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Okay, everybody. I want to introduce
the rest of the workout team.
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This is Tracy and Jessie.
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Alright, we're gonna start
you off with a light jog.
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Just jog in place...
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You wanna really warm up those legs.
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Get 'em ready for what's to come.
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Wanna see a movie with me and Porky?
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Can't.
I'm doing my workout.
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And now, let's do some jumping Jacks.
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You're gonna want to keep your
core tight and your arms straight.
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Will you get me a water?
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No.
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[Sputters]
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Ooh?
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Will you get me a water?
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[Groans]
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And now, let's go
with some squat thrusts.
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You know it's dangerous to work out
without being properly hydrated.
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You're gonna feel this
in your glutes.
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We're really gonna blast
those glutes later.
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[Cracking]
Ohh! My glutes! Ahh. Ooh.
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[Groaning] They're really locked up.
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The Looney Tunes Show - S02E01
Bobcats on Three
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Original Air Date:
October 2, 2012
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[Doorbell rings]
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Hi, Mr. Duck.
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I told you, you don't
have to call me Mr. Duck.
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It's Dr. Duck.
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Sorry. Um...
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We wanna ask you something.
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Yes, you can have my autograph.
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Ok.
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Also, we were wondering if you would
be the coach for our water polo team.
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Coach! That's a title
I've never had,
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...or even lied about having.
What does it pay?
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Oh. I don't think you get any money.
It's just for fun.
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Fun? Let me tell
you kids something.
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If I'm your coach,
you're not gonna have any fun,
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but what you are gonna have is
discipline, conditioning, and wins.
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Ok, fine.
We'll have a little fun.
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Yay!
Thanks, Dr. Duck.
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It's coach...
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Dr. Duck.
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What did they say I'm coaching?
Water polo?
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What the heck is water polo?
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Hey, Pork.
Ready to go?
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Porky:
Give me a few minutes.
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What's all this?
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I had a catering job this morning.
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How did it go?
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Oh, not so good.
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They barely ate anything.
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I don't think they liked my cooking.
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What? Let me try.
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[Grunts]
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You don't like it.
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No. It's fine.
A little bland, maybe.
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Let me try this guy.
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[Gags] Oh, Porky.
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Where are you getting your recipes?
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All these cookbooks I bought.
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Bugs:
Hmm.
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What's this?
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Porky:
Those are my grandmother's old recipes.
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I remember loving her food.
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"Flaky, creamy chicken casserole"?
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"Savory cheddar bread"?
"Butter pie"?
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These sound delicious.
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Why ain't you making any of these?
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I don't know.
They don't sound very healthy.
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Porky, you're a caterer.
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You just need them to taste good.
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Hmm. All right.
I'll do it.
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We should get going.
The movie's gonna start soon.
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Do you have a mint, or some gum?
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That last one--ooh.
Not good.
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[Bell rings]
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[Whistle blows]
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Ok, Bobcats.
Gather 'round.
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Take a knee.
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Let's see what we've got here.
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One boy...Two girls...
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And a monster.
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No obvious athletes,
none of you attractive.
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- What's your name?
- Emily.
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Emily?
I'm never gonna remember that.
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- What about you?
- Andrew.
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Yeah.
These names are impossible.
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You know what?
I'm just gonna call everyone Jennifer.
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Now, Jennifer, any preexisting injuries
I should know about?
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- No.
- I get stomachaches.
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- Not really.
- What does preexisting mean?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jennifers,
I was talking to Jennifer.
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Which Jennifer?
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Ok. I'm obviously gonna have
to dumb it down for you guys.
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So you're Jennifer one.
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You're Jennifer--
Wait, no.
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You're Jennifer one,
you're Jennifer two,
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you're Jennifer three,
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and you're--
I was gonna say Jennifer four...
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...but you don't look like
a Jennifer four...
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...so you're gonna be Jennifer three...
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...and you're gonna be...
Emily.
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But that's my actual name.
Won't that be confusing?
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Now, let's get in the pool.
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[Neighing]
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Everyone, pick a horse!
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Um, coach?
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There aren't horses in water polo.
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Huh. I have a feeling
it's gonna be harder...
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...to get them out of the pool
than it was to get them in it.
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Mmm. Porky, this is delicious.
What's in this?
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[Stammering]
Butter, sugar, cinnamon...
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Mmm. So good.
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Mmm. Ah.
This is even better.
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What's in this one?
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That's got butter,
sausage, heavy cream...
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Bugs: Mm. No, this one's my favorite.
What's this one?
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That's not one.
That's a stick of butter.
