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(GROWLING)
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(SPOOKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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(AMBULANCE SIREN WAILING)
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA: (SINGING)
There's no bell
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When you call for me
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You'll be falling for miles
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(SPOOKY LAUGHTER ON ALARM)
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I'm bewitched by your misery
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But I love it when you smile
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Let me know
what you want from me
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Whisper "love" in my ears
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Before you try
to get your hooks in me
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I should warn you, my dear
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My heart is a haunted house
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Once you're in,
you ain't getting out
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It's the trap
you've been waiting for
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Ain't no windows,
ain't no doors
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No escaping the way you feel
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It's like a dream,
but you hope it's real
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My, my, my heart
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- M-m-m-my heart is a haunted
- CHOIR: Haunted house
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(WOMAN WHIMPERS)
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA:
M-m-m-my heart is a haunted
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- CHOIR: Haunted house
- (VILLAGERS GASPING)
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(VILLAGERS GRUMBLING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(PLAYING WEDDING MARCH)
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(ALL EXCLAIM)
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My love.
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Cara mia.
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(GASPS) The ring! The ring!
Oh, no! No, no, no!
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Oh, Thing!
Best hand always has the ring!
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PRIEST: Dearly be-loathed,
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it is indeed a rare privilege
to see our family
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gathered together
for this Addams tradition.
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To commence this ceremony
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and deliver these two
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into the yawning void
of matrimony,
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we put the lime in the coconut
and drink them both up.
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(SLURPING)
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(GUESTS GULPING)
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(SOBBING)
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(SUCKING)
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I now pronounce you...
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VILLAGER 1: Monsters!
VILLAGER 2: Freaks!
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VILLAGER 3: Get out, Addams!
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VILLAGER 4: You've been here
long enough!
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VILLAGER 5: We've had
enough of your kind!
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Addams aren't wanted here!
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VILLAGER 6: Leave already!
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(QUICKLY) I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
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Quick, put the lime
in the coconut
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and drink 'em both up!
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(VILLAGERS CLAMORING)
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Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
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VILLAGER 7: This is our home!
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VILLAGER 8: You're not wanted!
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VILLAGER 9:
We don't want you here!
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Everyone, to the bridge!
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(ALL GASP)
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Fire!
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VILLAGER: Fire!
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(GUESTS SCREAMING)
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(FESTER YELLING)
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(ALL YELLING)
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(VILLAGERS GASPING)
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You two love bats
better fly out of here!
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I'll hold them off!
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Mazurka! (SCREAMS)
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(VILLAGERS WHIMPERING)
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(GRANDMA ULULATING)
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Grab onto my hairy hump!
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(FESTER GRUNTING)
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I think I can see
my house from here. (ECHOING)
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Oh, no.
That's a women's prison.
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Oh, Gomez, why do hordes
of angry villagers
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follow us everywhere we go?
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We are safe, my love,
that is all that matters.
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I want to find a new home
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that is shrouded
from the world.
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Someplace that is truly us.
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Yes! Somewhere horrible!
Somewhere corrupt!
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Somewhere that no one
in their right mind
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would be caught dead in!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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GOMEZ: Unhappy, darling?
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MORTICIA: Yes, completely.
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Oh, Gomez,
you have torn down my walls
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and stabbed your name
onto my heart.
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(GOMEZ KISSING AND MOANING)
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GOMEZ: My wan temptress,
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your hand is as cold
as a dead fish.
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My love, that is a dead fish.
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Mmm, mmm...
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So it is.
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(GOMEZ CONTINUES KISSING)
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Darling,
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is that a wrinkle
I see on your pallid brow?
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What's wrong?
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We can't run forever, my love.
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I want a home again.
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I want our children
to grow up in peace.
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I want to pick out
cemetery plots.
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Morticia, I swear on my life
I will find us a new home.
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And your every wish
shall be granted.
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Mon amour.
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(GASPS) French. You know
what that does to me. (GROWLS)
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(MORTICIA SPEAKING FRENCH)
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MALE SINGER ON RADIO:
(SINGING) Wild thing
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You make my heart...
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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- (MORTICIA GASPS)
- BOTH: We hit something!
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- Is he all right?
- (MAN MOANS)
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No, he seems
perfectly demented.
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"State Hospital for
the Criminally Insane."
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Gomez.
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GOMEZ: That must be
the asylum.
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MORTICIA: Oh, thank goodness.
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A decent place
to sleep for the night.
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(MOANING AND ROARING)
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Hmm?
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Thank you, old boy.
Lead the way.
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(GROANS)
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GOMEZ: It's quiet. Too quiet.
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MORTICIA:
Must be the off-season.
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(DOOR CREAKS, SLAMS)
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GOMEZ: Hello?
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(RATS SQUEAKING)
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There's no one here.
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Could it be abandoned?
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GOMEZ: It's creepy. Kooky.
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MORTICIA: Mysterious. Spooky.
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(ORGAN PLAYING OMINOUS MUSIC)
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- (STOPS PLAYING)
- Huh?
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(PLAYS BEETHOVEN'S
5th SYMPHONY)
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(PLAYS BACH'S
TOCCATA AND FUGUE)
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(PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE)
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(PLAYS HALLELUJAH CHORUS)
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(PLAYS CLASSICAL TUNE)
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(PLAYS CLASSICAL TUNE)
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(PLAYS FANFARE)
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(PLAYING ASCENDING SCALE)
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(CONTINUES PLAYING)
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- (PLAYING ADDAMS FAMILY THEME)
- (SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
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(RUMBLING)
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SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out!
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It's hideous.
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It's horrible.
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BOTH: It's home.
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(RESUMES PLAYING
ADDAMS FAMILY THEME)
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(RHYTHMIC THUNDERCLAP)
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(ROMANTIC FLAMENCO
MUSIC PLAYING)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(KITTY ROARS)
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(THUNDERCLAP)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(BABY COOING)
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(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
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(THUNDERCLAP)
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(UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGERS EXCLAIMING)
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(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
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(WIND HOWLING)
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(BAT SQUEAKS)
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What a lovely morning!
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(SLAMS)
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Nice try.
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SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out!
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Oh, you're always so grumpy
before your morning coffee.
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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Better?
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(SLURPING)
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(SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE EXHALES)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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(MOANS FRUSTRATEDLY)
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MORTICIA: (ON SPEAKERS)
Lurch,
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it's time for breakfast.
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(MOANING)
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MORTICIA: Thing.
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Have Ichabod
wake the children.
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Lurch, would you mind
dusting the house?
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LURCH: Mmm.
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Slowly, Cleopatra.
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I wouldn't want my favorite
African Strangler to choke.
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(LURCH MOANS)
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(VACUUM WHIRRING)
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(SNORING)
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(GASPS, SCREAMS)
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WEDNESDAY: (SIGHS)
All right, Ichabod. I'm awake.
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Not for long. (GRUNTS)
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Real mature, Pugsley.
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Oh, please.
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You never threw an axe
when you were my age?
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Of course I did.
I never missed.
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How I wish something
would liven up
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this already tedious day.
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(YELPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Thanks for trying, Ichabod.
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(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
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(RINGING)
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Hmm.
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(GATE THUDDING)
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- (GATE CREAKING)
- (GASPS)
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(RAVENS CAWING)
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GOMEZ: Pugsley?
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Pugsley! It's time
for sword practice.
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Pugsley!
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PUGSLEY: Let the games begin.
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(CHUCKLES WICKEDLY)
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(EXPLOSION)
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(RUMBLING)
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(BEEPS)
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Here's Pugsley!
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(DETONATOR BEEPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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GOMEZ: All right, son.
That's enough.
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(SIGHS) They blow up
so fast these days.
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(WIND WHISTLING)
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(RAPID BEEPING)
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Don't make me come up there!
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(RAPID BEEPING)
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This is your last warning!
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(PARACHUTE TEARS)
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(CRASHES)
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(GROANING)
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My head. Ow, ow, ow.
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Pugsley, we're supposed to be
working on your swordplay.
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Your Sabre Mazurka
is two weeks away,
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and you've barely
practiced at all.
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So I missed one practice.
What's the big deal?
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The big deal?
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The Sabre Mazurka
is the most important day
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in a young man's life.
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It's what makes you an Addams.
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It's the day your entire
family gathers around you
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and passes judgment on
your worth as a human being.
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00:15:51,774 --> 00:15:53,273
I hear it's like Thanksgiving.
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00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:56,243
But swords
are so old-fashioned.
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00:15:56,245 --> 00:15:58,113
I'm more of a demolitions man.
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00:15:58,115 --> 00:16:02,653
Explosives have no place
in a Mazurka. Hand them over.
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00:16:06,122 --> 00:16:08,156
- All of them.
- (METAL CLATTERING)
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00:16:08,158 --> 00:16:10,157
And the TNT.
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- And the M-80s.
- (CLATTERING CONTINUES)
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00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:15,363
Roman candles. Bang snaps.
Holy Hand Grenades.
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00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,830
- (SQUEAKING)
- (ROOSTER CROWS)
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00:16:16,832 --> 00:16:21,536
Son, our family hasn't been
all together in 13 years.
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00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:23,638
They are coming
from all over the world
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00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,974
to see you
on your special day.
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00:16:25,976 --> 00:16:28,011
I just want it
to go perfectly.
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00:16:28,977 --> 00:16:30,979
All right, Pop.
I'll practice.
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00:16:30,981 --> 00:16:32,513
That's my boy.
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00:16:32,515 --> 00:16:34,481
(METAL CLATTERS, BEEPING)
257
00:16:34,483 --> 00:16:35,485
(RAPID BEEPING)
258
00:16:38,054 --> 00:16:40,287
MORTICIA: (SNIFFS) Putrid.
259
00:16:40,289 --> 00:16:41,690
Mmm. Horrifying.
260
00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:43,060
I call spleen.
261
00:16:45,495 --> 00:16:46,694
Mmm...
262
00:16:46,696 --> 00:16:48,162
- Ah, ow...
- MORTICIA: Wednesday.
263
00:16:48,164 --> 00:16:49,830
Please, no ink stains
on the table.
264
00:16:49,832 --> 00:16:51,733
- Yes, Mother.
- (PUGSLEY MUMBLES)
265
00:16:51,735 --> 00:16:52,736
(THUD)
266
00:16:55,471 --> 00:16:57,205
Gomez, everyone we've invited
267
00:16:57,207 --> 00:16:58,906
to the Mazurka
has threatened to come.
268
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:01,808
I know. Isn't it wonderful?
269
00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:02,911
(SIGHS)
270
00:17:02,913 --> 00:17:06,147
All Addamses
under one roof again.
271
00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:07,916
Yes, but where will
everyone sleep?
272
00:17:07,918 --> 00:17:10,350
We'll have Lurch fix up
the mausoleum.
273
00:17:10,352 --> 00:17:11,852
It'll be like
sleepaway camp.
274
00:17:11,854 --> 00:17:13,120
(EXPLOSIVE BEEPING)
275
00:17:13,122 --> 00:17:15,389
- Very well, darling.
- (RAPID BEEPING)
276
00:17:15,391 --> 00:17:17,724
- (EXPLOSION)
- (FESTER SCREAMING)
277
00:17:17,726 --> 00:17:18,894
(GRUNTS)
278
00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:20,194
BOTH: Uncle Fester!
279
00:17:20,196 --> 00:17:21,862
Brother!
280
00:17:21,864 --> 00:17:23,232
(GROANING)
281
00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:26,234
Don't worry, I'm okay.
282
00:17:26,236 --> 00:17:28,336
The plate glass window
broke my fall.
283
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,737
Ha! Ha!
284
00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:32,573
BOTH: (SINGING) Rick'em,
rack'em, roar'em, buzz
285
00:17:32,575 --> 00:17:34,542
Addams is as Addams does
286
00:17:34,544 --> 00:17:35,778
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
287
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,214
- I am thrilled you're here!
- (GRUNTS)
288
00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:40,549
(FESTER CHUCKLES)
289
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:41,949
I'm not late, am I?
290
00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:44,651
Actually, we weren't expecting
you for another two weeks.
291
00:17:44,653 --> 00:17:46,521
Huh. So, not late.
292
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,055
I apologize, darling.
293
00:17:48,057 --> 00:17:50,124
You see,
I asked Fester to come early
294
00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:52,627
to help Pugsley
with his Mazurka practice.
295
00:17:52,629 --> 00:17:54,395
Hey! (GRUNTING)
296
00:17:54,397 --> 00:17:55,463
No! No!
297
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,764
(MUFFLED) Bad Kitty!
That's a bad Kitty!
298
00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,032
If I'd known you were coming,
299
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,801
I would have prepared
the dungeon.
300
00:18:00,803 --> 00:18:03,704
Please, don't worry.
I'll sleep in the attic.
301
00:18:03,706 --> 00:18:05,438
You won't even know I'm here.
302
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,744
I've practiced that move
in a lot of people's homes.
303
00:18:09,746 --> 00:18:12,213
- (CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
- WEDNESDAY: Uncle,
304
00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:14,682
can you tell us
what's beyond the gate?
305
00:18:14,684 --> 00:18:16,553
- (TRAY CLATTERS)
- (LURCH GROANS)
306
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:20,054
Why ever would you
ask that, dear?
307
00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:22,523
I heard a strange noise
in the fog earlier,
308
00:18:22,525 --> 00:18:24,157
and I should like
to investigate.
309
00:18:24,159 --> 00:18:26,327
There's nothing out there
but boring marshland.
310
00:18:26,329 --> 00:18:29,597
There must be something.
We never go anywhere.
311
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:32,332
Who knows the untold horrors
we're missing out on.
312
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:34,269
MORTICIA: Darling,
we have all the horror
313
00:18:34,271 --> 00:18:35,436
we need, right here.
314
00:18:35,438 --> 00:18:38,472
Uncle Fester can go
wherever he likes.
315
00:18:38,474 --> 00:18:40,375
Now, now,
there are some restrictions.
316
00:18:40,377 --> 00:18:42,444
You know,
I can't go to the mall,
317
00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:44,512
or a zoo, or a building...
318
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:45,612
When you're older,
319
00:18:45,614 --> 00:18:47,314
you can travel
to your heart's content.
320
00:18:47,316 --> 00:18:50,120
But for now,
it's safer for you here.
321
00:18:50,852 --> 00:18:52,020
(SIGHS)
322
00:18:52,022 --> 00:18:53,524
Socrates, come.
323
00:18:55,191 --> 00:18:57,657
FESTER: ...South America,
Europe, China,
324
00:18:57,659 --> 00:19:00,360
Asia, most parts of Africa.
325
00:19:00,362 --> 00:19:02,332
I'm allowed in Antarctica!
326
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,939
(TV CLICKS)
327
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:13,709
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
328
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,677
ANNOUNCER: You're watching
329
00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:18,948
Home, Art
and Garden television.
330
00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:23,818
The world's a big place,
full of poor souls
331
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:26,853
who don't know the difference
between shiplap and Shinola.
332
00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:28,455
Well, I'm here to help.
333
00:19:28,457 --> 00:19:29,957
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
334
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:33,060
I take your
uninspired living space
335
00:19:33,062 --> 00:19:36,129
and turn it into the perfect
palace of your dreams.
336
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:39,902
No matter how outdated your
design sense, I can help you.
337
00:19:40,669 --> 00:19:42,203
My only flaw?
338
00:19:42,205 --> 00:19:44,171
Sometimes I care too much.
339
00:19:44,173 --> 00:19:45,340
(LAUGHS)
340
00:19:45,342 --> 00:19:47,308
I'm Margaux Needler,
341
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:51,212
and I'm about to stage
a Design Intervention!
342
00:19:51,214 --> 00:19:53,580
You're welcome in advance.
343
00:19:53,582 --> 00:19:55,550
Today, we're putting
the finishing touches
344
00:19:55,552 --> 00:19:57,718
on our biggest project yet.
345
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,387
Assimilation.
346
00:19:59,389 --> 00:20:01,421
We didn't just
make over a house.
347
00:20:01,423 --> 00:20:04,360
We made over a whole town!
348
00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:07,895
And in just two weeks,
on our live season finale,
349
00:20:07,897 --> 00:20:09,030
you will be able to buy
350
00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:10,599
your very own
piece of Assimilation.
351
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:11,698
That's right!
352
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,734
In a Design Intervention
first,
353
00:20:13,736 --> 00:20:17,204
we are putting a whole
neighborhood up for sale.
