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ANIMATION 16 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,754 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 17 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:34,827 - OH, DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A BUSINESS CARD IN THE BOWL. 18 00:01:34,829 --> 00:01:37,629 YOU COULD WIN A ROMANTIC EVENING FOR TWO. 19 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:38,931 - [GIGGLES] 20 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:43,302 RIGHT THIS WAY. 21 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,049 - WE'D LIKE A TABLE FOR TWO. 22 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:59,284 - GREAT. I'D LIKE A PAIR OF SOLID GOLD PANTS, 23 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,019 BUT I'M NOT BUGGING YOU ABOUT IT. 24 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,859 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 25 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:15,033 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 26 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,903 [RING] 27 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,272 [RING] - PHONE! 28 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,141 - KINDA GOT MY HANDS FULL. 29 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:23,375 - SO DO I. 30 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,644 - WHOA! 31 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:28,647 [RING] 32 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:29,915 [RING] 33 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:33,285 - OOH! AHH! 34 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,686 [RING] 35 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,589 - I GUESS I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE. 36 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,191 GO. - [INDISTINCT] 37 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:42,294 - THIS IS DAFFY DUCK. - [INDISTINCT] 38 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,730 - WHAT? I WON?! 39 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:47,065 A ROMANTIC EVENING FOR TWO? 40 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:50,135 SEVEN COURSE MEAL? DANCING? 41 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,737 A LIMOUSINE?! 42 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:54,273 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY LUCK! 43 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,774 HOW'S THE WIZARD BUSINESS? 44 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:59,511 GREAT! LOTS OF MAGIC, SPELLS, YOU KNOW, THINGS LIKE THAT. 45 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,648 SEE YA FRIDAY NIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING FRIDAY NIGHT? 46 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:05,184 - NOTHING. - WELL, YOU ARE NOW. 47 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:07,686 FRIDAY NIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GET DRESSED TO THE NINES, 48 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:11,657 GET PICKED UP IN A LIMO, AND HAVE A FABULOUS ROMANTIC DINNER. 49 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:15,227 - DAFFY, WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED IS A DATE. 50 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,262 I'M NOT GOING ON A DATE WITH YOU. 51 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:20,933 - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I DIDN'T THINK OF IT THAT WAY. 52 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:23,101 [DIALING] 53 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:26,505 - HEY, PORKY. WANT TO GO ON A ROMANTIC DATE FRIDAY NIGHT? 54 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,106 - [STAMMERING] I'D LOVE TO! 55 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:30,042 - NO, YOU IDIOT! ASK A WOMAN! 56 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:32,377 - I'M SO EXCITED. I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED. 57 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,779 I'VE GOT-- 58 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:37,349 - ASK A WOMAN? BUT I HAVE HORRIBLE LUCK WITH WOMEN! 59 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:40,052 - HMM. THE LOBSTER LOOKS GOOD. 60 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:43,055 - WE'LL SPLIT A SALAD, AND KEEP THE BREAD COMING. 61 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:45,757 - DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY? 62 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:49,027 - NO WOMAN SHOULD BE JUDGED ON HER LOOKS. 63 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:52,864 BUT IF I HAD TO, I'D SAY YOU'RE ABOUT A 4 1/2. 64 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:56,401 - I'M HAVING A REALLY NICE TIME. 65 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,470 - YOU HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE. 66 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:05,244 OOH, WAIT. THAT'S A PART OF YOUR FACE. 67 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:07,946 I JUST CAN'T FIGURE WOMEN OUT. 68 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:11,116 - WELL, MAYBE YOU NEED TO TALK TO ONE AND GET A WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE. 69 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:14,086 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! HOW ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOLA? 70 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:17,089 - LOLA IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. AND SHE'S CRAZY. 71 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:20,292 - ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY. CALL HER FOR ME. HOOK IT UP. 72 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,294 - NO. I DON'T WANT TO CALL HER. 73 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:23,695 - COME ON, HOOK IT UP. 74 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:27,165 - I'M NOT HOOKING IT UP. AND WHO SAYS HOOK IT UP? 75 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,600 - I DO. I SAY HOOK IT UP. 76 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,570 HOOK IT UP. PLEASE. IT'S ONE QUICK PHONE CALL. 77 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,071 I'M BEGGING YOU. 78 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,707 HOOK. IT. UP. 79 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:39,311 [DIALING] 80 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,046 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 81 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,482 - HI, BUGS. - HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME? 82 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,350 - OH, I ANSWER EVERY CALL LIKE THIS. 83 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,853 JUST IN CASE IT'S YOU. SORRY! 