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Oh. Here's one.
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It says "compact."
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This is compact.
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Compact, huh?
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Relax. We'll use
the back door.
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What back door?
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Where is it? I can't--
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It's right there!
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[Groaning and grunting]
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[Groaning and grunting]
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Ooh. I got to oil that.
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Hey, Speedy.
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I'll have a couple of slices
of carrot pizza.
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Or you can have as many
slices as you want--
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at the buffet!
Six bucks, all you can eat.
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Oh, I like a buffet.
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What's, uh, going on?
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Sullivan's.
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What's Sullivan's?
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The new restaurant
across the street.
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I don't want them taking
any of my customers.
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I'm going to eat
all your profits.
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Bad business move, Speedy.
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Except for him.
They can have him.
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Come on, Bugs, check it out.
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And don't think I'm not
coming back for seconds.
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And thirds! And fourths!
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And fifths! [Chokes]
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[Coughing]
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Ok, we got the pepperoni,
we got the sausage,
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we got the classic cheese.
We got it all.
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We got the--ooh.
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Good thing you're not
the health department.
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They've been
on a roll offensively.
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Thompson with the jam.
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It's just so horrible.
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Me, almost choking.
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I know. Very scary.
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I mean, so, so horrible!
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[Buzzer on tv]
[Mutes TV]
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You want to talk
about it some more?
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No. I'm fine.
You watch your game.
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Since the all-star break--
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I mean, it's just that you realize
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how fragile life is.
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...from the three point line.
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It can just turn, in a second!
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[Mutes TV]
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A second.
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So horrible.
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I think if they score here--
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Do you need to talk?
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No. No.
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Keep watching.
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I'm going to learn
to play the piano!
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What?
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My whole life
I've wanted to play piano,
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but I always said, tomorrow.
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I'll learn tomorrow.
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Well, guess what.
Tomorrow isn't promised to you!
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All you have is today.
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Why piano?
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My grand mummy played.
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I distinctly remember
listening by her side
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as she tickled the ivories.
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I would dance
as she filled the room
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with the sounds of Chopin,
Bach, Jerry Lee Lewis.
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She offered
to teach me many times,
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but my answer
was always the same--
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tomorrow, grand mummy.
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I'll learn to play tomorrow.
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So now do you see why I must
learn to play the piano?
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Ehh, not really.
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But whatever floats your boat.
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Then it's settled. Tomorrow
I will learn to play piano.
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Don't you mean today?
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Nah, it's kind of late,
it's almost dinner time.
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Oh, I'm starving.
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I didn't eat that much
after I choked.
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- Where's the TV?
- In here, boys!
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Daffy, where's the TV?
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I sold it.
Put her upstairs, boys.
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First bedroom on the right.
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What do you mean, you sold it?!
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To buy a piano.
We talked about this.
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No, we didn't!
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Well, no, not explicitly.
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But yesterday's conversation
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was riddled
with undertones and innuendos.
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You said,
whatever floats your boat.
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And selling your TV to buy
myself a piano floats my boat.
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But I guess what
you're really saying is,
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you want to sink my boat.
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You hear that, boys?
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Looks like the "S.S. Daffy Duck"
is going down.
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Take her away, boys.
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I should have just died
choking on that pizza.
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You hear that, boys?
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I should have just died.
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Fine. Keep the piano.
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You hear that, boys?!
The piano stays.
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You're not going to regret this.
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Soon you'll be the one
dancing beside the piano
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as I fill our home
with the sounds of Beethoven,
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Rachmaninoff,
and Bruce Hornsby.
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So much Bruce Hornsby.
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That'll be all, boys.
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[Groaning]
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Why are the boys
still standing there?
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You got to tip 'em.
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I'm kind of tapped out.
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I didn't get
that much for your TV.
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[Clearing throat]
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Whoa, listen to this sucker!
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This plays so much louder
than my grandmother's!
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I'm going to go buy a new TV.
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What?
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I'm going to buy a new TV.
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I can't hear you!
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Because
you're playing too loud!
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You're right!
Grand mummy would be proud.
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Alright, your TV
will be delivered next week.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Nah. I think I'm...
