chaman.
1578
01:26:41,340 --> 01:26:44,470
What if someone tell
you something bad about me?
1579
01:26:44,990 --> 01:26:46,670
Will you leave me as well?
1580
01:26:49,630 --> 01:26:51,550
Apsara, you don't get it.
1581
01:26:51,950 --> 01:26:53,270
I teach in this college.
1582
01:26:53,350 --> 01:26:54,830
I have to come here every day.
1583
01:26:56,630 --> 01:26:59,030
Fine, I'll delete it.
1584
01:26:59,630 --> 01:27:03,790
But please Chaman,
start ignoring these things.
1585
01:27:03,990 --> 01:27:07,070
We cannot react like
this over every little thing.
1586
01:27:12,410 --> 01:27:13,470
Bye.
1587
01:27:14,030 --> 01:27:14,740
Bye.
1588
01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:26,550
Hi, sister!
1589
01:27:26,630 --> 01:27:28,830
- Hello.
- Hi.
1590
01:27:28,950 --> 01:27:31,150
- How are you?
- Busy shopping for the wedding, huh?
1591
01:27:32,790 --> 01:27:34,910
- Sushma's son is getting married?
- Come on!
1592
01:27:34,990 --> 01:27:36,430
She doesn't know.
1593
01:27:37,150 --> 01:27:38,950
Let me show you her picture on Facebook.
1594
01:27:39,670 --> 01:27:41,030
- She is nice.
- Yes.
1595
01:27:41,110 --> 01:27:42,830
But don't you think she
is a little on the heavier side?
1596
01:27:43,430 --> 01:27:45,590
- I thought so too.
- Same here.
1597
01:27:46,150 --> 01:27:47,550
She looks elder than Chaman.
1598
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:48,630
No, sister.
1599
01:27:48,790 --> 01:27:51,510
She isn't fat, she is healthy.
1600
01:27:51,790 --> 01:27:54,150
She isn't like the other girls
who are as thin as a matchstick.
1601
01:27:54,230 --> 01:27:56,430
You know it later causes
complications during pregnancy.
1602
01:27:56,710 --> 01:27:57,990
What's the use of having such a body?
1603
01:27:58,070 --> 01:28:00,470
You should have a body
strong enough to bear a child.
1604
01:28:00,550 --> 01:28:01,510
That is true.
1605
01:28:02,790 --> 01:28:04,350
- You continue with your shopping then.
- Okay.
1606
01:28:04,430 --> 01:28:06,390
You have to come for the wedding.
I'll call you.
1607
01:28:06,470 --> 01:28:07,630
- Bye.
- Bye.
1608
01:28:21,350 --> 01:28:25,200
[You are nice,
but we aren't right for each other]
1609
01:28:26,690 --> 01:28:28,760
[So, let's not get married]
1610
01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:45,050
Hello?
1611
01:28:45,290 --> 01:28:46,010
Yes?
1612
01:28:46,180 --> 01:28:47,250
We are leaving.
1613
01:28:47,330 --> 01:28:49,610
- Hurry up, Goldie. Put these
things in the car. - Okay.
1614
01:28:49,690 --> 01:28:51,850
No, you don't need to go.
Take a left from Hanuman Temple.
1615
01:28:51,930 --> 01:28:53,370
Hello, how are you?
1616
01:28:53,450 --> 01:28:54,690
You are looking dashing, Mr. Kohli.
1617
01:28:54,770 --> 01:28:56,450
- I just got it stitched.
- Good.
1618
01:28:56,530 --> 01:28:57,490
How are the preparations going on?
1619
01:28:57,570 --> 01:28:59,570
- Good. They are going on well.
- Let's go.
1620
01:28:59,650 --> 01:29:04,130
Chaman, Apsara will be
officially yours from today.
1621
01:29:04,210 --> 01:29:05,250
Very good.
1622
01:29:05,330 --> 01:29:06,530
- Come on.
- Let's go.
1623
01:29:06,610 --> 01:29:08,850
Hurry up. Why are you just sitting there?
We are getting late.
1624
01:29:33,730 --> 01:29:39,230
[I've been wanting to say something...
I am not happy with this match]
1625
01:29:41,630 --> 01:29:43,190
[Please don't ask me why]
1626
01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,810
- Where have you reached?
- Stop that and take these boxes.
1627
01:29:58,890 --> 01:30:00,200
- Okay.
- Hurry up.
1628
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:01,570
- Take them quickly.
- Pass them on.
