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Hey, Mr. Duck,
you want to play?
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What are you doing
out of school?
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- It's spring break!
- Spring break?
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We get a week off from school.
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You're never in school.
How do you learn anything?
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You get a week off at Christmas,
three months off for the summer,
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and now you're on spring break?
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Huh. No wonder Canada's
killing us these days.
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So...do you want to play?
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No, I do not want to play.
I'm a grown up.
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Grown ups do not play.
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Hmmph!
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[Imitating gun noises]
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Hey, Bugs.
You want to play?
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[crickets chirping]
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You want to go to Acapulco?
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- What?
- Acapulco!
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A week of fun in the sun
on the Mexican Riviera!
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- What are you talking about?
- Spring break.
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Spring break is for students.
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What, students are the only
ones who need to cut loose
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and let it all hang out?
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I have a very stressful life.
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I need spring break.
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Forget it, I'll find
someone else to go with me.
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Someone fun.
Someone who knows how to party.
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I'm tellin' ya, you're going
to end up in a Mexican jail.
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Thanks, grandpa.
I'll send you a postcard.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Good evening.
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Ehh...
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Why are you so dressed up?
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Duh, it's movie night.
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Yeah. Hang out
and watch a movie.
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Oh! I thought
we were going to be in a movie.
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Oh, I wish I knew that before
I memorized all these lines.
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Just take a week off from work.
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Tina, you need spring break
more than anyone.
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It is not just for students!
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[Beep]
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Bugs, Speedy, Yosemite, Granny,
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Foghorn, Taz, Tina...
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That's everyone.
I don't have any other friends.
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[Cell phone ringing
and vibrating]
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Hey, Porky.
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[Stuttering] What you doin'?
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Trying to find someone
to go on spring break with me.
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Ooh, I'll go.
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Oh, you know who I didn't try?
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That guy who works
at the post office.
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I got to go.
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What's the name
of this movie again?
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[Sighs] "The Black Widow."
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Ok, is that guy
a good guy or a bad guy?
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Lola, the movie's
barely started
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and you've already asked
a hundred questions.
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All right, here's what
we're going to do--
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you get three more questions,
that's it.
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Oh, there's a subject? I thought
you were just wasting my time.
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- Who's the Black Widow?
- She is.
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Why is she called
the Black Widow?
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You're using up
your questions awful fast.
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Look, she's a jewel thief
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and she always leaves behind a
calling card with a spider on it.
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So they call her
the Black Widow.
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- Then who is--
- This is your last question.
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- I have to know!
- Fine.
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- Who is the Black Widow?
- You already asked that!
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- It's her.
- Oh! No, it's not.
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It's that guy.
The detective!
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- What?
- He's in love with her,
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so he pretends to be
the Black Widow to protect her,
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and in the end,
he goes to jail for her.
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How do you know all this?
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Uh, "The Black Widow"
is my favorite movie.
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I've seen it a hundred times.
I've memorized all the dialogue.
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"Ma'am, I'm afraid we're going to
have to ask you some questions."
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"What are you afraid of?
I won't bite."
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"What do you know about the
break-in at the museum?"
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"What are you implying,
detective?"
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No, I don't think
it's weird to invite
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my plumber on spring break.
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Well, then, you can forget about
ever fixing my toilet again.
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And I put a lot
of weird stuff down there.
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Well, that's it.
I don't know anyone else.
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[Cell phone ringing
and vibrating]
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What is it, Porky?
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Just seeing if you found anyone
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to go with you on spring break.
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Why, do you know someone?
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Um, me!
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Huh. Yeah, ok.
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Ha ha! Yay!
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Unless the guy
at the Chinese restaurant
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calls me back.
Then you're out.
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[Beep]
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You remember to bring
your swimsuit?
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Yep.
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'Cause we're going to do
a lot of hanging out
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by the pool.
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You got sunscreen?
You look like you burn easy.
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Oh-oh, baby,
this is going to be big.
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This spring break
is going to be epic!
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We're going for it, Porky.
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We're not holding back.
We're not going to bed early
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or sitting this one out
or counting calories.
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We are going hog wild!
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No offense.
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- [Gasps]
- What?
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I think I left
the iron on. At home!
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I think I left it on.
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It could start a fire!
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Porky, please.
You didn't leave the iron on.
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That's the stress talking.
