All language subtitles for The Looney Tunes Show s02e22 Gossamer Is Awesomer

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The Looney Tunes Show 2x22
"Gossamer is Awsomer"

[grunting]

Ohh! Ohh!

[thud] Ahh!

[vehicle approaching]

[door closes]

Hey, Gossamer,
I need your help.

Get that down for me.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

I think there's something
wrong with this ball.

You should probably stick around
in case that happens again.

Oh, that sounds fun.

But I have to go home
and make posters.

That's your homework?
Making posters? Heh!

Kids have it
too easy these days.

No, it's not homework.
I'm running for class president.

Class president?
You're not popular.

Yeah, I know.
But I have a lot of good ideas.

Huh, everyone has good ideas.

Just this morning,
I put root beer

In my cereal instead of milk.

So what are you saying?
You don't think I can win?

Maybe. But it won't be easy.

You'll need to run a smart,
mistake-free campaign

That stays on message,
and steadily gains momentum

Until it peaks the day
of the election.

Wow. How do you know
so much about it?

I was elected
to the city council.

You're on the city council?!

Not anymore.
It was too boring.

So I faked my own death
to get off of it.

The point is, I know
how to win an election.

Could you help me
win an election?

Hmm. A big,
orange, hairy nerd.

Yeah, I can work with that.

Kid, with me
as your campaign manager,

This election will be
a slam... Dunk!

[crash]

Huh?

There's something really
wrong with that ball.

[groans]

What do you think?

"Gossamer is Awesomer."
that's not a real word.

I know, but it's his name,
and we can't change it.

[doorbell rings]

Or can we?

I don't know
what that kid sees in you.

Porky?

[stammering] Do you mind

If I stay with you guys
for a while?

You sold your house?

I had to. I couldn't afford it.

I haven't had a catering job
in almost a year.

Well, why didn't you tell us?
We would have helped you out.

No, no, no.
It wouldn't have felt right

Taking money from a friend.

Why? Who else are you going
to take money from?

Strangers?

That's thievery, Porky.

For shame.

So you're done with catering?

- It just doesn't
pay the bills.

It does if you're good at it.

Of course you can stay here.

Thanks! Just until
I figure out a new career.

I really appreciate it.

You won't even know I'm here.

I'll be as quiet as a mouse.

[playing tune]

Oh, hey! Just having a few
friends over to watch the fight.

We might be a little loud,
just FYI.

[chuckling]

You mind if I set up
on the couch?

Oh, make yourself at home.

There's extra sheets
in the linen closet.

Are you out of your mind?!

You're just going
to let him stay here?!

Until when?

He's not going to get a job!

He's just going to be here--
eating your food,

Taking up space, making a mess.

Do you have any idea what
you're getting yourself into?

I have some idea.

Uh, just wondering

When do you guys usually
get up in the morning?

I want to have
breakfast waiting.

Porky, you don't have
to make breakfast.

Oh, yes, he does.

He has to earn his keep.

We all earn our keep
around here.

Oh, hey, Bugs? We're out of
toilet paper in all the bathrooms.

Don't ask.

What are you doing
up this early?

I never went to bed. I was
up all night making posters.

What do you think of this one?

"Steve is awesomer."

Who is Steve?

Well, you're the one who said
"Gossamer" isn't a word.

No, I didn't.
You said that.

[sighs] It is too early in the morning

to be dealing with you.

Well, good morning.
How do you like your eggs?

In my hands.
I got to hit the road.

Come on, man, what? You've never
put eggs in someone's hands before?

[sizzling]

Oh-ho-ho!
These--these are hot!

Hot hands, coming through.

[gasping]

I'll take mine over medium.

And on a plate.

[doorbell rings]

All right, let's get
cracking on your campaign.

Now? But I have
to go to school.

What? They expect you
to run for class president

And go to class?

There's not enough hours
in the day for that.

Kids have it
too hard these days.

Take a seat.

As your campaign manager,

I need you to be completely
and totally honest with me.

Now, when you're running
for president,

Everything comes out.

You're about to be
opened up to a level of scrutiny

That you can't imagine!

So if there's anything
in your past,

You better tell me right now.
Because the media will find out,

And they will rake you
over the coals.

Do you belong to any
unsavory organizations?

No.

- Any weird hobbies I should know about?
- No.

- Even been found guilty of a crime?
- No.

- You're telling me your
record is clean? - Uh-huh.

- You're saying you have
no skeletons in your closet?

- [gasps]
- Those are my mom's.

- [gasping]
- What the...

What are you doing in here?

Now you know you're not
allowed in the house!

Get on out of here! And
what are you doing in here?

You know you not allowed
in the house, either.

Mr. Duck is helping me
become class president.

Well, you're not going
to become anything

If you don't get to school.

You already missed the bus.
- I'll take him.

We'll do some campaign
strategizing on the way.

