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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,871 --> 00:00:07,406 - HUT ONE, HUT TWO, HIKE! 2 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:11,276 GO LONG! COME ON! GET OPEN! 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:13,278 INTERCEPTION! 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,214 TOUCHDOWN! 5 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:20,619 WE DID IT! YEAH! 6 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,289 - PATHETIC. 7 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:26,291 PLAYING ALL BY YOURSELF. 8 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:28,360 GET SOME FRIENDS, KID. 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,963 I'M ALL IN. 10 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:34,767 - FOLD. [GRUNTS] 11 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:37,302 I'M NEVER PLAYING WITH YOU AGAIN. 12 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,922 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 13 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,963 - CHECK IT OUT. I STOLE THEM FROM THE MOVIE THEATER. 14 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,166 3-D GLASSES. OOH. 15 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:10,169 FROM NOW ON, I'LL TAKE MY ENTERTAINMENT 16 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:13,505 EXCLUSIVELY IN 3 DIMENSIONS. 17 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:16,241 - DAFFY, THOSE ONLY WORK AT THE MOVIE THEATER. 18 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,576 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 19 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:21,180 - WHOA. HE'S SO CLOSE. 20 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:23,115 BACK OFF, NEWSMAN. 21 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:24,850 - IT'S NOT IN 3-D. 22 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,385 - WHOA! 23 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,520 IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU. 24 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,122 - PLEASE, DON'T. 25 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,657 [DOORBELL RINGS] 26 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,728 - EHH, WHAT'S UP, NEIGHBOR? 27 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,597 - WHOA! 28 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:43,836 UGH. BACK TO 2-D. WHAT A BUMMER. 29 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:46,505 - CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 30 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:50,042 IT'S MY SON GOSSAMER. 31 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:52,044 HE'S HAVING SOME TROUBLE FITTING IN AT SCHOOL. 32 00:01:52,046 --> 00:01:55,114 ALL THE KIDS PICK ON HIM AND CALL HIM A MONSTER. 33 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:57,983 - DUH. HE IS A MONSTER. [WHIRRING] 34 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:00,319 - I TRY TO HELP HIM, BUT HE'S AT THAT AGE 35 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,287 WHERE HE DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO HIS MAMA. 36 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:05,124 THE OTHER DAY, HE CALLED ME A WITCH. 37 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,391 [WHIRRING STOPS] 38 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:07,993 - YOU ARE A WITCH. 39 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,899 [WHIRRING] 40 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,268 - DO YOU NEED TO BE DOING THAT RIGHT NOW? 41 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:19,071 [WHIRRING STOPS] 42 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:22,875 - PROTEIN SHAKE. IT'S HOW I MAINTAIN THIS BODY. 43 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:24,443 [WHIRRING] 44 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:27,846 - ANYWAY, GOSSAMER NEEDS HELP MAKING FRIENDS. 45 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,983 NOW, I THINK HE COULD BENEFIT FROM A POSITIVE MALE ROLE MODEL. 46 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:33,986 COULD YOU TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL TOMORROW AND MAYBE TALK TO HIM? 47 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,254 [WHIRRING STOPS] 48 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:36,788 - YOU WANT BUGS TO TALK TO HIM? 49 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,191 HE DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS. 50 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:42,728 HE WAS BORN WITH FRIENDS. HE'S GOT TOO MANY FRIENDS. 51 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:45,464 THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN HELP A WEIRDO LIKE GOSSAMER 52 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,666 IS ANOTHER WEIRDO. 53 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:55,407 [CLATTERS] 54 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:57,776 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 55 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,745 YOU CAN TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. 56 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,380 - WHAT? NO. 57 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,915 FIND ANOTHER WEIRDO. 58 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:04,783 NO ONE HELPED ME OUT WHEN I WAS A KID, 59 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,419 SO I'M NOT HELPING HIM OUT. 60 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:11,089 - YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ALWAYS A NICE WITCH. 