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Hmm...
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What is taking you so long?
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You have the first turn.
You can put any word down.
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Don't rush me.
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Is "dogarf" a word?
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I'm not telling you.
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You're fun to play with.
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Is "fodgrf" a word?
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If you can't say it,
it's probably not a word.
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Ok, fine.
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"Darvog"?
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- What?
- I challenge.
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"Darvog" is a word.
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Use it in a sentence.
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I just did. "Darvog" is a word.
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That's a sentence.
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Do you not know
what a sentence is?
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Because if you don't know
what a sentence is,
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we shouldn't play.
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It would be like
playing with a child.
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You want something to eat?
I am darvogged.
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I just invented a new sandwich.
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I took peanut butter and
spread it on a piece of bread.
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And then, on the other
piece of bread,
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I put some jelly.
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I call it a jelly
and peanut butter sandwich,
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or a j&pb.
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Not great. Weird combination.
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Don't move.
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Why?
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Spider.
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Where? Where is it?
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Is it on me? Get it off me!
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Get out of the way!
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- Uhh huh huh!
- Where did it go?
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What did it look like?
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It was the biggest
spider I've ever seen.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Uhh!
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna kill it.
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Are you mad? You can't do that.
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You need to capture it
and take it outside...
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And then kill it.
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We don't want
that mess in here.
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The maid just cleaned.
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We don't have a maid.
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I meant you.
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Hey, guys! Uhh! Spider!
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Lola!
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Oh, did you like that lamp?
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Let me get you another one.
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Seriously, it's no problem.
I can go right now.
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I'm 8 hours early
for our date anyway.
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I don't see the spider.
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Oh, I missed him.
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He could be anywhere!
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You guys should be careful.
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I heard this story once
about a spider
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that crawled inside
this man's ear
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and laid its eggs in there,
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and the spider babies
ate his brain.
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Well, time to go lamp shopping!
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You know what, I should go
help Lola with that lamp.
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Lamps can be pretty tricky.
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Wait for me! I'm not getting
killed by a spider today!
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A j&pb? I think
that sounds good.
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I invented a sandwich once.
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You take a piece of bread,
a piece of cheese,
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a bunch of ice cream,
a little more bread,
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some fish sticks,
a little syrup,
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and then the heel of the bread.
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I call it a darvog.
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Ah! I knew that was a word.
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You can't do anything until
he's been missing for 24 hours?
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But this is an emergency!
You're the police!
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What if something
terrible's happened to him?
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No, you calm down!
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I can't stand it!
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We're looking for a lamp.
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Tosh is missing!
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Well, we're not
looking for a tosh.
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We're looking for a lamp.
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What's a tosh?
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Tosh, my dear friend!
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He went to mail a letter,
but he never came back!
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Oh, dear. How long
has he been gone?
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10 minutes!
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Oh, poor thing.
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We're never apart. I just know something
terrible has happened to him!
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11 minutes! Tosh!
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That's the worst thing
I've ever heard.
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When I heard about this guy who had a spider
lay babies in his ear and eat his brain.
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Oh!
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Tears won't bring
your friend back.
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Right now, time is our enemy.
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In the case of an abduction,
every second counts.
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Listen to me.
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If we don't find
your friend soon,
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the chances are, you will
never see him again.
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Oh, sorry.
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May I?
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We'll take your case.
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Oh, are you private detectives?
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No, but I can't go home until bugs
takes care of that giant spider,
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and this seems like a decent way
to kill some time.
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Now, can you give us a general
physical description of the victim?
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Victim?!
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Hey! The clock... it's ticking.
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All right.
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High cheekbones,
big expressive eyes,
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athletic build.
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Oh, no, wait! That one's me.
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This is Tosh.
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What's his height?
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About 9 1/2 inches tall.
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Weight?
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Now, he'll tell you
he's 3/4 of a pound,
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but between you, me,
and the fencepost...
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He's at least a pound,
but he carries it well.
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It's gonna be ok. Believe me, I have
a sixth sense about these things.
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I've got sight, I've got hearing,
I've got taste, I've got smell.
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- What is the other one?
- Touch?
