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- DARLING, I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T BE WRITING TO YOU,
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BUT I CAN'T GET YOU
OUT OF MY MIND.
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THAT WEEKEND WE SPENT IN VERMONT
WAS THE MOST POWERFUL
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EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
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YOU ARE THE MOST PERFECT MAN
THAT WAS EVER CREATED,
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AND I MUST HAVE YOU.
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- UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- READING A LETTER.
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00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,287
- THAT'S NOT ADDRESSED TO YOU.
10
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- OH, IS THAT A CRIME?
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- YES. THIS IS YOUR MAIL.
12
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- LOOK, HERE'S A 20 SPOT IF YOU
GIVE ME BACK THE LETTER.
13
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- BRIBING A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL
IS ALSO A CRIME.
14
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AND IS THIS COUNTERFEIT MONEY?
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- WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
THAT'S A CRIME, TOO?
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LAST TIME I CHECKED,
I WAS LIVING IN AMERICA.
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OOH! LOOK OVER THERE!
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[SCREAMING]
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SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEOPLE
DON'T LET ME READ YOUR MAIL?!
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SOON AS I CAN MAKE
A COUNTERFEIT PASSPORT,
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I'M MOVING TO MEXICO.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS ANIMATION
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- RESTRAINING ORDER.
MEDICAL BILL.
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INVITATION TO MY
HIGH SCHOOL REUNION.
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ANOTHER RESTRAINING ORDER.
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- WHAT ARE YOU THROWING
THAT OUT FOR?
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- YOU CAN'T RESTRAIN ME.
I'M A FREE SPIRIT.
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- NOT THAT, THE INVITATION TO
YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION.
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- A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
STANDING AROUND
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TALKING ABOUT THEIR BABIES
AND THEIR MINIVANS?
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HUH. SOUNDS THRILLING.
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- YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED
TO GO TO YOUR REUNION.
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YOU ALWAYS SAID HIGH SCHOOL WAS
THE GREATEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE.
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- HMM, THAT'S TRUE.
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HIGH SCHOOL WAS EPIC.
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I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT
WAS YESTERDAY.
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THERE WERE 3 SECONDS LEFT,
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AND EVERYONE KNEW I WAS
TAKING THE LAST SHOT.
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- [STAMMERING]
HI, I'M P-P-PORKY PIG.
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- YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
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I'M DAFFY DUCK,
THE GUY WHO DIDN'T ASK.
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NOW BEAT IT!
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NOW, WHERE WAS I? OH, RIGHT.
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SO I GET THE BALL.
THE CLOCK STARTS TICKING.
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3, 2...NOTHING BUT NET.
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- [GIRLS GIGGLING]
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- DAFFY DUCK GETS
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS.
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- IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
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- NO, IT'S RIGHT THERE.
YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT IT.
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- GREETINGS.
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I'M MARVIN THE FOREIGN
EXCHANGE STUDENT.
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- OH. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
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- MARS.
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- WELL, LADIES, I'D BETTER
GET TO CLASS.
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THOSE STRAIGHT "A"s AREN'T
GOING TO MAKE THEMSELVES.
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- [GIRLS GIGGLING]
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- HI, DAFFY.
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- WELL, AREN'T YOU SWEET?
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IN FACT, THE ONLY THING
SWEETER THAN YOU
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IS THAT CAKE OVER THERE.
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HEY, CAKE FOR THE LADY!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
CAKE FOR EVERYBODY!
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IT'S ON ME.
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- [CHEERING]
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- ARE YOU NERDS
ENJOYING THE CAKE?
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- IT'S STUPENDOUS.
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- YUM!
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- IS THAT REALLY ON YOU?
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- NO, IT'S ON YOU!
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[LAUGHING]
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- DAFFY DUCK! DAFFY DUCK!
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DAFFY DUCK! DAFFY DUCK!
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- YECH, I BET PORKY'S
NOT GOING TO THE REUNION.
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BUT YOU WERE
THE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS.
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WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO GO?
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- LOOK AT MY LIFE NOW.
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I LIVE IN A DUMP. NO OFFENSE.
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I HAVE A STUPID ROOMMATE.
NO OFFENSE.
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AND I'VE PILED UP TONS OF
CREDIT CARD DEBT. NO OFFENSE.
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- WHY WOULD I TAKE OFFENSE
TO THAT?
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- BECAUSE I USED
YOUR CREDIT CAR.
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THE POINT IS I PEAKED
IN HIGH SCHOOL!
