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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:03,969 (GENTLE MUSIC) 2 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:33,499 (SPRAY PAINT CAN SHAKING) 3 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:36,735 (PAINT SPRAYING) 4 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,971 (RIPPING) 5 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:43,809 ("MAKE A MESS" BY THE UPSIDED) 6 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,981 ♪ Oh no, now, what have I done ♪ 7 00:00:48,983 --> 00:00:51,016 ♪ Do I even really care ♪ 8 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:52,851 ♪ Oh no, if you could do it again ♪ 9 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:55,087 ♪ You can chase me if you dare ♪ 10 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,056 ♪ Oh yeah, the sun is on me ♪ 11 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:59,191 ♪ Hotter than a? ♪ 12 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,426 ♪ Got nothing in the world that's bothering me ♪ 13 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:03,228 ♪ And nothing's gonna change that now ♪ 14 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,930 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess, ♪ 15 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:07,132 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ 16 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:09,201 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 17 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,103 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ 18 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:13,205 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 19 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,374 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ 20 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,242 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 21 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,378 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ 22 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,580 ♪ See what kinda trouble ♪ 23 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,515 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 24 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,250 ♪ Kinda trouble, kinda trouble ♪ 25 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,586 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 26 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,655 ♪ Ooh, I don't wanna grow up ♪ 27 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,623 ♪ Don't wanna make my bed ♪ 28 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,592 ♪ Ooh, I'm livin' it up ♪ 29 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,761 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 30 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,696 ♪ Ooh, gonna take it outside ♪ 31 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,798 ♪ In the yard, in the garden grows ♪ 32 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,633 ♪ Ooh, think I lost my mind ♪ 33 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,836 ♪ I don't care if it shows ♪ 34 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,671 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 35 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,673 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ 36 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,975 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 37 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:51,844 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ MARA: Ooh! 38 00:01:51,846 --> 00:01:53,812 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 39 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,014 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ Shit! 40 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:57,883 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 41 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,185 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ (HORN HONKING) 42 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,019 Mmm, here we go. (ENGINE RUMBLING) 43 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,622 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 44 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,932 (MARA HUMMING) 45 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:21,006 (THUDS) Shit! 46 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,608 Whatever. 47 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,610 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 48 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,679 (CAR HORN HONKING) 49 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,315 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 50 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,520 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 51 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,488 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ 52 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,557 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 53 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,626 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ 54 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:43,328 ♪ See what kinda trouble ♪ (EXHALES AND COUGHS) 55 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,863 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 56 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:45,964 ♪ Kinda trouble ♪ (CLEARS THROAT) 57 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,199 ♪ Kinda trouble ♪ Whoo. 58 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,001 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 59 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:50,002 ♪ Kinda trouble ♪ 60 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,236 ♪ See what kinda trouble ♪ 61 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:52,971 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 62 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,274 ♪ Kinda trouble ♪ 63 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,009 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 64 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,610 (DOOR SQUEAKS) 65 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,245 KELLY: I think I'm gonna get the pants as well. 66 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,814 Oh, my God, this is amazing! 67 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,350 Look at this stuff. 68 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,187 Ooh, yes, please. 69 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,290 ELLIE: You are so welcome. 70 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,025 Morning! 71 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:16,595 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 72 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,630 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ 73 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,599 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 74 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,268 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪ 75 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:25,704 ELLIE: Mara, you finding everything alright? 76 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,905 Oh, hey, Ellie! 77 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,907 Do you happen to have, like, a red belt? 78 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,109 Ooh, I don't know, let me check. 79 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:32,678 By the way, you're late again. 80 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,679 MARA: I got to gear up! 81 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:34,947 No way! 82 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:37,349 You know the rules, nothing over a $100. 83 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:38,984 Remember when you got guacamole 84 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,586 all over that beautiful Saint Laurent? 85 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,020 It washed off! 86 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,222 Kinda. 87 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:44,089 (GASPS) Mara! 88 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,290 What are you doing? 89 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,491 Oh, stop. 90 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,759 You got to wear the expensive shit 91 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,661 to sell the expensive shit. 92 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,798 Did you do your make-up high again? 93 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,700 Ellie, I'm not a degenerate. 94 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:57,636 I did my make-up and then I got high. 95 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,171 Well, you need to get your shit together 96 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:00,539 because there's a girl who wants to try on something 97 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,040 from the bridal section. 98 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,542 Oh, no, don't make me go over there. 99 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,444 I know, it's torture and it sucks your soul out. 100 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:06,478 But that's where the money is. 101 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,946 So, go make some. 102 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,982 And smile. 103 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:11,450 Smiling! 104 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:12,584 Absolutely not. 105 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,852 She looks like a hippie. 106 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,087 Like she's getting married in a barn. 107 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,455 Grandma, that's the point. 108 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,557 She is getting married in a barn. 109 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:19,825 Let's go back to Vera Wang. 110 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,393 This thrift shop is giving me shingles. 111 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,394 KELLY: It wasn't on your list. 112 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:23,929 Thrift shop, ugh! 113 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,163 KELLY: But I came in here last week and I found this, 114 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,398 and I love it. 115 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,967 MOTHER: Well, ivory is just very modern. 116 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:29,901 And it's a good deal. 117 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:30,969 (INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY) 118 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,237 It's a disco-onesie. 119 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:33,505 I won't pay for it. 120 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,907 I'm sorry, did I hear barn wedding? 121 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,442 (CHUCKLES) Even the sales girl thinks it's gauche. 122 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,678 Actually, I think it can be beautiful. 123 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,581 Sounds to me like you're planning the perfect wedding, um... 124 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,815 Kelly. 125 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,250 I love your necklace, by the way. 126 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:46,485 Thank you. 127 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,020 Actually it was my grandmother's. 128 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,789 Well, you have lovely taste. 129 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,691 It's timeless. 130 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,526 That's what you should wear for your wedding, 131 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:57,262 something you'll still love in 50 years. 132 00:04:57,264 --> 00:05:01,233 But this outfit is not quite marriage material. 133 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:05,771 Kelly, you're a kind of girl who stands out. 134 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:10,642 This lace-sleeved jumpsuit, it's so background dancer. 135 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:15,047 But this vintage ivory gown. 136 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:17,549 Uh! 137 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,084 I mean. 138 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,086 That is stunning. 139 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,321 How much is it? 140 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,755 Most people set up payment plans 141 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,258 for the pieces in our elite collection. 142 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,927 This one with the crushed-diamond inlay? 143 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,362 It's my dream gown. 144 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:31,897 (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC) 145 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,932 Let's try her on. 146 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,267 My hairdresser's step-brother 147 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,469 dates one of Meghan Markle's stylists. 148 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,439 This piece is exactly like the one Meghan wanted to wear 149 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,641 at the royal wedding. 150 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:43,608 The queen, though? 151 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,644 Total buzzkill about it. 152 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:46,978 (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC) 153 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,481 Oh, honey, you look beautiful! 154 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,382 Lovely. 155 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:51,216 Love it. 156 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,451 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 157 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,618 I need to take a picture of this. 158 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:54,886 It's too good not to. (ELLIE GIGGLES) 159 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:55,821 Yeah. 160 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,155 MARA: Smile! 161 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:57,956 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) (UPBEAT MUSIC) 162 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,124 (CASH REGISTER DING) 163 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,259 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 164 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,661 ♪ Move it fast, move it slow ♪ 165 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,930 ♪ Another round, let it flow ♪ 166 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,132 ♪ Take it up, take it down ♪ 167 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,067 ♪ Do it slow, the light goes down ♪ 168 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:12,871 ♪ Move it fast, move it slow ♪ 169 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:20,379 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 170 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:26,118 WOMAN: Just right around this corner. 171 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,453 (SNIFFLES) 172 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:38,430 Are you, uh, are you okay? 173 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:42,502 Yeah. 174 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,137 Thanks. 175 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:49,007 You sure, 'cause you don't seem like it. 176 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,175 I just saw my boyfriend 177 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,943 hooking up with another girl outside. 178 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,645 I wanna leave. 179 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:56,448 But he's sitting by the door, and my phone is dead. 180 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,416 Hey, say no more. 181 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,917 I know a way out the back, 182 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,186 and I will call you a Lyft, we'll get you out of here. 183 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,587 Mm-hmm. 184 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,022 WOMAN: I can't ask you for that. 185 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,424 Yeah, you can. 186 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,960 Girls got to have each other's backs, all right? 187 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,630 And you deserve so much more! 188 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,864 Hey, look at it this way. 189 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,099 You found a swan, you've got your out. 190 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:14,900 (WOMAN SNIFFLES) 191 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,535 Now you can go be you. 192 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:19,104 Come on, let's get you out of here. 193 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,839 Get you in that Lyft. 194 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,908 You never know, maybe he'll be cute. 195 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,009 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 196 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:24,843 Hey, girl! 197 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,645 ALEX: Hi. 198 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,613 Alex Feinberg, what is wrong? 199 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,148 This cute guy just completely blew me off. 200 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,616 It's fine, it's nothing, it's fine. 201 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:32,451 It's fine. 202 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:33,285 I'm gonna die alone. 203 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:34,419 I think you need this. 204 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:35,353 - A lot. - Thank you. 205 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:36,822 Look, I keep telling you, 206 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,458 you're never going to meet someone wearing cargo shorts. 207 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:42,093 And I keep telling you that they're functional. 208 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,495 You look like a carpenter. 209 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,329 Trust me. 210 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:45,397 I work in fashion. 211 00:07:45,399 --> 00:07:46,765 (SCOFFS) Hardly. 212 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,200 Please. 213 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:51,336 Today I sold a sick vintage gown to a barn bride. 214 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,338 Do you remember when my sister got married? 215 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,807 You compared her wedding to genocide. 216 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,710 If words can kill, then vows can massacre. 217 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,212 Well, she's happier than ever. 218 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:03,915 Oh, I forgot to tell you, she doesn't say hi, by the way. 219 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,884 Oh, she'll warm up to me, give it time. 220 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,653 Now this, this is something that I can't get over. 221 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,955 Put on some jeans! 222 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:10,889 Okay, I don't think you understand 223 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,123 how many things I can fit. 224 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,059 I've got my wallet and keys, okay? 225 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,494 I can't. 226 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,395 And a beer, which you'll thank me for later. 227 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,364 I have chap stick and sunglasses in here, some, some, 228 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:20,632 you're not even listening to me. 229 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,567 (GASPS) Oh, I know what you're doing. 230 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:23,401 Wait for me. 231 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,504 Wait, wait, wait. 232 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:26,471 Pre-game or booty call? 233 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:27,339 Neither, dinner. 234 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,406 God, you're awful. 235 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:29,875 Thank you. 236 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:30,976 No one is gonna buy you dinner on a first date 237 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,010 at nine at night. 238 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,712 Stop being so cynical, Alex. 239 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,681 I believe that there is a guy out there somewhere 240 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,750 - dumb enough... - Horny enough. 241 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,218 To buy a girl an expensive meal 242 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,586 the first time he meets her. 243 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,488 Now, help me find him. 244 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,459 Okay, I will swipe for you, so you don't feel shallow, 245 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:48,293 even though you are. 246 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:49,961 You're the best. 247 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,030 - Okay, this one is... - Hot! 248 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,064 But do we think he'll actually buy me dinner? 249 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,066 Hmph, no. 250 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,501 Okay, okay, into it. 251 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,003 He's a chef, it's meant to be. 252 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:02,073 There is an alternative to dating for food, you know? 253 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:02,908 And that is? 254 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,476 Dating for love. 255 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,914 Ew, don't be disgusting. 