61 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:19,598 - I'M ONLY TAKING YOU TO SCHOOL 'CAUSE I'M AFRAID OF YOUR MOM. 62 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:22,768 DON'T OPEN THAT. 63 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,570 - SORRY. 64 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:27,039 - YOU'RE A REAL WEIRD DUDE. 65 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,707 - SORRY. 66 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,409 - WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS APOLOGIZING? 67 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,543 - SORRY. 68 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,279 - LISTEN, KID. SCHOOL IS LIKE PRISON. 69 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,315 AND I SHOULD KNOW. I'VE BEEN TO BOTH. 70 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,116 YOU DO YOUR TIME, THEN YOU GET OUT. 71 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,586 AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU'LL GROW UP TO BE AS MATURE 72 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,788 AND WELL-ADJUSTED AS ME. 73 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,323 AW, COME ON. 74 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,525 MOVE IT, LADY! [HONKING HORN] 75 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,564 - JUST GET OUT HERE. THIS MOM'S TAKING FOREVER. 76 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,367 I MEAN, HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE 77 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:59,471 BEFORE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY? IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE! 78 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,373 - WILL YOU PICK ME UP AFTER SCHOOL? 79 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,908 - PICK YOU UP? 80 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:06,645 WHAT DO YOU THINK, I JUST SIT AROUND ALL DAY WATCHING TV? 81 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:10,515 YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE A JOB OR OTHER RESPONSIBILITIES? 82 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:11,917 - MY MOM SAYS YOU'RE A BUM 83 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,685 AND THAT YOU MOOCH OFF OF MR. BUNNY. 84 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,821 - WELL, YOUR MOM'S STUPID. 85 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,689 DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT. 86 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,559 [ENGINE STARTS AND GEARS GRIND] 87 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:23,762 [HORN HONKS] 88 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,971 - HEY, GOSSAMER. [SLAPS] 89 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,040 - [GIGGLING] - SEE YA LATER, PAL. 90 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:38,010 [LAUGHTER] 91 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:40,412 [BELL BRINGS] 92 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,547 - HI, KYLE. 93 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,016 HI, JASON. 94 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:45,417 HI, EMILY. 95 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,152 WHAT'S UP, TREVOR? 96 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,887 HI, MAYA. 97 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,759 HEY, ANDREW. 98 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,928 [ENGINE IDLING] 99 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,664 [ENGINE SHUTS OFF] 100 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,767 - WHY DIDN'T YOU DEFEND YOURSELF? 101 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:04,903 - MY MOM SAYS VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER. 102 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:08,640 - WELL, YOUR MOM IS WRONG. IT'S ALMOST ALWAYS THE ANSWER. 103 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,175 DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT. 104 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:13,045 - AND ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF. 105 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:15,714 - THEN IT'S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL. 106 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,583 NOT THAT SCHOOL. 107 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,186 THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS. 108 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:33,965 - [STAMMERING] WHERE'S DAFFY? 109 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,001 - HE'S HELPING OUR NEIGHBOR'S KID. 110 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,269 - TRY IT. 111 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:39,037 - WE ALREADY GOT OUR PIZZA. 112 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,073 - NO, TRY THIS ONE. 113 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,411 WELL? 114 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:48,213 - I LIKE IT. 115 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,415 - THIS ONE'S FROZEN. 116 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,084 - PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 117 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:54,486 - PRETTY IMPRESSIVE? IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. 118 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,222 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PINKY. - UH, IT'S PORKY. 119 00:05:57,224 --> 00:06:00,559 - I LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE A RESTAURANT-QUALITY FROZEN PIZZA. 