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Hmm.
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[Grunting]
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[Whistle blows]
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Mmm. What smells so good?
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Porky's trying out
his grandmother's recipes.
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You gotta try some.
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Can't. Swimsuit season.
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By the way, Bugs, from now on, I'm
holding water polo practice in our pool.
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- Why?
- The other pool had to be drained and resurfaced.
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Apparently, horses are land animals.
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Porky:
You're coaching water polo?
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But I didn't think
you knew how to swim.
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I don't. Name reason why I,
as those children's coach...
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...would need to know how to swim.
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What if one of them gets into trouble...
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...and you need to jump in and save them?
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What if! What if an
asteroid hits the earth?
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What if robots take all our jobs?
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You can't live by "what if," Porky.
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[Laughter] That's my team now.
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[Grunting]
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Mmm.
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I can't stop eating this stuff.
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And now, all I need is
a party to cater.
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Why don't I have a party?
You can cater that.
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- Really?
- Why not?
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You get a job, I get to eat
your delicious food.
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Thanks, Bugs.
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Maybe one more.
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[Laughter] [Whistle blows]
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Bring it in, everybody.
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Take a knee.
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[All inhale]
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[Gasps]
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Get 'em back up!
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[All cough]
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All right, all right, calm down.
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You're a team now...
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...so you gotta start acting like a team.
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You gotta be aware of each
other in that pool. Got it?
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I don't want you to listen
I want you to hear.
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I don't want you to look
I want you to see.
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Now, look at me and listen up.
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Jennifer three,
you're gonna be our captain.
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- I'm Jennifer three.
- I'm Jennifer one.
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You know what?
We've got too many Jennifers.
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New nicknames.
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You're glasses, you're freckles,
and you're big teeth.
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What's my nickname?
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Hmm. I say
we stick with Emily.
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It suits you.
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All right.
Start playing.
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- But we don't have a ball.
- You need a ball?
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Daffy:
Taz, give me your ball.
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[Grunts and pants]
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See what's happening?
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He's listening, but not hearing.
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- [Panting]
- Dumb dog
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[Growls]
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Oh! My glutes!
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Where are you from, again?
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[Stammering]
Buttered scallop potato puff?
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Mmm. Oh, guys.
Do yourself a favor.
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They melt in your mouth.
I can't stop eating them.
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Mmm!
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Mmm. Butter
and molasses fritters.
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I haven't had one
since I was a little girl!
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You gotta try these cheddar cheese
dumplings with creamy gravy.
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Mmm! [Gasps]
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Are those butter
and molasses fritters?
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When did he make those?
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Buh-buh-buh!
What are you doing?
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Eating.
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Do you know how much butter
there is in this stuff?
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You are in training!
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What do you think you're doing?
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My son had a healthy lunch,
and because I'm his mama...
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...I told him he could have dessert.
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Well, I'm his coach...
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...which means for the rest of
the season, I'm his mama.
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And his papa, his friend, his teacher.
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I'm everything to this kid,
and if you don't like it...
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...then you shouldn't have
entrusted him in my care.
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I didn't. I specifically told
Gossamer to stay away from you.
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When are you going to listen to me?
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What did I tell you
about these recipes, huh?
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You were right. The Gophers asked me
to cater for them tomorrow night.
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[Spits]
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Tomorrow night?
What am I gonna eat tomorrow night?
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There's a ton of food here.
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I'm sure there will be leftovers.
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Are you kidding?
Look around!
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There's going to be nothing left!
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You tell those Gophers
you're busy tomorrow night.
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- With what?
- My party.
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You just had a party.
You're still having it.
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Tomorrow night, 8:00.
And bring the butter pie.
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Men, this is your first game.
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You're probably scared.
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You feel like you're gonna lose...
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...maybe even get humiliated out there.
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Well, I know exactly how you feel.
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You see, years ago,
I was a small-time boxer...
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...living in a tiny apartment
in Philadelphia.
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Out of the blue,
the heavyweight champion of the world...
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...gave me a shot at the title.
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He knew I didn't stand a chance...
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...but he liked my nickname--
the Italian Stallion.
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One day, I met this very shy girl
named Adrian at a pet store...
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...and we fell in love.
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Her brother Pauly got me a job
at his meat packing plant...
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...where I would beat on the
carcasses hanging in the freezer.
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For nutrition, I ate raw eggs...
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...and for speed, my trainer
made me chase chickens.
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Now, I know what you're all wondering.
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Did I defeat the heavyweight
champion of the world?
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No.
But I went the distance.
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And you know what that proved?