84 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,622 - NO, IT'S OK. IT'S JUST A WEIRD WAY TO ANSWER THE-- 85 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,357 - NO, NO, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. 86 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:53,792 I ALMOST HIT AN OIL TRUCK. 87 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,161 - OH. WELL, MAYBE I'LL CALL YOU AT A BETTER TIME. 88 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,930 - THIS IS A BETTER TIME. THIS IS A PERFECT TIME. 89 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:03,201 ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS A PERFECT, BETTER TIME. 90 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,970 WHOA! GO ON. 91 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,606 - WELL, MY FRIEND DAFFY NEEDS SOME DATING ADVICE, 92 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,074 AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD TALK TO HIM. 93 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,376 - ARE YOU SERIOUS?! - WELL, IF YOU'D RATHER NOT... 94 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:13,912 - NO, NOT YOU. I'M SORRY, I ALMOST HIT ANOTHER OIL TRUCK. 95 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,114 DRIVING IS HARD. SO YOU WANT ME TO HELP DAFFY? 96 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,149 - YES. 97 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,051 - WOULD THAT BE A NICE THING FOR ME TO DO? 98 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,385 - YES. 99 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:22,020 - AND YOU LIKE NICE PEOPLE? - YES. 100 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,856 - SO IF I HELP DAFFY, YOU'LL LIKE ME? 101 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:28,327 - UH, I GUESS. - THEN I'LL DO IT! 102 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,429 - GREAT, THANKS. - UH-OH. 103 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,030 - WHAT? YOU WON'T DO IT? 104 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,032 - NO, THAT TIME I DID HIT AN OIL TRUCK. 105 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,267 I HAVE TO GO. BYE! 106 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,269 [EXPLOSION] 107 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:49,614 - BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE A SUCCESSFUL DATE, 108 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:52,351 YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN. 109 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,653 SO I'VE WRITTEN YOU A SCRIPT FILLED WITH THINGS 110 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:56,788 THAT EVERY WOMAN WILL WANT TO HEAR ON A DATE. 111 00:05:56,790 --> 00:06:00,392 IF YOU SAY THESE THINGS, I GUARANTEE THAT ANY WOMAN 112 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:03,328 WILL IMMEDIATELY FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 113 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,629 - REALLY? 114 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,064 - JUST SAY THOSE WORDS. 115 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,200 - "YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 116 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:11,269 "YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF GRACE, STYLE AND FEMININITY. 117 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:12,671 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND." 118 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,139 THIS STUFF IS PRETTY GOOD. 119 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,340 - TOLD YOU! 120 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:16,808 - "YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 121 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,311 "IN FACT, YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I NEED. 122 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:20,612 "HERE'S A GOOD IDEA-- 123 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,414 "LET'S GET RID OF ALL OF OUR OTHER FRIENDS 124 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,082 "AND ONLY BE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER. 125 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,585 "ALSO, WE SHOULD CUT OFF FAMILY MEMBERS 126 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,353 "THAT DON'T SUPPORT OUR RELATIONSHIP. 127 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:31,089 "ALSO, WE SHOULD HAVE JOBS WHERE WE WORK TOGETHER. 128 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,158 "BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW, 129 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,193 "IT'S THAT IF WE DROP ALL OF OUR FRIENDS, 130 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,629 "CUT OFF OUR FAMILIES AND WORK TOGETHER, 131 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:41,366 WE ARE GUARANTEED TO HAVE A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP." 132 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:44,636 THIS REALLY WORKS ON WOMEN? 133 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,707 ARE YOU OK? - I'M FINE. 134 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:52,344 I JUST, I NEVER NOTICED HOW HANDSOME YOU WERE. 135 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:53,879 - OH, THANKS. 136 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,447 - YOU HAVE A REALLY BIG BEAK. 137 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,649 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 138 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:01,086 - SO...HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT 139 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,222 OF WHO YOU WANT TO INVITE ON YOUR ROMANTIC DATE? 140 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,324 - I HAVE, ACTUALLY. 141 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:07,793 - ANYONE I KNOW? 142 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,729 - COULD BE. YOU KNOW THAT GIRL TINA FROM THE COPY PLACE? 143 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:13,865 HER BEAK'S EVEN BIGGER THAN MINE. 144 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,500 WELL, THANKS FOR THE HELP. 145 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,669 - CALL ME SOMETIME! 146 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,604 - [LAUGHS] 147 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,808 GOOD ONE! [LAUGHS] 148 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:29,347 [HORNS HONKING] 149 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,520 - [CLEARING THROAT] 150 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:36,888 - YEAH? 151 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,925 - HI. UH, I'M NOT SURE IF YOU REMEMBER ME... 152 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,293 - YOU'RE THE WIZARD, RIGHT? 