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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:10,836 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,667 ♪ Oh no, now what've I done ♪ 3 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,753 ♪ Do I even really care? ♪ 4 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,671 ♪ Oh no, I think I'll do it again ♪ 5 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,757 ♪ You can chase me if you dare Ooh hoo ♪ 6 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,884 ♪ Ooh yeah, the sun on me ♪ 7 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:53,886 ♪ Hotter than a pepper sprout ♪ 8 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,865 ♪ I got nothing in the world that's bothering me ♪ 9 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,765 ♪ And nothing's gonna change that now ♪ 10 00:00:57,849 --> 00:00:59,975 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 11 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,852 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes. ♪ 12 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,979 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 13 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,106 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes. ♪ 14 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,085 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 15 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,152 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes. ♪ 16 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,089 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 17 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,073 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes. ♪ 18 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,324 ♪ See what kinda trouble ♪ 19 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,241 ♪ See what kinda trouble ♪ 20 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,202 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 21 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,454 ♪ Kinda trouble kinda trouble ♪ 22 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:21,997 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 23 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:26,376 ♪ Ooh ha I don't wanna grow up don't wanna make my bed ♪ 24 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:29,922 ♪ Ooh ha I'm living it up see what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 25 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:30,798 ♪ Ooh hoo ♪ 26 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,758 ♪ Ooh ha, gonna take it outside ♪ 27 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,593 ♪ In the yard where the garden grows ♪ 28 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:38,555 ♪ Ooh ha, think I lost my mind I don't care if it shows ♪ 29 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,682 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 30 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,559 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes. ♪ 31 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,580 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 32 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,605 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes. ♪ [Mara] Ooh! 33 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,649 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 34 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,401 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes. ♪ [Mara] Shit! 35 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,904 [car alarm honks] 36 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,337 [humming] 37 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,508 [clunk] Shit! 38 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:16,927 Whatever! 39 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:19,555 [camera clicks] 40 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,889 [car honks] 41 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,333 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 42 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:31,608 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes. ♪ 43 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,694 ♪ Gonna get in the weeds, get dirty, make a mess ♪ 44 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,445 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes. ♪ 45 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,446 ♪ See what kinda trouble ♪ 46 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:37,531 ♪ See what kinda trouble ♪ 47 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:39,449 [coughs] 48 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,410 Ooh! 49 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,704 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 50 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:44,788 ♪ See what kinda trouble ♪ 51 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:45,706 ♪ See what kinda trouble ♪ 52 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:47,624 ♪ See what kinda trouble I can get ♪ 53 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,085 ♪ Kinda trouble kinda trouble ♪ 54 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,170 Mmm. 55 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,093 [Mara] Oh, my God! This is amazing! 56 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,928 Look at this stuff. 57 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,807 Ooh! Yes, please. 58 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:06,935 Morning. 59 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,187 [Ellie] Morning! 60 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,741 Mara, you finding everything alright? 61 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:21,867 Oh, hey, Ellie! 62 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,470 Um, do you happen to have, like, a red belt? 63 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:25,287 Ooh, I don't know. Let me check. 64 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,456 By the way, you're late again. 65 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,665 I gotta gear up! 66 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,459 No way! You know the rules. 67 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,211 Nothing over a $100. 68 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,129 Remember when you got guacamole all over that 69 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,297 beautiful Saint Laurent? 70 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,715 It washed off! 71 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:37,633 Kinda. 72 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,968 [gasps] Mara! What are you doing? 73 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,345 Oh, stop. 74 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:44,473 You gotta wear the expensive shit to sell the expensive shit. 75 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,433 Did you do your make-up high again? 76 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,561 Ellie, I'm not a degenerate. 77 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,439 I did my make-up and then I got high. 78 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:54,585 Well, you need to get your shit together because there's a girl 79 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,420 who wants to try on something from the bridal section. 80 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,320 Oh, no, don't make me go over there. 81 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,489 I know. It's torture and it sucks your soul out. 82 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:01,675 But that's where the money is. 83 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:02,950 So, go make some. 84 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,993 And smile. 85 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,328 Smiling! 86 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,580 [Grandma] Absolutely not. She looks like a hippie. 87 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,249 Like she's getting married in a barn. 88 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,693 [Sister] Grandma, that's the point. 89 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,460 She is getting married in a barn. 90 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:14,920 Let's go back to Vera Wang. 91 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,922 This thrift shop is giving me shingles. 92 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:18,484 [Kelly] It wasn't on your list, - Thrift shop? Ugh! 93 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:21,426 - But I came in here last week and I found this, and I love it. 94 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,137 [Mother] Well, ivory is just very modern. 95 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,931 And it's a good deal. 96 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:28,350 It's a disco onesie. I won't pay for it. 97 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,936 I'm sorry, did I hear barn wedding? 98 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,540 Even the sales girl thinks it's gauche. 99 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,898 Actually, I think it can be beautiful. 100 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,317 Sounds to me like you're planning the perfect wedding, 101 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,986 - um... - Kelly. 102 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,445 I love your necklace, by the way. 103 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:43,240 Thank you. Actually it was my grandmother's. 104 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,617 Well, you have lovely taste. 105 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,452 It's timeless. 106 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,977 That's what you should wear for your wedding, something you'll 107 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,457 still love in 50 years. 108 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,420 But this outfit is not quite marriage material. 109 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:00,549 Kelly, you're a kind of girl who stands out. 110 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,718 This lace-sleeved jumpsuit? 111 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,970 It's so background dancer. 112 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:10,350 But this vintage ivory gown. 113 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,062 Uh! I mean... 114 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,065 That is stunning. How much is it? 115 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,776 Most people set up payment plans for the pieces in 116 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,111 our elite collection. 117 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:23,864 This one with the crushed-diamond inlay? 118 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,741 It's my dream gown. 119 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,493 Let's try her on. 120 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,038 My hairdresser's step-brother dates one of 121 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,706 Meghan Markle's stylists. 122 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:35,751 This piece is exactly like the one Meghan wanted to wear 123 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,210 at the royal wedding. 124 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,628 The queen, though? 125 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,380 Total buzzkill about it. 126 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,551 Oh, honey. You look beautiful! 127 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:45,385 Lovely. 128 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,470 Love it. 129 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,764 I need to take a picture of this. 130 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,015 It's too good not to. 131 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:50,640 Yeah. 132 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,017 Smile! 133 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,185 [camera clicks] 134 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,357 ♪ ♪ 135 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,483 [squealing tires] 136 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:29,130 [sniffs] 137 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,265 Are you, um... 138 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,850 You okay? 139 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,354 [Girl] Yeah. 140 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:39,147 Yeah. Thanks. 141 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,359 You're sure? 'Cause you don't seem like it. 142 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,239 I just saw my boyfriend hooking up with another girl outside. 143 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:50,367 I wanna leave, but he's sitting by the door, 144 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,369 - and my phone is dead. - Hey, say no more. 145 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:55,288 I know a way out the back, and I will call you a Lyft, 146 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,248 we'll get you out of here. 147 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,917 Mm-hmm. I... I can't ask you for that. 148 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,336 Yeah, you can. 149 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,672 Girls gotta have each other's backs, alright? 150 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,425 And you deserve so much more! 151 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:07,759 Hey, look at it this way. 152 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,886 You found a swan, you've got your out. 153 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,680 Now you can go be you. 154 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,890 Come on, let's get you out of here. 155 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,809 Get you in that Lyft. 156 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:17,853 You never know, maybe he'll be cute. 157 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,105 Hey, girl! 158 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:21,690 [Alex] Hi. 159 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,608 Alex Feinberg, what is wrong? 160 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,652 This cute guy just completely blew me off. 161 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:26,964 It's fine, it's nothing, it's fine. 162 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,238 It's fine. I'm gonna die alone. 163 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:29,448 I think you need this. 164 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:30,782 - Thank you. - A lot. 165 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,033 Look, I keep telling you, 166 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,536 you're never going to meet someone wearing cargo shorts. 167 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,205 And I keep telling you that they're functional. 168 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,790 You look like a carpenter. 169 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,417 Trust me. I work in fashion. 170 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:42,752 [scoffs] Hardly. 171 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:46,548 Please. Today I sold a sick vintage gown to a barn bride. 172 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,800 Do you remember when my sister got married? 173 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,261 You compared her wedding to genocide. 174 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:54,181 If words can kill, then vows can massacre. 175 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,474 Well, she's happier than ever. 176 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,518 Oh, I forgot to tell you, she doesn't say hi, by the way. 177 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,104 Oh, she'll warm up to me, give it time. 178 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,899 Now this, this is something that I can't get over. 179 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,108 Put on some jeans! 180 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,712 Okay, I don't think you understand how many things 181 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,488 I can fit. I've got my wallet and keys, okay? 182 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,489 I can't. 183 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,699 And a beer, which you'll thank me for later. 184 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,887 I have chap stick and sunglasses in here some, some... 185 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,703 You're not even listening to me. 186 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:18,015 [gasps] Oh, I know what you're doing. 187 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,624 Wait for me. Wait, wait, wait. 188 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:21,833 Pre-game or booty call? 189 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:22,709 Neither. Dinner. 190 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:23,585 God, you're awful. 191 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:24,711 Thank you. 192 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,523 No one is gonna buy you dinner on a first date 193 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:27,297 at 9:00 at night. 194 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:29,174 Well, stop being so cynical, Alex. 195 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:32,052 I believe that there is a guy out there somewhere, 196 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:33,386 - dumb enough... - Horny enough. 197 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,598 - To buy a girl an expensive meal the first time he meets her. 198 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,642 Now, help me find him. 199 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,270 Okay, I will swipe for you, so you don't feel shallow, 200 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,438 even though you are. 201 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,606 You're the best. 202 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,274 - Okay, this one is... - Hot! 203 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,193 But do we think he'll actually buy me dinner? 204 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,402 Hmph! No. 205 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:51,738 Okay. Okay, into it. 206 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,823 He's a chef. It's meant to be. 207 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:57,077 There is an alternative to dating for food, you know? 208 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:58,370 And that is? 209 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,247 Dating for love. 210 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,917 Ew. Don't be disgusting. 211 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,128 Let's see. 212 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:11,633 I will have the balsamic and mustard-glazed chicken, 213 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,761 and I'll start with the tuna tartare. 214 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:15,637 [Waiter] Very good. 215 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,222 [Jake] It's tar-tar. 216 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,099 Whatever. 