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- [panting]
what is that?
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- That's my new
runner's watch.
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It's got everything--
tracks how far you've run,
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Your heart rate,
calories burned.
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It's got gps to tell you
exactly where you are.
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And if I ever lose it,
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I can pinpoint exactly
where it is on my cell phone.
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Huh?
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- [panting]
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How far have we gone?
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- Uh, 0.04 miles.
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- What? We've been
jogging forever.
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- We've been jogging
for 20 seconds.
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- Does that thing have
a defibrillator?
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- No. Why?
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- Because I think
my heart just stopped.
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No, wait.
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There it is.
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I think I'm gonna
head home.
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No way.
That is too far.
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I'd never make it.
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Maybe I'll just wait here
till bugs gets back.
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He can carry me.
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Uhh!
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- [chomps]
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My lord, porky.
What do you have in that thing?
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- [stammering]
oh, I don't know, just stuff.
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Money, credit card receipts,
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Business cards,
recipe clippings,
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And inspiring articles.
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Why, what's in your wallet?
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- The essentials.
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- Id, credit card,
and some cash?
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- No. A lone toothpick.
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Because I always get something
right back here,
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Right in this area.
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What's that?
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- Oh, a wedding invitation.
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- Ooh, who's becky hogg?
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- Just a girl I went
to elementary school with.
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- The wedding's tonight.
Are you going?
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- No. I mean,
it's out of town.
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- Porky, you have to go
to this wedding.
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- Why?
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- You are obviously in love
with this girl.
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- What? Heh heh heh.
No, I'm not.
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- Then why have you been
carrying this around in your wallet?
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- I carry everything
in my wallet.
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- Porky, you're pining
over her.
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- No, I'm not.
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- It's destiny.
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Becky hogg.
Porky pig.
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Hogg, pig.
You're meant to be together.
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- No, we're not.
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I haven't seen her for years.
And she's getting married.
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- Oh, so you're saying
you have no feelings for this girl?
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- Well, I don't know.
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We were boyfriend
and girlfriend.
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- A-ha!
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- But that was third grade.
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- Yeah, and you haven't
had a girlfriend since.
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Becky has invited you
to her wedding for a reason.
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She's obviously never
gotten over you.
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Don't you see?
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She wants you to stop her
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From making the biggest
mistake of her life.
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- What are you
talking about?
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- She doesn't want to marry
this brian patrick kennedy iv.
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He sounds like a loser.
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Porky, becky's obviously
the one for you.
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This could be your one
and only shot at finding true love.
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- We'll drive.
If we leave now, we'll be there in 4 hours.
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- You'd come with me?
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- Porky, you're my friend.
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I want you to be happy.
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Also, I never pass up
a wedding reception.
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The passed apps,
the surf n' turf,
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The bubbly, that table
with all those gifts on it
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Where you can take whatever
you want as you're leaving.
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- Those are wedding presents.
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For the bride and groom.
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- I don't think so.
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At my cousin's wedding,
I got a blender,
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A set of china,
and some beautiful linens.
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So what do you say, pork,
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Are we gonna stop a wedding?
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- I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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But ok.
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Let's do it.
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- Mark my words, porky,
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You're gonna find true love.
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And me, I'm gonna find
something good.
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Like a belgian waffle maker.
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Or a juicer.
That's it.
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Or more linens.
You can never have too many linens.
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[starts engine]
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Where are you going?
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- The freeway.
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- No, I gotta make
a pit stop.
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- Does this look like
something you'd wear to a wedding?
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- Yeah, if you're the bride.
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- Well, it's all I have.
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Do you have anything
I could borrow?
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The invitation says
formal attire.
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- Then wear a tuxedo.
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- Too constricting.
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[grunts]
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Ooh, can I borrow
your new watch?
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It'll make me look important,
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Like I have lots of meetings,
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Always have to know
what time it is.
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- Eh...
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- Please?
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It's a great way
to meet people.
