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- HUT ONE, HUT TWO, HIKE!
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GO LONG!
COME ON! GET OPEN!
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INTERCEPTION!
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TOUCHDOWN!
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WE DID IT! YEAH!
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- PATHETIC.
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PLAYING ALL BY YOURSELF.
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GET SOME FRIENDS, KID.
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I'M ALL IN.
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- FOLD.
[GRUNTS]
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I'M NEVER PLAYING
WITH YOU AGAIN.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION
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- CHECK IT OUT.
I STOLE THEM FROM THE MOVIE THEATER.
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3-D GLASSES. OOH.
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FROM NOW ON,
I'LL TAKE MY ENTERTAINMENT
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EXCLUSIVELY
IN 3 DIMENSIONS.
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- DAFFY, THOSE ONLY WORK
AT THE MOVIE THEATER.
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[INDISTINCT TALKING]
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- WHOA. HE'S SO CLOSE.
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BACK OFF, NEWSMAN.
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- IT'S NOT IN 3-D.
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- WHOA!
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IT'S LIKE
I CAN TOUCH YOU.
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- PLEASE, DON'T.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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- EHH, WHAT'S UP, NEIGHBOR?
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- WHOA!
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UGH. BACK TO 2-D.
WHAT A BUMMER.
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- CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
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IT'S MY SON GOSSAMER.
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HE'S HAVING SOME TROUBLE
FITTING IN AT SCHOOL.
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ALL THE KIDS PICK ON HIM
AND CALL HIM A MONSTER.
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- DUH. HE IS A MONSTER.
[WHIRRING]
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- I TRY TO HELP HIM,
BUT HE'S AT THAT AGE
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WHERE HE DOESN'T WANT
TO LISTEN TO HIS MAMA.
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THE OTHER DAY,
HE CALLED ME A WITCH.
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[WHIRRING STOPS]
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- YOU ARE A WITCH.
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[WHIRRING]
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- DO YOU NEED
TO BE DOING THAT RIGHT NOW?
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[WHIRRING STOPS]
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- PROTEIN SHAKE.
IT'S HOW I MAINTAIN THIS BODY.
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[WHIRRING]
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- ANYWAY, GOSSAMER NEEDS HELP
MAKING FRIENDS.
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NOW, I THINK HE COULD BENEFIT
FROM A POSITIVE MALE ROLE MODEL.
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COULD YOU TAKE HIM
TO SCHOOL TOMORROW AND MAYBE TALK TO HIM?
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[WHIRRING STOPS]
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- YOU WANT BUGS
TO TALK TO HIM?
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HE DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING
ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS.
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HE WAS BORN WITH FRIENDS.
HE'S GOT TOO MANY FRIENDS.
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THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN HELP
A WEIRDO LIKE GOSSAMER
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IS ANOTHER WEIRDO.
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[CLATTERS]
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- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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YOU CAN TAKE HIM
TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
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- WHAT? NO.
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FIND ANOTHER WEIRDO.
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NO ONE HELPED ME OUT
WHEN I WAS A KID,
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SO I'M NOT HELPING HIM OUT.
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- YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT ALWAYS A NICE WITCH.
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- I'M ONLY TAKING YOU TO SCHOOL
'CAUSE I'M AFRAID OF YOUR MOM.
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DON'T OPEN THAT.
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- SORRY.
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- YOU'RE A REAL WEIRD DUDE.
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- SORRY.
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- WHY ARE YOU
ALWAYS APOLOGIZING?
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- SORRY.
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- LISTEN, KID.
SCHOOL IS LIKE PRISON.
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AND I SHOULD KNOW.
I'VE BEEN TO BOTH.
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YOU DO YOUR TIME,
THEN YOU GET OUT.
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AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY,
YOU'LL GROW UP TO BE AS MATURE
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AND WELL-ADJUSTED AS ME.
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AW, COME ON.
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MOVE IT, LADY!
[HONKING HORN]
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- JUST GET OUT HERE.
THIS MOM'S TAKING FOREVER.
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I MEAN, HOW MANY KIDS
DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE
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BEFORE YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY? IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE!