217 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,226 [Waiter] And for you, sir? 218 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,686 Ah! 219 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,271 Whoa! 220 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,480 Jeez. 221 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:30,110 Uh, I'll have the side salad and this bread. 222 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,821 Really great. You can, uh, keep that coming. 223 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:34,906 Hm. Yeah. 224 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,283 Had a late lunch. 225 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,829 Mm. Excuse me, uh, before I settle on the chicken, 226 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,123 talk to me about that special. 227 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:48,295 It is a bone-in, sixteen-ounce Wagyu beef ribeye. 228 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,213 Mmmm! 229 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,218 And, uh, it is by far the best thing on the menu. 230 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,800 Ah! Well, then it's settled. 231 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:54,884 I'll have the steak! 232 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,554 - Excellent choice. - Oh, thank you. 233 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,888 Thank you. 234 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,142 Hungry, aren't you? 235 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:04,603 Mm! Mm-hmm. 236 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,729 Um. 237 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,107 Okay. Hold on. 238 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,192 I'm not a celebrity chef. 239 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,903 Okay, I make minimum wage at the diner down the street. 240 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,906 I make minimum wage, too. 241 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,784 Would you like to get outta here? 242 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,079 Okay. 243 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,040 Whoo, alright! Great. 244 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,375 I'd like to have my lights on this month. 245 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,752 - What? - Nothin'. 246 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,053 Alright. 247 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,929 There you go. 248 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,723 Wow! 249 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,808 Those are some fancy pancakes. 250 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,060 Right? 251 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,603 Yes. 252 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,021 Come to mama. 253 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,692 Mm-mm! 254 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,569 Why is this so good? 255 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,238 Well, I've been making pancakes since I was six. 256 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,323 Mm. 257 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,966 Grandma told me never to fear the flavor. 258 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:04,204 Plus, I just graduated from culinary school, so. 259 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,580 - Oh, well. - Yeah. 260 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,790 Where you from? 261 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,584 Virginia. 262 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,753 Moved out here for a girl. 263 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,923 Didn't really work out. 264 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,508 Then why'd you stay? 265 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,802 I wanna bring the south to Southern California and open 266 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:19,803 up a restaurant. 267 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,012 What would you call it? 268 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,431 Mara's. 269 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,516 - Smooth. - Right? 270 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,850 You liked it a little bit. 271 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:26,810 A little bit. 272 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,478 Thought so. 273 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:31,523 But until then, cooking here's fun too. 274 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,817 They let me create a salad. 275 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,068 Ugh! I hate salad. 276 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:36,986 No, no, no. You wouldn't if I made it. 277 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:46,871 It's kinda uncool to hustle dating apps for food. 278 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,499 It's called using people. 279 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,042 Men use women all the time. 280 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,293 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 281 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,378 Well, I don't. 282 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,806 I guess I'll just have to sleep with you then. 283 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,386 [chuckles] Am I making you nervous? 284 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:08,393 [siren approaches] 285 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,276 Do I seem nervous? 286 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,404 [both chuckle] 287 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,781 ♪ ♪ 288 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,619 No kitchen? 289 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:27,579 No, but it's cheap. 290 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:28,329 How much? 291 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,330 Fifteen-hundred a month. 292 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,166 Oh! Good deal. 293 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,250 Right. 294 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,589 Do you have a condom? 295 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,257 Uh, yeah. Hold on. 296 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,093 Um... 297 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,430 Where is it? 298 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,016 I have one. I know I have one. 299 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,769 Ah! Uh, okay, I got it. 300 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,353 Organized. Yeah. 301 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,897 My bad, I was just... 302 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:56,024 Shh. Just shh. 303 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,568 ♪ ♪ 304 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,255 [phone rings] 305 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,591 Yeah, I'm sorry, she just stepped into a meeting. 306 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,571 Yes, I'll go ahead and take a message and I will have 307 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,970 - her call you back. - Hello. 308 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,222 Thank you. Bye. 309 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,266 Well, someone is glowing. 310 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,811 Who is this? Hello! 311 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,063 Mara, meet Charlie. Charlie, that's Mara. 312 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,940 [Mara] You got another rescue? 313 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,692 Yes, Mara. Another one. 314 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:43,488 I do not blame you, this one seems really sweet. 315 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:44,841 Alright, fill me in. How was last night? 316 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,032 It was fine. 317 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,158 He made pancakes. 318 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,577 Oh, he made pancakes? Yeah, and did you, 319 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,331 did you have these pancakes last night or this morning? 320 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,791 A lady never tells. 321 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:58,545 Both. 322 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,505 Oh! Mara Baylor, you little slut! 323 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,382 Shh! 324 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,092 Hey, Jim. 325 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:04,884 [Jim] Hey, Alex. 326 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:05,760 It's good to see you. 327 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,720 Alright, so, what was his flaw? 328 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,991 What do you mean, what's his flaw? 329 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:10,932 You know what I mean. 330 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,725 You're always looking for a flaw. 331 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,602 Well, maybe he doesn't have one. 332 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,188 And who knows, I may never hear from him again. 333 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,565 So... [phone chimes] 334 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,116 Don't look at me. 335 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,534 Yeah. 336 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:33,121 ♪ ♪ 337 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:40,545 ♪ I can't describe the feeling, ♪ 338 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,506 ♪ The fears, the something that I like ♪ 339 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:49,429 ♪ It's so surreal, to be with you nothing to lose, ♪ 340 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,431 ♪ So put it on the line ♪ 341 00:14:52,391 --> 00:15:00,315 ♪ Maybe it's you, maybe it's me, ♪ 342 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:07,447 ♪ Maybe we're all too scared to recognise a good thing ♪ 343 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:11,784 ♪ ♪ 344 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,343 Okay, here we go. 345 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,179 Okay. 346 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,805 - And... - Enjoy. 347 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,516 ♪ ♪ 348 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:40,355 ♪ Maybe, maybe it's a good thing ♪ 349 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,231 ♪ Let's keep it chill ♪ 350 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,153 ♪ The feeling is real, all we've got is time ♪ 351 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,490 ♪ It's understood, ♪ 352 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,451 ♪ We'll get it wrong we'll get it right, ♪ 353 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,204 ♪ We'll wake it up tonight. ♪ 354 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:59,916 ♪ Maybe it's you, maybe it's me ♪ 355 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,626 Well, he's got a good ass. 356 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,211 Well, he's got a great ass! 357 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,003 You know what? 358 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,088 To great asses. 359 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,130 Hm. 360 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,968 Look at us. 361 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,428 You're in skinny jeans, I have a boyfriend. 362 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,055 Boyfriend? 363 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,556 Yup. 364 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,517 Wow, look at you. You're growin' up. 365 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,436 And my jeans are so tight, I can't feel my legs. 366 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,521 [laughs] 367 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,740 ♪ ♪ 368 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,791 You know, you should really show your work. 369 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,085 Mm, I don't know. 370 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,462 I don't think I'm ready to jump into that just yet. 371 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,631 I think you should jump. 372 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,444 Well, you become an artist the minute you start showing your 373 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,760 stuff to the world. 374 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,178 I guess. 375 00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,726 [phone rings] 376 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,352 [Mara] Hello? [Jessica] Hey, sis. 377 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,771 Jessica? Why are you calling me? 378 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,732 Oh, my God, what's wrong? Who died? 379 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:06,691 No! What? 380 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,253 Is it that weird that I'm calling you? 381 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,277 - You're late. - Sorry. 382 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,528 So no one is dead? 383 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,613 Shut up, I have big news. 384 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:17,243 I am happy to announce I'm getting married! 385 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:18,953 - What? - I'm getting married! 386 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,205 - To who? - Brian. 387 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,249 Why are you marrying Brian? 388 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,253 Um, because he asked me and I love him. 389 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,048 Ugh, last Christmas, Brian clogged mom's toilet so bad, 390 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,508 even the plumber said he's never seen anything like it. 391 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,053 Mara, all boys are gross, okay? 392 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,430 Yes, but not all boys are scary dumb. 393 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,058 Brian thought euthanasia was a country. 394 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,502 And after the train wreck we call "mom and dad," why are you 395 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,913 even getting married in the first place? 396 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,230 Damn it, this is exactly why I never call you. 397 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,501 Just because mom and dad had a rough time, doesn't mean that 398 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,735 you and I need to protect ourselves 399 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,070 by being alone forever. 400 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,906 So you're not at all worried that Brian won't just up and 401 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,190 leave you one day for his shrink, and then, you're stuck 402 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,660 with a baby, a clogged toilet and... 403 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,538 Mara, can you just say you're happy for me? 404 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,458 [sigh] 405 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,834 I'm happy for you. 406 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,419 I'm getting married! 407 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,504 Hm. 408 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,340 Mara, what the fuck? 409 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,343 My sister's getting married to clogged-toilet guy. 410 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,720 Oh. Oh, that's exciting. 411 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,016 Ugh. Whatever. 412 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,434 There you go, Luna. 413 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,311 [phone rings] 414 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,776 Robbie, wassup, man? I miss you. 415 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,338 [Robbie] I'm on speakerphone with Violet. 416 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,362 Big news, bro. 417 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,447 Violet and I are getting married! [Violet screams] 418 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,282 - Yeah? - Yeah. 419 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,951 Yeah, I knew it. Congratulations, man! 420 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,078 I'm so happy for you. You know we all love Violet. 421 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,371 Look at you. 422 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,225 My big brother just getting married and whatnot. 423 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,125 Oh, you know, I thought he would never ask. 424 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,020 I was just waiting for the perfect moment, you know? 425 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,044 Oh, perfect moment. 426 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,587 I made the perfect moment. 427 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,674 Put on some Jagged Edge, popped a bottle of bubbly. 428 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,424 And then she said: 429 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,261 Marry me, or get out! 430 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,179 And now I'mma be Mrs. Harrison. 431 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,305 [laughs] 432 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,307 Yeah. Oh, shit. 433 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,352 I gotta go, I gotta go, man. I-I love you, though. 434 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,834 Congratulations. Give Violet my love. 435 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:07,895 I'll talk to you later. 436 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,277 ♪ ♪ 437 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,529 Not going to her wedding. 438 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,492 You gotta be kidding me. 439 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,202 ♪ ♪ 440 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,042 Why? 441 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,919 Seriously? 442 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,004 Ugh! 443 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:40,261 [squeals] 444 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,513 [Ellie] Wow! Oh, my God! 445 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,224 ♪ ♪ 446 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,258 Do you even know this many people? 447 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:19,967 Well. 448 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,135 This is insane. 449 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,554 So how many does this make altogether? 