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Someone asks if anyone knows
what time it is,
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I say, "I do.
I'm daffy duck.
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It's half passed 12:00.
Nice to meet you."
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[horn honks]
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Ugh, he's so impatient.
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We're easily gonna make it.
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Come on, please.
I'll take good care of it.
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- All right.
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For the record,
I think what you two are doing is idiotic.
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But since your idiocy
affords me a glorious weekend
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With the house
all to myself,
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You have my full blessing.
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- Thanks, bugs.
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- Ahh.
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This is nice.
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[sighs]
this is so boring.
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I don't know what to do.
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- Don't forget to check
your heart rate.
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[dance music playing]
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[turns tv off]
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- [smacks lips]
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- What's up?
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- You want to hang out?
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- Hang out?
I gotta go to work.
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Ever heard of it?
How does he do it?
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I'd lose my mind if I
just sat around all day doing nothing.
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Hey, man, could you
get the door for me?
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- I'll call lola.
144
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[line rings, beep]
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- Hi, this is lola.
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Wait, that's not true.
I don't have a desk.
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And I've never actually
been in a meeting, so.
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But I'm probably doing
something interesting,
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Like I'm at the hardware store
or I'm saving someone's life.
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Or I'm whale watching.
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Or maybe I'm being
watched by whales.
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Oh, no, maybe I'm--
[beep]
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- I'm gonna use
the restroom.
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Will you get the gas?
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- Ahh!
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Ahh!
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- Would you mind not eating
in the car?
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I just got it washed
and I'm trying to keep it clean.
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- Porky, please.
I'm not a child.
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I won't get crumbs
everywhere.
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Don't worry.
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Relax, I'll pick it up.
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[sniffs]
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Ooh, that's a real strong
sour cream and onion smell.
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Uh-oh, a bunch got into
this little crevice.
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- Daffy, this is why
I asked you not to eat--
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- Don't worry, I think
I can get it.
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Let me just put
this up here.
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What's the point of
this crevice anyway?
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It's a terrible car design.
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Ahh!
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- My cell phone!
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- It's fine.
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[beep]
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- I told you I didn't want
a mess in the car.
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- It's not my fault.
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There are no cup holders.
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- There's a cup holder
right here.
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- Who would put
their cup there?
180
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No, this is where
you want to put your cup.
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This car was designed
by idiots.
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You got to do more research
before you make big purchases
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Like a car, porky.
[ding]
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- What the?
- What?
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00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:02,914
- Why is the gas light on?
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I thought you got gas.
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- You only gave me
40 bucks, porky.
188
00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,386
That barely covers
snacks and magazines.
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And this lottery ticket.
190
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Ahh! I don't know
why I play.
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- Maybe we should
turn around.
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We don't know when there's
gonna be another gas station.
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- Porky, we're not
going backwards.
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We don't have time.
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That light doesn't mean
anything anyway.
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You can drive like
200 or 300 miles with that light.
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- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.
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[clanging]
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You should have given me
more than 40 bucks, pork.
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- Ok, come on.
- Where are we going?
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- We got to walk back
to the gas station and get gas.
202
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- Shouldn't one of us
wait with the car?
203
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- Why?
204
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- This looks like
a dangerous neighborhood.
205
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Your car will be covered
in graffiti in no time.
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00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:02,240
- What are you talking about?
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00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,374
This isn't
a bad neighborhood.
208
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,709
We're in the middle
of a desert.
209
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,378
- You've been living in
the suburbs too long, porky.
210
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Come on, one of us needs
to stay here and do nothing.
211
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And the other needs to walk
miles and miles
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In 110-degree heat
carrying a heavy can.
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And since you did
the hard work of driving
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And I was just sitting
next to you in the passenger's seat
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Nodding off,
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It would only make sense...
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That you continue
the hard work.
218
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You know, just so you don't
feel like a quitter.
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- Oh. Uh, ok.
220
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- Pick up the pace, piggy.
