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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Going down the rabbit hole
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Where we're going no one knows
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Obstacles 'round every bend
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Let's see where the tunnel ends
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You turn, Squeaks.
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(SQUEAKING TRIUMPHANTLY)
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Pretty sneaky, Squeaks.
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But let's see how you
handle going face-to-face with my Pegasus.
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(TRUMPET BLARING)
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It is I, Sir Littlechin.
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I am hunting a unicorn.
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Have you seen one?
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No, we haven't seen a unicorn.
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You do know
what a unicorn looks like, don't you?
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Yes, we know what
a unicorn looks like.
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It's basically a horse
with a horn on its head.
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-You mean like this?
-(CLANKING)
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Now, why don't you take
your little toy horn
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and look for more
imaginary creatures somewhere else.
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Unicorn? Of course
I haven't seen a unicorn, because they don't...
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A unicorn!
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(SQUEAKING)
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Well, what do you know?
These things really do exist.
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(SQUEAKING)
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Are you saying that
if you touch a unicorn it will grant you a wish?
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(GNAWING)
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Ah.
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I don't believe it!
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She does grant wishes.
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Now let's see
if you can pull this off.
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I wish I had
a purple scooter
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ridden by
an opera-singing hippo.
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(SINGING OPERA)
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Well, what do you know?
It's true.
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(TRUMPET BLARING)
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We can't let him see you!
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I wish you were hidden.
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Make way! Where is it?
Where is the unicorn?
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I just saw a singing
hippo on a scooter,
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so I know a unicorn is
around here somewhere!
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Eh, maybe you've been
hitting the mutton a little too hard lately?
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Look, naysayer,
you may not know it,
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but a unicorn
can grant any wish you might desire.
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I wish to capture the unicorn
so that I might become
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the greatest knight
in all the land!
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Sure, Doc.
We've seen a unicorn.
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Follow me.
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I'm almost sure
we saw a unicorn right over this hill.
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Or maybe it was
that hill. Hmm.
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(NEIGHING)
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Hey! Isn't that
Merlin the magician?
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Merlin you say? Where?
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That scoundrel made
my girlfriend disappear, and he didn't even use magic.
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(ANNOYED SQUEAKING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SQUEAKS WHISTLING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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Hey, Mac, is that
what you're looking for?
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LITTLECHIN: Oh, there it is!
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Tally-ho!
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A-ha! I wish to be
the greatest knight in all the land!
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(SNORTING)
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(LITTLECHIN SCREAMING)
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(SLURRING)
That wasn't a unicorn.
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(RUMBLING)
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Huh?
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Oh, whew! I thought
it was an earthquake,
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but it's just that squirrel
sitting atop a growing pile of nuts!
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Wait a minute.
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That's more nuts
than any squirrel could wish for!
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Wish for? The unicorn!
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-(GIGGLING)
-Squeaks, what were you thinking?
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A-ha! The unicorn!
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No unicorns here, Doc.
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-(GIGGLING)
-(GROWLING)
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(NEIGHING)
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(BOTH GROWLING)
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I wish I had
a bejeweled sword to slay this rabbit!
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BUGS: Yipes!
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I wish your sword
was a chicken!
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(CLUCKING LOUDLY)
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I wish I had a mace!
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BUGS: I wish you were wearing
a dress and high heels!
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(EXCLAIMS) Oh, blast!
I broke a heel!
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-I wish this rabbit
was a fly! -(BUZZING)
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I wish you forgot
what you were gonna wish for!
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Gadzooks!
I've forgotten my wish.
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And it was going to be
great and really mean.
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Wait, I know!
I wish I rembered my wish.
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-I wish you forgot.
-Rember!
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-Forgot.
-Rember.
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-Forgot!
-Rember!
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I wish you had
a tiny helmet!
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(STRAINING) I wish you were
being chased by a hungry ogre.
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Oh, yeah? Well...
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BOTH: I wish you couldn't
do wishes anymore!
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-BOTH: Ha!
-(OGRE YELLING)
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Did that ogre wish
go through before or after
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the "couldn't do wishes
anymore" wish happened?
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(GRUNTING) Me hungry!
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I'd say before.
I'd get a move on, Doc.
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I wouldn't stick around
to see how this goes ogre!
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(SCREAMING)
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Wait for me! Wait!
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-(SCREAMING)
-Food in dress.
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-Yipes!
-Ah!
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Oh, no! He's got us
uni-cornered.
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Hey, wait! Don't we
get a last meal?
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Last meal? You my next meal!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(MEOWING)
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Great job, Squeaks!
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A-ha, yes. This tiny
tree rat saved our lives!
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-He's not a rat,
he's a squirrel. -(SQUEAKS GROWLING)
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What's the difference?
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(HIGH PITCHED VOICE)
Oh! That's the difference.
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(GROWLING)
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Oh, King Arthur's court!
I've got to go!
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(LITTLECHIN SCREAMING)
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Looks like Sir Littlechin
finally got what he wished for.
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And you won't have to worry
about him chasing you anymore, unicorn.
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You know what?
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You've been granting all
our wishes, but no one has asked you what you want.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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What do you know?
That was gonna be my next wish.
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When I got this free trip
to Ireland, I thought it was too good to be true.
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SHAMELESS: Top o' the morning
to you, Mr. Bunny!
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I'm glad you got
me invitation
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for this all-expenses-paid
tour of me motherland!
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I'm Shemalley O'Shaughnessy.
