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[tires squealing]
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In here!
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What's the emergency?
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Can you open this for me?
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You called 9-1-1 because you
couldn't open a can of tuna?
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No. First I called Bugs.
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Then I called my girlfriend,
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And then I called Porky.
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Then I called 9-1-1.
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The Looney Tunes Show
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Season 2, Episode 12
"Dear John"
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"Dear Edmund,
I'm leaving you."
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[crying]
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Ohh!
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I don't get it.
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What? Then why
were you crying?
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I always cry
when I'm confused.
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What didn't you get?
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Well, why was he so upset?
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Because of the Dear John letter.
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John? [scoffs] ok,
I thought his name was Edmund.
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No, it's just called
a Dear John letter...
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...when someone ends
the relationship with a note...
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Instead of face to face.
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Ohh, ok.
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So this was a sad movie.
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Hey, then why was I
laughing so much during it?
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I have no idea. Come on.
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Oh, I can't go anywhere.
Now that I know what's going on,
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I want to see it again.
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Can you believe
they charged me...
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...for coming out to the house?
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[stuttering]
it says you called 9-1-1
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...four times in the past week.
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And none of the emergencies
were valid.
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Oh, they were valid.
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Will you hand me that towel?
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Will you tell me
a bedtime story?
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Scarf, or no scarf?
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Why do they get to decide
if it's an emergency or not?
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Daffy, our emergency services
are under funded
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And overextended as it is.
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Our property taxes
aren't high enough.
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Why do you know
so much about it?
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Because I'm on the City Council.
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What's the City Council?
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The elected body
that runs the city.
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So you're like a big wig?
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[chuckles]
maybe to some people.
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How long have you been
on the City Council?
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I'm about to finish
my third term.
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How did I never
know this about you?
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Because you never ask me
anything about myself.
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And when I try to tell you
anything, you interrupt me.
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And then on the few occasions where
I actually do get to say something,
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You literally
fall asleep from boredom.
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[snoring]
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[beep]
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[alarm sounding]
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Hey, I'm meeting Tina
for date night.
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Uh, why is the microwave
not working?
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Oh. I tried to open
a can of tuna with it.
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I thought if I got it hot
enough, the top would pop off.
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Daffy, you can't put metal
in the microwave.
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Well, I know that now, ok?
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The lesson's been learned,
all right?
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I'll never forget it.
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Real quick--you can or cannot
put metal in the microwave?
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[telephone rings]
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Pizzariba, this is Speedy.
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Hey, Speedy, who is that
handyman you use at the restaurant?
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You mean John?
Oh, he's the best.
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You want me to call him for you?
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That would be great.
The microwave's broken.
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No problem. I'll have him
drop by tomorrow.
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Just leave him a note.
- Thanks, Speedy.
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Hey, Bugs!
I saw that movie again.
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Oh, you were right,
it was a Dear John letter.
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Oh, so sad.
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I hardly laughed
at all this time.
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Dear John,
this isn't working. Bugs.
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Oh, no!
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A Dear John letter?
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Bugs broke up with me!
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[sobbing]
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Why?!
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I'm sorry, sir, we're
completely booked this evening.
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You didn't make a reservation?
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Don't worry.
I'll handle this.
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Ahem. You do know
that I'm a close,
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Personal friend of Porky Pig?
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Ah, that's City Council member
Porky Pig.
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Ooh.
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Who knew there were perks
to being friends with Porky Pig?
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Good-bye, apartment.
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I've decided to go away
for a while.
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Too many memories here.
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Ew! Oh, no, no, uh-uh, no.
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Uh-uh. Just because I'm leaving
doesn't mean you...
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...and all your little insect friends
can come in here and crawl around.
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Ok, you hear that, roaches?
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I'm talking to you, too,
spiders and ants.
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All of you. You stay out
of this apartment!
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And in case you need
a reminder,
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I'm putting a note
on the front door.
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Uh, Daffy, have you been
going all over town...
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...saying you're friends with me?
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Yes. And the results
are incredible.
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I used to be embarrassed
to admit I even knew you.
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But just this morning,
I threw your name around...
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...and I got a lifetime
gym membership for free!
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It wasn't for free.
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You told the girl
who worked there...
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...that the city would have
a parade in her honor.
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So? You're on
the City Council.
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You told the Maitre'd
at the Sunset Room
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That I'd name
a highway after him.
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Well, it got me
a really good table.
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You told that traffic cop...
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...that I could grant
his uncle's citizenship!
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What's wrong with that?
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This is the greatest country
on earth.