1629
01:30:01,650 --> 01:30:04,450
- Hurry up, Mr. Kohli.
- Hurry up, everyone.
1630
01:30:04,530 --> 01:30:05,670
What hurry up?
1631
01:30:05,750 --> 01:30:07,370
Aren't we going to take the
boy who is about to get engaged along?
1632
01:30:08,010 --> 01:30:08,770
I'll call him.
1633
01:30:08,850 --> 01:30:10,050
Chaman!
1634
01:30:10,220 --> 01:30:11,050
Chaman!
1635
01:30:11,130 --> 01:30:13,290
- Calm down. Let him get ready.
- Go and get him.
1636
01:30:13,370 --> 01:30:14,730
- Let him get ready at least.
- Yes?
1637
01:30:14,810 --> 01:30:16,420
Why did you take a left?
Let me talk to Minku.
1638
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:18,120
Mr. Batra is calling.
1639
01:30:18,550 --> 01:30:19,850
Yes, Mr. Batra.
1640
01:30:20,530 --> 01:30:21,730
Yes, we have left.
1641
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:24,780
What?
1642
01:30:24,860 --> 01:30:26,250
You aren't coming?
1643
01:30:27,270 --> 01:30:28,520
What are you saying, Mr. Batra?
1644
01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:30,480
All our relatives and guests are here.
1645
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:33,120
What?
No, listen to me.
1646
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:34,800
Did Chaman say something to her?
1647
01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:37,380
We'll convince them if they had a fight.
1648
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,640
It is not so?
Then?
1649
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:42,360
What?
1650
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:45,700
She isn't sure?
1651
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:47,720
Mr. Batra, please listen...
1652
01:30:47,870 --> 01:30:49,320
He disconnected the call. Strange.
1653
01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:50,440
At the last moment, he is saying that..
1654
01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:51,360
..they aren't going
ahead with the engagement.
1655
01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:54,880
Apsara refused to get engaged.
She says she isn't sure about Chaman.
1656
01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:55,800
- Apsara isn't sure?
- Yes.
1657
01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:57,240
You should have pressed him for details.
1658
01:30:57,320 --> 01:30:58,600
There was a lot of
noise in the background.
1659
01:30:58,680 --> 01:30:59,840
He isn't answering the call.
1660
01:30:59,920 --> 01:31:01,800
- He disconnected it.
- Give me the phone for just a second.
1661
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:03,120
- Come on!
- Let me call Apsara.
1662
01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:04,320
- Let me talk.
- Keep quiet for a minute.
1663
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:05,320
- He isn't taking my calls.
- Let me call Apsara.
1664
01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:06,320
- Fine, call her.
- Come on.
1665
01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:08,080
Calm down, Sushma.
1666
01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:09,320
Continue doing your work.
1667
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:11,200
We will be going there.
We will surely go there.
1668
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:13,920
Apsara's phone is switched off.
1669
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,080
That's what I have been trying to say.
1670
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:16,760
Give it back.
This is my phone. Let me call them.
1671
01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:39,360
Stop it, guys.
1672
01:31:39,440 --> 01:31:40,880
I've had enough of
these courtesy messages.
1673
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:55,200
Chaman.
1674
01:31:57,880 --> 01:32:00,440
I can understand what
you are going through.
1675
01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:07,880
You had been waiting since
five years for this day and...
1676
01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:12,960
On the day of the engagement,
she says that she isn't sure.
1677
01:32:14,840 --> 01:32:15,920
This is wrong.
1678
01:32:17,840 --> 01:32:19,520
I didn't expect this from her.
1679
01:32:20,920 --> 01:32:22,400
She didn't think about
how everyone would feel.
1680
01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:26,840
How you'd feel, how we'd feel.
1681
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:30,040
Who had thought Mr.
Batra would do such a thing?
1682
01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:32,000
Kids get off the track sometimes.
1683
01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:34,040
Mr. Batra should have met us.
1684
01:32:34,120 --> 01:32:35,560
We at least deserve much that courtesy.
1685
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:36,920
He isn't even taking our calls.
1686
01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:41,880
Son, tell me something, has
she ever told you that she wasn't sure?
1687
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:45,400
Or did you say something to her?
1688
01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:49,800
You sure?
1689
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:52,280
You cannot trust this generation.
1690
01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:54,050
They think something
and do something else.
1691
01:32:54,130 --> 01:32:55,880
You never know what's on their mind.
1692
01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:00,480
Don't feel disheartened, son.