What are those?
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Noise canceling headphones.
They're great.
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You can't even see them
and they block out all sound.
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All sound, huh?
I'll take 'em.
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Speedy?
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- Oh, hey, senor Bugs.
- What are you doing here?
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Buying a bunch
of flat screen TVs.
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Sullivan's, man,
they're killing me.
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They've always got
the big game on.
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You got to keep up
with the Jonas'.
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- Who?
- The Jonas'.
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- You know, the competition.
- The Joneses.
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That's what I said.
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[Playing tune on piano]
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You're a natural piano player.
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Do you mind?
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I told you I'd give you
your lesson when she's done.
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Very good, Winnie.
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Ohh.
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I'll see you next week.
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So is this your first
piano lesson?
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Yep. And I want you to be
harsh. No sugar coating.
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I don't want you to baby me
like you did that little girl.
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I'm not here to get
a stupid gold star.
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I'm here to play. You got it?
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No coddling.
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Ok! Let's begin with
"The Grand Old Duke of York."
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[Playing tune]
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[Daffy playing out of tune]
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No, that wasn't quite right.
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Good lord,
do you have to be so harsh?!
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This is my first lesson!
I'm like a baby!
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You have to coddle me.
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Ok. Let's try again.
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[Playing tune]
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[Daffy playing out of tune]
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[Thud]
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Do I get a gold star?
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[Door opens]
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How was your first lesson?
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Ugh. My teacher
is very, very tough.
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And mean. And unforgiving.
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But she's easy on the eyes,
I'll give her that.
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Ohh.
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So does that mean
you'll be playing piano
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over there from now on?
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No way!
The only way to get better
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is to practice at home.
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And since I have no job
and acute insomnia,
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I can practice 24 hours a day!
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[Daffy playing piano
out of tune]
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[No audio]
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[No audio]
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...five minutes! What in
tarnation is he doing up there?!
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Sounds like he's throwing a bunch of
church bells down an elevator shaft!
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Oh. Daffy's learning
to play piano.
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Well, it's too dang loud.
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It's 10:00 at night. Some of us
have got work in the morning.
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Well, not me, but if I did,
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I bet my work performance
would suffer
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and I'd nod off in the middle
of a big meeting
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due to the fact that I got
no sleep the night before
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'cause of that butchering
of "The Grand Old Duke of York."
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- Anything else?
- As a matter of fact, yes.
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I got a long list
of grievances with you two.
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For starters, your sprinklers
spray in front of my mailbox...
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[No audio]
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00:10:08,966 --> 00:10:10,099
Uh-huh.
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Also unrelated, your dumb
dog's got a barking problem.
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He don't ever shut up!
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All I hear is,
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- woof, woof, woof.
- Uh-huh.
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Actually, it's more like a...
[Imitating Tasmanian Devil]
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- Uh-huh.
- Also, I want to talk
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about that parade float.
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Half the time he parks it
in front of my driveway.
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And if I got to be somewhere--
which I never do--
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but if I did,
I'd not be able to get there,
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wherever "there" is!
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I know what you mean.
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You do? You really do?
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- Uh-huh.
- Wow.
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Thanks for listening, rabbit.
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I feel a lot better.
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00:10:48,675 --> 00:10:52,310
Well, this is the best
conversation we ever had.
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00:10:52,344 --> 00:10:54,812
Oh, let the kid play piana.
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I wish I'd learned myself.
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You, you have a good night.
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[Piano playing continues]
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You have a blessed evening.
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Did you hear me play?!
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Oh, yeah. "Grand Old Duke of York," right?
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[Gasps] You recognized it.
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I am getting better!
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[Daffy playing piano
out of tune]
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I'm telling you. They're the
greatest things in the world.
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Daffy's piano playing
is that bad, huh?
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00:11:27,949 --> 00:11:29,249
They don't just work on Daffy.
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They work on all sorts
of annoying people.
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I had a ten minute conversation
with Yosemite Sam
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and I didn't have
to listen to a word of it.
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Isn't that a little rude?
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No way!
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I was more rude
before I got these.
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You know what it's like
talking to me.
