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-Previously on...
-I really like you.
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-Hey, you go to OSU?
-I go to Tulsa.
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-Hey, Aunt Vicki, I was
wondering if I could spend some
weekends at your place?
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- Sure.
-Find this girl a new talent.
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-I have terrible
stage fright, OK?
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Something about singing
makes me panic.
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-Vicki.
-Robert's back in town.
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His wife is staying
in Oklahoma City.
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-I'm sorry, I'm just suddenly
not feeling very well.
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I think I gotta get out of here.
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-You comin' or not?
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Morning.
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-What are you doing?
-I need to brush my teeth.
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You got an extra toothbrush?
-Wait, wait.
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Wait a minute.
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-You taking care of yourself?
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-Of course I am.
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Now, could you please
give me some privacy?
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-Oh, come on. Let's not pretend
I haven't seen everything.
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-It's different.
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-Don't be crazy, Vicki.
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Most women your age
would kill for that body.
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-Thanks.
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- I'm gonna go make us some coffee.
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- And each
and every one of you
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have been such
an inspiration to me.
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Bullies like to target
a person's weakness
and exploit it.
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Some bullies might try
to tell you that you're weak,
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but you guys are some
of the strongest people
I've ever met,
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because you've already had
to overcome so much.
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-She's actually doing well.
- And...
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if I get crowned Miss America
Starred and Striped
United States,
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I want to be a voice
for kids like you.
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-It is so good for the kids
to hear about this.
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I mean, it really is an issue
that affects a lot of them.
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-Well, it's such an important
platform for us both.
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- I don't know much
about the pageant world,
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but Miss Oklahoma U.S.,
she is pretty impressive.
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-Why, thank you.
I'm her coach.
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Vicki Ellis.
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-Dr. Evans. Nice to meet you.
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- How formal.
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You have a first name?
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-Ben.
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-Ben.
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Well, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Ben.
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-And you, Vicki.
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-Thanks.
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-You listen to me,
you were great.
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-You really were.
-And so convincing.
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I mean, I really believed
that you actually cared
about bullying.
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-I do care about bullying.
-We all do.
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-Let's see Texas follow that!
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-I was in a room
similar to this one
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when they told me
I might lose a toe.
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-It was the day
before my tenth birthday
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when the doctor diagnosed me
with juvenile diabetes.
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-Oh, shit.
-Damn it.
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- Judges will
love this shit.
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- I know what it's like
to be in your shoes.
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-Oh, please. Like you haven't
heard this story before.
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-Seventeen times, but it just
gets me every single time.
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- You can be
whatever you wanna be.
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-She's overcome so much,
you know?
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- It was this toe right here.
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- Get your picture with Miss Oklahoma.
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- Smile!
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-Excuse me, Miss Oklahoma?
-Yeah.
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-I just wanted to say that
you're really pretty and...
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I hate bullies too,
a lot, but...
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I really like you.
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-Oh, my gosh!
Aren't you the sweetest.
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Thank you so much
for saying that.
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-Before I forget,
the receptionist told me
to give this to you.
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-What's this for?
-It's your check
for today's event.
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-I get paid for speaking
to sick kids?
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-Miss Oklahoma gets paid
for all public
speaking engagements.
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Unless you choose
to donate your time.
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But that would never happen.
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Miss Oklahoma's time
is far too valuable.
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-Juvenile diabetes
is a (bleep) goldmine.
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-I know, it's just
the right amount of sick.
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What are we gonna do with
a perfectly healthy white girl
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who can't even sing in public?
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-Well, we don't know
for sure if Samantha
is perfectly healthy.
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I mean, God only knows
the kind of things
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a Claremore Water Treatment
Facility could miss.
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-That's a good point.
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-I feel so bad for Brittany.
I had no idea she
went through all that.
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-Neither did we.
I told you to do a deep
Google on that girl.
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-I did. She didn't speak
publicly about it until--
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-It's still our job to know.
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Samantha, honey,
speaking about being sick,
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how is your health?
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Hmm? Did you ever have
any minor to terrible illnesses
as a child?
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Well...
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I had a really bad case
of the chicken pox
when I was nine.
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I know everybody gets it,
but mine was intense.
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-But, um, what about now?
Any more recent health problems?
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-Uh...
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I got really bad dry sockets
after I had my wisdom teeth
taken out.
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My doctor said it was because
I used a straw too soon
after surgery.
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-And no illness
that runs in the family?
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-Maybe something with the liver?
-No.
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But my mom was worried
she had lupus at one point.