450 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,931 Fourteen. 451 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,308 Fifteen. 452 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,560 Me, fifteen weddings. 453 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,645 Is this karma? 454 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,064 I call it payback. 455 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,316 You know, most of them are Jake's. 456 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,859 Learn from my mistakes, Alex. 457 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,569 Never date an old guy. 458 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,072 Jake is twenty-nine. 459 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,991 Exactly, he's in his deep twenties. 460 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,161 If I go to these weddings, I'm gonna meet everyone. 461 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,748 Jake is going to meet everyone. 462 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:51,874 Oh! 463 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:55,044 Yeah. That, that's part of being in a relationship. 464 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,339 If I go, I'm committing to being his girlfriend for, 465 00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,882 like, a whole year. 466 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,008 And... 467 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,594 Who knows what I'll be doing in a year? 468 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:08,182 I could, like, be living in Austin or Tulum. 469 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,520 You're exhibiting zero logic right now. 470 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,605 Tulum is a one-week trip, tops. 471 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:15,398 Mm. 472 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,857 [coughs] 473 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,359 Yeah, you're right. 474 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,987 I have no choice. 475 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,239 I am breaking up with Jake tonight. 476 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,495 [loud moaning] 477 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,124 Oh, my God! Jake, yes! 478 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,379 ♪ ♪ 479 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,554 [toilet flushes] 480 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:59,317 ♪ ♪ 481 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,574 [snoring] 482 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,201 Jake? 483 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,911 Jake, wake up, we need to talk. 484 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,663 Jake! 485 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,790 [slap] What? I'm up. 486 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,352 There are way too many weddings and I'm freaking out. 487 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,416 It's giving me anxiety, and we need to do something. 488 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,546 It's like the middle of the night. 489 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,733 Can we do this in the morning? 490 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,007 No, we need to cut some now! 491 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,383 I don't have the money for it! 492 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,011 Traveling, wedding gifts, the outfits, committing to you for, 493 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,095 - like, a year? - What? 494 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:28,888 - What? - Huh? 495 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,931 - Nothing. - Uh, okay, yeah. 496 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,391 It's a lot. It is a lot. 497 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,686 And it gets expensive, but between your high-school friends 498 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,356 and my college friends, your sister and my brother, 499 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,607 who do we cut? 500 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,860 Okay, so I thought a lot about this while I was peeing. 501 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,111 Uh-huh. 502 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,947 And I think that we should make a drinking game of it. 503 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,950 We go through each wedding, and if we don't agree on something... 504 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,870 Whoever wants to keep the wedding has to take a shot. 505 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:54,330 Exactly. 506 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,247 I'll go get the Vodka. 507 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,540 Alright. 508 00:22:58,585 --> 00:22:59,627 Did you slap me? 509 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,836 Uh-huh. 510 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,046 Okay. 511 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,799 ♪ ♪ 512 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:07,426 [Mara] Sara's the shit. 513 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,845 She was in my top eight all throughout middle school. 514 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,139 I've never even heard of Sara before. 515 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,391 She's my cousin! 516 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,142 She talked me through my first period. 517 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,061 In high school, we threw him in a dumpster. 518 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:18,896 There was blood everywhere. 519 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:22,024 And he almost got crushed by a trash compactor. 520 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,984 And Becca was cool about it! 521 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,069 Dope. 522 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,071 I'll kinda have to go to Gilman's wedding. 523 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,426 I don't care if it's his second wedding. 524 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,951 That man taught me how to fish. 525 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,137 We spent all day on the river. 526 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:35,955 Me, Murphy, Murphy's dad, 527 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,040 Murphy's dad's special friend Svetlana. 528 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,208 Slevana? 529 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,710 Oh, my God. 530 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,879 He was doing Svetlana. 531 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,008 I actually don't know who Lauren is. 532 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,760 Maybe she worked in a LA store. 533 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,096 We salt-crusted a sea bass together! 534 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,390 You guys must've really connected. 535 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,184 Maybe she was in that one Yoga class I took. 536 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,061 [laughs] 537 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,521 Maybe I just went to camp with her. 538 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,565 [gasp] Was Lauren the girl who got lice? 539 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:05,109 Oh! Lauren! She was in my band! 540 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:06,360 You had a band? 541 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,297 Yeah, I did, until Lauren joined and then she kicked me 542 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:09,780 down to background vocals. 543 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,825 Seven weddings in a year. 544 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,161 It's gonna be fun. 545 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,080 Yeah, we'll see. 546 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,295 ♪ ♪ 547 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:32,928 What? 548 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,813 I don't know what it is about a guy in slacks, 549 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,724 but you look super-hot. 550 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:37,808 Is that right? 551 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,268 Oh, that is right. 552 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:42,229 Between you and your suit, me and my side boob, mm! 553 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:43,731 Yeah. 554 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:44,940 You look good. 555 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,025 Here. 556 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:47,943 It may get cold. 557 00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:50,988 Uh, thanks, but no thanks. 558 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:53,157 Okay. 559 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,870 [Mara] Jake, who's that? 560 00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:59,747 [Jake] Remember the girl I moved to LA for? 561 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,124 That's Nicole? 562 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,626 That's the girl who dumped you? 563 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:04,960 Yup. 564 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,629 She's like a supermodel. 565 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:08,756 Nicole is not a supermodel. 566 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,925 She did cheerlead for the Broncos for a little bit, 567 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:11,926 but that's about it. 568 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,010 I need more makeup. 569 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,734 I need my face to be better than her face. 570 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,263 Nicole doesn't really wear makeup. 571 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,598 Just a little lip gloss. 572 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,559 That's just her face and a little gloss? 573 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,186 [Gilman] Yo, Harrison? 574 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,687 - Oh! - Oh, shit! 575 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,564 - What's up, man? - What's good, boy? 576 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,168 - How you doin', man? - Good to see you, man. 577 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,920 Uh, Gilman, my girlfriend, Mara. Mara, Gilman. 578 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,277 Trash-compactor dude! 579 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,321 Yup! Still got the scar and everything. 580 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,114 Yo, remember Miller? With the hair? 581 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,885 Dude's going bald, you gotta come see it, bro. 582 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,303 It's crazy. It's a joke. I'mma take him. 583 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,888 - We'll be right back. - I'll be back, I'm sorry. 584 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:39,912 Okay. 585 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,081 I'll be fine. 586 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:44,500 I'll be okay. 587 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,971 Oh, Jesus Christ. 588 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,265 Please do not come over here. Please turn around. 589 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,474 [Nicole] Mara, right? 590 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,351 Uh, hi! You must be Nicole! 591 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:03,894 - Uh-huh. - Hi. 592 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,522 Oh, my God, you're adorable! 593 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:09,233 I mean, I heard Jake was dating someone younger, 594 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,819 but he really robbed the cradle, didn't he? 595 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,195 [both chuckle] 596 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,738 Youthful glow. 597 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,574 Not all of us can be so blessed. 598 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:20,661 But you can't be older than, uh, what, 32, 33? 599 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,666 I love the jumpsuit. 600 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,543 It's so revealing. 601 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,337 How sweet! 602 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,048 Cool, uh, necklace. 603 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:35,467 Oh, thanks! 604 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:36,969 Yeah, Janet got it for me. 605 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:38,721 Early birthday gifts. 606 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,390 Janet? 607 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:42,808 Jake's mom. 608 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,603 Oh, we're really close. He didn't tell you? 609 00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:57,114 Another Scotch, please. 610 00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,259 [Bartender] Maybe you should slow down. 611 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,163 They haven't even passed out the appetizers yet. 612 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,535 Fucking rehearsal dinners. 613 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,747 Why do people have weddings before their actual wedding? 614 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:07,750 And, no, I will not slow down because I only know 615 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:10,210 two people here. My boyfriend, who is currently 616 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:14,340 at his high-school reunion, and his ex, who is that. 617 00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:16,842 Damn. 618 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:17,968 Yeah. 619 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:23,599 That is exactly why I need another Scotch, please. 620 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,517 Alright, I got you. I'll make it a double. 621 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,645 Thank you. 622 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,314 ["Le Freak" plays] 623 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,372 That slut! 624 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,961 [Bridesmaid] Are you gonna let her clown you like that? 625 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,046 Oh, hell, no. 626 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,215 ♪ Ah, freak out! ♪ 627 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,468 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic Freak out! ♪ 628 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:03,806 ♪ Ah, freak out! ♪ 629 00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:07,142 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic Freak out! ♪ 630 00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:11,730 ♪ Ah, freak out! ♪ 631 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,274 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ 632 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,027 ♪ Chic chic ♪ 633 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,362 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ 634 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,782 ♪ Have you heard about the new dance craze? ♪ 635 00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:26,161 ♪ Listen to us, they're doing it night and day ♪ 636 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,373 ♪ Allow us, we'll show you the way ♪ 637 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:30,958 ♪ Ah, freak out! ♪ 638 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,503 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic Freak out! ♪ 639 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:38,882 ♪ Ah, freak out! ♪ 640 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,176 Are you sure you don't want any water? 641 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,053 You seem really drunk. 642 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,263 Shh! 643 00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:47,827 Mara, where you've been? I've been looking for you. 644 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,017 Dance-off, bitch! 645 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,018 Whoa! 646 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:51,622 Oh, Mara, how much have you had to drink? 647 00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:52,312 Now! 648 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:53,689 I'm sorry, you wanna do what? 649 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:56,358 She's trying to steal your heart and I'm gonna stop her from 650 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:59,778 doing that, by dancing. 651 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:01,822 Okay. 652 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,115 Are you ready to be owned? 653 00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:05,075 I'mma own your ass. 654 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:05,784 I'm gonna. 655 00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:06,994 You think you can twerk? 656 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:09,121 Oh, you think you can twerk? 657 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:10,414 This is how you twerk. 658 00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:12,583 Well, I can twerk better. 659 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:13,667 I can do the split! 660 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,252 Okay. Alright, mm-hmm. 661 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,755 - Mm. I'm gonna throw up. - You have to... Okay. 662 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,423 I'm gonna throw up. 663 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:20,591 There you go. 664 00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:21,842 [vomits] 665 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:24,052 Oh! Alright, okay, get it out. 666 00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:25,971 There we go. Good job. 667 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:27,973 Uh-huh. 668 00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:29,683 You alright? 669 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,435 Well, I'm finished. 670 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:33,270 Okay, let's just go to sleep. 671 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:34,563 Come on. 672 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,273 Okay. Happy birthday. 673 00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:39,067 Goodnight, y'all. 674 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,028 Wait, where is my camera? Give me my camera. 675 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,280 Did you steal my camera? 676 00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,259 - Can you get her out of here? - We're just gonna go. 677 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,784 Don't you touch my camera. 