Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,611 --> 00:00:05,969
Can I get a carrot cake?
2
00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,423
A whole cake?
3
00:00:07,543 --> 00:00:09,580
I'm having dinner
with Lola and her parents.
4
00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:11,447
So you're getting carrot cake?
5
00:00:11,567 --> 00:00:13,143
Isn't that a little cliche?
6
00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,252
Rabbits? Carrots?
7
00:00:15,639 --> 00:00:17,607
Man:
Here's your carrot cake.
8
00:00:19,271 --> 00:00:24,155
You know, on second thought, I think
I'll get a lemon meringue pie instead.
9
00:00:24,293 --> 00:00:27,265
Ooh. That sounds good.
Can I get a sample of that?
10
00:00:27,323 --> 00:00:29,249
I'm sorry.
We don't give samples.
11
00:00:29,393 --> 00:00:32,856
What? How do I know if I want
it if I can't sample it first?
12
00:00:32,937 --> 00:00:34,699
Come on.
Just give me a little taste.
13
00:00:34,796 --> 00:00:36,249
Here you go.
14
00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:37,692
What is the big deal?
15
00:00:37,713 --> 00:00:41,002
I'm talking about a teeny little taste.
No one would know.
16
00:00:41,003 --> 00:00:43,830
What do you think I'm gonna
shove my whole hand in it?
17
00:00:43,865 --> 00:00:47,052
You think I'm gonna rub my face in
it and ruin it for everyone else?
18
00:00:48,719 --> 00:00:50,390
Well, I wouldn't do that!
19
00:00:50,609 --> 00:00:55,044
I would take a teeny little taste
and then decide if I wanted it.
20
00:00:55,079 --> 00:00:56,480
Mmm.
21
00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:57,848
And I don't.
22
00:00:59,717 --> 00:01:03,020
You know what? I'll take
the carrot cake after all.
23
00:01:03,127 --> 00:01:08,955
Sync & corrections by honeybunny and jasonnguyen2606
www.addic7ed.com
24
00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,671
A WEB-DL synchronize and correction
by jasonnguyen2606
25
00:01:11,766 --> 00:01:14,719
The Looney Tunes Show - S02E02
You're Got Hate Mail
26
00:01:14,743 --> 00:01:18,758
Original Air Date:
October 9, 2012
27
00:01:28,544 --> 00:01:30,612
- What are you writing?
- Do you mind?
28
00:01:30,647 --> 00:01:33,614
And why do you smell
like a lemon meringue pie?
29
00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:36,106
When are you done?
I need attention!
30
00:01:36,158 --> 00:01:38,093
I said give me 5 minutes!
31
00:01:42,962 --> 00:01:45,230
- How do you work your TV?
Tina: Shh.
32
00:01:45,264 --> 00:01:47,399
Someone's in a mood.
33
00:01:52,073 --> 00:01:55,609
- Am I an apple or a pear-shape?
- Be quiet!
34
00:02:00,216 --> 00:02:03,817
- Pear.
- And... Done.
35
00:02:03,887 --> 00:02:06,594
- What were you writing?
- An email to my boss
36
00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:10,258
...telling him everything I can't stand about him,
why he's a complete idiot...
37
00:02:10,307 --> 00:02:13,175
...and how he's a terrible manager,
and I hope he gets fired.
38
00:02:13,295 --> 00:02:15,763
You sent that to your boss?
39
00:02:15,797 --> 00:02:19,093
No, I wrote it to my boss,
but I'm not gonna send it.
40
00:02:19,168 --> 00:02:20,670
I'm gonna delete it.
41
00:02:22,436 --> 00:02:23,603
Much better.
42
00:02:23,873 --> 00:02:27,067
I don't get it. I mean, why would you go
to all the trouble to spell words...
43
00:02:27,068 --> 00:02:29,094
...and put them in
sentences and then delete it?
44
00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:33,425
It's a way to release anger and vent
your feelings without any repercussions.
45
00:02:33,449 --> 00:02:34,849
I do it all the time.
46
00:02:34,892 --> 00:02:37,260
Believe me, I've deleted
plenty of emails to you.
47
00:02:37,419 --> 00:02:39,753
Come on.
Let's go to dinner.
48
00:02:41,122 --> 00:02:42,658
What? I'm a pear!