256 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,183 Let's see. 257 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:16,288 I will have the balsamic and mustard-glazed chicken, 258 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:19,524 and I'll start with the tuna "tartar". 259 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:20,458 Very good. 260 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,960 It's "tartare". 261 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,094 Whatever. 262 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,497 WAITER: And for you, sir? 263 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,400 Uh. 264 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:29,734 (EXHALES) 265 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,002 Whoa, jeez. 266 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:34,973 Uh, I'll have the side salad and this bread. 267 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:35,941 Really great. 268 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,643 You can, uh, keep that coming. 269 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,145 Hm, yeah. 270 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,113 Had a late lunch. 271 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,348 Mm. 272 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,750 Excuse me, uh, before I settle on the chicken, 273 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,420 talk to me about that special. 274 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:53,191 It is a bone-in, 16 ounce Wagyu beef rib eye. 275 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,361 And it is by far the best thing on the menu. 276 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,529 Ah! 277 00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:58,630 Well, then it's settled. 278 00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,998 I'll have the steak! (GIGGLES) 279 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,832 WAITER: Excellent choice. 280 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,833 MARA: Oh, thank you. 281 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:02,901 Thank you. 282 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,372 Hungry, aren't you? 283 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,506 Mm, mm-hmm. 284 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,109 Um. 285 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,346 (CHUCKLES) Okay, hold on. 286 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:16,748 I'm not a celebrity chef, okay? 287 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:20,285 I make minimum wage at the diner down the street. 288 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,587 I make minimum wage, too. 289 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,558 Would you like to get outta here? 290 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,560 Okay. 291 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,661 Whoo, all right! 292 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,863 Great, I'd like to have my lights on this month. 293 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,697 What? 294 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:33,932 JAKE: Nothin'. 295 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,701 (LIGHTS BUZZING) 296 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,337 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 297 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,308 All right. 298 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,476 There you go. 299 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:46,379 Wow! 300 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,880 Those are some fancy pancakes! 301 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,448 JAKE: Right? 302 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,983 Yes. 303 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,084 Come to mama. 304 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,991 (MOANS) Why is this so good? 305 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,093 Well, I've been making pancakes since I was six. 306 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,328 Mm. 307 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,597 Grandma told me never to fear the flavor. 308 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:09,100 Plus, I just graduated from culinary school, so. 309 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:09,934 - Oh, well. - Yeah, yeah. 310 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,403 Where you from? 311 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,439 Virginia. 312 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,475 Moved out here for a girl. 313 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,145 Didn't really work out. 314 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,713 Then why'd you stay? 315 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,515 I wanna bring the South to Southern California 316 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,883 and open up a restaurant. 317 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,052 What would you call it? 318 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,653 Mara's. 319 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,487 Smooth. 320 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,422 Right? 321 00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:31,156 You liked it a little bit. 322 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:31,990 A little bit. 323 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,892 Thought so. 324 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:37,662 But until then, cooking here is fun, too. 325 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:38,730 They let me create a salad. 326 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,131 Ugh, I hate salad. 327 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,535 No, no, no, you wouldn't if I made it. 328 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:52,811 It's kinda uncool to hustle dating apps for food. 329 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,746 It's called using people. 330 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,281 Men use women all the time. 331 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,115 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 332 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,483 Well, I don't. 333 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,620 Guess I'll just have to sleep with you then. 334 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,888 (CHOKES) 335 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:08,293 (CHUCKLES) Am I making you nervous? 336 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,596 (SIRENS IN BACKGROUND) 337 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,904 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 338 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,140 Do I seem nervous? 339 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,843 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 340 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,479 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 341 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:31,783 No kitchen? 342 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,617 No, but it's cheap. 343 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:33,451 How much? 344 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,285 1500 a month. 345 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,120 Oh! 346 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,187 Good deal! 347 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,021 Right? 348 00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:39,657 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 349 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,594 Do you have a condom? 350 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,329 Uh, yeah, hold on. 351 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,766 Um. 352 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,502 (GROANS) Where is it? 353 00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,604 I have one, I know I have one. 354 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,272 (MARA CHUCKLES) 355 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,373 Ah, ah, okay, I got it. 356 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,475 (LAUGHS) Organized, yeah. 357 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,978 - My bad, I was just... - Shh. 358 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,346 Just shh. 359 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,948 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 360 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,822 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 361 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,435 (PHONE RINGING) 362 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,937 Yeah, I'm sorry, she just stepped into a meeting. 363 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,740 Yes, I'll go ahead and take a message 364 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:29,874 and I will have her call you back. 365 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,042 MARA: Hello. 366 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,477 Thank you, bye. 367 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,180 Well, someone is glowing. 368 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,781 Who is this? 369 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:37,615 Hello! 370 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,449 Mara, meet Charlie. 371 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,185 Charlie, that's Mara. 372 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,020 MARA: You got another rescue? 373 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,488 Yes, Mara. 374 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,989 Another one. 375 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,493 I do not blame you, this one seems really sweet. 376 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,794 All right, fill me in, how was last night? 377 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,062 It was fine. 378 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,363 He made pancakes. 379 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,965 Oh, he made pancakes? 380 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,367 Yeah, and did you, did you have these pancakes last night 381 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,436 or this morning? 382 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,104 A lady never tells. 383 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,440 (PHONES RINGING IN BACKGROUND) 384 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,675 Both. 385 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,109 Oh, Mara Baylor, you little slut! 386 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,110 (BOTH GIGGLE) 387 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,112 Shh! 388 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,147 Hey, Jim. 389 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:09,981 JIM: Hey, Alex. 390 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,282 It's good to see you. 391 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,618 All right, so, what was his flaw? 392 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,086 What do you mean, what's his flaw? 393 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,222 You know what I mean, you're always looking for a flaw. 394 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,924 Well, maybe he doesn't have one. 395 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,927 And who knows, I may never hear from him again, so. 396 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,563 (PHONE CHIMES) 397 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:32,937 Don't look at me. 398 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:33,939 Yeah. 399 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:40,245 ("MAYBE" BY STACY CLARK) 400 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,482 ♪ I can't describe ♪ 401 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,451 ♪ The feeling that feels ♪ 402 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,219 ♪ The something that I like ♪ 403 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,323 ♪ It's so surreal ♪ 404 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,992 ♪ To be with you, nothing to lose ♪ 405 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,661 ♪ So put it on the line ♪ 406 00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,531 ♪ Maybe it's you ♪ 407 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:04,535 ♪ Maybe it's me ♪ 408 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:08,506 ♪ Maybe we're all too scared ♪ 409 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:12,810 ♪ To recognize a good thing ♪ 410 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:16,481 (BRIGHT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 411 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,065 JAKE: Okay, here we go. 412 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,067 Okay. 413 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:36,969 Enjoy. 414 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,371 (GLASSES CLINK) 415 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,540 ♪ Maybe ♪ 416 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,276 ♪ Maybe it's a good thing ♪ 417 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,346 ♪ Let's keep it chill ♪ 418 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,782 ♪ The feeling is real ♪ 419 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,051 ♪ All we've got is time ♪ 420 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:56,321 ♪ It's understood ♪ 421 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,189 ♪ We'll get it wrong, we'll get it right ♪ 422 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,491 ♪ We're waking up tonight ♪ 423 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,328 ♪ Maybe it's you ♪ 424 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,397 Well, he's got a good ass. 425 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,132 He's got a great ass! 426 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:08,967 You know what? 427 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:09,801 To great asses. 428 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:10,635 Hm. 429 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,004 (GLASSES CLINK) 430 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:13,871 (POOL BALLS CLACKING IN BACKGROUND) 431 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,073 Look at us. 432 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,375 You're in skinny jeans, I have a boyfriend. 433 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,576 Boyfriend? 434 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,312 Yup. 435 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,045 Wow, look at you, you're growing up. 436 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:25,283 And my jeans are so tight, I can't feel my legs. 437 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,852 (MARA LAUGHS) 438 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,689 (BRIGHT MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 439 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,695 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 440 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,572 You know, you should really show your work. 441 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,273 Mm, I don't know. 442 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,343 I don't think I'm ready to jump into that just yet. 443 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,746 I think you should jump. 444 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,214 You become an artist 445 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,982 the minute you start showing your stuff to the world. 446 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:58,984 I guess. 447 00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,689 (PHONE RINGING) 448 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,523 MARA: Hello? 449 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,457 JESSICA: Hey, sis. 450 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,658 Jessica? 451 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,960 Why are you calling me? 452 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,595 Oh, my God, what's wrong, who died? 453 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,130 No, what? 454 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:12,964 Is it that weird that I'm calling you? 455 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:13,765 You're late. 456 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:14,565 Sorry. 457 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,500 So no one is dead? 458 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,702 Shut up, I have big news. 459 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:22,373 I am happy to announce I'm getting married! 460 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,207 MARA: What? 461 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,042 I'm getting married! 462 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:24,876 MARA: To who? 463 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,077 JESSICA: Brian. 464 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,112 MARA: Why are you marrying Brian? 465 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,716 Um, because he asked me and I love him. 466 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,485 Ugh, last Christmas, Brian clogged mom's toilet so bad, 467 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,421 even the plumber said he's never seen anything like it. 468 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,624 Mara, all boys are gross, okay? 469 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,260 Yes, but not all boys are scary dumb. 470 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,829 Brian thought euthanasia was a country. 471 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,998 And after the train wreck we call "mom and dad," 472 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,833 why are you even getting married in the first place? 473 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,069 Damn it, this is exactly why I never call you. 474 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,670 Just because mom and dad had a rough time, 475 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,339 doesn't mean that you and I need to protect ourselves 476 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,141 by being alone forever. 477 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,376 So you're not at all worried 478 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,511 that Brian won't just up and leave you one day 479 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,313 for his shrink, and then, you're stuck with a baby, 480 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,248 a clogged toilet and... 481 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,985 Mara, can you just say you're happy for me? 482 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,321 (SIGHS) 483 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,923 I'm happy for you. 484 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,624 I'm getting married! 485 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,626 Hm. 486 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,562 Mara, what the fuck? 487 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,098 My sister's getting married to clogged-toilet guy. 488 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,132 Oh. 489 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,867 Oh, that's exciting. 490 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,138 Ugh, whatever. 491 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,139 There you go, Luna. 492 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,708 (PHONE RINGS) 493 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,913 Robbie, wassup, man? 494 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,315 I miss you. 495 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:37,982 ROBBIE: I'm on speakerphone with Violet. 496 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:38,983 Big news, bro. 497 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,384 Violet and I are getting married! 498 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,919 (LAUGHS) (SCREAMING) 499 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:42,753 Yeah? 500 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,688 Yeah, I knew it. 501 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,655 Congratulations, man! 502 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,823 I'm so happy for you. 503 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:46,657 You know we all love Violet. 504 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,059 Look at you. 505 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,894 My big brother just getting married and whatnot. 506 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,462 Oh, you know, I thought he would never ask. 507 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,531 I was just waiting for the perfect moment, you know? 508 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,832 Oh, perfect moment. 509 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,501 I made the perfect moment. 510 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,270 Put on some Jagged Edge, popped a bottle of bubbly. 511 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,740 And then she said... Marry me, or get out! 512 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,375 And now I'mma be Mrs. Harrison. 513 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,209 (SCREAMING) 514 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,611 (LAUGHS) 515 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:07,845 Yeah. 516 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,213 Oh, shit, I got to go, I got to go, man. 517 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,448 I love you, though. 518 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,649 Congratulations. 519 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,386 Give Violet my love, I'll talk to you later. 520 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:20,358 ("DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND" BY MEGHAN TRAINOR) 521 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,693 Not going to her wedding. 522 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,098 You got to be kidding me. 523 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,373 Why? 524 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,841 Seriously? 