153 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:44,129 - YOU DO REMEMBER ME! - HOW COULD I FORGET? 154 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,965 YOUR CHECK BOUNCED. 155 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:51,369 - WHAT?! I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK WITH MY FINANCIAL ADVISOR. 156 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:54,239 THIS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT. 157 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,043 - SO, UH, TINA. 158 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,078 I WAS WONDERING IF, BY ANY CHANCE 159 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,446 YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT, 160 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,181 WHICH YOU PROBABLY ARE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT UGLY, 161 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,983 BUT IF FOR SOME REASON, YOU'RE NOT, 162 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,552 WOULD YOU MAYBE, POSSIBLY, NO PRESSURE IF YOU CAN'T, 163 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:10,555 JUST WONDERING, YOU KNOW, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME? 164 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:13,792 MAYBE. 165 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,093 - YEAH, I'D LOVE TO. 166 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,829 - WELL, YOU CAN'T BLAME A GUY FOR TRYING. 167 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,732 - I SAID I'D LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU. 168 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,535 - REALLY? - YEAH! I'LL BE FUN. 169 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:26,204 - GREAT! I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 8:00. 170 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:30,408 DON'T USE THAT MONEY. YOU'LL GET ARRESTED. 171 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,681 GOTTA SMELL NICE FOR MY DATE. 172 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,850 MAYBE ANOTHER LITTLE DAB. 173 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:48,360 SAFETY DAB. 174 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:52,163 - HELLO, DAFFY. 175 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,500 - OOH! LOLA! 176 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:56,968 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 177 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,070 - DID YOU ASK THAT GIRL OUT? - YEAH, I DID. 178 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,305 - SO YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT WITH HER? 179 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,040 WHAT DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS GIRL? 180 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,109 SHE COULD BE TROUBLE. SHE COULD BE DANGEROUS. 181 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:07,178 YOU KNOW, NOT EVERY GIRL IS AS STABLE AS ME. 182 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:12,517 - NO, TINA'S GREAT. 183 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,387 - HER NAME'S TINA? THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL NAME. 184 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,856 IT'S A MADE UP NAME LIKE BALLSWICK OR KATHLARG. 185 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:21,126 - I THINK TINA'S A REAL NAME. 186 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,728 - OH, SHE HAS YOU SO DUPED. 187 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,864 - I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE. 188 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:30,769 - FINE. BUT YOU ARE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE. 189 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,938 TINA'S CRAZY! 190 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,606 SHE'S A CRAZY PERSON. 191 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:39,611 SHE'S A CRAZY, FAKE-NAMED PERSON WHO'S PROBABLY A STALKER! 192 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,514 - [GASPS] 193 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:47,018 - I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS LADDER HERE FOR LATER. 194 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:52,324 I CAN'T LOSE HIM. I'VE GOT TO STOP THAT DATE. 195 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:56,428 AND I KNOW JUST HOW I'M GOING TO DO IT. 196 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,430 IS IT WEIRD TO TALK TO MYSELF? NO, IT'S NOT WEIRD. 197 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,831 YOU THINK I NEED A HAIRCUT? I DON'T KNOW. 198 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,132 YOU COULD GROW OUT YOUR BANGS. 199 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,834 OOH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 200 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,636 - HEY, LOLA. - OH, HI, BUGS. 201 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,104 - HOW'D YOUR TALK WITH DAFFY GO? 202 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,873 - GREAT! REALLY GREAT. SUPER GREAT. 203 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,241 IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN GREATER. 204 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,277 - WOW! WELL, THANKS AGAIN FOR DOING THAT. 205 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,678 I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU SOME TIME. 206 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,180 - HOW ABOUT TONIGHT? DINNER? 207 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,582 - OH, UH, I DON'T KNOW. 208 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,584 - YOU GOTTA EAT. - EHH... 209 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,654 - COME ON, ONE DINNER? NO BIG DEAL. NOTHING FANCY. 210 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,055 - OK... 211 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,591 - GREAT. I KNOW JUST THE RESTAURANT. 212 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:29,794 IT'S VERY CASUAL. IT'S VERY LAID BACK. 213 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,163 - THIS IS CASUAL AND LAID BACK? 214 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,232 - WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT CASUAL AND LAID BACK? 215 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,600 - UH, YOU DID. 216 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,802 - OH-OH! RIGHT. 217 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,805 I MEANT TO SAY FANCY AND UPTIGHT. 