120 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,327 YOU COULDN'T. YOU KNOW WHY? 121 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:05,464 BECAUSE IT'S NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE. BUT I DID IT. 122 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:08,533 AND NOW, I'M GOING TO SELL SPEEDY GONZALES' FROZEN PIZZAS 123 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:12,571 IN GROCERY STORES ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY! 124 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:15,741 - WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 125 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,642 - I'M FILMING THE COMMERCIAL LATER TODAY. 126 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:21,380 HEY, YOU SHOULD BE IN IT. - NAH. 127 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,715 - COME ON. YOU COULD BE THE CUSTOMER. 128 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,983 - I--I DON'T-- 129 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,718 - I COULD PLAY THE CUSTOMER. 130 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,388 - PINKY, PLEASE. I'M TALKING TO SE?OR BUGS. 131 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:32,858 WHAT DO YOU SAY? WOULD YOU BE IN MY FROZEN PIZZA COMMERCIAL? 132 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,860 - EHH... - I'D LOVE TO DO IT. 133 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,661 - YEAH. JUST LET PORKY DO IT. 134 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,597 - CAN I AT LEAST USE YOUR SLOGAN? 135 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,665 - WHAT SLOGAN? - I LIKE IT. 136 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:41,867 - WHEN DID I SAY THAT? 137 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,335 - WHEN YOU TRIED THE PIZZA. 138 00:06:43,337 --> 00:06:44,736 IT'S THE PERFECT SLOGAN-- 139 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,471 NOT TOO MUCH, NOT TOO LITTLE. 140 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:48,607 I DON'T LOVE IT. I LIKE IT. 141 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:51,009 IT'S PIZZA, MAN. IT'S NOT A NEW CAR. 142 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:54,079 - WHATEVER. - OH! YIPPEE! [LAUGHS] 143 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,747 - RELAX, PINKY, OK? 144 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,416 IT'S A COMMERCIAL, NOT A MOVIE. 145 00:06:57,418 --> 00:07:00,952 BUT GO SEE THE MAKEUP GIRL YOU'RE JUST SO PINK. 146 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,689 I GUESS THAT'S WHERE HE GETS HIS NAME. 147 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:11,129 - THIS IS THE SCHOOL I GRADUATED FROM. 148 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:14,499 - [GRUNTING] 149 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,635 - I'M KIND OF A LEGEND AROUND HERE. 150 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,403 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 151 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:22,040 - I DON'T KNOW YOU. 152 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,977 - SELF-DEFENSE IS ABOUT KNOWING YOUR STRENGTHS 153 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,246 AND YOUR OPPONENT'S WEAKNESSES. 154 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,515 IT'S ABOUT STAMINA. 155 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,384 DISCIPLINE. 156 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,386 AND NEVER... 157 00:07:34,388 --> 00:07:36,254 [GRUNTS] 158 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,256 LETTING YOUR GUARD DOWN. 159 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,724 OOF! 160 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,694 [GRUNTING] 161 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:45,096 - SHOULDN'T WE BE WEARING BOXING GLOVES? 162 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,833 - DOES ANYBODY WEAR BOXING GLOVES IN A STREET FIGHT? 163 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,835 ALSO, THERE'S A $5.00 GLOVE RENTAL FEE. 164 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,703 NOW, LET'S GET IT ON. 165 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,371 [GRUNTING] 166 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,706 - I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT. 167 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,842 - TOO LATE. YOU'RE IN A FIGHT. 168 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,244 AND YOU'RE ALREADY LOSING. YOU KNOW WHY? 169 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,980 YOU'RE OFF BALANCE. AND WHEN YOU'RE OFF BALANCE, 170 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,716 YOU'RE OPEN TO ONE OF THESE! 171 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,052 HI-YA! [GRUNTS] 172 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,653 LUCKY SHOT. 173 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:12,190 - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. HOW'S THIS GOING TO HELP ME MAKE FRIENDS? 174 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:15,060 - I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. MIND GAMES. 175 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:19,531 WELL, MIND GAMES ARE NO MATCH FOR ONE OF THESE! 176 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,533 [GRUNTS] 177 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,735 [PANTING] 178 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:28,373 ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A BREAK. 179 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:32,244 I'M SURE THIS IS A LOT OF INFORMATION FOR YOU TO ABSORB. 180 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:34,713 I'M GOING TO THE VENDING MACHINE. 181 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:38,049 I'LL BRING YOU BACK ONE OF THESE! 