49
00:02:42,716 --> 00:02:45,541
The skirt draws the eye
to my trim waistline...
50
00:02:45,595 --> 00:02:48,830
...and away from my generous hip area.
51
00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:50,898
I'll give it back.
52
00:02:57,188 --> 00:03:00,490
Bugs, this carrot cake is delicious.
53
00:03:00,531 --> 00:03:02,566
You know what's delicious?
54
00:03:02,608 --> 00:03:04,809
Lemon meringue pie.
55
00:03:05,078 --> 00:03:07,479
Have you ever had
a lemon meringue pie?
56
00:03:07,514 --> 00:03:11,150
I haven't had a lemon meringue
pie in years.
57
00:03:11,184 --> 00:03:13,324
But let's not dwell
on what you don't have.
58
00:03:13,351 --> 00:03:15,488
Let's be thankful for what you do.
59
00:03:15,536 --> 00:03:19,273
To bugs!
And his second-rate dessert.
60
00:03:21,061 --> 00:03:24,363
I am so happy that Lola found you.
61
00:03:24,397 --> 00:03:27,566
No matter where I hide,
she always does.
62
00:03:27,601 --> 00:03:32,464
You know, when Lola was a little girl, her
only companion was an imaginary friend.
63
00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:36,005
She used to talk to her for hours.
What was her name?
64
00:03:36,157 --> 00:03:38,891
Lola, what was the name
of your imaginary friend?
65
00:03:38,945 --> 00:03:42,039
Well, if you're gonna be like that,
I'm not gonna invite you to dinner anymore.
66
00:03:42,078 --> 00:03:46,261
Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. I was just
having a conversation with Piper.
67
00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:49,253
Piper!
68
00:03:49,287 --> 00:03:51,965
So, Mr. Bunny.
69
00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,068
Walter.
70
00:03:54,259 --> 00:03:57,259
Walter.
That's quite a family photo.
71
00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,973
Isn't it fun?
We take one every year.
72
00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,648
Wow. Matching pajamas.
73
00:04:11,706 --> 00:04:13,406
I have a great idea.
74
00:04:13,477 --> 00:04:15,855
Bugs should be in
our family photo this year.
75
00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:18,452
- What a splendid idea!
- Wonderful.
76
00:04:18,651 --> 00:04:22,120
Oh, no. I couldn't.
It's just for family.
77
00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,961
Don't be silly.
You are family!
78
00:04:25,021 --> 00:04:27,641
Yeah. Besides,
Piper's in all of them.
79
00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:30,308
What do you say?
80
00:04:30,429 --> 00:04:32,921
Ehh...
81
00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:33,999
Ok.
82
00:04:34,061 --> 00:04:35,761
- No way.
- What?
83
00:04:35,812 --> 00:04:38,113
But you just said,
"Ehh, ok."
84
00:04:38,305 --> 00:04:39,367
I'll look stupid.
85
00:04:39,422 --> 00:04:41,406
First of all,
you could never look stupid.
86
00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,901
Second of all, this photo isn't
about looks, it's about family.
87
00:04:44,979 --> 00:04:49,349
And third of all, did that carrot cake
make your stomach feel a little weird?
88
00:04:51,139 --> 00:04:53,740
Do we really need to wear
matching outfits?
89
00:04:53,782 --> 00:04:55,249
That's what makes it fun!
90
00:04:56,231 --> 00:05:00,113
Please? I promise, I will never,
ever ask you for another favor.
91
00:05:00,223 --> 00:05:02,024
- Fine.
- Yay!
92
00:05:02,098 --> 00:05:05,105
Oh, quick favor. Can you drive Piper home?
She lives really close.
93
00:05:05,128 --> 00:05:07,629
Piper, you good back there,
you want to sit up front?
94
00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,967
She's good back there.
95
00:05:14,484 --> 00:05:17,854
- Whatcha writing?
- A hate-filled email.
96
00:05:18,186 --> 00:05:20,254
Sounds healthy.
97
00:05:34,350 --> 00:05:36,514
And...done!
98
00:05:36,581 --> 00:05:38,382
Finally sent your little email?
99
00:05:38,565 --> 00:05:40,021
Oho, I didn't send it.
100
00:05:40,117 --> 00:05:43,236
That's the beauty of this
little psychological exercise.