1693
01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:02,240
God will set everything right.
1694
01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:03,920
Your mother and I,
we will set everything right.
1695
01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:06,240
We are with you, son.
1696
01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:08,400
- Don't worry.
- Let's go.
1697
01:33:09,240 --> 01:33:10,200
Let's go.
1698
01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:39,760
Hi, sir.
1699
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:41,360
Hi.
1700
01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:46,640
Sorry I heard about your
engagement being called off.
1701
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:48,880
It's very sad.
1702
01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:56,920
But there isn't much we can do.
1703
01:33:59,440 --> 01:34:00,520
You know that.
1704
01:34:01,480 --> 01:34:02,800
Take my boyfriend for example.
1705
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:04,440
He did the same thing.
1706
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:13,000
Don't be disheartened.
1707
01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:14,840
It doesn't suit you.
1708
01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:18,840
Get over her.
1709
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:25,960
Let's go out for dinner this weekend.
1710
01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:29,040
I'm sure you'll feel better.
1711
01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:34,080
It's time for my class.
1712
01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:35,360
I'll get going.
1713
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:36,720
Bye.
1714
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:52,760
Have some more wine.
1715
01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:55,400
Cheers.
1716
01:35:00,290 --> 01:35:03,720
Happy birthday to you.
1717
01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:07,280
Happy birthday dear Apsara.
1718
01:35:07,480 --> 01:35:09,520
Happy birthday to you.
1719
01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:17,520
She's your ex-fiancée, right?
1720
01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:20,600
Hmm.
1721
01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:30,400
Hi.
Sorry to disturb you guys.
1722
01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:32,640
Today is my birthday, so...
1723
01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:34,360
So sweet.
1724
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:35,760
Happy birthday.
1725
01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:37,120
Thank you.
1726
01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:40,560
Happy birthday.
1727
01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:44,040
Thank you.
1728
01:35:45,600 --> 01:35:46,480
How are you?
1729
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:47,560
I am good.
1730
01:35:54,280 --> 01:35:56,200
Anyways, enjoy your dinner.
1731
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:57,360
Bye.
1732
01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:03,760
She's a little weird, isn't she?
1733
01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:05,720
I mean...
1734
01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:08,040
Forget it.
1735
01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:12,680
I'll just make a quick
trip to the washroom.
1736
01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:22,520
Apsara...
1737
01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:32,640
I didn't expect you to be so
cordial to me after all that happened.
1738
01:36:35,680 --> 01:36:38,040
I had no reason to be rude to you.
1739
01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:40,760
In fact..
1740
01:36:41,840 --> 01:36:43,360
I feel bad for you.
1741
01:36:44,760 --> 01:36:46,960
Learn to face your problems.
1742
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:55,160
So that you never have to
take a decision under pressure again.
1743
01:36:57,600 --> 01:37:02,120
So that you never have to feel
embarrassed about yourself again.
1744
01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:09,600
Anyways..
1745
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:11,680
..take care.
1746
01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:36,480
Can you come over
to my place on Saturday?
1747
01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:38,640
I'll introduce you to my parents.
1748
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:44,880
Thank you.
1749
01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:50,080
I'd suggest that you wear
your hair patch when you come.
1750
01:37:50,640 --> 01:37:51,760
It suits you.
1751
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:52,920
It makes you look young.
1752
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:33,040
"What does the heart seek, my lost soul?"
1753
01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:37,760
"What does the heart want, my lost soul?"
1754
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:42,720
"What does the heart seek, my lost soul?"
1755
01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:47,960
"What does the heart want, my lost soul?"
1756
01:38:48,560 --> 01:38:50,880
"There is no desire
for being desired anymore"
1757
01:38:51,080 --> 01:38:53,560
"Is that a good thing?"
1758
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:58,560
"Why doesn't anything make
you happy anymore, my lost soul?"
1759
01:38:58,640 --> 01:39:01,680
"My lost soul..."
1760
01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:04,040
"My lost soul..."
1761
01:39:04,120 --> 01:39:08,800
"It is time to stop
and take stock of life"
1762
01:39:08,880 --> 01:39:11,280
"My lost soul..."
1763
01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:13,920
"My lost soul..."
1764
01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:19,040
"It is time to stop
and take stock of life"
1765
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:25,640
"Was what you got not enough?"
1766
01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:29,280
"What more did you gain by running away?"
1767
01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:31,640
"My lost soul..."
1768
01:39:31,990 --> 01:39:34,800
"My lost soul..."