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- AT LEAST YOU GOT TO GO
TO HIGH SCHOOL.
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- YOU DIDN'T GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?
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- LET'S JUST SAY MY YOUTH
WAS UNCONVENTIONAL.
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- WHAT WAS SO UNCONVENTIONAL
ABOUT YOUR YOUTH?
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- IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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MY UNCONVENTIONAL, INCOMPARABLE,
INIMITABLE YOUTH
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IS NOT IMPORTANT.
WHAT IS IMPORTANT
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IS THAT YOU ATTEND
THIS REUNION.
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- WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
TO MY REUNION SO BAD?
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00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,419
- BECAUSE YOU CAN.
DON'T YOU SEE?
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YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO
SOMETHING I CAN ONLY DREAM OF:
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STAND AROUND WITH PEOPLE
YOU BARELY REMEMBER,
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REMINISCING ABOUT THE BIG GAME,
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SENIOR PROM, HOMEWORK!
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- YOU'RE WEIRD.
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- ALL RIGHT, THE REUNION'S
ON SATURDAY,
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WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE
A WHOLE WEEK TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR LIFE.
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- I CAN'T MAKE SOMETHING
OF MY LIFE IN 5 DAYS.
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- YOU CAN WITH MY HELP,
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AND A WEEK IS 7 DAYS.
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- 5. I'M NOT LETTING THIS
CUT INTO MY WEEKEND.
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THAT'S MY "ME TIME."
I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY MORNING.
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EH, THAT'S A LITTLE AMBITIOUS.
MONDAY AFTERNOON.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? NOTHING EVER
GETS DONE ON A MONDAY.
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LET'S START TUESDAY, NOON...
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ISH.
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- THIS IS YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL,
WHICH I DON'T NEED TO REMIND YOU
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I NEVER GOT TO GO TO.
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AND THIS IS YOU NOW.
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THERE'S ONLY 4 DAYS
UNTIL YOUR REUNION.
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A REUNION THAT I WOULD LOVE
TO ATTEND, BY THE WAY.
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SO WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME
TO GET YOU FROM HERE TO HERE.
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- HOW DO WE DO IT?
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- HMM, LET ME THINK.
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YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
SPECIAL, SOMETHING ADMIRABLE,
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SOMETHING HEROIC.
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- LIKE DESTROY THE EARTH!
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- MORE LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST?
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- [GASPS] THAT'S IT!
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EVERYONE AT THE REUNION WOULD
HAIL THE CONQUERING HERO!
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[SCREAMS ECHOING]
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[HISSES]
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T
CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST
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BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE
A WINTER JACKET.
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- YOU COULD BUY.
- NOPE.
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- YOU COULD BORROW.
- NOPE.
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I CAN'T CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST
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BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE
A WINTER JACKET.
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SHAME. WELL, I THINK
THAT WAS A GOOD DAY ONE.
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- SAME TIME TOMORROW?
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- PROBABLY NOT TOMORROW.
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I'M PRETTY BLOWN OUT.
LET'S SHOOT FOR THURSDAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE A THING ON THURSDAY.
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FRIDAY, I SWEAR.
SEE YOU SATURDAY!
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SO WHEN'S THIS REUNION AGAIN?
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- IT'S TONIGHT.
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- WHAT?! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
DOING THIS WHOLE TIME?
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I GUESS I'M NOT GOING
TO MY REUNION.
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- WE'VE GOT TO GO!
I MEAN YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
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AND THERE'S STILL
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO
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TO IMPRESS EVERYONE
AT THE REUNION.
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AND IT'S NOT DESTROY THE EARTH.
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- THEN WHAT IS IT?
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I'M RUINING MY MANICURE.
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GIVE ME YOUR QUARTER.
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- I'M STARTING TO THINK
THE ODDS OF WINNING THE LOTTERY ARE PRETTY LOW.
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- [GASPS] THREE SIXES?
THREE SIXES!
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I WON! I WON THE LOTTERY!
I'M RICH!
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- WE CAN GO TO YOUR REUNION!
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I MEAN YOU CAN GO
TO YOUR REUNION.
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I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
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HAPPY AND JEALOUS!
MOSTLY JEALOUS!
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- HA HA! I'M RICH! I'M RICH!
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I KNEW I DIDN'T PEAK
IN HIGH SCHOOL!
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- DAFFY, YOU DIDN'T GET
THREE SIXES.
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YOU WERE HOLDING IT UPSIDE-DOWN.
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YOU GOT THREE NINES.