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That's exactly why
we're going down to Mexico--
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to let it all go.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we may
experience a little turbulence ahead,
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so I've turned on
the fasten seatbelt sign.
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Aren't you going
to buckle your seatbelt?
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I'm on spring break, man.
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I don't have to play
by the rules.
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Whoa!
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[Groaning]
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[Clang]
Ow.
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Daffy!
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Oh, wait, he's gone.
He's gone all week!
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That's seven glorious days
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without a crazy person
in my life.
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[Tires squealing]
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Bugs! I need your help!
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It's like it just disappeared!
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I mean, I had it on
when I left here
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and then when I got home,
it was gone!
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What are you talking about?
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My mom's diamond bracelet.
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The one I was wearing
last night, it's gone!
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Oh, I don't know
what I'm going to do!
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- Have you looked everywhere?
- Yes, everywhere!
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Well, I'm afraid
you're going to have
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to tell your mom you lost it.
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I can't! I borrowed it
without asking.
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Oh, boy.
Well, then I hate to say it,
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but, uh, I think you're going
to have to face the music.
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[Sighs] You're right.
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[Mariachi music playing]
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Ahh, Mexico,
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the Pearl of the Orient.
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[Gasps]
I just thought of something.
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I think I left the oven on.
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What are you talking about?
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This morning before I left,
I made biscuits
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and I think I forgot
to turn off the oven.
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It could start a fire!
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First of all,
who makes biscuits
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before they leave town
for a week?
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And second of all,
stop worrying.
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We're on spring break.
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Let's just get on the bus
and forget all our troubles.
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[Mariachi music playing]
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Acapulco, here we come!
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[Yawns]
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Oh, that was such
a good night's sleep.
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It's a shame spring break's
only a week.
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I could really get used
to the peace and quiet.
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[Tires squealing]
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Bugs! I need your help.
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It's gone!
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Snatched from my own home.
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I feel so violated, so exposed.
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What are you talking about?
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Patricia's diamond bracelet.
It's been stolen!
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It wasn't stolen.
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I mean, uh, what makes you
think it was stolen?
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Because the thief
left this behind.
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The Black Widow.
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- You have to help me.
- Me?!
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Well, I can't call the police!
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They'd alert Patricia, and I can't
have her know it's missing.
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It would break her heart.
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Do you have any ideas
to how we could catch
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the Black Widow?
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Uh...
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I think I might.
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You said you were going
to face the music.
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I did. I have been listening
to this for like six hours.
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What, am I facing the wrong way?
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[Music stops]
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Really? The Black Widow?
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I panicked! I needed
to buy some time
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while I look for the bracelet.
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[Sighs] Ok.
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We have to retrace your steps
from that night.
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Now where did you go
after you left my house?
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I told you,
I went straight home.
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No, wait!
I didn't go straight home.
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I stopped for frozen yogurt!
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Great. You probably lost it
at the frozen yogurt place.
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Well, not necessarily. Because while
I was eating the frozen yogurt,
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I got a massive brain freeze,
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so I drove myself
to the hospital.
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[Tires squealing,
horns honking]
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Hmm. Then maybe
it's at the hospital.
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No, I never made it
to the hospital. I got lost.
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Turns out you can't drive
somewhere with your eyes shut.
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When I opened my eyes,
I was parked in front
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of a 24 hour
spray tanning salon,
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00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:11,812
so I went in and got the mega
bronzer total body special!
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00:09:11,847 --> 00:09:14,081
So it could be
at the tanning salon.
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Well, unless it's at
the shooting range.
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I was on such a sugar rush
from the fro-yo
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that I thought I have
to shoot something.
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So I shot a round of skeet
at Randy's all night gun club.
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Did you ever go home?
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Yes!
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Right after
I went night swimming.
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Night swimming?
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Oh, it was freezing cold
and terrifying.
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I probably will never
do it again.
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So it could be
at the bottom of a lake.
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Or the other places
I mentioned.
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But yes, the bottom of the lake
is a distinct possibility.
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We've been on this bus
for nine hours.
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When are we going
to be in Acapulco?
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[Bus stops]
You see, we're here.
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Porky, you got to chill out.
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Maybe trust me
for once in your life.
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[Bird coughs]
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[Donkey braying]
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Where's the beach?
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I'll ask this guy.
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Excuse me, can you tell me
where the beach is?
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The beach?
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- Acapulco.
- Acapulco?
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This isn't Acapulco.
This is Tacapulco.