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It's unethical!
There's a reelection coming up,
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...and this makes it look like
I could be bribed!
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I understand.
It won't happen again.
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Porky Pig voted not once,
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...but twice to make
our city dirtier.
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He voted to eliminate
garbage collection.
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He voted three times
to allow dumping in the river.
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Why would a City Councilman
do such a thing?
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Because he's a pig.
[pig squeals]
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And pigs are filthy.
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On election day, let's send
this pig back to the farm.
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Vote Daffy Duck
for City Council.
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I'm Daffy Duck,
and I approve this message.
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- What was that?
- An attack ad.
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But those are all lies!
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It doesn't matter.
Now people are going to have
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Negative associations with you.
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I can't believe
you're running against me!
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You're the one who said I
can't use your name to get perks.
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So, fine.
I'll get 'em myself.
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How could you do this?
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First, you don't want me
telling people you're my friend.
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Now you don't want me
telling people you're my enemy?
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Porky, you're a real
flip flopper.
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Ooh. I'll put that
in my next attack ad.
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[maniacal laughter]
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[coughing]
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[men vocalizing]
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I didn't know
where else to go.
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I can't stop thinking
about that Dear John letter.
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Oh, I just need
some peace and quiet.
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You'll find that here.
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True healing occurs
when one is clear of mind...
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...and calm of spirit.
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Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah,
I totally agree with that.
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Your path is meditation.
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Mm-hmm. Ok.
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And the key to meditation
is silence.
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- Say what now?
- A vow of silence.
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For the next year,
you shall not speak.
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You know, I bet I could achieve all
that healing stuff without the silence.
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What do you think?
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I'm afraid the silence
is necessary.
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What I'm really quiet?
Does that count?
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[whispering] what about
now? What if I'm this quiet?
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No one will even know
I'm talking.
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Sorry, no. Not a word.
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Well, what about sounds?
Are they allowed?
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Like, when I'm surprised.
I'd go, whoa!
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Or when I'm bored,
I'd be like
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deedaleelee,
deedaleedeedee
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- Silence.
- Wow.
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Ok.
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[yelling incoherently]
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Oh, that felt good. Sorry.
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I just had to get that last one
out of my system.
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Newcomer Daffy Duck
has won a seat...
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...on the City Council,
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...defeating the incumbent
Porky Pig.
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Once again,
negative campaigns...
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...proved their effectiveness.
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Ohh! I won!
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I won, I won, I won!
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Let the perks begin!
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Shh, shh.
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[dialing]
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Oh! I keep getting
her voicemail.
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I haven't heard from Lola
in three days.
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I'm going over there.
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- Someone's going to need
new business cards.
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I bet I can get 'em for free.
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"Dear Bugs,
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I don't ever want
to see you again!"
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Lola broke up with me?
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Hey.
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Ooh, great.
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Oh, yeah, that's nice.
Good heighth on that.
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The Royal Oaks-Glen Oaks-Oakwood Oaks
City Council meeting is now in session.
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We open up the floor
to new business.
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Yes, I have a complaint.
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It's regarding the number
on the curb.
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The paint is--
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- How long does these things
usually go?
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There's an "Off-Duty Cop"
marathon on tonight
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And I'd like
to get home for it.
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I can't record it
because I broke the DVR
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Trying to open a can of tuna.
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- The meetings
are scheduled for five hours,
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But they sometimes run long.
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- ...But then that paint
faded as well.
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So, I would like to talk
about the kind of paint
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That this city uses
for addresses.
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Because clearly...
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Oh, come on!
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Is this really happening?
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What does she care
if someone can read her address?
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I've lived across the street
from her for six years.
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She hasn't had
a single visitor.
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[inhales and exhales]
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Just remember why you're here.
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The perks.
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This will be worth it,
because of the perks.
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[continues indistinctly]
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I like periwinkle,
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But I think that would be
a very bad choice.
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So in conclusion,
I propose a special committee
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To discuss paint quality,
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Paint color,
and paint placement.
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Thank you.
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- Thank you. And that
concludes the new business.
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Finally.
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And now onto old business.
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Concerning the speed reduction
on Maple Drive,
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I believe the choice
was between speed bumps
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And speed humps.
- [grunting]
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- Is that right,
Councilmember Bowls?
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- Yes, Mr. Chairman.
Speed bumps are conical,
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While speed humps are ovoid.
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Council-member Duck,
what are your thoughts
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On speed bumps
versus speed humps?
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My thoughts?
You want my thoughts, huh?