354
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:19,005
This will be
your chance to purchase
355
00:20:19,007 --> 00:20:20,140
the house of your dreams
356
00:20:20,142 --> 00:20:22,275
in the town of your dreams!
357
00:20:22,277 --> 00:20:24,512
Sounds good?
I thought so.
358
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,014
Welcome to Assimilation,
neighbor.
359
00:20:27,016 --> 00:20:28,215
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
360
00:20:28,217 --> 00:20:29,550
ANNOUNCER: This program
brought to you
361
00:20:29,552 --> 00:20:30,618
by Neighborhood Peeps.
362
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,023
Your neighbors are watching!
363
00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:35,191
GLENN: And, we're out!
364
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,625
Love it. Perfect.
365
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,494
Let's set up
for the walk-through.
366
00:20:39,496 --> 00:20:40,828
Margaux,
did that feel good to you?
367
00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,928
No, Glenn.
368
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:44,299
We need more balloons,
more confetti.
369
00:20:44,301 --> 00:20:46,367
- Roger that.
- What are we selling here?
370
00:20:46,369 --> 00:20:49,436
Big dreams. You know
how you get big dreams?
371
00:20:49,438 --> 00:20:50,804
- Uh...
- With big ratings.
372
00:20:50,806 --> 00:20:52,072
- Got it.
- Double the balloons.
373
00:20:52,074 --> 00:20:53,907
And I want
a blizzard of confetti.
374
00:20:53,909 --> 00:20:55,475
I want so much confetti
that we need
375
00:20:55,477 --> 00:20:57,611
snow patrols
to find lost children.
376
00:20:57,613 --> 00:20:59,914
I bet my home improvement
empire on this town.
377
00:20:59,916 --> 00:21:01,381
Every house must sell
378
00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:02,715
or we're out of business!
379
00:21:02,717 --> 00:21:04,918
- It's got to be perfect!
- PARKER: Mom!
380
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,654
You're never
gonna believe this.
381
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:07,754
What is it, Parker?
382
00:21:07,756 --> 00:21:10,558
I found a creepy mansion
up on the hill!
383
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,992
I'm so glad you're exploring,
Parker,
384
00:21:11,994 --> 00:21:13,962
but I don't have time
to talk right now, sweetheart.
385
00:21:13,964 --> 00:21:15,596
Mama needs to help people.
386
00:21:15,598 --> 00:21:18,064
I need help.
Aren't I people?
387
00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:19,833
MARGAUX: (CHUCKLES)
Oh, you're cute.
388
00:21:19,835 --> 00:21:21,836
Don't you have Chipper 'N'
Cheer practice this afternoon?
389
00:21:21,838 --> 00:21:23,138
Run along, honey.
390
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,938
Now, Glenn, what are
the numbers we're expecting?
391
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,340
- Well, if you look here...
- Mom!
392
00:21:26,342 --> 00:21:27,641
(GLENN CONTINUES
TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
393
00:21:27,643 --> 00:21:28,644
Ugh!
394
00:21:30,012 --> 00:21:31,915
(KIDS CHATTERING AND LAUGHING)
395
00:21:35,851 --> 00:21:38,252
- (PUGSLEY STRAINING)
- (WOOD CREAKING)
396
00:21:38,254 --> 00:21:40,524
PUGSLEY: Left a bit. Up a bit.
397
00:21:40,957 --> 00:21:43,090
Now, down a bit.
398
00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:45,495
- (SNICKERS) Perfect.
- (LURCH GROANS)
399
00:21:46,329 --> 00:21:50,130
And three, two, one...
400
00:21:50,132 --> 00:21:51,601
- (AIR HORN BLARING)
- (GASPS)
401
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,035
(GROANS)
402
00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:57,472
You made me miss!
403
00:21:57,474 --> 00:22:00,942
Do you know how long
it took for me to set this up?
404
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:02,842
Look, Pugsley...
405
00:22:02,844 --> 00:22:06,847
Your Mazurka's coming up,
and, well, you're not ready.
406
00:22:06,849 --> 00:22:09,516
Even if I am the only one
who sees it.
407
00:22:09,518 --> 00:22:11,552
So, pay attention,
408
00:22:11,554 --> 00:22:13,021
and you might actually
get through this.
409
00:22:13,023 --> 00:22:14,024
PUGSLEY: Wait.
410
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:17,226
You're going to help me?
411
00:22:17,893 --> 00:22:18,993
Why?
412
00:22:18,995 --> 00:22:21,628
Because you are my brother.
413
00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:26,032
And... (ECHOES) I love you.
414
00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:27,803
(FOREBODING MUSIC BUILDS UP)
415
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,206
All right.
How are you gonna help me?
416
00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:35,209
You see that hole over there?
417
00:22:35,211 --> 00:22:36,679
Go stand beside it.
418
00:22:37,813 --> 00:22:39,546
Uh... That hole?
419
00:22:39,548 --> 00:22:40,982
That hole.
420
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,884
PUGSLEY: Mmm...
I don't get it.
421
00:22:42,886 --> 00:22:44,254
(WIND BLOWING)
422
00:22:46,555 --> 00:22:47,890
PUGSLEY: Whoa.
423
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,560
- (SHOVEL CLANGS)
- (BODY THUDS)
424
00:22:59,468 --> 00:23:01,702
Darling, not to criticize,
(GRUNTS)
425
00:23:01,704 --> 00:23:04,038
but is that really
as tight as you can make it?
426
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,872
(SIGHS) I'm sorry, Gomez.
427
00:23:05,874 --> 00:23:08,908
I'm just a bit preoccupied
with the Mazurka preparations.
428
00:23:08,910 --> 00:23:11,512
- Oh, I am as well! (EXCLAIMS)
- (CLAMP CREAKING)
429
00:23:11,514 --> 00:23:13,981
I fear Pugsley
is overconfident
430
00:23:13,983 --> 00:23:16,016
and doesn't truly understand
431
00:23:16,018 --> 00:23:18,619
the importance
of this tradition.
432
00:23:18,621 --> 00:23:20,620
Good news, everybody.
Pugsley's gone.
433
00:23:20,622 --> 00:23:22,889
MORTICIA: Wednesday,
I know that tone of voice.
434
00:23:22,891 --> 00:23:25,091
Dig up your brother. At once.
435
00:23:25,093 --> 00:23:26,726
(SIGHS) You're weakening
the gene pool.
436
00:23:26,728 --> 00:23:28,094
MORTICIA: Hold on.
437
00:23:28,096 --> 00:23:29,263
What do you have there?
438
00:23:29,265 --> 00:23:32,466
I'm not sure.
I like it.
439
00:23:32,468 --> 00:23:36,803
It's so... What's the word?
The opposite of sad?
440
00:23:36,805 --> 00:23:38,607
Darling, bring that to me.
441
00:23:41,611 --> 00:23:44,978
Strange, there's usually
a murderous clown
442
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,214
attached to the other
end of these.
443
00:23:47,216 --> 00:23:50,083
(GASPS) Wednesday, don't move!
444
00:23:50,085 --> 00:23:55,222
What, in the name of
all that is unholy, is that?
445
00:23:55,224 --> 00:23:58,391
(SMACKS LIPS)
It tastes like cotton candy.
446
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:00,293
How do you know
what cotton candy tastes like?
447
00:24:00,295 --> 00:24:02,763
Tish, it was my youth.
I made mistakes.
448
00:24:02,765 --> 00:24:05,465
Wednesday, wherever did
this pink thing come from?
449
00:24:05,467 --> 00:24:06,833
WEDNESDAY: Outside.
450
00:24:06,835 --> 00:24:09,139
They're everywhere.
451
00:24:10,806 --> 00:24:12,141
(DOOR OPENS)
452
00:24:15,945 --> 00:24:19,346
FESTER: Strangest weather
system I've ever seen.
453
00:24:19,348 --> 00:24:21,284
(PUGSLEY SNARLING)
454
00:24:25,188 --> 00:24:28,356
What is that?
Where's it coming from?
455
00:24:28,358 --> 00:24:29,756
GOMEZ: Wait, wait, wait.
456
00:24:29,758 --> 00:24:32,292
The fog, it's lifting.
457
00:24:32,294 --> 00:24:34,028
Well, that would
only happen if...
458
00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:37,701
Someone drained the marsh.
But who?
459
00:24:40,336 --> 00:24:43,137
MORTICIA: A town.
This is not good.
460
00:24:43,139 --> 00:24:44,371
We must go down there
461
00:24:44,373 --> 00:24:46,273
and introduce ourselves
at once.
462
00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:50,045
This day is becoming
most wonderfully disruptive.
463
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,349
(PLAYING LIVELY TUNE)
464
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,792
GLENN: Let's keep going
with the run-through, okay?
465
00:25:05,794 --> 00:25:06,894
MARGAUX: Welcome back.
466
00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:08,696
I'm so delighted
to show you my house.
467
00:25:08,698 --> 00:25:11,732
You can own one just like it,
just less large.
468
00:25:11,734 --> 00:25:14,635
Blah, blah, blah.
Sconces, crown molding.
469
00:25:14,637 --> 00:25:17,871
Which leads us to what I call
the Salon de Grandé.
470
00:25:17,873 --> 00:25:20,774
Cross here, turn,
and then say something like,
471
00:25:20,776 --> 00:25:22,743
"Now, before I show you
this view,
472
00:25:22,745 --> 00:25:24,378
"go to an antique store,
473
00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:26,981
"buy a chair,
and reupholster it.
474
00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:28,919
"'Cause you're gonna
wanna sit down for this."
475
00:25:31,853 --> 00:25:33,454
What? What's the matter?
476
00:25:33,456 --> 00:25:35,222
For heaven's sake,
what's going on?
477
00:25:35,224 --> 00:25:37,994
Do I have something
in my teeth? What is it?
478
00:25:38,561 --> 00:25:40,563
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
479
00:25:41,263 --> 00:25:42,532
(SCREAMS)
480
00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:46,067
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
481
00:25:46,069 --> 00:25:47,368
(CAR HORN HONKS)
482
00:25:47,370 --> 00:25:48,569
MORTICIA:
Not a single gargoyle.
483
00:25:48,571 --> 00:25:50,772
GOMEZ: Maybe this isn't
such a bad thing.
484
00:25:50,774 --> 00:25:52,874
We have been
isolated here for a while.
485
00:25:52,876 --> 00:25:55,512
FESTER: I could really
see myself dying here.
486
00:25:57,714 --> 00:25:59,080
Play nice, Kitty.
487
00:25:59,082 --> 00:26:00,214
- (KITTY ROARS)
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
488
00:26:00,216 --> 00:26:02,183
Well, no one is running at us
489
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:05,619
with torches and pitchforks,
so that's a plus.
490
00:26:05,621 --> 00:26:08,156
You know, darling,
I don't think we'll need
491
00:26:08,158 --> 00:26:09,924
to put the family
in the mausoleum.
492
00:26:09,926 --> 00:26:11,457
They can stay here!
493
00:26:11,459 --> 00:26:13,695
The family
would never be comfortable.
494
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:14,794
It will be years
495
00:26:14,796 --> 00:26:16,798
- before rust and decay set in.
- (WOMAN GASPS)
496
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,031
How you doing?
497
00:26:18,033 --> 00:26:20,303
It's all so... different.
498
00:26:21,771 --> 00:26:23,937
Pugsley, don't drink it all.
499
00:26:23,939 --> 00:26:26,573
This gentleman
wants some, too.
500
00:26:26,575 --> 00:26:28,408
- (WHIMPERS SOFTLY)
- GOMEZ: Sir, it's all right.
501
00:26:28,410 --> 00:26:30,311
- He's had all his shots!
- (MAN YELPS)
502
00:26:30,313 --> 00:26:31,811
What a nervous man.
503
00:26:31,813 --> 00:26:34,815
Come on, Tish, let's
explore the neighborhood.
504
00:26:34,817 --> 00:26:36,483
I'm gonna pop in here
for two minutes
505
00:26:36,485 --> 00:26:38,985
and I'll meet you in
the town square. Agreed?
506
00:26:38,987 --> 00:26:40,090
Very well, darling.
507
00:26:40,989 --> 00:26:43,224
- (DOOR BELL JINGLES)
- Good day, all.
508
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:44,492
(PEOPLE GASPING)
509
00:26:44,494 --> 00:26:47,060
Don't let me interrupt
your cup of joe
510
00:26:47,062 --> 00:26:49,464
or whoever you have in there.
511
00:26:49,466 --> 00:26:53,934
So, what's dark and bitter
here other than yours truly?
512
00:26:53,936 --> 00:26:57,605
(NERVOUSLY) We have the
Madagascar Emerald Peaberry,
513
00:26:57,607 --> 00:26:59,106
in a summer patchouli roast.
514
00:26:59,108 --> 00:27:03,343
It has notes of oak,
cherry, and yoga.
515
00:27:03,345 --> 00:27:08,182
Hmm. You know, I'm looking
for something a bit stronger.
516
00:27:08,184 --> 00:27:09,853
Ah! Let me try that.
517
00:27:13,355 --> 00:27:14,487
(CRUNCHING)
518
00:27:14,489 --> 00:27:17,124
Mmm! Morticia, you have
to try these coffee grounds.
519
00:27:17,126 --> 00:27:18,658
They have a wonderful grit!
520
00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:21,028
Just a moment,
what am I hearing?
521
00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:22,429
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
522
00:27:22,431 --> 00:27:23,863
(SINGING) This is where
we all belong, yeah
523
00:27:23,865 --> 00:27:25,432
Everybody come together
524
00:27:25,434 --> 00:27:28,770
Sing our song, sing our song
525
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:32,673
Life is really perfect
We are one big family, yeah
526
00:27:32,675 --> 00:27:34,340
Everything is so much better
527
00:27:34,342 --> 00:27:36,446
When I'm like you
and you're like me
528
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:41,282
What's so great
about being yourself
529
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:44,151
When you can be
like everyone else?
530
00:27:44,153 --> 00:27:48,488
Wow, that is
absolutely horrible!
531
00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:52,326
It's easy to be happy
when you have no choice
532
00:27:52,328 --> 00:27:55,696
Yes, it's easy to be happy
when you have no choice
533
00:27:55,698 --> 00:27:57,798
Hold on,
unless I miss my guess here,
534
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,701
I believe that is
supposed to be music.
535
00:28:00,703 --> 00:28:01,869
They're greeting us with
536
00:28:01,871 --> 00:28:03,303
one of their
traditional songs.
537
00:28:03,305 --> 00:28:04,870
Well, then,
we ought to do the same.
538
00:28:04,872 --> 00:28:07,140
Wonderful idea, Fester.
539
00:28:07,142 --> 00:28:09,243
Isn't it great
when we are all together?
540
00:28:09,245 --> 00:28:13,180
Say it again
until you believe it
541
00:28:13,182 --> 00:28:15,215
- I believe it
- (ALL GRUNTING)
542
00:28:15,217 --> 00:28:16,652
We believe it
543
00:28:17,352 --> 00:28:18,418
(BLOWS PIPE)
544
00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:20,821
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (PEOPLE EXCLAIM)
545
00:28:20,823 --> 00:28:22,555
(SINGING)
I'd tip my hat to you
546
00:28:22,557 --> 00:28:24,891
I'd do just that
(SCATTING)
547
00:28:24,893 --> 00:28:27,395
Take it right off for you,
But I haven't got a hat
548
00:28:27,397 --> 00:28:28,929
(SCATTING)
549
00:28:28,931 --> 00:28:31,631
I'm just a college boy,
even at that
550
00:28:31,633 --> 00:28:32,766
(SCATTING)
551
00:28:32,768 --> 00:28:35,502
I'd tip my hat to you
But I haven't got a hat
552
00:28:35,504 --> 00:28:37,003
- (SCATTING)
- (BATS SCREECHING)
553
00:28:37,005 --> 00:28:38,440
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
554
00:28:42,444 --> 00:28:44,276
What? What'd I do?
555
00:28:44,278 --> 00:28:45,579
How rude.
556
00:28:45,581 --> 00:28:47,880
Gomez, we should return home.
557
00:28:47,882 --> 00:28:50,951
Morticia,
this is not the old country.
558
00:28:50,953 --> 00:28:53,454
True, these people
are a little different.
559
00:28:53,456 --> 00:28:55,589
But deep down,
we're all the same.
560
00:28:55,591 --> 00:28:56,756
- (MAN SCREAMING)
- (KITTY ROARS)
561
00:28:56,758 --> 00:28:59,126
We have to give them a chance.
Get to know them.
562
00:28:59,128 --> 00:29:00,695
We have to win them over.