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[Bus honks musical horn]
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Don't--don't worry.
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The bus will be back.
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In a week.
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[No audio]
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Did you find it?
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[Sighs] No.
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And thanks for helping.
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Well, I'm not going to ruin
another spray tan.
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We've looked everywhere.
The bracelet's gone.
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You got to come clean.
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00:11:14,265 --> 00:11:15,832
You're right.
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The Hillhurst diamond
has been stolen.
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Left in its place,
a calling card from the thief,
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who goes by the name
"The Black Widow."
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Police are investigating
while security at the museum
253
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:32,381
has been tightened in case the black
widow attempts to strike again.
254
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:35,551
Why did you steal
the Hillhurst diamond?
255
00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:37,019
I thought you were going
to come clean!
256
00:11:37,054 --> 00:11:39,789
I did. I took
like a two hour shower.
257
00:11:39,823 --> 00:11:41,624
I mean, my spray tan's
completely gone.
258
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:45,762
Bugs, the Black Widow wouldn't
just steal a bracelet.
259
00:11:45,797 --> 00:11:47,397
The Black Widow is insatiable.
260
00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:50,134
She couldn't resist
a famous diamond on display
261
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,135
at the local museum.
262
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,569
Sure, she knows
she'll be caught in the end,
263
00:11:52,604 --> 00:11:54,605
but the Black Widow
can't resist the thrill.
264
00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:55,873
She wants to be stopped,
265
00:11:55,907 --> 00:11:57,307
but who can stop
the Black Widow?
266
00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,110
There is no Black Widow!
It's a movie!
267
00:12:00,144 --> 00:12:03,613
- Ohh. Right.
- You got to put it back.
268
00:12:03,648 --> 00:12:05,949
How? Now that
there's been a break in,
269
00:12:05,983 --> 00:12:07,250
security will be too tight.
270
00:12:07,285 --> 00:12:09,152
I'll never be able
to do it alone.
271
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,588
You need to help me, detective.
272
00:12:11,622 --> 00:12:15,758
You need to stop
watching that movie.
273
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,000
- Oh, dear.
- What?
274
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,187
I think I left
my curling iron on.
275
00:12:24,307 --> 00:12:25,771
Curling iron?
276
00:12:25,805 --> 00:12:27,214
You don't have any hair.
277
00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:29,443
It's for my tail.
278
00:12:29,477 --> 00:12:31,647
Sometimes I forget
to turn it off.
279
00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:33,784
And it says very clearly
on the side,
280
00:12:33,818 --> 00:12:35,385
"Do not leave unattended."
281
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,355
It's unattended!
It could start a fire!
282
00:12:38,389 --> 00:12:40,023
You are bumming me out, Porky!
283
00:12:40,057 --> 00:12:42,592
Now listen, we may be
in the middle of nowhere,
284
00:12:42,627 --> 00:12:46,697
but I am determined
to make this spring break epic.
285
00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:49,165
We got to do
something crazy, man.
286
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,567
All right, let me think,
let me think here.
287
00:12:51,602 --> 00:12:52,668
I got it!
288
00:12:52,703 --> 00:12:56,772
What if we attach a million
balloons to that donkey?
289
00:12:56,806 --> 00:12:58,607
And just watch him fly away.
290
00:12:58,642 --> 00:13:01,210
Where would we get
a million balloons?
291
00:13:01,244 --> 00:13:03,646
Ok, good point.
I got it!
292
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:07,183
Maybe we roll him around
in maple syrup
293
00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:09,986
and stick a bunch
of newspapers to him.
294
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,388
Where are we going
to get the syrup?
295
00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:13,289
Or the newspapers?
296
00:13:13,323 --> 00:13:15,224
You know,
it's real easy to be the guy
297
00:13:15,258 --> 00:13:16,291
who points out the problem.
298
00:13:16,326 --> 00:13:18,928
I need the guy
who points out the solution.
299
00:13:18,962 --> 00:13:21,096
Ahh, I can't think.
300
00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:22,831
It's too hot.
301
00:13:22,866 --> 00:13:24,600
That's it.
302
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,969
I don't know if this is
such a good idea.
303
00:13:27,003 --> 00:13:31,240
Porky, streaking is one of the
ultimate spring break pranks.
304
00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:33,743
So we're really doing this?
305
00:13:33,777 --> 00:13:37,013
Oh, we are doing this.