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That I wasn't just another bum
from the neighborhood.
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Wasn't that a movie?
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You know, I think
they did make a movie out of it.
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That's how incredible my story is.
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Ooh, remind me to tell you about the time
I was swept away in a tornado...
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...and ended up in a magical land...
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...with nothing but my little dog
Toto and my ruby red slippers.
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But right now,
we've got a game to win!
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- On 3!
- 1, 2, 3!
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- Bobcats!
- Rocky!
250
00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:34,886
Bobcats.
251
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,099
[Door shuts]
252
00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:44,372
[Grunts]
253
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:45,770
[Grunts]
254
00:11:45,804 --> 00:11:48,305
[Grunting]
255
00:11:52,741 --> 00:11:53,608
[Inhales]
256
00:11:53,702 --> 00:11:55,570
[Sighs]
257
00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:01,563
Are you mad at us because we lost?
258
00:12:02,075 --> 00:12:05,344
I'm not mad at you.
I'm mad at myself.
259
00:12:05,387 --> 00:12:07,722
I'm your coach, your leader.
260
00:12:07,778 --> 00:12:09,182
I should have done more.
261
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,494
I should have learned
the rules of the game...
262
00:12:11,525 --> 00:12:14,845
...or at least looked up the definition
of water polo in the dictionary.
263
00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:16,389
But I didn't do any of that.
264
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,406
So a lot of today's loss is on me.
265
00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:21,018
But most of it's on glasses...
266
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,542
...since she's our goalie,
and they scored 48 points on her.
267
00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:25,392
So, glasses, you're out.
268
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,384
Freckles, you're the new goalie.
269
00:12:27,527 --> 00:12:29,929
Well, we'll get 'em next week.
270
00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:31,926
Go, bobcats!
271
00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:33,922
Uh-oh.
272
00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:37,196
Look, rabbit, I can't go to
any more of your parties.
273
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,040
That'll be 5 this week.
274
00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:41,706
Please, I gotta have a party tonight!
275
00:12:41,826 --> 00:12:44,400
Porky's making
buttered sausage biscuits!
276
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:46,498
There's too much butter in that food.
277
00:12:46,585 --> 00:12:48,286
It's flat-out unhealthy.
278
00:12:48,408 --> 00:12:49,896
Invite someone else!
279
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,854
I tried.
No one will come!
280
00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:54,589
You ought to lay off
that kind of food yourself.
281
00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:57,756
You don't look so good.
282
00:12:57,971 --> 00:13:01,073
[Cell phone rings]
283
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,569
[Beeps]
What's up, doc?
284
00:13:02,627 --> 00:13:03,423
Oh, hey.
285
00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:07,650
I was just calling to see
if you're really having another party tonight.
286
00:13:07,684 --> 00:13:08,829
You better believe it.
287
00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:11,352
Ok. How many guests will there be?
288
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,981
Meh, why don't you make enough for 30?
289
00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:16,673
You know what?
40, just to be safe.
290
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,064
[Beeps]
291
00:13:18,141 --> 00:13:20,412
[Buzzer] [Door shuts]
292
00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:21,875
Well, that was a bloodbath.
293
00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:23,370
Freckles, you're out.
294
00:13:23,396 --> 00:13:25,313
Big teeth, you're our new goalie.
295
00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:26,993
Bobcat pride!
296
00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:28,728
[Doorbell rings]
297
00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:34,025
I brought extra buttered sausage
biscuits, like you told me.
298
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,927
Uh, who are all these people?
299
00:13:36,962 --> 00:13:40,396
Oh, these are just
some of my dear friends.
300
00:13:40,497 --> 00:13:42,372
- Uh...
- Don.
301
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:46,958
Don! Of course.
Don and I go way back.
302
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:48,993
How do you know each other?
303
00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:52,375
We don't.
He paid me $5.00 to come here.
304
00:13:53,255 --> 00:13:55,302
[Laughs] Good one, Dan.
305
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,875
- It's Don.
- Don.
306
00:13:57,489 --> 00:13:59,453
You gonna eat that?
307
00:14:06,064 --> 00:14:07,602
[Buzzer]
308
00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:10,872
Big teeth, we're only at halftime...
309
00:14:10,906 --> 00:14:12,973
...but I can see where this is going.
310
00:14:13,008 --> 00:14:14,237
[Sighs]
311
00:14:14,589 --> 00:14:16,060
Maybe we should just forfeit.
312
00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:18,463
Why don't we just have
Gossamer be the goalie?
313
00:14:18,536 --> 00:14:20,603
Who's Gossamer?
314
00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:22,972
You mean Emily?