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I'm always rolling my eyes,
saying something sarcastic.
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Not anymore.
Now I just pop these babies in.
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Can't people tell?
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Nah, I just nod a lot, you
know, throw in a few uh-huhs,
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and when it looks like
they're wrapping it up,
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you know, I just say,
"I know what you mean."
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I'm actually
a pretty great listener,
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as long as I don't have
to hear what anyone's saying.
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Have you, uh, ever used
those things on me?
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What?! No!
239
00:12:09,721 --> 00:12:12,021
So yesterday
when I was telling you
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about that recurring dream
I've been having,
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you were listening?
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To every word.
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Phew! Ok, good.
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Because I had it again
last night!
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It's the strangest thing.
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It's like, I'm in my house,
but I'm not in my house.
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And it's like everything's
in black and white.
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And I can smell someone making
breakfast, like buttered toast,
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but then I go into the kitchen
and no one's there.
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Uh-huh.
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I mean, I feel like the dream has
something to do with my mother.
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Or maybe my sister.
Whatever the case,
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it's very unsettling.
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I know what you mean.
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Thanks, Bugs.
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You going to eat that?
257
00:12:52,531 --> 00:12:55,399
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, ok.
258
00:12:55,434 --> 00:12:57,835
Sorry.
259
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,952
Oh, no.
260
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:07,698
No.
261
00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:11,275
No.
262
00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:14,372
Here, let's try it together.
263
00:13:14,406 --> 00:13:17,808
[Playing
"Grand Old Duke of York"]
264
00:13:31,757 --> 00:13:34,926
["Grand Old Duke of York"
continues]
265
00:13:45,437 --> 00:13:47,972
[No audio]
266
00:14:05,123 --> 00:14:07,858
[Playing out of tune]
267
00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:12,296
Well?
268
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:16,133
Do I finally get a gold star?
269
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,200
[Door opens]
270
00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:20,108
Unbelievable!
Just unbelievable.
271
00:14:20,228 --> 00:14:21,366
Ughh.
272
00:14:23,808 --> 00:14:28,211
I've been practicing forever
and I'm still not any better.
273
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:29,912
What is wrong with me?
274
00:14:29,947 --> 00:14:33,249
What do you think?
I need you to be honest.
275
00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:36,385
I want the truth.
Don't hold back.
276
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:39,088
Do you think I should
quit piano?
277
00:14:39,122 --> 00:14:40,623
- Uh-huh.
- I knew it!
278
00:14:40,657 --> 00:14:42,973
This whole thing's been
a giant waste of time.
279
00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:45,960
And it's proof that I should
never try anything again. Ever.
280
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,965
Because I will fail.
I fail at everything.
281
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,433
Uh-huh.
282
00:14:51,468 --> 00:14:52,301
So why try?
283
00:14:52,336 --> 00:14:54,036
I just shouldn't ever try,
right?
284
00:14:54,071 --> 00:14:56,672
Because when you try,
you expose yourself
285
00:14:56,707 --> 00:14:59,108
to the possibility of failure.
286
00:14:59,142 --> 00:15:00,576
And there's no point in trying
287
00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:03,011
if there's a chance
that you might fail.
288
00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:04,746
You know what I mean?
289
00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:06,581
I know what you mean.
290
00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:08,778
Thanks, Bugs.
291
00:15:16,825 --> 00:15:20,594
Pretty classy, huh?
292
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:26,303
Speedy, what is all this?
293
00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:28,972
It's called fine dining.
Like at Sullivan's.
294
00:15:29,007 --> 00:15:32,610
Shrimp scampi?
Ooh, that sounds good.
295
00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:34,812
Then again,
I've never had it before
296
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,649
and there's no point
in trying something new.
297
00:15:37,683 --> 00:15:38,683
Right, Bugs?
298
00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:42,587
I guess I'll just
get the buffet.
299
00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:45,923
[Indistinct chatter]
300
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,860
You messed with
the wrong mouse, Sullivan's.
301
00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:52,631
Uh, they didn't mess
with you, Speedy.
302
00:15:52,665 --> 00:15:54,599
It's just another restaurant.
303
00:15:54,634 --> 00:15:55,834
It's my competitive nature.