678 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,203 Don't you touch my cam. 679 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,622 [woman] You see, that's the girl from last night. 680 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,457 [Mara] Is everyone staring at me? 681 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:54,541 Yup. 682 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,877 Tell me this isn't real. 683 00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,420 It sure is. 684 00:29:58,505 --> 00:29:59,254 Oh. 685 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,423 Oh, snap! Are these eggs Sardou? 686 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,508 Egg so what? 687 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:04,676 Uh, poached eggs, artichoke hearts. 688 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,094 - Really? - Uh. 689 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,805 There's alcohol in that. 690 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,140 Yes. 691 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:13,435 ♪ ♪ 692 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,398 [Mara] I love single people at weddings. 693 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,900 They're only here for two things. 694 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:22,236 Free appetizers and amateur hook-up hour. 695 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,673 That's why they're always the first ones to storm the raw bar. 696 00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:25,447 Why? 697 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,157 - Duh, aphrodisiacs. - Champagne? 698 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,242 - Ah! - Ooh! 699 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,869 - [Man] Thank you. - Okay, see? 700 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:32,579 Look. Look at what he's doing. 701 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,833 He's saying whatever it takes to get his lips on her- 702 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,459 oyster. 703 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:38,669 That's gross. 704 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:39,962 I know. 705 00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:41,755 I love it. I can't look away. 706 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,048 Well, I'm gonna look away. 707 00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:45,717 Looking away, looking away, looking... 708 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,427 [clicks] Oh, there's Alex. 709 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,642 [Mara] Aww. 710 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:55,269 He found a crush. 711 00:30:56,145 --> 00:30:57,020 That guy? 712 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,313 Mm-hmm. 713 00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,273 [camera click] 714 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,358 Well, I think I can make that happen. 715 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,527 Uh, I don't know if that's a good idea. 716 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:05,005 Alex will talk to him if he wants to. 717 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,341 Come on, I'm trying to win some points with your best friend. 718 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,366 I don't know, Jake. 719 00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:10,826 Thank you so much. 720 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:11,910 Jake! 721 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,123 He's cute. 722 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,207 Who's cute? 723 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,269 The guy you've been staring at. 724 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:19,293 Don't play dumb. 725 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:22,337 I'm not playing Du... 726 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:26,216 This is a, this is a beautiful golf course, by the way. 727 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,862 - Do you golf, Jake? - I do. You know what? 728 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,178 You should man up and let me be your wingman. 729 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,055 I don't. 730 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,390 No? 731 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:34,683 Okay, that's fine. 732 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:35,767 I'll do it. 733 00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:38,186 No, no! Hah! Do not engage with Zak. 734 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,646 I am being dead serious right now. 735 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,292 Like, uh, if there's a fire, let him burn. 736 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:42,900 I mean it. 737 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,424 But you already know his name is Zak? 738 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:45,319 I... 739 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,862 Mm-hmm. Great. 740 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,364 You would make a really cute couple, though. 741 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:50,616 Just saying. 742 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:53,827 [Zak] So good to see you. 743 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,032 I'll talk, I'll talk to you. 744 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,371 Go on. 745 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:57,456 I can do this. 746 00:31:57,498 --> 00:32:00,292 Yes, you can. Go get him, tiger. 747 00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:01,752 [growl] 748 00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:02,461 Oh. 749 00:32:02,545 --> 00:32:04,504 - It's a thing. - Oh. 750 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,214 I can do this. I can do this. 751 00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:13,430 But, yes. I mean, it's cool to see it. 752 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,100 I can't do this. 753 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,204 Nope, can't. I can't do this. 754 00:32:19,228 --> 00:32:20,729 It's okay. You'll get him next time. 755 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:22,272 [Jake] Hey. Zak, right? 756 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:23,649 Yeah. How you doing? 757 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,025 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 758 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:27,110 I'm here with my girlfriend and our friend. 759 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,236 I'm gonna kill him. 760 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:28,862 Alex. 761 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,197 He's got a good ass. 762 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:31,365 He's got a great ass. 763 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:32,741 [laughs] 764 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:35,410 [announcer] We now invite all guests to take their seats as 765 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,828 the ceremony is about to begin. 766 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,623 Okay, come on. It's okay, calm down. 767 00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:40,958 Oh. 768 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,042 I got you, man. 769 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,406 You can thank me at your wedding. 770 00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:45,963 Ow! 771 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,967 I haven't had a titty-twister since middle school. 772 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:50,676 Ow! 773 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,927 Guys, stop! 774 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,656 I'm sorry, Mara, but your boyfriend's being a dick, and 775 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,389 now I'm gonna beat his ass. 776 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:56,473 Ow! 777 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,076 Like, that's how you beat someone's ass? 778 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,813 Do men even have twistable nipples? 779 00:33:02,897 --> 00:33:05,273 Well, it's more in the pinch than it is in the twist. 780 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,067 - Oh. - [Zak] Hey, guys. 781 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:08,986 You havin' a good time? 782 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,862 Yes. Uh, sorry. 783 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,322 Sorry, that was Stu... 784 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,783 I was teaching him some dance moves. 785 00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:15,993 [Zak] Oh, cool. 786 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,453 Hey, who are you sitting with? 787 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:20,539 Who I am sitting with? 788 00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:23,458 I'm-Don't-I don't-Nobody. 789 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,877 Uh, well, do you wanna sit with me? 790 00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:27,754 Y-yeah. 791 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:28,922 Great. 792 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:31,091 Great. Cool. 793 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,470 Told you I could do it. 794 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:38,890 [deep sigh] 795 00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,017 Mm-hmm. 796 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:42,436 ♪ ♪ 797 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,943 [Priest] Now we're reading from First Corinthians. 798 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,445 "Love is patient and kind. 799 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,363 Love is not jealous or boastful. 800 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,699 It is not arrogant or rude. [Mara exhales sharply] 801 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:57,951 Love does not insist on its own way. 802 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,078 It is not irritable or resentful." 803 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:02,748 God, is it almost over? It feels like it's been years. 804 00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:04,268 You've only been here for, like, an hour. 805 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,042 What? 806 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,334 At least we're not standing. 807 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,313 Yeah, you'd think they'd wear something more comfortable, 808 00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:09,546 being stuck up there and all. 809 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:10,797 Like, put on some sneakers. 810 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:11,882 Shh! 811 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,677 How can you even focus on her shoes? 812 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:16,928 I can't get past her hair. 813 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,973 It's, it's like a canary got in there. 814 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,309 Well, I don't know what's in there, but it is much bigger 815 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:23,435 than a canary. 816 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,228 Shh. 817 00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:29,043 How do you think we'll fuck up this wedding? 818 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,502 Well, I think we're already doing it. 819 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:31,568 [laughs] 820 00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:33,464 But there's no person in the world I'd rather fuck up 821 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:34,279 with than you. 822 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,490 - Chosen to recite their own vows. 823 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:40,410 [Brendan] I promise to love you with a love that's everlasting. 824 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:41,411 Ripped. 825 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:42,829 Ripped straight from Google. 826 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:43,580 You think so? 827 00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:44,498 Oh, yes. 828 00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:45,768 - I respect you in everything you do. 829 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,584 - Gotcha. - Not just today... 830 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,628 Not just today, but for every day forthcoming. 831 00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:54,174 I will love and cherish... Wow, he didn't even try. 832 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:55,175 I know. 833 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,302 I can't wait to start a family with you. 834 00:34:57,386 --> 00:34:58,261 Think they'll make it? 835 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,263 With plagiarized vows? No way! 836 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,349 And they're way too touchy-feely with each other. 837 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,351 It's like they're trying to prove something. 838 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,645 I give them six months, tops. 839 00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:07,729 That's it? 840 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,333 Well, I mean, you got one month of married bliss. 841 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:10,607 Obviously. 842 00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:12,586 And then he starts to leave his underwear on the floor, she 843 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:15,278 stops shaving her legs, and then all of that resentment starts to 844 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,364 bubble up and then, boom! 845 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:18,615 Divorce Central. 846 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:20,951 You've really thought about this, huh? 847 00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:25,080 By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. 848 00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:26,164 [Mara] Ugh! 849 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,708 They're really going for it. 850 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,252 Get a room! 851 00:35:30,336 --> 00:35:31,419 [Gary] What did she say? 852 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:34,172 [Lady] She said, "Get a room," Gary. 853 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,632 [laughter] 854 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,221 ♪ ♪ 855 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,935 [woman vomits] 856 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,691 [Woman] What the hell did we eat? 857 00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:54,568 [vomiting continues] 858 00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:57,612 [woman vomits] 859 00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:00,031 [Ellie] At my wedding, I'm gonna die. 860 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,200 [Mara] Ellie? 861 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:04,452 [Woman] Why is this happening? 862 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,957 [Ellie] Mara, make it stop. 863 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:11,501 I can't, honey. 864 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,044 Please. 865 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,129 Oh, God. 866 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:16,965 At first I thought that it was cholera, 867 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:19,342 but it turned to be those goddamned baby eels 868 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,344 at last night's rehearsal dinner. 869 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:24,389 Yeah, that, that makes more sense. 870 00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:25,974 I'm gonna kill Marcus. 871 00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:28,852 Are you, uh, gonna be okay? 872 00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:30,687 Yeah. 873 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,606 It's nothing a cocktail can't fix. 874 00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:34,524 [Marcus] Hey, sweetie. 875 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,401 Uh, have you thought about what I said? 876 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:38,820 Like, maybe just cancel the whole reception. 877 00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:43,033 We-are cancelling- 878 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,202 nothing! 879 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,955 And fuck you for choosing that weird restaurant, 880 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,540 you bougie prick! 881 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:54,711 Okay. 882 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:55,420 Love you. 883 00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:57,839 Okay. Okay, like- 884 00:36:57,924 --> 00:37:01,343 Um, all of my bridesmaids, they got sick too. 885 00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:03,386 So, congratulations, Mara. 886 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:05,055 You're my new maid of honor. 887 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:05,972 Me? 888 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,766 Oh, yeah. Oh, you'll be great, okay? 889 00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:11,144 Just, just make your speech funny and then sad, 890 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,395 and-and then make it cute. 891 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,815 And then make it sad again and then hopeful. 892 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,779 Oh god it's coming out the other way. 893 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:26,993 I usually like my tenderloin rare. 894 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,621 Not like tartare rare, but if I can get a nice price on a good 895 00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:31,099 piece of meat, you can't really beat that. 896 00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:32,415 I'm not gonna... 897 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,710 You just like cube up the steak, little parsley, ah, drop of raw 898 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,296 quail yolk on it, just let it ooze all over it. 899 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,381 [retching] 900 00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:41,466 You think he would mind if I had some of that fish? 901 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:43,468 Stop it! Stop it right now or I will murder you, 902 00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:45,447 - right here in front of everyone. - Want a bite of the fish? 903 00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:47,555 - Oh, it's time. - Excuse me, ma'am. 904 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,057 - Okay. - Here you go. 905 00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:50,058 You're gonna do great. 