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We got a wedding to stop.
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- Oh, I won.
223
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Strange how it's no more
satisfying than losing.
224
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Ohh, I'm so bored.
225
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I gotta get out
and do something.
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Hey, boy, you want
to go for a walk?
227
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- Huh?
228
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:04,102
Oh. Yuck.
229
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,336
- Aw, come on.
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It'll be good for you.
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00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,039
A little exercise.
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It'll kill some time.
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00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,513
- How long does it take a pig
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To walk 20 miles in
the middle of the desert?
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[gasps]
236
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,452
What if he never comes back?
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00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,321
What if he's road kill?
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00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,655
[bird screeches]
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[screeches]
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[gulps] mother.
241
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,064
My battery's almost dead.
242
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,599
Just enough left
to call bugs for help.
243
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,534
Wait, first I should
quickly text my vote
244
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,504
For last night's
"so you think you can figure skate."
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00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,505
[beep]
246
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,240
You're welcome, demitri.
247
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,042
Ok, now I can call bugs.
248
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,543
Just got to keep it short.
249
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:49,380
[phone rings]
250
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,415
Ugh, where is he?
251
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:54,419
- See, told you
this would be fun.
252
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,591
Hi, this is bugs bunny.
253
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,627
Sorry I'm not available
at the moment,
254
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,762
But please leave your
full name and number
255
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,297
And the reason for your call.
256
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,633
Oh, and the time and date
of your call.
257
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,701
And I will get back to you.
[beep]
258
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,336
- Bugs, it's an emergency.
259
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:16,374
Oh, sorry. Bugs, hi,
this is daffy duck.
260
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:20,278
And my number is 555-0123.
261
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,581
And actually I'm calling
for two reasons.
262
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,617
One, don't forget to
text your vote for demitri
263
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,653
To "so you think you can
figure skate,"
264
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,721
Because I'm sick of
the judges falling
265
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,356
For yuvgane's triple axle.
266
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,359
It's all he does.
He's a one-note wonder.
267
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,627
And, uh, what else?
268
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,197
I feel like there was
a second reason I was calling.
269
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,499
[buzzard screeches]
270
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,500
Oh, I remember.
271
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,535
We're stranded in
the middle of the desert.
272
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,604
Porky's wandered off.
He's probably dead.
273
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,539
So get in your car
and come save us.
274
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,342
We're on highway 247
on the shoulder
275
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,611
Next to mile marker 118.
276
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:57,248
So, highway 247,
mile marker 118.
277
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,316
Please hurry.
278
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,485
Oh, right, you wanted
the time and date.
279
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:04,522
It's 2:39 pm
on August--[beep]
280
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,491
Ugh, dead battery.
281
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,526
Who designs these phones?
282
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,694
Idiots.
283
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:13,297
- Fine, you were right.
It wasn't fun.
284
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:16,300
Why did I want
a weekend to myself?
285
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:19,837
Ooh, someone called.
286
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:21,839
[buzzard screeches]
287
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:25,576
- Maybe this thing has
a game on it or something.
288
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,145
Ahh!
289
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,780
No!
290
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:33,551
Ugh, now what am I gonna
wear to the wedding?
291
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,387
- [whimpering]
292
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,824
Hey.
293
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,259
- Don't hey me.
294
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,560
I thought you were dead.
295
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,661
What took you so long?
296
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:47,465
- It was 9 miles each way.
297
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,370
- You really sweat a lot.
298
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,872
- Ok, well,
that took forever.
299
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,275
Come on, we better hurry.
300
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,509
Gah!
301
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:02,313
- What? I put graffiti on it
so no one else would.
302
00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:07,885
It's called a deterrent, porky.
303
00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:22,233
- Where are they?
304
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,935
[dialing]
305
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:24,802
[beep]
306
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,770
- This is porky.
307
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,505
So sorry I missed your call.
308
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,906
I promise to--
[beep]
309
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,409
- What's up?