Emily can't be goalie.
315
00:14:23,027 --> 00:14:24,855
He's too big.
He'll block the whole goal--
316
00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:26,685
[Gasps]
317
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,283
Come on, guys!
318
00:14:28,322 --> 00:14:31,876
Help me get this tiny red cap
over that giant orange head!
319
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,539
[All grunting]
320
00:14:35,425 --> 00:14:38,393
[Buzzer]
[All shouting at once]
321
00:14:54,608 --> 00:14:56,476
[Buzzer]
322
00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:58,241
We won again!
323
00:14:58,311 --> 00:15:01,246
One more victory and
the Bobcats are state champions!
324
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,779
Bugs: Oh, that's great.
We should have a party to celebrate.
325
00:15:04,823 --> 00:15:06,420
[Floorboard creaks]
326
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,694
What?
327
00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:14,905
You look different.
You get a haircut?
328
00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:15,965
No.
329
00:15:16,797 --> 00:15:19,698
Are those new gloves?
330
00:15:20,847 --> 00:15:22,140
No.
331
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:26,120
Huh.
There's something different.
332
00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:32,875
You sure you didn't get a haircut?
333
00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:38,216
Hmm. I'll figure it out.
334
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:47,259
[Pounding]
335
00:15:52,693 --> 00:15:54,343
You know,
if Daffy's team wins...
336
00:15:54,377 --> 00:15:57,291
- [All grunting]
- We should celebrate. Have a party at my place tonight.
337
00:15:57,334 --> 00:16:00,462
[Stammering] Uh, Bugs, I don't think
I should be your caterer anymore.
338
00:16:00,507 --> 00:16:03,008
- What?
- Those recipes aren't healthy.
339
00:16:03,106 --> 00:16:05,724
No one's supposed
to eat that much butter.
340
00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:08,277
Ah, come on.
What's the big deal?
341
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,141
[Metal creaks]
342
00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:14,300
I think you're the big deal.
343
00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:18,089
This is it. I've never been a champion
but I'm about to be...
344
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:20,334
...because we've got this one in the bag!
345
00:16:20,369 --> 00:16:22,637
The trophy's so close, I can taste it!
346
00:16:22,828 --> 00:16:25,797
And believe me,
I will be licking that trophy.
347
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:30,180
Now, remember, Bobcats,
we want to be gracious winners.
348
00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:33,618
So after the game,
when you're belittling those losers...
349
00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:37,242
...as they get on their bus to
go back to their loser lives...
350
00:16:37,274 --> 00:16:38,938
...let's be classy about it.
351
00:16:39,028 --> 00:16:40,930
On 3! 1, 2--
352
00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:42,043
Where's gossamer?
353
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,019
[Gasps]
354
00:16:43,057 --> 00:16:46,019
Just so I'm clear,
Gossamer's Emily, right?
355
00:16:46,728 --> 00:16:48,326
Gossamer!
356
00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:50,351
Gossamer!
357
00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:53,920
The game's about to start!
What are you doing in here?
358
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:54,832
[Sighs]
359
00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:57,294
I don't think
I wanna be goalie anymore.
360
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,724
What are you talking about?
361
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,725
You're our most valuable player!
362
00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:03,616
But I don't play!
I don't do anything.
363
00:17:03,678 --> 00:17:05,313
I just stand there like a loser.
364
00:17:05,347 --> 00:17:07,238
The only reason I'm valuable...
365
00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:10,137
...is because I'm a giant monster
and I take up space.
366
00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:12,028
And for once, that's a good thing!
367
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,464
Don't you wanna win?
368
00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:16,673
Not like this.
It feels like cheating.
369
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,087
And cheating hurts.
Literally.
370
00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:21,853
I'm sick of all those balls
hitting me in the face.
371
00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:26,273
You do realize if you're not our goalie,
we'll lose.
372
00:17:26,425 --> 00:17:28,761
I don't wanna let you down, coach...
373
00:17:28,795 --> 00:17:31,324
...but I think I'd rather lose
and feel like a winner...
374
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:34,211
...than win and feel like a loser.
375
00:17:35,668 --> 00:17:39,871
I was really looking forward
to licking that trophy.
376
00:17:42,237 --> 00:17:44,808
You're a good kid.
377
00:17:44,842 --> 00:17:47,477
You're a good coach.
378
00:17:47,511 --> 00:17:50,682
Come on.
Who are you kidding?
379
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,479
I do look good in a swimsuit, though.
380
00:17:54,661 --> 00:17:55,754
[Buzzer]
381
00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:59,029
Falcons!