525 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,843 Ugh! 526 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,579 (SQUEALING) 527 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:45,917 Wow. 528 00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,351 Oh, my God! 529 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,021 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 530 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,255 Do you even know this many people? 531 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,089 Ugh. 532 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,724 This is insane. 533 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,459 So how many does this make altogether? 534 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,961 14. 535 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:30,963 15. 536 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,465 Me, fifteen weddings. 537 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,700 Is this karma? 538 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,236 I call it payback. 539 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,904 You know, most of them are Jake's. 540 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:44,308 Learn from my mistakes, Alex, never date an old guy. 541 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,443 Jake is 29. 542 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:49,046 Exactly, he's in his deep 20s. 543 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,117 If I go to these weddings, I'm gonna meet everyone. 544 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,753 Jake is going to meet everyone. 545 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,821 Oh! 546 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,055 Yeah. 547 00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,291 That, that's part of being in a relationship. 548 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,094 If I go, I'm committing to being his girlfriend 549 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,595 for, like, a whole year. 550 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,597 And? 551 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,199 Who knows what I'll be doing in a year? 552 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:10,368 I could, like, (COUGHS) 553 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,504 be living in Austin or Tulum. 554 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,339 (CHUCKLES) 555 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,774 You're exhibiting zero logic right now. 556 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,843 Tulum is a one-week trip, tops. 557 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,145 (COUGHS) 558 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,480 Mmm. 559 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,881 Yeah, you're right. 560 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,883 I have no choice. 561 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,886 I am breaking up with Jake tonight. 562 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,026 (PLEASUREFUL MOANING) 563 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,028 Oh my god. 564 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,030 Yes, yes. 565 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,902 (SIGHS) 566 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,471 (LIGHT MUSIC) 567 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,065 Jake? 568 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,467 Jake, wake up, we need to talk. 569 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,035 Jake! 570 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:18,836 (GASPS) 571 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,282 What, I'm up. 572 00:22:20,283 --> 00:22:21,727 There are way too many weddings and I'm freaking out. 573 00:22:21,728 --> 00:22:23,172 It's giving me anxiety, and we need to do something. 574 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,076 It's like the middle of the night. 575 00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:26,277 Can we do this in the morning? 576 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:27,511 No, we need to cut some now! 577 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,746 I don't have the money for it! 578 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,348 Traveling, wedding gifts, the outfits, 579 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,049 committing to you for, like, a year? 580 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,084 - What? - What? 581 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:34,185 Huh? 582 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,386 Nothing. 583 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,387 Uh, okay, yeah. 584 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,388 It's a lot. 585 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,422 It is a lot. 586 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,623 And it gets expensive, 587 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,458 but between your high-school friends 588 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,625 and my college friends, 589 00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,094 your sister and my brother, who do we cut? 590 00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:46,997 Okay, so I thought a lot about this while I was peeing. 591 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,532 Uh-huh. 592 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,135 And I think that we should make a drinking game of it. 593 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,503 We go through each wedding, 594 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,038 and if we don't agree on something... 595 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,407 Whoever wants to keep the wedding has to take a shot. 596 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:57,409 Exactly. 597 00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,677 I'll go get the vodka. 598 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:00,679 Alright. 599 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,348 Did you slap me? 600 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,583 MARA: Uh-huh. 601 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,917 Okay. 602 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,553 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 603 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:12,890 Sara's the shit. 604 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,225 She was in my top eight all throughout middle school. 605 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,893 I've never even heard of Sara before. 606 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,895 She's my cousin! 607 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,196 She talked me through my first period. 608 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,198 In high school, we threw him in a dumpster. 609 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,666 There was blood everywhere. 610 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:25,269 And he almost got crushed by a trash compactor. 611 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:28,072 And Becca was cool about it! 612 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,507 Dope. 613 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:33,477 I'll kinda have to go to Gilman's wedding. 614 00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:35,112 I don't care if it's his second wedding. 615 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,380 That man taught me how to fish. 616 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:37,515 We spent all day on the river. 617 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:40,284 Me, Murphy, Murphy's dad, 618 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,353 Murphy's dad's special friend Svetlana. 619 00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:43,554 Slevana? 620 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:44,722 Oh, my God. 621 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,425 He was doing Svetlana. 622 00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:52,229 I actually don't know who Lauren is. 623 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,998 Maybe she worked in a LA store. 624 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,200 We salt-crusted a sea bass together! 625 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,569 You guys must've really connected. 626 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:01,138 Maybe she was in that one yoga class I took. 627 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,707 (LAUGHS) 628 00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:04,909 Maybe I just went to camp with her. 629 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,110 (GASPS) 630 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,044 Was Lauren the girl who got lice? 631 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,078 Oh, Lauren! 632 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,313 She was in my band! 633 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:10,681 You had a band? 634 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,183 Yeah, I did, until Lauren joined 635 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:15,920 and then she kicked me down to background vocals. 636 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,222 Seven weddings in a year. 637 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,257 It's gonna be fun. 638 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,861 Yeah, we'll see. 639 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,330 (CHUCKLES) 640 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:29,333 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 641 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,541 What? 642 00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:38,742 I don't know what it is about a guy in slacks, 643 00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:41,178 but you look super-hot. 644 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,246 Is that right? 645 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,747 Oh, that is right. 646 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,083 Between you and your suit, me and my side boob, mm! 647 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,085 Yeah. 648 00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:49,220 You look good. 649 00:24:49,222 --> 00:24:50,222 Here. 650 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,491 It may get cold. 651 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:56,026 Uh, thanks, but no thanks. 652 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:56,861 (CHUCKLES) 653 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:57,863 Okay. 654 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:02,066 MARA: Jake, who's that? 655 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:03,901 JAKE: Remember the girl I moved to LA for? 656 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,302 That's Nicole? 657 00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:08,038 That's the girl who dumped you? 658 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,240 Yup. 659 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:11,275 She's like a supermodel. 660 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,611 Nicole is not a supermodel. 661 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,112 She did cheerleading for the Broncos for a little bit, 662 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,780 but that's about it. 663 00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,015 I need more makeup. 664 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,216 I need my face to be better than her face. 665 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,651 Nicole doesn't really wear makeup. 666 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,219 Just a little lip gloss. 667 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,788 That's just her face and a little gloss? 668 00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,190 Yo, Harrison? 669 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,525 - Oh! - Oh, shit! 670 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:29,093 What's up, man? 671 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,394 What's good, boy? 672 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:31,629 Good to see you, man. 673 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:32,296 Uh, Gilman, my girlfriend, Mara. 674 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,164 Mara, Gilman. 675 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,165 Trash-compactor dude! 676 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,400 Yup! 677 00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:37,201 Still got the scar and everything. 678 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,168 Yo, remember Miller? 679 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,403 With the hair? 680 00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:40,070 Dude's going bald, you got to come see it, bro. 681 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,005 JAKE: No way. 682 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:41,739 It's crazy, it's a joke. 683 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,040 I'mma take him. 684 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:43,707 - We'll be right back. - I'll be back, I'm sorry. 685 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:44,375 Okay. 686 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:45,476 I'll be fine. 687 00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:47,611 I'll be okay. 688 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,820 (SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 689 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:01,859 Oh, Jesus Christ. 690 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,260 Please do not come over here. 691 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:04,461 Please turn around. 692 00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:05,462 Mara, right? 693 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:06,463 Uh, hi! 694 00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:07,464 You must be Nicole! 695 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,166 - Hi. - Uh-huh. 696 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,569 Oh, my God, you're adorable! 697 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,437 I mean, I heard Jake was dating someone younger, 698 00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,639 but he really robbed the cradle, didn't he? 699 00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:17,908 (CHUCKLES) 700 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,243 Youthful glow. 701 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,544 Not all of us can be so blessed. 702 00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:25,182 But you can't be older than, uh, what, 32, 33? 703 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:28,052 (CHUCKLES) 704 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,020 I love the jumpsuit. 705 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,589 It's so revealing. 706 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,524 How sweet! 707 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:36,493 Cool, uh, necklace. 708 00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:40,130 Oh, thanks! 709 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:41,365 Yeah, Janet got it for me. 710 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,200 Early birthday gifts. 711 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:44,202 Janet? 712 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,605 Jake's mom. 713 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,073 Oh, we're really close. 714 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:50,774 He didn't tell you? 715 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:53,944 (NERVOUSLY CHUCKLES) 716 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,086 Another Scotch, please. 717 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:03,354 Maybe you should slow down. 718 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:04,588 They haven't even passed out the appetizers yet. 719 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,123 Fucking rehearsal dinners. 720 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,393 Why do people have weddings before their actual wedding? 721 00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:11,161 And, no, I will not slow down 722 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,863 because I only know two people here. 723 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:15,499 My boyfriend, who is currently at his high-school reunion, 724 00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:17,568 and his ex, who is that. 725 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,205 Damn. 726 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:22,207 Yeah. 727 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:27,144 That is exactly why I need another Scotch, please. 728 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,313 Alright, I got you. 729 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,547 I'll make it a double. 730 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:32,149 Thank you. 731 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,785 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 732 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:50,735 That slut! 733 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,140 Are you gonna let her clown you like that? 734 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:57,441 Oh, hell, no. 735 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:00,911 ("LE FREAK" BY CHIC) 736 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,347 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ 737 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:07,017 ♪ Freak out ♪ 738 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,653 ♪ Ah, freak out ♪ 739 00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:11,422 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ 740 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:12,790 ♪ Freak out ♪ 741 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,591 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ 742 00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,527 ♪ Ah, freak out ♪ 743 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:21,598 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ 744 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,571 ♪ Have you heard about the new dance craze ♪ 745 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,940 ♪ Listen to us, I'm sure you'll be amazed ♪ 746 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,208 ♪ They're doing it night and day ♪ 747 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,011 ♪ The mouse, let's shew it away ♪ 748 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,947 ♪ Ah, freak out ♪ 749 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,449 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ 750 00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:42,252 ♪ Freak out ♪ 751 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:43,954 ♪ Ah, freak out ♪ 752 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:44,955 Are you sure you don't want any water? 753 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,857 You seem really drunk. 754 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,760 Shh! 755 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,229 Mara, where you've been? 756 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:53,230 I've been looking for you. 757 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,231 Dance-off, bitch! 758 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,466 Whoa! 759 00:28:55,468 --> 00:28:56,233 Oh, Mara, how much have you had to drink? 760 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,469 Now!- - I'm sorry, you wanna do what? 761 00:28:58,471 --> 00:28:59,937 She's trying to steal your heart 762 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:03,807 and I'm gonna stop her from doing that, by dancing. 763 00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:06,710 Okay. 764 00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:07,945 Are you ready to be owned? 765 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,646 I'mma own your ass. 766 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:10,647 I'm gonna. 767 00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:12,116 You think you can twerk? 768 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:13,517 Oh, you think you can twerk? 769 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,252 This is how you twerk. 770 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,121 Well, I can twerk better. 771 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,889 I can do the split! 772 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:19,990 Okay. 773 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:20,991 Alright, mm-hmm.. 774 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:21,992 Mm. 775 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:22,826 I'm gonna throw up. 776 00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:23,660 You have to, okay. 777 00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:24,495 I'm gonna throw up. 778 00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:25,329 There you go. 779 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:26,296 (RETCHING) 780 00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,932 Alright, okay, get it out. 781 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:29,933 There we go. 782 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:30,935 Good job. 783 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,003 Uh-huh. 784 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:34,071 You alright? 785 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,406 Well, I'm finished. 786 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,709 Okay, let's just go to sleep. 787 00:29:38,711 --> 00:29:39,710 Come on. 788 00:29:39,712 --> 00:29:40,744 Okay. 789 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,045 Happy birthday. 790 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:43,981 Goodnight, y'all. 791 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:44,982 Wait, where is my camera? 792 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,183 Mara. 793 00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:46,984 Give me my camera, did you steal my camera? 794 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:48,185 Mara, no. 795 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:48,986 GUEST: I'll come, I'll come back. 796 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:49,787 Get her out of here? 797 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:50,721 We're just gonna go. 798 00:29:50,723 --> 00:29:51,522 Don't you touch my camera. 