906 00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:51,578 Shh! Hearing your voice stresses me out. 907 00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:52,143 Well, thank you. 908 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,520 You're gonna do great! 909 00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:56,481 [clears throat] 910 00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:58,858 Good evening. 911 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,694 My name is Mara Baylor. 912 00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:03,905 It is an honor to be here with you, celebrating the union of 913 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,032 a very special couple. 914 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:09,411 Thank you for joining this remarkable evening of love, 915 00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:11,955 friendship and commitment. 916 00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:16,042 Regrettably, Ellie's sister has taken ill, so the privilege 917 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,921 of maid of honor has been passed on to me, Ellie's- 918 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,215 apprentice. 919 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,676 I would now like to welcome you to the wedding 920 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,554 of Ellie Williams and Howard Lee. 921 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,140 [gasps] It's Marcus. It's Marcus Lee. 922 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:31,891 [smattering of applause] 923 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,036 Oh, my God! Howard's your ex. 924 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,519 Shit! Fuck! Uh, Marcus. 925 00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:35,645 Uh. Marcus. 926 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,814 I meant Marcus. 927 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:39,733 I'm so sorry, honey. 928 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:43,069 So when Ellie and I met, she needed a salesgirl who didn't 929 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,299 steal the merchandise, and I had just gotten fired from the 930 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,203 MAC counter for, well, stealing the merchandise. 931 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,367 God, that was such a strange time in my life. 932 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,119 I had this roommate from Craigslist. 933 00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:52,287 Gosh, she was such a bitch. 934 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:54,456 And this girl, no joke, kept a snake in her room. 935 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:56,207 Like, a live, legitimate snake. 936 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,542 And she would deny it. 937 00:38:57,626 --> 00:39:00,295 But, like, I would see her take mice in there, and they would 938 00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:01,606 never come out, so you do the math. 939 00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:03,882 Mara, please, focus. 940 00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:04,966 Right, yes. 941 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:05,967 - Yes. - Ow! 942 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:07,552 - Yes. - Uh. 943 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:11,348 Ellie and I have such a funny relationship, it's really, 944 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:12,474 it's really, really great. 945 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:15,226 She tells me I spend too much time on myself. 946 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,812 I tell her she doesn't spend enough time on herself. 947 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:21,107 But every day I get her to close the store a few minutes early. 948 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,526 We go out to the back alley, smoke a little bit of weed, 949 00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:24,694 talk things-[laughter] 950 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,488 [Ellie] Seriously, Mara, stop. 951 00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:27,572 No, I don't smoke weed. 952 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:28,990 But, but, this is good. 953 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:33,078 But the one thing Ellie will always make time for is Marcus. 954 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:35,002 I'm so sorry for screwing up your name earlier. 955 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,767 Seriously, that's on me. My bad. I really think... 956 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,792 I think we need to, like, you know, wrap it up. 957 00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:40,627 Yes. 958 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:42,170 To Ellie and Howard! 959 00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:43,713 Shit! Fuck! I did it again. 960 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,215 I'm so sorry. 961 00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,217 To Ellie and Marcus. 962 00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:51,471 May your love grow each day and never forget to omita la angula. 963 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:52,639 [mic drops] 964 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:53,723 Oh. 965 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,642 It means, skip the eel. 966 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,811 Whoo! Yeah! 967 00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:58,895 You crushed that. 968 00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:00,438 What? Like, I put people in pain? 969 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,440 No, you were you. You were perfect. 970 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:03,733 You always are. 971 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:09,364 [slow dance music] 972 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:13,326 We really bring out the best in each other, don't we? 973 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,786 We really do. 974 00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:19,582 So I was thinking, maybe we should move in together. 975 00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:21,709 Wow! 976 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,503 What do you think? 977 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,757 Um, well, we are kinda hemorrhaging 978 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,217 money at the moment. 979 00:40:29,301 --> 00:40:30,343 Romantic. 980 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,268 I think we should do it. 981 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,564 - I was thinkin' tomorrow... - Just shut up. 982 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,401 ♪ ♪ 983 00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:59,581 [seagulls] 984 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,042 [roaring engines] 985 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,296 I think those sheets made me itchy. 986 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,256 Should've stayed at the nicer hotel. 987 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:11,634 Seven weddings means we can never stay at the nice hotel. 988 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:12,385 No. 989 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,512 Where the hell is our ride? 990 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,097 Should've gone with Lyft. 991 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:21,478 I mean, it keeps saying that he'll be here in 10 minutes and 992 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:23,730 then it's 15 and then 5 and then he's here. 993 00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:27,358 And now he is in the ocean, 20 minutes away. 994 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:29,986 [spray can] 995 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:35,617 Come on. 996 00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:37,494 Let's Bonnie and Clyde this bitch. 997 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,954 What? 998 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,164 Mara, no. 999 00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:42,248 No, no, no, no, no. 1000 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:43,166 No, no. 1001 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,084 - Goddamn it! - You know how to ride bike? 1002 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:47,921 Alright, okay. Give it to me. Go, go, go, go. 1003 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:49,589 Okay, alright. Here we go. 1004 00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:50,381 [Kid] Hey! 1005 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,175 We'll bring it back, I promise! 1006 00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:54,594 ♪ ♪ 1007 00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,723 ♪ How could I stand a chance ♪ 1008 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,228 ♪ I got a bad case for you now ♪ 1009 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,189 [Valet] Good evening. 1010 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:07,815 [Jake] Leave it out front. 1011 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:08,900 [Mara] Come on! 1012 00:42:08,984 --> 00:42:11,236 ♪ ♪ 1013 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:19,494 ♪ It's the way you shake your hips ♪ 1014 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:24,499 ♪ It's the way you carry yourself ♪ 1015 00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:29,963 You wouldn't believe what I just got. 1016 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:31,047 What's that? 1017 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:33,508 So, the bride got an extra room to change in. 1018 00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:35,760 Guess who's sleepin' there tonight? 1019 00:42:35,844 --> 00:42:38,096 - Oh. - Ooh-ooh! Ow! 1020 00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:40,515 Oh, my God, this is beautiful! 1021 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:42,308 Ah! 1022 00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:46,688 Rich-people hotel rooms are the best! 1023 00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:49,983 I would like to note that this is the first wedding that we 1024 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:52,402 handled like responsible adults. 1025 00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:54,195 How many more weddings do we have left? 1026 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,072 Two, three. 1027 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:58,241 Oh, my God! My sister's wedding is next. 1028 00:42:58,325 --> 00:42:59,678 She's gonna be a complete nightmare. 1029 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,555 I'm gonna have to take care of her. And then it's 1030 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,223 your brother's wedding, we'll meet the entire family. 1031 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,291 Hey, Mara, tonight just focus on us. 1032 00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:14,048 Hm. 1033 00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:17,594 ♪ ♪ 1034 00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:21,598 [laughter] 1035 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:26,269 Oh. 1036 00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:28,855 ♪ If you're waiting for some kind of sign ♪ 1037 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,693 ♪ Their love is at your door ♪ 1038 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:39,115 ♪ There won't be no bells ringing ♪ 1039 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,160 Smile. 1040 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:44,704 Always askin' me to smile. 1041 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:46,331 I love it when you smile. 1042 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,293 Now put your hands above your head. 1043 00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:51,753 My hands above my head? 1044 00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:53,630 Yeah, like a, like an underwear model. 1045 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,048 Oh! 1046 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,215 Okay. 1047 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,760 ♪ For you, and me ♪ 1048 00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:03,056 Hey. 1049 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:06,392 What? 1050 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:07,810 Let's stay like this forever. 1051 00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:11,272 I don't think we can afford to stay like this forever. 1052 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,443 You know what I mean. 1053 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:21,324 ♪ Stick together now So who's that we love ♪ 1054 00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:23,493 ♪ But us... ♪ 1055 00:44:23,577 --> 00:44:26,412 ♪ ♪ 1056 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,631 ♪ A wise man once said to me ♪ 1057 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:41,386 ♪ These are the best things in life ♪ 1058 00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:45,431 [Mara] I have to tell you something. 1059 00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:47,809 Yeah? 1060 00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:50,186 What is it? 1061 00:44:50,979 --> 00:44:52,647 It's scary. 1062 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:53,856 Mm. 1063 00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:56,693 Okay. 1064 00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:02,073 I think... 1065 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,453 I really love you. 1066 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,255 Let's get married. 1067 00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:19,841 What? 1068 00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:25,221 Marry me. 1069 00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:33,020 Holy shit. 1070 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,741 ♪ ♪ 1071 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,496 See, this is what growing up feels like. 1072 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,707 Adding a little stability to your life. 1073 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,502 So what did mom and dad think of him? 1074 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:58,755 [Alex laughs] 1075 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:01,632 [Barbara] But, seriously, marriage is a real commitment. 1076 00:46:01,717 --> 00:46:03,361 [Michael] Barbara, you started screwin' around 1077 00:46:03,385 --> 00:46:05,636 during our honeymoon. What do you know about commitment? 1078 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:06,846 Oh, my God! 1079 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,514 Do I smell rosemary? 1080 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:09,515 I think I smell rosemary. 1081 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,100 Yeah, that smells fantastic, Jake. 1082 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,412 Thank you. Would you like to try it? 1083 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:13,538 See if it's missin' anything? 1084 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:14,914 [Michael] Thanks. Oh, it's very good. Very nice. 1085 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:16,898 That's the sophisticated palate for ya. 1086 00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:18,149 [laughs] 1087 00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:21,319 Nobody is, is worldly as you, Barbara. 1088 00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:23,446 - How's Guillermo, Barbara? - Hm. 1089 00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:24,614 Who's Guillermo? 1090 00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:26,050 Guillermo's the man your father thought I fucked 1091 00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:26,616 on our honeymoon. 1092 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:27,784 [Mara] So embarrassing! 1093 00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:29,788 I'm not embarrassing. Your father's embarrassing. 1094 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,330 Just trying to give these kids some advice. 1095 00:46:32,414 --> 00:46:34,174 Oh, advice from you. That would be a miracle. 1096 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,168 This is our little miracle, right here, 1097 00:46:37,252 --> 00:46:39,670 that she came out of this monster. 1098 00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:42,381 You know, isn't Little Miracle what we used to call your- 1099 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,509 Hey, you know what, I had trouble one time gettin' 1100 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:46,969 a hard-on, imagine that. 1101 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:50,431 Amber alert over here probably likes the smell of cigarettes 1102 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,767 and boxed wine. Do you like that, kid? 1103 00:46:52,851 --> 00:46:53,893 [slurps] 1104 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:57,230 God, I feel like I'm watching fetish porn. 1105 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,274 [Ron] So, Jake, you hittin' Coachella this year? 1106 00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:03,319 No, just, come here. 1107 00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:05,112 [Mara] They like Jake. 1108 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,906 Mom's slam piece loves him. 1109 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:08,134 What did your parents talk about? 1110 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,408 Uh, themselves. 1111 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,077 They just fought per usual. 1112 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,056 They haven't spent that much time together in 20 years, and 1113 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,413 they still hate each other. 1114 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,082 Yeah. Well, that's mom and dad. 1115 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:17,894 Makes you wonder why anyone would get married 1116 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,210 in the first place. 1117 00:47:20,128 --> 00:47:22,755 Mara, if you don't wanna marry Jake, 1118 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,715 like, if you're at all unsure... 1119 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,259 It's not that, I didn't say that. 1120 00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:27,385 It's just- 1121 00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:29,929 we've only been dating, like, nine months. 1122 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,173 That's a good amount of time. 1123 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,683 The-the only thing matters is, do you love Jake? 1124 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,184 Of course, I do. 1125 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,436 If I didn't, I would've just said no. 1126 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,605 That would've been way easier. 