Falcons! Falcons!
382
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:00,533
[Cheering]
383
00:18:00,597 --> 00:18:02,565
- Sorry we lost, coach.
- Yeah, sorry.
384
00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:06,140
Don't be. Seeing you kids
have fun out there...
385
00:18:06,189 --> 00:18:08,931
...despite what the scoreboard says
taught me a lesson...
386
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,272
...that I'll carry
with me for the rest of my life.
387
00:18:12,321 --> 00:18:15,024
Water polo is stupid.
388
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,127
I mean, outside of these dummies
who are probably your parents.
389
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,104
No one really cares about this sport.
390
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,055
It'd be one thing if this had
been football or basketball
391
00:18:23,095 --> 00:18:25,719
...or even baseball, but it's not.
392
00:18:25,761 --> 00:18:27,805
It's only water polo!
393
00:18:27,927 --> 00:18:30,929
So go out there
with your heads held high...
394
00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:34,897
...because no one cares about water polo!
395
00:18:34,994 --> 00:18:36,390
Bobcats on 3.
396
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:39,225
- Bobcats! Bobcats!
- Wait! What are you doing?
397
00:18:39,256 --> 00:18:42,792
I don't know how to swim! Aah!
398
00:18:43,509 --> 00:18:47,079
He can't swim!
399
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,907
[Crashes]
400
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,242
[Pounding]
401
00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:11,099
[Strained] Thanks, Bugs.
402
00:19:11,204 --> 00:19:13,271
You gotta learn to swim.
403
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:17,399
Wait a second.
I know what's different about you!
404
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,228
You're 10 times bigger
than you used to be!
405
00:19:31,322 --> 00:19:33,656
[Beeps]
406
00:19:34,736 --> 00:19:35,674
[Acoustic guitar music plays]
407
00:19:35,713 --> 00:19:38,580
You seem detached today
408
00:19:38,614 --> 00:19:42,082
When I look at you, you look away
409
00:19:42,121 --> 00:19:48,206
What is it
you want me to say?
410
00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:51,158
This is just like a bad dream
411
00:19:51,255 --> 00:19:53,974
I give you love,
but you act so mean
412
00:19:53,997 --> 00:19:59,754
It's like you've drifted
far away from me
413
00:19:59,789 --> 00:20:02,992
Laser beam
414
00:20:03,055 --> 00:20:05,984
Why have you forsaken me?
415
00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:09,050
Laser beam
416
00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:12,222
I feel you pulling away from me
417
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:18,878
All the times that we've had
together are now vaporized
418
00:20:18,912 --> 00:20:21,838
All the things we've
destroyed together are gone
419
00:20:21,877 --> 00:20:25,244
Like the tears flowing from my eyes
420
00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:28,118
Remember that night in quadrant 9
421
00:20:28,173 --> 00:20:31,657
When we blew up a class two
omega sequence star?
422
00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:34,401
We gave each other pedicures
and talked all night
423
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,965
And ate peanut butter from the jar
424
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:43,765
I've never felt closer
to anyone in my life
425
00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:47,435
And now, you're sitting there
and you refuse to power on
426
00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:50,692
And it cuts me like a knife
427
00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:56,862
I can't believe
you won't power on anymore
428
00:20:56,867 --> 00:21:00,636
It's not like I can run out
and buy another laser
429
00:21:00,653 --> 00:21:03,688
At the laser store
430
00:21:03,786 --> 00:21:06,109
Laser beam
431
00:21:06,149 --> 00:21:10,063
I guess this is our last mission
432
00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:13,213
Laser beam
433
00:21:13,259 --> 00:21:17,754
I will miss your nuclear fission
434
00:21:17,949 --> 00:21:21,386
I guess this is good-bye
435
00:21:21,457 --> 00:21:24,506
Someday, I'll have to try
436
00:21:24,712 --> 00:21:31,061
To bring myself to forgive you
437
00:21:32,768 --> 00:21:35,924
[Gasps] Oh. Or I could just plug you in.
438
00:21:35,972 --> 00:21:37,760
[Chuckles] Common mistake.
439
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,032
Hi-yo!
440
00:21:46,428 --> 00:21:48,692
Aren't you gonna have
some butter pie, Mr. Bunny?
441
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:52,656
I think I'm gonna stick
with carrots for a while.
442
00:21:53,872 --> 00:21:56,207
[Grunting]
443
00:21:57,893 --> 00:22:00,107
What? Swimsuit season's over.
444
00:22:00,183 --> 00:22:03,349
445
00:22:06,047 --> 00:22:09,086
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