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My thoughts are that
you people are all insane!
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You let that old lady talk
for three hours,
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And she never said anything!
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In the amount of time
that that took,
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I could have gone over there
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And painted her address myself!
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I could have painted
the Sistine Chapel!
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I don't know about you people,
253
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,567
But I have better things
to do with my time
254
00:12:24,602 --> 00:12:29,602
Than talk about whether
something is conical or ovoid!
255
00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:30,477
Ovoid!
256
00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:34,019
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have something
257
00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,644
That I need to get back to,
258
00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:39,935
And it's called a life.
259
00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:45,644
Unbelievable.
260
00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:47,310
Bunch of namby pambies.
261
00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:48,664
Ronald Reagan was right.
262
00:12:48,699 --> 00:12:49,977
Oh, hey, I'm supposed
263
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,810
To meet Porky at Pizzariba.
You want to come?
264
00:12:58,102 --> 00:13:03,394
- I don't ever want
to see you again!
265
00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:09,269
- There's nothing
here for me anymore.
266
00:13:11,435 --> 00:13:14,144
- So you don't want to come
to Pizzariba?
267
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,602
No perk is worth
sitting through that drivel!
268
00:13:16,644 --> 00:13:21,477
I mean, is there really a difference
between speed bumps and speed humps?
269
00:13:21,512 --> 00:13:25,227
- Well, one is conical
and one is ovoid, and--
270
00:13:25,269 --> 00:13:28,352
How long do I have to be
a City Council member?
271
00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:29,935
A term is four years.
272
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,435
- Four years?!
I can't do four years, man!
273
00:13:33,477 --> 00:13:35,310
[cell phone rings]
Ooh!
274
00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:37,269
Someone just forwarded me
a video.
275
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:41,102
- Is that the baby playing
piano? Already saw it. Fake.
276
00:13:41,144 --> 00:13:45,060
- Um...You might
want to see this.
277
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,589
My toughts
are that you people
278
00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:54,839
Are all insane!
279
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,464
You let that old lady
talk for three hours--
280
00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,505
- You better hope
no one sees this.
281
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,714
You could get thrown off
the City Council.
282
00:14:00,755 --> 00:14:02,130
- In the amount of time
that that took,
283
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:05,130
I could have gone over there
and painted her address myself!
284
00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:07,964
I could have painted
the Sistine Chapel!
285
00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:09,505
This isn't good.
286
00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:11,214
Or, is it great?
287
00:14:11,255 --> 00:14:14,214
[maniacal laughter, coughs]
288
00:14:14,255 --> 00:14:16,297
- Hey, man,
I saw that video of you
289
00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:17,464
At the City Council meeting.
290
00:14:17,505 --> 00:14:19,714
- I know what
you're going to say,
291
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:22,589
And I owe you and all of you,
292
00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:25,755
My constituents, an apology.
293
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:29,297
But, obviously,
apologies are not enough.
294
00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:32,297
And you the voters
will undoubtedly
295
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,047
Want to remove me from office,
296
00:14:35,089 --> 00:14:36,964
Which I will accept.
297
00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:38,672
Though with a heavy heart.
298
00:14:38,714 --> 00:14:41,380
- Are you kidding me?
What you did was great!
299
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,880
Say what?
300
00:14:42,922 --> 00:14:44,422
- You are the opposite
of a politician.
301
00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:47,464
You can't hide what you are
feeling. You just say it!
302
00:14:47,505 --> 00:14:48,720
You're a breath of fresh air!
303
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,130
We're so lucky to have you
on that City Council.
304
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:53,797
We need you there,
forever and always!
305
00:14:53,839 --> 00:14:55,047
Am I right?
306
00:14:55,089 --> 00:14:58,220
[cheers and applause]
307
00:14:58,255 --> 00:15:00,339
- Ok, so what kind of permits
do I need
308
00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:02,047
To put an addition
on the kitchen?
309
00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:03,297
It would extend it
to the parking lot,
310
00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:05,547
And I would require some
digging. So I think we need
311
00:15:05,589 --> 00:15:09,005
To talk about
construction permits, as well.
312
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:14,047
[men vocalizing]
313
00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:19,005
Lola, it has been a year.
314
00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:20,714
Your vow of silence
is fulfilled.
315
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:23,609
You should feel a deep
and lasting peace.
316
00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:26,464
You may now speak.
What do you have to say?
317
00:15:26,505 --> 00:15:29,179
I miss Bugs!
318
00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:31,672
[maniacal laughter]
319
00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:32,839
Hey, one more thing--
320
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,589
[yelling incoherently]
321
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,512
Hmm.