101
00:05:43,308 --> 00:05:47,900
I get to express all of my rage and
jealousy, bitterness, and disgust...
102
00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:50,552
...without a single
negative repercussion.
103
00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:53,898
- How so?
- Because instead of pressing "Send..."
104
00:05:53,968 --> 00:05:56,669
I simply press delete.
105
00:05:59,030 --> 00:06:00,764
Oh, no!
How do I get it back?
106
00:06:00,885 --> 00:06:04,254
Do something!
Get it back! Get it back!
107
00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:06,452
Relax.
Who'd you send it to?
108
00:06:06,514 --> 00:06:08,082
Who'd I send it to?
109
00:06:14,001 --> 00:06:15,352
I don't think that many people.
110
00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:19,877
You didn't send that to me, did you?
111
00:06:19,983 --> 00:06:21,861
What? No.
112
00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:24,266
What bad things could I say about you?
113
00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:25,918
I love you.
114
00:06:25,943 --> 00:06:29,466
So, if I checked my email right now,
there'd be nothing from you.
115
00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:31,644
Nope.
116
00:06:37,692 --> 00:06:39,259
Yah!
117
00:06:47,016 --> 00:06:48,328
Ha! Delete!
118
00:06:48,365 --> 00:06:50,433
I mean, see?
119
00:06:50,468 --> 00:06:53,971
There was no email!
120
00:06:54,209 --> 00:06:56,544
Uh...
121
00:06:59,053 --> 00:07:00,821
My tooth!
122
00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:05,286
What? It's not like you're
about to take a family photo.
123
00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:19,380
Oof. You really did
a number on this guy.
124
00:07:19,453 --> 00:07:22,663
But we'll put a cap on it.
You'll be good as new.
125
00:07:22,822 --> 00:07:26,492
What a relief. I have to be in my
girlfriend's family photo later today.
126
00:07:26,526 --> 00:07:28,327
Today?
You're kidding me.
127
00:07:28,361 --> 00:07:31,564
A tooth the size of yours?
It's a monster.
128
00:07:31,641 --> 00:07:33,909
It'll take a week at least.
129
00:07:35,402 --> 00:07:38,780
Maybe I could smile with
my mouth closed.
130
00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:41,027
Uh, that doesn't look so bad.
131
00:07:41,078 --> 00:07:43,667
By the way, I got your friend's email.
132
00:07:43,759 --> 00:07:46,605
He's a real yutz, between you and me.
133
00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,685
Did you read it?
It's very hostile.
134
00:07:49,765 --> 00:07:53,601
I don't like hostility
in a doctor's practice.
135
00:07:58,137 --> 00:07:59,438
Psst!
136
00:08:01,107 --> 00:08:02,909
What's with the sunglasses?
137
00:08:02,967 --> 00:08:05,163
I'm keeping a low profile.
138
00:08:06,296 --> 00:08:08,156
You've got some nerve.
139
00:08:08,211 --> 00:08:10,182
What?
Because of the email?
140
00:08:10,231 --> 00:08:13,320
Because I said you're not
a scary witch? You're not!
141
00:08:13,372 --> 00:08:16,743
I mean, what's the point of the big hat
and the green skin and that stupid wand...
142
00:08:16,777 --> 00:08:19,027
...if you're not gonna do
anything scary with them?
143
00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:24,160
You wanna see scary? I'll show you scary.
144
00:08:24,161 --> 00:08:25,811
You better watch who you talking to...
145
00:08:25,843 --> 00:08:28,983
- ...and I ain't playing!
- Aah!
146
00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:34,855
- More iced tea?
- Not too much ice.
147
00:08:34,895 --> 00:08:38,152
You're mad?
Why are you mad?
148
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:42,541
Because I said calling yourself
speedy sounds braggy? It does!
149
00:08:42,611 --> 00:08:44,711
I don't call myself handsome.
150
00:08:44,762 --> 00:08:48,596
You know what people
should call you? Jerk.
151
00:08:48,766 --> 00:08:50,988
Why is everyone so mad at you?
152
00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:52,862
I accidentally sent a mass email...
153
00:08:52,863 --> 00:08:55,575
...spelling out in great detail
how I feel about people.
154
00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:57,821
- Who else did you send it to?
- Everybody.