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- WILL YOU PICK ME UP
AFTER SCHOOL?
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- PICK YOU UP?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK,
I JUST SIT AROUND ALL DAY WATCHING TV?
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YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE A JOB
OR OTHER RESPONSIBILITIES?
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- MY MOM SAYS
YOU'RE A BUM
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AND THAT YOU MOOCH OFF
OF MR. BUNNY.
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- WELL, YOUR MOM'S STUPID.
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DON'T TELL HER
I SAID THAT.
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[ENGINE STARTS
AND GEARS GRIND]
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[HORN HONKS]
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- HEY, GOSSAMER.
[SLAPS]
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- [GIGGLING]
- SEE YA LATER, PAL.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[BELL BRINGS]
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- HI, KYLE.
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HI, JASON.
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HI, EMILY.
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WHAT'S UP, TREVOR?
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HI, MAYA.
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HEY, ANDREW.
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[ENGINE IDLING]
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[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
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- WHY DIDN'T YOU
DEFEND YOURSELF?
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- MY MOM SAYS
VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER.
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- WELL, YOUR MOM IS WRONG.
IT'S ALMOST ALWAYS THE ANSWER.
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DON'T TELL HER
I SAID THAT.
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- AND ANYWAY,
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF.
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- THEN IT'S TIME
TO GO TO SCHOOL.
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NOT THAT SCHOOL.
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THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.
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- [STAMMERING]
WHERE'S DAFFY?
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- HE'S HELPING
OUR NEIGHBOR'S KID.
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- TRY IT.
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- WE ALREADY GOT OUR PIZZA.
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- NO, TRY THIS ONE.
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WELL?
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- I LIKE IT.
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- THIS ONE'S FROZEN.
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- PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
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- PRETTY IMPRESSIVE?
IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, PINKY. - UH, IT'S PORKY.
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- I LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE
A RESTAURANT-QUALITY FROZEN PIZZA.
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YOU COULDN'T.
YOU KNOW WHY?
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BECAUSE IT'S NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT I DID IT.
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AND NOW, I'M GOING TO SELL
SPEEDY GONZALES' FROZEN PIZZAS
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IN GROCERY STORES
ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY!
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- WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
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- I'M FILMING THE COMMERCIAL
LATER TODAY.
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HEY, YOU SHOULD BE IN IT.
- NAH.
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- COME ON.
YOU COULD BE THE CUSTOMER.
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- I--I DON'T--
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- I COULD PLAY
THE CUSTOMER.
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- PINKY, PLEASE.
I'M TALKING TO SE?OR BUGS.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY? WOULD YOU BE IN
MY FROZEN PIZZA COMMERCIAL?
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- EHH...
- I'D LOVE TO DO IT.
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- YEAH. JUST LET PORKY DO IT.
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- CAN I AT LEAST USE
YOUR SLOGAN?
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- WHAT SLOGAN?
- I LIKE IT.
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- WHEN DID I SAY THAT?
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- WHEN YOU TRIED THE PIZZA.
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IT'S THE PERFECT SLOGAN--
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NOT TOO MUCH,
NOT TOO LITTLE.
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I DON'T LOVE IT.
I LIKE IT.
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IT'S PIZZA, MAN.
IT'S NOT A NEW CAR.
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- WHATEVER.
- OH! YIPPEE! [LAUGHS]
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- RELAX, PINKY, OK?
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IT'S A COMMERCIAL,
NOT A MOVIE.
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BUT GO SEE THE MAKEUP GIRL
YOU'RE JUST SO PINK.
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I GUESS THAT'S
WHERE HE GETS HIS NAME.
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- THIS IS THE SCHOOL
I GRADUATED FROM.
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- [GRUNTING]
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- I'M KIND OF
A LEGEND AROUND HERE.
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WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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- I DON'T KNOW YOU.
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- SELF-DEFENSE IS ABOUT
KNOWING YOUR STRENGTHS
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AND YOUR OPPONENT'S WEAKNESSES.
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IT'S ABOUT STAMINA.
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DISCIPLINE.