1127 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,483 Look, it takes more than love to make a marriage work. 1128 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:44,861 It's about choosing what's important and what you 1129 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:46,445 can do without. 1130 00:47:47,322 --> 00:47:48,447 Take me for example. 1131 00:47:49,741 --> 00:47:51,868 I freaked out this morning before the ceremony. 1132 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:53,661 But should I marry Brian? 1133 00:47:53,745 --> 00:47:56,330 If I marry Brian, what am I missing out on? 1134 00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:58,207 Who am I missing out on? 1135 00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:01,335 Firemen, perhaps? 1136 00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:04,964 Maybe a soldier who just got back from Afghanistan? 1137 00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:08,926 The kind of guy that scares you, but in a good way. 1138 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:12,407 Like, you never know if you're gonna make it out of sex alive. 1139 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:13,764 That doesn't sound safe. 1140 00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:14,849 This is super hot. 1141 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,893 I am still freaking out. I have so much to do. 1142 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:19,145 I have to change his savings into a joint account, 1143 00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:21,564 I have to figure out his will. Like, do I keep everything 1144 00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:23,858 or do I have to share some with the family? 1145 00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:26,944 What were we talking about? 1146 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:28,070 Soldiers. 1147 00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:29,947 Cold feet. 1148 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:34,869 ♪ ♪ 1149 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:46,505 Good mornin'. 1150 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,549 Mm. I need coffee. 1151 00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:50,885 Well, I'll do you one better. 1152 00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:54,180 Homemade eggs Benedict for my fiancée. 1153 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:55,598 Mm, later. 1154 00:48:55,682 --> 00:48:57,350 Well, I just poached the egg. 1155 00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:58,684 There isn't really any later. 1156 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,353 Okay, coffee comin'. 1157 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,356 So, I was thinkin'. 1158 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,691 A new restaurant just opened up down the block. 1159 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,444 And if you don't have any plans for later... 1160 00:49:12,824 --> 00:49:14,075 You're welcome. 1161 00:49:14,159 --> 00:49:16,702 ♪ ♪ 1162 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,584 [Robbie] Hey, how's it goin'? 1163 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:24,418 Good mornin'. 1164 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,711 Thanks for comin'. 1165 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:26,921 Alright. 1166 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,548 [elevator ding] 1167 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,008 [Jake] Where's your camera? 1168 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:33,094 - [Mara] Back in LA. - I'm dead. 1169 00:49:33,178 --> 00:49:35,658 You should've stopped me before we started those tequila shots. 1170 00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:36,802 What are you talking about? 1171 00:49:36,848 --> 00:49:38,599 All you have to do is sit there and eat. 1172 00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:41,102 I'm the one who has to be charming for your family and 1173 00:49:41,186 --> 00:49:42,478 shit all weekend. 1174 00:49:42,562 --> 00:49:43,938 Ooh! 1175 00:49:44,022 --> 00:49:45,064 Yes. 1176 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:48,109 Mara, you're fucking savage! 1177 00:49:48,193 --> 00:49:49,026 Ah! 1178 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:50,861 I call it resourceful. 1179 00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:58,369 Hey, man, where's Violet? 1180 00:49:58,453 --> 00:49:59,514 I haven't seen her all mornin'. 1181 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,914 Still in our room, passed out in her wedding dress. 1182 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,290 She'll, she'll be down soon. 1183 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:04,935 Violet's never been good with Champagne. 1184 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:08,838 [Preston] Hm. Mm, something sweet I can actually eat. 1185 00:50:08,922 --> 00:50:10,942 You're gonna eat one of those or just play touchy feely? 1186 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:12,883 Save it for you wife. 1187 00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,135 I'm just gonna... 1188 00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:20,891 I may have to have a long talk with that boy. 1189 00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:23,185 Have you tried the eggs Benedict, Mrs. Harrison? 1190 00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:24,061 They're amazing. 1191 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,397 Oh, now you want eggs Benedict. 1192 00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:29,442 [Janet] Mara, why be so formal? Call me mom. 1193 00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:32,862 So when are y'all movin' back to Virginia? 1194 00:50:32,946 --> 00:50:35,364 Uh, we were never going to move to Virginia. 1195 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:38,075 What in the world is so special about Los Angeles? 1196 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,327 I mean, it's nothin' but avocados and traffic. 1197 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:41,787 Well, Janet. 1198 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:44,331 [clears throat] 1199 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:47,043 Mom, our lives are there. 1200 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:48,961 Our friends, my career. 1201 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,297 She's-like I said, it's a conversation. 1202 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,257 I thought you worked at a store. 1203 00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:55,342 You know, we-we just got a new Target. 1204 00:50:56,636 --> 00:50:58,804 No, actually, I work in a small boutique, uh, 1205 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:00,806 but I'm also into photography. 1206 00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:04,810 I can see why you wanna marry her, son. 1207 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:05,895 You're gorgeous. 1208 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,189 Thank you. 1209 00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:09,940 How many babies you're gonna put in her? 1210 00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:11,192 Dad, no. 1211 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:12,943 How about five children? 1212 00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:15,946 None. How about we just have none? 1213 00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:18,532 I mean, all women want babies. 1214 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:20,701 Comes with the territory. 1215 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:24,538 [Grandma] Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? 1216 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,666 Just tell grandma you believe in Jesus. 1217 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,212 I believe in Jesus. 1218 00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:32,505 Hallelujah. 1219 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:35,382 We're gonna have the ceremony at Pastor Watkins' church. 1220 00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:37,051 Oh, P-Pastor Watkins. 1221 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:39,345 - Yes, sister. - I'm seein' peach. 1222 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:41,680 Are you on the Instagram? 1223 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:43,224 I don't really... 1224 00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:46,227 Did you see that Throwback Thursday I posted of Jake. 1225 00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:49,146 Senior prom, you and Nicole. 1226 00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:51,899 Oh, you were so happy back then. 1227 00:51:51,983 --> 00:51:55,277 Yes, but I am pretty happy now. 1228 00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:57,488 Okay. 1229 00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:01,158 You know, Jakey likes his girls with some meat on their bones. 1230 00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:02,076 Mm. 1231 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,661 Have you seen Nicole? 1232 00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:06,539 Mm, mm, mm. 1233 00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:09,333 Not as much back as Nicole, but you can work with it. 1234 00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:10,459 Dad. Uh. 1235 00:52:10,544 --> 00:52:12,878 Mara, tell us all about your family, baby. 1236 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,774 Your parents, how long have they been together? 1237 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:17,383 Oh, they were married for maybe about ten years. 1238 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:18,717 Oh, they died? 1239 00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:20,719 Oh, no. They're not dead, they're just divorced. 1240 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,263 We do not divorce. 1241 00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:24,515 Well, in certain circumstances, some people, they... 1242 00:52:24,599 --> 00:52:28,060 Hm-mm. There are no split branches up in this family tree. 1243 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:30,896 We just wait for them to dry up and fall off. 1244 00:52:31,648 --> 00:52:33,232 That means, to death. 1245 00:52:33,316 --> 00:52:35,151 You made your bed. 1246 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,111 A deal is a deal. 1247 00:52:37,195 --> 00:52:38,737 I will! That's it. 1248 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,034 Will you excuse me for a second? 1249 00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:51,083 Oh, hey, baby. You alright? 1250 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:52,585 Well, I see why you left this place. 1251 00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:56,630 She ain't no Nicole. 1252 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,012 [cough] 1253 00:53:03,096 --> 00:53:04,555 [elevator ding] 1254 00:53:06,224 --> 00:53:07,558 [Violet] Oh Lord! 1255 00:53:08,810 --> 00:53:11,353 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1256 00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:12,832 So this honeymoon, where are you guys going? 1257 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:13,564 Going to Maui. 1258 00:53:13,648 --> 00:53:14,940 Ah! Maui. When do you leave? 1259 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,108 - Uh, tomorrow. - Yeah. 1260 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:19,612 Jake! Answer your phone! [phone rings] 1261 00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:22,364 What? 1262 00:53:23,158 --> 00:53:24,074 Hello. 1263 00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:25,678 Jake, we have a runner. Violet took off. 1264 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:26,862 I think she's leaving Robbie. 1265 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,389 Shit! Well, then, you gotta go get her. 1266 00:53:28,413 --> 00:53:29,538 What? No! 1267 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:31,790 I'm tired, I'm hungover, I'm still drunk. 1268 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,167 - Wait, what? - I don't want to. 1269 00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:34,710 Just go, go. 1270 00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:36,337 Uh! 1271 00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:37,588 We gotta go. 1272 00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:41,425 Violet. 1273 00:53:44,512 --> 00:53:45,512 Violet! 1274 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:48,641 Do not make me run in heels! 1275 00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:49,850 Ow! 1276 00:53:55,607 --> 00:53:56,732 Oh, my God. 1277 00:53:56,816 --> 00:53:58,609 Violet, wait up! 1278 00:53:58,693 --> 00:54:00,945 Violet, I'm right behind you, wait. 1279 00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:04,114 I can't run in these heels. Who am I kidding? 1280 00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:07,952 How do you even get these on? 1281 00:54:08,036 --> 00:54:09,036 And she's gone. 1282 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,996 Hey, Robbie knows where Violet went. 1283 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,081 - Get in. - Okay. 1284 00:54:12,123 --> 00:54:13,707 - Are you limping? - What happened? 1285 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:15,432 - Get in, come on. - Why is your shoe off? 1286 00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:16,252 - I can't run in heels. 1287 00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:17,647 - Come on, we gotta go, we gotta go. 1288 00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:20,214 I know exactly. Before she leaves. Goodness gracious. 1289 00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:21,215 I lost her. 1290 00:54:21,299 --> 00:54:23,175 She's fast for a girl in a corset. 1291 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,468 Why is she running? 1292 00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:26,572 She's getting a cheeseburger. The first thing that Violet 1293 00:54:26,596 --> 00:54:29,181 wanted to do after the wedding was break her diet. 1294 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:30,349 Respect. 1295 00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:39,441 [kills engine] 1296 00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:43,904 [sniffs] I know my baby so well. 1297 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:47,310 She says this place has the best cheeseburger in the world. 1298 00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:51,078 So what's the move here? 1299 00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:52,246 I'll, um... 1300 00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:54,748 I'll, I'll go and, um... 1301 00:54:57,836 --> 00:54:59,336 I'll go and talk. 1302 00:54:59,421 --> 00:55:01,630 I, I... I can't. 1303 00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:03,674 I'll do it. No, no, I'll do it. 1304 00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:05,092 Are you sure? Are you sure? 1305 00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:06,885 Yeah. I got this. 1306 00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,263 [sharp exhale] 1307 00:55:09,347 --> 00:55:11,348 Yup, mm-hmm, I got it. 1308 00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:12,141 Doin' it. 1309 00:55:12,225 --> 00:55:13,369 - She's got it, man. - I know. 1310 00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:14,643 - She's got it. - Yes she is. 1311 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,895 I don't feel like, I feel like she's not gonna get it. 1312 00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:22,735 ♪ ♪ 1313 00:55:29,075 --> 00:55:30,159 Hey, Violet. 1314 00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:34,371 Can I have a fry? 1315 00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:37,916 Thanks. 1316 00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:40,336 Everything okay? 1317 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:42,254 Peachy. 1318 00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:45,466 Come on, we're almost sisters. Kinda. 1319 00:55:47,385 --> 00:55:49,303 You can talk to me. Why are you running? 1320 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:53,724 Look, I love Robbie, okay? 1321 00:55:53,808 --> 00:55:56,518 But his family, they are crazy as hell. 1322 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,605 Ever since we got engaged, all they do is pester me. 1323 00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:01,315 "When are you gonna have a baby? 1324 00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:03,525 How many babies? Ooh, when you gonna quit your 1325 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:05,819 job so you can take care of all them babies?" 1326 00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:08,090 I mean, I didn't even know that people were still like this, 1327 00:56:08,114 --> 00:56:10,514 Mara. It's like they think I'm some kind of freakin' breeder. 1328 00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:13,869 It's, uh, it's a lot to deal with. 1329 00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,245 Mm-hmm. 1330 00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:17,770 You know, at first I thought it was just his mom and then, you 1331 00:56:17,832 --> 00:56:20,459 know, his dad and then his sweet old granny. 1332 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:23,045 But it turns out that Robbie is just like them. 1333 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:28,258 I mean, look, Jake might be different, okay? 1334 00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:30,010 But I don't know. Who knows? 1335 00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:31,345 Girl, get out! 1336 00:56:31,429 --> 00:56:33,639 Get out while you still can, okay? 1337 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:40,437 Look, look, Violet, it's easy to run away, especially, when 1338 00:56:40,522 --> 00:56:42,564 you've spent the past six months in the gym. 1339 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,316 Eight. 1340 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:46,443 Look, if you really wanna go, then go. 1341 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:48,320 I, I will cover for you. 1342 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:51,573 But I think you'll regret leaving if you don't talk 1343 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:52,741 to Robbie first. 1344 00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:55,536 He needs to hear that from you, face-to-face. 1345 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:59,248 I don't even know where Robbie is. 1346 00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:03,001 Oh, he's in the parking lot, crying in a 1347 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:04,962 small Korean compact. 1348 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,047 Oh, my God. 1349 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,549 Oh, my God, he's crying? 1350 00:57:08,633 --> 00:57:10,551 Yeah, oh, yes, a lot. 1351 00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:11,635 Mm-hmm. 1352 00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:16,515 Okay. 1353 00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:17,474 You wanna finish any of this? 1354 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:18,619 No, I've already had three of these. 1355 00:57:18,643 --> 00:57:19,726 Oh. 1356 00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:21,731 I mean, I'll take a couple of these for the road. 1357 00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:23,605 I'll get your bag. 1358 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,793 - Just gonna up and leave 'cause you don't wanna have babies? 