563
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:02,398
- "Win them over"?
- (BRAKES SQUEAL)
564
00:29:03,131 --> 00:29:05,067
Well, good morning, neighbor!
565
00:29:05,567 --> 00:29:07,067
Margaux Needler.
566
00:29:07,069 --> 00:29:10,404
Gomez Addams.
At your service.
567
00:29:10,406 --> 00:29:11,772
My wife, Morticia.
568
00:29:11,774 --> 00:29:12,906
Charmed.
569
00:29:12,908 --> 00:29:16,109
GOMEZ: Our children,
Wednesday, Pugsley.
570
00:29:16,111 --> 00:29:17,744
And my brother, Fester.
571
00:29:17,746 --> 00:29:18,878
- Hey, neighbor!
- (MARGAUX GASPS)
572
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,080
You know, we can see
right into your windows?
573
00:29:21,082 --> 00:29:24,417
(NERVOUSLY)
Nice to, uh, meet you.
574
00:29:24,419 --> 00:29:27,119
As your neighbor,
I'd like to offer you
575
00:29:27,121 --> 00:29:29,223
the opportunity of a lifetime.
576
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:31,492
How'd you like
a free home makeover
577
00:29:31,494 --> 00:29:34,160
from a world-renowned
interior designer?
578
00:29:34,162 --> 00:29:35,494
It will be a challenge,
579
00:29:35,496 --> 00:29:37,965
but I can beautify that
old house of yours so fast,
580
00:29:37,967 --> 00:29:39,199
it'll make your head spin.
581
00:29:39,201 --> 00:29:40,301
I don't wanna brag,
582
00:29:40,303 --> 00:29:41,935
but mine already does that.
Look.
583
00:29:41,937 --> 00:29:44,471
- (NECK CRACKING)
- (CHUCKLES)
584
00:29:44,473 --> 00:29:47,640
I should like to see what this
plastic woman has to offer.
585
00:29:47,642 --> 00:29:50,644
Yes, well... When is
a good time to stop by?
586
00:29:50,646 --> 00:29:53,446
- Actually, Ms. Needler...
- (CLEARS THROAT)
587
00:29:53,448 --> 00:29:55,448
Darling...
588
00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:58,285
Stop by anytime you'd like.
589
00:29:58,287 --> 00:30:00,486
Oh, wonderful!
Then it's settled.
590
00:30:00,488 --> 00:30:02,822
I'll see you at your house,
first thing tomorrow.
591
00:30:02,824 --> 00:30:06,426
You're welcome in advance! Ta!
592
00:30:06,428 --> 00:30:08,361
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (GLENN GASPS)
593
00:30:08,363 --> 00:30:10,496
That woman seems deranged.
594
00:30:10,498 --> 00:30:12,631
Her face reminds me
of a death mask.
595
00:30:12,633 --> 00:30:15,002
"Deranged"? "Death mask"?
596
00:30:15,004 --> 00:30:17,204
You tell me
she's got halitosis,
597
00:30:17,206 --> 00:30:18,942
and I'm hearing wedding bells!
598
00:30:20,442 --> 00:30:22,044
(RAVEN CROWING)
599
00:30:23,512 --> 00:30:25,815
(PLAYS CEREMONIAL MUSIC)
600
00:30:31,152 --> 00:30:36,223
GOMEZ: Pugsley, this is
the Addams family saber.
601
00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:39,025
300 years of Addams
602
00:30:39,027 --> 00:30:42,130
have danced the Mazurka
with this blade.
603
00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:43,898
Uh-uh.
604
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:46,500
Only when
you've shown me you're ready.
605
00:30:46,502 --> 00:30:52,039
Your father was the greatest
swordsman in Addams history.
606
00:30:52,041 --> 00:30:55,309
His Mazurka
was the stuff of legends.
607
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:58,078
So no pressure!
608
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,580
It's all right here,
in the Mazurka handbook.
609
00:31:01,582 --> 00:31:05,051
Every Addams performs
this rite of passage
610
00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:08,421
to show that you're prepared
to defend your family.
611
00:31:08,423 --> 00:31:11,759
It sounds easy,
but believe me, it's insane!
612
00:31:11,761 --> 00:31:12,926
Fester, hand him
613
00:31:12,928 --> 00:31:14,863
the goo-goo-ga-ga
baby training sword.
614
00:31:15,663 --> 00:31:17,531
- (SWORD SQUEAKS)
- Pop?
615
00:31:17,533 --> 00:31:20,301
Has anyone
ever failed the Mazurka?
616
00:31:20,303 --> 00:31:22,235
Once.
Your third cousin, Xander.
617
00:31:22,237 --> 00:31:23,436
Never heard of him.
618
00:31:23,438 --> 00:31:24,871
Exactly.
619
00:31:24,873 --> 00:31:25,939
Music!
620
00:31:25,941 --> 00:31:27,374
(GONG CRASHES)
621
00:31:27,376 --> 00:31:28,841
There's someone at the door.
622
00:31:28,843 --> 00:31:32,446
Hi, guys. I'm going up
to this creepy mansion.
623
00:31:32,448 --> 00:31:35,418
If you don't hear from me
in 30 minutes, send backup.
624
00:31:36,218 --> 00:31:37,452
(DOOR CREAKS)
625
00:31:41,823 --> 00:31:46,062
(SLURRING) You rang?
626
00:31:51,065 --> 00:31:52,299
Yeah, no.
627
00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:54,201
Life's too short. See ya!
628
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:55,972
(GROWLING SOFTLY)
629
00:32:00,743 --> 00:32:02,074
MARGAUX: Oh!
630
00:32:02,076 --> 00:32:04,578
GOMEZ: (CHUCKLES)
Good morning, Kitty.
631
00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:06,249
Greetings, Ms. Needler.
632
00:32:07,949 --> 00:32:09,449
(DOOR SLAMS)
633
00:32:09,451 --> 00:32:11,217
Wow. (CLEARS THROAT)
634
00:32:11,219 --> 00:32:14,620
Good morning!
I hope this isn't a bad time.
635
00:32:14,622 --> 00:32:16,622
The worst. Do come in.
636
00:32:16,624 --> 00:32:17,724
Glenn?
637
00:32:17,726 --> 00:32:19,092
- (ROARS)
- (GLENN SHRIEKS)
638
00:32:19,094 --> 00:32:21,261
- (PANTING)
- (MARGAUX CLEARS THROAT)
639
00:32:21,263 --> 00:32:23,129
Welcome to the neighborhood.
640
00:32:23,131 --> 00:32:24,499
Thank you.
641
00:32:26,368 --> 00:32:28,502
Oh, my! Hmm.
642
00:32:28,504 --> 00:32:30,670
Are you ready
for your Margaux makeover?
643
00:32:30,672 --> 00:32:31,804
Quite.
644
00:32:31,806 --> 00:32:35,274
Pugsley's been climbing
the walls in anticipation.
645
00:32:35,276 --> 00:32:36,912
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
646
00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:41,017
MARGAUX: Well, well, well!
647
00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:43,817
Let's take a look around,
shall we?
648
00:32:43,819 --> 00:32:46,122
And before you say anything,
you're welcome.
649
00:32:47,156 --> 00:32:51,091
Now, if we're trying for
a more contemporary look,
650
00:32:51,093 --> 00:32:53,694
well, these sconces
have to go.
651
00:32:53,696 --> 00:32:54,831
(MITCH YELPS)
652
00:32:56,165 --> 00:32:58,764
The sconces were a gift
from dead relatives.
653
00:32:58,766 --> 00:32:59,966
If we get rid of them,
654
00:32:59,968 --> 00:33:02,938
they'll be terribly hurt
the next time they visit.
655
00:33:04,805 --> 00:33:07,340
And this is our whine cellar.
656
00:33:07,342 --> 00:33:10,343
We have a lovely
collection of whines.
657
00:33:10,345 --> 00:33:11,878
WHINER 1: Are we there yet?
WHINER 2: I want ice cream!
658
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,680
WHINER 3: What do you mean
you're out of avocado toast?
659
00:33:13,682 --> 00:33:16,215
WHINER 4: This barrel
makes me look fat.
660
00:33:16,217 --> 00:33:18,217
And here's our bottomless pit.
661
00:33:18,219 --> 00:33:19,953
(HOLLOW RUMBLING)
662
00:33:19,955 --> 00:33:22,188
DENISE: Uh...
How do we get across?
663
00:33:22,190 --> 00:33:23,358
One moment.
664
00:33:26,061 --> 00:33:27,530
(CHITTERING)
665
00:33:36,671 --> 00:33:39,141
We call this surfing the web.
666
00:33:40,642 --> 00:33:41,710
(DENISE GULPS)
667
00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:44,580
MARGAUX: Well!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
668
00:33:45,247 --> 00:33:46,378
DENISE: I'm scared.
669
00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:47,880
- I'm so scared.
- (GLENN WHIMPERING)
670
00:33:47,882 --> 00:33:50,818
- Oh, my gosh.
- (DENISE PRAYING IN SPANISH)
671
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,218
DENISE: I'm scared
to close my eyes.
672
00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:53,320
I'm scared to open them.
673
00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:54,420
(SCREAMING)
674
00:33:54,422 --> 00:33:55,988
- (WHIMPERING)
- (DENISE YELPS)
675
00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:57,357
(SOBS)
676
00:33:57,359 --> 00:33:58,861
(ROPE CREAKING)
677
00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:10,740
(SIGHS)
678
00:34:12,073 --> 00:34:13,840
(GASPS)
679
00:34:13,842 --> 00:34:17,544
How do all those people fit
in that little contraption?
680
00:34:17,546 --> 00:34:18,678
(PARKER YELPS)
681
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,782
My vanity mirror only
imprisons 14 souls at a time.
682
00:34:21,784 --> 00:34:23,117
(PARKER WHIMPERS)
683
00:34:23,119 --> 00:34:24,454
Uh, you don't
have a cell phone?
684
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:26,686
That's weird.
685
00:34:26,688 --> 00:34:29,122
I may not have a cell phone...
686
00:34:29,124 --> 00:34:31,124
Well, you don't
have a crossbow,
687
00:34:31,126 --> 00:34:32,928
and I thought
everybody had one of those.
688
00:34:35,131 --> 00:34:36,199
Mmm.
689
00:34:36,898 --> 00:34:38,231
My name is Wednesday.
690
00:34:38,233 --> 00:34:39,332
Okay.
691
00:34:39,334 --> 00:34:43,236
Uh, I'm Parker.
How long have you lived here?
692
00:34:43,238 --> 00:34:47,774
My whole life.
Which seems endless.
693
00:34:47,776 --> 00:34:49,608
PARKER: I've never
seen you at school.
694
00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:50,945
I'm cage-schooled.
695
00:34:50,947 --> 00:34:52,945
- Excuse me?
- It's terribly dull,
696
00:34:52,947 --> 00:34:54,382
but my mother insists.
697
00:34:56,985 --> 00:34:58,318
(SKIN SQUEAKS)
698
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,754
I'm actually
cutting cage right now.
699
00:35:00,756 --> 00:35:02,391
(PUGSLEY SNARLING)
700
00:35:03,657 --> 00:35:04,925
Uh, okay.
701
00:35:04,927 --> 00:35:06,926
So, what happens
at your school?
702
00:35:06,928 --> 00:35:10,296
Uh, not much, just friends
turning on each other.
703
00:35:10,298 --> 00:35:12,999
Girls making other girls
feel bad about themselves.
704
00:35:13,001 --> 00:35:14,300
Typical junior high stuff.
705
00:35:14,302 --> 00:35:15,303
WEDNESDAY: Intriguing.
706
00:35:18,673 --> 00:35:21,274
Can anyone go to your school?
707
00:35:21,276 --> 00:35:23,776
I guess so. But who'd want to?
708
00:35:23,778 --> 00:35:24,780
FESTER: Wednesday!
709
00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:26,983
Great shot!
710
00:35:29,351 --> 00:35:30,452
(CAMERA CLICKS)
711
00:35:31,153 --> 00:35:32,988
(GIBBERISH CHANTING)
712
00:35:38,626 --> 00:35:39,693
(MARGAUX SCREAMS)
713
00:35:39,695 --> 00:35:40,994
(SCREECHING)
714
00:35:40,996 --> 00:35:42,398
(MARGAUX PANTING)
715
00:35:43,865 --> 00:35:47,466
Mr. and Mrs. Addams,
there's really not much to do
716
00:35:47,468 --> 00:35:49,269
to make this place perfect.
717
00:35:49,271 --> 00:35:52,604
All we have to do
is pull down the side walls,
718
00:35:52,606 --> 00:35:55,508
and then also break down
the other two walls.
719
00:35:55,510 --> 00:35:56,676
(MOANS)
720
00:35:56,678 --> 00:36:00,847
Open up the ceiling
by breaking it irreversibly.
721
00:36:00,849 --> 00:36:03,649
Just get this nasty little
floor out of the way,
722
00:36:03,651 --> 00:36:07,519
and there you go. With just
those little touches...
723
00:36:07,521 --> 00:36:09,789
Stop! Right there!
724
00:36:09,791 --> 00:36:11,658
Don't touch another thing!
725
00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:15,762
It's perfect.
Ms. Needler, you have a gift.
726
00:36:15,764 --> 00:36:18,631
The good news is I can have
a makeover crew up here
727
00:36:18,633 --> 00:36:20,800
and swinging hammers
first thing in the morning.
728
00:36:20,802 --> 00:36:21,803
What do you say?
729
00:36:22,671 --> 00:36:24,336
We thought you were finished.
730
00:36:24,338 --> 00:36:26,372
Our whole family
is coming in two weeks.
731
00:36:26,374 --> 00:36:27,740
(HIGH-PITCHED) Our finale!
732
00:36:27,742 --> 00:36:30,176
(NORMAL TONE)
Our finale is in two weeks.
733
00:36:30,178 --> 00:36:31,745
Thank you, Glenn.
734
00:36:31,747 --> 00:36:33,680
It's a gracious offer,
Ms. Needler,
735
00:36:33,682 --> 00:36:35,082
but you really
have done enough.
736
00:36:35,084 --> 00:36:38,187
It's our son's Mazurka.
You understand.
737
00:36:38,553 --> 00:36:39,722
Thank you.
738
00:36:42,291 --> 00:36:43,726
(LURCH MOANS)
739
00:36:44,526 --> 00:36:45,992
Uh, we're missing Mitch.
740
00:36:45,994 --> 00:36:46,996
Where's Mitch?
741
00:36:47,762 --> 00:36:51,700
SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out!
742
00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:54,734
- Mitch who?
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
743
00:36:54,736 --> 00:36:56,271
(GLENN WAILING)
744
00:36:57,039 --> 00:36:59,071
Gomez, I'll be blunt.
745
00:36:59,073 --> 00:37:02,242
I have 50 houses
to sell down there,
746
00:37:02,244 --> 00:37:07,713
and their view of your
property is, well, off-brand.
747
00:37:07,715 --> 00:37:10,917
- Fifty houses?
- Yes.
748
00:37:10,919 --> 00:37:12,619
You know,
ever since my family
749
00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:14,653
was chased out
from the old country,
750
00:37:14,655 --> 00:37:18,024
my one dream has been
751
00:37:17,059 --> 00:37:19,725
to find a place
we could call home.
752
00:37:19,727 --> 00:37:22,595
Once they see Assimilation,
753
00:37:22,597 --> 00:37:25,231
(GASPS) I think they'll
want to stay for good.
754
00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:26,533
(MARGAUX EXCLAIMS)
755
00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:30,403
Thank you so much
for coming by, Membrane.
756
00:37:30,405 --> 00:37:31,738
It's Margaux!
757
00:37:31,740 --> 00:37:34,106
Well then, run, Margaux!
758
00:37:34,108 --> 00:37:36,778
- (GATE CREAKS)
- Run, run, run!
759
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:42,983
(GATE BELCHES)
760
00:37:42,985 --> 00:37:45,718
That Wednesday girl
is a freak.
761
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:49,088
We're about to be invaded
by a whole army of freaks.
762
00:37:49,090 --> 00:37:50,990
It's tragic when people
can't accept
763
00:37:50,992 --> 00:37:53,359
the help they so badly need.
764
00:37:53,361 --> 00:37:54,861
And when that happens,
765
00:37:54,863 --> 00:37:58,234
well, another kind of
intervention is called for.
766
00:37:59,934 --> 00:38:01,667
MORTICIA: I agree, Gomez.
767
00:38:01,669 --> 00:38:04,504
The whole family moving here
would be a dream come true.