799 00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:53,190 Don't you touch my man. 800 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:57,594 Is everyone staring at me? 801 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:58,596 Yup. 802 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,799 Tell me this isn't real. 803 00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,367 It sure is. 804 00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:04,635 Oh. 805 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:05,636 Oh, snap! 806 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:06,637 Are these Eggs Sardou? 807 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:07,871 Egg so what? 808 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:08,639 Uh, poached eggs, artichoke hearts. 809 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:09,907 Really? 810 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,241 Uh. 811 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:13,544 There's alcohol in that. 812 00:30:13,546 --> 00:30:14,546 Yes. 813 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,948 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 814 00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:23,020 I love single people at weddings. 815 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,254 They're only here for two things. 816 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,690 Free appetizers and amateur hook-up hour. 817 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:27,958 That's why they're always the first ones 818 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,259 to storm the raw bar. 819 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,260 Why? 820 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:31,295 Duh, aphrodisiacs. 821 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:32,296 Ah! 822 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,297 Ooh! 823 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:34,299 Okay, see? 824 00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:36,667 Look. 825 00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:38,202 Look at what he's doing. 826 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:42,239 He's saying whatever it takes to get his lips on her oyster. 827 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,073 That's gross. 828 00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:44,274 I know. 829 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:45,275 I love it. 830 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:46,410 I can't look away. 831 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:47,544 Well, I'm gonna look away. 832 00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:50,380 Looking away, looking away, looking. 833 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:51,815 Oh, there's Alex. 834 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,355 Aww. 835 00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,823 He found a crush. 836 00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:02,092 That guy? 837 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:03,094 Mm-hmm. 838 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:06,697 Well, I think I can make that happen. 839 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:07,965 Uh, I don't know if that's a good idea. 840 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:09,366 Alex will talk to him if he wants to. 841 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:10,767 Come on, I'm trying to win some points 842 00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:11,869 with your best friend. 843 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:13,303 I don't know, Jake. 844 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:14,872 Thank you so much. 845 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:15,874 Jake! 846 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,911 He's cute. 847 00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:21,979 Who's cute? 848 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,046 The guy you've been staring at. 849 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:24,147 Don't play dumb. 850 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:25,582 I'm not playing du. 851 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:30,621 This is a, this is a beautiful golf course, by the way. 852 00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:31,822 Do you golf, Jake? 853 00:31:31,824 --> 00:31:32,756 I do. 854 00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:33,991 You know what? 855 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:34,758 You should man up and let me be your wingman. 856 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,760 I don't. 857 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:37,928 No? 858 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,196 Okay, that's fine. 859 00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:40,464 I'll do it. 860 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:41,465 No, no! 861 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:42,966 Hah, do not engage with Zak. 862 00:31:42,968 --> 00:31:44,368 I am being dead serious right now. 863 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:45,636 Like, uh, if there's a fire, let him burn. 864 00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:46,837 I mean it. 865 00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:48,438 But you already know his name is Zak? 866 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,440 I... 867 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:51,174 Mm-hmm. 868 00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:52,609 Great. 869 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:53,277 You would make a really cute couple, though. 870 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:54,311 Just saying. 871 00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:58,181 So good to see you. 872 00:31:58,183 --> 00:32:00,517 I'll talk, I'll talk to you... Go on. 873 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:01,752 I can do this. 874 00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:02,986 Yes, you can. 875 00:32:02,988 --> 00:32:04,521 Go get him, tiger. 876 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,057 Okay. 877 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,126 - Oh. - It's a thing. 878 00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:11,762 I can do this, I can do this. 879 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:21,071 But, yes, I mean, it's cool to see it. 880 00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:22,839 I can't do this. 881 00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:23,840 Nope, can't, I can't do this. 882 00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:24,841 It's okay. 883 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:25,976 You'll get him next time. 884 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:26,977 JAKE: Hey, Zak, right? 885 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,812 ZAK: Yeah. How's it going? 886 00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:29,746 Jake. 887 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:31,148 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 888 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:31,815 I'm here with my girlfriend and our friend. 889 00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:32,482 I'm gonna kill him. 890 00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:33,517 Alex. 891 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:34,751 He's got a good ass. 892 00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:35,986 He's got a great ass. 893 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:38,455 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: We now invite all guests 894 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,690 to take their seats 895 00:32:39,692 --> 00:32:41,525 as the ceremony is about to begin. 896 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:42,359 Okay, come on. 897 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:43,460 It's okay, calm down. 898 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:44,462 Oh. 899 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:46,296 I got you, man. 900 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,631 You can thank me at your wedding. 901 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,866 (CHUCKLES) 902 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:50,868 Ow! 903 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,371 I haven't had a titty-twister since middle school. 904 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:55,505 (GROANS) 905 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:57,007 Guys, stop! 906 00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:57,941 I'm sorry, Mara, but your boyfriend's being a dick, 907 00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,843 and now I'm gonna beat his ass. 908 00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:01,078 (GROANS) 909 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:01,878 Like, that's how you beat someone's ass? 910 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,780 (GROANS) 911 00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:06,917 Do men even have twistable nipples? 912 00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:09,920 Well, it's more in the pinch than it is in the twist. 913 00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:10,921 - Oh. - Hey guys. 914 00:33:10,923 --> 00:33:13,090 You havin' a good time? 915 00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:14,291 Yes. 916 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:15,292 Uh, sorry. 917 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:16,693 Sorry, that was stupid. 918 00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:19,196 I was teaching him some dance moves. 919 00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:20,230 Oh, cool. 920 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,733 Hey, who are you sitting with? 921 00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:24,701 Who I am sitting with? 922 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:25,703 I'm, 923 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,905 don't, I don't, nobody. 924 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,240 Uh, well, do you wanna sit with me? 925 00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:31,242 Yeah. 926 00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:33,343 Great. 927 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,578 ALEX: Cool. 928 00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:41,184 Told you I could do it. 929 00:33:43,956 --> 00:33:44,921 Mm-hmm. 930 00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:47,591 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 931 00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,764 Now we're reading from First Corinthians. 932 00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:55,732 "Love is patient and kind." 933 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,601 Love is not jealous or boastful. 934 00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,736 It is not arrogant or rude. 935 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,105 Love does not insist on its own way. 936 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:04,741 "It is not irritable or resentful." 937 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:05,776 God, is it almost over? 938 00:34:05,778 --> 00:34:07,277 It feels like it's been years. 939 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:08,412 You've only been here for, like, an hour. 940 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:09,746 What? 941 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,248 At least we're not standing. 942 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,749 Yeah, you'd think they'd wear something more comfortable, 943 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:13,917 being stuck up there and all. 944 00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:15,218 Like, put on some sneakers. 945 00:34:18,991 --> 00:34:19,506 Shh! 946 00:34:19,507 --> 00:34:20,022 How can you even focus on her shoes? 947 00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:22,292 I can't get past her hair. 948 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,194 It's, it's like a canary got in there. 949 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,929 Well, I don't know what's in there, 950 00:34:25,931 --> 00:34:27,364 but it is much bigger than a canary. 951 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:28,366 Shh.. 952 00:34:29,935 --> 00:34:32,569 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 953 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,770 How do you think we'll fuck up this wedding? 954 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:34,604 Well, I think we're already doing it. 955 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,440 (LAUGHS) 956 00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:37,674 But there's no person in the world 957 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:38,909 I'd rather fuck up with than you. 958 00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:40,310 PRIEST: Chosen to recite their own vows. 959 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:42,512 I promise to love you 960 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:44,514 with a love that's everlasting. 961 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:45,949 Ripped. 962 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:47,150 Ripped straight from Google. 963 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:48,185 You think so? 964 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:49,186 Oh, yes. 965 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,187 Gotcha. 966 00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:52,689 BRENDAN: Not just for today. 967 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,357 "Not just today, but for every day forthcoming. 968 00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:55,525 I will love and cherish." 969 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,928 Wow, he didn't even try. 970 00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,496 I know. 971 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:01,098 I can't wait to start a family with you. 972 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,833 Think they'll make it? 973 00:35:02,835 --> 00:35:03,834 With plagiarized vows? 974 00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:05,202 No way! 975 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:06,670 And they're way too touchy-feely with each other. 976 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:08,772 It's like they're trying to prove something. 977 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,340 I give them six months, tops. 978 00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:11,975 That's it? 979 00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:13,543 Well, I mean, you got one month of married bliss. 980 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:15,045 Obviously. 981 00:35:15,047 --> 00:35:16,379 And then he starts to leave his underwear on the floor, 982 00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:18,381 she stops shaving her legs, 983 00:35:18,383 --> 00:35:19,916 and then all of that resentment 984 00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:21,585 starts to bubble up and then, boom! 985 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:23,253 Divorce central. 986 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:25,388 You've really thought about this, huh? 987 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,457 PRIEST: By the power invested in me, 988 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,493 I now pronounce you man and wife. 989 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:32,262 They're really going for it. 990 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:33,396 Get a room! 991 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,233 What did she say? 992 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:38,602 She said, "Get a room," Gary. 993 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:41,338 (GUESTS LAUGHS) 994 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,842 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 995 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:53,183 (WOMAN RETCHING) 996 00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:57,587 WOMAN: What the hell did we eat? 997 00:35:57,589 --> 00:36:00,423 (WOMEN RETCHING) 998 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:02,926 ELLIE: God, and I'm gonna die! 999 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:04,094 At my wedding, I'm gonna die. 1000 00:36:04,096 --> 00:36:05,395 MARA: Ellie? 1001 00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:09,132 (PANTING) 1002 00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:13,036 Mara, make it stop. 1003 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,239 I can't, honey. 1004 00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:17,474 Please. 1005 00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:19,075 Oh, God. 1006 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:20,510 At first I thought that it was cholera, 1007 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,580 but it turned to be those goddamned baby eels 1008 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:26,149 at last night's rehearsal dinner. 1009 00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:28,451 Yeah, that, that makes more sense. 1010 00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:30,086 ELLIE: I'm gonna kill Marcus. 1011 00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:33,256 Are you, uh, gonna be okay? 1012 00:36:33,258 --> 00:36:34,258 Yeah. 1013 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,627 It's nothing a cocktail can't fix. 1014 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,429 Hey, sweetie. 1015 00:36:39,431 --> 00:36:40,864 Uh, have you thought about what I said? 1016 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:44,601 Like, maybe just cancel the whole reception. 1017 00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:48,338 We are canceling nothing! 1018 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,443 And fuck you for choosing that weird restaurant, 1019 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,512 you bougie prick! 1020 00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:58,415 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1021 00:36:58,417 --> 00:36:59,549 Okay. 1022 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:00,550 Love you. 1023 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:01,551 Okay. 1024 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:04,721 Okay, like, um, all of my bridesmaids, 1025 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:05,922 they got sick too. 1026 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,724 So, congratulations, Mara. 1027 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,426 You're my new maid of honor. 1028 00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:10,527 Oh, me? 1029 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:11,528 Oh, yeah. 1030 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,963 Oh, you'll be great, okay? 1031 00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:14,798 Just, just make your speech funny and then sad, 1032 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,700 and-and then make it cute. 1033 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:20,437 And then make it sad again and then hopeful. 1034 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:25,675 Oh god, it's coming the other way. 1035 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,014 I usually like my tenderloin rare. 1036 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:32,449 Not like tartare rare, 1037 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,551 but if I can get a nice price on a good piece of meat, 1038 00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,019 you can't really beat that. 1039 00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:38,855 You just like cube up the steak, little parsley, 1040 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:40,957 ah, drop of raw quail yolk on it, 1041 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:43,026 just let it ooze all over it. 1042 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,662 You think he would mind if I had some of that fish? 1043 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,030 Stop it! 1044 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,031 Stop it right now or I will murder you, 1045 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,299 right here in front of everyone. 1046 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:50,333 Would you like a bite of the fish? 1047 00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:51,434 Oh, it's time. 1048 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,069 Okay. 1049 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,271 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1050 00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:55,272 You're gonna do great. 1051 00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:56,506 Shh! 1052 00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:57,173 Hearing your voice stresses me out. 1053 00:37:57,175 --> 00:37:57,974 Well, thank you. 1054 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:00,010 You're gonna do great! 1055 00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:03,880 Good evening. 1056 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,148 My name is Mara Baylor. 1057 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:07,217 It is an honor to be here with you, 1058 00:38:07,219 --> 00:38:10,754 celebrating the union of a very special couple. 1059 00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:13,023 Thank you for joining this remarkable evening of love, 1060 00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:15,225 friendship and commitment. 1061 00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:19,729 Regrettably, Ellie's sister has taken ill, 1062 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:22,999 so the privilege of maid of honor has been passed on to me, 1063 00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:24,001 Ellie's 1064 00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:26,903 apprentice. 1065 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,305 I would now like to welcome you 1066 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:32,042 to the wedding of Ellie Williams and Howard Lee. 1067 00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:33,076 It's Marcus. 1068 00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:34,644 It's Marcus Lee. 1069 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:35,779 Oh, my God! 1070 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:38,014 Howard's your ex. 1071 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,316 Shit! 1072 00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:40,150 Uh, Marcus. 