155
00:08:57,852 --> 00:08:59,922
Everyone
I've ever interacted with.
156
00:08:59,967 --> 00:09:03,468
Everyone who matters to me,
who I have a relationship with.
157
00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:06,411
Anyone who makes
any impression on me at all.
158
00:09:06,618 --> 00:09:08,553
So everybody.
159
00:09:08,587 --> 00:09:11,730
Every single person in my life.
160
00:09:11,824 --> 00:09:13,890
You didn't send it to me.
161
00:09:13,925 --> 00:09:15,726
Huh.
162
00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,261
Tina!
163
00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:22,143
Hold it right there!
164
00:09:24,635 --> 00:09:27,003
I got your little email.
165
00:09:27,037 --> 00:09:28,894
I read every word.
166
00:09:28,956 --> 00:09:32,492
And I gots just one thing
to say to you
167
00:09:32,643 --> 00:09:34,622
thank you, brother.
168
00:09:34,666 --> 00:09:36,200
You are so right.
169
00:09:36,335 --> 00:09:39,004
It was like you held a mirror up
to my soul.
170
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:41,551
It gave me the kick in
the pants I needed...
171
00:09:41,586 --> 00:09:43,920
...to finally make a change
for the better.
172
00:09:43,955 --> 00:09:46,427
Well, say good-bye to
the man you once knew...
173
00:09:46,488 --> 00:09:50,090
...because my transformation begins now.
174
00:09:50,227 --> 00:09:53,562
That was a mask?
175
00:09:53,596 --> 00:09:56,498
Huh. I wonder if Tina will have
a similar reaction.
176
00:09:59,235 --> 00:10:01,036
Mother.
177
00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,871
Hey, Bugs.
178
00:10:02,905 --> 00:10:05,196
Bugs: Oh, hey, Lola.
I'll be down in a minute.
179
00:10:05,316 --> 00:10:06,687
Oh, take your time.
180
00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:09,803
I'm just gonna lay out some fun
stuff for today's photo shoot.
181
00:10:09,946 --> 00:10:11,613
It's a Western theme.
182
00:10:11,648 --> 00:10:15,183
Piper and I were up all night
bedazzling matching denim jumpsuits.
183
00:10:15,217 --> 00:10:18,466
Well, they're not actual denim jumpsuits
'cause I couldn't find denim jumpsuits.
184
00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:21,622
So I took jeans
and sewed denim jackets to them.
185
00:10:21,891 --> 00:10:24,192
And--well, they're a little hard
to get in and out of...
186
00:10:24,227 --> 00:10:27,262
So, you know, once you have them
on, they're pretty much on.
187
00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:28,955
Oh, I'm so excited!
188
00:10:28,978 --> 00:10:31,300
This is gonna be the
best family photo ever.
189
00:10:31,335 --> 00:10:35,472
Oh!
What happened to your tooth?
190
00:10:35,506 --> 00:10:38,935
Oh, yeah. Daffy accidentally
chipped it with my phone.
191
00:10:38,959 --> 00:10:40,784
They can't fix it until next week.
192
00:10:40,945 --> 00:10:43,112
Oh, so is this what we're wearing?
193
00:10:43,147 --> 00:10:45,432
Huh? Oh, no.
194
00:10:45,469 --> 00:10:47,871
Mmm. No, no. Heh.
195
00:10:48,085 --> 00:10:51,011
No, we cancelled the photo.
We cancelled it.
196
00:10:51,087 --> 00:10:56,392
Um, this stuff was all here when I got
here, just lying out when I got here.
197
00:10:56,509 --> 00:10:57,876
Must be Daffy's.
198
00:10:58,028 --> 00:11:00,919
You cancelled the photo?
199
00:11:00,950 --> 00:11:04,734
You know, I just started thinking.
Family photos are dumb. You don't--
200
00:11:04,768 --> 00:11:07,604
you don't need a photo to know
who's in your family, right?
201
00:11:07,638 --> 00:11:10,006
You know already for your whole life.
202
00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:12,008
You know who your family is.
203
00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:14,421
It's because of my tooth, isn't it?
204
00:11:14,485 --> 00:11:18,270
What? No. Your tooth?
No. We're just...
205
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,717
...we're not taking a photo this year.
206
00:11:20,751 --> 00:11:21,985
So...