768
00:38:04,506 --> 00:38:06,740
But I don't trust
that Margaux woman.
769
00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:09,778
She's an eccentric, darling,
give her a chance.
770
00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:13,613
"Rasp-berry preserves."
771
00:38:13,615 --> 00:38:14,814
(SNIFFS) Mmm.
772
00:38:14,816 --> 00:38:17,816
Must be some kind
of scented embalming fluid.
773
00:38:17,818 --> 00:38:19,785
(GASPS)
774
00:38:19,787 --> 00:38:22,256
Wednesday,
practice your lurking
775
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,258
on someone
other than your father.
776
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,461
He's too easy.
777
00:38:27,595 --> 00:38:28,829
Much better.
778
00:38:28,831 --> 00:38:31,597
Mother, Father,
I'd like to speak with you.
779
00:38:31,599 --> 00:38:34,200
What's on your mind,
my little nightcrawler?
780
00:38:34,202 --> 00:38:35,936
I spoke with Parker
this afternoon.
781
00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:38,537
She's the daughter
of that talking mannequin
782
00:38:38,539 --> 00:38:39,872
who came by.
783
00:38:39,874 --> 00:38:41,707
She told me about
a communal school
784
00:38:41,709 --> 00:38:43,376
all the neighborhood children
attend.
785
00:38:43,378 --> 00:38:45,979
It's called "junior high."
786
00:38:45,981 --> 00:38:48,682
"Junior high"...
787
00:38:48,684 --> 00:38:51,184
Yes, yes,
I have read about those
788
00:38:51,186 --> 00:38:53,620
in my abnormal
psychology journals.
789
00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:55,521
Anyone of age can enroll.
790
00:38:55,523 --> 00:38:59,626
I think it would be
good for me.
791
00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:01,995
Well, I think
it's a capital idea.
792
00:39:01,997 --> 00:39:03,296
What of your studies here?
793
00:39:03,298 --> 00:39:06,131
Your taxidermy
is coming along so well.
794
00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:08,535
Mother,
would you really deprive me
795
00:39:08,537 --> 00:39:11,838
of the opportunity to torment
children my own age?
796
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,307
Ah, she makes a point.
797
00:39:14,309 --> 00:39:16,341
What's more,
with Wednesday in school,
798
00:39:16,343 --> 00:39:19,014
we'd get to know
the people here even better.
799
00:39:19,414 --> 00:39:21,082
Well, Mother?
800
00:39:23,586 --> 00:39:25,321
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
801
00:39:30,925 --> 00:39:32,527
(KIDS EXCLAIMING)
802
00:39:35,097 --> 00:39:37,332
Have a good day
at school, dear.
803
00:39:39,101 --> 00:39:40,403
Do your worst!
804
00:39:42,037 --> 00:39:43,572
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
805
00:39:46,207 --> 00:39:50,412
Ah. Now I understand.
This is a children's prison.
806
00:39:53,215 --> 00:39:54,883
TWINS: Who's that?
807
00:39:55,517 --> 00:39:57,052
PARKER: Great.
808
00:39:58,352 --> 00:39:59,454
This is Wednesday.
809
00:39:59,787 --> 00:40:01,921
Hello.
810
00:40:01,923 --> 00:40:03,624
- (TWINS GASP)
- BETHANY: Hey, Parker.
811
00:40:03,626 --> 00:40:05,024
(PARKER GASPS)
812
00:40:05,026 --> 00:40:07,129
I got something for ya.
813
00:40:07,595 --> 00:40:08,597
(CHUCKLES)
814
00:40:09,064 --> 00:40:10,896
A moldy sandwich?
815
00:40:10,898 --> 00:40:12,731
You're slipping, Bethany.
816
00:40:12,733 --> 00:40:14,566
You know what?
You're right.
817
00:40:14,568 --> 00:40:17,305
- (BOY GRUNTING)
- Let's kick it up a notch.
818
00:40:17,805 --> 00:40:19,608
(GIRLS GASP, GIGGLE)
819
00:40:22,244 --> 00:40:23,912
(BETHANY LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
820
00:40:25,113 --> 00:40:27,381
You have no sense of humor!
821
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:28,582
(GIRLS GIGGLE)
822
00:40:28,584 --> 00:40:30,649
GIRL: Did you see her face?
BETHANY: I know.
823
00:40:30,651 --> 00:40:31,653
Bethany, is it?
824
00:40:32,921 --> 00:40:37,256
Don't cut your eyes on my crew
unless you're ready to dance.
825
00:40:37,258 --> 00:40:41,162
What did you say,
little ghoul?
826
00:40:41,963 --> 00:40:44,396
I don't think you understand.
827
00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:47,600
I'm not locked up in here
with you, Bethany.
828
00:40:47,602 --> 00:40:51,803
You're locked up in here
with me.
829
00:40:51,805 --> 00:40:53,008
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
830
00:40:54,108 --> 00:40:55,276
(SCOFFS)
831
00:40:55,642 --> 00:40:56,811
Whatever.
832
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:00,613
LAYLA: What did you do?
833
00:41:00,615 --> 00:41:01,981
You shouldn't have said that.
834
00:41:01,983 --> 00:41:05,318
There's nothing you can do.
Bethany's way too popular.
835
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,086
Popularity is fleeting.
836
00:41:07,088 --> 00:41:08,821
I prefer to set my sights
837
00:41:08,823 --> 00:41:11,291
on something
a little more challenging.
838
00:41:11,293 --> 00:41:12,959
ALL: Like what?
839
00:41:12,961 --> 00:41:15,264
- The establishment.
- (GIRLS GASP)
840
00:41:18,032 --> 00:41:19,968
(MARGAUX SCATTING)
841
00:41:31,345 --> 00:41:35,615
Let's see.
Who shall I be today?
842
00:41:35,617 --> 00:41:36,849
How about...
843
00:41:36,851 --> 00:41:39,486
Ah, Shelly Longbottom,
on Sugar Ridge Lane.
844
00:41:39,488 --> 00:41:42,457
From Shelly Longbottom
to everyone,
845
00:41:43,124 --> 00:41:45,291
"Did you hear
846
00:41:45,293 --> 00:41:48,695
"about those Addams people?"
Question mark.
847
00:41:48,697 --> 00:41:52,401
"Someone told me
they're wanted in 30 states."
848
00:41:53,968 --> 00:41:55,535
(CELL PHONES CHIMING)
849
00:41:55,537 --> 00:41:58,338
You know they're raising
a garden of man-eating plants?
850
00:41:58,340 --> 00:41:59,838
And feeding them our pets!
851
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,874
Has anyone seen
my Shih Tzu Fee-fee?
852
00:42:01,876 --> 00:42:04,042
They're gonna turn us
all into zombies.
853
00:42:04,044 --> 00:42:05,678
Where are they from anyways?
854
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:06,812
It doesn't matter!
855
00:42:06,814 --> 00:42:08,481
It's obvious
they don't belong here.
856
00:42:08,483 --> 00:42:11,517
Honey! Oh, those awful people
up on the hill.
857
00:42:11,519 --> 00:42:13,553
They're not even
on Neighborhood Peeps!
858
00:42:13,555 --> 00:42:15,088
Well, that's suspicious.
859
00:42:15,090 --> 00:42:16,988
MAN 1: If other people
are scared, then I'm scared.
860
00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:18,323
MAN 2: I believe
everything I read.
861
00:42:18,325 --> 00:42:19,992
WOMAN: If someone posted it,
862
00:42:19,994 --> 00:42:21,361
it must be true.
863
00:42:21,363 --> 00:42:22,595
MAN 3: You invite
one family in,
864
00:42:22,597 --> 00:42:23,696
then all the families come in.
865
00:42:23,698 --> 00:42:24,865
WOMAN 2: Do you think
we should investigate?
866
00:42:24,867 --> 00:42:25,932
I'm turning grey.
867
00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:27,566
MAN 4: I'm worried
for the children!
868
00:42:27,568 --> 00:42:29,237
MAN 2: We need
to talk to Margaux!
869
00:42:30,405 --> 00:42:31,673
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
870
00:42:32,372 --> 00:42:34,407
Open your books. Page 43.
871
00:42:34,409 --> 00:42:36,274
Follow the instructions.
872
00:42:36,276 --> 00:42:38,410
- (SCOFFS) Yuck.
- Oh.
873
00:42:38,412 --> 00:42:40,546
I've done this
thousands of times.
874
00:42:40,548 --> 00:42:42,117
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
875
00:42:43,251 --> 00:42:44,885
- (METAL CLANKING)
- (DRILL WHIRRING)
876
00:42:44,887 --> 00:42:45,888
GIRL: Huh?
877
00:42:46,354 --> 00:42:47,454
(GASPS)
878
00:42:47,456 --> 00:42:49,724
- (CRANKING, DRILLING)
- (STUDENTS GASP AND EXCLAIM)
879
00:42:51,293 --> 00:42:53,061
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
880
00:42:56,432 --> 00:42:57,967
Flip the switch!
881
00:42:59,834 --> 00:43:01,603
(STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
882
00:43:05,139 --> 00:43:06,140
(ALL GASPING)
883
00:43:16,617 --> 00:43:20,288
Give my creature life!
884
00:43:24,159 --> 00:43:25,593
(STUDENTS WHIMPERING)
885
00:43:26,628 --> 00:43:30,064
Live!
Live, I tell you, live!
886
00:43:30,599 --> 00:43:32,167
(STUDENTS SCREAMING)
887
00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:35,670
(SHRIEKS)
888
00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:45,079
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
889
00:43:46,347 --> 00:43:48,314
- (STUDENTS WHIMPERING)
- (FROG CROAKING)
890
00:43:48,316 --> 00:43:51,352
It's alive! It's alive!
891
00:43:52,153 --> 00:43:53,621
(ALL GASPING)
892
00:44:01,829 --> 00:44:03,262
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
893
00:44:03,264 --> 00:44:04,530
(CROAKS)
894
00:44:04,532 --> 00:44:05,631
(GASPS)
895
00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:07,769
- (FROGS CROAKING)
- (STUDENTS SCREAMING)
896
00:44:09,436 --> 00:44:11,970
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Get them off me!
897
00:44:11,972 --> 00:44:13,641
(ALL SCREAMING)
898
00:44:18,213 --> 00:44:19,648
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
899
00:44:20,481 --> 00:44:22,682
Zombie frogs!
900
00:44:22,684 --> 00:44:24,620
Bethany's changed her look.
901
00:44:25,019 --> 00:44:26,184
It suits her.
902
00:44:26,186 --> 00:44:28,720
Awesome. Totally awesome.
903
00:44:28,722 --> 00:44:30,122
It is an honor...
904
00:44:30,124 --> 00:44:31,291
...and a privilege...
905
00:44:31,293 --> 00:44:32,459
BOTH: ...to watch you work.
906
00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:35,062
Hey. Do you wanna
go to the mall?
907
00:44:35,064 --> 00:44:38,898
Why not? I haven't seen
a good mauling in ages.
908
00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:40,535
(PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ TUNE)
909
00:45:00,153 --> 00:45:02,921
It's late. I'm worried.
910
00:45:02,923 --> 00:45:05,224
GOMEZ: Darling,
Wednesday will be fine.
911
00:45:05,226 --> 00:45:06,725
She can take care of herself.
912
00:45:06,727 --> 00:45:09,028
It's not Wednesday
I'm worried about.
913
00:45:09,030 --> 00:45:12,231
It's the rest of them. We may
need to provide an alibi.
914
00:45:12,233 --> 00:45:14,700
My love, it's game night.
915
00:45:14,702 --> 00:45:15,901
Wednesday will be home soon,
916
00:45:15,903 --> 00:45:18,039
so why don't you
come and join us?
917
00:45:18,773 --> 00:45:21,874
Oh, very well. F-6.
918
00:45:21,876 --> 00:45:24,242
Pugsley,
you heard your mother.
919
00:45:24,244 --> 00:45:26,247
Blow F-6!
920
00:45:28,082 --> 00:45:29,515
PUGSLEY: Fire in the hole!
921
00:45:29,517 --> 00:45:31,517
FESTER: I'm king of the world!
922
00:45:31,519 --> 00:45:34,720
(SINGING)
Near, far, wherever...
923
00:45:34,722 --> 00:45:36,189
- (RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS)
- (RAPID BEEPS)
924
00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:37,426
(EXPLOSION)
925
00:45:39,026 --> 00:45:40,262
(ROOF CRUMBLING)
926
00:45:42,229 --> 00:45:43,729
(PANTS EXCITEDLY) Yes!
927
00:45:43,731 --> 00:45:45,432
You sunk my battleship.
928
00:45:45,434 --> 00:45:47,736
Ha-ha! Well done, Pugsley!
929
00:45:49,470 --> 00:45:50,572
(CLINKING)
930
00:45:56,644 --> 00:45:58,477
Hello, my uglies!
931
00:45:58,479 --> 00:46:02,148
Mother! I thought
I felt my skin crawling!
932
00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:03,916
(BOTH LAUGHING)
933
00:46:03,918 --> 00:46:05,885
Grandma, what a surprise.
934
00:46:05,887 --> 00:46:07,486
I thought you were in Prague.
935
00:46:07,488 --> 00:46:08,921
I was!
936
00:46:08,923 --> 00:46:11,423
They caught me smuggling
crocodiles out of the zoo.
937
00:46:11,425 --> 00:46:13,093
But I escaped
and talked my way
938
00:46:13,095 --> 00:46:14,894
onto a Somali pirate ship.
939
00:46:14,896 --> 00:46:16,495
We got into
a heated poker game
940
00:46:16,497 --> 00:46:18,832
and I cleaned them out.
(CHUCKLES)
941
00:46:18,834 --> 00:46:20,666
- Cheating or robbery?
- GRANDMA: Both!
942
00:46:20,668 --> 00:46:22,468
Always remember, Pugsley,
943
00:46:22,470 --> 00:46:25,504
it ain't cheating
if no one catches you.
944
00:46:25,506 --> 00:46:27,941
(SNIFFS) I haven't bathed
in two weeks. Ugh.
945
00:46:27,943 --> 00:46:29,309
Or is it months?
946
00:46:29,311 --> 00:46:31,343
Ha! That reminds me.
947
00:46:31,345 --> 00:46:33,280
Guess what I've got, Pugsley?
948
00:46:33,282 --> 00:46:35,682
- Candy!
- Oh, yes!
949
00:46:35,684 --> 00:46:37,751
MORTICIA: But the Mazurka
isn't for a week.
950
00:46:37,753 --> 00:46:39,417
Why are you here so early?
951
00:46:39,419 --> 00:46:42,122
Gomez said you needed
a little help with the party.
952
00:46:42,124 --> 00:46:45,191
And I said, I got my son ready
for his Mazurka,
953
00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:48,794
so of course, I'm going to do
the same for my grandson.
954
00:46:48,796 --> 00:46:50,129
I love him!
955
00:46:50,131 --> 00:46:52,131
It's true! I sent for her!
956
00:46:52,133 --> 00:46:53,899
I can't believe you bothered
957
00:46:53,901 --> 00:46:55,503
your mother with that,
darling.
958
00:46:56,003 --> 00:46:57,169
Neither can I?
959
00:46:57,171 --> 00:46:58,870
He said you were
in over your head.
960
00:46:58,872 --> 00:47:00,039
Thank you, Mother!
961
00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:02,374
Said you were more tense
than he's ever seen you.
962
00:47:02,376 --> 00:47:04,776
- I didn't say that exactly.
- GRANDMA: Yes, you did.
963
00:47:04,778 --> 00:47:06,546
You said that exactly.
964
00:47:06,548 --> 00:47:07,680
Said he was worried
965
00:47:07,682 --> 00:47:10,149
you'd have a massive facial
expression and... (GROANS)
966
00:47:10,151 --> 00:47:12,050
You know, I'm starving!
Let's eat!
967
00:47:12,052 --> 00:47:14,854
Not until Wednesday gets home.
968
00:47:14,856 --> 00:47:17,356
Where is that
granddaughter of mine?
969
00:47:17,358 --> 00:47:19,160
I got something for her!
970
00:47:19,626 --> 00:47:20,994
(LOUD CLANG)
971
00:47:20,996 --> 00:47:23,562
Ah, there's my
little storm cloud!
972
00:47:23,564 --> 00:47:26,064
Wednesday,
where have you been?
973
00:47:26,066 --> 00:47:27,367
WEDNESDAY: Elsewhere.