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AND NEVER...
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[GRUNTS]
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LETTING YOUR GUARD DOWN.
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OOF!
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[GRUNTING]
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- SHOULDN'T WE BE WEARING
BOXING GLOVES?
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- DOES ANYBODY WEAR
BOXING GLOVES IN A STREET FIGHT?
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ALSO, THERE'S
A $5.00 GLOVE RENTAL FEE.
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NOW, LET'S GET IT ON.
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[GRUNTING]
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- I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT.
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- TOO LATE.
YOU'RE IN A FIGHT.
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AND YOU'RE ALREADY LOSING.
YOU KNOW WHY?
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YOU'RE OFF BALANCE.
AND WHEN YOU'RE OFF BALANCE,
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YOU'RE OPEN
TO ONE OF THESE!
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HI-YA!
[GRUNTS]
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LUCKY SHOT.
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- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
HOW'S THIS GOING TO HELP ME MAKE FRIENDS?
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- I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
MIND GAMES.
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WELL, MIND GAMES ARE NO MATCH
FOR ONE OF THESE!
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[GRUNTS]
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[PANTING]
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
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I'M SURE THIS IS
A LOT OF INFORMATION FOR YOU TO ABSORB.
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I'M GOING
TO THE VENDING MACHINE.
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I'LL BRING YOU BACK
ONE OF THESE!
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[GRUNTS]
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WELL, WE'VE LEARNED
2 THINGS HERE TODAY.
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YOU REFUSE
TO DEFEND YOURSELF,
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AND I NEED TO DOUBLE UP
ON MY PROTEIN SHAKES.
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- I'M NEVER GOING
TO GET ANY FRIENDS.
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- NOT WITH THAT "KICK ME" SIGN
STILL ON YOUR BACK.
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GIVE ME THAT.
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"SCHOOL TALENT SHOW."
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HUH.
- WHAT IS IT?
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- I THINK
I JUST FIGURED OUT A WAY
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FOR YOU TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS,
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A WAY FOR YOU
TO IMPRESS EVERYONE
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AND INSTANTLY
BECOME POPULAR
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IN A SINGLE,
DRAMATIC MOMENT.
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- YOU MEAN
ENTER THE TALENT SHOW?
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- OH, I WAS GOING TO SAY
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WATCH THE TALENT SHOW WEARING
A REALLY COOL JACKET.
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BUT ENTERING
THE TALENT SHOW--
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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WOW. YOU'RE LUCKY
I THOUGHT OF IT.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY TALENTS?
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- I COULD SING.
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- UGH. NO WAY.
SINGING'S LAME.
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COME ON. WE CAN COME UP WITH
SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT.
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OH, WAIT.
I FORGOT SOMETHING.
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TO GIVE YOU
ONE OF THESE!
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[SCREAMS AND GRUNTS]
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- DO YOU WANT
RESTAURANT-QUALITY PIZZA IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME?
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HELLO.
I'M SPEEDY GONZALES
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OF SPEEDY GONZALES'S
PIZZARRIBA
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TELLING YOU THAT
YOU CAN NOW ENJOY MY PIZZA IN A FROZEN VARIETY.
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BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
HERE'S A REAL-LIFE CUSTOMER.
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AHEM.
WHAT DID YOU THINK, SIR?
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- I LIKE IT.
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- CUT.
[BEEPS]
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- PINKY,
YOU'RE OVERSELLING IT.
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I TOLD YOU YOU COULD BE
IN THE COMMERCIAL,
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BUT YOU GOT TO PULL BACK.
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YOU GOT TO PLAY REAL.
LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN.
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[BEEPS]
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- WHAT DID YOU THINK, SIR?
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- I LIKE IT.
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- NOPE. IT'S NOT WORKING.
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SE?OR BUGS,
LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IT AGAIN.
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- I LIKE IT.
- THAT'S IT! PERFECT.
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SORRY, PINKY.
THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM,
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A LIKEABILITY FACTOR.
I MEAN,
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THIS GUY'S OK...
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BUT I WANT TO PARTY
WITH THIS GUY.