207
00:11:22,019 --> 00:11:25,322
You don't want me to be in the
photo because of my tooth.
208
00:11:25,356 --> 00:11:26,940
What?
Don't be ridiculous.
209
00:11:26,981 --> 00:11:32,027
I barely even noticed your broken,
gnarled, really jacked-up tooth.
210
00:11:32,163 --> 00:11:34,665
I'm gonna be in that photo.
211
00:11:34,699 --> 00:11:36,593
Oh, no, you're not.
212
00:11:36,694 --> 00:11:40,730
You don't even know where we're
taking it and you'll never find us.
213
00:11:42,331 --> 00:11:45,042
- Who are you calling? - Walter! Bugs.
214
00:11:45,987 --> 00:11:48,916
So looking forward
to the family photo.
215
00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:51,199
Where are we taking it again?
216
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,441
Oh, no, you're not.
217
00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:56,925
Bugs:
Oh, that's right, the dude ranch!
218
00:11:56,975 --> 00:11:59,510
See you there, partner.
219
00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:02,891
Walter:
Ah, partner.
220
00:12:02,925 --> 00:12:04,860
You are not gonna be in that photo!
221
00:12:04,894 --> 00:12:07,706
Oh, I'm gonna be in that photo!
222
00:12:07,774 --> 00:12:09,440
And not only am I gonna be in it...
223
00:12:09,505 --> 00:12:11,942
I'm gonna be smiling so big. All you'll see is--
224
00:12:11,973 --> 00:12:14,454
This broken, gnarled, jacked-up tooth!
225
00:12:16,742 --> 00:12:19,344
Good afternoon, neighbor!
226
00:12:20,313 --> 00:12:22,614
Sam?
227
00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:26,014
Could I get 100 copies?
228
00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:28,168
Reward for a lost wallet?
229
00:12:28,288 --> 00:12:30,022
The wallet is the reward.
230
00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:32,748
Can you ever forgive me?
231
00:12:32,789 --> 00:12:34,984
I don't know what I would do
if I ever lost you!
232
00:12:35,028 --> 00:12:36,562
I mean, I'm sure I'd date again.
233
00:12:36,597 --> 00:12:38,598
Who knows? Maybe I'd meet
somebody better.
234
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,266
What are you talking about?
235
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,067
The email.
236
00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:43,570
What email?
237
00:12:43,604 --> 00:12:46,239
You didn't get my email this morning?
238
00:12:46,274 --> 00:12:48,508
No, I've been here since 6:00.
239
00:12:48,543 --> 00:12:51,712
My boss doubled my shift.
I didn't even get a lunch break.
240
00:12:51,746 --> 00:12:54,248
My phone's dead.
I left my charger at home.
241
00:12:54,282 --> 00:12:56,526
And I'm still here another 3 hours.
242
00:12:56,579 --> 00:12:57,836
That's great!
243
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:03,181
I mean, uh, I'm so sorry
for you, my one true love.
244
00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,661
Mwah.
245
00:13:09,298 --> 00:13:10,993
Yes!
246
00:13:11,028 --> 00:13:12,428
Yes! Yes!
247
00:13:12,446 --> 00:13:14,419
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
248
00:13:14,474 --> 00:13:16,071
Oh, yeah!
249
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,368
Bugs! Twice in one day.
250
00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:26,492
To what do I owe the pleasure?
251
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:30,652
I need to borrow some cowboy
clothes for a photo I'm taking.
252
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:34,002
Photo? With your choppers
all jacked up?
253
00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,493
I'm kinda in a hurry.
254
00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:38,033
Oh, absolutely!
255
00:13:38,327 --> 00:13:41,095
There's more where that came from.
256
00:13:41,129 --> 00:13:43,292
I don't wear it anymore.
257
00:13:43,369 --> 00:13:45,838
Uh, thanks.
258
00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:49,204
Have a great rest of your day!
259
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,808
Explain
to me what we're doing here.
260
00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:57,212
I need you to help me break into
Tina's apartment and delete the email.
261
00:13:57,247 --> 00:13:59,934
You didn't think I was important
enough to send the email to...
262
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,043
...and now, you want my help?
263
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:03,537
You're on your own.
264
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,917
Porky, if you help me with this...