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BESIDES, YOU WERE PLAYING
LUCKY EIGHTS.
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THIS IS HOPELESS.
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- EXCUSE ME. DO YOU HAVE
A QUARTER FOR THE PARKING METER?
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- NO.
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- BUT YOU'RE HOLDING A QUARTER.
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- WHAT, THIS?
THIS ISN'T A QUARTER.
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- THAT'S NOT A QUARTER?
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- NO. THIS IS A FAKE.
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I'M AGENT JIMMY GLASS,
AND THIS IS AGENT IRA BUTTLES,
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AND WE'RE WITH
THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT.
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WE'RE INVESTIGATING
A HIGHLY ILLEGAL COUNTERFEIT OPERATION IN THE AREA.
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I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE
YOUR WALLET.
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- OH! UH, OF COURSE.
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- YEP, THIS ONE LOOKS
A LITTLE IFFY.
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GONNA HAVE TO RUN SOME TESTS.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
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BUT KEEP YOUR EYES
AND EARS OPEN!
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- THAT'S IT! I THOUGHT
IN ORDER TO GO TO THE REUNION,
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YOU NEEDED TO BE SOMEONE
YOU'RE NOT: A SUCCESS.
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BUT IT TURNS OUT
YOU SHOULD JUST GO
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AS SOMEONE YOU
ALREADY ARE: A LIAR.
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- YOU WANT ME TO GO
TO THE REUNION
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AND JUST LIE ABOUT
HOW SUCCESSFUL I AM?
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THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA!
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I'M LYING. IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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OR WAS THAT A LIE?
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THIS LYING COULD GET
OUT OF CONTROL.
186
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OR IS THAT A LIE?
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THE LYING IS IN CONTROL!
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- OH, BRUDDER.
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- WELL, AFTER HIGH SCHOOL,
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I JUST HAD TO
GET AWAY FROM IT ALL,
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GET BACK TO WHAT'S IMPORTANT:
THE LAND.
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[DING]
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- I'VE GOT ABOUT 30,000 ACRES
IN MONTANA.
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[DING]
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- PROBABLY ABOUT 50,000
HEAD OF CATTLE.
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[DING]
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- THAT'S ABOUT 2 HEADS
OF CATTLE PER ACRE. YEAH.
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[DING]
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- I LOVE A CATTLE DRIVE.
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[DING]
201
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- TOO MUCH SPITTING.
202
00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:03,074
- I SIGNED UP AFTER GRADUATION.
203
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,678
I HEARD THE CALL OF DUTY,
AND I ANSWERED.
204
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OH, THIS?
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WHAT YOU CALL HEROISM,
I CALL DUTY.
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BELIEVE ME, WHEN YOU'RE
DOING YOUR DUTY,
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YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT THE FACT
THAT YOU'RE DOING YOUR DUTY.
208
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IT'S YOUR DUTY. YOU JUST DO IT.
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YOU DO YOUR DUTY.
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- TOO MUCH SAYING
THE WORD "DUTY."
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- [GRUFF VOICE] I'M BATMAN.
212
00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,570
- SO WHAT LIE DID YOU SETTLE ON?
213
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,272
- ONE LIE IS TOO LIMITING.
214
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:37,709
IT'S GONNA BE A BIG REUNION.
I CAN TELL A LOT OF LIES.
215
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,878
- THAT COULDN'T
POSSIBLY BACKFIRE.
216
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,313
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
217
00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:44,849
- WELL, IF I WERE YOU,
I'D BRING SOMEONE ALONG
218
00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:47,218
TO HELP YOU KEEP TRACK
OF ALL THOSE LIES.
219
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,121
- BUT WHO WOULD WANT TO GO
TO SOMEONE ELSE'S REUNION?
220
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,291
- ME! I WANT TO GO
TO YOUR REUNION!
221
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:57,596
- YOU? THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SOMETHING EARLIER?
222
00:09:57,598 --> 00:10:00,599
[MUSIC PLAYING]
223
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- JUST STAY CLOSE.
224
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:07,339
THE LIES ARE ABOUT
TO GET COMPLICATED.
225
00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:08,340
- NAME?
226
00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:10,942
- COUNT LEOPOLD
VON LICHTENSTEIN.
227
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,677
- HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?
228
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:13,945
- BOB JONES.
229
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,680
- WELL, WHICH ONE IS IT?
230
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- UH, BOTH!
231
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,417
- EH, MAYBE EASE INTO THE LIES.
232
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,753
THIS IS HIM.