Her mom had it.
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-That can be genetic, right?
-I'm not really sure.
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-Don't worry, hon.
While we're here,
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why don't we get you
a quick blood test?
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Just wanna make sure that you're
in good shape to compete.
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-OK.
-I'll go find
that friendly doctor.
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-Lord help us
if she doesn't have lupus.
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-On the bright side,
I don't think things
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can get much worse
than they already are.
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-I don't really like needles.
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-Nobody likes needles.
-I'll put a rush on this.
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We'll get the results
to you within 24 hours.
I can tell you're worried.
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-I can't believe
that pageant girl
drove a car through here.
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-Her boyfriend
was the one driving.
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I'm just glad they finally
reopened this place.
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One time,
our algebra teacher said
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he was gonna give
Noodle Express gift cards
to the highest test scores,
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and it's literally the hardest
I've ever studied for anything.
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-Your algebra teacher?
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-I mean, back in high school.
It was a few years ago.
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-You ever go to that
Chinese place in Utica Square?
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-Utica Square is too fancy.
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They wouldn't even let someone
like me near the entrance.
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-Don't do that. Don't talk
about yourself like that.
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You are so beautiful.
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You know what the sexiest thing
a woman can have is?
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-No.
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I do not know what that is.
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-Confidence.
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-What kind of blood tests
were they?
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-I don't know
but it freaked me out.
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-I didn't know your mom
had lupus.
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-No, her mom had it,
my mom just thought she had it.
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I think. I can't remember.
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It was whenever
she was still living here.
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-Hey, girls.
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-Dad, you're not fixing
those brakes yourself,
are you?
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-I know what I'm doing, Sam,
don't worry.
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-Uh, Mr. Cole.
-Hmm.
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-Samantha actually has
a question about something.
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-A question about what?
-Nothing.
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-Deb's just being real dumb.
-What is it?
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-Oh...
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It was just about Mom.
Remember whenever she
thought she had lupus?
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-She didn't have lupus,
she had a swollen toe.
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-OK, sorry. Yeah, I was
just wondering because
my coach thought--
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-Your mom's problem
was boredom, OK?
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She invented problems
'cause she was bored.
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Had a canker sore once
and thought it was
a mouth tumor.
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-OK.
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-I'm sorry.
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-Hey, so,
I was reading this review
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of that new steak house,
Brickstone.
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Yeah, we should go next week.
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I could sneak away Wednesday.
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-Is that in midtown?
-It is in Oklahoma City.
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-Bruce.
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You think I wanna drive
two hours away to get dinner?
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-I thought we could have
a night out.
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-Look... it's sweet,
but I know what you're doing.
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I am not taking
multiple highways
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so we could eat somewhere
where no one knows us.
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-OK. I just thought it would be
a nice thing to do for you.
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-No, don't suggest things and
act like I asked for them.
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-Bruce, look where we are
right now.
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I have to drop you off
four blocks away from your house
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after you pretend
you went to the gym.
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-Yeah.
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OK.
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I'll see ya later.
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-Dad?
-Chris, hey.
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-What are you doing?
-Uh, this is my buddy Nigel.
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He gave me a lift home
from the gym.
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I thought I could run there
and back, and it turns out
I am too old.
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Oh. I was just
finishing up a jog. Hi!
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-Nice to meet you.
-Thanks for the ride.
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-I'm starving.
You guys eaten yet?
-No, we haven't.
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-Oh, let's eat.
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-It's Val.
Leave a message.
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-So, we did the full
blood panel on Samantha
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and all her levels look good.
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Kidney, liver function,
totally normal.
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-You sure?
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Yeah, she's slightly anemic,
but nothing to worry about.
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Overall, she is a, uh...
very healthy young girl.
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God damn it!
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-Oh, my God, am I dying?
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-There's absolutely
nothing wrong with you.
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At least not medically.
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-Oh, thank God.
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-I really think we need
to rethink the talent situation.
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Maybe we should just
let her tap dance.
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-Her tap skills
aren't good enough, trust me.
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-And her singing skills are?
-I'm telling you,
I heard her in church.
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That girl has
a real voice on her.
-Excuse me. Uh...
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Ms. Ellis.
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Can I speak to you
alone for a second?
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-Vicki. And yes, of course.
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This is, uh, a little awkward.
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Really don't wanna
cross the line.
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-Don't be silly, I feel
we're both on the same page.
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-Are we?
-I believe we are, yes.
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-OK.
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Well... I was just wondering
if Samantha was single.