Oh, hey, what would you think
of legally changing

Gossamer's name to Steve?
Sounds more presidential.

We can talk about it later.

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Why doesn't he ever get
that rabbit to help him?

Ah, I got to say, Porky,

It's a pleasure
having you as a roommate.

Can I make you some coffee?

Ah, no, you're doing too much.

Have you seen
the coffee filters?

Oh, I put them in there.

The counter was looking
so cluttered.

You put the coffee filters
in the silverware drawer?

Oh, no, I moved
the silverware to this drawer

So they'd be closer
to the dishes.

But the dishes are over here.

Not anymore.
It didn't make any sense

To have them all
the way over there,

So far from the napkin drawer.

I don't have a napkin drawer.

Heh heh, you do now.

See? Now the silverware
is next to the dishes,

Which are next to the napkins.

Now you have a system.

Oh, uh, I didn't know
I needed a system.

Everyone needs a system.

Here, look what I did
with your pantry.

So...Just...Get...Cooking!

- What?
- It's an acronym.

Soups, jars, grains, cereals.

I didn't know I had
so much soup.

[laughs] Well, of course you didn't, silly.

It was all just so disorganized,

You didn't know what you had.

Ok...

[chuckling]

[school bell rings]

[indistinct chatter]

It's nice of you
to walk me to class.

I'm not walking you to class.

I'm looking for the best place
to put up your campaign poster.

Figure out which part of the
school gets the most foot traffic.

[gasps]

Winnie Yang is running
for president?!

Do you know her?

Ohh, we had the same
piano teacher.

She's an evil,
conniving, manipulative,

hateful little weasel.

Hi, Gossamer.

Oh, hi, Winnie.

You know, if you'd rather
put your poster here,

I'm happy to move mine.

Oh, hi, Mr. Duck.
Nice to see you again.

She's even worse
than I remember.

[grunting and groaning]

Who's Steve?

Ohh, you and Bugs.

I'm telling you,
you're making a mistake.

Steve's the way to go.

[humming and giggling]

Do you mind?

Oh, not at all.

Your desk was in
desperate need of a system.

I meant the humming.

Was I humming? [laughs]
I hadn't noticed.

Come see what I've done.

Before, your writing implements
were just scattered all about.

Gee, that sounds dangerous.

Heh, well, not dangerous.
But certainly inefficient.

So now, I've put
your blue ink pens here

Next to the phone
for jotting down messages,

Your black ink pens here
next to your checkbook,

Your pencils here
next to the sharpener,

And this is for miscellaneous
writing instruments,

Such as red ink pens
and highlighters.

Oh, gee, thanks, Porky.

I can't tell you
how many times

I accidentally
jotted down a message

With the wrong-colored pen.

Oh, you poor thing.

Well, my next product
is your hutch.

[humming]

I'm going
to put on some music.

[humming]

Some actual music.

Porky, did you alphabetize
my albums?

Not just alphabetized.

They're also grouped by genre.

I've got your jazz here,
your classical here,

And I'm not sure why
you have so much reggae,

But that's all here.

You really have a system
for everything, don't you?

Wait until you see
your linen closet!

Uh, Porky,
have you given any more thought

As to what kind of career
you might want to pursue?

You know, so you can...

Oh, I don't know. I'm really
not sure what I'd be good at.

Well, you went to college.
What's your degree in?

Medieval poetry.

Of course it is.
What about your minor?

- Architecture.
- Well, there you go.

That's something.

Medieval architecture.

So like castles and moats?
That sort of thing?

- Mm-hmm.
- So...

Not really much demand
for that these days.

Uh-huh.

What's that?

It's a papier-m�ch�
statue of Gossamer.

Make the kids think of him
as presidential material.

So is this why
we're out of toilet paper?

No. That was
a separate incident.

And I said I didn't
want to talk about it.

There. I got to paint
this sucker orange.

Do we have any paintbrushes?

Have you checked
the paintbrush drawer?

We have a drawer
just for paintbrushes?

Not that.
That's our tape drawer.

Nuh-uh, no, no, that's
our permanent marker drawer,

Not to be confused with the
non-permanent marker drawer,

Which is just below that.

I hate it! I just hate it!

Whoa-ho! What are you
so worked up about?

I don't know!
I just, it's that pig

And all his perfect
little systems!

[gasps]

Whoops. Can you hand me
a paper towel?

Just leave it.
Look, it's better to have a mess

Than to try to figure out

Whether to put
the wet paper towel

Into the paper
recycling bin

Or the wet items
recycling bin,

Because then it would be
both paper and wet!

Piggy doesn't have
a system for that!

Man, you got to relax.

Go listen
to some of your reggae.

Oh, dear.

[humming]

Let me just put this in
the wet paper recycling bin.

I guess he does have
a system for that.

Uh, Mr. Duck?

[gasps]
I forgot you were in there.