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I'll be your tour guide
on the Emerald Isle.
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Sounds good,
Shemalley O'Shaughnessy.
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SHAMELESS:
Samuel Beckett's bunions!
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There they are, Shameless.
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Those monstrous,
lucky rabbit's feet!
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I can't believe that bunny
fell for me free-trip ruse.
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BUGS: Who are you talking to?
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Just organizing my thoughts
for today's tour.
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He may tower over me now,
but when he goes home, he'll be a couple of feet shorter!
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Your tour begins here.
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Wow, is this one of those
meadows I read about in the travel brochure?
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Yes, it's an Irish tradition
for visitors to run through our vast, lush, dense fields!
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Last one in
is a soggy biscuit!
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Whee! Whoo-hoo!
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La, la, la!
I'm frolicking!
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Once he puts even
the daintiest tootsie in one of those bear traps
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that I hid in the
meadow... Snap!
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Then those rabbit feet
and all of their luck will be mine! (SCREAMS)
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What a great walk, Doc.
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And look, I found this.
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I don't really need
this luck, since I've got these big feet anyway.
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Jumpin' James Joyce!
I need that luck!
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-Oscar...
-(BEAR TRAP SNAPS)
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-Wilde's...
-(BEAR TRAP SNAPS)
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-Warts! (SCREAMING)
-(BEAR TRAP SNAPS)
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Think I left all
my luck back there.
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The second stop
on your tour of Ireland is the Blarney Stone.
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If you want the gift of gab,
you need to kiss it.
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Okay, Doc.
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And when you kiss it,
you'll trigger the dynamite I've rigged to it
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and I'll blow you
to kingdom come.
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Leaving, of course,
your lucky feet for old Shameless O...
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All done! Easy peasy.
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You kissed it already?
Oh, Michael Flatley's flat feet!
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(GRUNTING)
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I don't understand!
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It's all rigged up correctly.
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(KISSING)
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Huh?
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(KISSING)
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Argh!
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-(WHISTLING)
-(KISSING)
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(IN IRISH ACCENT)
I can give it a look, if you'd like!
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-Yes, please.
-(MUTTERING)
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-Ah, here's your
problem, Doc. -Is it serious?
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Parts and labor,
you're look at 200 euro.
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What? This is highway robbery!
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(CLATTERING)
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When I give you
the signal, try again!
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This better work
after what I paid you.
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Okay, go!
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(KISSING)
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(EXPLOSION)
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(GRUNTING)
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Now I have the gab... (GRUNTS)
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SHAMELESS: The next stop on your tour is this here quaint bed and breakfast.
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There is nothing finer
than Irish hospitality.
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So I figured I'd tuck
you in here and let you catch 40 whacks...
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I mean, winks.
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That's great, Doc,
but this sheet doesn't cover my feet.
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Oh, that's another
Irish tradition.
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No one in Ireland sleeps
with their feet covered.
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If you say so, Doc.
But if I'm gonna fall asleep,
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you need to read me
a bedtime story.
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(GROANING) All right, rabbit.
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"Once upon a time, there was
a knight, and this knight was in pursuit of a griffin..."
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(YAWNING)
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"What a lot of people don't
realize, is that griffins are perfectionists..."
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(SNORING)
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Aw, poor little
goblin fell asleep.
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Lullaby
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-
And goodnight -(TUCKING IN TIGHTLY)
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-(GRUNTING)-
Go to sleep little goblin
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Tuck you in tight Oh so very tight
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But I'll leave your feetsies exposed
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Shh.
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Let him sleep, little creep
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'Cause I'm onto his scheme
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(SLAMS)
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Pierce Brosnan's big toe!
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, did I wake you up?
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(STRUGGLING)
Blimey! I'm tucked in so tight I can hardly move!
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Whoa!
Get me outta here, rabbit.
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Why? So you can try
to get my lucky rabbit's feet, Shameless?
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You're on your own, Doc.
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SHAMELESS:
Come back here, you...
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Nobody knows
Ireland better than Shameless O'Scanty!
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-Stop!
-Okay.
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(STRAINING)
Smart move, rabbit.
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You can't take... Feet!
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Would you be so kind
as to take one step towards me?
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Sorry, buddy, looks like
you came up short.
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Colin Farrell's infection!
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Bono, that hurt.
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BUGS: (IN IRISH ACCENT)
There you are, my missing sheep!
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-Huh?
-I've been looking all over for you!
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Off you go now!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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BUGS: Get into the weavery!
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-The weavery?
-Yeah, it's an Irish tradition! In you go!
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(GRUNTING)
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-First, we shear your wool.
-No! No, no, no, no.
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-Hold still!
-(RAZOR BUZZING)
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If you wiggle, I may wind
up ripping your tail!
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There you are,
clean as an Irish spring.
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-Speaking of clean,
let's wash you up. -(SCREAMING)
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Now to the loom!
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When you are in Ireland watch the friends you meet
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Never trust a leprechaun trying to steal your feet
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But if you are in Ireland sing this weaving song
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ALL:
'Cause everyone in Ireland loves to sing along
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-Rabbit! Get me out of here!
-Forgot to button his lip.
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And so, we conclude
our tour of Ireland
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with this excellent example
of traditional Irish clothing.
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Sheesh, I went on a free trip
to Ireland and all I got was this lousy sweater?
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Going down the rabbit hole
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Where we're going no one knows
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Obstacles 'round every bend
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Let's see where the tunnel ends
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