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LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN.
232
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HEY, PINKY, I'M SORRY.
SCOOCH TO YOUR LEFT A LITTLE BIT.
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LITTLE MORE.
234
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,575
LITTLE MORE.
235
00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:45,443
LITTLE MORE.
236
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LITTLE MORE.
237
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LITTLE MORE.
238
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LITTLE MORE.
239
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,950
LITTLE MORE.
240
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,418
- HOW'S THIS?
241
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,286
- PERFECTO.
242
00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,258
- TALENT. IT CAN'T BE TAUGHT.
243
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,094
IT CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
IT CAN'T BE FAKED.
244
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,131
IT JUST IS.
YOU DIG?
245
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,400
- DO I DIG WHAT?
- 2, 3, 4!
246
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:09,801
[CLICKS]
247
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,270
[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]
248
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,339
- NO, NO, NO.
[MUSIC STOPS]
249
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,540
- BACK TO ONE.
250
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,742
- WHERE'S ONE?
- 2, 3, 4!
251
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:21,012
[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]
252
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,282
- STOP, STOP, STOP.
253
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,550
[MUSIC STOPS]
254
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,819
- YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
255
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,821
IT'S A SIMPLE KICKBALL CHANGE,
256
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,556
A SHIMMY TO THE RIGHT,
257
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,957
A SHIMMY TO THE LEFT,
258
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,694
PIVOT, STEP,
AND HEAD ROLL.
259
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,829
WAS THAT SO DIFFICULT?
260
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:41,533
- I WAS THINKING
MAYBE I COULD SING AT THE TALENT SHOW.
261
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,668
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
262
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,470
THAT IS SO LAME!
263
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:49,074
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW
HOW GIRLY AND PATHETIC YOU'D LOOK IF YOU SANG?
264
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,943
NO, NO, NO.
IF YOU WANT FRIENDS,
265
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,079
YOU NEED TO DANCE.
266
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,480
- I'M NOT A DANCER.
267
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,817
- WELL, YOU JUST KEEP
TELLING YOURSELF THAT.
268
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,219
THIS IS
JUST SO FRUSTRATING!
269
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,822
THERE IS A DANCER
INSIDE OF YOU.
270
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,091
SHAME ON YOU
FOR NOT SEEING IT,
271
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:09,627
AND SHAME ON ME FOR BEING
THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES.
272
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:14,232
I NEED TO COOL OFF.
I'M GOING TO TAKE FIVE.
273
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,434
BUT NOT BEFORE
I GIVE YOU ONE OF THESE!
274
00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,239
WILL YOU GO MAKE ME
A PROTEIN SHAKE?
275
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,315
HELLO.
I'M SPEEDY GONZALES
276
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,750
OF SPEEDY GONZALES'S
PIZZARRIBA TELLING YOU
277
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:35,053
THAT YOU CAN NOW ENJOY MY PIZZA
IN A FROZEN VARIETY.
278
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,788
- I LIKE IT.
279
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,790
- AND YOU WILL, TOO.
280
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,658
SPEEDY GONZALES'S
FROZEN PIZZA
281
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,460
IN YOUR GROCER'S FREEZER.
282
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,728
- HUH. HOW MUCH?
283
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,730
- OH, IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
284
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:46,698
YOU FAMOUS.
285
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:54,739
- HONEY, LOOK.
IT'S THE "I LIKE IT" GUY.
286
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:01,813
- OH!
287
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,549
- "I LIKE IT" GUY!
SAY IT.
288
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,351
- I LIKE IT.
289
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,620
- YEAH!
290
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,488
- I LIKE IT!
291
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,360
- YOU PROBABLY GET
THIS ALL THE TIME, BUT WILL YOU SAY IT?
292
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,895
- I'M KIND OF IN A HURRY.
293
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,763
- PLEASE?
JUST ONE TIME.
294
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,732
- [SIGHS]
I LIKE IT.
295
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,201
- DO YOU MIND?
WILL YOU SAY IT FOR MY OUTGOING MESSAGE?
296
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,937
- I LIKE IT.