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I would love
to take her out sometime.
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Obviously wanted
to ask you first,
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as her coach and everything.
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I wasn't even sure
if Miss Oklahoma was
even allowed to date.
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-Of course Miss Oklahoma
is not allowed to date.
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That would be ridiculous.
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-OK.
-What an incredibly
inappropriate idea.
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-I am so sorry,
I didn't realize.
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-Do you know how old she is?
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-Is she not at least 18?
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-Honestly!
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I should have you disbarred.
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-That's only for lawyers.
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-Shame on you!
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Come on, let's get
the hell out of this place.
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Pick up the pace!
-What happened?
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-That doctor just asked me out.
So unprofessional.
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-I didn't even know there were
places like this in Tulsa.
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-Sadly, they are few
and far between.
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-I have as much right
to be here as you do!
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-They're not mad
that you're here,
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they're mad at that blouse.
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-(bleep) off!
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-It was really nice of you guys
to ask me to hang out tonight.
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-Oh, honey,
this is a work night.
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- Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
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And all my gender
nonconforming babies.
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-I'm your host
for the evening, Alotta Issues.
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And tonight we're bringing
some karaoke... realness.
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00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,511
- Wow!
He's so beautiful.
240
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,305
Or am I supposed to say "she"?
She's so beautiful?
241
00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:50,933
-Stop talking,
for your own good.
242
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,810
-We shouldn't have
brought her here.
-No, this is gonna work.
243
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,979
Know that I believe in you
244
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:59,858
and I absolutely think
you can do this,
with a lot of alcohol.
245
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,779
-Do what?
-Get up on that stage
246
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,405
and sing.
247
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,535
-I'm not singing
in front of all these people.
248
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,411
Nigel!
-Samantha, do you trust me?
249
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,289
-Partially?
-I can work with that.
250
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,917
Can I get a shot of Cuervo?
251
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,378
Drink up, baby girl.
-OK.
252
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,005
But I should warn you,
I'm such a lightweight.
253
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,966
-Oh, we know.
-You think we didn't hear
254
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,968
about your little struggle
cuddle with Rick Bishop?
255
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:29,221
-Exactly, you know.
What if something like
that happens again?
256
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,014
-Shh! Shh! Shh! Honey.
257
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:34,852
Look around. You're safe.
258
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,022
-Hey, stranger.
259
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,900
Are you OK?
-Of course, why wouldn't I be?
260
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,403
-Well, last time I saw you,
you were so sick,
you had to leave the restaurant.
261
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:30,115
-Oh, right.
-Then I didn't hear
from you for a few days.
262
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:33,368
Oh, hon, you would not have
wanted to be near me.
263
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,997
Really. But I'm better now.
264
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:40,209
I was thinking about you
coming over later.
265
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,585
-I got Grace.
266
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:43,420
It's Wednesdays.
Doesn't change, remember?
267
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,464
-Of course, yep.
-You can come to mine.
268
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:49,384
-I'm just so cozy here already.
269
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,345
Can't you find a sitter?
270
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,638
-It's eight o'clock, Vicki.
271
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,515
-Right.
-Hey...
272
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:58,143
Just come over.
She's already asleep.
273
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,687
We just have to keep
the noise down.
-I don't know.
274
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,941
I'm just not in the mood
to, you know, travel.
275
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,944
Another night this week, maybe?
276
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,821
-Sure. Yeah. Sounds good.
277
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:14,243
-Sleep well.
278
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,001
-Not tonight.
- Ehh!
279
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:27,047
I don't think I can do this.
280
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,924
-You have to believe
in yourself.
281
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:32,052
You need to have the confidence
of a frat boy on trial.
282
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,304
-What?
-Just keep drinking, honey.
283
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:38,392
- Should I call the police?
-I'm sorry?
284
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,854
-You're clearly trying to
get that poor girl wasted
past the point of consent.
285
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:45,190
-That is completely... true.
286
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,569
-And yet something tells me
that she's not really your type.
287
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,737
-You're right.
288
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:54,575
I guess I prefer someone
with a bit more...
289
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,159
-Penis.
290
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,415
So... can I buy you
a drink some time?
291
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,500
Like... right now?
292
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,045
-Sure.
293
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,664
-Oh, Jesus!
-You scared me.
294
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,040
-You scared me.
295
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,334
-Well, I'm sorry, honey,
but I do live here.
296
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:31,547
-I figured you'd be out.
-Where have you been?
297
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,550
-Just... with some friends.
298
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,260
From the community
service thing.