1769
01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:39,240
"It is time to stop
and take stock of life"
1770
01:39:39,400 --> 01:39:40,960
Yes, I had my lunch.
1771
01:39:41,160 --> 01:39:43,120
Yes Shanti, I ate my lunch.
1772
01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:49,400
I'll call you back.
1773
01:39:52,280 --> 01:39:52,920
Sir?
1774
01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:55,080
Yes, Raj?
1775
01:39:55,680 --> 01:39:57,440
Tomorrow is my wedding anniversary.
1776
01:39:57,720 --> 01:39:59,440
We don't celebrate.
1777
01:39:59,960 --> 01:40:01,680
We'll just have dinner together.
1778
01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:02,960
Will you join us, sir?
1779
01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:04,600
Yes, I will.
1780
01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:05,760
Thank you, sir.
1781
01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:07,760
I'll Whatsapp you the address.
1782
01:40:07,960 --> 01:40:08,680
Thank you.
1783
01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:14,320
"O' wandering traveller..."
1784
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:18,920
"O' lonely bird, please come back"
1785
01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:26,600
"My heart already aches,
please don't hurt me anymore"
1786
01:40:27,040 --> 01:40:32,080
"With open windows
and doors of the heart..."
1787
01:40:32,360 --> 01:40:37,120
"I ask you to please come back"
1788
01:40:37,400 --> 01:40:39,760
"I love you"
1789
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:42,280
"It's time to make
yourself a better being"
1790
01:40:42,360 --> 01:40:46,150
"Don't push me away, I am your destiny"
1791
01:40:46,230 --> 01:40:48,720
"My lost soul..."
1792
01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:51,400
"My lost soul..."
1793
01:40:51,660 --> 01:40:56,040
"It is time to stop
and take stock of life"
1794
01:40:56,520 --> 01:40:59,040
"My lost soul..."
1795
01:40:59,120 --> 01:41:01,600
"My lost soul..."
1796
01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:07,360
"It is time to stop
and take stock of life"
1797
01:41:08,080 --> 01:41:13,040
"Was what you got not enough?"
1798
01:41:13,240 --> 01:41:16,720
"What more did you gain by running away?"
1799
01:41:16,960 --> 01:41:19,360
"My lost soul..."
1800
01:41:19,440 --> 01:41:22,000
"My lost soul..."
1801
01:41:22,560 --> 01:41:27,360
"It is time to stop
and take stock of life"
1802
01:41:27,440 --> 01:41:29,600
"My lost soul..."
1803
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:32,040
"My lost soul..."
1804
01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:36,760
"It is time to stop
and take stock of life"
1805
01:42:10,160 --> 01:42:12,200
- Please have some more, sir.
- No thank you, Raj.
1806
01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:13,600
Just a little.
1807
01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:16,280
Thank you, sister-in-law.
1808
01:42:16,360 --> 01:42:17,680
It's delicious.
1809
01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:19,560
Why are you not eating?
1810
01:42:21,640 --> 01:42:22,760
She'll have it later, sir.
1811
01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:25,160
Please have it.
1812
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:27,920
She'll eat later, sir.
1813
01:42:29,320 --> 01:42:30,960
Are you upset over something?
1814
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:35,800
No, sir. She cannot talk.
1815
01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:37,860
What do you mean?
1816
01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:40,200
She is mute, sir.
1817
01:42:42,840 --> 01:42:44,840
But those phone calls?
1818
01:42:44,920 --> 01:42:46,480
I do all the talking, sir.
1819
01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:48,600
She just listens.
1820
01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:52,960
I understand what her silence means.
1821
01:42:53,560 --> 01:42:55,200
I know what she will ask.
1822
01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:57,480
I take a guess and reply back.
1823
01:42:58,560 --> 01:42:59,680
I love her, sir.
1824
01:43:00,720 --> 01:43:01,720
I love her a lot.
1825
01:43:04,160 --> 01:43:07,600
I love both the good
and the bad things about her.
1826
01:43:08,720 --> 01:43:10,720
She can make a big list
of my shortcomings too.
1827
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:11,800
Ask her.
1828
01:43:13,440 --> 01:43:15,360
Yet she loves me a lot.
1829
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:19,200
This is what our life is.
1830
01:43:20,720 --> 01:43:23,760
Remember you had once said
that we are a perfect couple?
1831
01:43:27,040 --> 01:43:28,280
Do you still feel the same?
1832
01:43:32,320 --> 01:43:33,600
This is a strange world, sir.