304
00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:57,936
How did you think
I became the fastest mouse
305
00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,071
in all of Mexico? No.
306
00:15:59,105 --> 00:16:01,807
If Sullivan's has a buffet,
I got a buffet.
307
00:16:01,841 --> 00:16:04,276
If Sullivan's has shrimp scampi,
I got shrimp scampi.
308
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,545
If Sullivan's has live music
every Friday night,
309
00:16:06,579 --> 00:16:10,315
I got live music
every Friday night.
310
00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,184
You've got live music tonight?
311
00:16:13,219 --> 00:16:14,919
Huh? What are you
talking about?
312
00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:17,389
- You're the one who arranged it!
- What?
313
00:16:17,423 --> 00:16:18,723
Please tell me this is a joke.
314
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:21,393
You said you were going
to take care of everything.
315
00:16:21,427 --> 00:16:23,128
When did I say that?
316
00:16:23,162 --> 00:16:24,329
I asked you the other day.
317
00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:26,331
I said, I have a big favor
to ask you, and you can say no,
318
00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:30,502
but do you know of anyone who might be
available to perform on Friday night?
319
00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:31,737
And you said, uh-huh.
320
00:16:31,771 --> 00:16:33,071
And then I said, are you sure?
321
00:16:33,106 --> 00:16:36,307
And you said, uh-huh.
Then I said, thank you so much.
322
00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:38,076
This is such a nice gesture.
323
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,610
You are a prince among men.
324
00:16:39,644 --> 00:16:41,045
And you said,
I know what you mean.
325
00:16:41,079 --> 00:16:42,980
Personally, I thought
that was a little bit boastful,
326
00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:46,317
but I'm not in a position
to judge, so I said, whatever.
327
00:16:46,351 --> 00:16:47,918
And here we are.
328
00:16:47,953 --> 00:16:49,887
Ehh, hypothetically,
329
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,355
just throwing this out there,
330
00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:54,825
um, what would happen if,
for some reason,
331
00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:57,228
there was no live
entertainment tonight?
332
00:16:57,262 --> 00:17:00,331
Oh, not much.
Other than I will have wasted
333
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:02,200
$500 on a full page ad.
334
00:17:02,235 --> 00:17:05,236
And all of these people will no
longer be customers of mine.
335
00:17:05,271 --> 00:17:07,605
They'll be customers
of Sullivan's!
336
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,609
So please tell me
you got someone.
337
00:17:13,511 --> 00:17:17,047
- I got someone.
- You better.
338
00:17:18,883 --> 00:17:21,084
I've got great news!
339
00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:23,320
You're playing
the piano tonight.
340
00:17:23,354 --> 00:17:26,289
Me? I don't play piano.
341
00:17:26,323 --> 00:17:27,890
What are you talking about?
342
00:17:27,925 --> 00:17:29,225
What are you talking about?
343
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:33,262
I asked you if I should quit,
and you said, uh-huh.
344
00:17:33,297 --> 00:17:36,132
Oh, boy. Ok,
forget our conversation.
345
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,067
Even the part about
never trying anything
346
00:17:38,102 --> 00:17:42,038
if there's even the slightest
chance that you might fail?
347
00:17:42,072 --> 00:17:43,273
Especially that part!
348
00:17:43,307 --> 00:17:46,143
That's the worst advice
that anybody could ever give.
349
00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:50,314
Daffy, you said you wanted
to learn how to play the piano.
350
00:17:50,348 --> 00:17:51,508
So you have to stick with it,
351
00:17:51,516 --> 00:17:55,919
no matter how hard it is,
or how bad it sounds.
352
00:17:55,954 --> 00:17:57,822
You can do it.
353
00:17:57,856 --> 00:18:00,091
You really believe in me?
354
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:03,161
Uh-huh. I mean, yes.
355
00:18:04,096 --> 00:18:07,099
[Piano playing]
356
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,134
Thanks, Bugs.
357
00:18:09,168 --> 00:18:11,369
Don't thank me.
Thank Daffy.
358
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:14,572
Don't thank me. Thank
Winnie Yang and her parents
359
00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:17,442
for letting her stay up so late.