974
00:47:27,369 --> 00:47:29,004
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
975
00:47:30,204 --> 00:47:31,570
(MORTICIA GASPS)
976
00:47:31,572 --> 00:47:34,041
(BAT SQUEAKING, SLURPING)
977
00:47:37,512 --> 00:47:39,211
What are you wearing?
978
00:47:39,213 --> 00:47:41,747
Parker calls it
a pop of color.
979
00:47:41,749 --> 00:47:43,349
While I certainly
appreciate a horse
980
00:47:43,351 --> 00:47:44,517
with a spear
through its head,
981
00:47:44,519 --> 00:47:45,584
the color is...
982
00:47:45,586 --> 00:47:47,586
She claims
it brings out my smile.
983
00:47:47,588 --> 00:47:49,988
Wednesday,
you don't have a smile.
984
00:47:49,990 --> 00:47:51,524
Turns out
I have a lot of things
985
00:47:51,526 --> 00:47:52,828
you don't know about.
986
00:47:55,697 --> 00:47:56,863
(LURCH MOANS)
987
00:47:56,865 --> 00:47:58,898
GRANDMA: (GASPS)
I see I got here just in time.
988
00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:00,633
You were right to call, Gomez.
989
00:48:00,635 --> 00:48:02,869
I'll talk to her.
Hand me that bear trap.
990
00:48:02,871 --> 00:48:06,275
Thank you, Grandma.
But I will handle this.
991
00:48:06,874 --> 00:48:08,276
Ah, suit yourself.
992
00:48:11,378 --> 00:48:14,814
When you're done with Fabio,
send him up to my room.
993
00:48:14,816 --> 00:48:17,052
- Ooh-hoo-hoo.
- LURCH: Oh, boy!
994
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,419
MORTICIA: Wednesday.
995
00:48:21,421 --> 00:48:23,756
How would you like
to join me tomorrow
996
00:48:23,758 --> 00:48:28,294
after the school for tea
and séance in the cemetery?
997
00:48:28,296 --> 00:48:30,028
Is attendance mandatory?
998
00:48:30,030 --> 00:48:31,731
Come now, my little raven.
999
00:48:31,733 --> 00:48:34,200
You did so love it
when you were younger.
1000
00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:35,570
If you like, Mother.
1001
00:48:37,738 --> 00:48:39,439
Sleep well, dear.
1002
00:48:39,441 --> 00:48:41,977
Don't forget to kick
your father good night.
1003
00:48:44,244 --> 00:48:46,280
- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- (SIZZLES)
1004
00:48:47,314 --> 00:48:48,747
PARKER: What's your
favorite filter?
1005
00:48:48,749 --> 00:48:52,051
I don't know. I look black
and white in all of them.
1006
00:48:52,053 --> 00:48:53,385
PARKER: You know,
when I met you,
1007
00:48:53,387 --> 00:48:55,120
I thought you were
super weird.
1008
00:48:55,122 --> 00:48:56,921
But now,
I think you're really cool.
1009
00:48:56,923 --> 00:48:58,157
I concur.
1010
00:48:58,159 --> 00:49:00,325
You're not completely devoid
of merit yourself.
1011
00:49:00,327 --> 00:49:02,430
I wanna say "thank you"...
1012
00:49:03,597 --> 00:49:04,896
(CREAKING)
1013
00:49:04,898 --> 00:49:05,965
Oh, how'd that barrette
1014
00:49:05,967 --> 00:49:07,399
you bought yesterday
go over at home?
1015
00:49:07,401 --> 00:49:11,671
Actually, my mother's reaction
was, well, unexpected.
1016
00:49:11,673 --> 00:49:15,307
She was accepting.
It depressed me.
1017
00:49:15,309 --> 00:49:18,611
One never wants to see
one's mother that way.
1018
00:49:18,613 --> 00:49:19,812
But I must admit,
1019
00:49:19,814 --> 00:49:24,682
walking around in something
so garish, so grotesque...
1020
00:49:24,684 --> 00:49:26,785
I was shocked
how thrilling it felt.
1021
00:49:26,787 --> 00:49:29,354
(SIGHS) I wish
I could do that.
1022
00:49:29,356 --> 00:49:31,090
But my mom makes me
wear this stuff,
1023
00:49:31,092 --> 00:49:33,093
and it's just so...
1024
00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:37,296
I believe the word you're
looking for is "unfortunate."
1025
00:49:37,298 --> 00:49:40,700
Ugh. I'd love to
just go crazy
1026
00:49:40,702 --> 00:49:43,271
and wear something
that would shock her.
1027
00:49:44,439 --> 00:49:45,671
Well, Parker,
1028
00:49:45,673 --> 00:49:46,838
you're in luck.
1029
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,211
You happen to be talking
to the queen of shock.
1030
00:49:51,979 --> 00:49:54,116
(HAUNTING ARIA PLAYING)
1031
00:49:55,215 --> 00:49:56,550
(CAWING)
1032
00:50:06,793 --> 00:50:08,896
(CRYSTAL BALL RINGING)
1033
00:50:11,298 --> 00:50:12,463
Hello, Mother.
1034
00:50:12,465 --> 00:50:14,633
GRANDMA FRUMP:
Where's my little wraith?
1035
00:50:14,635 --> 00:50:16,568
(SIGHS) Wednesday
still hasn't arrived.
1036
00:50:16,570 --> 00:50:19,204
We agreed to come up here
for tea and séance,
1037
00:50:19,206 --> 00:50:21,840
and now it seems
she stood me up.
1038
00:50:21,842 --> 00:50:23,575
GRANDMA FRUMP: Morticia!
Can you hear me?
1039
00:50:23,577 --> 00:50:24,977
GRANDPA FRUMP:
You're not doing it right.
1040
00:50:24,979 --> 00:50:26,312
- Press that button there.
- GRANDMA FRUMP: I did! I did!
1041
00:50:26,314 --> 00:50:27,379
GRANDPA FRUMP:
Did you hear it click?
1042
00:50:27,381 --> 00:50:28,479
GRANDMA FRUMP: Morticia!
1043
00:50:28,481 --> 00:50:29,615
GRANDPA FRUMP:
It's supposed to be on
1044
00:50:29,617 --> 00:50:31,017
- when you hear the click.
- Wait, I see something.
1045
00:50:31,019 --> 00:50:32,718
GRANDPA FRUMP: You did it!
GRANDMA FRUMP: Hello, darling!
1046
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,486
Now, where's my granddaughter?
1047
00:50:34,488 --> 00:50:35,921
Just what I said.
1048
00:50:35,923 --> 00:50:38,057
I think she's distancing
herself from me.
1049
00:50:38,059 --> 00:50:39,691
GRANDMA FRUMP: Oh,
she's wrapped in a black hole
1050
00:50:39,693 --> 00:50:40,992
of emptiness and longing,
1051
00:50:40,994 --> 00:50:42,528
like all of us Frump women.
1052
00:50:42,530 --> 00:50:44,963
- GRANDPA FRUMP: Wednesday?
- It's not Wednesday!
1053
00:50:44,965 --> 00:50:46,999
- GRANDPA FRUMP: Who's this?
- It's me, Father.
1054
00:50:47,001 --> 00:50:48,066
GRANDPA FRUMP: Morticia?
1055
00:50:48,068 --> 00:50:50,436
What's wrong with you now?
1056
00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:52,537
The world can be so cruel.
1057
00:50:52,539 --> 00:50:55,173
And all she wants to do
is run toward it.
1058
00:50:55,175 --> 00:50:57,041
GRANDMA FRUMP:
She's a lot like you that way.
1059
00:50:57,043 --> 00:50:58,510
You wanted to see the world.
1060
00:50:58,512 --> 00:51:00,680
Find yourself.
Serve time!
1061
00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:03,615
GRANDPA FRUMP: Listen,
Morticia, remember the time
1062
00:51:03,617 --> 00:51:06,619
you ran away
and joined the Girl Scouts?
1063
00:51:06,621 --> 00:51:10,189
We were so worried
you were on a bad path.
1064
00:51:10,191 --> 00:51:12,624
But when you found out
that campfires
1065
00:51:12,626 --> 00:51:15,928
were for roasting marshmallows
and not other Girl Scouts,
1066
00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:17,930
well, you got bored
and you came home.
1067
00:51:17,932 --> 00:51:20,233
GRANDMA FRUMP:
We were so relieved.
1068
00:51:20,235 --> 00:51:21,700
GRANDPA FRUMP:
Trust Wednesday.
1069
00:51:21,702 --> 00:51:24,803
Like you,
she'll do the right thing.
1070
00:51:24,805 --> 00:51:28,374
Thank you, Father.
That's most comforting.
1071
00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:30,408
GRANDPA FRUMP: Good.
Wait a second.
1072
00:51:30,410 --> 00:51:31,642
When did I die?
1073
00:51:31,644 --> 00:51:33,146
GRANDMA FRUMP: 20 years ago.
1074
00:51:33,148 --> 00:51:35,914
GRANDPA FRUMP: Oh, right.
Happy anniversary, darling.
1075
00:51:35,916 --> 00:51:39,551
All right, Pugsley, let's,
uh, go through it again.
1076
00:51:39,553 --> 00:51:42,655
You got this, Pugsley.
This Mazurka's nothing.
1077
00:51:42,657 --> 00:51:44,490
- (SLURPS)
- (LIQUID SLOSHES)
1078
00:51:44,492 --> 00:51:47,425
- You eat swords for breakfast.
- (BELCHES)
1079
00:51:47,427 --> 00:51:50,095
You just got a case
of pre-ball jitters.
1080
00:51:50,097 --> 00:51:52,263
It's way more common
than you think.
1081
00:51:52,265 --> 00:51:54,834
If a Mazurka lasts
for more than four hours,
1082
00:51:54,836 --> 00:51:56,438
contact your doctor.
1083
00:51:57,805 --> 00:51:59,841
From the top.
Music!
1084
00:52:00,675 --> 00:52:02,010
(PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE)
1085
00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:08,115
(WHIMPERS)
1086
00:52:08,883 --> 00:52:09,918
(CHOKES)
1087
00:52:13,188 --> 00:52:14,653
(HIGH-PITCHED MOAN)
1088
00:52:14,655 --> 00:52:15,820
Pugsley,
1089
00:52:15,822 --> 00:52:17,455
I can honestly say
1090
00:52:17,457 --> 00:52:21,593
that was most definitely
a thing you did.
1091
00:52:21,595 --> 00:52:24,863
(CHUCKLES) A question,
what in heaven's name was it?
1092
00:52:24,865 --> 00:52:26,265
The Sabre Mazurka.
1093
00:52:26,267 --> 00:52:27,469
(GASPS)
1094
00:52:28,702 --> 00:52:31,104
You know what?
You've been practicing hard.
1095
00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:33,205
Why don't we
call it a day? Hmm?
1096
00:52:33,207 --> 00:52:35,207
- Hit the showers, kid.
- (SLAPS)
1097
00:52:35,209 --> 00:52:36,575
So, we're finished?
1098
00:52:36,577 --> 00:52:37,843
Ah, yes.
1099
00:52:37,845 --> 00:52:41,613
Yes, son. We are
most certainly finished.
1100
00:52:41,615 --> 00:52:43,582
Mmm. Okay. Thanks, Pop.
1101
00:52:43,584 --> 00:52:45,020
Thanks, Uncle Fester.
1102
00:52:47,688 --> 00:52:49,655
(SIGHS)
1103
00:52:49,657 --> 00:52:53,693
This is a complete disaster!
How did this happen?
1104
00:52:53,695 --> 00:52:55,193
And he's going
to make a fool of himself
1105
00:52:55,195 --> 00:52:56,495
in front of everyone!
1106
00:52:56,497 --> 00:52:58,530
Gomez, you gotta calm down!
1107
00:52:58,532 --> 00:53:00,800
There's still a day
to get him ready!
1108
00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:04,437
Fester, a year wouldn't be
enough to get him ready.
1109
00:53:04,439 --> 00:53:06,506
I've failed him, Fester.
1110
00:53:06,508 --> 00:53:11,142
I tried to raise him to be
an Addams, but I failed.
1111
00:53:11,144 --> 00:53:13,914
They're going
to eat him alive.
1112
00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:18,983
(SINGING) I like it like that
Ooh, baby
1113
00:53:18,985 --> 00:53:21,019
I said I like it like that
1114
00:53:21,021 --> 00:53:25,124
Ooh, baby,
I like it like that
1115
00:53:25,126 --> 00:53:27,359
All right. Thank you.
1116
00:53:27,361 --> 00:53:29,762
Grandma,
we already have a band.
1117
00:53:29,764 --> 00:53:32,164
They came highly recommended
from the mortuary.
1118
00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:33,465
Oh.
1119
00:53:33,467 --> 00:53:35,501
(SCOFFS) I'm sure
they're good.
1120
00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:38,370
My sister Sloom is
going to be judging Pugsley.
1121
00:53:38,372 --> 00:53:40,273
And if things aren't done
the traditional way,
1122
00:53:40,275 --> 00:53:41,840
she won't be happy,
1123
00:53:41,842 --> 00:53:44,109
and the Mazurka
could be a disaster!
1124
00:53:44,111 --> 00:53:46,113
But what do I know?
1125
00:53:46,414 --> 00:53:47,546
Fine.
1126
00:53:47,548 --> 00:53:48,948
SHRUNKEN HEAD 1:
Yay, we got the gig!
1127
00:53:48,950 --> 00:53:50,048
SHRUNKEN HEAD 2: We got it!
1128
00:53:50,050 --> 00:53:51,550
- Ah, one more thing...
- (LOUD BANGING)
1129
00:53:51,552 --> 00:53:54,919
Oh, someone's at the door.
I'd better go see who it is.
1130
00:53:54,921 --> 00:53:56,756
(SHRUNKEN HEADS
CONTINUE EXCLAIMING)
1131
00:53:56,758 --> 00:53:58,356
(DOOR CLANGS)
1132
00:53:58,358 --> 00:53:59,360
(GASPS)
1133
00:54:01,896 --> 00:54:05,597
(SINGING) What's so great
about being yourself
1134
00:54:05,599 --> 00:54:09,734
When you can be like
everyone else?
1135
00:54:09,736 --> 00:54:12,271
Do not speak
to your mother that way.
1136
00:54:12,273 --> 00:54:14,805
How dare you
enter this house like that.
1137
00:54:14,807 --> 00:54:16,945
Wait, where are your tattoos?
1138
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:20,812
Oh, thank the stars!
1139
00:54:20,814 --> 00:54:23,381
- Where were you?
- Hanging out with Parker.
1140
00:54:23,383 --> 00:54:26,151
Is this why you skipped
tea and séance?
1141
00:54:26,153 --> 00:54:28,153
Your grandparents
were trying to contact you.
1142
00:54:28,155 --> 00:54:29,454
Holy Hades!
1143
00:54:29,456 --> 00:54:31,057
Whoever did that to you,
Wednesday,
1144
00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:33,425
I hope the other guy
looks worse.
1145
00:54:33,427 --> 00:54:36,361
Nobody did this to me.
This is my new look.
1146
00:54:36,363 --> 00:54:37,629
Do you like it?
1147
00:54:37,631 --> 00:54:38,731
I do not like it.
1148
00:54:38,733 --> 00:54:40,932
Everyone knows pink
is a gateway color.
1149
00:54:40,934 --> 00:54:43,769
I warned you about sending her
to public school.
1150
00:54:43,771 --> 00:54:44,836
Don't worry.
1151
00:54:44,838 --> 00:54:46,570
Wednesday is never
going to that school again.
1152
00:54:46,572 --> 00:54:47,905
- What?
- MORTICIA: In fact,
1153
00:54:47,907 --> 00:54:50,311
she's never leaving
this house again.
1154
00:54:53,447 --> 00:54:56,515
Wow, that's some evil eye
she's got there.
1155
00:54:56,517 --> 00:54:59,651
No, that dead-eye stare
is new.
1156
00:54:59,653 --> 00:55:01,854
And I think I know
where she got it.
1157
00:55:01,856 --> 00:55:04,590
Hey, guys, this is me now.
1158
00:55:04,592 --> 00:55:07,593
If you like it, hit "like,"
but who cares if you like it.
1159
00:55:07,595 --> 00:55:09,028
- I'm living my truth.
- (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
1160
00:55:09,030 --> 00:55:10,798
(SCREAMS) Parker?
1161
00:55:12,298 --> 00:55:14,369
- Who did this to you?
- I did.
1162
00:55:15,102 --> 00:55:17,102
This is my new look, Mother.