182 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,318 [GRUNTS] 183 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,654 WELL, WE'VE LEARNED 2 THINGS HERE TODAY. 184 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,456 YOU REFUSE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, 185 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:47,058 AND I NEED TO DOUBLE UP ON MY PROTEIN SHAKES. 186 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,194 - I'M NEVER GOING TO GET ANY FRIENDS. 187 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,098 - NOT WITH THAT "KICK ME" SIGN STILL ON YOUR BACK. 188 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,136 GIVE ME THAT. 189 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,274 "SCHOOL TALENT SHOW." 190 00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:04,109 HUH. - WHAT IS IT? 191 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,111 - I THINK I JUST FIGURED OUT A WAY 192 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,913 FOR YOU TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS, 193 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:10,515 A WAY FOR YOU TO IMPRESS EVERYONE 194 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,450 AND INSTANTLY BECOME POPULAR 195 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,719 IN A SINGLE, DRAMATIC MOMENT. 196 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,655 - YOU MEAN ENTER THE TALENT SHOW? 197 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,189 - OH, I WAS GOING TO SAY 198 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,926 WATCH THE TALENT SHOW WEARING A REALLY COOL JACKET. 199 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,662 BUT ENTERING THE TALENT SHOW-- 200 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,330 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 201 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,732 WOW. YOU'RE LUCKY I THOUGHT OF IT. 202 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,200 DO YOU HAVE ANY TALENTS? 203 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,268 - I COULD SING. 204 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,137 - UGH. NO WAY. SINGING'S LAME. 205 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:36,207 COME ON. WE CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT. 206 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,009 OH, WAIT. I FORGOT SOMETHING. 207 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,679 TO GIVE YOU ONE OF THESE! 208 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,415 [SCREAMS AND GRUNTS] 209 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:47,218 - DO YOU WANT RESTAURANT-QUALITY PIZZA IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME? 210 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,220 HELLO. I'M SPEEDY GONZALES 211 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,089 OF SPEEDY GONZALES'S PIZZARRIBA 212 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:55,293 TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN NOW ENJOY MY PIZZA IN A FROZEN VARIETY. 213 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,630 BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. HERE'S A REAL-LIFE CUSTOMER. 214 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,899 AHEM. WHAT DID YOU THINK, SIR? 215 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,234 - I LIKE IT. 216 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,136 - CUT. [BEEPS] 217 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,138 - PINKY, YOU'RE OVERSELLING IT. 218 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,573 I TOLD YOU YOU COULD BE IN THE COMMERCIAL, 219 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,874 BUT YOU GOT TO PULL BACK. 220 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,810 YOU GOT TO PLAY REAL. LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN. 221 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,745 [BEEPS] 222 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,213 - WHAT DID YOU THINK, SIR? 223 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,681 - I LIKE IT. 224 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:17,916 - NOPE. IT'S NOT WORKING. 225 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,884 SE?OR BUGS, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IT AGAIN. 226 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,153 - I LIKE IT. - THAT'S IT! PERFECT. 227 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,222 SORRY, PINKY. THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM, 228 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,558 A LIKEABILITY FACTOR. I MEAN, 229 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,159 THIS GUY'S OK... 230 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,429 BUT I WANT TO PARTY WITH THIS GUY. 231 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,000 LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN. 232 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:39,437 HEY, PINKY, I'M SORRY. SCOOCH TO YOUR LEFT A LITTLE BIT. 233 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,840 LITTLE MORE. 234 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,575 LITTLE MORE. 235 00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:45,443 LITTLE MORE. 236 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,178 LITTLE MORE. 237 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,446 LITTLE MORE. 238 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,315 LITTLE MORE. 239 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,950 LITTLE MORE. 240 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,418 - HOW'S THIS? 241 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,286 - PERFECTO. 242 00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,258 - TALENT. IT CAN'T BE TAUGHT. 