233
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,488
- WHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
234
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,558
PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LEAVE
MY SIDE THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
235
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,026
- I PROMISE.
236
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,595
[GASPS] ARE THOSE LOCKERS?
237
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,230
- BUGS! BUGS!
238
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,632
[MUSIC PLAYING]
239
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-
PARTY TONIGHT
240
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[SIREN]
241
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-
I SAY, I SAY,
EVERYDAY I GO OUT WALKIN'
242
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ALL THEM LADIES
START TO SQUAWKIN'
243
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,682
'CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT I'M
THE COOLEST BIRD AROUND
244
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,384
- [HENS SIGHING]
245
00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:55,687
-
NOW, SON, I'VE BEEN TO PARIS
ON A BOAT WITH 50 SAILS
246
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:59,457
GOT THROWN INTO THE WATER,
AND I WRESTLED ME A WHALE
247
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:03,261
'CAUSE I'M A BIRD OF ACTION,
I DON'T JUST TALK THE TALK
248
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:07,265
ONE THING ABOUT
OLD FOGHORN, SON
249
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,135
I'M THE COCK OF THE WALK
250
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:13,672
I REDESIGNED THE TAJ MAHAL
AND PAINTED EVERY ROOM
251
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:17,575
I DRIVE A BIG OL'
MONSTER TRUCK THAT RUNS ON CHEAP PERFUME
252
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:21,279
I'VE WON OLYMPIC GOLD
FOR EVERY RACE I'VE EVER RUN
253
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:25,150
AND I GOT A NOBEL PRIZE
JUST FOR HAVIN' TOO MUCH FUN
254
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,687
A TIGER TRIED TO EAT ME,
BUT I PUNCHED HIM IN THE NOSE
255
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:32,691
I CAUGHT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
AND A FLOCK OF UFOs
256
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:36,294
HARVARD HIRED ME TO BE THEIR
NUMBER ONE HEAD TEACHER
257
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:40,065
I WON AN OSCAR FOR BEST
ROOSTER IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE
258
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:43,702
I WALK INTO THE HEN HOUSE,
ALL THE CHICKENS START TO SQUAWK
259
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:48,506
YOU LOOK AT ME, YOU'RE LOOKIN'
AT THE COCK OF THE WALK
260
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,607
- [SQUAWKING]
261
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:53,178
-
YOU LOOK AT ME,
YOU REALLY SEE THE
262
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,380
COCK OF THE WALK
263
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,290
- BUGS! BUGS!
264
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,293
- REMEMBER ME? WE WERE
IN HOMEROOM TOGETHER.
265
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,196
- OH, HEY, TANYA.
LONG TIME NO SEE.
266
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,630
- WHATCHA BEEN UP TO?
267
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,767
- ME? OH, I, UH--UH--
268
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:16,935
- ARE YOU MARRIED?
269
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:20,038
- MARRIED? UH, YES,
HAPPILY MARRIED.
270
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,674
VERY HAPPILY MARRIED,
TO A MODEL.
271
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,609
- WOW. ANY KIDS?
272
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,912
- TWO KIDS. BOY AND A GIRL.
TEGAN AND CASSIDY.
273
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,180
ALSO MODELS.
274
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,050
- GEE. WELL, IT'S GREAT
TO SEE YOU.
275
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,486
- IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, TANYA!
276
00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:37,689
WHAT WAS I SO WORRIED ABOUT?
I DON'T NEED BUGS.
277
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,958
- HEH HEH! ELLIOT HOWSER.
278
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,594
OH, HEIDI GARDNER.
279
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,896
HEH HEH! JIMMY BANKET.
280
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,197
- FRIENDS OF YOURS?
281
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,099
- OH, I DON'T KNOW
ANY OF THESE PEOPLE.
282
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,735
[GASPS] ANDY FRIEDMAN.
283
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:55,340
- DID YOU HEAR THAT
DAFFY DUCK WON A BRONZE MEDAL AT THE OLYMPICS?
284
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:58,743
- [GASPS] I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
KEEPING TRACK OF DAFFY'S LIES!
285
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:02,347
AND INSTEAD, I'VE BEEN STANDING
AROUND DRINKING PUNCH.
286
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:10,288
- WELL, I'M NOW THE HEAD
OF A VERY PROFITABLE NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION.
287
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,090
I USED TO BE A PRO SURFER,
288
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,659
BUT AFTER THE SHARK ATTACK,
I HAD AN EPIPHANY
289
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:18,263
AND DECIDED TO DEDICATE MY LIFE
TO THE BETTERMENT OF SOCIETY.