1163
00:55:17,104 --> 00:55:21,673
I decided that from now on,
I choose my clothes, not you.
1164
00:55:21,675 --> 00:55:25,077
Argh! This is that little
creep Wednesday Addams' work!
1165
00:55:25,079 --> 00:55:28,347
She's not a creep.
She's just not like you.
1166
00:55:28,349 --> 00:55:30,216
Why can't you ever let
people be different?
1167
00:55:30,218 --> 00:55:34,486
Because it's my calling
to make everyone the same.
1168
00:55:34,488 --> 00:55:38,390
(HISSING) Too bright!
It burns! (GROANING)
1169
00:55:38,392 --> 00:55:41,292
Good! Maybe it'll burn away
the weird!
1170
00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:42,494
I hate it here!
1171
00:55:42,496 --> 00:55:44,495
Everything's boring
and fake and bright,
1172
00:55:44,497 --> 00:55:46,231
like plastic flowers!
1173
00:55:46,233 --> 00:55:47,466
Like you!
1174
00:55:47,468 --> 00:55:51,504
Parker!
Plastic flowers live forever.
1175
00:55:51,506 --> 00:55:53,808
Now, you go think
about that in your room.
1176
00:55:54,407 --> 00:55:56,508
With no social media.
1177
00:55:56,510 --> 00:55:58,977
No! Please, no.
Anything but that!
1178
00:55:58,979 --> 00:56:01,646
Now go wipe that depressing
goop off your face.
1179
00:56:01,648 --> 00:56:03,414
(SCOFFS) You first!
1180
00:56:03,416 --> 00:56:07,553
Oh! Those Addamses
have gone too far this time.
1181
00:56:07,555 --> 00:56:10,592
I think they're going to need
a little more help.
1182
00:56:26,374 --> 00:56:27,542
Hey!
1183
00:56:29,510 --> 00:56:31,376
Where are you going?
1184
00:56:31,378 --> 00:56:32,945
A friend's.
1185
00:56:32,947 --> 00:56:37,249
I hold people prisoner,
not the other way around.
1186
00:56:37,251 --> 00:56:39,350
Good luck with your Mazurka.
1187
00:56:39,352 --> 00:56:41,754
Wait, you're leaving?
1188
00:56:41,756 --> 00:56:43,555
Who's gonna torment me
every day?
1189
00:56:43,557 --> 00:56:46,758
Living under this roof is
all the torment you'll need.
1190
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,026
Besides, our parents
have made it clear
1191
00:56:49,028 --> 00:56:51,796
that the only way
to be accepted in this family
1192
00:56:51,798 --> 00:56:54,733
is to be exactly like them.
1193
00:56:54,735 --> 00:56:57,102
I can't play
by those rules anymore.
1194
00:56:57,104 --> 00:56:59,637
Farewell, brother Pugsley.
1195
00:56:59,639 --> 00:57:01,542
Tomorrow, you become a man.
1196
00:57:02,075 --> 00:57:04,311
And I become a fugitive.
1197
00:57:05,979 --> 00:57:08,713
Always kinda knew
it'd end up like this.
1198
00:57:08,715 --> 00:57:11,249
Just didn't think
it'd be so soon.
1199
00:57:11,251 --> 00:57:13,718
WEDNESDAY: I'll never
forget you, Pugsley!
1200
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:15,553
But I'll try.
1201
00:57:15,555 --> 00:57:18,657
Pugsley, have you seen
your sister?
1202
00:57:18,659 --> 00:57:20,258
She's not in her room.
1203
00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:21,827
PUGSLEY: Mmm...
1204
00:57:21,829 --> 00:57:24,164
Pugsley. Where's Wednesday?
1205
00:57:24,731 --> 00:57:26,099
Um... Tsk.
1206
00:57:27,834 --> 00:57:32,236
Tick, tock,
tick, tock, Mother.
1207
00:57:32,238 --> 00:57:35,006
You're getting very sleepy.
1208
00:57:35,008 --> 00:57:36,240
Pugsley...
1209
00:57:36,242 --> 00:57:39,979
She did not go
to her friend's house.
1210
00:57:39,981 --> 00:57:41,814
She went to
her friend's house?
1211
00:57:41,816 --> 00:57:45,684
I repeat, she did not
go to her friend's...
1212
00:57:45,686 --> 00:57:46,920
(PUGSLEY GROANS)
1213
00:57:55,963 --> 00:57:57,262
(SIGHS)
1214
00:57:57,264 --> 00:57:59,367
(MELLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1215
00:58:09,843 --> 00:58:11,111
(CLEARS THROAT)
1216
00:58:12,046 --> 00:58:15,617
(SINGING) When the day is long
1217
00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,220
And the night
1218
00:58:19,887 --> 00:58:22,323
The night is yours alone
1219
00:58:27,561 --> 00:58:28,959
When you're sure
1220
00:58:28,961 --> 00:58:31,532
- You've had enough
- (SIGHS)
1221
00:58:33,066 --> 00:58:35,235
Of this life
1222
00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:39,140
Hang on
1223
00:58:42,809 --> 00:58:46,514
Don't let yourself go
1224
00:58:50,418 --> 00:58:54,088
'Cause everybody cries
1225
00:58:58,191 --> 00:59:03,160
And everybody hurts
1226
00:59:03,162 --> 00:59:04,562
- (WINDOW CREAKS)
- (GASPS)
1227
00:59:04,564 --> 00:59:06,532
Sometimes
1228
00:59:06,534 --> 00:59:09,202
I shall be staying with you
for a while.
1229
00:59:10,104 --> 00:59:13,942
(SINGING) Everybody hurts
1230
00:59:18,111 --> 00:59:19,343
MAN: (ON PHONE)
If this doesn't work,
1231
00:59:19,345 --> 00:59:21,379
the next house we flip
is gonna land on you.
1232
00:59:21,381 --> 00:59:22,580
Marty, listen to me.
1233
00:59:22,582 --> 00:59:25,184
Tomorrow, our finale
will be the biggest half hour
1234
00:59:25,186 --> 00:59:26,919
your network has ever aired.
1235
00:59:26,921 --> 00:59:29,088
There's just one more thing
to take care of.
1236
00:59:29,090 --> 00:59:30,555
This better be good
or you won't be able
1237
00:59:30,557 --> 00:59:31,791
to get a job as a doormat.
1238
00:59:31,793 --> 00:59:32,925
Yes, yes, yes.
1239
00:59:32,927 --> 00:59:36,396
I intend to bring
the house down.
1240
00:59:39,032 --> 00:59:41,035
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1241
00:59:50,311 --> 00:59:51,977
SNOOP DOGG: (SINGING)
When the pimp's in the crib ma
1242
00:59:51,979 --> 00:59:54,546
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
1243
00:59:54,548 --> 00:59:55,814
Drop it like it's hot
1244
00:59:55,816 --> 00:59:57,283
When the pigs try
to get at you
1245
00:59:57,285 --> 00:59:59,783
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
1246
00:59:59,785 --> 01:00:00,952
Park it like it's hot
1247
01:00:00,954 --> 01:00:02,421
And if a... get a attitude
1248
01:00:02,423 --> 01:00:04,756
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
1249
01:00:04,758 --> 01:00:05,890
Pop it like it's hot
1250
01:00:05,892 --> 01:00:08,561
I got the Rolly on my arm
and I'm pouring Chandon
1251
01:00:08,563 --> 01:00:11,633
And I roll the best...
'cause I got it going on
1252
01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:15,436
(GONG CRASHES)
1253
01:00:16,803 --> 01:00:20,738
(DRONING) You rang?
1254
01:00:20,740 --> 01:00:23,207
It. Cousin. You made it!
1255
01:00:23,209 --> 01:00:24,341
(IT GIBBERS)
1256
01:00:24,343 --> 01:00:26,812
Please, come in.
Make yourself at home.
1257
01:00:26,814 --> 01:00:28,582
(IT GIBBERING)
1258
01:00:29,416 --> 01:00:30,950
Where did she hide my phone?
1259
01:00:30,952 --> 01:00:32,450
I haven't been able
1260
01:00:32,452 --> 01:00:34,820
to post a photo of my lunch
in almost three days!
1261
01:00:34,822 --> 01:00:37,321
And what about in there?
1262
01:00:37,323 --> 01:00:39,358
That's my mom's crafting room.
1263
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,660
No one is allowed in there.
1264
01:00:41,662 --> 01:00:43,031
Then that's where it is.
1265
01:00:50,671 --> 01:00:52,040
Weird.
1266
01:00:58,813 --> 01:00:59,881
(LEVER CLICKS)
1267
01:01:05,052 --> 01:01:06,218
Whoa.
1268
01:01:06,220 --> 01:01:07,885
Hidden depths.
1269
01:01:07,887 --> 01:01:09,821
PARKER: What is this?
1270
01:01:09,823 --> 01:01:12,791
There's Mr. Haney
making a sandwich.
1271
01:01:12,793 --> 01:01:15,526
And that guy trying to put
a tiny tuxedo on his cat.
1272
01:01:15,528 --> 01:01:16,794
- MR. FLYNN: Sit still!
- That's Mr. Flynn.
1273
01:01:16,796 --> 01:01:17,863
MR. FLYNN: Why are you
being so difficult?
1274
01:01:17,865 --> 01:01:18,930
- (CAT YOWLS)
- Trying to make you
1275
01:01:18,932 --> 01:01:20,532
- look handsome.
- My money's on the cat.
1276
01:01:20,534 --> 01:01:23,234
And there's our science
teacher, Ms. Gravely,
1277
01:01:23,236 --> 01:01:26,238
putting her underwear
in the freezer?
1278
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,573
My mom must have built
hidden cameras
1279
01:01:29,575 --> 01:01:31,475
into all of the houses.
1280
01:01:31,477 --> 01:01:32,878
WEDNESDAY:
She really is psycho.
1281
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,015
- MARGAUX: Parker!
- Whoa!
1282
01:01:35,381 --> 01:01:37,247
Hey, Mom.
1283
01:01:37,249 --> 01:01:39,651
We were just looking for you.
1284
01:01:39,653 --> 01:01:43,724
What have I told you
about Mommy's crafting room?
1285
01:01:45,425 --> 01:01:48,526
Sorry to do this,
but standards must be upheld.
1286
01:01:48,528 --> 01:01:51,032
Parker, someday you'll
understand, and, Wednesday...
1287
01:01:51,564 --> 01:01:52,833
Well, anyway, Parker.
1288
01:01:55,202 --> 01:01:56,568
- (GRUNTING)
- (DOOR RATTLES)
1289
01:01:56,570 --> 01:01:59,838
(SIGHS) My mom
has a lair and a jail?
1290
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:02,173
I knew I should have picked
to live with my dad.
1291
01:02:02,175 --> 01:02:04,541
- We're gonna be on TV!
- (EXCITED CHATTER)
1292
01:02:04,543 --> 01:02:05,711
Are we gonna be famous?
1293
01:02:05,713 --> 01:02:07,079
DENISE: Glenn, what do you
want in the frame?
1294
01:02:07,081 --> 01:02:09,280
- Okay, everyone, listen up.
- (WOMAN SHUSHING)
1295
01:02:09,282 --> 01:02:11,216
It's the last run-through
before the finale,
1296
01:02:11,218 --> 01:02:13,419
so let's try this
one last time, okay?
1297
01:02:13,421 --> 01:02:16,155
We're gonna shoot across
the town square to the gazebo
1298
01:02:16,157 --> 01:02:17,888
where Margaux
will make her grand entrance.
1299
01:02:17,890 --> 01:02:20,392
So everyone will be
walking this direction
1300
01:02:20,394 --> 01:02:21,892
across the square.
1301
01:02:21,894 --> 01:02:23,695
Judy, you start here,
1302
01:02:23,697 --> 01:02:25,463
Ken, you're gonna follow Judy.
1303
01:02:25,465 --> 01:02:28,133
You can stand right here
and...
1304
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:30,537
Uh, is there
a bathroom nearby?
1305
01:02:31,037 --> 01:02:32,572
(GASPS) Uh...
1306
01:02:35,742 --> 01:02:37,642
(HUSHED VOICE)
Margaux, they're here!
1307
01:02:37,644 --> 01:02:39,245
MARGAUX: (ON PHONE)
What are you talking about?
1308
01:02:39,247 --> 01:02:40,711
They're here!
1309
01:02:40,713 --> 01:02:42,948
The Addams family!
1310
01:02:42,950 --> 01:02:44,252
- (MAN EXCLAIMING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1311
01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:49,256
(MAN SCREAMING)
1312
01:02:53,126 --> 01:02:54,292
Pardon me.
1313
01:02:54,294 --> 01:02:55,428
(GLENN YELPS)
1314
01:02:55,930 --> 01:02:56,998
Excuse me.
1315
01:02:57,664 --> 01:02:58,829
What are we gonna do?
1316
01:02:58,831 --> 01:03:03,936
What we always do, Glenn.
Help people.
1317
01:03:03,938 --> 01:03:07,104
"The Addams monsters
are planning
1318
01:03:07,106 --> 01:03:10,975
"to attack the town tonight!"
Exclamation point.
1319
01:03:10,977 --> 01:03:12,144
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1320
01:03:12,146 --> 01:03:14,816
"Meet at Margaux's house now."
1321
01:03:15,282 --> 01:03:16,984
Mmm? Oh.
1322
01:03:22,590 --> 01:03:25,291
Salutations, Addams.
We're here!
1323
01:03:25,293 --> 01:03:28,325
Petunia, I love what
you've done with your hair.
1324
01:03:28,327 --> 01:03:31,028
Thanks, I just had it mowed.
1325
01:03:31,030 --> 01:03:33,497
Please, come in.
Make yourself uncomfortable.
1326
01:03:33,499 --> 01:03:35,800
- Uncle Onion!
- (VOCALIZES)
1327
01:03:35,802 --> 01:03:37,202
- It's been so long!
- Voilà!
1328
01:03:37,204 --> 01:03:39,437
Yes, so disappointed
to see you.
1329
01:03:39,439 --> 01:03:42,807
Ah, you always manage
to bring a tear to my eye!
1330
01:03:42,809 --> 01:03:43,941
(KISSES LOUDLY)
1331
01:03:43,943 --> 01:03:46,678
Greetings, Dr. Flambe!
How you doing?
1332
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:48,814
- I'm on fire!
- Good!
1333
01:03:48,816 --> 01:03:50,582
This party's gonna be lit!
1334
01:03:50,584 --> 01:03:52,520
Ah, Auntie Sloom.
1335
01:03:53,153 --> 01:03:55,452
Auntie Sloom!
1336
01:03:55,454 --> 01:04:00,191
You are as radiant
as a barrel of nuclear waste.
1337
01:04:00,193 --> 01:04:03,163
Where is the boy?
1338
01:04:03,497 --> 01:04:04,562
Pugsley?
1339
01:04:04,564 --> 01:04:06,530
- (PUGSLEY GRUNTING)
- Ah, there you are.
1340
01:04:06,532 --> 01:04:07,832
Come down and say hello
1341
01:04:07,834 --> 01:04:09,202
- to your Auntie Sloom.
- Ahh!
1342
01:04:11,805 --> 01:04:16,508
Gomez, this tradition is not
to be taken lightly.
1343
01:04:16,510 --> 01:04:19,676
I trust that the boy
has been properly trained.
1344
01:04:19,678 --> 01:04:21,245
Yes, once you see how we've...
1345
01:04:21,247 --> 01:04:25,883
It's bad enough this Mazurka
is taking place in New Jersey.
1346
01:04:25,885 --> 01:04:29,021
Now, where are the dregs?
I'm thirsty.
1347
01:04:29,023 --> 01:04:31,023
MARGAUX: (ON MEGAPHONE)
You've seen them!
1348
01:04:31,025 --> 01:04:34,325
You've heard the stories
on Neighborhood Peeps!
1349
01:04:34,327 --> 01:04:38,729
Those Addams aren't people,
they're monsters!
1350
01:04:38,731 --> 01:04:41,901
And now, there's
an infestation of them!
1351
01:04:41,903 --> 01:04:45,236
They're here to destroy
our beautiful community
1352
01:04:45,238 --> 01:04:46,437
and turn it into a place
1353
01:04:46,439 --> 01:04:48,907
that no Design Intervention
can save!
1354
01:04:48,909 --> 01:04:51,410
Addams aren't wanted here!
1355
01:04:51,412 --> 01:04:53,245
They're monsters!
They're all monsters!