1359 00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,169 [Violet] What else was I supposed to do? 1360 00:57:27,193 --> 00:57:29,130 Your family was trying to inseminate me in the reception. 1361 00:57:29,154 --> 00:57:30,673 Well, may... that's what marriages are for! 1362 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:32,007 They're supposed to put babies... 1363 00:57:32,031 --> 00:57:33,801 - Oh, that's what they're for? - I'm a machine? I'm just gonna 1364 00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:35,761 pump out babies for you? I thought I was your wife. 1365 00:57:35,785 --> 00:57:37,888 - Yes. Oh, oh, this is, this... - I'm pouring my heart out. 1366 00:57:37,912 --> 00:57:39,621 Y-you're breaking my heart. 1367 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,475 Come on and put your hands on me. What's going on? 1368 00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:42,875 - I love you. 1369 00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:44,710 Wait. 1370 00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:46,879 So they're back together now? 1371 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:48,881 [Violet] Oh, my God. [car horn honks] 1372 00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:51,508 Uh, well, I just saw Violet's vagina, 1373 00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:54,470 so I'm gonna say probably. 1374 00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:56,221 [loud moaning] 1375 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:57,723 Newlyweds. 1376 00:57:57,807 --> 00:57:59,558 Yeah. 1377 00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:02,394 ♪ ♪ 1378 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:05,063 [airplane] 1379 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:07,399 [Mara] Where is it? 1380 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,026 We're gonna find it. Don't worry. 1381 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,988 Two layovers and thirteen hours later. 1382 00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:14,323 But no lost luggage. 1383 00:58:15,241 --> 00:58:17,201 Shouldn't have cheaped out on plane tickets. 1384 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,912 Come on, and miss spendin' the night at Cinnabon? 1385 00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:22,623 We're never gonna find it. 1386 00:58:22,707 --> 00:58:24,625 - Oh, my God! 1387 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:28,212 - Did we even park here? 1388 00:58:28,296 --> 00:58:30,589 I just wanna go home and take a nap. 1389 00:58:31,549 --> 00:58:32,841 This is so annoying. 1390 00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:36,011 Ah, Mara, I know that your car is a piece of shit, 1391 00:58:36,095 --> 00:58:37,513 but most cars come with... 1392 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,640 [car alarm] an alarm system. 1393 00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:42,309 My car is not a piece of shit. 1394 00:58:43,603 --> 00:58:45,437 Don't patronize me. 1395 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,230 What? 1396 00:58:46,314 --> 00:58:47,940 [car alarm continues] 1397 00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:49,066 I found it! 1398 00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:52,611 Great. 1399 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:58,825 [car doesn't start] 1400 00:58:59,577 --> 00:59:00,702 Ugh! 1401 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:02,871 [deep sigh] 1402 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,331 Well, it finally happened. 1403 00:59:04,415 --> 00:59:05,999 My sweet baby girl is dead. 1404 00:59:06,084 --> 00:59:07,626 I'll call a tow truck. 1405 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:17,427 - Jake? - Mm? 1406 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,764 How do you picture our lives after we get married? 1407 00:59:22,308 --> 00:59:23,642 I don't know. 1408 00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:26,256 I haven't really thought about it. 1409 00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,731 Well, picture it now. 1410 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:32,943 We get married, five years go by, what do you see? 1411 00:59:34,779 --> 00:59:35,862 Okay. 1412 00:59:40,201 --> 00:59:43,120 I see a house, a dog in the yard. 1413 00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:47,416 What kind of dog? 1414 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,667 A rescue. 1415 00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:50,252 Obviously. 1416 00:59:51,462 --> 00:59:56,758 And inside, we're having a really fancy dinner party 1417 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:58,677 because we're rich now. 1418 01:00:00,221 --> 01:00:04,057 I'm grilling rib eye and you're making the salad. 1419 01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:06,935 Am I taking photos? 1420 01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,147 Oh, you still do that now? 1421 01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:20,157 There's a big bathroom and an office. 1422 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:24,202 [sigh] 1423 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:28,040 And a guest bedroom that one day, 1424 01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:31,335 maybe, 1425 01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:34,004 turns into a kid's room. 1426 01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:40,510 Oh, it's in Virginia, so he or she can get to know my family. 1427 01:00:45,391 --> 01:00:46,475 No. 1428 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:48,644 No? 1429 01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:51,396 No to what? The dog? 1430 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,482 No, just no. 1431 01:00:57,945 --> 01:00:59,696 Mara, you've been acting weird all day. 1432 01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:01,073 What are you talking about? 1433 01:01:01,157 --> 01:01:02,616 All of it. 1434 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:06,203 Weddings, babies, moving and- I can't, I can't do it. 1435 01:01:06,287 --> 01:01:07,913 I can't. Distractions from my career? 1436 01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:09,122 Career? What career? 1437 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,457 Uh, photography. 1438 01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,561 You take pictures that nobody ever sees, how's that a job? 1439 01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:13,710 What do you know? 1440 01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:15,796 I know that you can do that anywhere, 1441 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,422 Los Angeles or Virginia. 1442 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:18,547 I can't do it in Virginia. 1443 01:01:18,591 --> 01:01:19,610 Why? What's wrong with Virginia? 1444 01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:20,834 Yeah, it's not about Virginia! 1445 01:01:20,885 --> 01:01:22,094 I just can't do it, okay? 1446 01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:24,096 You should know that, you should get that! 1447 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,140 What are you doing? 1448 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,267 Oh, uh, you wanna get high now? 1449 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:30,936 It's been a long few days. Okay? 1450 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,164 No, you don't get to just pick 1451 01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:33,814 a fight and then decide to go get high! 1452 01:01:33,898 --> 01:01:35,941 - You're oppressing me! - You're acting crazy! 1453 01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:37,795 No, you are! You live in a goddamn snow globe, 1454 01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:40,195 and I tried it out, Jake, I did! I tried your home 1455 01:01:40,279 --> 01:01:42,698 and I tried your family, and I fucking hated it! 1456 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:50,914 You hate my family? 1457 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:53,709 No, you, that... 1458 01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:55,919 - You know what I mean. I... - I don't. 1459 01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:01,216 My parents were so excited to see you, and you couldn't, 1460 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:04,344 you couldn't just put your thing aside for one weekend. 1461 01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:05,971 My, my thing? What's my thing? 1462 01:02:06,055 --> 01:02:07,556 Yes, your thing. You're selfish, Mara. 1463 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,683 Okay, you could be doing so much more, but, no. 1464 01:02:09,767 --> 01:02:11,518 You just have to bitch and make excuses. 1465 01:02:11,602 --> 01:02:13,854 It's like you're too afraid to get off your ass! 1466 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,606 Fuck you. 1467 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:20,068 Yeah, and I would chill on the whole you-could-be- 1468 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:22,237 doing-so-much-more thing. You're a cook at a diner! 1469 01:02:23,322 --> 01:02:25,115 Yeah, well, at least I'm doing something. 1470 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:27,325 Not your dream. 1471 01:02:28,619 --> 01:02:31,163 You can't bring the South to Southern California 1472 01:02:31,247 --> 01:02:32,998 if you're living in Virginia. 1473 01:02:38,963 --> 01:02:40,088 [sniffs] 1474 01:02:41,048 --> 01:02:43,550 Oh, God, my finger's swollen. 1475 01:02:43,634 --> 01:02:45,802 Hey, hey, okay, look, look, look. 1476 01:02:45,887 --> 01:02:47,471 It has been, it's been a rough few days. 1477 01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:49,097 - No. - Mara, I love you. 1478 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:51,076 It's not enough for you, that is never going to be 1479 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:52,559 enough for you! 1480 01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:57,105 I'm not the marrying type. 1481 01:02:58,649 --> 01:03:00,066 I thought I could be. 1482 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:04,070 But you want someone who'd go to church with your grandma and do 1483 01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:06,782 game nights with your parents, someone who'll be home in time 1484 01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:08,408 for dinner and that's just... 1485 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:11,870 That's just not me. 1486 01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:14,748 Okay, alright, okay. 1487 01:03:14,832 --> 01:03:16,833 Let's just think about this. 1488 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:18,752 I have been thinking about this. 1489 01:03:22,173 --> 01:03:26,676 I've been thinking about this from the moment I said yes. 1490 01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:33,725 It takes more than love to make a marriage work. 1491 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:42,150 Please, just take it. 1492 01:03:53,454 --> 01:03:57,207 ♪ ♪ 1493 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:07,843 ♪ Every love is in constant motion. ♪ 1494 01:04:10,304 --> 01:04:13,139 ♪ But I'm not sure which way we're coping. ♪ 1495 01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:18,186 ♪ We used to stay up all night talking about nothing. ♪ 1496 01:04:20,022 --> 01:04:23,775 ♪ Now we've become paralysed with words unspoken ♪ 1497 01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:29,823 ♪ Do you still want me the way that you did when we first met ♪ 1498 01:04:31,909 --> 01:04:35,662 ♪ Is it the real thing or is it just something we forsake, ♪ 1499 01:04:35,746 --> 01:04:40,292 ♪ Are we caught up in a mess in another crossroads? ♪ 1500 01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:42,168 [phone rings] 1501 01:04:45,089 --> 01:04:47,132 So you found the flaw. 1502 01:04:47,216 --> 01:04:48,466 [sniffs] 1503 01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:51,303 I wasn't looking for one, I swear. 1504 01:04:52,763 --> 01:04:54,514 I'm so sorry, Mara. 1505 01:04:55,641 --> 01:05:00,145 I asked him about our future and he could only talk about his, 1506 01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:03,815 like he, like he saw me 1507 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,861 as this cookie-cutter version in his future. 1508 01:05:07,945 --> 01:05:09,738 And I, I-I know where it comes from. 1509 01:05:09,822 --> 01:05:11,197 It comes from his family. 1510 01:05:11,282 --> 01:05:13,385 And they were shoving their traditions down my throat. 1511 01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:14,910 And I couldn't take it and... 1512 01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:16,346 You don't think your parents didn't scare 1513 01:05:16,370 --> 01:05:17,537 the hell out of him? 1514 01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:19,915 My parents, they never should've gotten married 1515 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:21,249 in the first place. 1516 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:25,587 Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? 1517 01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:30,258 ♪ Don't know if I'm safe, your kisses just get sweeter ♪ 1518 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:35,305 ♪ Part of your heart is off limits, and I can't get in ♪ 1519 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:41,269 ♪ It's now or never there comes a point I can't keep waiting ♪ 1520 01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:45,148 ♪ Are we caught up in a mess in another crossroads ♪ 1521 01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:50,946 ♪ Are we really meant to be, should there ever be alone ♪ 1522 01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:56,493 ♪ I've been all up in my head all the thinking it all alone ♪ 1523 01:05:57,787 --> 01:06:01,456 ♪ If you don't know if you love me by now. ♪ 1524 01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:04,960 ♪ Just say you do ♪ 1525 01:06:07,546 --> 01:06:12,884 ♪ Love me, Love ♪ 1526 01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:18,682 ♪ Every love is a constant motion ♪ 1527 01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:23,937 ♪ But I'm not sure which way we're coping ♪ 1528 01:06:26,190 --> 01:06:31,277 ♪ Are we all up in my head all the thinking it all alone ♪ 1529 01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:35,782 ♪ If you don't know if you love me by now ♪ 1530 01:06:56,929 --> 01:07:01,307 ♪ ♪ 1531 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,462 [deep exhale] 1532 01:07:44,727 --> 01:07:45,894 Jake? 1533 01:07:47,188 --> 01:07:49,105 Nicole? 1534 01:07:49,190 --> 01:07:50,982 Uh, what are you doin' here? 1535 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,193 Well, I heard you got a new job. 1536 01:07:53,277 --> 01:07:55,528 Well, I saw it on your mom's Instagram. 1537 01:07:55,613 --> 01:07:56,446 Mmm. 1538 01:07:56,530 --> 01:07:58,323 But it's so good to see you. 1539 01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:00,241 Yeah. Well, you, too. 1540 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:01,326 Hm. 1541 01:08:01,368 --> 01:08:03,703 Oh, I'm sorry to hear about you and Mara. 1542 01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:05,538 Uh. 1543 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:08,500 How'd you find out? 1544 01:08:08,584 --> 01:08:10,502 Also on your mom's Instagram. 1545 01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:11,377 Huh. 1546 01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:12,462 Hm. 1547 01:08:13,255 --> 01:08:15,048 What about you? You... 1548 01:08:15,132 --> 01:08:17,509 Turns out Adam's a bit of a jerk. 1549 01:08:17,593 --> 01:08:18,885 So... 1550 01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:22,305 Well... in your face. 1551 01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:26,392 Yeah, I guess I deserve that. 1552 01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:28,311 Mm-hmm. 1553 01:08:28,395 --> 01:08:31,981 Jake, I am so sorry for the way things ended with us. 1554 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:34,692 It's cool. 1555 01:08:35,569 --> 01:08:36,569 Really. 1556 01:08:37,738 --> 01:08:40,907 Well, I think we should catch up over another round, 1557 01:08:41,742 --> 01:08:43,118 if you're down. 1558 01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:44,202 [chuckles] 1559 01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:47,789 I don't really think that's such a good idea. 1560 01:08:47,873 --> 01:08:48,665 Oh, come on. 1561 01:08:48,749 --> 01:08:50,083 Jake, it's one drink. 1562 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,339 Alright. One drink. 1563 01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:02,846 ♪ ♪ 1564 01:09:13,357 --> 01:09:15,692 [Vetiver sings "Stranger Still"] 1565 01:09:37,798 --> 01:09:38,798 [Boss] Nice. 1566 01:09:39,758 --> 01:09:41,903 Let's move, I don't wanna keep that food critic waiting. 1567 01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:43,052 Okay. 1568 01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:44,888 The reduction looks beautiful. 1569 01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:00,195 Nice work. 1570 01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:00,820 Thanks. 1571 01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:01,905 Now let's get back to it. 1572 01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:03,031 Okay. 1573 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:06,659 [Boss Queen] We are so excited to have you join the team. 1574 01:10:06,744 --> 01:10:10,163 We're all about what's fun, what's fearless and what's 1575 01:10:10,247 --> 01:10:12,415 female in SoCal. 1576 01:10:12,499 --> 01:10:15,877 Your eye is exactly what we've been looking for. 1577 01:10:15,961 --> 01:10:17,545 [Boss Bitch] But we're curious. 1578 01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:20,173 What other wedding stuff can you give us? 1579 01:10:20,257 --> 01:10:22,717 We're trying to break into the whole bridal fever. 1580 01:10:22,801 --> 01:10:24,928 I'm, I'm kinda done with all that. 1581 01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:26,971 But you're our wedding girl. 1582 01:10:28,432 --> 01:10:31,309 I've never been a wedding girl 1583 01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:33,853 and I never wanna come off as one. 1584 01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:37,607 Again, I just... Look, if you just wanna buy my old pictures, 1585 01:10:37,691 --> 01:10:39,817 - I'm happy to give... - They're online. 1586 01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:41,819 Day old bread as far as I'm concerned. 1587 01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:44,405 Look, Mara, what we need from you is to keep going to those 1588 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:47,575 weddings and get your camera lens on the stuff that the 1589 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,327 professionals aren't staging. 1590 01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:50,411 Mm. 1591 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:52,216 You wanna get paid to play with the Yankees, 1592 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:54,040 you gotta play ball. 1593 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:55,792 Hm. 1594 01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:01,839 I appreciate you meeting with me, uh, but those weddings, 1595 01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:03,508 they wrecked me. 1596 01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:05,093 At least the good parts of me. 1597 01:11:05,177 --> 01:11:07,720 And I just want to move on and find those parts again. 1598 01:11:08,472 --> 01:11:09,973 Thanks for the latte, though. 