360
00:18:32,892 --> 00:18:35,894
Eeh! You scared me to death.
361
00:18:35,929 --> 00:18:38,097
That's precisely what I want
to talk to you about.
362
00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:42,101
Choking on that pizza has really
made me think about things,
363
00:18:42,136 --> 00:18:47,740
specifically the arrangements
in the event of my...passing.
364
00:18:47,774 --> 00:18:48,808
What?!
365
00:18:48,842 --> 00:18:52,445
Lay me to rest
inside a Corvette
366
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:57,283
with a trunk full of yogurt
for the afterlife
367
00:18:57,317 --> 00:19:01,887
pull the Corvette
with a team of Clydesdales
368
00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:07,192
make sure that Tina
is there by my side
369
00:19:07,227 --> 00:19:08,457
What if she's not dead?
370
00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:09,656
Just make it work.
371
00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:12,432
For my eulogy
372
00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:14,233
get Neil Diamond to sing
373
00:19:14,268 --> 00:19:19,273
and use lots of quotes
from "Lord of the Rings"
374
00:19:19,307 --> 00:19:23,277
in lieu of flowers,
buy some raw meat
375
00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:29,717
then pay some pirates
to dance in the street
376
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,651
What?!
377
00:19:30,685 --> 00:19:34,154
And the party will rage
for 900 days
378
00:19:34,189 --> 00:19:38,459
with bonfires and swearing
and random gun play
379
00:19:38,493 --> 00:19:41,996
and plaster the town
with photos of me
380
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:46,400
this is my decree,
it's my legacy
381
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,937
cryogenically
freeze my brain
382
00:19:49,972 --> 00:19:53,408
so the scientists can tinker
383
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,745
think of the knowledge
that they'd retain
384
00:19:56,779 --> 00:20:01,183
from one of the world's
great thinkers
385
00:20:01,218 --> 00:20:05,021
it's a trifecta,
can't you see
386
00:20:05,055 --> 00:20:10,193
it's me, Da Vinci
and Socrates
387
00:20:10,227 --> 00:20:12,595
Are we still talking
about your memorial?
388
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:16,232
Yep.
All the kids must attend
389
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,167
Daffy Duck High
390
00:20:18,201 --> 00:20:21,970
and train as brick masons
and twirlers and spies
391
00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:25,074
though some should be ninjas
that do awesome stunts
392
00:20:25,108 --> 00:20:30,746
they'd all wear black robes
with my face on the front
393
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:34,618
the 50 yard line
at the rose ball works great
394
00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:39,356
for my huge marble statue
with a big gold nameplate
395
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,425
or under the sphinx
396
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:43,060
or up here a mid
397
00:20:43,094 --> 00:20:46,830
but right at the top,
just open the lid
398
00:20:46,864 --> 00:20:50,433
and the party will rage
for 900 days
399
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:54,203
with bonfires and swearing
and random gun play
400
00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:58,074
and plaster the town
with photos of me
401
00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:01,744
this is my decree,
it's my legacy
402
00:21:01,778 --> 00:21:10,753
this is my decree,
it's my legacy
403
00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:12,414
So, what do you say?
404
00:21:12,534 --> 00:21:13,957
Why wait?
405
00:21:13,991 --> 00:21:16,119
What are you doing? Not now!
406
00:21:16,239 --> 00:21:18,062
The future!
407
00:21:18,096 --> 00:21:21,799
Way off in the future.
408
00:21:22,668 --> 00:21:26,638
[Daffy playing piano
out of tune]
409
00:21:45,723 --> 00:21:47,725
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
410
00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:49,782
I finally got a gold star!
411
00:21:49,903 --> 00:21:51,103
I did it! I did it!
412
00:21:51,138 --> 00:21:53,172
I did it, I did it, I did it!
413
00:21:53,207 --> 00:21:54,707
[Opens and closes door]
414
00:21:54,742 --> 00:21:58,210
Oh, ha, I've got
to remember to thank Bugs
415
00:21:58,245 --> 00:22:00,224
for giving me these.
416
00:22:00,274 --> 00:22:04,824
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