This is double "d."
310
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,610
You know what to do, fool.
311
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,446
- Ugh. Why isn't anyone
picking up their phones?
312
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,916
How am I supposed to find
these nitwits?
313
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,252
My new watch.
314
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,653
There's gps on the watch.
315
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,723
I can find out exactly
where they are.
316
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:49,327
[beeping]
317
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,430
What are they doing
off the highway?
318
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,633
Well, it's better
than being at home.
319
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,236
[whistling]
320
00:14:00,305 --> 00:14:02,873
[phone beeping]
321
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,713
[dinging]
322
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,881
Huh?
323
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,351
[buzzard screeches]
324
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,720
[gulps]
325
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:17,622
[phone vibrates and chimes]
326
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,657
- Oh, good,
my phone is charged.
327
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,727
Ah, I should send
a quick text to bugs.
328
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,828
[ding]
329
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,597
- "disregard earlier message.
We're fine.
330
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,367
Back on the road.
No need to come get us."
331
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,502
You've got to be kidding me.
[beep]
332
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:36,340
Also, a buzzard
stole your watch.
333
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:37,742
[buzzard screeches]
334
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:41,512
That's nice.
335
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,786
- Where's the highway?
Where is it?
336
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,655
How can I lose a highway?
337
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,457
Oh, I know how
I lost a highway.
338
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,493
Because I was looking
at my phone,
339
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,662
Trying to find a watch
and two nincompoops
340
00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,365
Instead of paying attention
to my surroundings.
341
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,667
[voice echoing]
342
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,871
Eh, still better
than being at home.
343
00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:13,778
- Phew, we made it.
And with time to spare.
344
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,813
- Heh. Bugs is so lame.
345
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,081
He doesn't return texts.
346
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,416
And I've sent him good ones.
347
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,819
Look. "we be drivin'.
Where you at?"
348
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,487
Nothing.
- Can I help you?
349
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,890
- We're here for
the kennedy-hogg wedding.
350
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,925
- Ah, yes, that'll be
in ballroom "b"
351
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,927
In the west tower
of the hotel.
352
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,895
- Great. Thanks.
353
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:31,996
- Where are you going?
354
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,497
- Ballroom "b."
355
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,800
- Looking like that?
356
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,768
We'd like a room.
357
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,737
- Daffy, there isn't time.
358
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,739
- Porky, look at yourself.
359
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,375
Becky hogg's not gonna
call off her wedding
360
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,377
For a filthy pig.
361
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,512
You've come too far
to blow it now.
362
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,715
- [sighs]
maybe you're right.
363
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,916
- Of course I'm right.
364
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,684
Give me your credit card.
365
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,820
- Here you go,
one standard room.
366
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,355
- Standard?
367
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,990
Go grab us an elevator.
368
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:04,662
Why don't you bump us up
to the penthouse.
369
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,831
- Excuse me.
370
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,566
I hate to bother you,
371
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:12,103
But can you tell me
where the highway is?
372
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,771
Hello?
373
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,406
Hello?
374
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,709
Well, fine,
be that way.
375
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,712
Where are you going?
376
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:26,650
The highway?
Can I go with you?
377
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,586
Where you going?
378
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,755
Well, wait for me!
379
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,890
Uhh!
380
00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:38,028
Maybe I'll just take
a little nap.
381
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,765
[wolves howling]
382
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:45,603
- I still can't believe
this is a standard room.
383
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,804
It's so nice.
384
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:47,838
How do I look?
385
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,707
- Like a pig in a tuxedo.
386
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,576
So not great.
387
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,649
- [sighs] what if this
isn't my destiny?
388
00:16:58,651 --> 00:16:59,817
- It is.
389
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,953
Porky, you and becky
are meant to be together.
390
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,855
It's undeniable.
391
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,856
I mean, come on.
392
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,125
You already have
the same last name.
393
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,428
- Her last name is hogg.
394
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,162
- Hogg, pig.