290
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,331
AND I'M ALSO A MODEL.
291
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,535
- SORRY, DAFF. OK, WHAT LIES
HAVE YOU TOLD SO FAR?
292
00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:27,038
- BUGS, RELAX.
I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.
293
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,139
- REALLY?
294
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,607
- EASY BREEZY.
295
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,110
IT'S LIKE STEALING BABIES
FROM A CANDY STORE.
296
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,778
GO ENJOY THE REUNION.
297
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,514
- I DON'T KNOW. I THINK YOU
MIGHT NEED MY--
298
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:41,653
[GASPS] IS THAT SOMEBODY ELSE'S
OLD ALGEBRA TEACHER?
299
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,189
- PETE! MARVIN!
300
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,191
WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS
BEEN UP TO?
301
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:49,828
- OHH. HIGH SCHOOL WAS
A HORRIBLE TIME FOR ME.
302
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:54,165
THEREFORE, I HAVE SPENT EVERY
MOMENT SINCE GRADUATION
303
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,501
PLOTTING TO DESTROY THE EARTH.
304
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,037
- HEH. I HOPE YOU HAVE BETTER
LUCK WITH THAT THAN I DID.
305
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,438
WHAT ABOUT YOU, PETE?
306
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,942
- OH, I'M STILL WAITING
TO GRADUATE.
307
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,443
- WHAT ABOUT YOU?
308
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,346
- I'M THE STARTING QUARTERBACK
FOR THE DALLAS COWBOYS.
309
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,082
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU OWNED
THE DALLAS COWBOYS.
310
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,984
- OH, UH, YEAH.
311
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,853
THAT'S--UH, I--
312
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,421
- WELL, WHICH IS IT?
313
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,924
- UH...UH...
OOH, LOOK OVER THERE!
314
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:23,127
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
315
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:36,774
- BUGS!
316
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,677
- HI. I'VE HEARD YOU'VE BECOME
A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR.
317
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,145
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
318
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,947
- OH, UH, SURE.
319
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,650
- I'VE NEVER HAD MY PICTURE
TAKEN WITH AN ASTRONAUT BEFORE.
320
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:46,885
DO YOU MIND?
321
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,087
- YOU'RE AN ASTRONAUT, TOO?
322
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,890
- WELL, UH, BEFORE I WAS
A MOVIE STAR, I WAS--
323
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:55,059
- BATMAN, COME QUICK!
THERE'S A BREAK-IN AT THE MUSEUM!
324
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,527
- BATMAN?
- BATMAN?
325
00:14:56,529 --> 00:15:01,165
- WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING THIS MAN,
THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO,
326
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,901
IS BATMAN?
327
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,905
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
328
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,174
[MUSIC PLAYING]
329
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,176
- HE'S SO CUTE.
330
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,579
- I DON'T REMEMBER HIM
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
331
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,782
- [STAMMERING] BUGS,
WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
332
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:21,119
- I'M HERE WITH DAFFY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
333
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,587
FROM THE STORY I HEARD,
334
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,789
HIGH SCHOOL WAS PRETTY
ROUGH FOR YOU.
335
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,492
- ROUGH? HA HA HA HA!
336
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,295
HIGH SCHOOL WAS THE GREATEST
TIME IN MY LIFE.
337
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,931
I'M SURPRISED DAFFY CAME.
338
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,065
- HUH?
339
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,067
- PORKY!
340
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,669
- HEY!
341
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:43,074
- EXCUSE ME, BUT DO YOU
REMEMBER DAFFY DUCK?
342
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,375
- WHO?
343
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,211
- DAFFY DUCK. COME ON,
YOU GOTTA REMEMBER HIM.
344
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:50,315
HE WAS THE COOLEST GUY
AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL.
345
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,685
DAFFY DUCK. YOU KNOW,
BLACK FEATHERS, BIG BEAK,
346
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,086
ABOUT THIS TALL.
347
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,822
- OH! YOU MEAN DAFFY DORK.
348
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,825
EW, THAT GUY WAS SUCH A NERD!
349
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,294
[BOTH GIGGLING]
350
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,929
- I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU!
351
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:08,299
MY WEB OF LIES HAS ENTANGLED
ME IN A WEB OF LIES.
352
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,302
- IN HIGH SCHOOL, WERE YOU
EVER CALLED DAFFY DORK?
353
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,037
- DAFFY DORK?