1073 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:40,984 Uh Marcus. 1074 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:41,918 (CHUCKLES) 1075 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,919 I meant Marcus. 1076 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,554 Sorry honey. 1077 00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,022 So when Ellie and I met, 1078 00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,191 she needed a salesgirl who didn't steal the merchandise, 1079 00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:50,260 and I had just gotten fired from the MAC counter for, 1080 00:38:50,262 --> 00:38:51,895 well, stealing the merchandise. 1081 00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:53,663 God, that was such a strange time in my life. 1082 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,565 I had this roommate from Craigslist. 1083 00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:56,733 Gosh, she was such a bitch. 1084 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:57,967 And this girl, 1085 00:38:57,969 --> 00:38:58,902 no joke, kept a snake in her room. 1086 00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:00,337 Like, a live, legitimate snake. 1087 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:02,038 And she would deny it. 1088 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,174 But, like, I would see her take mice in there, 1089 00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:05,508 and they would never come out, so you do the math. 1090 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,110 Mara, please, focus. 1091 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:08,278 Right, yes. 1092 00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:10,380 Yes. 1093 00:39:10,382 --> 00:39:11,281 Yes, uh. 1094 00:39:11,283 --> 00:39:12,148 Oh. 1095 00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:13,383 Oh! 1096 00:39:13,385 --> 00:39:14,784 Ellie and I have such a funny relationship, 1097 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:17,587 it's really, it's really, really great. 1098 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:19,055 She tells me I spend too much time on myself. 1099 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:22,325 I tell her she doesn't spend enough time on herself. 1100 00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:24,461 But every day I get her to close the store 1101 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:25,528 a few minutes early. 1102 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:26,863 We go out to the back alley, 1103 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,431 smoke a little bit of weed, talk things... 1104 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:29,833 Seriously, Mara, stop. 1105 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:31,901 No, I don't smoke weed. 1106 00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,470 But, but, this is good. 1107 00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:36,039 But the one thing Ellie will always make time for is Marcus. 1108 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:39,008 I'm so sorry for screwing up your name earlier. 1109 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,443 Seriously, that's on me. 1110 00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:41,444 My bad. 1111 00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:42,879 I really think... 1112 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:43,680 I think we need to, like, you know, wrap it up. 1113 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:44,948 (CHUCKLES) 1114 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:45,882 Yes. 1115 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:46,716 To Ellie and Howard! 1116 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:47,650 Shit, fuck! 1117 00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:48,651 I did it again. 1118 00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:49,652 I'm so sorry. 1119 00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:51,821 To Ellie and Marcus. 1120 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,123 May your love grow each day 1121 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:55,525 and never forget to omita la angula. 1122 00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:56,527 Oh. 1123 00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:59,596 It means, skip the eel. 1124 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,064 Whoo! 1125 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,065 Yeah! 1126 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,366 You crushed that. 1127 00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:04,401 What? 1128 00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:05,435 Like, I put people in pain? 1129 00:40:05,437 --> 00:40:06,469 No, you were you. 1130 00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:07,437 You were perfect. 1131 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:08,505 You always are. 1132 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:11,007 (SOFT MUSIC) 1133 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:18,148 We really bring out the best in each other, don't we? 1134 00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,216 We really do. 1135 00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:24,220 So I was thinking, maybe we should move in together. 1136 00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:25,222 Wow! 1137 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,291 What do you think? 1138 00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:32,829 Um, well, we are kinda hemorrhaging money at the moment. 1139 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:33,831 Romantic. 1140 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,033 (CHUCKLES) 1141 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,803 ♪ Be chasing ♪ 1142 00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:41,805 ♪ Be chasing you ♪ 1143 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,040 I think we should do it. 1144 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:47,644 - I was thinkin' tomorrow... - Just shut up. 1145 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:50,380 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1146 00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:11,501 I think those sheets made me itchy. 1147 00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:13,169 Should've stayed at the nicer hotel. 1148 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,505 Seven weddings means we can never stay at the nice hotel. 1149 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:16,940 (JAKE GROANS) 1150 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,374 Where the hell is our ride? 1151 00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:20,677 Should've gone with Lyft. 1152 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,748 I mean, it keeps saying that he'll be here in 10 minutes 1153 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,884 and then it's 15 and then five, 1154 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,085 and then he's here. 1155 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:32,622 And now he is in the ocean, 20 minutes away. 1156 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:38,829 Come on. 1157 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,165 Let's Bonnie and Clyde this bitch. 1158 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,133 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1159 00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:45,134 What? 1160 00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:46,135 Mara, no. 1161 00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:47,170 No, no, no, no, no. 1162 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,171 No, no. 1163 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:49,439 Goddamn it! 1164 00:41:49,441 --> 00:41:50,106 Come on, you know how to ride, right? 1165 00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:50,874 Alright, okay. 1166 00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:51,708 Give it to me. 1167 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:52,542 Go, go, go, go. 1168 00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:54,010 Okay, alright. 1169 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,278 Here we go. 1170 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,312 KID: Hey! 1171 00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:57,313 We'll bring it back, I promise! 1172 00:41:57,315 --> 00:42:01,384 ♪ Where did you come from ♪ 1173 00:42:01,386 --> 00:42:05,755 ♪ I couldn't ask any chance ♪ 1174 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:09,359 ♪ I got to bad case of you now ♪ 1175 00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:11,060 Good evening. 1176 00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,061 Leave it out front. 1177 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:13,129 Come on. 1178 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:15,698 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1179 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:25,909 ♪ It's a way you shake your hips ♪ 1180 00:42:25,911 --> 00:42:30,780 ♪ It's the way you carry yourself ♪ 1181 00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:33,182 ♪ I think I lost my mind ♪ 1182 00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:34,484 You wouldn't believe what I just got. 1183 00:42:34,486 --> 00:42:35,718 What's that? 1184 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,754 So, the bride got an extra room to change in. 1185 00:42:37,756 --> 00:42:40,423 Guess who's sleepin' there tonight? 1186 00:42:40,425 --> 00:42:41,591 - Oh. - Ooh-ooh! 1187 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:42,725 Ow! 1188 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:44,360 Oh, my God, this is beautiful! 1189 00:42:44,362 --> 00:42:45,362 Ah! 1190 00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:48,765 (SIGHS) 1191 00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,533 Rich-people hotel rooms are the best! 1192 00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:52,936 I would like to note 1193 00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:54,637 that this is the first wedding 1194 00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:56,739 that we handled like responsible adults. 1195 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:57,974 How many more weddings do we have left? 1196 00:42:57,976 --> 00:42:58,976 Two, three. 1197 00:43:00,345 --> 00:43:01,344 Oh, my God! 1198 00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:02,579 My sister's wedding is next. 1199 00:43:02,581 --> 00:43:04,113 She's gonna be a complete nightmare. 1200 00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,415 I'm gonna have to take care of her. 1201 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:06,583 And then it's your brother's wedding, 1202 00:43:06,585 --> 00:43:07,584 we'll meet the entire family. 1203 00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:10,853 Hey, Mara, tonight just focus on us. 1204 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:19,596 Hm. 1205 00:43:19,598 --> 00:43:21,731 (LAUGHS) 1206 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,140 Oh. 1207 00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:35,445 ♪ If you're waiting for some kind of sign ♪ 1208 00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:40,416 ♪ That love is at your door ♪ 1209 00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:44,587 ♪ There won't be no bells ringing ♪ 1210 00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:45,589 Smile. 1211 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:48,324 ♪ It's a thing you can't ignore ♪ 1212 00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:49,692 Always askin' me to smile. 1213 00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:52,128 I love it when you smile. 1214 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,896 ♪ Maybe it's not too ♪ 1215 00:43:53,898 --> 00:43:55,365 Now put your hands above your head. 1216 00:43:55,367 --> 00:43:56,633 My hands above my head? 1217 00:43:56,635 --> 00:43:58,101 Yeah, like a, like an underwear model. 1218 00:43:58,103 --> 00:43:59,469 (CHUCKLES) 1219 00:43:59,471 --> 00:44:00,370 Oh! 1220 00:44:00,372 --> 00:44:01,204 Okay. 1221 00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:03,373 ♪ For you ♪ 1222 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:06,175 ♪ And me ♪ 1223 00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:07,210 Hey. 1224 00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:08,511 ♪ We're gonna leave this town ♪ 1225 00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:10,213 ♪ And sail across the sea ♪ 1226 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:11,247 What? 1227 00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:12,749 Let's stay like this forever. 1228 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:17,587 I don't think we can afford to stay like this forever. 1229 00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:19,088 ♪ We could be the one ♪ 1230 00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:20,256 You know what I mean. 1231 00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:24,160 ♪ Stick together now ♪ 1232 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:28,231 ♪ So who's there to like but us ♪ 1233 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:43,146 ♪ A wise man once said to me ♪ 1234 00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:47,550 ♪ These are the best things in life ♪ 1235 00:44:48,486 --> 00:44:50,319 I have to tell you something. 1236 00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:51,321 Yeah? 1237 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,190 What is it? 1238 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:56,626 It's scary. 1239 00:45:00,265 --> 00:45:01,265 Okay. 1240 00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:06,336 I think. 1241 00:45:10,642 --> 00:45:12,208 I really love you. 1242 00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:16,979 (SOFT MUSIC) 1243 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:21,651 Let's get married. 1244 00:45:21,653 --> 00:45:22,485 (CHUCKLES) 1245 00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:23,487 What? 1246 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,225 Marry me. 1247 00:45:36,568 --> 00:45:37,633 Holy shit. 1248 00:45:38,737 --> 00:45:41,204 (SOFT MUSIC) 1249 00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:49,178 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1250 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,817 See, this is what growing up feels like. 1251 00:45:54,819 --> 00:45:58,121 Adding a little stability to your life. 1252 00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:01,224 So what did mom and dad think of him? 1253 00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:03,526 (LAUGHS) 1254 00:46:03,528 --> 00:46:05,695 But, seriously, marriage is a real commitment. 1255 00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:07,897 Barbara, you started screwin' around during our honeymoon. 1256 00:46:07,899 --> 00:46:10,299 What do you know about commitment? 1257 00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,467 Oh, my God! 1258 00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:12,869 Do I smell rosemary? 1259 00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,070 I think I smell rosemary. 1260 00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:15,204 Yeah, that smells fantastic, Jake. 1261 00:46:15,206 --> 00:46:16,139 Thank you. 1262 00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:17,073 Would you like to try it? 1263 00:46:17,075 --> 00:46:18,374 See if it's missin' anything? 1264 00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:19,208 Oh, it's very good. 1265 00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:20,409 Very nice. 1266 00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:21,077 That's the sophisticated palate for ya. 1267 00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:22,411 (LAUGHS) 1268 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:25,715 Nobody is, is worldly as you, Barbara. 1269 00:46:25,717 --> 00:46:27,116 How's Guillermo, Barbara? 1270 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,151 Hm. 1271 00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:29,385 Who's Guillermo? 1272 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:30,620 Guillermo's the man your father 1273 00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:31,420 thought I fucked on our honeymoon. 1274 00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:32,221 So embarrassing! 1275 00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:33,189 I'm not embarrassing. 1276 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:34,423 Your father's embarrassing. 1277 00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:36,425 Just trying to give these kids some advice. 1278 00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:37,693 Oh, advice from you. 1279 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:39,595 That would be a miracle. 1280 00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:41,898 This is our little miracle, right here, 1281 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,866 that she came out of this monster. 1282 00:46:43,868 --> 00:46:46,702 You know, isn't Little Miracle what we used to call your- 1283 00:46:46,704 --> 00:46:48,137 - Hey, you know what, 1284 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:50,573 I had trouble one time gettin' a hard-on, imagine that. 1285 00:46:50,575 --> 00:46:52,508 Amber alert over here 1286 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:56,445 probably likes the smell of cigarettes and boxed wine. 1287 00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:58,347 Do you like that, kid? 1288 00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:02,752 God, I feel like I'm watching fetish porn. 1289 00:47:02,754 --> 00:47:06,255 So, Jake, you hittin' Coachella this year? 1290 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:08,724 No, just, come here. 1291 00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:09,992 They like Jake. 1292 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,194 Mom's slam piece loves him. 1293 00:47:11,196 --> 00:47:12,595 What did your parents talk about? 1294 00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:13,596 Uh, themselves. 1295 00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:15,331 They just fought per usual. 1296 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,999 They haven't spent that much time together in 20 years, 1297 00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:18,701 and they still hate each other. 1298 00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:19,735 Yeah. 1299 00:47:19,737 --> 00:47:20,736 Well, that's mom and dad. 1300 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:21,971 Makes you wonder why anyone 1301 00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:23,639 would get married in the first place. 1302 00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:27,176 Mara, if you don't wanna marry Jake 1303 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,145 , like, if you're at all unsure... 1304 00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:30,479 It's not that, I didn't say that. 1305 00:47:30,481 --> 00:47:31,481 It's just, 1306 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:34,450 we've only been dating, like, nine months. 1307 00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:35,918 That's a good amount of time. 1308 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,154 The-the only thing matters is, do you love Jake? 1309 00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:39,555 Of course, I do. 1310 00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:41,490 If I didn't, I would've just said no. 1311 00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:44,126 That would've been way easier. 1312 00:47:44,128 --> 00:47:46,696 Look, it takes more than love to make a marriage work. 1313 00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:48,798 It's about choosing what's important 1314 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,633 and what you can do without. 1315 00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:52,702 Take me for example. 1316 00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:56,172 I freaked out this morning before the ceremony. 1317 00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:57,940 But should I marry Brian? 1318 00:47:57,942 --> 00:48:00,610 If I marry Brian, what am I missing out on? 1319 00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:02,678 Who am I missing out on? 1320 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,181 Firemen, perhaps? 1321 00:48:06,618 --> 00:48:10,820 Maybe a soldier who just got back from Afghanistan? 1322 00:48:10,822 --> 00:48:14,023 The kind of guy that scares you, but in a good way. 1323 00:48:14,025 --> 00:48:15,291 Like, you never know 1324 00:48:15,293 --> 00:48:17,059 if you're gonna make it out of sex alive. 1325 00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:18,294 That doesn't sound safe. 1326 00:48:18,296 --> 00:48:19,462 This is super hot. 1327 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:20,429 I am still freaking out. 1328 00:48:20,431 --> 00:48:21,864 I have so much to do. 1329 00:48:21,866 --> 00:48:23,599 I have to change his savings into a joint account, 1330 00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:24,901 I have to figure out his will. 1331 00:48:24,903 --> 00:48:26,269 Like, do I keep everything 1332 00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:29,272 or do I have to share some with the family? 1333 00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:30,339 (SIGHS) 1334 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:32,074 What were we talking about? 1335 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:33,109 Soldiers. 1336 00:48:33,111 --> 00:48:34,176 Cold feet. 1337 00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:38,681 (SOFT MUSIC) 1338 00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:51,060 Good mornin'. 1339 00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:52,094 Mm. 1340 00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:53,663 I need coffee. 1341 00:48:53,665 --> 00:48:55,197 Well, I'll do you one better. 1342 00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:58,935 Homemade eggs Benedict for my fiancée. 1343 00:48:58,937 --> 00:48:59,902 Mm, later. 1344 00:48:59,904 --> 00:49:01,737 Well, I just poached the egg. 1345 00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:03,506 There isn't really any later. 1346 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:05,241 Okay, coffee comin'. 1347 00:49:06,044 --> 00:49:07,743 So, I was thinkin'. 1348 00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:10,112 A new restaurant just opened up down the block. 1349 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:13,649 And if you don't have any plans for later. 1350 00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:18,387 You're welcome. 