- OOH! WASN'T RECORDING.
297
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,206
ONE MORE TIME?
- I LIKE IT.
298
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,341
- WHOO-HOO!
I LIKE IT!
299
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,277
- I'M NOT SURE
I LIKE IT.
300
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,013
[SIREN CHIRPS]
- SAY IT.
301
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:40,285
YEAH. YOU.
"I LIKE IT" GUY. SAY IT.
302
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,487
- I LIKE IT?
- CLASSIC.
303
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,223
[SIREN]
304
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,492
- THIS WHOLE TIME,
WE'VE BEEN FOCUSING
305
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,094
ON THE TALENT PART
OF THE TALENT SHOW.
306
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,963
BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE SHOW PART?
307
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,765
[ENGINES REV]
308
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,501
- YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO JUGGLE CHAINSAWS, DO YOU?
309
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,103
- NO. THAT WOULD BE
LUDICROUS.
310
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:02,040
I WANT YOU
TO JUGGLE CHAINSAWS
311
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,108
THAT HAVE BEEN LIT ON FIRE.
312
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,446
- CAN'T I JUST SING
AT THE TALENT SHOW?
313
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,315
- NO, YOU CAN'T SING.
[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
314
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,250
- THAT WOULD BE
A DEATH SENTENCE.
315
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,387
RUN FOR OUR LIVES!
316
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:23,061
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
[SIRENS WAILING]
317
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,796
- I'D LIKE TO REPAY YOU
318
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,464
BY GIVING YOU
ONE OF THESE!
319
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:31,135
IT'S LIKE THOSE PROTEIN SHAKES
ARE MAKING ME WEAKER.
320
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,474
- MY HOUSE!
321
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,813
- HEY! HEY,
IT'S THE "I LIKE IT" GUY!
322
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,948
- YOU LIVE HERE?
323
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,016
SAY IT!
324
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,151
- MY HOUSE
IS BURNING DOWN!
325
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,820
- THAT'S NOT THE LINE.
326
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,688
- TURN ON THE WATER!
327
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,357
- NO. YOU REMEMBER.
328
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,560
THE LITTLE MOUSE GOES,
"WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIR?"
329
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,028
AND YOU SAY...
330
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,697
- I LIKE IT!
331
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,066
- WHOO-HOO!
- YEAH!
332
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,202
[LAUGHTER]
333
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,304
- HEY, WHEN YOU'RE DONE,
CAN WE GET A PICTURE?
334
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,043
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
- WELL, THIS IS IT.
335
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,112
GOOD LUCK.
336
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,546
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
[BRAKES HISS]
337
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,983
- THIS IS THE BUS STATION.
WHAT ABOUT THE TALENT SHOW?
338
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,252
- YOU CAN'T GO
TO THE TALENT SHOW!
339
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,855
YOU DON'T HAVE A TALENT.
340
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,723
HERE. TAKE THIS.
341
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,125
- WHAT'S THIS?
342
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,993
- EVERYTHING YOU NEED
TO START A NEW LIFE--
343
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,528
FAKE PASSPORT,
FAKE MONEY,
344
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,797
AND MY FAKE NUMBER
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.
345
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:37,135
- FERNANDO VALENZUELA,
THE BASEBALL PLAYER?
346
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,270
- THE BELOVED BASEBALL PLAYER.
347
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,539
GET READY TO HAVE
TONS OF FRIENDS.
348
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,008
- PLEASE, JUST TAKE ME
TO THE TALENT SHOW.
349
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,010
- [GROANS]
350
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,946
YOUR FUNERAL, FERNANDO.
351
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,148
[ENGINE STARTS]
352
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,818
[CELLO AND PIANO PLAYING]
353
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,925
[PLAYING]
354
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,864
- PSST. HEY.
YOU'RE THAT GUY.
355
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:07,999
SAY IT.
356
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,268
- SHH. THERE'S A KID ONSTAGE.
357
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,271
- I KNOW. IT'S MY KID.
COME ON. SAY IT.
358
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,373
- NO.
- JUST SAY IT.
359
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,008
- I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT.