306
00:13:39,116 --> 00:13:42,185
On the count of three...
307
00:13:42,219 --> 00:13:45,255
1, 2, 3!
308
00:13:45,289 --> 00:13:46,022
Whoo-hoo!
309
00:13:46,056 --> 00:13:49,992
We're on spring break!
We're crazy!
310
00:13:50,026 --> 00:13:51,393
Whoo!
311
00:13:51,427 --> 00:13:52,995
[Both laughing]
312
00:13:53,029 --> 00:13:54,997
Yeah! Yeah! We're crazy!
313
00:13:55,031 --> 00:13:57,800
Look at us! Check it out!
314
00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,068
Whoo!
315
00:13:59,102 --> 00:14:00,770
[Whooping]
316
00:14:00,804 --> 00:14:03,739
What is a matter
with you people?!
317
00:14:03,773 --> 00:14:05,574
Don't you get it?
318
00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:08,477
We're streaking!
319
00:14:08,879 --> 00:14:12,081
We are completely naked!
320
00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:15,517
[All gasping]
321
00:14:16,519 --> 00:14:18,788
[Cell doors slam]
Jail?!
322
00:14:18,822 --> 00:14:22,091
For streaking?
It's spring break!
323
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,859
It's what you do.
324
00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:27,063
Maybe we should have done
something to that donkey.
325
00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:31,301
The Rothwell Gallery is here,
just off the museum lobby.
326
00:14:31,335 --> 00:14:33,070
Now, because
of the increased security,
327
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:35,138
we won't be able
to enter through the air ducts
328
00:14:35,173 --> 00:14:36,540
like I did when
I took the diamond.
329
00:14:36,574 --> 00:14:40,511
Instead, we'll have to make
an aerial assault.
330
00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:52,389
Once we land on the roof,
we use a glass cutter
331
00:14:52,423 --> 00:14:54,892
to carefully remove
a section of the sky light
332
00:14:54,926 --> 00:14:57,027
directly over
the Rothwell Gallery.
333
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,831
At 11:00, the guard
begins his rounds.
334
00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:03,300
At 11:03, he makes his way
to the Egyptian wing.
335
00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:07,038
And that's when we'll lower ourselves
towards the gallery floor.
336
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,140
Once we're there,
I'll place the Hillhurst diamond
337
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,676
back on her pedestal,
while you remove
338
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,512
the surveillance tape
from the security office.
339
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:18,450
Then we'll climb back up
the rope, and we're home free.
340
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,385
- Lola.
- What?!
341
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,154
What is this on your ankle?
342
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,189
[Gasps] My mom's
diamond bracelet!
343
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,758
Now I remember.
Before I went to bed that night,
344
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,094
I wanted to see what it would
look like as an anklet.
345
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:34,232
I didn't lose it.
I was wearing it the whole time.
346
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,069
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
347
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,672
Porky, it's fine.
We'll get out.
348
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:41,807
No, it's not that.
349
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,543
- I think I left my curtains open.
- So what?
350
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,512
Well, on my desk is an
antique magnifying glass.
351
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:50,716
If the sun's rays were to pass through
the magnifying glass just so,
352
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,951
the papers on my desk
could ignite,
353
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,621
starting a fire that could
burn down my entire house!
354
00:15:56,656 --> 00:16:00,392
Man, I wish that guy
from the Chinese restaurant
355
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:03,862
had called me back.
356
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,200
[Man cackling]
357
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,703
You're going to rot in this jail
358
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:15,675
for the rest
of your miserable lives!
359
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:17,911
But first...
360
00:16:17,945 --> 00:16:21,782
You get one phone call.
361
00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:27,188
Take it. It's heavy!
362
00:16:35,397 --> 00:16:37,231
[Cell phone rings]
363
00:16:37,265 --> 00:16:38,966
[Ring]
364
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:39,833
[Ring]
365
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,268
[Line ringing]
Typical Bugs.
366
00:16:41,302 --> 00:16:43,938
- Probably has his ringer off.
- Bugs!
367
00:16:43,972 --> 00:16:46,407
[Grunting] [Cell phone rings]
368
00:16:46,441 --> 00:16:48,976
[Ring]
369
00:16:49,011 --> 00:16:51,046
Whoa!
370
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:55,717
How you doin'?
371
00:16:55,752 --> 00:16:57,686
Can I try someone else?
372
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,889
Sure. Why not?