322
00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:40,380
Now...Here?
323
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,964
I don't know where
these speed bumps go!
324
00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:44,012
[doorbell rings]
325
00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:47,380
- What?! You people
can't come to my home!
326
00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:51,714
I'm not a City Councilman
24 hours a day.
327
00:15:51,749 --> 00:15:53,172
Oh. Hey, Lola.
328
00:15:53,214 --> 00:15:55,755
- Where's Bugs?
I have to be with him
329
00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:57,130
Whether he wants me or not.
330
00:15:57,172 --> 00:15:58,797
I don't know where Bugs is.
331
00:15:58,839 --> 00:16:00,005
He left a long time ago.
332
00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:02,630
- What are you talking about?
- He got your Dear John letter
333
00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:05,005
And was completely devastated
and said something about
334
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,297
Sailing to the end
of the world.
335
00:16:06,339 --> 00:16:09,839
- What?! How could Bugs have
possibly thought this was for him?
336
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,255
Ohh. I'm coming for you, Bugs!
337
00:16:12,297 --> 00:16:16,880
And this time I'm talking
about the rabbit Bugs!
338
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:19,255
Meeting adjourned.
339
00:16:19,297 --> 00:16:20,845
[indistinct chatter]
340
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,214
- That was another
fun five hours.
341
00:16:23,255 --> 00:16:24,297
What are you doing here?
342
00:16:24,339 --> 00:16:26,589
- Just because I can't be
on the City Council
343
00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:28,839
Doesn't mean I can't
come to the meetings.
344
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,922
- We really do
have nothing in common.
345
00:16:30,964 --> 00:16:34,130
- Did you hear about prop 14?
- What's prop 14?
346
00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:37,297
- They're calling it
the Daffy Duck provision.
347
00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:38,797
You're so popular,
348
00:16:38,839 --> 00:16:40,255
The voters want
to make your seat
349
00:16:40,297 --> 00:16:42,845
On the City Council permanent.
350
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,213
- Then there's only one thing
left to do.
351
00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:49,547
- Embrace a life
dedicated to public service?
352
00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:52,255
No. Fake my own death.
353
00:16:52,297 --> 00:16:55,589
- Tragedy struck today
when popular City Councilman
354
00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:58,255
Daffy Duck lost control
of his vehicle
355
00:16:58,297 --> 00:17:00,880
And plunged into the icy
Sebastian river.
356
00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:04,797
All that was recovered
was his beloved parade float.
357
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:09,047
And the city never even got
to throw him a parade.
358
00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:10,345
Former Councilman Porky Pig
359
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:13,339
Has agreed to fulfill
the remainder of his term.
360
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,630
This is Elmer J. Fudd reporting.
361
00:17:15,672 --> 00:17:17,672
[turns off tv]
- hey, Porky.
362
00:17:17,714 --> 00:17:20,005
Want some gently used
business cards?
363
00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:22,047
I'll put a speed bump here
364
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,012
And the speed hump here.
365
00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:27,505
Oh, no. Oh, maybe
the speed hump goes there
366
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,547
And the speed bump goes here.
367
00:17:34,047 --> 00:17:36,172
Bugs!
368
00:17:36,214 --> 00:17:39,505
Bugs!
369
00:17:39,547 --> 00:17:41,255
Bugs!
370
00:17:41,297 --> 00:17:43,922
Lola?
371
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,255
Whoa-oh!
372
00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:50,012
Ohh.
373
00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:52,380
Wait. What are you doing here?
374
00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:54,005
You broke up with me!
375
00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:55,630
That note wasn't to you.
376
00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:57,797
It was to spiders
and ants and roaches.
377
00:17:57,839 --> 00:18:00,172
Don't you see?
I wrote "Dear Bugs",
378
00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:03,505
But you thought I meant
"Dear Bugs".
379
00:18:03,547 --> 00:18:04,589
Bugs.
380
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,679
I need to be with you.
381
00:18:05,714 --> 00:18:07,589
I don't care about
the Dear John letter
382
00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,214
You left me on the microwave.
383
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,512
Dear John letter?
384
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,845
You mean the repairman?
385
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,547
- Wait. Why'd you break up
with the repairman?
386
00:18:15,589 --> 00:18:19,047
- Mwah!
- Mwah!
387
00:18:32,547 --> 00:18:33,839
- Oh, Tosh?
- Yes, Chum?
388
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,964
- Would you like to split
this tangerine soda?