360
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:21,079
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I'M NEVER GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN. EVER.
361
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,982
- TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD JERK.
362
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:26,184
[PLAYING CONTINUES]
363
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,356
- OH, GOOD.
YOU HAVEN'T GONE ON.
364
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,091
I TOOK THIS
FROM THE SCIENCE LAB.
365
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,459
I THINK THEY'RE SCORPIONS.
366
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,893
I'M NOT SURE
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH THEM.
367
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,629
MAYBE EAT THEM,
LET THEM RUN AROUND ON YOUR FACE.
368
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,964
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
[APPLAUSE]
369
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:43,434
- AND NOW, OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.
- WISH ME LUCK.
370
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,269
- WAIT!
YOU FORGOT THE SCORPIONS!
371
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,538
- I DON'T NEED THEM.
372
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,408
[COUGHING]
373
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,877
- THAT'S MY BABY!
374
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,746
[WHISTLES]
375
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,615
- WHAT IS SHE DOING?
376
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:06,090
- MY NAME'S GOSSAMER,
AND I'M GOING TO SING.
377
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,761
[PIANO PLAYING]
378
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:13,231
-
THE LEAVES ARE BROWN,
CAME TUMBLING DOWN
379
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,099
REMEMBER?
380
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:18,970
IN SEPTEMBER
381
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:20,905
IN THE RAIN
382
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:28,212
THE SUN WENT OUT
JUST LIKE A DYING EMBER
383
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:32,083
THAT SEPTEMBER
384
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,285
IN THE RAIN
385
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,423
TO EVERY WORD OF LOVE
386
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:42,160
I'VE HEARD YOU WHISPER
387
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,295
THE RAINDROPS SEEM
388
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:48,499
TO PLAY A SWEET REFRAIN
389
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,568
THOUGH SPRING IS HERE
390
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,505
TO ME,
IT'S STILL SEPTEMBER
391
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:58,109
THAT SEPTEMBER
392
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,178
IN THE RAIN
393
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,312
[MUSIC ENDS]
394
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,314
YEAH!
[GIGGLES]
395
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,989
- I LIKE IT.
396
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,331
- [CHEERING]
397
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,007
[INDISTINCT TALKING
AND LAUGHTER]
398
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,543
- I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH
FOR HELPING MY BOY.
399
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,513
- YES, YOU CAN.
YOU'RE A WITCH. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
400
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,382
COME ON. WAVE YOUR WAND.
MAKE ME STRONG.
401
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:41,185
I WANT TO BE STRONG.
SUPER STRONG!
402
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,453
WITH WINGS!
403
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,922
AND GIVE ME 3-D VISION!
404
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,325
- STAY AWAY FROM MY SON.
405
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,127
- WHAT'S WITH THE GLASS BOX
FULL OF SAND?
406
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,330
- IT'S A SCORPION TANK.
- WHERE ARE THE SCORPIONS?
407
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,867
- [SCREAMING]
408
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,668
- SOMETHING BIT ME!
409
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:03,274
[ENGINE REVS]
[CAR ALARM BEEPING]
410
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,476
- [SCREAMING CONTINUES]
411
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,091
[TWANGS]
412
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:25,963
[CLICKS]
413
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,870
[ROAD RUNNER APPROACHING]
414
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,813
[RATTLING]
415
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,618
- BEEP BEEP!
416
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,000
[RATTLES]
417
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,645
[RATTLING]
418
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,649
- [POPS]
419
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,690
[STRETCHING]
420
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,630
[WIND WHISTLING]
421
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,542
[ROAD RUNNER APPROACHING]
422
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,489
[JOINTS CRACKS]
423
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,761
[CRACKLES]
424
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,034
- BEEP BEEP!
425
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:53,577
- [OFF-KEY]
AVE MARIA
426
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,780
[SINGING CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY]
427
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:03,654
- SO IS THIS WHY
YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO SING AT THE TALENT SHOW?
428
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,290
- IT'S JUST AS PAINFUL
IN 3-D.
429
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:09,994
AAH
430
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:18,135
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00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:32,950
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00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,550
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