265
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:10,658
I promise, I will send you
a long, detailed email...
266
00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:13,662
...describing everything
I don't like about you.
267
00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:14,860
You promise?
268
00:14:14,907 --> 00:14:18,343
Porky, I am nothing
if not a man of principle.
269
00:14:18,394 --> 00:14:19,928
Now, let's break into this apartment.
270
00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:22,037
Aah!
271
00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:37,669
Where are Bugs and Lola?
272
00:14:39,055 --> 00:14:41,468
Get in the car! We're taking
the picture somewhere else!
273
00:14:41,594 --> 00:14:42,984
- Where's Bugs?
- What?
274
00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:45,394
Oh, he--he fell down a well.
275
00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:48,363
- What?
- Come on!
276
00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:51,567
Hey!
277
00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:53,702
Change of plans.
278
00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:57,973
Hyah! Come on!
279
00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:00,376
Aah!
280
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,587
Daffy:
It's asking me for a password.
281
00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:14,114
Who has a password on their computer?
What could her password be?
282
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,035
Hmm.
It's usually something personal.
283
00:15:17,106 --> 00:15:19,862
What's her mother's maiden name?
284
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,484
Mmm.
285
00:15:21,531 --> 00:15:23,266
Does she have a pet?
286
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,768
Hmm.
287
00:15:24,831 --> 00:15:26,766
Do you know her favorite color?
288
00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:28,405
Hmm.
289
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:31,170
- What city was she born in?
- Mmm.
290
00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:33,006
Do you know anything about her?
291
00:15:33,061 --> 00:15:34,310
Hmm...
292
00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:37,123
I think her name's Tina,
but I'm not 100%.
293
00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:38,928
So a lot of times,
I just call her buddy.
294
00:15:41,952 --> 00:15:43,953
Surprise!
295
00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:44,987
Buddy.
296
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:46,689
What are you doing here?
297
00:15:46,973 --> 00:15:50,112
I, uh--I know what a
hard day you've had...
298
00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:51,816
...so we came over to make you dinner.
299
00:15:51,855 --> 00:15:54,230
You know Porky's a caterer, right?
300
00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:57,400
This is weird.
301
00:15:57,692 --> 00:16:00,027
You're just tired from your day.
302
00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:01,270
Come with me.
303
00:16:01,304 --> 00:16:06,441
You take a hot bath.
We'll make you dinner.
304
00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:07,809
You have to make her dinner.
305
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,744
What am I supposed to make?
306
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:12,992
I don't know. You're the caterer.
I have to figure out her password.
307
00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:18,444
Darling? I hate to bother you
while you're soaking...
308
00:16:18,514 --> 00:16:20,754
...but what was
your mother's maiden name?
309
00:16:20,789 --> 00:16:22,647
Romano. Why?
310
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:26,994
Uh, I just wanted to write her a
thank-you note for giving birth to you.
311
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,041
Well, how come you want
her maiden name?
312
00:16:30,229 --> 00:16:34,668
Oh. Well, I didn't want your
father to open it by mistake...
313
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,304
...because I wanna send him
a separate thank-you note.
314
00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:38,768
Keep soaking!
315
00:16:38,807 --> 00:16:41,442
- There's no food in here!
- Get creative!
316
00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:44,512
Turn yourself into a hot dog,
if you have to!
317
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,281
Romano.
318
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:48,550
Bingo. I'm in.
319
00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:51,253
Here it is.
It's still unread.
320
00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:55,157
Michael? Who's Michael?
321
00:16:55,192 --> 00:16:58,995
"Dear Tina,
I can't wait to see you again.
322
00:16:59,029 --> 00:17:01,530
I miss you and love you"?
323
00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:03,799
What are you doing?
324
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:06,136
- Who's Michael?
- What?
325
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,905
Do not play dumb with me.
326
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,640
I read the email from Michael.
327
00:17:10,675 --> 00:17:13,611
Michael's my brother.
You met him?
328
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:17,081
Oh, right.
329
00:17:17,115 --> 00:17:19,228
- What's this?
- Don't look at that.
330
00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:21,371
Is this the email
you were talking about?
331
00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:22,353
I can't look!
332
00:17:22,387 --> 00:17:24,221
Man, this is long.
333
00:17:24,256 --> 00:17:27,191
Foghorn, Speedy...