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Oh, thanks. I'm flattered, but I'm
trying to think of the other sense.
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Whatever it is, I've got it.
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But the important one
is my sixth sense:
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My sense of humor.
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Boo brr boo bbb boo!
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Bbb bboo ddoo doo dooo pplll!
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Mm mmew!
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I guarantee you
we will find your friend.
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But just in case we don't, we'll
go ahead and take the lamp now
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so it's not awkward
later, you know.
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- Ohh!
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Lola, I can't talk right now.
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Oh, it's no problem.
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Just wanted you to know that daffy
and I are gonna be a little late.
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We're investigating
a missing person's case.
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Mmhmm.
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But the good news is
we got you a new lamp,
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and it looks exactly
like your old one,
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except it's a different color
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and the base is a
little wider... a lot wider.
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And the shade's different.
It's a weird shade.
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Aah!
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You know, you could at least
see it before you judge it.
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Unbelievable, that guy.
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Tell me about it.
Try living with him.
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What are we doing here again?
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We need to print up
missing person's flyers
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and put them up all over town,
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get the public involved.
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Plus, I get the 10% friends
and family discount here.
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Hey, guys!
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I don't have time to chitchat.
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Lola and I are in a race against
the clock to save a life.
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One of the gophers is missing.
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That's terrible.
How long has he been gone?
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- 15.
- Days?
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Minutes.
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And every second
I spend talking to you
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is a second I don't have.
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Now, do you have a dollar? I want to get
something from the vending machine.
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Thanks. Put it on my tab.
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Minus 10%.
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Look, I know
what you're thinking.
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Daffy and I
working side by side
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in an emotionally
charged environment?
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How easy it is for two people
bonded by a shared experience
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to become romantically
intertwined.
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I just want you to know that is not
gonna happen with me and daffy.
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Yeah.
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I wasn't worried.
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Ok, now that my blood
sugar's under control,
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we can focus on that flyer.
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Ooh! What about a reward?
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Good idea!
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But how do you put a dollar
amount on a human life?
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What am I talking about?
He's a gopher. Put 5 bucks.
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All right, now, let's put
the photo of Tosh here.
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We don't have a photo.
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What we also
don't have is time, Lola.
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That gopher's been gone
for 16 minutes.
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Maybe we should just
give up and go home.
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You don't mean that.
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And the spider's still there,
so, remember, you can't go home.
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You're right.
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We don't have a photo. We'll
have to draw a picture of him.
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Ooh! Ok, not to brag, but I have
been told I am a great artist.
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Oh, no, wait. I've been told
I'm a great flautist.
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No, that doesn't make sense.
I don't play the flaut.
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Maybe I've been told
something about Sauerkraut?
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Wait, what are we
talking about?
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Drawing the gopher.
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Ooh! I'll do it.
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Not to brag, but I've been
told I'm a great artist.
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Yes, ok... Shade that part...
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How's that?
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I don't know.
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Just those two
big teeth in front?
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He looks like a hillbilly.
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No offense.
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How about that?
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Better. What about
putting him in clothes?
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You know, like, maybe a white
outfit to signify his purity?
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Ooh, yeah, like he's
the innocent victim.
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I like that.
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Hmm. Now it's a little
too much white.
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Maybe he needs a pop of color.
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Ooh! That looks good.
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What about a hat?
Give him a little personality,
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like, "hey, look at me.
I got a hat on."
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Oh, yeah, that's our guy.
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Let's see what kind of spider
we're dealing with here.
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Uhh! This kind of
looks like him.
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"African sand spider.
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"The genus is sicarius,
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which is Latin for...
Murderer"?
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"The venom of the six-eyed
sand spider is highly toxic
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"and causes blood
vessel leakage
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tissue destruction,
and multi-organ breakdown"?
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Aah!
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Check out my n-new
driving gloves.
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W-why are you so jumpy?
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There's a killer spider
in the house.
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A kkiller spider?
You m-mean that one?
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W-what do we do?
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Just calm down.
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Let me get on your shoulders.
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II just had my jacket cleaned.
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Fine. Get on my shoulders.
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Oh! You're real solid,
aren't you?