243 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,094 IT CAN'T BE BOUGHT. IT CAN'T BE FAKED. 244 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,131 IT JUST IS. YOU DIG? 245 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,400 - DO I DIG WHAT? - 2, 3, 4! 246 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:09,801 [CLICKS] 247 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,270 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] 248 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,339 - NO, NO, NO. [MUSIC STOPS] 249 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,540 - BACK TO ONE. 250 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,742 - WHERE'S ONE? - 2, 3, 4! 251 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:21,012 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] 252 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,282 - STOP, STOP, STOP. 253 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,550 [MUSIC STOPS] 254 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,819 - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. 255 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,821 IT'S A SIMPLE KICKBALL CHANGE, 256 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,556 A SHIMMY TO THE RIGHT, 257 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,957 A SHIMMY TO THE LEFT, 258 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,694 PIVOT, STEP, AND HEAD ROLL. 259 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,829 WAS THAT SO DIFFICULT? 260 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:41,533 - I WAS THINKING MAYBE I COULD SING AT THE TALENT SHOW. 261 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,668 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 262 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,470 THAT IS SO LAME! 263 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:49,074 I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW HOW GIRLY AND PATHETIC YOU'D LOOK IF YOU SANG? 264 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,943 NO, NO, NO. IF YOU WANT FRIENDS, 265 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,079 YOU NEED TO DANCE. 266 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,480 - I'M NOT A DANCER. 267 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,817 - WELL, YOU JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT. 268 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,219 THIS IS JUST SO FRUSTRATING! 269 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,822 THERE IS A DANCER INSIDE OF YOU. 270 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,091 SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT SEEING IT, 271 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:09,627 AND SHAME ON ME FOR BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES. 272 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:14,232 I NEED TO COOL OFF. I'M GOING TO TAKE FIVE. 273 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,434 BUT NOT BEFORE I GIVE YOU ONE OF THESE! 274 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,239 WILL YOU GO MAKE ME A PROTEIN SHAKE? 275 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,315 HELLO. I'M SPEEDY GONZALES 276 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,750 OF SPEEDY GONZALES'S PIZZARRIBA TELLING YOU 277 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:35,053 THAT YOU CAN NOW ENJOY MY PIZZA IN A FROZEN VARIETY. 278 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,788 - I LIKE IT. 279 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,790 - AND YOU WILL, TOO. 280 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,658 SPEEDY GONZALES'S FROZEN PIZZA 281 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,460 IN YOUR GROCER'S FREEZER. 282 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,728 - HUH. HOW MUCH? 283 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,730 - OH, IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 284 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:46,698 YOU FAMOUS. 285 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:54,739 - HONEY, LOOK. IT'S THE "I LIKE IT" GUY. 286 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:01,813 - OH! 287 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,549 - "I LIKE IT" GUY! SAY IT. 288 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,351 - I LIKE IT. 289 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,620 - YEAH! 290 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,488 - I LIKE IT! 291 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,360 - YOU PROBABLY GET THIS ALL THE TIME, BUT WILL YOU SAY IT? 292 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,895 - I'M KIND OF IN A HURRY. 293 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,763 - PLEASE? JUST ONE TIME. 294 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,732 - [SIGHS] I LIKE IT. 295 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,201 - DO YOU MIND? WILL YOU SAY IT FOR MY OUTGOING MESSAGE? 296 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,937 - I LIKE IT. - OOH! WASN'T RECORDING. 297 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,206 ONE MORE TIME? - I LIKE IT. 298 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,341 - WHOO-HOO! I LIKE IT! 299 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,277 - I'M NOT SURE I LIKE IT. 300 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,013 [SIREN CHIRPS] - SAY IT. 301 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:40,285 YEAH. YOU. "I LIKE IT" GUY. SAY IT. 302 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,487 - I LIKE IT? - CLASSIC. 