1833
01:43:34,280 --> 01:43:35,920
We all talk about winning hearts...
1834
01:43:36,840 --> 01:43:38,960
...yet, we need to fall
in love with the face first.
1835
01:43:49,160 --> 01:43:49,720
Sir?
1836
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:52,680
Are you feeling comfortable here?
1837
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:56,000
I know it's a small house.
1838
01:43:59,280 --> 01:44:00,480
It's not small, Raj.
1839
01:44:02,040 --> 01:44:03,000
It's very big.
1840
01:44:03,480 --> 01:44:04,360
Sir...
1841
01:44:05,440 --> 01:44:07,280
Please have some rice pudding, sir.
1842
01:44:19,560 --> 01:44:20,630
Baldhead!
1843
01:44:24,910 --> 01:44:26,040
Baldie!
1844
01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:49,540
[Where I was, there God cannot be,
where God is, there is no me]
1845
01:44:49,620 --> 01:44:54,720
[Very narrow is the street of love
divine, two cannot pass at the same time]
1846
01:44:54,960 --> 01:44:56,040
Say that again.
1847
01:44:58,320 --> 01:44:59,720
Say it. Don't feel scared.
1848
01:45:02,320 --> 01:45:06,400
Baldpate, baldhead, boiled egg, hairless...
1849
01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:08,240
Or baldie.
1850
01:45:11,090 --> 01:45:13,320
These are the words we use
to address a hairless person, don't we?
1851
01:45:15,160 --> 01:45:16,840
You haven't said anything wrong.
1852
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:23,800
We are bound call this white
wall white and this green board green.
1853
01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:28,820
The problem doesn't lie
in the person who says baldie.
1854
01:45:31,000 --> 01:45:33,120
The problem lies in the
person who gets irritated by it.
1855
01:45:35,080 --> 01:45:36,120
The problem lies in me.
1856
01:45:38,200 --> 01:45:39,600
Where is it written..
1857
01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:42,720
..that fair skin is
good and dark skin is bad?
1858
01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:49,480
That the one with hair is
handsome and the one without is ugly?
1859
01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:55,120
That you should laugh at a
fat person and not at a thin person?
1860
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:56,280
Where is this mentioned?
1861
01:45:58,280 --> 01:45:59,200
We made this.
1862
01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:01,600
Our society made this.
1863
01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:05,350
We told everyone that
this is good and this is bad.
1864
01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:08,800
We decided who should
and should not we make fun of.
1865
01:46:11,480 --> 01:46:16,880
We taught everyone to say baldhead,
baldie, dwarf, midget, black.
1866
01:46:19,400 --> 01:46:20,890
To laugh and make fun of them.
1867
01:46:22,040 --> 01:46:24,400
And the people at the
receiving end too have learnt...
1868
01:46:24,480 --> 01:46:28,120
..to take offence and
then try to change themselves.
1869
01:46:29,400 --> 01:46:30,280
Why change?
1870
01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:35,160
So that no one makes fun of you again?
1871
01:46:36,960 --> 01:46:38,400
So that no one teases you again.
1872
01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:43,080
I feel sad because..
1873
01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:48,200
..what you did to me...
1874
01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:52,520
...I ended up doing
the same to someone else.
1875
01:46:55,720 --> 01:46:57,120
I ridiculed her.
1876
01:46:58,080 --> 01:46:58,960
I teased her.
1877
01:47:01,280 --> 01:47:02,480
I behaved badly with her.
1878
01:47:09,720 --> 01:47:11,240
I judged her for her looks.
1879
01:47:13,320 --> 01:47:14,320
Looks..
1880
01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:17,760
..which are given to us by God.
1881
01:47:19,320 --> 01:47:21,040
Scientifically speaking,
our genes decide that.
1882
01:47:24,160 --> 01:47:26,200
We have no control over them.
1883
01:47:33,720 --> 01:47:37,360
Therefore, henceforth,
anyone can call me anything they want.
1884
01:47:38,240 --> 01:47:40,680
Baldhead, baldpate, baldie.
1885
01:47:43,640 --> 01:47:44,640
I wouldn't mind it.
1886
01:47:47,320 --> 01:47:50,320
Yours' truly, the bald Hindi professor.
1887
01:48:58,720 --> 01:48:59,400
Sorry...
1888
01:49:04,960 --> 01:49:07,760
For calling you fatso in
my mind the first time I saw you.
1889
01:49:11,720 --> 01:49:12,560
Sorry...