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I... Don't know about this.
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You can do this, porky.
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Ddo we have to g-get so close?
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It's a spider. It's not
gonna jump on you.
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Aah! It's on my face!
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- Kill it!
- But it's on my face!
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Stab it!
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Get off me!
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Porky, you're panicking!
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There's a p-poisonous
spider on my face!
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Aaah!
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Aaah!
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Wwhat about my driving gloves?
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Really?
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This mailbox
was Tosh's destination.
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Did he make it? There's only
one way to find out:
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Dust for fingerprints.
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Right. Yes.
Dust for fingerprints.
252
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You know what,
we don't need fingerprints.
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Let's run some forensics.
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Right, forensics.
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Love forensics.
Big fan of forensics.
256
00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:42,850
Now that I think about it, all
we really need is a DNA sample.
257
00:11:42,884 --> 00:11:48,154
Right. One sample
of DNA coming up.
258
00:11:51,591 --> 00:11:53,926
You want to just crawl inside
and see if he's in there?
259
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,795
Ooh! Fun!
260
00:12:01,968 --> 00:12:03,903
Nope! No gopher.
261
00:12:03,937 --> 00:12:05,938
Ooh, but there's tons
of mail in here.
262
00:12:05,972 --> 00:12:08,174
Oh, really?
263
00:12:10,744 --> 00:12:13,813
Hmm. Not as roomy
as I thought it would be.
264
00:12:14,982 --> 00:12:17,150
Nnow what do we do?
265
00:12:18,552 --> 00:12:20,920
Hey, boy!
266
00:12:20,954 --> 00:12:22,955
You're a good guard dog, right?
267
00:12:24,591 --> 00:12:26,592
There's an intruder
in the house.
268
00:12:28,462 --> 00:12:29,929
You think you can get him?
269
00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:35,968
Good boy! Then go
in there and get him!
270
00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:46,980
Bye-bye.
271
00:12:49,117 --> 00:12:52,652
Wwell, it's getting late.
272
00:12:52,687 --> 00:12:56,657
It l-looks like you've got
e-everything under control.
273
00:12:56,691 --> 00:13:00,027
So, I-I'll just go now.
274
00:13:00,061 --> 00:13:03,196
I'll g-get my driving gloves
some other time!
275
00:13:13,222 --> 00:13:14,823
What do we know?
276
00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:17,359
We know climbing inside
a mailbox is against the law.
277
00:13:17,393 --> 00:13:18,727
What else?
278
00:13:18,761 --> 00:13:20,562
The fire department's not happy
279
00:13:20,596 --> 00:13:22,997
when they have to use the jaws of
life to pry you out of a mailbox.
280
00:13:23,031 --> 00:13:24,532
What else?
281
00:13:24,566 --> 00:13:26,301
The city says you have to pay
to replace the mailbox
282
00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:29,203
or do 1,100 hours
of community service.
283
00:13:29,238 --> 00:13:31,172
What else?
284
00:13:31,207 --> 00:13:34,009
Tosh has been missing for 28 minutes
and we still haven't found him.
285
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:35,344
Oh, right, the gopher.
286
00:13:35,378 --> 00:13:36,978
I totally forgot
about that whole situation.
287
00:13:37,013 --> 00:13:40,949
Well, I guess we're
back to square one.
288
00:13:40,983 --> 00:13:44,085
Or...
289
00:13:44,119 --> 00:13:47,388
Uhhuh, uh-huh, interesting...
290
00:13:47,423 --> 00:13:51,359
Maybe, could be... Ahh!
291
00:13:51,393 --> 00:13:53,428
I like where you're
going with this.
292
00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:55,363
I hadn't thought of that.
293
00:13:55,397 --> 00:13:58,066
You're good! What do you think?
294
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,434
I think this is just the break
we've been looking for.
295
00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:02,437
Yeah, I think we'll be able
to focus a lot better
296
00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:04,272
after we make some cookies.
297
00:14:07,376 --> 00:14:09,010
I just set out
the poisonous gas,
298
00:14:09,045 --> 00:14:10,379
so that'll take care
of your spider.