395
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,530
What's the difference?
396
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,865
The universe is doing
everything it can
397
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,200
To bring you two together.
398
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,637
You've got to do
the rest, porky.
399
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,771
- Ok.
400
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,972
Let's do it.
401
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,074
Oh, my, it's about to start.
402
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:27,812
- Wait. First I have to
figure out what I'm gonna wear.
403
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,781
I was really counting
on that watch.
404
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,916
[ding]
405
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,485
- You're really gonna wear
a hotel bathrobe?
406
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,686
- It makes me look relaxed,
407
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,488
Like I soaked in the tub
for an hour.
408
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,791
- You did soak in the tub
for an hour.
409
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,626
- They have a spa?
410
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:43,894
One quick massage.
411
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,931
- Daffy, there's no time.
412
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,100
We're here.
413
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,502
- You can do it.
414
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,104
Your future is on
the other side of these doors.
415
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,739
- I don't know.
416
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,475
I think I'm too nervous.
417
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,611
- Look, I'm not letting you
leave here
418
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,147
Without the woman
of your dreams.
419
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:06,550
Stop the wedding!
420
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,018
[all gasping]
421
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,020
You don't love him,
422
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,956
You love porky.
423
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,892
And porky loves you.
424
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:15,893
- Huh?
425
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:19,063
- That's not becky.
426
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:23,567
- You may now kiss
the bride.
427
00:18:25,203 --> 00:18:26,871
- Ladies and gentlemen,
428
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:31,141
Mr. And mrs. Brian patrick
kennedy iv.
429
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:34,245
[applause]
430
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:35,713
- Hi, porky.
431
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,882
See you at the reception.
432
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,985
- Probably should have paid
closer attention
433
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,554
To the time, porky.
434
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,590
All those stops.
435
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,059
[music playing]
436
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,763
- They look happy.
437
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,599
I can't believe we were
gonna stop their wedding.
438
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,636
- I can't believe
becky hogg isn't a pig.
439
00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,236
- [sighs]
440
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,838
Well, even thought
it turns out
441
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,940
Becky and I weren't
destined for each other,
442
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:06,310
I still appreciate what
you tried to do for me, daffy.
443
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,811
You're a good friend.
444
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,215
- The love of your life
is out there somewhere, porky.
445
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,884
And I promise you
we'll find her.
446
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:17,321
I don't care how many farms
we have to go to,
447
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,623
We will dig through
that slop,
448
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,892
And we will find you
a female pig.
449
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,662
- She doesn't have to be
a pig, you know.
450
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,297
I mean, you have this
big theory
451
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,765
That just because I'm a pig,
452
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,934
I'm automatically gonna
fall in love
453
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,671
With the first pig that I...
454
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:47,084
- I did say mark my words.
455
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,587
[gasps]
456
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:59,697
Ohh! A bread maker!
457
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:12,242
- Any way you could point me
toward the highway?
458
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:14,311
[clanging]
459
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,754
- Beep beep!
460
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,965
[accordion playing]
461
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:44,274
- Uh, any way you could
point me toward the highway?
462
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,745
Thanks.
463
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,016
Hmm.
464
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,718
It beats walking.
465
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,221
- Aw, I miss you, too,
petunia.
466
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,857
I can't believe we met
just yesterday.
467
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,893
It feels like I've
known you forever.
468
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:03,994
Ha ha ha!
469
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:07,831
Ok, well, I'll call you
when we get home.
470
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,367
You hang up first.
471
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,202
No, you hang up.
472
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,004
No, you hang up.
- Ugh.
473
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,406
- Heh. No, you.
474
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,674
No, you.
475
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:20,144
- I think I liked you better
when you were lonely.
476
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,046
- What's that?
477
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,782
[whistling]
478
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,183
- I bet it's a ufo.
479
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:29,453
- Is that bugs?
480
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,188
- [groans]
481
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,992
- Why haven't you been
returning my texts?
482
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,833
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