303 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,223 [SIREN] 304 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,492 - THIS WHOLE TIME, WE'VE BEEN FOCUSING 305 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,094 ON THE TALENT PART OF THE TALENT SHOW. 306 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,963 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SHOW PART? 307 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,765 [ENGINES REV] 308 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,501 - YOU DON'T WANT ME TO JUGGLE CHAINSAWS, DO YOU? 309 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,103 - NO. THAT WOULD BE LUDICROUS. 310 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:02,040 I WANT YOU TO JUGGLE CHAINSAWS 311 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,108 THAT HAVE BEEN LIT ON FIRE. 312 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,446 - CAN'T I JUST SING AT THE TALENT SHOW? 313 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,315 - NO, YOU CAN'T SING. [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING] 314 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,250 - THAT WOULD BE A DEATH SENTENCE. 315 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,387 RUN FOR OUR LIVES! 316 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:23,061 YOU SAVED MY LIFE. [SIRENS WAILING] 317 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,796 - I'D LIKE TO REPAY YOU 318 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,464 BY GIVING YOU ONE OF THESE! 319 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:31,135 IT'S LIKE THOSE PROTEIN SHAKES ARE MAKING ME WEAKER. 320 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,474 - MY HOUSE! 321 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,813 - HEY! HEY, IT'S THE "I LIKE IT" GUY! 322 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,948 - YOU LIVE HERE? 323 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,016 SAY IT! 324 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,151 - MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN! 325 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,820 - THAT'S NOT THE LINE. 326 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,688 - TURN ON THE WATER! 327 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,357 - NO. YOU REMEMBER. 328 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,560 THE LITTLE MOUSE GOES, "WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIR?" 329 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,028 AND YOU SAY... 330 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,697 - I LIKE IT! 331 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,066 - WHOO-HOO! - YEAH! 332 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,202 [LAUGHTER] 333 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,304 - HEY, WHEN YOU'RE DONE, CAN WE GET A PICTURE? 334 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,043 [ENGINE SHUTS OFF] - WELL, THIS IS IT. 335 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,112 GOOD LUCK. 336 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,546 [INDISTINCT TALKING] [BRAKES HISS] 337 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,983 - THIS IS THE BUS STATION. WHAT ABOUT THE TALENT SHOW? 338 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,252 - YOU CAN'T GO TO THE TALENT SHOW! 339 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,855 YOU DON'T HAVE A TALENT. 340 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,723 HERE. TAKE THIS. 341 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,125 - WHAT'S THIS? 342 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,993 - EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO START A NEW LIFE-- 343 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,528 FAKE PASSPORT, FAKE MONEY, 344 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,797 AND MY FAKE NUMBER IN CASE OF EMERGENCY. 345 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:37,135 - FERNANDO VALENZUELA, THE BASEBALL PLAYER? 346 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,270 - THE BELOVED BASEBALL PLAYER. 347 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,539 GET READY TO HAVE TONS OF FRIENDS. 348 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,008 - PLEASE, JUST TAKE ME TO THE TALENT SHOW. 349 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,010 - [GROANS] 350 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,946 YOUR FUNERAL, FERNANDO. 351 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,148 [ENGINE STARTS] 352 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,818 [CELLO AND PIANO PLAYING] 353 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,925 [PLAYING] 354 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,864 - PSST. HEY. YOU'RE THAT GUY. 355 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:07,999 SAY IT. 356 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,268 - SHH. THERE'S A KID ONSTAGE. 357 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,271 - I KNOW. IT'S MY KID. COME ON. SAY IT. 358 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,373 - NO. - JUST SAY IT. 359 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,008 - I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT. 360 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:21,079 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M NEVER GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN. EVER. 361 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,982 - TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD JERK. 362 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:26,184 [PLAYING CONTINUES] 363 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,356 - OH, GOOD. YOU HAVEN'T GONE ON. 364 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,091 I TOOK THIS FROM THE SCIENCE LAB. 365 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,459 I THINK THEY'RE SCORPIONS. 