299
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,678
We got Chinese food.
300
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,723
-The last part I believe.
301
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,309
I know make-out hair
when I see it.
302
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,353
You've been with a boy.
303
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,063
-Don't be insane, Aunt Vicki.
304
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:56,280
-Are you wearing lip gloss?
-Are you wearing tap shoes?
305
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:59,032
-Answer the question.
-It's just Chapstick.
306
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,325
-Tinted Chapstick?
307
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,120
-I don't know, it's...
cherry flavored.
308
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:11,545
OK, I can't handle you
looking at me like that.
309
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,630
Yeah, I was with a guy.
310
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,300
But not just any guy,
he's really nice.
311
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:19,011
Actually, I think
he's my boyfriend.
312
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,096
-I wasn't aware that you
were at an age
313
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:23,265
where boys were a thing.
314
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:28,312
-I'm 16, but I've never really
liked a guy before this.
315
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,355
At least no one
that's liked me back.
316
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:37,654
-So where did you go with him?
Somewhere public, I'm hoping.
317
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,157
-Totally.
We went to Noodle Express.
318
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,492
-Oh, God!
319
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,536
-He's really nice to me.
320
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:47,706
-So, where did you meet him?
321
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:50,667
-Both of our schools
went on this field trip
322
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,712
to Philbrook
Natural History Museum.
323
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:56,173
-You mean Philbrook Art Museum.
324
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,342
-Oh. Right, yeah.
325
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,969
-And where did you say
he goes to school?
326
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:04,389
-You know, that public school
that starts with a "B".
327
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,725
-Oh, I hope you mean
Booker T. Washington,
328
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,101
not Bixby.
329
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,603
-Yeah, Booker T.
330
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,105
-Well... he goes
to a good school, at least.
331
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,025
-He's really smart, and we both
hate Jennifer Lawrence
332
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,693
so that's really cool.
333
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:20,489
I don't know, he actually
likes me for some reason.
334
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:22,574
-Of course he likes you.
335
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,993
Be a little moron not to.
336
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:31,458
-Hey, would you, um,
mind not telling my mom?
337
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,919
Not because he's bad
or anything.
338
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,505
But because it's private?
339
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:41,802
Can we please just keep this
between you and I?
340
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:45,764
-Your mom does get nosy.
341
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,683
-She really does.
342
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:52,646
-OK. It'll be our secret.
343
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:59,653
-You know, he... said
this thing to me today.
344
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:02,865
I don't know why,
made me feel really weird.
345
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:09,371
He said, "Confidence
is the sexiest thing
a girl can have."
346
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,540
-Men love to say that.
347
00:22:11,582 --> 00:22:13,959
-But what if I'm just
not confident?
348
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,505
-Nobody's confident.
349
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:21,133
They're all faking it.
350
00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:24,011
Just some people are
better at it than others.
351
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:25,512
-Is that what you had to do?
352
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:28,974
-Oh, I had to do
a lot of things.
353
00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:38,775
-So, do you need
a ride home soon?
354
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,820
-I hope you're not
offering to drive.
355
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:45,282
-No. But I am offering
to take you home.
356
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:50,746
-I'm sorry, I'm seeing someone.
357
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:51,997
-Oh.
358
00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:54,875
That's too bad.
359
00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:58,921
-Yeah.
360
00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:04,635
-This is fun.
361
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:08,138
I feel like we're
becoming really good friends.
362
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,307
-She's ready.
Is that mic hot?
363
00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:16,271
- All right, please,
welcome to the stage
364
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,148
Samantha Cole!
365
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,081
-Now tell me something, baby,
366
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,416
why are you dedicating
your whole damn life
367
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,460
to all these stray
white ladies?
368
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:51,306
-Because sometimes
that happens.
369
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:14,264
Michael, what are you
doing here?
370
00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:16,517
-You go
to Booker T. High school.
-I mean I did.
371
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:19,228
-I assumed that we were
both seeing other people.
372
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:21,522
-I am still seeing the chef.
-So what are we?
373
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:24,650
-Tomorrow is my first review
with the pageant board. They
pretty much control my funding.
374
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:27,444
-You're allowed to have
an opinion but you can't attack
a group of people
375
00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:30,531
-to defend it.
-The board is considering
punting this whole season.
376
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,366
-Practice the national anthem
so that you don't
377
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,326
embarrass yourself
at the baseball game tomorrow.
378
00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:37,412
-I know this is scary.
That's why people watch
this stuff.
379
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:40,040
They think, "Wow,
I could never do that."
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