354
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:17,909
WHY WOULD ANYONE CALL THE
COOLEST GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL DAFFY D--[GASPS]
355
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,647
- [STAMMERING]
THERE WERE 3 SECONDS LEFT,
356
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,783
AND EVERYONE KNEW I WAS
TAKING THE LAST SHOT.
357
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,719
- HI, I'M DAFFY DUCK.
358
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:31,189
- YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
I'M THE GUY WHO DIDN'T ASK.
359
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,257
NOW BEAT IT.
360
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,528
- IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
361
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:42,066
- CAKE FOR EVERYBODY!
IT'S ON ME!
362
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,268
- [CHEERING]
363
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,674
- HEY, NERD, ARE YOU
ENJOYING THE CAKE?
364
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,944
- IT'S DELICIOUS.
IS IT REALLY ON YOU?
365
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:56,614
- NO, IT'S ON YOU.
366
00:16:56,616 --> 00:17:00,952
- DAFFY DORK! DAFFY DORK!
DAFFY DORK!
367
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:03,521
[LAUGHING]
368
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,595
- SO THIS MEANS I WASN'T
THE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS.
369
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,364
I WAS THE BIG DORK ON CAMPUS!
370
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,234
WOW, I REALLY AM A LIAR.
371
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,904
AND THE GREATEST LIE I EVER TOLD
WAS TO MYSELF.
372
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,274
- WAIT! DON'T YOU SEE?
THIS IS GOOD NEWS.
373
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,444
YOU'D THOUGHT YOU'D GONE
FROM HERE TO HERE,
374
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,380
BUT IT TURNS OUT
YOU NEVER WENT ANYWHERE.
375
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,215
- WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THAT?
376
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,618
- IT MEANS YOU
HAVEN'T PEAKED YET.
377
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,387
- [GASPS] YOU'RE RIGHT.
378
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,389
YOU HEAR THAT, YOU LOSERS?
379
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,958
I DIDN'T PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL!
380
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,995
BUT YOU DID! AND YOU DID!
381
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:46,931
AND YOU CERTAINLY DID!
382
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:50,902
- DAFFY, I'VE APOLOGIZED
A THOUSAND TIMES.
383
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:54,939
- AND YOU! YOU USED TO BE
THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL,
384
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,607
AND NOW YOU'RE--
385
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,743
WELL, YOU'RE STILL
VERY BEAUTIFUL.
386
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,279
THE POINT IS YOU ALL
PEAKED TOO SOON.
387
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,148
EXCEPT FOR YOU. SO LONG, JERKS!
388
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,584
I'M OFF, AND UNLIKE YOU,
389
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,054
I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP.
390
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,190
AAH!
391
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:16,127
- DAFFY DORK! DAFFY DORK!
DAFFY DORK!
392
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:20,898
- DAFFY DORK! DAFFY DORK!
IT'S GOT A RING TO IT.
393
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,668
- DAFFY DORK! DAFFY DORK!
394
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,543
[BIRD CAWING]
395
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,345
[WHOOSH]
396
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,813
- BEEP! BEEP!
397
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,967
- [ROARING]
398
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:33,571
[WHOOSHING]
399
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,987
- BEEP! BEEP!
400
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,666
[THUD]
401
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,140
[RUMBLING]
402
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,616
[WHISTLE, THUD]
403
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,886
[SQUEAK]
404
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:32,496
[RUMBLING]
405
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,639
[BEEPING]
406
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,055
- I MAY HAVE MISSED OUT
ON HIGH SCHOOL,
407
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:02,793
BUT I GOT TO GO TO ONE HECK
OF A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION.
408
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,796
OH! HOME MOVIES FROM
MY UNCONVENTIONAL YOUTH.
409
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,466
I HAVEN'T SEEN THESE
IN A WHILE.
410
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,606
[POIGNANT MUSIC PLAYING]
411
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,993
- YOU WERE
THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO?
412
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,194
- EH, INTERIM.
413
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:40,631
- YOU DID ALL THAT INSTEAD
OF GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL?
414
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,234
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
415
00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:46,304
[LAUGHING]
416
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,173
YOU PEAKED TOO SOON!
417
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,776
[LAUGHING]
418
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:01,552
- MEH, I DON'T THINK I PEAKED
QUITE YET.
419
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,125
[TIRES SQUEAL]
420
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:15,199
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION
421
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:18,602
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
422
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:39,023
- [STAMMERING]
TH-TH-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
423
00:22:39,073 --> 00:22:43,623
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