1351 00:49:18,389 --> 00:49:21,023 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1352 00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:27,630 Hey, how's it goin'? 1353 00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,098 Good mornin'. 1354 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,166 Thanks for comin'. 1355 00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:31,000 Alright. 1356 00:49:31,002 --> 00:49:33,169 (GROANS) 1357 00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:35,204 JAKE: Where's your camera? 1358 00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,539 MARA: Back in LA. 1359 00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:37,707 I'm dead. 1360 00:49:37,709 --> 00:49:38,941 You should've stopped me 1361 00:49:38,943 --> 00:49:40,209 before we started those tequila shots. 1362 00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:41,410 What are you talking about? 1363 00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:43,112 All you have to do is sit there and eat. 1364 00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:44,680 I'm the one who has to be charming 1365 00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:46,615 for your family and shit all weekend. 1366 00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:47,950 Ooh! 1367 00:49:47,952 --> 00:49:49,118 Yes. 1368 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,088 Mara, you're fucking savage! 1369 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:53,656 Ah! 1370 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,558 I call it resourceful. 1371 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:02,765 Hey, man, where's Violet? 1372 00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,266 I haven't seen her all mornin'. 1373 00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:06,268 Still in our room, passed out in her wedding dress. 1374 00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:07,737 She'll, she'll be down soon. 1375 00:50:07,739 --> 00:50:09,405 Violet's never been good with Champagne. 1376 00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:10,407 Hm. 1377 00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:13,409 Mm, something sweet I can actually eat. 1378 00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,644 You're gonna eat one of those or just play touchy feely? 1379 00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:16,479 Save it for you wife. 1380 00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:17,313 (CHUCKLES) 1381 00:50:17,315 --> 00:50:18,881 I'm just gonna... 1382 00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:25,721 I may have to have a long talk with that boy. 1383 00:50:25,723 --> 00:50:27,356 Have you tried the eggs Benedict, Mrs. Harrison? 1384 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,557 They're amazing. 1385 00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:29,792 Oh, now you want eggs Benedict. 1386 00:50:29,794 --> 00:50:31,761 (CHUCKLES) 1387 00:50:31,763 --> 00:50:32,762 Mara, why be so formal? 1388 00:50:32,764 --> 00:50:33,929 Call me mom. 1389 00:50:33,931 --> 00:50:37,266 So when are y'all movin' back to Virginia? 1390 00:50:37,268 --> 00:50:38,467 Hm, 1391 00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:40,002 uh, we were never going to move to Virginia. 1392 00:50:40,004 --> 00:50:41,737 What in the world is so special about Los Angeles? 1393 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:44,507 I mean, it's nothin' but avocados and traffic. 1394 00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:49,078 Well, Janet, (CLEARS THROAT) 1395 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,647 Mom, our lives are there. 1396 00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:53,315 Our friends, my career. 1397 00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:55,851 She's, like I said, it's a conversation. 1398 00:50:55,853 --> 00:50:57,686 I thought you worked at a store. 1399 00:50:57,688 --> 00:50:59,922 You know, we-we just got a new Target. 1400 00:50:59,924 --> 00:51:01,590 (MARA CLEARS THROAT) 1401 00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:02,858 No, actually, I work in a small boutique, 1402 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,860 uh, but I'm also into photography. 1403 00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:08,164 I can see why you wanna marry her, son. 1404 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,999 You're gorgeous. 1405 00:51:10,001 --> 00:51:11,801 (CHUCKLES) 1406 00:51:11,803 --> 00:51:13,202 Thank you. 1407 00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:14,336 How many babies you're gonna put in her? 1408 00:51:14,338 --> 00:51:15,538 Dad, no. 1409 00:51:15,540 --> 00:51:17,106 How about five children? 1410 00:51:17,108 --> 00:51:18,307 None. 1411 00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:19,675 How about we just have none? 1412 00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:20,709 (CHUCKLES) 1413 00:51:20,711 --> 00:51:21,744 I mean, all women want babies. 1414 00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,879 Comes with the territory. 1415 00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:28,818 Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? 1416 00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:32,354 Just tell grandma you believe in Jesus. 1417 00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:34,190 I believe in Jesus. 1418 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,026 Hallelujah. 1419 00:51:37,028 --> 00:51:39,128 We're gonna have the ceremony at Pastor Watkins' church. 1420 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:41,297 Oh, P-Pastor Watkins. 1421 00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:42,598 Yes, sister. 1422 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,066 I'm seein' peach. 1423 00:51:44,068 --> 00:51:46,068 Are you on the Instagram? 1424 00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:47,736 I don't really... 1425 00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,638 Did you see that Throwback Thursday I posted of Jake. 1426 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,706 Senior prom, 1427 00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:53,943 you and Nicole. 1428 00:51:53,945 --> 00:51:57,346 Oh, you were so happy back then. 1429 00:51:57,348 --> 00:51:59,815 Yes, but I am pretty happy now. 1430 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:00,817 Okay. 1431 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:04,253 You know, Jakey likes his girls 1432 00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:05,287 with some meat on their bones. 1433 00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:06,289 Mm. 1434 00:52:07,024 --> 00:52:09,024 Have you seen Nicole? 1435 00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:10,159 Mm, mm, mm. 1436 00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:12,695 Not as much back as Nicole, 1437 00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:13,963 but you can work with it. 1438 00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:15,097 (CHUCKLES) 1439 00:52:15,099 --> 00:52:16,298 Dad, uh. 1440 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:17,566 Mara, tell us all about your family, baby. 1441 00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:19,068 Your parents, how long have they been together? 1442 00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:21,237 Oh, they were married for maybe about ten years. 1443 00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:22,972 Oh, they died? 1444 00:52:22,974 --> 00:52:24,173 Oh, no. 1445 00:52:24,175 --> 00:52:24,974 They're not dead, they're just divorced. 1446 00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:26,575 We do not divorce. 1447 00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:28,544 Well, in certain circumstances, some people, they... 1448 00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:31,313 There are no split branches up in this family tree. 1449 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:34,917 We just wait for them to dry up and fall off. 1450 00:52:34,919 --> 00:52:37,153 That means, to death. 1451 00:52:37,155 --> 00:52:38,521 You made your bed. 1452 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,022 A deal is a deal. 1453 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:42,424 I will! 1454 00:52:42,426 --> 00:52:43,426 That's it. 1455 00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:48,230 Will you excuse me for a second? 1456 00:52:48,232 --> 00:52:50,533 (CHUCKLES) 1457 00:52:53,638 --> 00:52:54,503 Oh, hey, baby. 1458 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,738 You alright? 1459 00:52:55,740 --> 00:52:58,641 Well, I see why you left this place. 1460 00:53:00,211 --> 00:53:02,111 She ain't no Nicole. 1461 00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:14,723 Oh, shit. 1462 00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:16,992 Oh, shit. 1463 00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:17,660 So this honeymoon, where are you guys going? 1464 00:53:17,662 --> 00:53:18,327 Going to Maui. 1465 00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:19,261 Ah, Maui. 1466 00:53:19,263 --> 00:53:20,262 When do you leave? 1467 00:53:20,264 --> 00:53:21,263 Uh, tomorrow. 1468 00:53:21,265 --> 00:53:22,097 Yeah. 1469 00:53:22,099 --> 00:53:23,199 How's mom with her? 1470 00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:24,881 - I mean, she's, well, she's not... - What? 1471 00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:28,604 Hello. 1472 00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:29,538 Jake, we have a runner. 1473 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:30,539 Violet took off. 1474 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:31,540 I think she's leaving Robbie. 1475 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:32,775 Shit! 1476 00:53:32,777 --> 00:53:33,542 Well, then, you got to go get her. 1477 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:34,543 What? 1478 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:35,678 No! 1479 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,345 I'm tired, I'm hungover, I'm still drunk. 1480 00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:37,246 I don't want to. 1481 00:53:37,248 --> 00:53:38,614 Wait, what? 1482 00:53:38,616 --> 00:53:39,448 Just go, go. 1483 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,083 Uh. 1484 00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:42,318 We got to go. 1485 00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:46,489 Violet. 1486 00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:49,092 Violet! 1487 00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:53,662 Do not make me run in heels! 1488 00:53:53,664 --> 00:53:54,664 Ow! 1489 00:54:00,504 --> 00:54:01,737 Oh, my God. 1490 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:03,806 Violet, wait up! 1491 00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:05,641 Violet, I'm right behind you, wait. 1492 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,376 (PANTING) 1493 00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:08,410 I can't run in these heels. 1494 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,145 Who am I kidding? 1495 00:54:10,147 --> 00:54:11,213 (PANTING) 1496 00:54:11,215 --> 00:54:12,448 How do you get these off? 1497 00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:13,682 And she's gone. 1498 00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:15,184 Hey, Robbie knows where Violet went. 1499 00:54:15,186 --> 00:54:16,018 Get in. 1500 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:16,852 Okay. 1501 00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:17,686 Are you limping? 1502 00:54:17,688 --> 00:54:18,520 What happened? 1503 00:54:18,522 --> 00:54:19,788 Get in, come on. 1504 00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:21,323 - Why is your shoe off? - I can't run in heels. 1505 00:54:21,325 --> 00:54:22,124 Come on, we got to go, we got to go, I know exactly. 1506 00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:22,925 Before she leaves. 1507 00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:23,759 Goodness gracious. 1508 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,361 I lost her. 1509 00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:27,296 She's fast for a girl in a corset. 1510 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,697 Why is she running? 1511 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:29,965 She's getting a cheeseburger. 1512 00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:31,667 The first thing that Violet wanted to do 1513 00:54:31,669 --> 00:54:33,335 after the wedding was break her diet. 1514 00:54:33,337 --> 00:54:34,337 Respect. 1515 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,180 (ROBBIE SNIFFLES) 1516 00:54:47,585 --> 00:54:49,251 I know my baby so well. 1517 00:54:49,253 --> 00:54:53,756 She says this place has the best cheeseburger in the world. 1518 00:54:53,758 --> 00:54:54,957 So what's the move here? 1519 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:55,959 I'll, um, 1520 00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,861 I'll, I'll go and, um, 1521 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:01,864 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1522 00:55:01,866 --> 00:55:03,265 (SOBBING) 1523 00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:04,300 I'll go and talk. 1524 00:55:04,302 --> 00:55:06,402 I, I, I can't. 1525 00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:07,369 I'll do it. 1526 00:55:07,371 --> 00:55:08,637 No, no, I'll do it. 1527 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:09,672 Are you sure, are you sure? 1528 00:55:09,674 --> 00:55:11,307 Yeah, I got this. 1529 00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:14,176 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1530 00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:15,244 - Yup, mm-hmm, I got it. - Okay. 1531 00:55:15,246 --> 00:55:16,812 Doin' it. 1532 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,280 (ROBBIE SOBBING) 1533 00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:19,181 I don't. 1534 00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:20,683 Yeah, she is? 1535 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:21,483 I don't feel like, I feel like she's not gonna get it. 1536 00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:23,118 JAKE: She's got it. 1537 00:55:26,557 --> 00:55:29,458 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1538 00:55:33,931 --> 00:55:35,164 Hey, Violet. 1539 00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:37,733 Mm. 1540 00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:39,401 Can I have a fry? 1541 00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:42,439 Thanks. 1542 00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:45,207 Everything okay? 1543 00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:47,176 Peachy. 1544 00:55:47,178 --> 00:55:48,877 Come on, we're almost sisters. 1545 00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:49,879 Kinda. 1546 00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:52,881 You can talk to me. 1547 00:55:52,883 --> 00:55:54,616 Why are you running? 1548 00:55:56,587 --> 00:55:58,487 Look, I love Robbie, okay? 1549 00:55:58,489 --> 00:56:01,190 But his family, they are crazy as hell. 1550 00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:03,359 Ever since we got engaged, all they do is pester me. 1551 00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:05,160 "When are you gonna have a baby?" 1552 00:56:05,162 --> 00:56:06,662 How many babies? 1553 00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:08,564 Ooh, when you gonna quit your job 1554 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,299 "so you can take care of all them babies?" 1555 00:56:10,301 --> 00:56:11,533 I mean, I didn't even know 1556 00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:13,001 that people were still like this, Mara. 1557 00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:14,937 It's like they think I'm some kind of freakin' breeder. 1558 00:56:14,939 --> 00:56:18,173 It's, uh, it's a lot to deal with. 1559 00:56:18,175 --> 00:56:19,708 Mm-hmm. 1560 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:22,644 You know, at first I thought it was just his mom and then, 1561 00:56:22,646 --> 00:56:24,113 you know, his dad and then his sweet old granny. 1562 00:56:24,115 --> 00:56:28,016 But it turns out that Robbie is just like them. 1563 00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:32,321 I mean, look, Jake might be different, okay? 1564 00:56:32,323 --> 00:56:33,856 But I don't know. 1565 00:56:33,858 --> 00:56:34,923 Who knows? 1566 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:36,191 Girl, get out! 1567 00:56:36,193 --> 00:56:39,061 Get out while you still can, okay? 1568 00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:44,133 Look, look, Violet, it's easy to run away, 1569 00:56:44,135 --> 00:56:45,667 especially, when you've spent 1570 00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:47,102 the past six months in the gym. 1571 00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:48,670 Eight. 1572 00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:50,105 Look, if you really wanna go, then go. 1573 00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:52,608 I, I will cover for you. 1574 00:56:52,610 --> 00:56:55,344 But I think you'll regret leaving 1575 00:56:55,346 --> 00:56:57,379 if you don't talk to Robbie first. 1576 00:56:57,381 --> 00:57:01,183 He needs to hear that from you, face-to-face. 1577 00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:03,952 I don't even know where Robbie is. 1578 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:06,288 Oh, he's in the parking lot, 1579 00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:09,124 crying in a small Korean compact. 1580 00:57:10,361 --> 00:57:11,927 Oh, my God. 1581 00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:13,195 Oh, my God, he's crying? 1582 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:14,930 Yeah, oh, yes, a lot. 1583 00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:15,932 Mm-hmm. 1584 00:57:20,304 --> 00:57:21,236 Okay. 1585 00:57:21,238 --> 00:57:22,471 You wanna finish any of this? 1586 00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:23,972 No, I've already had three of these. 1587 00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:26,341 I mean, I'll take a couple of these for the road and... 1588 00:57:26,343 --> 00:57:28,343 I'll get your bag. 1589 00:57:28,345 --> 00:57:29,578 ROBBIE: Just gonna up and leave 1590 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:30,813 'cause you don't wanna have babies? 1591 00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:32,247 What else was I supposed to do? 1592 00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:33,348 Your family was trying to inseminate me in the reception. 1593 00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:35,417 Well, may, that's what marriages are for! 1594 00:57:35,419 --> 00:57:36,452 They're supposed to put babies. 1595 00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:37,386 Yes. 1596 00:57:37,388 --> 00:57:38,120 Oh, that's what they're for? 1597 00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:39,388 I'm a machine? 1598 00:57:39,390 --> 00:57:40,322 I'm just gonna pump out babies for you? 1599 00:57:40,324 --> 00:57:40,989 I thought I was your wife. 1600 00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:41,790 ROBBIE: Yes. 1601 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:42,724 Oh, oh, this is, this, 1602 00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:43,659 I'm pouring my heart out. 1603 00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:44,893 Y-you're breaking my heart. 1604 00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:45,561 Come on and put your hands on me. 1605 00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:46,428 What's going on? 1606 00:57:46,430 --> 00:57:47,262 I love you. 1607 00:57:47,264 --> 00:57:48,264 Wait. 1608 00:57:49,533 --> 00:57:50,866 So they're back together now? 1609 00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:52,234 Oh, my God. 1610 00:57:52,236 --> 00:57:55,337 Uh, well, I just saw Violet's vagina, 1611 00:57:55,339 --> 00:57:57,372 so I'm gonna say probably. 1612 00:57:57,374 --> 00:58:01,109 (PLEASUREFUL MOANING) 1613 00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:02,110 Newlyweds. 1614 00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,345 (CHUCKLES) 1615 00:58:03,347 --> 00:58:05,814 (SOFT MUSIC) 1616 00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:11,453 MARA: Where is it? 1617 00:58:11,455 --> 00:58:12,654 We're gonna find it. 1618 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:13,622 Don't worry. 1619 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:14,857 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1620 00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:15,991 Two layovers and 13 hours later. 1621 00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:18,327 But no lost luggage. 1622 00:58:18,329 --> 00:58:21,129 Shouldn't have cheaped out on plane tickets. 1623 00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:25,467 Come on, and miss spendin' the night at Cinnabon? 1624 00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:27,536 Yeah, we're never gonna find it. 1625 00:58:27,538 --> 00:58:28,670 Oh, my God! 1626 00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:32,774 JAKE: Did we even park here? 1627 00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:36,211 I just wanna go home and take a nap. 1628 00:58:36,213 --> 00:58:37,913 This is so annoying. 1629 00:58:37,915 --> 00:58:40,148 Ah, Mara, I know that your car is a piece of shit, 1630 00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:43,018 but most cars come with an alarm system. 1631 00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:47,523 My car is not a piece of shit. 1632 00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:49,157 Don't patronize me. 1633 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:50,960 What? 1634 00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:53,762 I found it! 1635 00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:56,566 Great. 1636 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,107 Ugh! 1637 00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:07,376 (SIGHS) 1638 00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,111 Well, it finally happened. 1639 00:59:09,113 --> 00:59:11,013 My sweet baby girl is dead. 1640 00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:12,881 I'll call a tow truck. 1641 00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:14,883 (SIGHS) 1642 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,156 MARA: Jake. 1643 00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:22,624 JAKE: Mm? 1644 00:59:22,626 --> 00:59:27,262 MARA: How do you picture our lives after we get married? 