218 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,474 SOMETIMES I GET MY WORDS MIXED UP. 219 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:45,276 LIKE I'LL SAY "BUBBLES" WHEN I REALLY MEAN "PICK-UP TRUCK" 220 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:50,682 OR "JELLY" WHEN I REALLY MEAN, UM, LIKE A BOAT. 221 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,550 - [LAUGHING] 222 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,156 [BOTH LAUGHING] 223 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,459 - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 224 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,596 - SOMETIMES I KISS PEOPLE WHEN I REALLY MEAN TO WALK TO MY TABLE. 225 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,243 - OH, MAC? - YES, CHUM? 226 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,512 - COULD YOU PLEASE PASS ME THE CREAM FOR MY CUP OF TEA? 227 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,547 - I WOULD BE DELIGHTED. - WELL, THANK YOU! 228 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,416 - NOT AT ALL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR THANK YOU. 229 00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:26,117 - OH, WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME FOR MY THANK YOU. 230 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,386 - WELL, THANK YOU AGAIN. [LAUGHTER] 231 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:32,057 - BE POLITE, ALWAYS BE NICE 232 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:35,193 MAKE SUGAR YOUR FAVORITE SPICE 233 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,128 - MY AUNT SENT ME A BIRTHDAY CARD 234 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,663 I WAS SO COMPLETELY CHARMED 235 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,865 I SEIZED THE CHANCE, I COULD NOT PASS IT 236 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,534 I SENT HER A MUFFIN BASKET 237 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:46,004 I WAS AT THE BANK TODAY, THE TELLER SENT A SMILE MY WAY 238 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,806 SHE DID IT WITH SUCH GREAT PANACHE 239 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,808 I GAVE THE TELLER ALL MY CASH 240 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:53,478 BE POLITE, ALWAYS BE NICE 241 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:57,015 MAKE SURE YOUR FAVORITE SPICE 242 00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:00,218 WHEN HELPING GRAMMY CROSS THE STREET 243 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,755 TAKE THE TIME TO MASSAGE HER FEET 244 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:07,592 - BE, B-E, P-O-L-I-T-E. 245 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,862 BE, B-E, P-O-L-I-T-E. 246 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,430 SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU. 247 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,699 WHEN YOU HEAR A SNEEZE, SAY BLESS YOU. 248 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,367 OPEN DOORS AND PULL OUT CHAIRS. 249 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,536 DON'T PUSH PEOPLE DOWN THE STAIRS. 250 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,038 - WE WERE DINING THURSDAY NIGHT 251 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,740 THE WAITER SET OUR PLATES JUST RIGHT 252 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:25,210 WE WERE SO VERY IMPRESSED, WE KNITTED HIM A SWEATER VEST 253 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:28,646 - WHEN OUR CAR RAN OUT OF GAS, THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER GOT THERE FAST 254 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,415 HE FILLED OUR TANK WITH NO DELAY 255 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,317 WE TOOK HIM TO A BROADWAY PLAY 256 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:36,154 - BE POLITE, ALWAYS BE NICE 257 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,591 MAKE SUGAR YOUR FAVORITE SPICE 258 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,727 IF SOMEONE SHOOTS YOU WITH A LASER BEAM 259 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:46,531 REMEMBER THAT IT WOULD BE RUDE TO SCREAM 260 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,099 - BE POLITE. 261 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,202 OR I'LL VAPORIZE YOU. 262 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,445 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 263 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,218 - NICE PLACE. 264 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,486 - YEAH, UH-HUH, CAN YOU JUST SCHOOCH 265 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,188 A LITTLE BIT THAT WAY? THANKS, YEAH. 266 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,956 I JUST LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SEE ALL THE EXISTS 267 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,958 IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY. 268 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,161 [CHAIR SCRAPING] 269 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,135 - HMM. AGED BEEF. 270 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,870 WHERE DID THEY GET THAT FROM? 271 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:29,974 A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY FOR COWS? HA HA! 272 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,243 UH, LOLA? 273 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:36,314 - HUH? OH, YEAH. OH, I TOTALLY AGREE. 274 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,783 WITH WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID. 275 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:45,123 - CHECK IT OUT, CLOTH NAPKINS! 276 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,592 NICE, RIGHT? 277 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:58,069 - YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 278 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,875 YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF GRACE, 279 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,010 STYLE AND FEMININITY. 280 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,679 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 281 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,682 - I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND? WE JUST MET. 282 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,184 - OH, UH, HOLD ON. "WHEN I'M WITH YOU, 283 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,154 "EVERY DAY IS VALENTINE'S DAY. 284 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,424 "EXCEPT FOR THE REAL VALENTINE'S DAY, 285 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,894 WHICH WE WILL NOW CALL SUPER VALENTINE'S DAY." 286 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,529 - ARE YOU READING SOMETHING? 