334
00:17:27,225 --> 00:17:30,661
Whoa. You really laid
into those gophers.
335
00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:32,596
Oh. Here we go.
336
00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:35,570
"I know I've said
a lot of terrible things...
337
00:17:35,609 --> 00:17:38,076
"...about a lot of terrible people...
338
00:17:38,201 --> 00:17:41,743
...but I've saved the terriblest
for my girlfriend Tina."
339
00:17:43,704 --> 00:17:46,714
"I have known many deranged
people in my life...
340
00:17:46,784 --> 00:17:49,752
...but I've never encountered
the kind of profound...
341
00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:52,893
...mental instability
that she possesses."
342
00:17:52,979 --> 00:17:55,686
Tina Russo is a psychopath."
343
00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:57,321
It's worse than I thought.
344
00:17:57,355 --> 00:17:59,533
"She may have everyone else fooled...
345
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,291
...but I know the truth."
346
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:05,196
"Why else would the kindest,
most beautiful...
347
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:08,426
"...generous, and intelligent
woman in the world...
348
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,879
...go out with someone like me?"
349
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,415
- I love you.
- What?
350
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,097
You're not gonna kill me?
351
00:18:19,142 --> 00:18:21,019
Ehh. Call me crazy.
352
00:18:21,053 --> 00:18:23,084
Actually, I called you a psychopath.
353
00:18:23,178 --> 00:18:26,957
Now, where's my catered dinner?
354
00:18:31,196 --> 00:18:34,565
Bugs! You got out of the well!
355
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,770
- What?
- Oh, but your tooth is all jacked up!
356
00:18:38,804 --> 00:18:40,905
You're not getting in this photo!
357
00:18:40,939 --> 00:18:43,908
Oh, I'm getting in that photo!
358
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:08,260
I knew I'd get in that photo.
359
00:19:08,322 --> 00:19:10,841
And...send.
360
00:19:11,252 --> 00:19:12,904
Oh! I deleted it!
361
00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:15,273
Was that your apology email?
362
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:18,115
Nah. It was something
I promised I'd send to Porky.
363
00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:19,753
I bet he forgot all about it.
364
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:23,970
Besides,
365
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,438
I don't need to apologize to anyone.
366
00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:29,720
Ever heard of the expression
"Time heals all wounds"?
367
00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:31,889
Oh, hey, grandma.
368
00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:33,858
Oof.
369
00:19:34,726 --> 00:19:36,293
You'll be all right.
370
00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:38,261
Time will heal that.
371
00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:46,135
I loved this book.
372
00:19:46,169 --> 00:19:49,338
When Alex stood in front
of Rebecca's front door--
373
00:19:49,372 --> 00:19:52,074
Woman: Oh! And he didn't have
the courage to knock?
374
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,176
Oh! Heartbreaking.
375
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:58,549
I--I was sobbing.
Yosemite, what did you think of Alex?
376
00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:01,828
Excuse me for just a moment.
377
00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:09,092
- So good, really.
- I really loved it.
378
00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:13,564
You wanna know what I think of Alex?
379
00:20:13,599 --> 00:20:15,099
Well, I...
380
00:20:15,469 --> 00:20:17,403
...think he's pathetic!
381
00:20:17,437 --> 00:20:19,739
I mean, that's your protagonist?
382
00:20:19,774 --> 00:20:22,039
There's no arc to that character!
383
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,125
What obstacle did he overcome?
384
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:26,223
What was his emotional journey?
385
00:20:26,319 --> 00:20:29,522
In fact, the only thing
that's more pathetic than Alex...
386
00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:32,648
...is this book club!
Now, get out!
387
00:20:32,754 --> 00:20:36,089
Get! Get!
And don't forget your books!
388
00:20:36,123 --> 00:20:38,959
Yosemite Sam is back!
389
00:20:38,993 --> 00:20:41,528
Yee-haw!
390
00:20:41,596 --> 00:20:46,352
391
00:20:46,438 --> 00:20:49,555
A WEB-DL synchronize and correction
by jasonnguyen2606
392
00:21:13,969 --> 00:21:16,945
Hey, Piper. There you are.
I been looking all over for you.
393
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,664
You're crazy
394
00:21:18,714 --> 00:21:23,264
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
29107
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