299
00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,380
Just don't go back inside
for 24 hours.
300
00:14:12,415 --> 00:14:13,981
You don't want to
breathe that stuff in.
301
00:14:14,016 --> 00:14:16,083
Oh, and thanks
for the driving gloves!
302
00:14:16,118 --> 00:14:17,652
Don't mention it.
303
00:14:20,088 --> 00:14:21,422
Hi, Mr. bunny.
304
00:14:21,456 --> 00:14:23,424
Hey, gossamer,
what's the matter?
305
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,459
My pet ran away.
306
00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:27,094
Aw, I'm sorry.
307
00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:28,361
His name's Webster.
308
00:14:28,396 --> 00:14:30,497
He looks like
an African sand spider,
309
00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:32,299
but he's actually harmless.
310
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:37,304
I really miss him. Can you please
let me know if you see him?
311
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,667
Gossamer!
312
00:15:08,936 --> 00:15:10,504
Look who I found.
313
00:15:10,538 --> 00:15:12,472
That's not Webster.
314
00:15:12,507 --> 00:15:14,408
There he is!
315
00:15:14,442 --> 00:15:18,112
Oh, I missed you
so much, buddy.
316
00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:25,452
I thought those cookies
would help us focus,
317
00:15:25,486 --> 00:15:28,488
but now I'm just really
full and tired
318
00:15:28,523 --> 00:15:30,090
and a little sick.
319
00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:32,425
Well, the gopher's been
gone an hour anyway.
320
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:34,160
I think we should
just assume the worst
321
00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:36,129
and get on with our lives.
322
00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:38,097
But how are we gonna break
the news to that poor gopher?
323
00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:40,399
I don't know. E-mail? Text?
324
00:15:40,434 --> 00:15:42,635
The beauty of today's
electronic devices
325
00:15:42,669 --> 00:15:47,273
is that they allow you to maintain a cool
distance when delivering upsetting news.
326
00:15:47,307 --> 00:15:52,144
Ah! Or maybe we don't have to
break the news after all.
327
00:15:52,179 --> 00:15:53,713
Come on!
328
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,517
Gotta keep that blood sugar up.
329
00:16:02,556 --> 00:16:05,592
Where are you, Tosh?
330
00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:07,528
Oh, wait. That's me.
331
00:16:07,562 --> 00:16:10,097
Where are you, Tosh?
332
00:16:10,132 --> 00:16:12,532
We found your friend!
333
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:14,768
Where is he?
334
00:16:16,638 --> 00:16:18,271
Tada!
335
00:16:21,242 --> 00:16:25,545
I guess this case is closed.
336
00:16:27,581 --> 00:16:29,416
Oh, Tosh!
337
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:31,985
Where were you?
338
00:16:32,019 --> 00:16:33,653
Why? Whatever do you mean?
339
00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:36,189
After I went to the mailbox,
I spent an hour in the park.
340
00:16:36,223 --> 00:16:38,558
I thought it would be good
to have a little time to myself,
341
00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:42,162
but the truth of the matter is,
I hated every second of it!
342
00:16:42,196 --> 00:16:44,230
Turns out, I didn't
want time to myself.
343
00:16:44,265 --> 00:16:46,532
I just want to be with you.
344
00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:47,733
Well, why didn't you tell me?
345
00:16:47,768 --> 00:16:49,201
You could have at least
left a note.
346
00:16:49,236 --> 00:16:50,669
But I did.
347
00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:53,439
I wrote it on that notepad
by the cash register.
348
00:16:57,576 --> 00:16:59,177
"Dear Mac,
I'm going to the park
349
00:16:59,211 --> 00:17:00,945
"to spend a little time alone.
350
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,213
"I'm sure I'll hate it.
Didn't want you to worry.
351
00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:05,749
Xoxoxo, Tosh."
352
00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:10,587
You know what, I should
go help bugs...
353
00:17:10,622 --> 00:17:12,590
Kill that spider.
354
00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:15,827
Spiders can be pretty tricky.
355
00:17:17,129 --> 00:17:18,530
What, are you nuts?
356
00:17:18,564 --> 00:17:21,633
Why were you handling
a poisonous spider?