373
00:17:00,924 --> 00:17:02,491
[Wheezing]
374
00:17:02,525 --> 00:17:03,925
[Speaking Spanish]
375
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,328
Who is calling so late?
376
00:17:06,362 --> 00:17:09,898
Speedy, it's Daffy. You're
never going to believe this.
377
00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:11,900
You're in a Mexican jail.
378
00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:13,002
How'd you know?
379
00:17:13,036 --> 00:17:15,271
[Sighs] Where
in Mexico are you?
380
00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:17,140
Tacapulco.
It's in the middle of nowhere.
381
00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:20,176
You've probably never heard of it, but
let me tell you something, it's--
382
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:23,881
- I used to live here.
Where's the sheriff?
383
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:30,921
Speedy Gonzales.
384
00:17:31,522 --> 00:17:35,258
Slowpoke Rodriguez.
385
00:17:47,872 --> 00:17:50,440
- Cousin!
- Cousin!
386
00:17:50,475 --> 00:17:53,077
It's so good to see you!
387
00:17:53,111 --> 00:17:56,514
How have you been?
How's Lucinda and the babies?
388
00:17:56,548 --> 00:17:59,283
They're not babies anymore.
389
00:17:59,317 --> 00:18:00,884
Oscar is seven
390
00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:03,053
and Pepito is four.
391
00:18:03,088 --> 00:18:05,789
Ay, ay, ay!
It's been too long.
392
00:18:05,824 --> 00:18:06,657
Ahem.
393
00:18:06,691 --> 00:18:09,193
So, uh, does this mean
we're free to go?
394
00:18:09,227 --> 00:18:12,663
You're not going anywhere...
395
00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:16,267
until we have a fiesta!
396
00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:19,637
[Mariachi music playing]
397
00:18:22,674 --> 00:18:27,011
He's not just the fastest mouse
in all of Mexico,
398
00:18:27,045 --> 00:18:31,615
he's also a successful
restaurateur!
399
00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:32,816
Tell them.
400
00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:34,585
Ay, no, it's not
that big a deal.
401
00:18:34,619 --> 00:18:36,754
It's just a pizza place.
402
00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:38,422
Ohh!
403
00:18:38,456 --> 00:18:40,191
[Giggles]
404
00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:42,326
Psst, Porky.
405
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,529
This is going to be epic!
406
00:18:46,932 --> 00:18:49,033
[Laughs]
407
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:51,369
Ohh!
408
00:18:52,104 --> 00:18:56,607
Call Dr. Weisberg!
409
00:18:57,909 --> 00:19:00,611
Bugs Bunny?
410
00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:02,113
You're free to go.
411
00:19:02,147 --> 00:19:05,416
See you guys later.
412
00:19:05,451 --> 00:19:08,953
Well, probably not.
413
00:19:10,990 --> 00:19:12,791
Bun bun!
414
00:19:13,592 --> 00:19:16,928
So, you finally let
the cat out of the bag.
415
00:19:16,962 --> 00:19:19,030
Oh, right! Thank you.
416
00:19:19,065 --> 00:19:21,533
Yahhh!
417
00:19:22,835 --> 00:19:25,236
Lola confessed everything.
418
00:19:25,271 --> 00:19:27,572
She told you
she's the Black Widow?
419
00:19:27,607 --> 00:19:29,708
[Whistles]
420
00:19:29,742 --> 00:19:32,077
What? Ha ha! No!
421
00:19:32,112 --> 00:19:36,148
She said you took the bracelet
to have one made just like it
422
00:19:36,182 --> 00:19:39,685
to give to Lola as a surprise
so that she and her mother
423
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:41,220
could have matching bracelets.
424
00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:43,489
And that you took
the Hillhurst diamond
425
00:19:43,523 --> 00:19:44,923
to throw us off your trail
426
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:48,260
and buy yourself more time,
but then you returned it
427
00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:51,463
because it was the right
thing to do. [Laughs]
428
00:19:51,497 --> 00:19:56,435
I would have done
the exact same thing.
429
00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:05,611
You know what, Daffy?
430
00:20:05,645 --> 00:20:09,381
I'm really glad you asked me
to go with you on spring break.
431
00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:11,884
Ahh. I did need to cut loose.
432
00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:14,153
[Laughs] I can't believe
433
00:20:14,187 --> 00:20:16,653
I was worried about
an open curtain.
434
00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:27,383
435
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:31,983
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