1356
01:04:53,247 --> 01:04:56,347
We need to destroy them first!
1357
01:04:56,349 --> 01:04:58,251
Who's with me?
1358
01:04:59,119 --> 01:05:00,584
We'll be revealing
Assimilation
1359
01:05:00,586 --> 01:05:02,787
and all of you to our audience
in just an hour.
1360
01:05:02,789 --> 01:05:06,224
Our last chance to help
these people is now.
1361
01:05:06,226 --> 01:05:09,727
Bill, John, do you still have
that lovely catapult?
1362
01:05:09,729 --> 01:05:11,195
BILL AND JOHN: Yes, we do!
1363
01:05:11,197 --> 01:05:13,198
Are you sure about this?
1364
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,066
MAN 1: We can't let them ruin
our neighborhood!
1365
01:05:15,068 --> 01:05:16,133
MAN 2: Let's do it!
1366
01:05:16,135 --> 01:05:17,537
WOMAN: I want them out!
1367
01:05:19,305 --> 01:05:22,506
No one torments
my family but me.
1368
01:05:22,508 --> 01:05:23,811
Hair clip, please.
1369
01:05:24,711 --> 01:05:25,947
Okay.
1370
01:05:32,151 --> 01:05:33,153
(CLICKS)
1371
01:05:34,755 --> 01:05:37,590
- (GASPS)
- Cage school 101.
1372
01:05:39,093 --> 01:05:40,158
HEAD ADDAMS:
He'd better be ready
1373
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,559
or Auntie Sloom
will have his head!
1374
01:05:41,561 --> 01:05:42,961
FEMALE ADDAMS:
He looks very small.
1375
01:05:42,963 --> 01:05:44,662
MALE ADDAMS 1: That kid's
got some big shoes to fill.
1376
01:05:44,664 --> 01:05:46,465
MALE ADDAMS 2: I certainly
hope the boy's ready.
1377
01:05:46,467 --> 01:05:48,999
Well, I'm not going
easy on him.
1378
01:05:49,001 --> 01:05:51,005
(PLAYING UPBEAT
SPOOKY MUSIC)
1379
01:05:59,012 --> 01:06:00,111
FESTER: Heads up.
1380
01:06:00,113 --> 01:06:01,646
(SINGERS VOCALIZING)
1381
01:06:01,648 --> 01:06:03,314
Hey, alto, you're flat.
1382
01:06:03,316 --> 01:06:04,950
(IT GIBBERING)
1383
01:06:04,952 --> 01:06:06,454
(LAUGHTER)
1384
01:06:09,155 --> 01:06:10,488
Sloom.
1385
01:06:10,490 --> 01:06:12,925
- Sister.
- Darling, I...
1386
01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:14,693
I know the last time
we saw each other,
1387
01:06:14,695 --> 01:06:16,193
we had that horrible fight.
1388
01:06:16,195 --> 01:06:19,564
And I just wanted to tell you,
from the bottom of my heart,
1389
01:06:19,566 --> 01:06:22,466
I won that fight!
And I was glad I cheated!
1390
01:06:22,468 --> 01:06:26,504
You won?
Still a sore loser, as always!
1391
01:06:26,506 --> 01:06:29,274
I want a rematch!
Right here! Right now!
1392
01:06:29,276 --> 01:06:31,809
Auntie Sloom?
Can I get you anything?
1393
01:06:31,811 --> 01:06:33,178
When's the Mazurka?
1394
01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:34,780
Soon, soon.
1395
01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:36,615
Our daughter Wednesday
isn't here yet.
1396
01:06:36,617 --> 01:06:39,383
If your daughter
can't be on time,
1397
01:06:39,385 --> 01:06:41,688
then we will begin
without her!
1398
01:06:42,322 --> 01:06:44,955
Very well, Auntie Sloom.
1399
01:06:44,957 --> 01:06:46,026
(LAUGHING)
1400
01:06:48,361 --> 01:06:51,798
- Attention, please. Attention!
- (GLASS CLINKS)
1401
01:06:52,999 --> 01:06:54,198
(CRUNCHES, GULPS)
1402
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:57,135
The hour is upon us.
1403
01:06:57,137 --> 01:06:58,238
Places!
1404
01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:10,484
(PLAYING CEREMONIAL MUSIC
ON ORGAN)
1405
01:07:11,985 --> 01:07:17,756
We gather today to witness
my son, Pugsley Addams,
1406
01:07:17,758 --> 01:07:20,561
perform his Sabre Mazurka.
1407
01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,896
(ORGAN CONTINUES PLAYING)
1408
01:07:43,249 --> 01:07:46,852
He will begin with a reading
from the Terror,
1409
01:07:46,854 --> 01:07:50,624
which commemorates
our cries in battle.
1410
01:07:56,229 --> 01:07:57,431
(IT GIBBERS)
1411
01:07:58,097 --> 01:08:00,133
(WAILING HOWL)
1412
01:08:05,771 --> 01:08:06,773
(IT GIBBERS)
1413
01:08:08,642 --> 01:08:10,444
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
1414
01:08:12,579 --> 01:08:16,483
And now,
the transition into manhood.
1415
01:08:17,584 --> 01:08:18,586
(IT GIBBERS)
1416
01:08:19,152 --> 01:08:20,251
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1417
01:08:20,253 --> 01:08:21,655
(STRAINING)
1418
01:08:22,423 --> 01:08:23,791
(ALL APPLAUDING)
1419
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:28,628
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1420
01:08:34,267 --> 01:08:37,101
(CLEARS THROAT)
And now, the Sabre Mazurka.
1421
01:08:37,103 --> 01:08:38,905
(EXCITED MURMURING)
1422
01:08:45,144 --> 01:08:46,446
Hold still.
1423
01:08:48,482 --> 01:08:50,849
The Addams mustache.
1424
01:08:50,851 --> 01:08:52,452
Now you're ready.
1425
01:08:54,754 --> 01:08:56,523
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1426
01:09:17,611 --> 01:09:18,612
(SWORD THUDS)
1427
01:09:24,017 --> 01:09:25,019
(CLANGING)
1428
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,554
(ALL GASPING)
1429
01:09:33,559 --> 01:09:35,129
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1430
01:09:58,418 --> 01:09:59,517
(ALL GASP)
1431
01:09:59,519 --> 01:10:00,752
(MUSIC STOPS)
1432
01:10:00,754 --> 01:10:02,189
(GUESTS MURMURING)
1433
01:10:02,856 --> 01:10:03,924
GOMEZ: Pugsley?
1434
01:10:06,593 --> 01:10:08,193
I give up.
1435
01:10:08,195 --> 01:10:10,030
I can't do it, Pop.
1436
01:10:11,564 --> 01:10:12,765
GUESTS: Oh.
1437
01:10:15,402 --> 01:10:16,570
I'm sorry.
1438
01:10:17,504 --> 01:10:19,537
I let you down.
1439
01:10:19,539 --> 01:10:22,509
You haven't
let me down, Pugsley.
1440
01:10:23,744 --> 01:10:25,510
I let you down.
1441
01:10:25,512 --> 01:10:27,212
I was so focused
on doing things
1442
01:10:27,214 --> 01:10:29,012
the traditional way,
1443
01:10:29,014 --> 01:10:31,151
I forgot to let you
be who you are.
1444
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:34,722
(ALL GASPING)
1445
01:10:35,588 --> 01:10:36,654
MARGAUX: (ON MEGAPHONE)
Hey!
1446
01:10:36,656 --> 01:10:40,559
Are ya ready
for your Margaux makeover now?
1447
01:10:40,561 --> 01:10:41,860
It's Margaux.
1448
01:10:41,862 --> 01:10:43,227
She must have turned
the whole town
1449
01:10:43,229 --> 01:10:44,863
into stark raving lunatics.
1450
01:10:44,865 --> 01:10:47,265
Well, I have to admit,
I admire her work.
1451
01:10:47,267 --> 01:10:48,400
BILL: Let's do this thing!
1452
01:10:48,402 --> 01:10:50,235
It's locked and loaded,
Margaux.
1453
01:10:50,237 --> 01:10:52,640
Let's go get 'em!
We've had enough!
1454
01:10:53,205 --> 01:10:54,207
Fire!
1455
01:10:56,442 --> 01:10:57,878
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1456
01:10:59,144 --> 01:11:02,982
SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out!
1457
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,521
(PANICKED SCREAMING)
1458
01:11:09,455 --> 01:11:10,888
Pugsley!
1459
01:11:10,890 --> 01:11:13,958
What is the true meaning
of the Mazurka?
1460
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,461
It's about protecting
our family
1461
01:11:16,463 --> 01:11:18,663
from those who would
do us harm!
1462
01:11:18,665 --> 01:11:22,069
Go ahead.
Show 'em what you're good at.
1463
01:11:22,635 --> 01:11:24,437
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1464
01:11:26,740 --> 01:11:30,809
All we have to do
is pull down the side walls!
1465
01:11:30,811 --> 01:11:32,842
ROCK MAFIA: (SINGING)
You shouldn't mess with me
1466
01:11:32,844 --> 01:11:35,079
You don't wanna mess with me
1467
01:11:35,081 --> 01:11:38,852
'Cause if you mess with me
You're messing with my family
1468
01:11:40,853 --> 01:11:42,020
(GUESTS SCREAMING)
1469
01:11:42,022 --> 01:11:44,890
Everyone, follow my boy!
1470
01:11:44,892 --> 01:11:46,160
(PUGSLEY CHUCKLING)
1471
01:11:49,963 --> 01:11:51,130
Hey, guys!
1472
01:11:54,166 --> 01:11:55,468
(SCREAMING)
1473
01:11:59,205 --> 01:12:00,573
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1474
01:12:08,147 --> 01:12:11,818
ROCK MAFIA: You might think
that we are all loco
1475
01:12:16,322 --> 01:12:20,160
But this family
is about to go global
1476
01:12:26,165 --> 01:12:27,633
MARGAUX: Fire!
1477
01:12:28,168 --> 01:12:29,436
(ALL WHIMPER)
1478
01:12:30,070 --> 01:12:32,305
Shakalaka bang, baby!
1479
01:12:39,412 --> 01:12:41,245
Quick! Out this way!
1480
01:12:41,247 --> 01:12:42,582
(ALL MURMURING)
1481
01:12:44,451 --> 01:12:45,883
(ALL GASPING)
1482
01:12:45,885 --> 01:12:47,720
Pop, I'm out of ammo!
1483
01:12:49,388 --> 01:12:50,989
We're trapped!
1484
01:12:50,991 --> 01:12:52,426
(RUMBLING)
1485
01:12:53,893 --> 01:12:55,561
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1486
01:13:06,339 --> 01:13:07,707
(ALL YELP)
1487
01:13:13,213 --> 01:13:15,012
Hope I'm not crashing
the party.
1488
01:13:15,014 --> 01:13:16,114
PUGSLEY: Wednesday!
1489
01:13:16,116 --> 01:13:17,414
- Yeah!
- (ALL SIGH)
1490
01:13:17,416 --> 01:13:19,285
Ichabod, quick,
lower your branches!
1491
01:13:22,054 --> 01:13:23,723
Everyone, grab on!
1492
01:13:42,575 --> 01:13:44,478
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMS AND MURMUR)
1493
01:13:46,946 --> 01:13:52,016
Margaux Needler never stops
until the project is complete.
1494
01:13:52,018 --> 01:13:53,420
(MARGAUX LAUGHING)
1495
01:13:55,488 --> 01:13:56,823
PUGSLEY: Fire in the hole!
1496
01:13:57,424 --> 01:13:58,588
(MARGAUX GASPS)
1497
01:13:58,590 --> 01:14:00,091
Mazurka!
1498
01:14:00,093 --> 01:14:01,628
(GUESTS CHEERING)
1499
01:14:03,495 --> 01:14:04,928
MORTICIA:
Is everyone all right?
1500
01:14:04,930 --> 01:14:07,601
No limbs missing that weren't
missing before you arrived?
1501
01:14:10,403 --> 01:14:11,905
(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)
1502
01:14:13,673 --> 01:14:17,842
My little raven,
I'm so happy you returned.
1503
01:14:17,844 --> 01:14:19,443
Of course I came back.
1504
01:14:19,445 --> 01:14:20,511
I knew there was no way
1505
01:14:20,513 --> 01:14:22,012
you were going
to save yourselves.
1506
01:14:22,014 --> 01:14:24,449
You are like
weak baby squirrels.
1507
01:14:24,451 --> 01:14:25,953
(GUESTS GROANING)
1508
01:14:28,321 --> 01:14:29,555
(RELIEVED CHATTER)
1509
01:14:37,531 --> 01:14:38,631
WEDNESDAY: Socrates.
1510
01:14:40,832 --> 01:14:43,437
Eight legs, nine lives.
1511
01:14:45,804 --> 01:14:47,974
GOMEZ: You were right,
cara mia.
1512
01:14:48,842 --> 01:14:50,443
People can be cruel.
1513
01:14:51,376 --> 01:14:52,776
What have we done?
1514
01:14:52,778 --> 01:14:55,312
They're just a family.
1515
01:14:55,314 --> 01:14:56,480
MARGAUX: A family?
1516
01:14:56,482 --> 01:14:58,615
Oh, please!
They're a bunch of monsters!
1517
01:14:58,617 --> 01:15:01,052
Don't go soft on me, people.
1518
01:15:01,054 --> 01:15:03,320
I will relish hounding you
1519
01:15:03,322 --> 01:15:05,556
until that nuclear waste dump
of a house is gone
1520
01:15:05,558 --> 01:15:08,391
and your mutant family
along with it! Ah!
1521
01:15:08,393 --> 01:15:11,462
Be careful what you wish for,
Ms. Needler.
1522
01:15:11,464 --> 01:15:15,369
My family and I will never run
from the likes of you again.
1523
01:15:18,737 --> 01:15:20,339
(GASPS, STAMMERS)
1524
01:15:21,006 --> 01:15:22,974
Deep breath, Margaux.
1525
01:15:22,976 --> 01:15:24,708
Okay, I have a finale
to shoot.
1526
01:15:24,710 --> 01:15:26,343
Parker, let's go.
1527
01:15:26,345 --> 01:15:28,578
PARKER: I'm not going
anywhere with you.
1528
01:15:28,580 --> 01:15:29,881
I'm staying with my friend.
1529
01:15:29,883 --> 01:15:31,248
MARGAUX: Your friend?
1530
01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:33,184
Parker, these people
are freaks.
1531
01:15:33,186 --> 01:15:35,185
If they're freaks,
then I'm a freak.
1532
01:15:35,187 --> 01:15:37,221
And so are all of you.
1533
01:15:37,223 --> 01:15:38,355
Exhibit A.
1534
01:15:38,357 --> 01:15:42,092
Ms. Gravely, you put
your underwear in the freezer.
1535
01:15:42,094 --> 01:15:44,095
Hey, it's refreshing, okay?
1536
01:15:44,097 --> 01:15:46,263
Exhibit B.
Trudy Pickering.
1537
01:15:46,265 --> 01:15:48,533
You sit on
the toilet backwards.
1538
01:15:48,535 --> 01:15:51,101
Well, where else am I supposed
to put my arms?
1539
01:15:51,103 --> 01:15:53,104
Wait, how did you know that?
1540
01:15:53,106 --> 01:15:57,108
Because your houses have been
infested with Needler-Vision.
1541
01:15:57,110 --> 01:15:59,843
She has hidden cameras
everywhere.
1542
01:15:59,845 --> 01:16:00,912
- What?
- (ALL GASP)
1543
01:16:00,914 --> 01:16:03,580
WEDNESDAY: And watches you
all of the time.
1544
01:16:03,582 --> 01:16:04,681
In my private time?
1545
01:16:04,683 --> 01:16:05,749
MAN: That is creepy, actually.
1546
01:16:05,751 --> 01:16:08,351
- What else has she seen?
- That is over the line!
1547
01:16:08,353 --> 01:16:09,520
- MARGAUX: Shut up!
- (ALL GASP)
1548
01:16:09,522 --> 01:16:12,891
Listen, you lemmings!
This is my town.
1549
01:16:12,893 --> 01:16:15,627
You are nothing
but a bunch of extras.
1550
01:16:15,629 --> 01:16:19,363
We are going to march down
that hill and do a live show.
1551
01:16:19,365 --> 01:16:21,032
I expect you to convince
1552
01:16:21,034 --> 01:16:23,534
those brainless peons
out there in the audience
1553
01:16:23,536 --> 01:16:26,069
that this is the perfect place
to buy a house,
1554
01:16:26,071 --> 01:16:28,739
or none of you will be living
here much longer.