287 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,898 - NO, I NEED-- 288 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,466 - "WHAT ALL WOMEN WANT TO HEAR"... 289 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,535 WHAT WOMAN WANTS TO HEAR STUFF LIKE THIS? 290 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,471 - LOLA...LOLA. 291 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,706 - HMM? 292 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,075 - I WAS JUST ASKING IF YOU WANT TO SPLIT AN APPETIZER. 293 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,078 - OH, YEAH, SURE. WHATEVER YOU WANT, DAFFY. 294 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,046 - IT'S BUGS. - HUH? 295 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,615 - I'M BUGS. 296 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,184 - OK, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT, A MEDAL? 297 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,653 - YOU'RE A GROWN-UP. YOU DON'T NEED A SCRIPT. 298 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,155 LET'S JUST GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 299 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,624 TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. 300 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:55,560 - OK. UH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 301 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,496 I'M RICH. VERY RICH. BUT A DO-GOODER. 302 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,832 I HELP POOR PEOPLE. ORPHANS. WHALES. 303 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,333 YOU KNOW, THAT'S... 304 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,969 - LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, 305 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,905 LET ME TAKE A SHOT. 306 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,575 YOU'RE AN INSECURE LITTLE WEIRDO WHO LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING 307 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,977 AND PROBABLY CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT. 308 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,113 - WOW, YOU'RE GOOD. 309 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,215 WELP, I GUESS THIS DATE'S OVER. 310 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,752 - HEY! GET BACK HERE. RELAX. IT'S NOT OVER. 311 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,621 - BUT YOU SAID ALL THOSE HORRIBLE, TRUE THINGS ABOUT ME! 312 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,990 - YOU'RE LIKE AN ABANDONED BUILDING 313 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,825 THAT OUGHT TO BE CONDEMNED. 314 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,495 YOU KNOW, BUSTED WINDOWS, RATS RUNNING AROUND, 315 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,164 A REAL NASTY SEWAGE SITUATION. 316 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,867 BUT MAYBE IF THE RIGHT PERSON GOT A HOLD OF IT 317 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,235 AND CLEANED IT UP, 318 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,837 MAYBE THEY COULD TAKE THAT DISGUSTING BUILDING 319 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,241 AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING NOT SO DISGUSTING. 320 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,009 - ARE YOU THAT PERSON? 321 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,645 - LUCKY FOR YOU, I LIKE A PROJECT. 322 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,781 - AND AM I THAT DISGUSTING BUILDING? 323 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,149 - YEAH! 324 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,117 - THAT IS THE NICEST THING 325 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,987 THAT ANYONE HAS EVER SAID ABOUT ME! 326 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,622 - A LA CART? I GUESS. 327 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,158 I MEAN, IF YOU'LL A CART, TOO. 328 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,860 [CHUCKLES] 329 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,997 OH, COME ON. GIVE ME SOMETHING. 330 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,666 - OH, I DON'T LIKE THIS. 331 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,736 - I CAN TAKE A HINT. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 332 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,543 WHAT IS HAPPENING? SHE KISSES ME, THEN IGNORES ME? 333 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,045 I MEAN, A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY FOR COWS? 334 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,413 THAT WAS FUNNY! 335 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,449 ALL RIGHT, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. 336 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,850 DATE'S NOT OVER. 337 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:29,020 WE HAVEN'T EVEN ORDERED YET. WAIT TILL DESSERT. 338 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,989 I'VE GOT GREAT DESSERT MATERIAL. 339 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,859 CHOCOLATE MOOSE? THEY'LL DIP ANYTHING IN CHOCOLATE THESE DAYS. 340 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,294 - OHH. 341 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,330 - THE POINT IS, DATE'S NOT OVER. 342 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,936 [LAUGHTER] 343 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,674 - [LAUGHING, SNORTING] 344 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,912 - HA! YOU SOUND LIKE A PIG! 345 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,315 [BOTH LAUGH] 346 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,151 - AHEM. 347 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,320 GOOD EVENING, MY NAME'S KATHLARG. 348 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,721 I'LL BE YOUR SERVER. 349 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,090 - LOLA! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WORKED HERE. 350 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,326 - YEP. WORKED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE, SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN. 351 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,560 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 352 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,295 - UH, SOMEONE ALREADY TOOK OUR ORDER. 