1645 00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:29,197 I don't know. 1646 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:32,501 I haven't really thought about it. 1647 00:59:32,503 --> 00:59:34,002 Well, picture it now. 1648 00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:37,773 We get married, five years go by, what do you see? 1649 00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:39,809 Okay. 1650 00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:47,382 I see a house, a dog in the yard. 1651 00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:52,087 What kind of dog? 1652 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:53,255 A rescue. 1653 00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:54,257 Obviously. 1654 00:59:56,093 --> 01:00:00,495 And inside, we're having a really fancy dinner party 1655 01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:03,565 because we're rich now. 1656 01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:10,005 I'm grilling rib eye and you're making the salad. 1657 01:00:10,007 --> 01:00:12,307 Am I taking photos? 1658 01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:14,509 Oh, you still do that now? 1659 01:00:17,715 --> 01:00:19,881 (SCOFFS) 1660 01:00:22,086 --> 01:00:25,220 There's a big bathroom and an office. 1661 01:00:28,993 --> 01:00:30,659 And a guest bedroom 1662 01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:33,161 that one day, 1663 01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:35,198 maybe, 1664 01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:38,934 turns into a kid's room. 1665 01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:41,903 Oh, it's in Virginia, 1666 01:00:41,905 --> 01:00:45,240 so he or she can get to know my family. 1667 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:50,880 No. 1668 01:00:52,216 --> 01:00:53,216 No? 1669 01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:55,517 No to what? 1670 01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:56,351 The dog? 1671 01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:58,286 No, just no. 1672 01:00:58,288 --> 01:01:00,389 (CHUCKLES) 1673 01:01:00,391 --> 01:01:03,091 (SIGHING) 1674 01:01:03,093 --> 01:01:04,359 Mara, you've been acting weird all day. 1675 01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:06,128 What are you talking about? 1676 01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:07,629 All of it. 1677 01:01:07,631 --> 01:01:09,998 Weddings, babies, moving and, 1678 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:10,932 I can't, I can't do it. 1679 01:01:10,934 --> 01:01:11,900 I can't. 1680 01:01:11,902 --> 01:01:12,701 Distractions from my career? 1681 01:01:12,703 --> 01:01:13,468 Career? 1682 01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:14,269 What career? 1683 01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:15,737 Uh, photography. 1684 01:01:15,739 --> 01:01:16,538 You take pictures that nobody ever sees, how's that a job? 1685 01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:17,739 What do you know? 1686 01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:20,042 I know that you can do that anywhere, 1687 01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:21,677 Los Angeles or Virginia. 1688 01:01:21,679 --> 01:01:22,944 I can't do it in Virginia. 1689 01:01:22,946 --> 01:01:23,879 Why? 1690 01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:24,813 What's wrong with Virginia? 1691 01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:25,747 Yeah, it's not about Virginia! 1692 01:01:25,749 --> 01:01:26,982 I just can't do it, okay? 1693 01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:30,285 You should know that, you should get that! 1694 01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:32,287 What are you doing? 1695 01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:33,288 Oh, uh, you wanna get high now? 1696 01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:34,890 It's been a long few days. 1697 01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:35,824 Okay? 1698 01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:37,059 No, you don't get to do that. 1699 01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:37,993 You don't get to just pick a fight 1700 01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:38,794 and then decide to go get high! 1701 01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:39,594 You're oppressing me! 1702 01:01:39,596 --> 01:01:40,262 You're acting crazy! 1703 01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:41,430 No, you are! 1704 01:01:41,432 --> 01:01:42,364 You live in a goddamn snow globe, 1705 01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,598 and I tried it out, Jake, I did! 1706 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,100 I tried your home and I tried your family, 1707 01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:47,102 and I fucking hated it! 1708 01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:56,144 You hate my family? 1709 01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:59,181 No, you, that, you know what I mean, I... 1710 01:01:59,183 --> 01:02:00,183 I don't. 1711 01:02:02,586 --> 01:02:03,852 (SCOFFS) 1712 01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:04,686 My parents were so excited to see you, 1713 01:02:04,688 --> 01:02:06,421 and you couldn't, 1714 01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:08,490 you couldn't just put your thing aside for one weekend. 1715 01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:09,825 My, my thing? 1716 01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:10,659 What's my thing? 1717 01:02:10,661 --> 01:02:11,493 Yes, your thing. 1718 01:02:11,495 --> 01:02:12,761 You're selfish, Mara. 1719 01:02:12,763 --> 01:02:13,962 Okay, you could be doing so much more, but, no. 1720 01:02:13,964 --> 01:02:15,764 You just have to bitch and make excuses. 1721 01:02:15,766 --> 01:02:19,935 It's like you're too afraid to get off your ass! 1722 01:02:19,937 --> 01:02:20,937 Fuck you. 1723 01:02:22,206 --> 01:02:23,872 Yeah, and I would chill on the whole 1724 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:25,207 you-could-be-doing-so-much-more thing. 1725 01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,676 You're a cook at a diner! 1726 01:02:27,678 --> 01:02:30,645 Yeah, well, at least I'm doing something. 1727 01:02:30,647 --> 01:02:32,114 Not your dream. 1728 01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:35,383 You can't bring the South to Southern California 1729 01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:37,886 if you're living in Virginia. 1730 01:02:45,662 --> 01:02:48,096 Oh, God, fucking finger's swollen. 1731 01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:50,031 Hey, hey, okay, look, look, look. 1732 01:02:50,033 --> 01:02:51,099 It has been, it's been a rough few days. 1733 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,634 MARA: No. 1734 01:02:52,636 --> 01:02:53,568 Mara, I love you. 1735 01:02:53,570 --> 01:02:54,803 It's not enough for you, 1736 01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:56,772 that is never going to be enough for you! 1737 01:02:56,774 --> 01:02:58,840 (SIGHS) 1738 01:02:59,643 --> 01:03:01,843 I'm not the marrying type. 1739 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:04,746 I thought I could be. 1740 01:03:04,748 --> 01:03:07,749 But you want someone who'd go to church with your grandma 1741 01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:09,985 and do game nights with your parents, 1742 01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:11,620 someone who'll be home in time for dinner. 1743 01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:14,890 And that's just, (SOBBING) 1744 01:03:14,892 --> 01:03:16,525 that's just not me. 1745 01:03:17,928 --> 01:03:18,860 Okay, alright, okay. 1746 01:03:18,862 --> 01:03:21,496 Let's just think about this. 1747 01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:24,399 I have been thinking about this. 1748 01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:31,673 I've been thinking about this from the moment I said yes. 1749 01:03:35,946 --> 01:03:40,015 It takes more than love to make a marriage work. 1750 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:46,655 Please, just take it. 1751 01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:48,890 (SOBBING) 1752 01:03:59,770 --> 01:04:02,237 (SOFT MUSIC) 1753 01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:14,382 ♪ Every law is in constant motion ♪ 1754 01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:15,750 ♪ But I'm not sure ♪ 1755 01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:18,887 ♪ Which way we're going ♪ 1756 01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:21,223 ♪ We used to say up all night ♪ 1757 01:04:21,225 --> 01:04:23,992 ♪ Talking about nothing ♪ 1758 01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:26,528 ♪ How we'd become paralyzed ♪ 1759 01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:29,698 ♪ With words unspoken ♪ 1760 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,299 ♪ Do you still want me ♪ 1761 01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:32,500 ♪ The way that you do ♪ 1762 01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:35,871 ♪ When we first met ♪ 1763 01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:37,038 ♪ Is it the real thing ♪ 1764 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,207 ♪ Or is it just something we forced ♪ 1765 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:44,279 ♪ Oh we could have been standing at a crossroads ♪ 1766 01:04:44,815 --> 01:04:45,780 (PHONE RINGS) 1767 01:04:45,782 --> 01:04:46,982 ♪ Are we really meant to be ♪ 1768 01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:49,751 ♪ Just to never be alone ♪ 1769 01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:51,586 ALEX: So you found the flaw. 1770 01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:52,854 (SNIFFLING) 1771 01:04:52,856 --> 01:04:55,490 I wasn't looking for one, I swear. 1772 01:04:57,361 --> 01:04:59,794 I'm so sorry, Mara. 1773 01:04:59,796 --> 01:05:03,098 I asked him about our future 1774 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:05,333 and he could only talk about his, 1775 01:05:05,335 --> 01:05:09,838 like he, like he saw me as this cookie-cutter version 1776 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:12,908 in his future. 1777 01:05:12,910 --> 01:05:14,142 And I, I-I know where it comes from. 1778 01:05:14,144 --> 01:05:15,644 It comes from his family. 1779 01:05:15,646 --> 01:05:17,879 And they were shoving their traditions down my throat. 1780 01:05:17,881 --> 01:05:19,247 And I couldn't take it and... 1781 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:20,749 You don't think your parents 1782 01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:22,017 didn't scare the hell out of him? 1783 01:05:22,019 --> 01:05:23,551 My parents, 1784 01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:26,054 they never should've gotten married in the first place. 1785 01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:31,126 ALEX: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? 1786 01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:35,864 ♪ Your kisses get sweeter ♪ 1787 01:05:35,866 --> 01:05:37,499 ♪ All of your heart is off limits ♪ 1788 01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:41,336 ♪ And I can't get in ♪ 1789 01:05:41,338 --> 01:05:42,170 ♪ It's now or never ♪ 1790 01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:43,305 ♪ There comes a point ♪ 1791 01:05:43,307 --> 01:05:45,340 ♪ I can't keep waiting ♪ 1792 01:05:45,342 --> 01:05:47,676 ♪ Are we could have been last ♪ 1793 01:05:47,678 --> 01:05:50,745 ♪ Standing at a crossroad ♪ 1794 01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:52,881 ♪ Are we really meant to be ♪ 1795 01:05:52,883 --> 01:05:56,451 ♪ Should that ever be alone ♪ 1796 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,253 ♪ I've been all up in my head ♪ 1797 01:05:58,255 --> 01:06:01,589 ♪ Never thinking I'd end all alone ♪ 1798 01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:06,661 ♪ If you don't know if you love me by now ♪ 1799 01:06:07,331 --> 01:06:08,163 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1800 01:06:08,165 --> 01:06:09,764 ♪ Just say you don't ♪ 1801 01:06:09,766 --> 01:06:12,000 ♪ Love me ♪ 1802 01:06:20,177 --> 01:06:25,246 ♪ Every love is in constant motion ♪ 1803 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:30,352 ♪ But I'm not sure which way we're going ♪ 1804 01:06:31,188 --> 01:06:32,787 ♪ Are we all up in my head ♪ 1805 01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:36,391 ♪ Thinking I'd end all alone ♪ 1806 01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:40,895 ♪ If you don't if you love me by now ♪ 1807 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,187 (SOFT MUSIC) 1808 01:07:49,132 --> 01:07:50,632 Jake? 1809 01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:51,634 Nicole? 1810 01:07:53,437 --> 01:07:55,503 Uh, what are you doin' here? 1811 01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:57,972 Well, I heard you got a new job. 1812 01:07:57,974 --> 01:07:59,307 Well, I saw it on your mom's Instagram. 1813 01:07:59,309 --> 01:08:00,475 (CHUCKLES) 1814 01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:03,211 But it's so good to see you. 1815 01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:04,045 Yeah. 1816 01:08:04,047 --> 01:08:05,447 Well, you, too. 1817 01:08:05,449 --> 01:08:08,883 Oh, I'm sorry to hear about you and Mara. 1818 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:09,885 Uh, 1819 01:08:11,054 --> 01:08:13,088 how'd you find out? 1820 01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:14,656 Also on your mom's Instagram. 1821 01:08:14,658 --> 01:08:15,657 Huh. 1822 01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:16,659 Hm. 1823 01:08:18,195 --> 01:08:19,527 What about you? 1824 01:08:19,529 --> 01:08:21,563 Turns out Adam's a bit of a jerk, so. 1825 01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:24,065 (CHUCKLES) 1826 01:08:24,067 --> 01:08:25,067 Well, 1827 01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:27,001 in your face. 1828 01:08:28,105 --> 01:08:30,638 Yeah, I guess I deserve that. 1829 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:31,640 Mm-hmm. 1830 01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:37,378 Jake, I am so sorry for the way things ended with us. 1831 01:08:37,380 --> 01:08:38,446 It's cool. 1832 01:08:39,316 --> 01:08:40,316 Really. 1833 01:08:41,985 --> 01:08:44,052 Well, I think we should catch up 1834 01:08:44,054 --> 01:08:46,888 over another round, if you're down. 1835 01:08:46,890 --> 01:08:49,190 (CHUCKLES) 1836 01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:52,193 I don't really think that's such a good idea. 1837 01:08:52,195 --> 01:08:53,027 Oh, come on. 1838 01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:54,863 Jake, it's one drink. 1839 01:08:58,468 --> 01:08:59,300 Alright. 1840 01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:00,502 One drink. 1841 01:09:00,504 --> 01:09:02,303 (CHUCKLES) 1842 01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:04,973 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1843 01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:20,788 ♪ I wake up at the break of dawn ♪ 1844 01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:25,860 ♪ When the hours won't end ♪ 1845 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:27,395 ♪ Empty streets ♪ 1846 01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:30,298 ♪ Filled with light ♪ 1847 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:35,036 ♪ Can't wait for night again ♪ 1848 01:09:35,038 --> 01:09:39,407 ♪ I hear a lot of moonlight sound ♪ 1849 01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:42,310 ♪ Guess I always will ♪ 1850 01:09:42,312 --> 01:09:43,312 Nice. 1851 01:09:44,548 --> 01:09:46,147 Let's move, I don't wanna keep that food critic waiting. 1852 01:09:46,149 --> 01:09:47,749 Okay. 1853 01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:49,584 The reduction looks beautiful. 1854 01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:52,220 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1855 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,465 Nice work. 1856 01:10:04,467 --> 01:10:05,366 Thanks. 1857 01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:06,266 FEMALE CHEF: Now let's get back to it. 1858 01:10:06,269 --> 01:10:07,269 Okay. 1859 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,438 We are so excited to have you join the team. 1860 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,740 We're all about what's fun, 1861 01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:16,277 what's fearless and what's female in SoCal. 1862 01:10:16,279 --> 01:10:20,682 Your eye is exactly what we've been looking for. 1863 01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:21,983 But we're curious. 1864 01:10:21,985 --> 01:10:24,285 What other wedding stuff can you give us? 1865 01:10:24,287 --> 01:10:26,955 We're trying to break into the whole bridal fever. 1866 01:10:26,957 --> 01:10:29,224 I'm, I'm kinda done with all that. 1867 01:10:29,226 --> 01:10:30,158 (CHUCKLES) 1868 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,961 But you're our wedding girl. 1869 01:10:32,963 --> 01:10:36,164 I've never been a wedding girl 1870 01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:37,966 and I never wanna come off as one. 1871 01:10:37,968 --> 01:10:39,200 Again, I just, 1872 01:10:40,270 --> 01:10:42,203 look, if you just wanna buy my old pictures, 1873 01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:44,672 I'm happy to give... They're online. 1874 01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:45,907 Day old bread as far as I'm concerned. 1875 01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:47,141 Look, Mara, what we need from you 1876 01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:49,077 is to keep going to those weddings 1877 01:10:49,079 --> 01:10:50,778 and get your camera lens 1878 01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:53,348 on the stuff that the professionals aren't staging. 1879 01:10:53,350 --> 01:10:54,616 Mm. 1880 01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:56,217 You wanna get paid to play with the Yankees, 1881 01:10:56,219 --> 01:10:57,919 you got to play ball. 1882 01:10:58,989 --> 01:10:59,989 Hm. 1883 01:11:02,325 --> 01:11:04,859 I appreciate you meeting with me, uh, 1884 01:11:04,861 --> 01:11:07,662 but those weddings, they wrecked me. 1885 01:11:07,664 --> 01:11:09,163 At least the good parts of me. 1886 01:11:09,165 --> 01:11:10,498 And I just want to move on 1887 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,700 and find those parts again. 1888 01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:15,370 Thanks for the latte, though. 1889 01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:18,773 Oh, and FYI, this is Dodgers' territory. 1890 01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:24,846 I told you not to use a sports reference. 1891 01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:25,680 I, uh. 1892 01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:28,249 (FUNKY MUSIC) 1893 01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:42,530 Holy shit! 1894 01:11:53,743 --> 01:11:55,243 Okay. 1895 01:11:55,245 --> 01:11:58,313 Well, if you're gettin' laid, I'mma get laid. 1896 01:11:58,315 --> 01:11:59,213 Nope. 1897 01:11:59,215 --> 01:12:00,181 Uh-uh. 1898 01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:01,082 Glasses. 1899 01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:01,916 Ewe. 1900 01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:03,451 You'll do Peter27. 1901 01:12:10,093 --> 01:12:12,427 MAN: Yeah, I know what you mean. 1902 01:12:12,429 --> 01:12:15,063 (GROUP CHATTER) 1903 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:20,234 Peter, right? 1904 01:12:20,236 --> 01:12:21,169 Hey, Moira. 1905 01:12:21,171 --> 01:12:22,670 Oh, it's, uh, Mara, actually. 1906 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,005 Cool. 1907 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:26,007 Uh, you look different in your photos. 1908 01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:26,841 Oh! 1909 01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:28,376 Cuter in person. 1910 01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:29,210 No. 1911 01:12:29,212 --> 01:12:30,511 Just different. 1912 01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,247 Hey, you want a shot? 1913 01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:34,082 Yes! 1914 01:12:34,084 --> 01:12:35,084 Yes, yeah. 1915 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:36,617 Mm! 1916 01:12:36,619 --> 01:12:37,585 Thank you. 1917 01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:38,920 - Cheers! - Cheers. 1918 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,222 More, please! 1919 01:12:41,224 --> 01:12:42,190 We need more. 1920 01:12:42,192 --> 01:12:43,157 - Yeah! - Cheers! 1921 01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,125 ♪ Oh my god, I'm so cool ♪ 1922 01:12:44,127 --> 01:12:45,360 ♪ I could freeze your whole ♪ 1923 01:12:45,362 --> 01:12:46,194 What a pussy! 1924 01:12:46,196 --> 01:12:47,295 ♪ Like a one, two ♪ 1925 01:12:47,297 --> 01:12:48,262 Keep going, keep going. 1926 01:12:48,264 --> 01:12:49,130 ♪ Just because I want to ♪ 1927 01:12:49,132 --> 01:12:51,566 I have to breathe. 1928 01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:52,400 Skol. 1929 01:12:52,402 --> 01:12:53,368 Cheers to that! 1930 01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:55,136 (LAUGHS) 1931 01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:55,970 ♪ I'll see you later ♪ 1932 01:12:55,972 --> 01:12:57,205 PETER: Whoo! 1933 01:12:57,207 --> 01:12:59,073 I just spilled it all over my face. 1934 01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:00,241 (LAUGHS) 1935 01:13:00,243 --> 01:13:01,843 I have vodka in my eyes. 1936 01:13:01,845 --> 01:13:02,777 Good time. 1937 01:13:02,779 --> 01:13:03,678 Whoo! 1938 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,213 (LAUGHS) 1939 01:13:05,215 --> 01:13:06,514 This is fun. 1940 01:13:06,516 --> 01:13:07,648 You know, your picture didn't look very fun, 1941 01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:09,517 but you're really fun. 1942 01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:15,123 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 1943 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,125 Oh, gosh. 1944 01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:22,964 Mara! 1945 01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:23,898 Where are you goin'? 1946 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:24,632 I was gonna make pancakes. 1947 01:13:24,634 --> 01:13:25,466 No. 1948 01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:26,300 No! 1949 01:13:26,302 --> 01:13:27,435 Mm-mm. 1950 01:13:27,437 --> 01:13:28,102 What, did I do something wrong or, or... 1951 01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:29,003 Of course not! 1952 01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:30,471 It's 1953 01:13:30,473 --> 01:13:32,607 pancakes are just really triggering for me right now. 1954 01:13:32,609 --> 01:13:34,075 Okay. 1955 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,243 Well, you know, I can make waffles, if you want. 1956 01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:37,044 (SIGHS) 1957 01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:40,181 Listen, I just had sex with you 'cause I was sad. 1958 01:13:40,183 --> 01:13:42,917 That's, you know, pretty mean. 1959 01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:46,587 Uh, yeah, well, girls can be mean, too. 1960 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:47,989 And that's okay. 1961 01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:52,326 Great sex playlist, though. 