I need to use the bathroom.
How do I get out of here?

Hmm.

That's a good question.

Let me think about that.

Hello?

Who in the name
of Pancho Villa

has been in my mouse hole?!

What are you talking about?

My cheeses.
Someone organized my cheeses.

By color, consistency
and pungency.

And my DVDs!
They've organized them, too.

By genre, release date,
and pungency.

You know, pungency.

In terms of how intense
the story line is.

How did he even get in there?

- Who?
- Porky.

Porky did this?

Oh, I'm going to have
a word with him!

What?

I'll tell you what.

I love what you did
with my place!

There's a system for everything;
it's so efficient!

Oh! I'm glad you like it.

Wait until you see
what I have planned

For Bugs' garage.

No! I mean, uh,

You've already done
so much around here.

Isn't there more
you could do for Speedy?

What more could he do for me?
My place is perfect.

Uh, well, what about Pizzariba?

Huh.

Well, I'd be happy
to take a look around

And see if there's
anything I can do.

Here, let me just put
these groceries away

And we can go check it out.

Gracias, Bugs.

No. Thank you.

Oh, man.

I never knew
you had so much reggae.

What happened to the pantry?!

Daffy did it.

- If Winnie Yang
is elected president,

School will begin
at 4:30 in the morning

And go to 9:30 at night!

Winnie Yang promises
to do away with recess,

weekends, and summer vacations!

But none of that is true.

Trust me-- this is how
you win elections.

Winnie Yang
wants to only serve broccoli

And brussels sprouts
in the school cafeteria.

- [grunts]
- Give me!

[both grunting]

[tires squealing]

Winnie Yang did that!

Ok, the way you had
things organized before,

You had to run
all over the kitchen

Just to make a pizza.

But now, with the ingredient
dispensing system

I've installed,

The process is not only fast,
it's fully automated.

Remember how you used to have
to get the dough

From the refrigerator
and then hand roll it?

Well, not anymore.

And no more wasted time
opening cans of tomato sauce.

Have you ever seen
such evenly distributed cheese?

How about all of your toppings
at a press of a button?

And off it goes, into the oven,

Leaving you more time to spend
out front with your customers.

You're a genius.

But I don't understand why you
would even need a system like this.

You're so fast,
it doesn't even matter

How disorganized things are.

That's true
for this restaurant,

But I want to expand.

I may be fast, but I can't be

In 15 different cities
all at once.

Porky, what do you think of having
me set up Pizzaribas like this

All across the country?

Ohh, I don't know.

I should really be figuring out

What I'm going
to do for a career.

What did you think,
I wasn't going to pay you?

We'll call you Pizzariba's
vice president of, uh,

Kitchen organizing...
Or something.

I don't know. We'll think
of a good title for you.

I was also thinking
of having these new Pizzaribas

Look a little different.

You know, maybe like
we come up with a theme,

Like they all look like
little castles or something.

Do you know anything
about medieval architecture?

[tires squealing]

Well, today's the day.
Election day.

We've run a great campaign.
We've avoided the issues,

Made baseless attacks
against your opponent,

And plagiarized this speech
from the great communicator,

Ronald Reagan.

I know it seems heavy on Russia,

But when you say,
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall!"

There won't be
a dry eye in the house.

Now go in there
and get elected president.

He's going to do great.

He liked it?

He loved it.

Speedy's going to expand
all across the country,

And he wants me to help.

I can't thank you enough, Bugs.

None of this would have happened
if it weren't for you.

Huh. What's
with the suitcases?

I bought my own house back.
What can I say?

Being the Pizzariba's
vice president

Of organization systems and
medieval design pays pretty well.

Well, we're still
figuring out my title.

[cans clattering]

[school bell rings]

Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck.

You won?!

No. I didn't even come close.

Then why on earth
are you happy?

Because I had fun.

I always have fun
hanging out with you.

Me, too, kid.

And I learned
a valuable lesson.

- What's that?
- It doesn't matter

Whether you win or lose,

It's having the courage to try.

Huh. I thought you were
going to say,

Never try for anything ever

Unless
you're guaranteed success.

But, whatever. As long
as you learned a lesson.

Ugh.
- What is it?

I can't believe Winnie Yang
is president.

- Winnie's not president.
- What?!

There was a third candidate.
That's him right there.

Congratulations again, Steve.

Steve? Steve?!

I told you we should have
changed your name.

No one ever listens to me.
Not your mom, not Bugs, not you.

Well, you listen
to me sometimes.

Probably not enough, though.

You should take notes
while I talk.

You never know when I'm going
to say something brilliant.

Hola, Cincinnati, Ohio.

And bienvenidos at our grand
opening of our newest Pizzariba.

[cheers and applause]

I couldn't have done this
without you, Pinky.

[all screaming]
don't worry!

Those aren't real crocodiles!

[crunch crunch]

Those aren't
real crocodiles, are they?

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