353 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,864 - [WHISTLES] WOW. 354 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:17,168 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] - OOH, THAT'S MY JAM. 355 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,671 WANNA DANCE? - HOOK IT UP! 356 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:26,711 - SO, LOLA, UH... 357 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,380 YOU KNOW I INVENTED THE CARROT PEELER. 358 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,083 TOO BRAVE. SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY? 359 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,052 OOF, TOO BORING. 360 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,220 YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EARS. 361 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,922 PERFECT. 362 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:41,926 - OOH, YEAH, YEAH, OOH 363 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,128 WHO'S THAT GIRL WITH THE RED DRESS ON? 364 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,764 WHO'S THAT GIRL? SHE'S A CRAZY WOMAN 365 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,033 NOT ALL GIRLS ARE WHAT THEY SEEM 366 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,369 AND THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS 367 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,171 WHO'S THAT GIRL WITH THE MADE UP NAME? 368 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,406 I SAID, WHO'S THAT GIRL WITH THE MADE UP NAME? 369 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,508 I SAID, LOSE THAT GIRL WITH THE MADE UP NAME 370 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,011 AND GET WITH THE GIRL WHO CARED ENOUGH ABOUT YOU 371 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:05,349 TO BREAK INTO YOUR BEDROOM 372 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,251 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 373 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,719 - I'M TRYING TO WIN MY BOYFRIEND BACK. 374 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,222 I SAID, LOSE THAT GIRL-- - WHAT BOYFRIEND? 375 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,124 - DAFFY. 376 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,560 - DAFFY'S NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. 377 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:19,063 I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND! - SAY THAT AGAIN? 378 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,832 - MM-MM. - THAT'S OK. 379 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,234 I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE. - "I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND." 380 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,602 OH, BOY. 381 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,538 "I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND, I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND, 382 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,674 I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND." 383 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,677 - BUGS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - WE'RE ON A DATE. 384 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,545 HE'S MY BOYFRIEND. I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND. 385 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,280 WE'RE BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND. 386 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,015 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUR WAITRESS. 387 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,785 - [WHISTLES] WOW. 388 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,654 SHE'S A KEEPER. YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO SOME TIME? DOUBLE DATE! 389 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,556 HOW ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT? YOU GUYS LIKE THAI? 390 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,893 - YEAH, I LOVE IT! [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 391 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,262 - WHOO! 392 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,598 - WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 393 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,008 - BEEP BEEP! 394 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,797 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 395 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,624 - BEEP BEEP! 396 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,628 BEEP BEEP! 397 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,589 BEEP BEEP! 398 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,806 [SPITS] 399 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,038 BEEP BEEP! 400 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:19,210 [LAUGHTER] 401 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:22,413 - THAT'S THE BEST DATE I'VE EVER HAD WITH A WIZARD. 402 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,582 - THERE'S SOMETHING I SHOULD TELL YOU. 403 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,784 I'M NOT REALLY A WIZARD. 404 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,787 - [LAUGHS] 405 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,290 [SNORTING] 406 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,759 - [STAMMERING] FINALLY! 407 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:39,196 I WAS WORRIED YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SHOW UP. 408 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,431 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 409 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:43,000 - I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING DINNER TONIGHT. 410 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:47,305 - OH. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE EATEN YOUR DINNER, PORKY. 411 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,739 - HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 412 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,509 - I DON'T. THAT WAS MORE OF AN OBSERVATION. 413 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:54,812 - ARE THOSE FOR ME?! 414 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,814 [LAUGHTER] 415 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:02,753 - I'VE GOTTA GET A GIRLFRIEND. 416 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,528 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 417 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,931 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 418 00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:33,684 - THAT'S ALL WHAT? WHAT ARE FOLKS? 419 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,653 HE'S CRAZY. 420 00:22:35,703 --> 00:22:40,253 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30157

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