1962 01:13:52,328 --> 01:13:53,161 Thought you should know that. 1963 01:13:53,163 --> 01:13:54,929 You were really good! 1964 01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:55,931 I know! 1965 01:13:57,100 --> 01:14:03,638 ♪ I'm a big girl ♪ 1966 01:14:11,414 --> 01:14:14,048 (HORNS HONKING) 1967 01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:35,603 Alex. 1968 01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:37,839 Mara, I have big news. 1969 01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:42,043 Zak just asked me to marry him. 1970 01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:45,279 We were hanging out and, I, well, I don't know. 1971 01:14:45,281 --> 01:14:46,481 He dropped to one knee 1972 01:14:46,483 --> 01:14:48,115 and I thought he lost his contact lens, 1973 01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:48,950 'cause he got these new ones. 1974 01:14:48,952 --> 01:14:49,784 They're colored. 1975 01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:50,718 I can't stand them. 1976 01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:51,652 Alex, get to the point. 1977 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,955 And he popped the question. 1978 01:14:56,259 --> 01:14:57,859 Mara? 1979 01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:59,594 Did I lose you? 1980 01:14:59,596 --> 01:15:00,428 No. 1981 01:15:00,430 --> 01:15:01,963 (CHUCKLES HESITANTLY) 1982 01:15:01,965 --> 01:15:05,032 Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put you on speaker with us. 1983 01:15:05,034 --> 01:15:08,002 Hey, Zak, uh, congratulations. 1984 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:09,537 Thank you so much, Mara. 1985 01:15:09,539 --> 01:15:11,405 I know it's kind of sudden, but, um, 1986 01:15:11,407 --> 01:15:13,074 we have decided to just go for it, 1987 01:15:13,076 --> 01:15:16,177 and we're getting married next month. 1988 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:18,412 Holy shit. 1989 01:15:18,414 --> 01:15:19,614 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) (SNIFFLES) 1990 01:15:19,616 --> 01:15:22,483 Uh, well, we got, we got to celebrate, right? 1991 01:15:22,485 --> 01:15:25,119 I mean, pop some champagne. 1992 01:15:25,121 --> 01:15:27,688 I'm gonna squeeze you so hard when I see you, Alex. 1993 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:29,056 I can't wait. 1994 01:15:29,058 --> 01:15:30,191 There is more. 1995 01:15:32,662 --> 01:15:34,279 More? 1996 01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:35,897 We were thinking about inviting Jake. 1997 01:15:35,899 --> 01:15:37,198 He's the reason we're together. 1998 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,599 ZAK: Yeah, I mean, if he hadn't come up to me 1999 01:15:38,601 --> 01:15:40,368 at that wedding, then... 2000 01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:44,572 ALEX: Then, we wouldn't be having a wedding, you know? 2001 01:15:46,576 --> 01:15:47,242 I know. 2002 01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:47,909 But we wanna get your blessing first 2003 01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:49,410 because your friendship is more important 2004 01:15:49,412 --> 01:15:51,045 than our thank you. 2005 01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:55,117 Okay. 2006 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:57,218 Okay. 2007 01:15:57,220 --> 01:15:58,052 (CHUCKLES) 2008 01:15:58,054 --> 01:15:58,986 Wait, uh, okay, like... 2009 01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:01,389 Okay, like, uh, invite him. 2010 01:16:02,825 --> 01:16:05,493 Really, um, I'm so happy for you guys. 2011 01:16:05,495 --> 01:16:07,595 (SOBBING) 2012 01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:08,429 (SIGHS) 2013 01:16:08,431 --> 01:16:09,363 Well, thank you, Mara. 2014 01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:10,231 Thank you so much, Mara. 2015 01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,166 ALEX: We love you. 2016 01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:13,501 Love you, too. 2017 01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:19,774 Do we give Jake a plus one? 2018 01:16:19,776 --> 01:16:21,475 We're not trashy, Alex. 2019 01:16:21,477 --> 01:16:23,744 (LAUGHS) 2020 01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:24,845 Or are we? 2021 01:16:24,847 --> 01:16:25,746 (SIGHS) 2022 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:27,214 Not with this ring. 2023 01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:31,719 (SOBBING) (SNIFFLES) 2024 01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:36,692 Okay. 2025 01:16:38,861 --> 01:16:41,762 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 2026 01:16:45,702 --> 01:16:46,901 Okay, now hold hands. 2027 01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:48,302 Yeah. 2028 01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:49,403 Oh, that's great. 2029 01:16:49,405 --> 01:16:50,404 No teeth, okay. 2030 01:16:50,406 --> 01:16:51,238 No teeth. 2031 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,173 (LAUGHS) 2032 01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:53,741 Now, hold your hands again. 2033 01:16:53,743 --> 01:16:56,410 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 2034 01:17:00,016 --> 01:17:00,715 Perfect. 2035 01:17:00,716 --> 01:17:01,415 ALEX: Okay, now one without shirts. 2036 01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:04,251 (CHUCKLES) 2037 01:17:04,253 --> 01:17:05,253 Hello? 2038 01:17:07,590 --> 01:17:08,656 Yes, well, uh, yeah. 2039 01:17:08,658 --> 01:17:10,458 They're, they're all for sale. 2040 01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:11,460 Uh-huh. 2041 01:17:12,829 --> 01:17:14,328 It's so exciting.. 2042 01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:16,564 Can I take it for you? 2043 01:17:16,566 --> 01:17:17,565 Yeah. 2044 01:17:17,567 --> 01:17:20,201 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 2045 01:17:25,408 --> 01:17:28,209 (DOORBELL RINGS) 2046 01:17:31,114 --> 01:17:31,979 Jess? 2047 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:33,147 What's wrong? 2048 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:34,482 I left him. 2049 01:17:34,484 --> 01:17:35,416 (SNIFFLES) 2050 01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:36,584 I left Brian. 2051 01:17:36,586 --> 01:17:40,021 Please don't say you told me so. 2052 01:17:40,023 --> 01:17:43,224 Last week I went to happy hour with my girlfriends, 2053 01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:45,126 and they were all gushing over their husbands 2054 01:17:45,128 --> 01:17:46,694 and their fiancés. 2055 01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:51,832 And the whole time, I never thought about Brian. 2056 01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:52,834 Not once. 2057 01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:58,372 It's like we were just living completely separate lives. 2058 01:17:59,609 --> 01:18:01,909 Look, I love Brian. 2059 01:18:01,911 --> 01:18:04,745 I don't dread waking up to him every morning. 2060 01:18:04,747 --> 01:18:06,480 I'm just not thrilled about it. 2061 01:18:06,482 --> 01:18:08,049 Do you know what I mean? 2062 01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:09,617 Not really. 2063 01:18:09,619 --> 01:18:11,752 Well, of course, you don't. 2064 01:18:11,754 --> 01:18:14,955 You had a real partner in Jake. 2065 01:18:14,957 --> 01:18:16,524 I wish I had that. 2066 01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:19,427 I thought you said it takes more than love 2067 01:18:19,429 --> 01:18:20,961 to make a marriage work. 2068 01:18:20,963 --> 01:18:21,963 It can, 2069 01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:24,665 but it shouldn't. 2070 01:18:25,768 --> 01:18:28,335 (SOFT MUSIC) 2071 01:19:00,737 --> 01:19:01,702 No. 2072 01:19:01,704 --> 01:19:04,205 (SOFT MUSIC) 2073 01:19:11,748 --> 01:19:14,115 Okay, well, what about this one? 2074 01:19:14,117 --> 01:19:15,983 I'm not going to a funeral, Ellie. 2075 01:19:15,985 --> 01:19:16,917 (SCOFFS) 2076 01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:18,285 Okay. 2077 01:19:18,287 --> 01:19:19,120 Come on. 2078 01:19:19,122 --> 01:19:19,954 Ooh! 2079 01:19:19,956 --> 01:19:20,788 Got it. 2080 01:19:20,790 --> 01:19:22,123 Touch of glamor. 2081 01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,758 (CHUCKLES) 2082 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:25,559 This could actually be really fierce. 2083 01:19:25,561 --> 01:19:26,761 Oh, my God, yes! 2084 01:19:26,763 --> 01:19:28,796 I have the perfect ballet slippers for it. 2085 01:19:28,798 --> 01:19:30,030 (LAUGHS) 2086 01:19:30,032 --> 01:19:33,601 Now, this could be a real power move. 2087 01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:35,202 Oh, my gosh! 2088 01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:37,104 Do you think I could pull that off? 2089 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:38,639 You? 2090 01:19:38,641 --> 01:19:39,641 Now? 2091 01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:41,442 Absolutely. 2092 01:19:45,648 --> 01:19:48,282 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 2093 01:19:49,585 --> 01:19:50,417 Hello! 2094 01:19:50,419 --> 01:19:51,352 MAN: Hey. 2095 01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:52,286 It's good to see you guys. 2096 01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:53,320 You look great. 2097 01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:55,689 - Enjoy the party, okay? - Okay. 2098 01:20:00,763 --> 01:20:01,595 (SIGHS) 2099 01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:03,097 Hello, everybody. 2100 01:20:03,099 --> 01:20:04,465 My name is Mara, if you don't already know by now. 2101 01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:06,867 Um, thank you so much for being here 2102 01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:08,836 on this beautiful occasion. 2103 01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:13,908 Alex and I became best friends the moment I saw this video. 2104 01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:15,309 Okay. 2105 01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:16,143 Oh my god! 2106 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,211 What's up, MTV? 2107 01:20:17,213 --> 01:20:18,712 My name is Alex Feinberg. 2108 01:20:18,714 --> 01:20:19,947 (LAUGHS) 2109 01:20:19,949 --> 01:20:20,881 I'm a freshman at UC Santa Barbara 2110 01:20:20,883 --> 01:20:22,349 and I wanna be a contestant 2111 01:20:22,351 --> 01:20:24,552 on the next season of the "Real World/Road Rules Challenge." 2112 01:20:24,554 --> 01:20:25,386 (LAUGHS) 2113 01:20:25,388 --> 01:20:26,954 MTV, meet my rats. 2114 01:20:28,024 --> 01:20:29,256 I don't, I don't still have the rats. 2115 01:20:29,258 --> 01:20:31,458 FYI, the rats' names were Tek and Ruthie. 2116 01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:34,128 And, yes, that is a reference to "Real World." 2117 01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:36,797 And, yes, Alex still thinks those pants 2118 01:20:36,799 --> 01:20:39,333 are as flattering as they are functional. 2119 01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:40,167 (LAUGHS) 2120 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:41,635 Oh! 2121 01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:43,671 Now, this video goes on for another 15 minutes 2122 01:20:43,673 --> 01:20:45,573 and it's mostly just Alex showing MTV 2123 01:20:45,575 --> 01:20:47,741 how to make a sarong out of bedsheets. 2124 01:20:47,743 --> 01:20:49,076 (GUESTS LAUGHING) 2125 01:20:49,078 --> 01:20:52,246 So I tracked down this lovable weirdo 2126 01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:56,851 because I knew I needed him in my life. 2127 01:20:56,853 --> 01:21:01,121 And while I now have to share my lovable weirdo with Zak, 2128 01:21:01,123 --> 01:21:05,759 I appreciate them every day just a little bit more. 2129 01:21:05,761 --> 01:21:08,462 Not just for sharing their love, 2130 01:21:08,464 --> 01:21:10,998 but for teaching me that this, 2131 01:21:12,902 --> 01:21:14,134 the two of you, 2132 01:21:15,171 --> 01:21:17,571 that is what a real, 2133 01:21:17,573 --> 01:21:19,874 functional relationship is. 2134 01:21:22,144 --> 01:21:23,444 So cheers. 2135 01:21:23,446 --> 01:21:24,378 GUESTS: Cheers! 2136 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,946 To Alex and Zak, 2137 01:21:26,883 --> 01:21:28,716 the cargo pants of couples. 2138 01:21:28,718 --> 01:21:31,518 (GROUP CHEERING) 2139 01:21:33,456 --> 01:21:36,223 Get over here before I embarrass myself. 2140 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:37,057 Where did you find that? 2141 01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:38,059 Hiyah! 2142 01:21:41,597 --> 01:21:42,663 Hey, Mara. 2143 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,600 That was a really great speech. 2144 01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:47,602 Thanks. 2145 01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:52,907 Uh, where's Nicole? 2146 01:21:52,909 --> 01:21:57,645 We get, like, a drink sometimes, but that's really. 2147 01:21:57,647 --> 01:21:59,346 Can we talk outside? 2148 01:22:00,516 --> 01:22:01,516 Yeah. 2149 01:22:02,685 --> 01:22:03,685 Yeah. 2150 01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:14,728 - You look really good. - You look really good. 2151 01:22:14,730 --> 01:22:16,330 (LAUGHS) 2152 01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:18,265 I, I was gonna say the same thing. 2153 01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:21,435 I-I did say the same thing at the exact same time. 2154 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:22,603 Stop talking. 2155 01:22:23,673 --> 01:22:24,673 So, I, um, 2156 01:22:25,841 --> 01:22:28,609 that, uh, that food critic's review, I read it. 2157 01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:30,277 Um, it's really something. 2158 01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:31,111 Congratulations. 2159 01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:32,046 I'm so happy for you. 2160 01:22:32,048 --> 01:22:32,880 Thank you. 2161 01:22:32,882 --> 01:22:33,814 Thanks. 2162 01:22:33,816 --> 01:22:35,449 Uh, and I saw your website. 2163 01:22:35,451 --> 01:22:36,717 Yeah. 2164 01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:37,685 (CHUCKLES) 2165 01:22:37,687 --> 01:22:38,953 Really proud of you. 2166 01:22:38,955 --> 01:22:40,587 Thanks. 2167 01:22:40,589 --> 01:22:42,890 I jumped in because of you. 2168 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:46,593 It's weird 'cause it's like everything I've ever wanted, 2169 01:22:46,595 --> 01:22:49,229 but I just, just... 2170 01:22:50,199 --> 01:22:51,332 It doesn't quite feel right. 2171 01:22:51,334 --> 01:22:52,334 Yes. 2172 01:22:56,772 --> 01:23:00,407 We went to a total of seven weddings together. 2173 01:23:00,409 --> 01:23:02,776 Robbie and Violet's, Ellie and Howard's... 2174 01:23:02,778 --> 01:23:04,411 I think his name was Marcus. 2175 01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:05,512 Oh, dammit! 2176 01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:06,480 Really struggled with that. 2177 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:07,681 I think I really loved Howard. 2178 01:23:07,683 --> 01:23:09,817 (LAUGHS) 2179 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:12,386 (CLEARS THROAT) 2180 01:23:12,388 --> 01:23:14,755 Anyways, um, all those couples, 2181 01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:17,291 those seven couples, they, 2182 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:18,726 they all had one thing in common. 2183 01:23:18,728 --> 01:23:19,927 What they had that I didn't? 2184 01:23:19,929 --> 01:23:21,328 The will to try. 2185 01:23:22,965 --> 01:23:24,198 And they all, they all had their problems. 2186 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:25,132 Look, Mara, I know that I scared you. 2187 01:23:25,134 --> 01:23:26,333 They all pushed through. 2188 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:27,568 I rambled on about some bullshit life and... 2189 01:23:27,570 --> 01:23:28,736 The second that I had the chance to run, 2190 01:23:28,738 --> 01:23:29,670 I didn't take my advice, and I'm miserable. 2191 01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:30,471 This is not you, it's not us. 2192 01:23:30,473 --> 01:23:32,039 I wasn't miserable. 2193 01:23:34,210 --> 01:23:36,510 I'm still in love with you, 2194 01:23:37,613 --> 01:23:39,346 exactly how you are, 2195 01:23:40,649 --> 01:23:42,049 for who you are. 2196 01:23:47,590 --> 01:23:49,023 Mara, when you took off that ring... 2197 01:23:49,025 --> 01:23:50,025 I know. 2198 01:23:53,029 --> 01:23:55,829 I have to tell you something. 2199 01:23:55,831 --> 01:23:56,831 It's scary. 2200 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:00,434 Just say it. 2201 01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:07,608 I'm still in love with you. 2202 01:24:07,610 --> 01:24:10,511 (UPLIFTING MUSIC) 2203 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:19,820 Am I making you nervous? 2204 01:24:19,822 --> 01:24:22,723 (UPLIFTING MUSIC) 2205 01:24:32,301 --> 01:24:34,034 Do I seem nervous? 2206 01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:42,276 ♪ Ah, freak out ♪ 2207 01:24:42,278 --> 01:24:44,311 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ 2208 01:24:44,313 --> 01:24:47,848 ♪ Freak out ♪ 2209 01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:50,317 ♪ Ah, freak out ♪ 2210 01:24:50,319 --> 01:24:52,252 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ 2211 01:24:52,254 --> 01:24:53,854 ♪ Freak out ♪ 2212 01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:57,291 ♪ Chic, chic ♪ 2213 01:24:57,293 --> 01:24:58,659 ♪ Have you heard ♪ 2214 01:24:58,661 --> 01:25:01,261 ♪ About the new dance craze ♪ 2215 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:02,629 ♪ Listen to us ♪ 2216 01:25:02,631 --> 01:25:05,132 ♪ I'm sure you'll be amazed ♪ 2217 01:25:05,134 --> 01:25:06,667 ♪ Big fun ♪ 2218 01:25:06,669 --> 01:25:09,369 ♪ To be had by everyone ♪ 2219 01:25:09,371 --> 01:25:11,071 ♪ All that pressure ♪ 2220 01:25:11,073 --> 01:25:13,307 ♪ Got you down ♪ 2221 01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:14,842 ♪ Has your head ♪ 2222 01:25:14,844 --> 01:25:17,311 ♪ Spinning all around ♪ 2223 01:25:17,313 --> 01:25:19,413 ♪ Feel the rhythm ♪ 2224 01:25:19,415 --> 01:25:21,448 ♪ Check the rhyme ♪ 2225 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:22,950 ♪ Come on along ♪ 2226 01:25:22,952 --> 01:25:25,986 ♪ And have a real good time ♪ 2227 01:25:25,988 --> 01:25:27,254 Cold feet? 2228 01:25:27,256 --> 01:25:28,088 Me? 2229 01:25:28,090 --> 01:25:29,656 Really? 2230 01:25:29,658 --> 01:25:31,058 It's a big commitment. 2231 01:25:31,060 --> 01:25:33,727 Just wanna make sure you're sure. 2232 01:25:33,729 --> 01:25:34,729 I'm sure. 2233 01:25:36,932 --> 01:25:37,764 Alright. 2234 01:25:37,766 --> 01:25:39,700 ♪ Our hearts in motion ♪ 2235 01:25:39,702 --> 01:25:40,534 Look at this one right here. 2236 01:25:40,536 --> 01:25:41,702 Hey. 2237 01:25:41,704 --> 01:25:43,036 - Hey, guys. - MARA: Hello! 2238 01:25:43,038 --> 01:25:43,871 Hey, guys. 2239 01:25:43,873 --> 01:25:44,873 Sup. 2240 01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:47,641 You're so sweet. 2241 01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:50,911 ♪ It's a new dawn ♪ 2242 01:25:50,913 --> 01:25:53,113 ♪ From here on ♪ 2243 01:25:53,115 --> 01:25:56,083 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 2244 01:25:59,688 --> 01:26:04,758 ♪ Adios ♪ 2245 01:26:07,196 --> 01:26:09,763 ♪ Feel our hearts in motion ♪ 2246 01:26:09,765 --> 01:26:14,668 ♪ To a new song ♪ 2247 01:26:14,670 --> 01:26:17,404 ♪ Bon voyage to the damage ♪ 2248 01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:21,975 ♪ We're at a new dawn ♪ 2249 01:26:21,977 --> 01:26:23,510 ♪ I want to feel the feels ♪ 2250 01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:26,113 ♪ I want to feel the thrill ♪ 2251 01:26:26,115 --> 01:26:29,049 ♪ As long as I'm breathing still ♪ 2252 01:26:29,051 --> 01:26:31,285 ♪ We're in too deep ♪ 2253 01:26:31,287 --> 01:26:32,819 ♪ To give this up ♪ 2254 01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:36,857 ♪ So drown me in your love ♪ 2255 01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:40,427 ♪ The best is yet to come ♪ 2256 01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:54,708 ♪ So we're smooth sailing now ♪ 2257 01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:57,377 ♪ You and me from here on out ♪ 2258 01:26:57,379 --> 01:27:00,280 ♪ You and me ♪ 2259 01:27:00,282 --> 01:27:01,815 ♪ Love is smooth sailing now ♪ 2260 01:27:01,817 --> 01:27:04,117 ♪ You and me from here on out ♪ 2261 01:27:04,119 --> 01:27:07,120 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 2262 01:27:15,331 --> 01:27:18,999 ♪ I want to sail with you ♪ 2263 01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:22,703 ♪ Into the blue with you ♪ 2264 01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:26,673 ♪ Sipping champaign with you ♪ 2265 01:27:26,675 --> 01:27:29,176 ♪ You'll be thirsty for a while ♪ 2266 01:27:29,178 --> 01:27:30,844 ♪ The tears from my eyes ♪ 2267 01:27:30,846 --> 01:27:31,845 ♪ Lead me home ♪ 2268 01:27:31,847 --> 01:27:36,917 ♪ And let me make it right ♪ 2269 01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:40,988 ♪ Feel our hearts in motion ♪ 2270 01:27:40,990 --> 01:27:45,993 ♪ To a new song ♪ 2271 01:27:45,995 --> 01:27:48,629 ♪ Bon voyage to the damage ♪ 2272 01:27:48,631 --> 01:27:53,267 ♪ We're at a new dawn ♪ 2273 01:27:53,269 --> 01:27:54,868 ♪ I want to feel the feels ♪ 2274 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:57,371 ♪ I want feel the thrill ♪ 2275 01:27:57,373 --> 01:28:01,275 ♪ As long as I'm breathing still ♪ 2276 01:28:01,277 --> 01:28:02,476 ♪ We're in too deep ♪ 2277 01:28:02,478 --> 01:28:04,244 ♪ To give this up ♪ 2278 01:28:04,246 --> 01:28:08,148 ♪ So drown me in your love ♪ 2279 01:28:08,150 --> 01:28:11,718 ♪ The best is yet to come ♪ 2280 01:28:17,393 --> 01:28:20,460 (WOMAN HARMONIZING) 2281 01:28:23,999 --> 01:28:25,632 ♪ So we're smooth sailing now ♪ 2282 01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:28,001 ♪ You and me from here on out ♪ 2283 01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:31,338 ♪ You and me ♪ 2284 01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:33,540 ♪ Love is smooth sailing now ♪ 2285 01:28:33,542 --> 01:28:38,612 ♪ You and me from here on out ♪ 2286 01:28:39,448 --> 01:28:41,315 ♪ Love is smooth sailing now ♪ 2287 01:28:41,317 --> 01:28:42,916 ♪ You and me from here on out ♪ 2288 01:28:42,918 --> 01:28:47,087 ♪ You and me ♪ 2289 01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:49,456 ♪ Love is smooth sailing now ♪ 2290 01:28:49,458 --> 01:28:53,360 ♪ You and me from here on out ♪ 2291 01:28:55,364 --> 01:28:57,831 (SOFT MUSIC) 2292 01:29:10,212 --> 01:29:12,846 (EXOTIC MUSIC) 151071