357
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,603
You're lucky we didn't
have to amputate.
358
00:17:24,637 --> 00:17:26,305
Am I gonna be ok?
359
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:30,642
You'll be fine.
Just go home. Get some rest.
360
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:34,545
Oh. The exterminator said I
can't go home until tomorrow.
361
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:39,250
Well, you don't have to go
home, but you can't stay here.
362
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:41,185
Put this on twice a day.
363
00:17:41,219 --> 00:17:43,320
- What is it?
- Darvog.
364
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,255
It's an anti-inflammatory.
365
00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:46,623
Better than amputating!
366
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,631
How many hours
until we can go home?
367
00:17:54,665 --> 00:17:56,099
19.
368
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,169
Who's your friend?
369
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,004
I'm still deciding on a name.
370
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:04,640
Right now, it's between lieutenant
maximilian Von Lundergartner
371
00:18:04,675 --> 00:18:06,309
or Frank.
372
00:18:06,343 --> 00:18:08,310
Well, you can't go wrong
with either one,
373
00:18:08,345 --> 00:18:10,613
except for that first one.
374
00:18:10,647 --> 00:18:13,683
I'm starving!
What is taking so long?
375
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,685
Yeah, where's speedy?
376
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,654
Oh, I missed you so much!
377
00:18:17,688 --> 00:18:19,356
I missed you so much!
378
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,623
Well, I missed you more.
379
00:18:20,658 --> 00:18:23,327
Oh, don't be silly.
I missed you more.
380
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:33,271
All right, gopher!
Gimme my $5.00!
381
00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:35,840
I told you, I'm not a gopher!
382
00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,601
Standin' there
with a blade in your hand
383
00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:07,336
Yosemite Sam,
don't you understand?
384
00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:09,372
I'm your moostache
385
00:19:09,406 --> 00:19:12,642
don't shave your moostache
386
00:19:12,676 --> 00:19:15,211
been with you
since the day you were born
387
00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:17,646
all that time,
I've never been shorn
388
00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:20,349
what would you do
without your flavor saver
389
00:19:20,383 --> 00:19:22,885
puttin' aside
those crumbs for later?
390
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,587
very first time
that you kissed a girl
391
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:27,591
I tickled her nose
and I rocked her world
392
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,260
stuck with you
through thick and thin
393
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,663
shavin' me off
would be a sin
394
00:19:32,697 --> 00:19:34,064
moostache
395
00:19:34,099 --> 00:19:35,265
your face is my home
396
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,500
moostache
397
00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:37,668
I got my own comb
398
00:19:37,702 --> 00:19:39,236
moostache
399
00:19:39,271 --> 00:19:43,274
without me,
you would be so alone
400
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:48,613
do you remember that time we got
caught up in the snowstorm?
401
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,282
I was right there
for you, my friend
402
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,618
keepin' your top lip
so warm
403
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,287
I keep tears
off of your mouth
404
00:19:56,322 --> 00:19:58,624
bugs from flyin'
up your nose
405
00:19:58,658 --> 00:20:01,260
when you got punched
in the mouth
406
00:20:01,294 --> 00:20:05,630
I was cushioning the floor
407
00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:08,299
put that blade
back on the shelf
408
00:20:08,334 --> 00:20:10,302
you know I love you
more than anyone else
409
00:20:10,336 --> 00:20:13,305
if you feel some hair
just has to go
410
00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:15,740
weed-wack some of that
back hair, bro
411
00:20:15,775 --> 00:20:17,275
moostache
412
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:18,577
I'm your best friend
413
00:20:18,611 --> 00:20:19,744
moostache
414
00:20:19,779 --> 00:20:21,179
until the end
415
00:20:21,214 --> 00:20:25,684
moostache
416
00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:29,854
This shade's a little weird,
417
00:20:29,889 --> 00:20:32,057
but it's not bad.
418
00:20:34,294 --> 00:20:35,961
Aah!
419
00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:37,396
Another spider?
420
00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:39,198
No, it's just
after seeing that shade,
421
00:20:39,232 --> 00:20:41,567
it's really too weird.
422
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:46,167
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