1599 01:11:11,308 --> 01:11:14,686 Oh, and FYI, this is Dodgers' territory. 1600 01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,817 I told you not to use a sports reference. 1601 01:11:20,901 --> 01:11:21,901 I, uh... 1602 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:25,405 ♪ ♪ 1603 01:11:37,042 --> 01:11:38,501 Holy shit! 1604 01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:44,632 ♪ ♪ 1605 01:11:49,179 --> 01:11:50,179 Okay. 1606 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:54,058 Well, if you're gettin' laid, I'mma get laid. 1607 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,601 Nope. Uh-hu. 1608 01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:57,270 Glasses. Eww. 1609 01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:00,273 He'll do, Peter 27. 1610 01:12:14,413 --> 01:12:15,580 Peter, right? 1611 01:12:15,664 --> 01:12:16,706 [Peter] Hey, Moira. 1612 01:12:16,790 --> 01:12:18,875 Oh, it's, uh, Mara, actually. 1613 01:12:18,959 --> 01:12:19,959 Cool. 1614 01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:21,794 Uh, you look different in your photos. 1615 01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:22,754 Oh! 1616 01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:24,005 Cuter in person. 1617 01:12:24,089 --> 01:12:25,840 No. Just different. 1618 01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:28,718 Hey, you want a shot? 1619 01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:30,678 Yes! Yes, yeah. 1620 01:12:31,388 --> 01:12:33,723 Mm! Thank you. Cheers! 1621 01:12:33,807 --> 01:12:34,807 Cheers. 1622 01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:37,477 - More, please! - We need more. 1623 01:12:37,561 --> 01:12:38,853 - Yeah! - Cheers! 1624 01:12:40,773 --> 01:12:42,190 What a pussy! 1625 01:12:43,108 --> 01:12:44,400 Keep going. Keep going. 1626 01:12:44,485 --> 01:12:45,485 [slurping] 1627 01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:47,111 I have to breathe. 1628 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:47,945 Skol. 1629 01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:49,530 Cheers to that! 1630 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:53,159 Whoo! 1631 01:12:53,243 --> 01:12:55,661 I just spilled it all over my face. 1632 01:12:55,746 --> 01:12:57,622 I have vodka in my eyes. 1633 01:12:57,706 --> 01:12:58,623 Good time. 1634 01:12:58,707 --> 01:12:59,707 Whoo! 1635 01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:00,500 [laughs] 1636 01:13:00,584 --> 01:13:02,043 This is fun. 1637 01:13:02,127 --> 01:13:03,355 You know, your picture didn't look very fun, 1638 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:04,921 but you're really fun. 1639 01:13:10,010 --> 01:13:11,511 Oh, gosh. 1640 01:13:17,267 --> 01:13:18,393 Mara! 1641 01:13:18,477 --> 01:13:20,080 Where are you goin'? I was gonna make pancakes. 1642 01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:22,021 No. No! Mm-mm. 1643 01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,940 What, did I do something wrong or, or... 1644 01:13:24,024 --> 01:13:25,983 Of course not! It's... 1645 01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:28,778 Pancakes are just really triggering for me right now. 1646 01:13:28,862 --> 01:13:31,280 Okay. Well, you know, I can make waffles, if you want. 1647 01:13:32,449 --> 01:13:35,451 Listen, I just had sex with you 'cause I was sad. 1648 01:13:36,537 --> 01:13:39,414 That's, you know, pretty mean. 1649 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,417 Uh, yeah, well, girls can be mean, too. 1650 01:13:43,335 --> 01:13:44,919 And that's okay. 1651 01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:48,047 Great sex playlist, though. 1652 01:13:48,132 --> 01:13:49,549 Thought you should know that. 1653 01:13:49,633 --> 01:13:50,758 You were really good! 1654 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:52,093 I know! 1655 01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:56,097 ♪ ♪ 1656 01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,367 [car horn] 1657 01:14:26,336 --> 01:14:27,837 [phone rings] 1658 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:30,923 Alex. 1659 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:33,342 Mara, I have big news. 1660 01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:37,555 Zak just asked me to marry him. 1661 01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:41,058 We were hanging out and, I, well, I don't know. 1662 01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:43,269 He dropped to one knee and I thought he lost his 1663 01:14:43,353 --> 01:14:45,331 contact lens, 'cause he got these new ones. They're colored. 1664 01:14:45,355 --> 01:14:47,523 - I can't stand them. It... - Get to the point. 1665 01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:49,275 And he popped the question. 1666 01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:53,529 Mara? 1667 01:14:53,614 --> 01:14:55,406 Did I lose you? 1668 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,491 No. 1669 01:14:57,284 --> 01:14:59,404 Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put you on speaker with us. 1670 01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:02,914 Hey, Zak, uh, congratulations. 1671 01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:05,458 [Zak] Thank you so much, Mara. 1672 01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:08,085 I know it's kind of sudden, but, um, we have decided to just go 1673 01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:11,005 for it, and we're getting married next month. 1674 01:15:12,674 --> 01:15:14,425 Holy shit. 1675 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:18,012 Uh, well, we got, we gotta celebrate, right? 1676 01:15:18,096 --> 01:15:19,889 I mean, pop some Champagne. 1677 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:23,267 I'm gonna squeeze you so hard when I see you, Alex. 1678 01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:24,810 I can't wait. 1679 01:15:24,895 --> 01:15:26,020 There is more. 1680 01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:27,104 More? 1681 01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:31,234 We were thinking about inviting Jake. 1682 01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:32,944 He's the reason we're together. 1683 01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:35,947 [Zak] I mean, if he hadn't come up to me at that wedding, then... 1684 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:38,741 [Alex] Then, we wouldn't be having a wedding, you know? 1685 01:15:40,035 --> 01:15:41,911 I know. 1686 01:15:41,995 --> 01:15:44,622 But we wanna get your blessing first because your friendship 1687 01:15:44,706 --> 01:15:47,041 is more important than our thank you. 1688 01:15:49,878 --> 01:15:52,713 Okay. 1689 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,507 Wait, uh, okay, like... 1690 01:15:54,591 --> 01:15:57,343 Okay, like, uh, invite him. 1691 01:15:58,428 --> 01:16:01,264 Really, um, I'm so happy for you guys. 1692 01:16:03,684 --> 01:16:04,767 Well, thank you, Mara. 1693 01:16:04,851 --> 01:16:05,977 Thank you so much, Mara. 1694 01:16:06,061 --> 01:16:07,853 [Alex] We love you. 1695 01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:09,188 Love you, too. 1696 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,194 Do we give Jake a plus one? 1697 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:17,363 We're not trashy, Alex. 1698 01:16:17,447 --> 01:16:19,323 [laughs] 1699 01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:20,533 Or are we? 1700 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,702 Not with this ring. 1701 01:16:23,704 --> 01:16:25,830 [crying] 1702 01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:32,253 Okay. 1703 01:16:39,052 --> 01:16:41,470 ♪ ♪ 1704 01:16:41,555 --> 01:16:42,680 Okay, now hold hands. 1705 01:16:42,764 --> 01:16:44,140 Yeah. [camera clicks] 1706 01:16:44,224 --> 01:16:44,974 Oh, that's great. 1707 01:16:45,058 --> 01:16:45,808 No teeth? 1708 01:16:45,892 --> 01:16:47,351 Okay. No teeth. 1709 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:48,936 Now, hold your hands again. 1710 01:16:53,525 --> 01:16:54,650 Perfect. 1711 01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:57,236 [Alex] Okay, now one without shirts. 1712 01:16:57,321 --> 01:16:58,362 [laughs] 1713 01:16:59,906 --> 01:17:00,906 [Mara] Hello? 1714 01:17:02,951 --> 01:17:04,827 Yes, well, uh, yeah. 1715 01:17:04,911 --> 01:17:06,329 They're, they're all for sale. 1716 01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:07,413 Uh-huh. 1717 01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:09,790 It's so exciting. 1718 01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:14,503 ♪ ♪ 1719 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,845 [buzzer] 1720 01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:29,185 Jess? What's wrong? 1721 01:17:29,269 --> 01:17:30,770 I left him. 1722 01:17:30,854 --> 01:17:32,313 I left Brian. 1723 01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:34,482 Please don't say you told me so. 1724 01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:39,236 Last week I went to happy hour with my girlfriends, and they 1725 01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:42,948 were all gushing over their husbands and their fiancés. 1726 01:17:43,033 --> 01:17:46,410 And the whole time, I never thought about Brian. 1727 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,871 Not once. 1728 01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:52,333 It's like we were just living completely separate lives. 1729 01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:56,921 Look, I love Brian. 1730 01:17:57,005 --> 01:18:00,132 I don't dread waking up to him every morning. 1731 01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,301 I'm just not thrilled about it. 1732 01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:03,386 Do you know what I mean? 1733 01:18:03,470 --> 01:18:05,137 Not really. 1734 01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:06,931 Well, of course, you don't. 1735 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:09,684 You had a real partner in Jake. 1736 01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:12,103 I wish I had that. 1737 01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:15,398 I thought you said it takes more than love 1738 01:18:15,482 --> 01:18:16,357 to make a marriage work. 1739 01:18:16,441 --> 01:18:19,360 It can, but it shouldn't. 1740 01:18:21,905 --> 01:18:27,368 ♪ ♪ 1741 01:18:51,643 --> 01:18:52,727 [sigh] 1742 01:18:56,106 --> 01:18:57,106 No. 1743 01:19:07,451 --> 01:19:09,660 Okay, well, what about this one? 1744 01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:11,662 I'm not going to a funeral, Ellie. 1745 01:19:13,081 --> 01:19:14,707 - Okay. - Come on. 1746 01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:16,250 Ooh! Got it. 1747 01:19:16,334 --> 01:19:17,793 Touch of glamor. 1748 01:19:19,379 --> 01:19:21,213 This could actually be really fierce. 1749 01:19:21,298 --> 01:19:22,381 Oh, my God, yes! 1750 01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:24,675 I have the perfect ballet slippers for it. 1751 01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:29,305 Now, this could be a real power move. 1752 01:19:29,389 --> 01:19:30,723 Oh, my gosh! 1753 01:19:30,807 --> 01:19:32,767 Do you think I could pull that off? 1754 01:19:32,851 --> 01:19:34,226 You? 1755 01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:35,519 Now? 1756 01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:38,355 Absolutely. 1757 01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:43,319 ♪ ♪ 1758 01:19:45,238 --> 01:19:46,739 - Hello! - Hey. 1759 01:19:46,823 --> 01:19:47,990 It's good to see you guys. 1760 01:19:48,074 --> 01:19:49,784 You look great. Enjoy the party, okay? 1761 01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:50,868 Okay. 1762 01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:58,584 Hello, everybody. 1763 01:19:58,668 --> 01:20:01,045 My name is Mara, if you don't already know by now. 1764 01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:04,590 Um, thank you so much for being here on this beautiful occasion. 1765 01:20:04,674 --> 01:20:09,428 Alex and I became best friends the moment I saw this video. 1766 01:20:11,139 --> 01:20:12,348 Oh my God. 1767 01:20:12,432 --> 01:20:14,934 [on TV] What's up, TV? My name is Alex Feinberg. I'm a 1768 01:20:15,018 --> 01:20:17,686 freshman at UC Santa Barbara and I wanna be a contestant on 1769 01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:21,315 the next season of the "Real WorldRoad Rules Challenge." 1770 01:20:21,399 --> 01:20:23,442 MTV, meet my rats. 1771 01:20:23,527 --> 01:20:25,152 I don't, I don't still have the rats. 1772 01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:27,321 FYI, the rats' names were Tek and Ruthie. 1773 01:20:27,405 --> 01:20:29,657 And, yes, that is a reference to "Real World." 1774 01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:32,660 And, yes, Alex still thinks those pants are as 1775 01:20:32,744 --> 01:20:35,162 flattering as they are functional. 1776 01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:36,247 Oh! 1777 01:20:37,290 --> 01:20:39,625 Now, this video goes on for another 15 minutes and it's 1778 01:20:39,709 --> 01:20:42,253 mostly just Alex showing MTV how to make a sarong 1779 01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:44,463 out of bedsheets. 1780 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:49,802 So I tracked down this lovable weirdo because I knew 1781 01:20:49,886 --> 01:20:51,762 I needed him in my life. 1782 01:20:53,056 --> 01:20:56,141 And while I now have to share my lovable weirdo with Zak, 1783 01:20:56,226 --> 01:21:00,354 I appreciate them every day just a little bit more. 1784 01:21:01,648 --> 01:21:03,649 Not just for sharing their love, 1785 01:21:04,609 --> 01:21:07,403 but for teaching me that this, 1786 01:21:08,321 --> 01:21:12,533 the two of you, that is what a real, 1787 01:21:12,617 --> 01:21:15,828 functional relationship is. 1788 01:21:17,497 --> 01:21:19,123 So cheers. 1789 01:21:19,207 --> 01:21:20,457 Cheers! 1790 01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:24,628 To Alex and Zak, the cargo pants of couples. 1791 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:27,131 [cheering] 1792 01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:30,926 Get over here before I embarrass myself. 1793 01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:33,470 Where did you find that? 1794 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:34,555 Hiyah! 1795 01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:38,434 Hey, Mara. 1796 01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:41,729 That was a really great speech. 1797 01:21:43,481 --> 01:21:44,565 Thanks. 1798 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,027 Uh, where's Nicole? 1799 01:21:48,111 --> 01:21:51,071 We get, like, a drink sometimes, but that's really... 1800 01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:54,992 Can we talk outside? 1801 01:21:55,952 --> 01:21:59,246 Yeah. 1802 01:22:09,549 --> 01:22:11,091 [Both] You look really good. 1803 01:22:11,885 --> 01:22:13,928 I, I was gonna say the same thing. 1804 01:22:14,012 --> 01:22:17,139 I-I did say the same thing at the exact same time. 1805 01:22:17,974 --> 01:22:19,224 Stop talking. 1806 01:22:19,309 --> 01:22:21,185 So, I, um... 1807 01:22:21,269 --> 01:22:23,938 That, uh, that food critic's review, I read it. 1808 01:22:24,022 --> 01:22:25,981 Um, it's really something. 1809 01:22:26,066 --> 01:22:27,650 Congratulations. I'm so happy for you. 1810 01:22:27,734 --> 01:22:29,151 Thank you. Thanks. 1811 01:22:29,235 --> 01:22:31,028 Uh, and I saw your website. 1812 01:22:31,112 --> 01:22:32,363 Yeah. 1813 01:22:33,239 --> 01:22:34,365 Really proud of you. 1814 01:22:34,449 --> 01:22:36,075 Thanks. 1815 01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:37,826 I jumped in because of you. 1816 01:22:39,579 --> 01:22:42,539 It's weird 'cause it's like everything I've ever wanted, 1817 01:22:42,624 --> 01:22:44,041 but I just... 1818 01:22:44,125 --> 01:22:45,417 just... 1819 01:22:45,502 --> 01:22:46,961 It doesn't quite feel right. 1820 01:22:47,045 --> 01:22:48,045 Yes. 1821 01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:55,928 We went to a total of seven weddings together. 1822 01:22:56,012 --> 01:22:58,514 Robbie and Violet's, Ellie and Howard's. 1823 01:22:58,598 --> 01:23:00,432 I think his name was Marcus. 1824 01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:02,197 - Oh, dammit! - Really struggled with that. 1825 01:23:02,227 --> 01:23:03,894 I think I really loved Howard. 1826 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:05,562 [laughter] 1827 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:11,568 Anyways, um, all those couples, those seven couples, they, 1828 01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:14,863 they all had one thing in common. 1829 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:16,407 You know what they had that I didn't? 1830 01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:18,325 The will to try. 1831 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,012 And they all, they all had their problems. 1832 01:23:20,036 --> 01:23:22,056 - Mara, I know that I scared you. - They all pushed through. 1833 01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:23,474 I rambled on about some bullshit life and... 1834 01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:25,685 The second that I had the chance to run, I didn't take my advice, 1835 01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,918 - and I'm miserable. - I wasn't miserable. 1836 01:23:29,921 --> 01:23:31,588 I'm still in love with you. 1837 01:23:33,133 --> 01:23:36,927 Exactly how you are, for who you are. 1838 01:23:43,226 --> 01:23:44,495 Mara, when you took off that ring... 1839 01:23:44,519 --> 01:23:45,644 I know. 1840 01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:51,233 I have to tell you something. 1841 01:23:51,317 --> 01:23:52,776 It's scary. 1842 01:23:54,946 --> 01:23:56,280 Just say it. 1843 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:01,869 I'm still in love with you. 1844 01:24:01,953 --> 01:24:05,664 ♪ ♪ 1845 01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:15,132 Am I making you nervous? 1846 01:24:27,854 --> 01:24:29,229 Do I seem nervous? 1847 01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:31,940 ♪ ♪ 1848 01:24:36,196 --> 01:24:38,197 ♪ Ah, freak out! ♪ 1849 01:24:38,281 --> 01:24:40,866 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic Freak out! ♪ 1850 01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,162 ♪ Ah, freak out! ♪ 1851 01:24:46,414 --> 01:24:49,041 ♪ Le freak, c'est chic Freak out! ♪ 1852 01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:56,256 ♪ Have you heard about the new dance craze? ♪ 1853 01:24:57,383 --> 01:25:00,260 ♪ Listen to us, I'm sure you'll be amazed ♪ 1854 01:25:01,262 --> 01:25:04,098 ♪ Big fun to be had by everyone ♪ 1855 01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:07,810 ♪ All that pressure got you down ♪ 1856 01:25:09,270 --> 01:25:12,147 ♪ Has your head been spinning all around? ♪ 1857 01:25:13,441 --> 01:25:15,484 ♪ Feel the rhythm... ♪ 1858 01:25:21,741 --> 01:25:22,741 Cold feet? 1859 01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:24,201 Me? Really? 1860 01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:26,620 It's a big commitment. 1861 01:25:26,704 --> 01:25:28,038 Just wanna make sure you're sure. 1862 01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:30,207 I'm sure. 1863 01:25:33,002 --> 01:25:34,419 Alright. 1864 01:25:34,504 --> 01:25:36,672 Look at this one right here. 1865 01:25:36,756 --> 01:25:38,465 - Hey. Hey, guys. - Hello! 1866 01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:40,134 - Hey, guys. Sup. 1867 01:25:41,010 --> 01:25:43,762 You're so sweet. 1868 01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:47,307 [Karen Damelian sings "Smooth Sailing"] 1869 01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:49,810 ♪ ♪ 121205