1890
01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:19,960
For leaving before you
could finish your noodles.
1891
01:49:22,040 --> 01:49:22,760
Sorry...
1892
01:49:28,280 --> 01:49:30,880
For making you delete
our picture from Facebook.
1893
01:49:35,320 --> 01:49:35,960
Sorry...
1894
01:49:42,800 --> 01:49:45,160
For being so stupid.
1895
01:49:49,520 --> 01:49:50,280
Sorry...
1896
01:49:56,840 --> 01:50:00,040
For making you feel
that you lack something.
1897
01:50:03,440 --> 01:50:04,680
I don't deserve you.
1898
01:50:05,600 --> 01:50:06,320
But...
1899
01:50:08,400 --> 01:50:09,200
I love you.
1900
01:50:18,280 --> 01:50:19,400
Can you drop me to the Metro Station?
1901
01:50:31,400 --> 01:50:32,360
Wait.
1902
01:50:46,270 --> 01:50:48,010
By the way, don't lose your weight..
1903
01:50:48,090 --> 01:50:49,460
You are looking cute in this.
1904
01:50:49,840 --> 01:50:51,560
Don't do the hair transplant.
1905
01:50:51,640 --> 01:50:52,850
You are looking hot in this.
1906
01:50:54,560 --> 01:50:59,400
Mr. Batra, ask the professor
is he going to Apsara out on a honeymoon?
1907
01:50:59,480 --> 01:51:00,920
Or will he take her
out only for family dinners?
1908
01:51:01,960 --> 01:51:02,560
Will you?
1909
01:51:03,480 --> 01:51:04,840
- Speak up.
- I will, next week.
1910
01:51:04,920 --> 01:51:06,520
- Good.
- Next week.
1911
01:51:06,920 --> 01:51:09,840
- Sister-in-law, may I say something?
- Sure.
1912
01:51:10,080 --> 01:51:11,120
They make a lovely couple.
1913
01:51:11,200 --> 01:51:12,480
Thank you so much, sister.
1914
01:51:13,120 --> 01:51:14,760
By the way, where did you two meet?
1915
01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:16,160
- We...
- Facebook. - Tinder.
1916
01:51:18,160 --> 01:51:19,080
What's Tinder?
1917
01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:35,080
"The kohl in your
eyes is worth a million"
1918
01:51:35,160 --> 01:51:37,680
"Your big bright eyes
are targeting billions"
1919
01:51:42,880 --> 01:51:45,400
"The kohl in your
eyes is worth a million"
1920
01:51:45,480 --> 01:51:47,960
"Your big bright eyes
are targeting billions"
1921
01:51:50,240 --> 01:51:54,600
"Stealthily stealing hearts,
your outfit, my dear"
1922
01:51:55,360 --> 01:52:00,080
"It's killing the boys,
your outfit, my dear"
1923
01:52:00,840 --> 01:52:05,240
"Leaving everyone awestruck,
your outfit, my dear"
1924
01:52:05,600 --> 01:52:10,240
"It's killing the boys,
your outfit, my dear"
1925
01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:25,040
"Your beauty has made
the boys of my town go crazy"
1926
01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:28,880
"Your beauty has made
the boys of my town go crazy"
1927
01:52:28,960 --> 01:52:31,440
"The boys of my town have gone crazy"
1928
01:52:33,600 --> 01:52:38,600
"Counting the swing of waist,
your outfit, my dear"
1929
01:52:38,680 --> 01:52:43,000
"It is about to cause a storm,
your outfit, my dear"
1930
01:52:44,040 --> 01:52:48,600
"It's killing the boys,
your outfit, my dear"
1931
01:52:59,560 --> 01:53:02,360
"Gucci and Prada are also your fan"
1932
01:53:04,480 --> 01:53:07,600
"All the brands want you to promote them"
1933
01:53:09,960 --> 01:53:12,400
"Gucci and Prada guys are also your fan"
1934
01:53:12,480 --> 01:53:14,800
"All the brands want you to promote them"
1935
01:53:14,880 --> 01:53:19,440
"Mesmerises even the young lads,
your outfit, my dear"
1936
01:53:19,880 --> 01:53:24,440
"It's killing the boys,
your outfit, my dear"
1937
01:53:25,280 --> 01:53:29,720
"Leaving everyone awestruck,
your outfit, my dear"
1938
01:53:30,120 --> 01:53:34,810
"It's killing the boys,
your outfit, my dear"
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