1555
01:16:28,741 --> 01:16:30,408
- Do you hear me?
- Actually, Mom,
1556
01:16:30,410 --> 01:16:32,142
everyone can hear you.
1557
01:16:32,144 --> 01:16:34,311
You've been live
this whole time.
1558
01:16:34,313 --> 01:16:37,782
Three million people
are watching you right now.
1559
01:16:37,784 --> 01:16:39,784
The real you, for a change.
1560
01:16:39,786 --> 01:16:42,319
Please, what do I care what
a bunch of bloggers think?
1561
01:16:42,321 --> 01:16:43,421
GLENN: Margaux?
1562
01:16:43,423 --> 01:16:44,489
(YELLS) What?
1563
01:16:44,491 --> 01:16:46,157
It's the network.
1564
01:16:46,159 --> 01:16:48,292
They're taking your show
off the air.
1565
01:16:48,294 --> 01:16:49,459
What?
1566
01:16:49,461 --> 01:16:51,895
No. I'll be...
I'll be bankrupt.
1567
01:16:51,897 --> 01:16:53,330
Who will buy all these houses?
1568
01:16:53,332 --> 01:16:56,266
Okay, watch this.
Now's my chance.
1569
01:16:56,268 --> 01:17:00,070
Excuse me, (CLEARS THROAT)
I just tooted.
1570
01:17:00,072 --> 01:17:02,073
Furthermore,
I think I can help you
1571
01:17:02,075 --> 01:17:03,608
get rid of those houses.
1572
01:17:03,610 --> 01:17:05,676
- What are you talking about?
- Well, my dear,
1573
01:17:05,678 --> 01:17:08,578
you've got a bunch of houses
you need to get rid of,
1574
01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:11,183
and I've got a bunch of family
I need to get rid of.
1575
01:17:11,852 --> 01:17:13,316
WOMAN: Hello?
1576
01:17:13,318 --> 01:17:16,087
Excuse me. I'm Trudy.
1577
01:17:16,089 --> 01:17:20,158
Trudy Pickering. We...
We never officially met...
1578
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,592
Ah, yes. The toilet woman.
1579
01:17:22,594 --> 01:17:23,793
Right.
1580
01:17:23,795 --> 01:17:28,632
Listen, uh, please, give us
a chance to make it right.
1581
01:17:28,634 --> 01:17:32,304
Let us have
our own design intervention.
1582
01:17:33,305 --> 01:17:34,372
WEDNESDAY: Mother,
1583
01:17:34,374 --> 01:17:36,840
I spent time
with these people,
1584
01:17:36,842 --> 01:17:40,810
and it is true, they are odd.
1585
01:17:40,812 --> 01:17:42,512
But we shouldn't judge them
1586
01:17:42,514 --> 01:17:44,516
just because
they're different.
1587
01:17:44,518 --> 01:17:46,115
(SOFT MURMURING)
1588
01:17:46,117 --> 01:17:47,819
(HUMMING)
1589
01:17:47,821 --> 01:17:49,456
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1590
01:17:55,527 --> 01:17:56,696
(CHUCKLES)
1591
01:17:58,999 --> 01:18:00,400
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
1592
01:18:00,834 --> 01:18:02,402
(WOMAN EXCLAIMS)
1593
01:18:07,307 --> 01:18:08,838
- Have a wonderful day!
- ONION: Whoo-hoo.
1594
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:09,907
MALE ADDAMS:
And there you are.
1595
01:18:09,909 --> 01:18:11,143
- Bye-bye.
- WOMAN: Thanks! Bye!
1596
01:18:16,883 --> 01:18:18,516
Well, hello there!
1597
01:18:18,518 --> 01:18:21,319
Howdy, neighbor.
How's the new house?
1598
01:18:21,321 --> 01:18:25,021
Oh, I love it. I hope
you brought your umbrellas.
1599
01:18:25,023 --> 01:18:28,859
Oh, you put in a typhoon.
What a great idea.
1600
01:18:28,861 --> 01:18:30,761
Don't forget
the gift basket, silly.
1601
01:18:30,763 --> 01:18:32,163
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1602
01:18:32,165 --> 01:18:34,565
We got scented
embalming fluid,
1603
01:18:34,567 --> 01:18:37,334
toes, teeth, a fruitcake,
1604
01:18:37,336 --> 01:18:40,038
rat bait,
got some dried apricots...
1605
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,271
(CHUCKLES)
1606
01:18:41,273 --> 01:18:44,208
He's like training a puppy,
adorable but tiresome.
1607
01:18:44,210 --> 01:18:46,211
She's the woman of my dreams!
1608
01:18:46,213 --> 01:18:48,878
Her breath is like
a baby's diaper.
1609
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:51,282
(GIGGLES) Fester, stop!
1610
01:18:51,284 --> 01:18:54,752
Who would have thought
a guy like me, a total zero,
1611
01:18:54,754 --> 01:18:58,021
would have ended up with you,
an also zero?
1612
01:18:58,023 --> 01:18:59,959
Well, do come in!
1613
01:19:02,795 --> 01:19:06,129
SLOOM: Now, with
the house rebuilt, Pugsley,
1614
01:19:06,131 --> 01:19:10,402
we can throw you
the celebration you deserve!
1615
01:19:11,237 --> 01:19:15,075
You are Addams
through and through.
1616
01:19:16,442 --> 01:19:18,278
(ALL APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)
1617
01:19:32,924 --> 01:19:36,896
SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out!
1618
01:19:37,897 --> 01:19:40,564
Oh, how lovely.
The spirit's home.
1619
01:19:40,566 --> 01:19:43,769
Finally, back to normal.
1620
01:19:44,970 --> 01:19:46,740
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1621
01:19:49,808 --> 01:19:51,141
We did good.
1622
01:19:51,143 --> 01:19:53,079
I won't tell anyone
if you don't.
1623
01:19:55,348 --> 01:19:56,917
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1624
01:19:58,351 --> 01:20:00,353
(ADDAMS FAMILY THEME PLAYING)
1625
01:20:04,957 --> 01:20:05,959
(RHYTHMIC SNAPPING)
1626
01:20:12,365 --> 01:20:14,431
(MAN SINGING)
1627
01:20:14,433 --> 01:20:16,367
They're creepy
And they're kooky
1628
01:20:16,369 --> 01:20:18,368
Mysterious and spooky
1629
01:20:18,370 --> 01:20:20,370
They're altogether ooky
1630
01:20:20,372 --> 01:20:21,842
The Addams family
1631
01:20:22,441 --> 01:20:24,342
There house is a museum
1632
01:20:24,344 --> 01:20:26,343
Where people come
to see 'em
1633
01:20:26,345 --> 01:20:28,346
They really are a scream
1634
01:20:28,348 --> 01:20:29,783
The Addams family
1635
01:20:30,950 --> 01:20:31,952
- (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
- MAN: Neat.
1636
01:20:32,985 --> 01:20:33,987
- (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
- Sweet.
1637
01:20:36,856 --> 01:20:38,221
- (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
- Petite.
1638
01:20:38,223 --> 01:20:40,190
So get a witch's shawl on
1639
01:20:40,192 --> 01:20:42,193
A broomstick
You can crawl on
1640
01:20:42,195 --> 01:20:44,194
We're gonna pay a call on
1641
01:20:44,196 --> 01:20:46,832
The Addams family
1642
01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:48,865
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1643
01:20:48,867 --> 01:20:50,300
MIGOS: (SINGING)
Family, family
1644
01:20:50,302 --> 01:20:52,336
I'd go to war for my family
1645
01:20:52,338 --> 01:20:55,207
Ups and downs
Wrong or right, it's family
1646
01:20:55,974 --> 01:20:57,041
They think that we crazy
1647
01:20:57,043 --> 01:20:59,243
They say that we crazy,
can't handle it
1648
01:20:59,245 --> 01:21:02,980
My back on the wall
Who I'mma call, my family
1649
01:21:02,982 --> 01:21:06,450
We different, we stick out
Wig out, bug out
1650
01:21:06,452 --> 01:21:08,218
Pop out, hop out
Go
1651
01:21:08,220 --> 01:21:09,986
Ball out, hey
Show out
1652
01:21:09,988 --> 01:21:11,221
A'ight, this a party
1653
01:21:11,223 --> 01:21:13,556
Let's not make a problem
No!
1654
01:21:13,558 --> 01:21:17,095
Why you looking at me like
there's something, tell me
1655
01:21:17,097 --> 01:21:19,997
You should know it's not just
me that you'll be rubbing
1656
01:21:19,999 --> 01:21:22,669
ROCK MAFIA: The wrong way,
so you better think twice
1657
01:21:24,036 --> 01:21:27,404
You shouldn't mess with me
You don't want to mess with me
1658
01:21:27,406 --> 01:21:30,874
'Cause if you mess with me
You're messing with my family
1659
01:21:30,876 --> 01:21:32,275
You shouldn't mess with me
1660
01:21:32,277 --> 01:21:33,610
ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G:
You don't want to mess with me
1661
01:21:33,612 --> 01:21:34,744
MIGOS: No!
1662
01:21:34,746 --> 01:21:35,946
ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G:
'Cause if you mess with me
1663
01:21:35,948 --> 01:21:37,782
You're messing with my family
1664
01:21:37,784 --> 01:21:41,084
Ay, ay, ay, ay
1665
01:21:41,086 --> 01:21:44,523
ROCK MAFIA: You might think
that we are all loco
1666
01:21:45,223 --> 01:21:46,891
Ay, ay, ay
1667
01:21:46,893 --> 01:21:48,258
MIGOS: Don't mess
with my family
1668
01:21:48,260 --> 01:21:51,261
ROCK MAFIA: But this family
about to go global
1669
01:21:51,263 --> 01:21:52,431
MIGOS: We blowin' up!
1670
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:55,802
ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah
1671
01:21:56,568 --> 01:21:57,700
Yeah, yeah
1672
01:21:57,702 --> 01:21:59,438
(KAROL G SINGING IN SPANISH)
1673
01:22:12,585 --> 01:22:13,751
MIGOS: (IN ENGLISH)
Don't mess with my family
1674
01:22:13,753 --> 01:22:16,386
A'ight, this a party
Let's not make a problem
1675
01:22:16,388 --> 01:22:17,587
No!
1676
01:22:17,589 --> 01:22:20,123
Why you looking at me like
there's something, tell me
1677
01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:23,260
You should know it's not just
me that you'll be rubbing
1678
01:22:23,262 --> 01:22:24,427
ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G:
The wrong way
1679
01:22:24,429 --> 01:22:25,965
So you better think twice
1680
01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:29,132
ROCK MAFIA:
You shouldn't mess with me
1681
01:22:29,134 --> 01:22:30,967
ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G:
You don't wanna mess with me
1682
01:22:30,969 --> 01:22:32,403
ROCK MAFIA:
'Cause if you mess with me
1683
01:22:32,405 --> 01:22:34,571
You're messing with my family
1684
01:22:34,573 --> 01:22:36,106
You shouldn't mess with me
1685
01:22:36,108 --> 01:22:38,108
ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G:
You don't wanna mess with me
1686
01:22:38,110 --> 01:22:41,481
'Cause if you mess with me,
you're messing with my family
1687
01:22:44,015 --> 01:22:45,250
ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah, yeah
1688
01:22:46,486 --> 01:22:48,455
ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G:
You're messing with my family
1689
01:22:50,689 --> 01:22:52,491
KAROL G: Yeah
ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah, yeah
1690
01:22:54,027 --> 01:22:55,124
MIGOS: Don't mess
with my family
1691
01:22:55,126 --> 01:22:56,193
No!
1692
01:22:56,195 --> 01:22:58,695
ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G:
Ay, ay, ay, ay
1693
01:22:58,697 --> 01:22:59,864
ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G:
You might think
1694
01:22:59,866 --> 01:23:02,135
That we are all loco
1695
01:23:02,934 --> 01:23:05,935
Ay, ay, ay
1696
01:23:05,937 --> 01:23:07,104
But this family
1697
01:23:07,106 --> 01:23:08,872
About to go global
1698
01:23:08,874 --> 01:23:09,972
(MUSIC TEMPO INCREASES)
1699
01:23:09,974 --> 01:23:11,675
MIGOS: They say that we mean
Mean
1700
01:23:11,677 --> 01:23:13,510
They say that we rude
Rude
1701
01:23:13,512 --> 01:23:15,311
They say we got problems
Problems
1702
01:23:15,313 --> 01:23:17,148
But we say it's cool
1703
01:23:17,150 --> 01:23:18,515
Family, family
1704
01:23:18,517 --> 01:23:20,717
I'd go to war for my family
1705
01:23:20,719 --> 01:23:23,854
Ups and downs
Wrong or right, it's family
1706
01:23:23,856 --> 01:23:27,158
ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G:
Ay, ay, ay, ay
1707
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:29,526
You might think
that we are all loco
1708
01:23:29,528 --> 01:23:31,194
MIGOS: Don't mess
with my family
1709
01:23:31,196 --> 01:23:34,131
ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G:
Ay, ay, ay,
1710
01:23:34,133 --> 01:23:37,333
But this family
is about to go global
1711
01:23:37,335 --> 01:23:38,504
(SONG ENDS)
1712
01:23:39,205 --> 01:23:41,241
(SPOOKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
1713
01:23:46,045 --> 01:23:47,310
CHRISTINA AGUILERA: (SINGING)
There's no bell
1714
01:23:47,312 --> 01:23:49,048
When you call for me
1715
01:23:50,214 --> 01:23:54,316
You'll be falling for miles
1716
01:23:54,318 --> 01:23:58,154
I'm bewitched by your misery
1717
01:23:58,156 --> 01:24:02,693
(CHUCKLES)
But I love it when you smile
1718
01:24:02,695 --> 01:24:05,598
Let me know
what you want from me
1719
01:24:06,932 --> 01:24:10,601
Whisper "love" in my ears
1720
01:24:10,603 --> 01:24:13,673
Before you try
to get your hooks in me
1721
01:24:15,441 --> 01:24:19,575
I should warn you, my dear
1722
01:24:19,577 --> 01:24:23,079
My heart is a haunted house
1723
01:24:23,081 --> 01:24:27,284
Once you're in,
you ain't getting out
1724
01:24:27,286 --> 01:24:31,120
It's the trap
you've been waiting for
1725
01:24:31,122 --> 01:24:34,891
Ain't no windows,
ain't no doors
1726
01:24:34,893 --> 01:24:38,031
No escaping the way you feel
1727
01:24:39,464 --> 01:24:43,033
It's like a dream,
but you hope it's real
1728
01:24:43,035 --> 01:24:45,638
My, my, my heart
1729
01:24:46,772 --> 01:24:50,940
M-m-m-my heart is a haunted
1730
01:24:50,942 --> 01:24:52,478
CHOIR: Haunted house
1731
01:24:58,317 --> 01:25:02,285
CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Watch
yourself when you walk to me
1732
01:25:02,287 --> 01:25:06,155
Careful where
your heart treads
1733
01:25:06,157 --> 01:25:09,628
Suddenly,
you'll be in too deep
1734
01:25:11,263 --> 01:25:14,765
You'll be caught up in my web
1735
01:25:14,767 --> 01:25:17,137
You will think
of me constantly
1736
01:25:18,637 --> 01:25:21,407
And it will drive you insane
1737
01:25:22,474 --> 01:25:25,812
Like the tattoo
you can't remove
1738
01:25:27,146 --> 01:25:31,648
Like the blood in your veins
1739
01:25:31,650 --> 01:25:35,252
My heart is a haunted house
1740
01:25:35,254 --> 01:25:39,422
Once you're in,
you ain't getting out
1741
01:25:39,424 --> 01:25:43,360
It's the trap
you've been waiting for
1742
01:25:43,362 --> 01:25:46,629
Ain't no windows,
ain't no doors
1743
01:25:46,631 --> 01:25:49,768
There's no escaping
the way you feel
1744
01:25:51,437 --> 01:25:55,105
It's like a dream,
but you hope it's real
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01:25:55,107 --> 01:25:57,010
My, my, my heart
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01:25:58,811 --> 01:26:04,550
- M-m-m-my heart is a haunted
- CHOIR: Haunted house
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01:26:07,186 --> 01:26:10,421
CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Yeah
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01:26:10,423 --> 01:26:13,726
- It's a haunted house
- CHOIR: Haunted house
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01:26:14,177 --> 01:26:19,177
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