366 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,893 I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH THEM. 367 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,629 MAYBE EAT THEM, LET THEM RUN AROUND ON YOUR FACE. 368 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,964 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. [APPLAUSE] 369 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:43,434 - AND NOW, OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. - WISH ME LUCK. 370 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,269 - WAIT! YOU FORGOT THE SCORPIONS! 371 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,538 - I DON'T NEED THEM. 372 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,408 [COUGHING] 373 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,877 - THAT'S MY BABY! 374 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,746 [WHISTLES] 375 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,615 - WHAT IS SHE DOING? 376 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:06,090 - MY NAME'S GOSSAMER, AND I'M GOING TO SING. 377 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,761 [PIANO PLAYING] 378 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:13,231 - THE LEAVES ARE BROWN, CAME TUMBLING DOWN 379 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,099 REMEMBER? 380 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:18,970 IN SEPTEMBER 381 00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:20,905 IN THE RAIN 382 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:28,212 THE SUN WENT OUT JUST LIKE A DYING EMBER 383 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:32,083 THAT SEPTEMBER 384 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,285 IN THE RAIN 385 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,423 TO EVERY WORD OF LOVE 386 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:42,160 I'VE HEARD YOU WHISPER 387 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,295 THE RAINDROPS SEEM 388 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:48,499 TO PLAY A SWEET REFRAIN 389 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,568 THOUGH SPRING IS HERE 390 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,505 TO ME, IT'S STILL SEPTEMBER 391 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:58,109 THAT SEPTEMBER 392 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,178 IN THE RAIN 393 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,312 [MUSIC ENDS] 394 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,314 YEAH! [GIGGLES] 395 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,989 - I LIKE IT. 396 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,331 - [CHEERING] 397 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,007 [INDISTINCT TALKING AND LAUGHTER] 398 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,543 - I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR HELPING MY BOY. 399 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,513 - YES, YOU CAN. YOU'RE A WITCH. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 400 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,382 COME ON. WAVE YOUR WAND. MAKE ME STRONG. 401 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:41,185 I WANT TO BE STRONG. SUPER STRONG! 402 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,453 WITH WINGS! 403 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,922 AND GIVE ME 3-D VISION! 404 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,325 - STAY AWAY FROM MY SON. 405 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,127 - WHAT'S WITH THE GLASS BOX FULL OF SAND? 406 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,330 - IT'S A SCORPION TANK. - WHERE ARE THE SCORPIONS? 407 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,867 - [SCREAMING] 408 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,668 - SOMETHING BIT ME! 409 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:03,274 [ENGINE REVS] [CAR ALARM BEEPING] 410 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,476 - [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 411 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,091 [TWANGS] 412 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:25,963 [CLICKS] 413 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,870 [ROAD RUNNER APPROACHING] 414 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,813 [RATTLING] 415 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,618 - BEEP BEEP! 416 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,000 [RATTLES] 417 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,645 [RATTLING] 418 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,649 - [POPS] 419 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,690 [STRETCHING] 420 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,630 [WIND WHISTLING] 421 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,542 [ROAD RUNNER APPROACHING] 422 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,489 [JOINTS CRACKS] 423 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,761 [CRACKLES] 424 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,034 - BEEP BEEP! 425 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:53,577 - [OFF-KEY] AVE MARIA 426 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,780 [SINGING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 427 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:03,654 - SO IS THIS WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO SING AT THE TALENT SHOW? 428 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,290 - IT'S JUST AS PAINFUL IN 3-D. 429 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:09,994 AAH 430 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:18,135 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 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