389
00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:38,964
- Actually, I never have
carbonation in the afternoon.
390
00:18:39,005 --> 00:18:41,380
- I should have known that.
Terribly sorry.
391
00:18:41,415 --> 00:18:43,755
- No apology, Chum.
Let me cut you a slice
392
00:18:43,797 --> 00:18:45,589
Of this nice zucchini bread.
393
00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:47,422
- Oh, no.
I'm gluten intolerant.
394
00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:49,054
- Oh, of course you are.
I should have known that.
395
00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:52,130
- Well, I shouldn't have
thoughtlessly offered you that soda.
396
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,589
- What is happening to us?!
- I don't know!
397
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:55,672
It's like we're...
398
00:18:55,714 --> 00:18:59,630
- Not on the same page.
- Out of synch.
399
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:03,255
we're drifting apart
400
00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:07,214
our friendship is broken
401
00:19:07,255 --> 00:19:12,880
-
indubitably,
we've made mistakes
402
00:19:13,964 --> 00:19:16,880
how much is unspoken
403
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:17,839
inexorably
404
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,214
last week I wanted to watch
405
00:19:20,255 --> 00:19:21,422
our favorite cooking show
406
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,047
but you left the room
to watch women's tennis
407
00:19:24,089 --> 00:19:26,130
that was really
quite a blow
408
00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:30,630
-
when we were eating
at the palace over thyme
409
00:19:30,665 --> 00:19:33,106
I ordered you potato chips
410
00:19:33,141 --> 00:19:35,547
but you said
you wanted fries
411
00:19:35,589 --> 00:19:39,595
well, I like french fries
412
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:44,297
-
since when
do you like french fries?!
413
00:19:44,339 --> 00:19:45,929
we're driftin' apart
414
00:19:45,964 --> 00:19:49,005
-
the sweater I bought you
doesn't match your skin tone
415
00:19:49,047 --> 00:19:50,672
we're driftin' apart
416
00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:54,172
-
I made you captain of the
class with your throw rug
417
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:57,839
-
it's like we are two sides
of a very tainted coin
418
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:02,422
without you I feel like B?arnaise
sauce without the top sirloin
419
00:20:02,464 --> 00:20:07,672
-
I don't know why this friendship
train has suddenly derailed
420
00:20:07,714 --> 00:20:09,429
we used to be two snowflakes
421
00:20:09,464 --> 00:20:11,839
now we're just
two chunks of hail
422
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,255
-
and as that hail
hurtles toward earth
423
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,464
they drift further apart
424
00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:18,422
they're like
two frozen daggers
425
00:20:18,464 --> 00:20:20,762
ripping through
my broken heart
426
00:20:20,797 --> 00:20:22,714
-
those separate lonely
chunks of hail
427
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,214
just falling to their doom
428
00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:26,630
they hit the room
with a sickening
429
00:20:26,672 --> 00:20:33,464
and the friendship
sonic boomed
430
00:20:37,297 --> 00:20:39,089
[wind blowing]
431
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:45,297
-
I'm sorry
that I failed you
432
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:50,589
-
oh, no,
'tis I that failed you
433
00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:51,922
Well, I better go.
434
00:20:51,964 --> 00:20:53,714
I have tickets to Michael Bubl?!
435
00:20:53,755 --> 00:20:55,797
- What?!
I have backstage passes!
436
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:59,047
- You don't say!
- Shall we share a rickshaw?
437
00:20:59,089 --> 00:21:02,089
- Ooh, splendid.
I love rickshaws!
438
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,422
Oh, so do I!
439
00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:05,297
[laughter]
440
00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:07,547
we're not drifting apart
441
00:21:07,589 --> 00:21:09,339
and we never shall again
442
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:11,005
no more driftin' apart
443
00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,755
-
we remain
the best of friends
444
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:16,054
we're not drifting apart
445
00:21:16,089 --> 00:21:18,089
-
there will be
no more strife
446
00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:20,276
no more driftin' apart
447
00:21:20,311 --> 00:21:22,387
best of egos alive
448
00:21:22,422 --> 00:21:24,255
we're not driftin' apart
449
00:21:24,297 --> 00:21:26,672
-
I'm for you
and you're for me
450
00:21:26,714 --> 00:21:28,880
no more driftin' apart
451
00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:30,630
it's a friendship victory
452
00:21:30,672 --> 00:21:33,880
we're not driftin' apart
453
00:21:33,922 --> 00:21:37,089
[cheers and applause]
454
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:55,880
He was a great american hero.
455
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:02,000
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